ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 11th December 2025

• What's your petty relationship gripe? 
• MYSTERY noise drives local man mad. 
• Bree's had a rude awakening (literally). 
• A sneak peak of the Bree & Clint Christmas Song. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, So here it is, as long as you've
got d D data, it's ms Brian Clinton podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
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Speaker 4 (00:11):
Head derms Bree England.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Did you just everybody? Geez?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Bigger afternoon in the news for the invasive species. First
of all, a gold clam sounds delicious. It does sound young,
like a gold kiwi fruit. You know, there's regular kiwi
fruit and then there's the gold kiwi fruit.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
The gold Kiwi fruit just took kiwi fruit to a
new level.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yeah, no, no, no. As a traditionalist, I don't agree.
But I I like original variety. Yeah now, I actually
like original variety clams. But I've never had a gold clam.
So and then that yellow legged hornet can pess off.
Oh my god, the last thing we need is another hornet.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
What a hornet's spring to the environment anyway?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
What a spring to the environment. Same with wasp.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
Get rid of the wasp, get rid of the hornets.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Bees. You're all good with bees. Bees, bees, we all
gees hornets. You can fur cornet.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
Yeah, that was nice.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
And wasps. Don't get me started or wasps.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
The thing I don't like about WASP is how evil
is it that they can sting and sting and sting.
You know, the bee stings you it's its last resort
because it's like, it's like a Kamakazi pilot, isn't it.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
I got stunned the.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Bees, like I'm going and I know I'm not coming
out alive, but this means so much to me, I'm going.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
To do it. WASP is just like.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
I got stung by bumblebee once and then something going
bumblebee don't sting, And I said, what do you call this? Yeah,
and it's stung me right in the armpit. Look like
I had third.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Boo right in the right in the milk duck, right
right in the milk ducks.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
I had three milkers that day, beeving and coming out
of her nips the uniboom.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
God, what do we got six shows to go? Fun
one though, fun one today? Let us let us briefly
reimpress upon you the importance of trading versus lady today.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Well, yeah, we're back into that today.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's one O five ninety nine, one O five Trades
ninety nine ladies. It is not over for the ladies.
But the ladies have to win today. The ladies had
to win yesterday and they win one. The ladies have
to win today and they could win. But we will
not rega and we will not favor. But how good
would it decide to be a decider?

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Would be fantastic.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
But we'll leave it up to you guys, if you
want to play fifty dollars on the line and the
glory or the complete disappointment.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
All we'll say is at the business end of the competition. Obviously,
everyone is welcome to play all the time. If you
know you're a bit of a dummy.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
When it comes to trivia.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
When it comes to trivia or life, maybe sit this one.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Out unless you want the whole nation to be mad
at you.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Well, this is what it is, which no anyone is
welcome to play.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Whatever happens happens. I say, yeah, but but it would
be nice.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
You don't want to go from club footy to the
blatter slow Cup. You know, too big of a jump.
It's too big a jump, too.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Big a jump.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Anyway, who wants it? I wite hundred dials at in
fifty backs cash glory, maybe the survival of your side
of the team if you win for them.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Today plays the teams Brikland. It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Here we are, can you feel it? The pressure?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
It's high stakes trading verse lady. It is very high stakes.
Couldn't get any higher for the ladies. They're sitting on
ninety nine wins for the year. The trade's on one
hundred and five. The ladies must win or they're out
of it.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
There's very little pressure on the trades except for the
facts that if they win they can put their feet
up for the rest of the year.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
So, but that's not pressure. That's not pressure because you've
got make do after make, do after make do you
know exactly. Let's not focus on that. Let's just focus
on the game and the people at hand. Our lady
is in Hamilton, she's thirty four, she has three children.
Please welcome to the show.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Amber, Hi, Amber, Hello, have you ever played Trady versus
Lady before?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
No heaven? First timer?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Welcome, Welcome for your debut, Emba, what and what and
what a way to debut?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
You understand the stakes? Amber?

Speaker 7 (04:35):
Yeah, I don't any confident?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Oh great? Love that good glad to hear it.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
We don't even need to say to Amber that if
you lose today, Amber, it's over for the ladies, will
we because she understood this.

Speaker 6 (04:49):
But you've got to do your best.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, you're taking it out trading from christ Church. They
are twenty three and they are an apprentice for a
trade versus lady serial winner, so they are in good company.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Please welcome to the show, Sally.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Hi, Sally, when does the wine run out?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Okay, Sally, when the wine runs out? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (05:14):
I get that a lot from my mentor.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Damn mentor was an original. I like that terminology. Sally.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Your mentor is your mentor? And the wings with you today?
And will they be wing manning you?

Speaker 5 (05:27):
No, isn't.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I'm a builder, So he's like, actually my mentor? Yeah,
I think you meet your Trady verse lady mentor. Whoops
that too? I'm assuming all right?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Down to business, guys, Sally, your buzzer is Trady Amber,
your buzzer as lady. The first person to give us
three correct answers gets fifty dollars cash and the all
important trading verse lady point.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Best of luck to everyone involved. Here comes question number one.
What color is the Disney character Poker Hontas is here.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Lady Sally.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Black?

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Is black, Jit Black, Jet Black, Raven Black, all of
the Blacks. Okay, that is one of the trades. Question
number two, what is the name of Taylor Swift's NFL
player fiance.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Sally?

Speaker 8 (06:19):
Uh? Trevis?

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (06:22):
Oh wait, Travis Kelce or something that.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Jeez, you pulled that one out of the fire.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Don't know where you got that from, but you've done it.
Travis Kelce is correct. We move on to question three.
You need this one, Amber, be on that buzzer buzzing
when you can tell me who sings this?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Sally. Yeah, that's gonna be the whole year on this question.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
He's got it.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Sally, you were the man for the moment.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Congratulations, you have locked up Trady versus Lady for twenty
twenty five, for the te eighties.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
How do you feel amazing?

Speaker 6 (07:03):
You should?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
What an honor.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
You've done a very good job for the trades. Just
there was this your first if trading versus lady?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Just like Amber, Yeah, this is my first time. Oh
my god. Put them on a statue. Were you talking
to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Amber,
You're good.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
I feel like it was ragged.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
I called out a pit and I felt like I
wasn't here.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I know we heard you, We absolutely heard you.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
There's this thing where you hear Sally after we hear
Sally because it's got to go up to the radio
station and then back down to your phone. But I
promise you, if you listen to the podcast, you would
hear what we heard and got Sorry.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, you should call back tomorrow and play without the pressure,
win the fifty bucks. Call back tomorrow, Thanks guy, controversy
and it didn't it.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Hey, well done trades. That's it. That's a year well played.
Taking out the year.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Good on your trades CDMs Bree and Clint podcast. That's
talk about relationship gripes because I feel like when you're
in a long term relationship, little things start to annoy you.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Let's talk about you and I were saying last night
that we are miserable.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
What in our relationshships?

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Were we? Yeah, saying God, it's good to Vint. I
don't know if I was saying that neither, Yeah joking.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
I read this story about this newly married couple where
the man has a petty relationship gripe.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
What would I call it petty.

Speaker 6 (08:35):
I don't know if i'd call it pity, but just
something that.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
He's I don't does. I don't know. If you get
to gripe as a newly wit, what do you mean?
I reckon? Shut up? If you're newly suck it up.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
If it's her honeymoon period, suck it Oh?

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Are you are you thinking back to when you were
newly married? Just be grateful that she said yes and
she married exactly right.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
No one wants to hear your gripes when you've just
been married. You will because if you I'd be like, well,
why did I bow you that wdding gift? Why don't
spend all that money to come to your destination wedding?

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Hear me out, Let's let's talk details. This is what
he said.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
My wife and I recently got married and we moved
in together. She has a bathroom habit that really irks me.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
She likes to leave.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Wi in the toilet and not flush it each time
to conserve water. I believe she picked up this behavior
from her mum.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
He then complained that every time he walks into the
bathroom that it smells like we and he's over it.
He doesn't want to save a penny on a gallon
of water. It's yak flush the toilet.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
So first of all, let's address our tank water listeners.
I think you guys are excluded from this conversation one
hundred percent because I've got tank water family members, and
every time you go over there there remind you.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
By the way, it's good to have you here.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Just say you remember if it's yellow, lit it mellow,
if it's brown, flush it down.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Normally they have a sign over the toilet. Yeah, I
mean I grew that's different because you're living in old
worldy times. I grew up in a tank water family,
and when I go home for Christmas, my family is
still on tank water.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
You worse.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
You grew up in a rural Australian tank water situation
when you never knew whether the tank was going to
get refilled or not.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
We were more often in drought than we weren't in drought.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Did your appearance encourage you, because if you had boys
you would, But did they encourage you as the girl
to pee outside?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
No?

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Because of ours rural Yeah, And I the peat outside
a lot and.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
I'd tell my son he was a hero every time
he did it, I'd be like, you saving the family.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
So keep doing what you're doing.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
You know what's interesting is we never got told not
to flush our wheees, but our whole family would bath
in the same bath water.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Well much less water and a flush than a bath
Someone just kicks in and they said tank water user here, guys,
that's yuck.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Just flush it.

Speaker 6 (10:59):
We always flushed our wheeze.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Also, it's not my it's not my place to say.
I do have toddlers who often don't flush their wi Yeah,
and even though they can't and I should be accepting,
even when I go in there, I'm like, oh, wig,
you guys like.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Crank more water.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, there's a better that, Yeah, because you know exactly
how hydrated your partner is.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Remember that partner I had back in the day, not
my current partner, who definitely flushes the toilet and is
perfect in every way. But my ex never washed her
hands after using the toilet.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Ooh, that's right.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
And it grossed me out bad. Like this is when
we were at home. Yeah, like at home, Yeah, after wheeze,
no washing of the hands took place, and it just
it just weirded me out.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
I just didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Someone just ticked in and they said, apparently it costs
twenty cents to flush a toilet. Really, well, look, not
everywhere pays for water. Not everywhere has to pay for water.
Auckland does, tounger. Does I know where I grew up
and rote a roil? We didn't pay for our water?
So really yeah, yep, really wow.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Here's a question back to the ping on the on
the lawn. Yeah, you know how like dogs, it can
kill the lawn?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (12:18):
Yeah, can human wheeze kill the lawn?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I guess it depends on what you've been drinking. I
don't know the answer to that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
I've never seen a patch on the lawn after I've
done a wee on it, but I generally we inside.
Someone said, Clint, you should just pop to a cafe. No, okay,
we've had this note.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
No, Clint only goes to the cafe when he needs
to go number two's. He doesn't like to do number
twos at home.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah, just at cafes, and I'm always waiting in a
queue behind him.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Ella, if you see Clint at a cafe, make sure
you go up to him and be like, enjoy your
number twos.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
I will die. I would die. What do you want
to know about this guy's gripe.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
He's angry because there's newly weird wife plush the toilet.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
What do you think should he should he say something
to her?

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yeah? I feel if you've got one toilet in the house, hey.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
Can you flush?

Speaker 10 (13:02):
You've got hate pay for it, excited.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Just been the rest of our life to get it.
But if I have to flush your wheeze for the
rest of my life, I'm going to go insane. I
think that's okay.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Yeah, please flush a toilet?

Speaker 3 (13:16):
A personal attack? Is it? No?

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Just personal preference.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Well you shouldn't do is go on Instagram and do
an Instagram story and be like, look what my wife
does in the toilet. Ew that's different. There's ways to
approach it, isn't there?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
There is? There is?

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Indeed, I thought we could ask and it's a good
place for people to get something off their chest if
they do have something that's irking them about their partner.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Okay, like what's the little thing? So instead of what
I said, do go public with it? So go public
on the radio.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Yeah, but we're not going to know who they are
or who the who their partner is.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
We don't care about the repercussions either, So.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
That's up to you guys, But vent it to us
this afternoon. What is the little thing that irks you?
For me, it's when my partner drives her hands on
my towel.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Just be grateful you've now got a girlfriend who will
wash her hands. That's a good point. Actually, I retract
my comment.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
I've got one, you got one. I've talked to my
wife about this, so I feel I can talk. She
just dumps all of her shirt on the kitchen bench,
like everything gets dumped on the kitchen bench and it
just stays there. And every day I get up and
I clear the bench because I need the bench clear
so that I can feel calm.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
And then she'll she'll have the audacity to say to me, oh,
where did you put my stuff? Where did you put
my netting? Where did you put my.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Magazine that I was reading? I was using that. I
was like, just I just put it away, Okay, I
put it away.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
Not on the kitchen bench where we prepare food.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
It's yack anyway other than that perfect angel. So we
want to know in your relationship, what's the gripe.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Welcome to the show, Sophie.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
Hi, Sophie, Hi.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
This isn't a relationship ship one, but it's about your flat.

Speaker 9 (15:03):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
So my flat mates seem to like leaving the lights
on in every room when they're not in the room.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
How much is your electricity bill?

Speaker 8 (15:19):
It's hard to say.

Speaker 9 (15:19):
There's four of us, okay, but it feels.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
Like a lot.

Speaker 8 (15:23):
And they think it's pointless leaving the light on, obviously
if you're coming in and out of the room. But
I'm but if you're.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Not, Sophie, Sophie, and do you feel the burden of
being the flat mum?

Speaker 8 (15:36):
Like?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
You want to be fun and cool, you want to
have a good time just like everyone else. But they
are forcing you to be the light police in the situation,
aren't they?

Speaker 10 (15:45):
They are?

Speaker 8 (15:46):
But the awkward thing is that I'm the newest flat mate.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
So do you say? Do you suffer in silence?

Speaker 5 (15:54):
And other people haven't been able to handle and they've left, so.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
I know I hadn't said any then I just turned
them off.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
I feel like I was going to beat you alive.
So has anybody told you that you're turning into your dad?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Sophie?

Speaker 8 (16:08):
No, but I'm probably turning into my mum.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
I just remember my dad always he'd come in and
like if we were sitting in a room and he'd
come in and turn all the lights off that didn't
need to be on.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Are you paying for this? Yeh, turn them off?

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Very good.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
So let's go to Anonymous high anonymous hy Anonymous, Hi,
you got a small, minor, little tiny gripe about your partner.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
Oh my god, there's just so many. But the one
that okay, good one, the one.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
That's really the most annoying to me is the drawers
being left open and the cupboards being left open.

Speaker 8 (16:51):
Like the drawers enough and sort of like a stair
like formation that I'm.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Quite worried about.

Speaker 9 (16:55):
Toddler will clumb and the doors, the couver doors I
had to go along closing like I'm the lady on
the will of fortune.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Yeah, like we're talking about like small and significant things.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I think you're well justified in that one.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Your husband, sleety, it must look that there's been an
earthquake in your house after your partner has used the kitchen.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Anonymous Anonymous mental not to speak out of turn, but
that is a classic trade of someone with ADHD.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Has he been tested, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
No, he hasn't, but I definitely think he's probably gonna
a little bit of.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
That the ADHD.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Don't get him diagnosed anonymous, because then that'll be his excuse.
I brain doesn't allow me anonymous. I complained about my
wife leaving stuff on the bench. We've had a text
that come in that's come in that says, my gripe
is my husband moving my bench pile.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
I think that could be your wife.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Could well be my wife. Do not give it a name.
Do not give it a name. The bench pile is
not a thing. Okay, I can't have it. I can't
have it become a thing.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
Someone else said, my boyfriend pee's sitting down. It's a megaic.
He also calls farts whiz pops. Oh can I say,
I'm all for the lads having a sit down.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
We I think, you know, we are you so into it?

Speaker 5 (18:22):
I just I just think it's unfair that that's toxic masculinity.
Why can't they have a sit down? WI What if
they're tired in the morning, like when you kind of
just waken up and you're like, oh, I'd love to
sit down. We the wiz pop thing I can't get around.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
That's that's weird, all right, Well start a group.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Someone said, my partner, after eight years we are gay, men,
were's my favorite clothes. I'm six foot, he's five sex,
so he looks stupid in my clothes anyway. But I've
told him a hundred freaking times not my favorite clothes.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
You so ob.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
That's so spotil.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I always thought the best part about being gay would
be a shed woodrobe.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Wears my hats drives me bonkers.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Oh, my wife wears my hats, and she she makes
them smaller for her tiny little lady's hair.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Saying, because that's how I know that she's worn them.
The biggest thing that I hate is she wears my
good hats to like mow the lawn or go walking,
and then they get sweaty.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
You don't wear the good hats.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Does she wear your train driver hats? No, she knows
not to touch those. No one's touching.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Someone said, my partner always mixes up the sugar coffee
tea containers and always spills the sugar buzzy.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
My husband leaves food uncovered in the fridge and it
all dries out.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Was your husband.

Speaker 10 (19:38):
Raised by wolves? That one would really doesn't cover food
in the fridge. That does something that elves just come
and cover up the food. That's irked me. And I'm
not even living in your household.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Who's raw dogging the fridge? That's so off.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
All the stuff from the fridge just goes into the food.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
That's yuck.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Not my partner, but my flatmate leaves his clothes and
piles in the bathroom after his showers. Nah, that's criminal
from a flatmate. Yeah, not cool, that's flat meeting type stuff.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
Someone else said my irk about my partner and my son.
They don't rinse their dishes after using them. It makes
it harder to clean when it comes to doing the dishes.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeah, that's that's annoying.

Speaker 6 (20:20):
That's that's the bare minimum the rints.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Yeah, like if you're not if you're not washing the dishes,
like rinse your plate.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Well, I hope everybody feels better. I think I feel worse,
do you?

Speaker 10 (20:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
More worked up?

Speaker 6 (20:33):
Might go do a wiz pop?

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Feel feel better and I sit down, We sit.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Down, We in a wiz pop and I'll be back
to normal.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Theans Branklins the Tea Live from LA with d.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
McCarney Mac Cosmetics, Mac Makeup.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Are they still cool?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I don't know what's cool in the makeup world? Is
Max still cool?

Speaker 6 (20:51):
I think there's a lot more options, but yeah, they're
still up there.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Back in twenty twelve, it was the makeup. You're going
your makeup done at Mac was all the girls talked about.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
It was the tippity top when Kylie Jenner wore that
Mac lipstick sold out around the world.

Speaker 10 (21:09):
Lord wore the really dark purpoly one. Lord was in
there to yeah, the dark purple.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Well they're at it again. They're trying to get big.
Well big, I'm not trying to talk down to them.
They've got a new global ambassador on what you do
when you want to appeal to a new audience, Right,
they'd select the Chapel Roane as the global ambassador for
Mac Cosmetics.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Great choice, which is a great option because she uses
so much makeup.

Speaker 6 (21:33):
Yeah, that is a part of her.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Even if she doesn't sell any the amount of product
they'll be able to use on her face will be
out the gate.

Speaker 5 (21:43):
Are you trying to make funny jokes? You know what
whole stick is that she puts on like drag maker?

Speaker 7 (21:49):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (21:49):
Because she plays like a for her.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Chapel Roane is a character. Yeah, I was trying to
be funny, Okay, I was.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Yeah, I'm already reready go again, already, I'll react how
you want to me to react.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's good that they got cheval Rone because man, she
wears a lot of makeup.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Shit, you're funny.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
She said that the partnership with Mac feels full circle.
She said, the brand has always made space for me.
They have embraced art, drag and self expression. I've built
a special relationship with the Mac team over the years,
and they've been amazing, thoughtful collaborators in this new journey.

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And they're paying me hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Speaker 5 (22:31):
I was gonna say, they must be paying her our fortune.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
But good on her. I'm sure it is a very
lucrative deal.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Also, an artist like chebul Rohne is surely a year
away from releasing her own mind of makeup.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
Maybe maybe they all do it these days, don't they?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Well she should she wears enough.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Am I canceled yet?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
That brilin Clin podcast? Have you heard about the mystery
christ Church? Hum?

Speaker 6 (23:03):
I have not heard about this? How long has it
been going on?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
I hadn't heard about it either, but I read about
it today for the first time. In certain parts of
christ Church, there's this low frequency, constant hum vibration sound
that seems to rise out of the ground, mostly at night.

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It's in the news today, but apparently it's not new,
and it's been happening in christ Church four years and
no one knows what the mystery hum.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Is in the world.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
I need to know.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, some people who are sensitive to sound so that it
keeps them awake at night. People have moved house to
get away from the mystery hum because it's driving the mental.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Is It worse in some areas than others.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
So it's been heard. This is what I've read today.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
It's been heard in New Brighton out by the beach,
and then in surrounding suburbs up to ten kilometers away
from New Brighton, so a fairly big.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Area. No, not necessarily, no one knows where the main
area is.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
They haven't pinpointed it.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
The council, journalists in residents have all tried to track
down the mystery hum, but no one knows what's causing it.
They haven't been able to find someone that's drilling some
kind of pump some sort of like heavy machinery that
operates in the Evening's nothing. There's just this hum that

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people are hearing, and it's driving people into mental.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
It's real creepy. It's real creepy.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
I reckon. It obviously sounds like it's in the ground.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Someone's just texted in and said it's in the east
side of christ Church, which is still pretty messed up
from the earthquakes. They said, And I guess you would
be like, is it tectonic plates? Is it something down there?
Someone takes it and said it could be a volcano. Okay, look, crashi,
she doesn't need a volcano. Okay, that's the last thing that.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
Needs it's a volcano, especially.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Under that new stadium that they've almost finished. Don't even
suggest that. Okay, it's not that, but the noise would
drive you mental. And if even the scientists and the
council can't figure out what it is, it's real stranger
things type stuff.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
I wonder if certain people can hear it and others can't,
or like, you know, how like kids is are different
to adult is, and like dogs is a different to
you know, Like I wonder if you.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Even like young adults can hear that high frequency noise
that older adults can't. I went to a restaurant recently
and there was this high pitched noise and me and
my brother were like, man, that is ear piercing.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
And I said to the server, I said, what is
that noise? And he goes, Oh, it's our bird deterra.
Can you hear that? I was like, yeah, it's really
quite an aw noise.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
We use it to keep the pigeons off the outdoor
seating area. I was like, what sounds awful? Can you
turn it off? And he's like, yeah, we'll just turn
it off.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
So could he hear it?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Obviously not weird.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
I was talking to my mum literally just before I
got to work today and I was like, what are
you up to? And she goes, oh, I'm just at Buntings.
I'm buying a Christmas present. And I was like, oh,
what are you buying?

Speaker 6 (26:25):
She goes, oh, I'm buying these snake deterrents.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
You put them in the ground and they cause like
a vibration, like hum almost, and it's.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Meant to keep the snakes away.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
And I wonder if some people can hear that. Yeah,
But then you go, what other animals can hear it
that are being kept away?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
We're getting text about the mystery christ Church noise. Someone
said we can hear it all the way out in
Rangi order.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Someone else said about the hum, I'm east and hear nothing.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Okay, well that's good, that's good. Maybe not everybody can
hear it. Someone said, I'm so glad you're talking about
the hum. I'm thirty six year old female. I live
in Hallswell. It drives me nuts, but my partner can't
hear it. Even more crazy if you were lying there
awake and they can't even hear the noise.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
That's driving You can't hear that. That's some real sci
fi shit.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
That's and is it that females can hear it and
males can't.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Someone's got to look into it. Someone's got to start,
and we.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Need to start just pouring money into this. Yeah, yeah,
the governments.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
We need to get Calvin Crookshank from sensing murder onto it.
He just survived a heart attack, give.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Him a break. Then we'll get deb Webber from sensing
murder onto it.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Yeah, have we got any other psychics? We've got any
other famous psychics in the country. Or is it it?
Can we get the Wizard on.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
It, the christ Church Wizard.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Maybe it is the Wizard and it's like a revenge
thing from the Wizard because they stopped paying him. I
want to talk about mystery noises this afternoon. The mystery
noise that nearly drove you insane. There was a story
last year about a big new apartment building in downtown
Auckland and a bunch of the residents were being driven
crazy by a knocking noise that was coming through their.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Walls every night. Oh nah, it was like dunk no
dunk dunk.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Like a like an irregular knocking noise at sometimes get
to the bottom of it. Yes, it was a resident
who had purchased a knocking machine online and fixed it
to the wall of the apartment to send it through
the structure of the apartment, just to mess with other
people in the kid.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
It was intentional. It was a true story. Look it up.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
It's called a knocking machine. Yeah, it's a true story.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
It's outrageous. That person needs to be studied.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I remember one Stagdoo that we went on. All the
guys that slept in the lounge were driven insane by
a mystery beeping noise. They like got up, they like
unplugged the oven, they took the washing machine plug out
of the wall, and they could not sleep with this
beeping noise. I got up in the morning, I went
into the kitchen and they had left the fridge door open,
oh just slightly a jar.

Speaker 11 (29:00):
Dumb.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
That's similar thing, similar story.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
It was a bunch of I was on a softball
trip and we're staying at this hotel and there was
like three of us in this room.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
And we were like, what is that noise? It was
just like a.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Pip yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
We could not figure it out anyway.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Some of the other girls in our team was staying
in the apartment next door.

Speaker 6 (29:21):
One of them had left their hair straightener on.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
And eventually once a hair straight and has been left
on for two Just just.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Turn it up, Just turn yourself off. You can beep.
Just turn yourself off. A dumb hair straight Now.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
The ZM podcast network.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
We're talking about the christ Church mystery noise, which has
actually made quite a few people in christ Church happy
that it's being talked about, because they've been hearing it
for a long time and it's driving them crazy, or
they hear it and their partner doesn't hear it, and
that drives them even more crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Someone said the christ Church hum is terrible. There's a
whole world.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Of people who hear it, and there is international research
going on looking into it.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Look it up, guys.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
God, the people with the hearing aids and the cock
clear implants are just laughing.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Just the off yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's giving
lost a little bit. Remember that TV show Lost seems
a little bit like that. Anyway, we asked what is
the mystery noise that nearly drove you insane?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
And Rachel has called through high Rachel, Hi, Rag, how
are you good?

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Thank you mate? What was the mystery noise that drove
you nuts?

Speaker 11 (30:29):
Well, first of all, I'm in crush which and I
have not heard the humming sound. Not who doesn't exist.
I'm just saying I haven't heard it.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Okay, good yourself, lucky, Rach.

Speaker 11 (30:38):
But I did hear a noise in my car, and
so we bought a new car and it was making
us bead resting noise every time we'd go over one
hundred k's or the hell. But I was the only
one that ever heard it.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Okay, and I was.

Speaker 11 (30:50):
Like wine in the window down and saying to my
partner and my kids like, can you hear that?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Sam?

Speaker 11 (30:54):
And they're like no, are you talking about with mechanics.
They're like, we can look into it for you. And
so they held on to out a week and it
turns out it was just a faulty part and I
wasn't going insane.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
They vindicated, Thank god, vindicated Rache.

Speaker 8 (31:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Imagine if they'd come back and they're like, there's nothing nothing,
here's absolutely nothing.

Speaker 11 (31:14):
I'd sell the cart get rid of it.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
You'd have to otherwise I would drive you. It would
drive you insane. Yeah. Absolutely, Okay, that's a happy ending, Rache.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Someone said there's a there's a hum and toetunger that
they've been hearing for months but no one else can
hear it. Oh God, I'd hate to be the first
person to hear the hum and have to build the
community around me of people who hear the hum.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
You know, that's what the TV show could be called.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
The hum. The hum. The hum.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Someone said, guys, it sounds like tonightis or tenatus.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
Oh that's where you have that condition in your ear drum.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, some hate that though if you were certain there
was a hum, and people like that's probably you.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
But there's multiple people saying that they.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Multiple people can have tenatus, can't they. Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:57):
I feel like if it's if we're talking about has
become like a thing tonights tonights.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Tennier different.

Speaker 7 (32:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
Someone said, my uncle has a pacemaker and I can
hear it as clear as day everywhere we go.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
You can hear pacemakers.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Wow, what does it sound like?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I thought a pacemaker just shocked your heart back into
rhythm when it got too fast or too slow.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
So you must be able to hear it doing that.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
But is it shocking you his heart that much? I
don't know enough about pacemakers, but I thought it was
like a I.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Feel like pacemakers work quite often, Like it's not just
like every now and then.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
You know how I feel for is the partners of
people who have sea pep machines sleep out near.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Masks because the maskrooms. Have you got the mask, you're asleep? Yeah,
if you're the partner of the person with the mask,
although you're not sleeping, although probably welcome reprieved from their snoring,
you know you'd have to have a separate room yeah,
someone said, guys, the mystery hum in christ Church is
the brown grass grub beetle hatching and coming out at night.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
That's terrifying. Yuck.

Speaker 6 (33:07):
Do you guys have cicadas here? A lot of cicadas.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, summertimes, cicada, cicada tipouly smokes.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
In Australia, like where I'm.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
From, everything's bigger and louder in Australia.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
The cicadas are deafening, like deafening and if you have
you ever seen one up close?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Yeah, awful, look creature.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
Awful.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
This is my category, guys. I had a noise in
my ear for two years, on and off. It sounded
like an owl hooting, countless checkups, no answers. One day
it was hooting and then boom, all of a sudden,
it stopped and never came back, and they never found
out what it was. I would live in fear of
the hoot coming back. Oh, you'd always be on edge

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to Poky's got a hum? Apparently?

Speaker 6 (33:50):
What about this one?

Speaker 5 (33:51):
I heard a very annoying hum and vibration at my
work for weeks. Then I discovered that my desk mate
had a secret fridge in her cupboard.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
That's so funny. Hell.

Speaker 11 (34:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Then she cuts you in and she's like, don't tell
anyone about the God damn.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
You can put your diet cox in here, but don't
tell anyone.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
How about this text, guys.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I have misophonia, so I can hear everything, and certain
sounds create a flight or fight response. Anyway, one night,
I'm in bed and I can suddenly hear this high
pitched squeaking sound, and I'm like, what the if is that?
I searched high and low, and then I found myself
with my ear against the ranch slider listening to the

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sound of a snail on the other side sliding down
the grass. The slime, the slime from the snail was
creating a noise. I shit, you not that snail got
sent on a little flight.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
What's misophonia? I need to know more about that.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Misophonia In my sopho you have like superhuman hearing sounds
like it.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Yeah, that's wild about this on Because we were talking
about cicadas before. This person said, if I'm around cicadas
going off, it makes me talk with a lisp. Cicados
make you talk with a lisp, like if they're going off,
like if they're making their buzzing noise.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Cute. So you're like, guys, can you hear the cicadas?
Where are the cicatis around here? I got a cicada season.

Speaker 6 (35:20):
Hey, guys, can you hear the thicicada?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
I'm so excited the thkeata of the back. It's pretty cute.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Someone else said when I was pregnant, I could hear
my phone charging.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Screw that, superhuman, screw that you think your phone charging?

Speaker 10 (35:39):
Give me the cicada last spy day, I'll take the
theata list.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
It's z MS Brilling Clint Podcast.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
When was it a couple of weeks ago?

Speaker 5 (35:48):
I came to you guys with the idea of putting
together an original Bree and Clint Christmas song.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, to fill the gap in the market of a
not enough new Christmas songs coming out.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
I saw that gap in the market and I thought
we could fill that. There's an opportunity here for us.
And over the last couple of weeks, no one has
done diddly squat about the Christmas song.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Hey, we've all kind of forgot about Hey. No, we
crowdsourced the topics. That was like two weeks ago, and
then I said, I think it should be country and
you said no.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
I said, that's not the vibe. So that's not the vibe.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
You know, we haven't done a lot.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Well, I want to retract that because I feel like
I've done quite a lot in the last twenty four hours.
Because I thought I can't let this opportunity pass me by.
I promised the people a Christmas song. I need to
get the ball rolling on this and I feel like
if I put in the work up front, you guys
will then jump on the back.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
We'll all ride it into the sunset.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
So my original idea is that I wanted to make
a D and B Christmas song.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
And because you haven't been some reason, because you haven't
been here, because it doesn't exist, name a D and
B Christmas song? True fair, you know, even bigger gap
in the market. I feel like DMB, bigger New Zealand
love it.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
It is, right.

Speaker 5 (37:10):
So, because you weren't here, I've taken creative control and
we have gone down the D and B route.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Okay, I'm very interested to see what you've done with us.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Look, I don't want to say that it might be
one of the greatest Christmas songs ever, but.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
You already have, but I will say.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
It might be up there you hay, I haven't even
heard it, but I think you would be safe to
say it could be the greatest drum and bassed Christmas
song because it.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Might be the only one, yeah, exactly, might be the
only one you ask for a little sneak piece.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
I know it's not really yet, it's real. It's been
so long and we've been teasing us for so long.
I feel that we need a little bit.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
Do we have ten seconds loaded?

Speaker 3 (37:50):
We do?

Speaker 5 (37:51):
So this is I just want to preface this with
saying it's not finished, it's not polished. This is the
lead in to the chorus, just before the drop.

Speaker 10 (38:00):
Okay, but you don't get the drop right, okay. So
it's the chorus and the drop or is the drop
of the chorus. So the so it gets to the
top because it's the chorus of the pre chorus.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
This is the pre chorus. Chorus, chorus, yes, pre chorus.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Is everyone ready? More than ready?

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Okay, here we go, bring clinch Christmas song. Not finished yet,
but it's a start.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Freckles in the grass.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Get bile, if you bet in the p come come everyone,
shake your tintle tits. Whoa do my ears deceive me?
Or did I just hear the lyric? Come on everyone,
shake your tinsil tits.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
It might be the main part of the song. Wow
I am I think I'm naming the song shake your
tinsel tits freckles.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
In the grass.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
Get if you beat.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Everyone take your Wow? Does it make you want more?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
I mean, I'm djaing at the races tonight and I
feel like I need it. I feel like I need it.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
You wait, do you hear the rest of it? It
just as the Sam what's that? I'll producer Sam?

Speaker 6 (39:20):
Sam and I have been have been cooking this up together.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
I'm excited when you reckon we get it.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Early next week?

Speaker 3 (39:29):
She's like early twenty twenty s I'm.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
Aiming for Wednesday next week. Yeah, no promises, maybe even Tuesday.
Early reviews nine six nine six. We'd love to hear
your thoughts.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
I mean, obviously it's too late to change anything, but yeah,
if you got any feedback, it's not.

Speaker 6 (39:46):
Too late to change stuff. That part there is.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Locked in, Okay, cool, I'm really I am really settled
on the tinsel tits part, so you can't change my mind.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
Great, as zed M's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
This morning, I got woken up in an awful way.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Isn't that the worst? It's the worst, the absolute worst,
because to day.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
So this morning, it was about five am, and I
woke up, and I kind of was a bit confused.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
I was like, why am I away because it was
obviously still dark.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
And then all of a sudden, I realize that I
was super itchy in all these different places on my body,
and I was kind of like lying there and then
all I could hear was completely quiet, except for.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
It was a mosquito flying around my head.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
And so I get up eventually, and I realized that
a mosquito has bitten me, like seven times.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Wow, all over my arms, all over my hands. It
bit me so much it.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Woke me up. You're a human mosquito buffet drinking. It
was just one.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
I reckon it was one mosquito and just keep coming
back for more. I reckon it died from how much blood.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
It got for me, or you've just had a spray
tand done. Maybe it died from fake time.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
I have not.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
I have not had a spray Tand this is mosquito
like this, this is gradual teening moisturize it, thank you
very much.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Oh natural, Yes, that's an unfortunate way to wake way
to wake up.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
I had one on Monday night.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
I woke up with a double leg cramp, both legs
at the same time, and I in my dream I
got cramp at the gym, and I was like, Oh,
this is awful. And then I was like, oh God,
it's not so when you dream that you're going toilet
and a dream, but actually you're wedding the bed when.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
It was the last time that happened to you, And
I just hear that it can happen mm hmm. And
the smoke alarm is another terrible way to wake up.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Good way to move it along, clums of shocker, Yeah, producers,
you got woken up in a bad way. My brother
woke me up once, literally just by touching me on
the forehead, and it gave me such a fright that
the first thing I did was burst into tears.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
The last time, I was quite hungover and fell asleep
on the couch, my kids came running into the lounge
and they.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
Went, wake up, Dad, Do you deserve that?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
And my wife was like, he deserves that.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Yeah, She's like not even trying to hold them back.
She's like, go kids, get get what about you produce?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Ella?

Speaker 6 (42:25):
You've been woken up in a bad way. Will you
get up at like ten am?

Speaker 8 (42:28):
Don't you?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (42:29):
I do?

Speaker 6 (42:30):
I mean no, seven thirty eight.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
I just feel like when you've got jit lag and
you have to wake up, couldn't it?

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Okay? She can't, she can't, can't relate. You never said
an alarm in her life? Do you sit an alarm? No?

Speaker 10 (42:49):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
What a life?

Speaker 10 (42:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Just when we do breakfast shows that I sit in
an alarm and I die? Yeah, No, you can't. Is
that a bag?

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Get in the corner?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
What? Yes? Can you focus? I've taken my riddle. There's
a bag it behind Ellen? Can you focus? Sorry?

Speaker 6 (43:08):
From the Late Show?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Yeah, that's the way I would.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Like to be woken up.

Speaker 10 (43:12):
I hate waking up to a barking dog. I hate
waking up to a vomiting cat.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Vomiting Cat's the worst message from the worst.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, waking up to a missage from Clinton, sorry that
I missed you at half past nine some mornings.

Speaker 10 (43:27):
Let me sleep.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Someone takes her and said, my dad once woke me
up by Rick rolling me at max volume. It was
on my Alexa. When I turned it off, he'd turn
it right back on. He thought it was hilarious. I disagree.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Now that's funny as that's a funny way to wake someone.
That is very funny.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
So I said, guys, how about a toy being thrown
at your head by a toddler?

Speaker 5 (43:52):
Remember that?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Yeap, no idea? Here we go, Yeah, try and contribute.
Here we go.

Speaker 10 (43:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
We were camping and I was asleep and my little
sister put her pinky up my nose and it gave
me a blood nose.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
Okay, yeah, I'll take it. That was not very nice.
The one time Ella has been working up my husband,
no stay away.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
The worst that ever happened to me as a kid,
my cat Caliko used to sleep in my bed with me,
and my mum would always leave the door a jerk
so she could get out, you know, whenever she wanted to.
And this one night, I think the wind blew the
door closed, and so I woke up to a cat
pissing on my bed. Wow, my room never smelled the

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same after that.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
That's right, it was ripe o hundred in. I don't
feel so bad about my one. Now, what's the worst
way you've ever been woken up? Yeah, what's your worst
memory of being woken up?

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Waking up?

Speaker 3 (44:53):
You've had never used the toilet and a dream, guys,
it's all I can say.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
England, what was the awful way you got woken up? God,
there are some stories coming through.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Someone said, I get woken up at five am every
night by my flatmate's new dog. I'm moving out this weekend. Geez,
eleven pm and five am every night.

Speaker 6 (45:19):
That's the worst.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Someone said, My fourteen year old son woke me up
at five am earlier this year with a massively swollen testicle.
He needed emergency surgery for a nine hundred degree torsion.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Oh, it had gone around nine hundred degrees. It had
gone around three times. Yeah, it's a bit, that's very
very twisty. We want to know your worst wake up story.
Let's go to Jess.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
I know it.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Hundred dollars at them high, jess Hi, jess Hi. What
was it?

Speaker 11 (45:49):
So?

Speaker 7 (45:49):
It was about fourteen years ago? Now, I woke up
where it was the middle of the night, to my
cat swishing hotel back and forth over my face. Okay,
discoverage and chat in my hand, And it was just
incredibly lucky that I didn't react the same way that
the night before, I'd had a daddy long leaf crawling

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across my face and I slapped myself and tore it off,
and it was just incredibly lucky I didn't react the
same way to her tail.

Speaker 10 (46:22):
The cat Seale was tickling your face. The natural reaction
is to rub your face wash it away.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah, but the incredibly how.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Evil is that cat that it knew that's how you
would react, and it did a ship in your hand
and then tickled your face.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
That cat's trolling you, Jess?

Speaker 7 (46:38):
Yeah, no evil personified?

Speaker 8 (46:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:40):
And have you still got it?

Speaker 7 (46:42):
No?

Speaker 6 (46:44):
No, Jess is like I've got because of that?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
It wasn't. That's okay.

Speaker 10 (46:48):
We won't get into a big farm upstate. Kelly's here, Hi, Kelly, Hi, Kelly.

Speaker 9 (46:54):
Hey, guys, how are you?

Speaker 3 (46:55):
You woke your brother up?

Speaker 8 (46:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (46:58):
I did so. I'm not much of a sleep booker,
but this time I was sleepwalking and I just walked
up to him and punched him in the face.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
How long ago? How long ago was this, Kelly?

Speaker 9 (47:11):
Oh gosh, we would have been We were like kids,
so it must have been fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
You can come you can come clean. Now, tell us
the truth.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Kelly.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
You were Yeah?

Speaker 9 (47:20):
Then no, I really was. And then he punched me back,
and I just started screaming.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Because you're asleep.

Speaker 9 (47:28):
Yeah, well they just say you're not meant to wake
up a sleepwalkers just.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Punch a sleeping person either. So tip for tat, I
guess you both to be free. You've both punched each
other while you're asleep. Your word, she said, I reckon.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
She had it out for her brother from She was like,
I'm going to I'm going to go say I'm sleepwalking.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
She'd have been faster with her defense. That's her problem.
Angels here, Hi Angel? Why Angel? Oh?

Speaker 6 (47:56):
Hi tell us Angel?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
What's your worst wake up story? Oh?

Speaker 9 (48:00):
So I was having a stream one night that someone
was brushing my hair, which I like him in my
hair brush. I was like, oh nice, And then I
woke up and my son was brushing my heel the
toilet brush.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Hor is awful?

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Yeah, how odd? How old was your son?

Speaker 6 (48:21):
Only about two?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
It was a few years ago.

Speaker 10 (48:23):
Now, I know.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
What do you do? Did you get up and have
a shower? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:27):
I got up and random better than if he was
brushing your teeth with the toilet brush. Yeah, it was
just my hair.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
You'll take the hair brush over there. Well, it's just
your hair that you know. You could have been asleep
for the rest of it, that's true.

Speaker 9 (48:41):
Yeah, well the dream was quite long in my hair
being brush. Who knows?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Angel God? How good motherhood? Eh, it's beautiful, all the joys.
I woke up to the smell of dog fart, but
it wasn't dog far. It was dog running poop all
through the room.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Ooh ooh.

Speaker 6 (48:59):
Someone else said.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
I woke up to my toddler standing over me, saying
I feel sick, then vomiting on my face.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I look up to a mouse in my bed under
my pajama shirt after my sister's cat brought it into
my bed.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
I was inside your pajama shirt. That's so yuck. Someone
else said.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
I was in hospital with a broken back, and I
got woken up by a very senior gentleman that had
just had a hip replacement having a piss next to
my bed all over my bag.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
Fun times, and you've got a broken back. Yeah, what
do you You just have to watch the old stuff.
What can you do?

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Someone said, I just heard a story about two brothers
being woken up by a shark bumping into their small
boat out at Great Barrier Island two weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
WHOA, that's scary. Yeah, very scar.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
And I said, I woke up to my daughter opening
my eye list she's five.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
I can just picture of five year old doing that.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
The cat poo in the hand is my favorite. And
then the face tickle from the cat sinister just.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Shows what cats are capable of, you know, how smart
and evil they can be.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
CDMs Bree and Clint podcast Free and Clint.

Speaker 9 (50:26):
Birthday.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Let's do your birthday bank is four a Thursday number
one songs when you turn sixteen?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Tiagan's up first. You got a Teagan, My Teagan, how
are you doing? Goodnighte how's your day?

Speaker 10 (50:38):
Being very good?

Speaker 6 (50:41):
I like your energy, Teagan. What's your birthday?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Mate?

Speaker 8 (50:44):
Eighth of October nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Alright, that means tease, you were sixteen in two thousand
and eight, and here is your birthday bank.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Mone even HARDA, that's a bob tag and you've got
to be happy as a banger.

Speaker 10 (51:05):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
I mean, okay, hold there, We're going to do Sophie's
birth they're banging Cura Sophie.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
By Sophie.

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Going good, how's your date being?

Speaker 10 (51:13):
So?

Speaker 8 (51:14):
Oh fantastic?

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Thank you, good to hear? Hey, what is your birthday?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Mate?

Speaker 8 (51:19):
I'm the seventh of April two thousand and.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
One, right, that means you were sixteenth Sophie in twenty seventeen.
And on the seventh of April twenty seventeen, this was
at the top.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Of Now Liam, sit down, Kendrex, sit down and humble,
what do you reckon?

Speaker 7 (51:36):
So?

Speaker 6 (51:38):
Yeah, it is a bob, so I can't get wrong
with Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 10 (51:44):
Before all the Drake stuff kicked off too, taking daddy
go there one more birthday begging for Levi Cua Levi
by Levi.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Going good, how's your date being? Oh?

Speaker 6 (51:57):
Actually, oh good to hear hey, what's your day?

Speaker 10 (52:00):
Levi?

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Living July nineteen, right.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
That means you were sixteen and twenty fifteen, Levi. And
on the seventh of July twenty fifteen, this was number
one somebody.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Major Laser DJ snake and move you get lean on?
What do you reckon?

Speaker 10 (52:23):
Levi?

Speaker 8 (52:24):
That's not bad?

Speaker 3 (52:26):
I like that one real throwback too.

Speaker 6 (52:28):
One of the biggest songs of twenty fifteen.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
In my opinion, it's been so weird sounding when it
came out. I remember it was so different and everyone
was like, what.

Speaker 10 (52:37):
I like it?

Speaker 3 (52:38):
I like it too, and I'm voting for it.

Speaker 7 (52:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
I think I'm voting for it too.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Hey, LEVI you just one birthday being a congratulations?

Speaker 8 (52:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (52:47):
What a great Thursday?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Hell yeah? Lev good man? Brig Clint's it him? Do
you reckon? Long ago?

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Clint?

Speaker 5 (52:55):
There was an article on the Herald today titled signs
You're turning into your mother?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
And I was like, you've got me. I want to
read this.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
It says here that there's been previous research done that
found that fifty two percent of women started acting like
their mothers when.

Speaker 6 (53:16):
As young as thirty three.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Wow, okay, yeah, adds the younger thirty.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
Three, so mirroring some of their habits and preferences they had. Yeah,
from thirty three.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Can I just say, if you are lucky enough to
have a great mother, what a privilege. I think, such
a wonderful woman, How delightful you know. And if you
don't have a good relationship with your mum, that sucks.
It sucks, man, when you hear yourself saying things that
she used to say. You're like, oh no, I'm becoming her.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I'll do anything I can to avoid this. Well, we
both have great mums. Yeah, this could be great news.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
This could be good. So let's go through the some
of the things on the list. It says here you
never go anywhere without a coat?

Speaker 8 (53:56):
Is that you?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
There's me? But I feel like that's responsible. That's one
for you, don't. I feel like that's not me yet. Really,
you're getting there.

Speaker 6 (54:05):
I'm getting there, but it's not quite there yet.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
You don't know any of the celebrities or musicians that
the youths are talking about.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Oh, i'd have the chicken with our producers. How are
we on that one? Are we still in touch with
the youths? Do we know what the you know?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
It's a pretty current And I feel like you get
a parcel man.

Speaker 6 (54:24):
God, that did not make us sound as cool.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Yeah, but we notice and ray we're good. I feel
like with our job, it's definitely a leg up, not us.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Okay, you use some of your mum's philosophical sayings.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
I'm trying to. I don't think my mum's particularly philosophical.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
I feel like I definitely do this from time to time.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Yeah, yeah, okay, what will be will be? That's one,
you know. Okay, stuff like that, that's one for you.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
Yeah, you collect plastic containers and bags.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Yes, this, they might come in handy. You don't know.
They're not making any more plastic bags.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Something our moms would say in the last one on
the list signs you're turning into your mum.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
You tell yourself you have food at home.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I definitely do this well in this economy.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
In this economy, every one is turning into their mother,
enforced by the interest rates.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
I saw this article today on the Herald which is
from a doctor and he has talked about the science
backed schedule for the best day, the healthiest day, the
best way you can structure your day according to science.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
No argument if it's getting up at four am, No
it's not.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Okay, God, she'll be glad to hear good.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I'd like everybody in on this because we have conflicting
schedules as a team. To put it lightly, is that
fair to say we have different ways of approaching our
daily routine.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
Some of us like to get up and attack the day.

Speaker 6 (56:00):
I like how you were there different routines clan.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Some of us like to lie in bed and rot
on a weekday. Not rotting.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
I take a while to wake up.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
So here is how you should be living your day,
according to science. Okay, seven am, waking up in the morning,
outdoor exercise, then shower at seven am, walk the dog.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Go for a run. Did you write this?

Speaker 11 (56:25):
No?

Speaker 6 (56:26):
Are you doing that?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
I do mine at six am? Nah, I liked it.

Speaker 5 (56:31):
I'm not awake enough at that time in the morning
to get enough out of the exercise.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
I'm not interested in your opinion. I'm just giving you
the fact.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
I'm not awake at that time. I'm just not wanting
to exercise.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Eight am, high fiber breakfast, high protein breakfast and coffee.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Okay, I don't have breakfast.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Eight thirty to nine am work commute or sittle in
if you work from home.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
That doesn't give it an This is Claudia. This don't
be So this is the ideal way.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
To your life, okay, according to a doctor in science.
Nine to noon, no distractions, do your work. This is
this is this is the block of time where you
are most productive.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Every day Prime Live about morning tea.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
They said, turn your phone over so you don't get
any notifications. Don't get distracted. No scrolling nine until.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
About my morning. Pooh, you are usually in the morning.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Next time for that twelve o'clock eat with a friend,
family member, or colleague if you can, and take a
fifteen to thirty minute walk in your lunch break. Okay,
one to four work, but also do some dilly deliing
on your life Edmund as well.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
What it says.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
It says you're not that productive in the afternoon, so
you should work. But also if you have jobs to do,
like if you've got to go to the post office
or whatever, we do that.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
One to four in the afternoon. That's when you do it. Okay,
five thirty dinner? What thirty dinner? Five thirty dinner? Toddler.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Science says you should be eating within an eight to
ten hour window a day. You should only be eating
week for eight to ten hours a day. So if
your first meal is at seven thirty, your last meal
should be at five point thirty.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
Well what if I my first meal is at ten o'clock, Well,
then you're living.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Your life wrong.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
According to science, I don't like eight pm. Minimize screens
lights in your house, no more screen time after eight What.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Are you supposed to do?

Speaker 6 (58:21):
I watched Telly Sane.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Then your bedtime routine begins. Oh here we avoid alcohol,
no vigorous exercise.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
I can get behind that.

Speaker 10 (58:29):
Nine it's my time to quite like this, quite like this,
nine pm. Take a warm bath, what the hell? Or
slip on some cozy socks to start regulating your body temperature.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Have a bath in my house. So what am I
mean to do? I'm just telling you what the ideal is.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
You want me to wash in the bloody sick.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
In there? If it's the idea way. Ten o'clock, lights out,
it's late, lights out? Take the TV still on it?
No TV is not lights out for TV. No TV TV,
no phone and hand, no sleep mask, sleep lights scrolling.

Speaker 8 (59:09):
You honestly suck.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
I hate that. Al Right, guys, I'm off.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
I'm off home to go run myself a nice warm scene.
You're behind schedule.

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