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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What you do.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hello everybody, and welcome to the Thursday after party where
Clint is away and the girls are here, just the girls.
Claudia said she has something for the after party.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
To I have one piece of almost admin.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Almost.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
So you know how we're coming up to the end
of the year, right, how do you feel? Hear me
out Friday? Okai the last one with a guest aka producers?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
What on the backing vocals? Oh, I'm open to it.
I'm open to anything, I say, spice it up.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I want Breeze back in vocals. Why because I did
divers Clint last time?
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You dead?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I want to be with bree Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I think if I'm with Clint, i'd shine more because
he's got a boy voice and.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I have a girl voice.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Would take him, wouldn't We would take those bitches?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Do you want Ella?
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I don't mind. I think both of you are great.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Good answer.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I'd be happy with either, but you will meet.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Okay either all yep, stop winking at her.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hey, both of you are better singers than me. So
I'll take what I can get.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Okay, that's one thing. My second thing. So I was
going through my drawers today at home and I found
a how old would it be?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Six year old vibrator? Vibrator? What next to?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
No, not a vibrator, a homemade voucher that someone gave
to me and it was good for one bottle of
what it was a rum, Kraken rum, which I still love.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's Phil's favorite rum for filmmc Yeah, films favorite.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And I'm just wondering, like the person who gave it
to me, I'm not close with a little awkward but no, okay, no,
it's an old co worker. Oh god, yeah, they gave you,
not an official vow. They gave me paper for my birthday,
I believe, okay, And it was like this is good
for one times Kraken.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
We're calling this person next week. We're calling them manas
and cashing in number. I will be your representative and
I will say hi, I'm calling on behalf of Claudia.
I just a little bit of a tough one for you.
But were you aware that you gave her a document
(02:46):
that stated that you would get her a bottle of crackers.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And there was no expiry date on her.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
You didn't even say like good for one year or anything,
that's good forever?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Then I'm confused. Well, why didn't he get you like
a real.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I think it was the last minute, like he found
a piece of paper at work and just made a
little thing instead of going out to the liquor store
and buying. And this is why I think we force
him to make good on his promise.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Surely let's call him. Let's call him there, shall we?
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, definitely, It'll be like send him a photo of
it and then just be like, Hi, you should be
you should be receiving a photo as we speak, evidence
evidence of the document. This is legally binding in the
court of law.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I want my kraken.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah, give me my kraken.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
We did that exact thing and they haven't banked it
in where our friends had a baby like a year ago,
and it was a like a fake real voucher for
us to babysit. The mom and dad go out for dinner.
So we're like waiting for the call. But maybe I
reminded them, I don't know, you'd want to do that
for free? Well, yeah, that's my again.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I just remembered I made a similar promise to art
Matilda Green, where I said I'd babysit.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Their kids because of their favor that Art, did you?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, because Art filmed himself doing a fart with his
pants down that I put on national television and a
jar in a jar, not just an I yeah. Do
you know after that happened? Because this was on Taskmaster
season six, if you're interested in New Zealand. After because
all the prizes get taken back to the head office
(04:25):
where we all kind of go after the show's finish
filming and we all have a drink until we come
back the next day and do it all again. Anyway, afterwards,
it was on the prize table like all the like
where all the prizes sit, and one of the producers
was like, one of the writers actually was like, is
this Did he actually fart in here? Have you opened it?
And I was like, nah, I haven't opened it. You
should open it and smell it. Oh no, And he
(04:48):
opened it and smelt it.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Did it smell like anything?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Nah?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
No? Even his farts don't stand courts.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Okay, this is a gross but interesting question that I
was asking yesterday weirdly. I okay, So fill me up
with beans, protein like anything that will make my fart stinky, right,
and I fart in a jar? One one big one
in a jar, keep it close for a year. Would
there be a smell in a year?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I feel like there would be if it's a really
sealed yeah, you sure the fart enough. And if it's
pure fart with no no air left in it?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, how do you do that? Okay, maybe it's a science.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
I've tried to light one of my farts before.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Did that burn yourself?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
It works? It actually does work.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
It was quite scary, but it's a flamethrower and tasted out.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Like I just used like a little lighter.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
But it was wow, gas.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, it was gas.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's impressive. I wonder if it was burned.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
A hole in my in my nose, my have a
hole in your The noise of my pants.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
When he did it with pants on curious?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, well, farts going through I hate to break it
to your dog.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
I don't fart, so I don't know about to go.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Through your undeas through your pants into the seat that
I'm sitting on.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I'm never sitting on that seat again, and smell it.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
If he doesn't far, then smell the too many boys
that smell the chair, smell the chair silently?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Does it? I think he farts more than me.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah, you see, I see him in the camera where
he'll lean yep, literally, Yeah, I see it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, I see often. I just don't make a big
deal out of it. So now he gets all weird
about Oh that's nice of you.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Is this a place?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Is this a good forum to discuss the end of
your prank?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Or would you like to? What do we do? But
what if?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
What if he is he won't interview? Prank interview? Prank interview?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Maybe we will do one?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, planned anything, don't be on it at all. What's
your favorite end of yew Prayers?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
The one where he got a fake pr package and
that was when we swapped everything. All the sound was
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Did you guys ever see the one before you guys
got here? I sent him a pair of dirty nickers,
but look like it was a pair of dirty nickers
and he thought he'd been sent a pair of dirty nickers.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
That was pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
We need to do something like that again, a little
lake stitcher?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Oh, I got sent something?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah? Should we?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
It's the long run.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
His manager says that he's got an ad that he
needs to do on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Should we make him go audition for like a Kleenex
ad or something. There we go and he has to
be like sad and cry and stuff, and we just
have footage of him trying to act because he's one
of the most horrendous actors I've ever seen. We do
that we need a fake PRU that would take a
quite big setup to be honest, or or do we
(08:01):
just hire a female voice actor to call the show
at some point and say to Clint that.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
She has a fourteen year old son and it's his.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Oh my god, I didn't know where you were going with.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
The Jenny from Road Clinton. You remember me, Jenny from
Road Too.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You should because you and I had six and we
should do you know how.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
He's got face blindness. We should get a bunch of
strangers just all.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
The building all day.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh my god, Clint, that would be great, Like ten
different people across the day and he's just like.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Oh my Like one girl goes up starts tearing up,
like what you said to me the other day was usual,
Like it's changed my life.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm into someone at the coffee shop.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Oh my god, I haven't seen you in you Where
the hell have you been? It's your wife that I'm sold.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
We need to hire some actors.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Yeah, we did probably do that on May. I'm down
for that one. Or we get the exigs in on
it and we tell them off, like they pull them
into call him into the office.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I don't see I don't know the like we slash
his tie.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, have you ever seen me?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
New Girl?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, there's one character in New Girl who's just like you,
like can't figure out where the line for the princess.
They're either like so small or they're like we're.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Seven, or we shipped on his windscreen.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, and we get the execs to tell him.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
His car?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Do you I forgot to tell you. Did you go
to your car the other day and your window wipers
were up?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Forgot to missage.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
But I was like, oh, one of these little rascals
has come out and seen my car.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Put once you wipeer up?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It was me.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Man, you're really inconvenienced. Man got back. I felt pretty naughty,
so bad?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
What else could we do?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I really want to go to his house and freak
him out.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
I want to swap all his clothes for like something
like two sizes are smaller the exact same and two
sides are smaller.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Shoes is funnier, swap all his shoes for shoes too small,
swap his dog out for a small dog.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
For a human dressed as a dog a fairy. We'll
keep workshopping.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
If you've got any ideas.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, send them through. Yeah, just send them to me
on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Otherwise he'll see them in the face and if Bree
doesn't respond, in them to me. Yeah or me maybe,
but it would make a group chat with all three
of us. I don't want to be in it, okay,
just me and Brie. I'll tell you what happened. I'll
screenshot and.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Send it through. I do love inter of view, prank,
end of view, prank.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Yeah, prank, end of Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Prank and yeah, brank and yeah break end of year. Okay, enough,
okay and we finish it there.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Okay, okay, alright, bye, sits you bye.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Damn do what you do it every.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Time you move.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
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