ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 17th December 2025

• What does Mumma Di think of our Christmas song? 
• The WORST present to get a kid. 
• Weird job titles. 
• A Google Down UPSET. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
D it MS Bri and Clint Pop Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
That's our radio show but wrapped up in a neat
little package just for you.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It's d MS Brian Clint Podcast z MS Brian Clint
Cheers to HBO Max.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
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dot en.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Is its Brian Clint Alison Rady?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Is that new or does it just not play much?

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Now?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
That's a newish one's newsh Yeah, it's pretty new.

Speaker 6 (00:30):
Yeah, that's when we put in most of our effort
right at the end of the year. The song isn't new,
oh no, no ah, right.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
But just if anyone was thinking, yeah, yeah, that clean
bandit song isn't new.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
It's new to people who use Instagram reels.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (00:45):
It is afternoon, everybody, Welcome to the Brian Clint Show
where it's a fun old day today because we will
be debuting the Brian Clint Christmas Song. And I say
the Brian Clint Christmas Song because I am on it.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
You are on it, but I have not heard it.
Claudia is on it.

Speaker 6 (00:59):
I will be hearing the Brian Clint Christmas Song for
the first time along with everybody else listening.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I'm very excited for you to hear it for the
first time, but I'm also super excited for the world, yeah,
to finally hear the Brian Clint Christmas Song, masterpiece.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
The world's first Drummond bassed Christmas song.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Correct, we've had a teaser all week, but three point thirty,
just after three point thirty this afternoon, we will play
the Christmas Song for the very first time, and then
we're going to smash it all afternoons if you if
you missed it at three thirty, that's okay. We'll play
it more times throughout the show.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
As well, and we're going to try and get it
into Fledgfaorn and Hailey show tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, because a lot of work's been put into it.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah yeah, what time are we thinking we'll put it
in their show, Claudia.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
It's in for like twenty past seven.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good pretty good prime spot.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
And twenty past eight I'll put it in.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, go on, now give.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
It a burn. Hey, Claudia, who's going to stop you?

Speaker 4 (01:52):
You're so right? Actually, wait, let's just wait and see
if anyone stop.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Sir, anyone I want no one's coming.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Your worst Claudia.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Claudia, this is the week to get away with it.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
This is last week of the year.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, still three days to get.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Up to some mischief.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Everyone is just dialing it in. Speaking of dialing in,
should we get some callers.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
On the line.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
I think we should think we should play Trady versus
lady with the ladies.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
That having a good run to finish up the year.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Sure are do they win yesterday? They did?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah? They did, didn't they?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yes? Because today's Wednesday. They've had two wins so far
this week. Can they do it again?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Go back to back to back?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I wait, hundred dials at m Brion clind.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Sit in with Brion Clint. It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Can the ladies save some sort of face in the
back end of this year?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
They're off to a good start this week.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Two wins so far, the ladies on one hundred and
one for the year.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
The trade's on one hundred and six, you said, facing
the back end. Our lady is calling from Wellington today.
She's twenty seven and she is a happy kindergarten teacher.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Welcome to the show, Katie, Hi, Katie, are you on holidays?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
No?

Speaker 9 (03:12):
I finished on Friday Friday, the same as us.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Katie.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
My girls candy finishes up on Fridays. Are you guys
doing a Christmas concert at your candy?

Speaker 9 (03:21):
No, but we did a Christmas party last Friday.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yeah, the Christmas party. Do you guys play the chocolate game?
I remember from my kindy Christmas party, That's all I remember.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
It was fantastic.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
No, we do ice cream though.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
It's still good. Yeah, I'll take it, sir. I'd love
that at my Christmas party. You're taking on our trading
from Hamilton. He's forty one and he's playing from the
KFC drive through.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Hell? Yeah, is there for integration? Welcome to the show, Josh, Hi,
Josh mate, what are you ordering?

Speaker 10 (03:53):
Wicked lunch with the coat for the drink?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Just regular?

Speaker 6 (03:56):
Yeah, just a little pre dinner pre dinner dinner, isn't it,
Josh Josh quote?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
This time so long, you're going to hide the evidence
before you get home?

Speaker 10 (04:06):
Nah, probably paraded around a bit.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Good on you, Joe Man.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
All right, your buzzer is Trady Katie yours as lady
in the first of three correct answers, is going to
get that fifty dollars cash thanks to KFC.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
We could be about to pay for your KFC. Josh,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Question number one, the movie e T came out in
which decade?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Trady?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Yes, Josh, it was the eighties. I want to say
nineteen eighty seven, but that's from memory.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
One of the trades.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Question number two, what type of vehicle does Santa travel
around in?

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Trady?

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Just Josh slay it's a sleigh queen sleigh.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Hey, Katie, are you still there?

Speaker 9 (04:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
I'm still okay, good, Just checking, mate, just checking. Question
number three. You need this one, Katie, to stay in it.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this? Y?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Josh again, it's a trading down trout.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Down trout. I didn't know he was a tyler. Quick
move on.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Hey, Katie, thank you for playing trading verse lady this afternoon.
We appreciate your time.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
Christmas.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
That's all right?

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, and Josh, well done. KFC's on us this afternoon.
How good.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Burger to you treat yourself?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
CDMs Bree and Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
You're going home for Christmas to Australia.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Yeah, I go home on Sunday.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Can't wait. You'll have nieces and nephews to buy for sure,
do for Christmas. Sure, this will help you.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
There's a post on the Herald today from a pediatrician,
which is a doctor for young people. By the way,
I always get them confused with a podiatrist, which is
a doctor for feet.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Yeah, yeah, two different things. Pediatrician is the doctor for
kid doctor. Isn't there another one that's got something to
do with diet? Another kind of p doctor per per
per diet is it? Oh god, I don't know anyway,
a nutritionist a per per per.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Per polygamist are polyamorous, polyamorous looking for Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Yeah, yeah, they look after multiple people at once.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
That's what it was. Yeah yeah yeah, and not children,
not kids, not children, okay, just adults. Anyway.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
This pediatrician has talked about the dos and don'ts when
it comes to buying gifts for kids this Christmas, which,
like I said, is particularly helpful if you don't have
kids of your own and you might not know what's appropriate.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I feel like you just use common sense, don't you
do that? Eighty percent of this article use common sap.
If all else fails, buy them a book, yep, yep.
If you want to be boring, yep, get them a book.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Oh what Harry mcclar is a right present.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
The article is quite long, but it's things like do
some research. Yeah it is, but it's mostly common sense,
so we'll just breeze through it. Do some research about
whether the gift is safe, particularly for the age of
the child, Like, don't get them a motorbike if they're two,
you know, ye, do get them a motorbike if they're four.

(07:21):
Be mindful of how much you spend, which is quite
good advice if you're flashy. Yeah, you don't want to
be the person who comes in with a present that
costs a couple of hundred bucks if the kids parents
didn't have that kind of budget. Think about risk making
them feel shit about it.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
What about not spending as much as the parents?

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, that's safe A yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
You don't want to outshine the parents.

Speaker 6 (07:46):
If you don't want outshine center, those are the two
people not to outshine unless unless they're like unless the
parents are like, hey, we've only got you this this
shitter present because Auntie Breeze coming old Auntie money bags
and she's packing heat. Okay, so just don't be upset
that we got you this. The real gifts real gift
is on the way with money bags. Yeah yeah, yeah,

(08:08):
she's been through Judy free and she's coming in hot. Anyway,
I thought we could talk this afternoon about inappropriate gifts
that someone has bought for your kid, or that you
bought for a kid that you didn't realize was inappropriate
or you did know was inappropriate and you bought it anyway,
or even inappropriate gifts that you received as a child
and looking back you're like, wow, really, my stepdad got

(08:29):
me a samurai sword.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, not appropriate, Like a hatchet wouldn't be appropriate, hatchday.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Incredibly inappropriate.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah that's pretty dangerous.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
What age can you get a hatchet?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I reckon like thirty five.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Would be safeish, Yeah yeah yeah, but still quite dangerous.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
It depends how much you value your children's fingers, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah yeah, in toes and hims it's not in appropriate.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
But I know someone whose child received a full drum
kit when they were two years old, which is which
is great for the kid, but tough on and neighbors.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Because the kids too, what are they going to do
with that at.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
Two that they hadn't shown an interest or a talent
for the drums? They're just like random game you should
learn these. You should be ship on these for the
next five years.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Go join a band and make us money. I remember
something I got as a kid. Look, there is someone
in my family. If you listen to this show before,
I have a very wealthy relative.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
That's right, let's put it that way. You're for our uncle.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Very very wealthy. And there's I don't remember this because
I reckon. I probably was like seven or eight, and
there's video footage of me and my sister opening our
gifts from our wealthy relative. And we received a McDonald's toy,
which is fine, yeah, kind of. And we also received

(09:59):
because he did a lot of the work building a
lot of the stadiums for the Sydney two thousand Olympics, okay,
and we received a Sydney two thousand calendar and life planner.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
That he got for free.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
That he got for free.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I was like, what am I, as a seven or
eight year old, going to do with a planner.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I was like, I've got nothing to plan.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
I've got undiagnosed ADHD. I can't plan anything. We're talking
about inappropriate Christmas presents for children, whether you gave them
or received them, and it's good warning for aunties and
uncles listening this Christmas, you know these are the gifts
not to give or do. Just know that the gift
will be a phone topic on a radio station one

(10:40):
day exactly.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
I feel like this is a very good example. But
it's the parents that have stuffed up here.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
They said.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
When I was ten, my parents gave me a baseball glove.
Not inappropriate, except we were in New Zealand and I loved.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Cricket and it was just the glove. No baseball, no bad,
just the glove.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Oh what was I even meant to do with that?
It's not your parents don't know you at all.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Why would you just get someone?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
And if you get one glove, everyone knows there's nothing
you can do with one glove.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
You need to gloves and minimum that's the minimum minimum.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, that sucks. So they still called one of your
parents giving you a box of favorites. They're like, oh,
I guess I like this.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
You're a kid.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
You like baseball, don't you. Cricket, mum, cricket cricket off?
Like cricket, same thing, pass off.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
My brother got me a toast a toaster maker, a
toaster maker for my sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I still lived with my parents. He must have won
it in a raffle or something. Oh, a toasty maker,
A toasty maker.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
A toasty mate.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, random, your sixteenth birthday, you gave you a toasty maker.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
That is weird. What about this one?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
My nana accidentally bought me a bong water pipe thinking
it was a vase, and she even put flowers in it.
I didn't have the heart to tell her, so to
this day it gets clean to every Christmas and I.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Put flowers in it. Oh that's Sweet's cute.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
Do you think maybe Nana was trying to check if
you were cool or not. I'll put flowers in this
and I'll see if she knows what it really is.
And if she does, me and you, me and who
can use it together. And if she doesn't, I'll keep
pretending that I think it's a vase as.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Well, and we'll see who cracks first.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, it's a Mexican bong standoff with you and Nan.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Nan put flowers in. You can put buds in.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
It's not inappropriate.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
But a few years ago I got some gifts from
my dad and brother at Mountain Warehouse and I got
a voucher for spending money there. I wrapped it up
and gave it to mom and dad for Christmas. They
found it hilarious and put it on the fridge. It's
still up there. What I didn't pre read that? Really, Claudia,

(12:59):
can you read these and tell us whether.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
We should be reading them out?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
This one it wasn't a Christmas gift, but it was
my birthday gift. My uncle had purchased me a return
ticket to Sydney to fly on the very first Triple
seven aircraft air New Zealand. It was a great gift
because my entire family is an aviation family.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
But waking up as a ten year old.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
And getting told you go into Sydney just because of
the type of plane it was is extremely cool but
very excessive.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Are there people that love planes that much?

Speaker 7 (13:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
There is to go.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Yeah there'll be a big but not for a ten
year old. You gotta be like, hey, we're going on
the first Triple seven and also we're going to go
to Luna Park or something.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I imagine going to school and people are like, what
do you get for your birthday? And you're like, I've
got a flight to Sydney.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, I got a commemorative ticket. My friend got me
a candle that said, if you forget me, I'll burn
your iffing house down. Now that's cool, that's cool, that's good.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
That's what the candle said.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, oh, if you forget about the care it will
burn your effing house down. That's quite clever, double quite clever.
I believe that's a double on tondre Claudia. Is that
a double on tondra? Yeah, that's a double ondra onndra.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
How good is that word?

Speaker 6 (14:12):
And we're wasting time. We need to help wasting time.
We need to get to the bloody ad. We're going
to play the We're going to debut the Brian Clint
Drummond based Christmas song, the world's first drum and based
Christmas song.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
You've heard the teaser in the If you can't.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Everyone shake your.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Chair next, be the first in the world to hear
the full song. Shake your tinsel, tits me Clint.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
It's Christmas time, which means it's Christmas music time exactly.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
And look, there's a lot of great Christmas songs out there,
but I feel like we hear quite a lot of.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Them over and over again.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
You know, there are the Mariahs, the Boo Blaze these days,
the Arianas and a little bit of the Justice BB's correction.
Then there's the classics of the Elvis and the Beings
and the like jingle bell rock, Yeah, Mama day. What
would you say is your favorite genre of Christmas song?

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Well, I think it's only two words. Elvis Presley. Come on,
that's my mum's There's no other genre at Christmas except for.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Elvis until now, until now, till now?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Hey, mom, can we just before we play you the
full original Brien Clint drum and bass Christmas song, because
the only songs we're allowed to play at Christmas time
at Elvis Presley songs. Can we go on record and
say that afterwards? If you listen to our song, will
it be played at the Thomas l Family Christmas this
year if you like it?

Speaker 5 (15:47):
As I said previously, it depends on the song, and
we have many drinks we have to have.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
Is there a world in which you don't play your
daughter's Christmas song?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Original Christmas song? Be pretty brutal? Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Well, can you give your honest opinion?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's what we're after and that's what we've been asking
people who listen to this show to text through to
nine six nine six. Once you hear it, we want
your honest feedback. That's what this show has been built on.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Can you be honest with us?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Mama Died, I'll be honest, that's for sure, you know, Mum,
she is quite honest.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:25):
But it's even when it's your kids, like you had
a lot of brief, crappy artwork on the fridge over
the years, you know, Ain't that the truth?

Speaker 5 (16:34):
So well, just don't ask me to compare it to
all this thing you've got.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
My first question is going to be great. No, are
you ready for us? Mama Die?

Speaker 5 (16:45):
No, but let's go.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Would you introduce it for us?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
And just to remind us everyone, we crowdsourced all of
the different themes and lyrics. We wanted to know what
we should put in the song, and then we've taken
that and turned it into a drum and bass banger.
Mama Die, can you introduce the song? All you have
to say is this is the Breen Clint Christmas song,
Shake your tinsel tits, Oh.

Speaker 9 (17:13):
When you're ready, Oh, this is the brilliant and Clint
Christmas song, Shake your.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Perfect love it? Oh Christmas?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Who we're going to gives it for your brother every
single year.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Mamas a lot work at supervising. More beer, back your crooked.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
Drama because someone come ahead auntie brotherly salad.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
She brings it every year. He co a story.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I look in your ear, cook in the grass.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
You have been in the pan.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Everyone take your shake your tinkle pan, shake your tintl cans, shake.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
The sec sake your pistol tins.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Shake your tigtle can, shake your tintal cans.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Strike him, shake up, shake your timple cads.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Buttopas for weeks at prosure for bricking.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Uncle's watching the cricket and he's.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Out called a ready and now ring the cup hot,
just trying to get hard.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
That's picking up, rapping like a man in the zone.
N he's singing for reply. When the kids going to
bitch and half of in vo cobbles at the walkie.
We popped the jelly wristling instead.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Waters God greech jumps prickles in the room.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Oh wait for family member that absolutely dorm try you
might be Christmas, Lets might be pail.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
The doctor came in Christmas.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Come on and see with us.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Send your tindle pants, shake your tintel, can shake your
sec up, take your tintle, can take your tipple tin,
shake your tintle pans.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Shake your check your shake your tindle.

Speaker 9 (18:48):
PI.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Pleas to the madness, the myth and the chief for
bringing Clint Harry Christmas.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
Now let's have it be uh hey, cheers, mate, cheers
to us.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
That's good ship.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
So what do you think?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
What do you think Mama died?

Speaker 5 (19:10):
He couldn't have gotten much more of that coursey there
because Jesus that kind of ramming it down your bit.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
My first question, I'm.

Speaker 6 (19:19):
Going it's like motivating, Yeah, yeah, shoving in your face?
My first question for you die? How does that compare
to an Elvis Christmas sord?

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (19:30):
There's absolutely nothing I can say about that. That's off
the chart.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Are you Are you a drum and bass fan?

Speaker 11 (19:38):
Now?

Speaker 12 (19:38):
Mom?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Have we converted you?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Well?

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Actually, it's it's not bad, you know, the really unfortunate
part about it.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (19:48):
It's all true?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
It's all true, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're all
real references.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
It's all references we've got from the listeners of this show. Yeah,
there's a group efforts.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
You know, it wouldn't surprise it's me if there's a
movie made from.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
It, all right, well, well, how many drinks before that
gets played at Thomas lf Emily Christmas?

Speaker 5 (20:10):
I think I'd have to have to at least two
two bottles?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, right, bottle.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
We don't recommend that drink responsibly, are you moum? Guess
guess what the music video is going to be?

Speaker 5 (20:27):
I hope it's Rudolph shaking its pins or you know what.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
You were wondering if you were free, Well, Clint's middle
name is Rudolph.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
You need someone who is, you know, reasonably dad to
be shaking them.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
I think I know a few people.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I would appreciate it. Merry Christmas.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
I love you, God love you.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Merry Christmas.

Speaker 6 (20:55):
Just just a couple of ticks coming in, so I said,
what an iffing banger, my tea. It's all tits are
iffings swinging, that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
And that's all we need, and that is all we
need the text that I needed to read today. Thank
you very much for that.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
CMS brillent Clint podcast for the Team The Tea Live
from LA with Dee McCarney.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Dean arguably one of the biggest bands of the two
thousand and twenty tens, the Black Eyed Peas have reunited
for the first time in eight years.

Speaker 9 (21:26):
They have.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
Would you believe they all got together to celebrate three
of them turning fifty this year?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
What make me feel like wild?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
I know, I'm sorry, I'm three of the Black Lied
Peas are fifty Apple do App's fifty one?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
What?

Speaker 7 (21:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:41):
How old's Fugie? She's only thirty five, isn't she?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
She thirty five?

Speaker 9 (21:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Okay, so sorry, Deane. I got a bit carried away there.

Speaker 7 (21:50):
Well.

Speaker 10 (21:51):
They all stood together in a very cool, casual photo
celebrating their kind of like kind of like a combined
birthday get together. One of them wrote whatever special night
with all my brother's food with so much love as
what she said on social media? Does this mean they're
getting back together? Who remember, of course, in twenty eighteen
when Feggie left to focus on being a mom fair

(22:11):
called absolutely fair.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
Called justified.

Speaker 10 (22:14):
Does this mean they'll be back together? I don't know.
Remember they did replace her with that it's from She's
on the voice. I think her name was Jessica.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
You know, they get rid of her and announced and
af Fergie came back, then get rid of her and
choosing it's a random girl from the voice. I feel
like she would understand. Guys, stop the price you all
lied to me. Fergie is also fifty, Yeah, all three
of them. Fergie is fifty.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Also, three of them.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Are turning fifty this year and Apple d App is
the only one that turned fifty last year.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
God is it?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
I hope that they're getting back together.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Who hands up here? Who would go see Black Eyed
Peas with Fergie? Is the front again?

Speaker 7 (22:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Me a hundred front row center?

Speaker 10 (22:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
We saw the member at Friday GM's about five years
ago without Fergie.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Still awesome, still great. But if they did the real thing,
our people would fooze. Well, they sell it out. That's
the tea on the Black Eyed Peas with Dean.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
McCarthy the ZM Podcast Networks.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Oh my god, that's Olivia Dean. Sorry, I was locked
out of the studio. Were you this stupid system that
we've got here at work?

Speaker 6 (23:23):
We used to have swipe cards to get around the building,
and then for no reason at all, they took the
swipe cards away and we will have to have an
app on our phone. The amount of times it doesn't work,
I've been standing outside that door trying to scan myself
back into like three minutes.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Do you remember when mine just stopped working for no reason.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Either that or I've been let go by the company
and they haven't told me.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
It's one of the other, one of the other.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Imagine stop making This is a message for all businesses everywhere.

Speaker 6 (23:51):
Stop making everything an app. Stop making everything an app.
We don't want it, and we think it's convenient. It's
the opposite of convenience.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Also, like I get the security thing with the email
and stuff. If I have to download one more thing
to get a password with a different code to get
into my bloody work email, I.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Need one more passwords.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Anyway, let's talk about it. I made it, Yeah, just
because I.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Was like, I'm going to have to get on the desk.
Here we go, flass three shows of the year.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I might be a bit worked up. I might have
had too many Celsius today, but I stand by what
I said.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Hell yeah, let's talk about something fun. Christ Church's new stadium. Yes,
we're so excited. You and I have been pumped for
this for ages. Remember when we were in christ Church
and we were like, let's go have a look at
the new stadium.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
I patched an idea because everyone's trying to come up
with new ideas all the time. I suggested that we
should do the first Noody run at the stadium.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
And I said, that's a horrible idea.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Not during a game. I'm not proposing a patch invasion.

Speaker 6 (24:56):
I'm suggesting that we get access to the stadium early
and we go in there.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
You know, why do you keep trying to I don't
want to get my kid off in front of you
again anyway?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
That idea got veto?

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Yeah, and I can. I say, I don't veto many things.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Do I you're prude? It's fine, agree with me.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Tell the people the truth.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
You don't, I don't. You just don't want to get
your beaver.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
And you know what, it'd be cold. It'd be cold.
I've got laser air removal. There's not.

Speaker 6 (25:33):
You don't have the bits that are susceptible to coldness.
How do you coldness is a benefit for you?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
How would you know?

Speaker 10 (25:40):
For me?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
It's how would you know?

Speaker 4 (25:42):
My boobies shrivel up? Like little prude?

Speaker 6 (25:44):
It's an indoor stadium. If you're going to do an
indoor if you're going to do a nerdy run anywhere,
you want to do it at an indoor, air conditioned stadium.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
I guess anyway, I just don't want it. I'm not
pressuring anybody to do a neody.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
I just don't want to do a noody run full stop.
Ever in my life, there's two things I've told you
that are a no go for me.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
What are they?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Don't cut my hair, don't make me get my beab out.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
The two things are two no nos.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
And that's fine, you know. I feel like those are
perfectly reasonable no nos.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Good, thank you. Let's talk about the grass in the stadium.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Looks lush. I saw the patches this week.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yeah, you're telling me because they laid it this week.
There's so much that has gone into this grass. Did
you know that it was actually grown off site in
this special like place where there's these special people that
tend to it and they've looked after it and then
they've obviously transported it put it on the field.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
But there's one guy, his name is Richard Gibbs, and
he is a urf.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
He's called a turf doctor. Turf doctor okay, yeah, he's.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
A turf specialist, but they're calling him the Yeah, the
turf doctor for the stadium.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
This is what he does.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
He looked after the grass in arenas and this is
what he's made a career out of.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Isn't that amazing.

Speaker 6 (27:07):
It'd be a different, different type of job compared to
like Eden Park, for example, which gets natural sunlight and
rain and very different job. This guy's trying to grow
grass inside.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah, yeah, very different job. This guy has traveled around
the world doing this.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 6 (27:26):
I met the guy the turf manager for Eden Park,
turf manager, tief manager, and it's a very serious job.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah, very serious job.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
And they do.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
They have like sister Stadia around the world that they
go and visit and they dis discuss grass. They take
grass and soil samples with them.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Yeah, it's quite an interesting field, you would say, because
this particular one in christ Church it's a combination of
artificial material and then real grass and they do all
these kind of studies and tests on what's going to
work the best in that climate and all this kind
of jazz.

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
I've had quite a few grass chats in the last
couple of years. Actually, I took to the people who
have done the new turf for Elleslie racetrack. Oh what
they say, so much grass.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
And that's see, that's a whole different kettle of fish.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
That's part artificial, part reel as well.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
There you go, because over an abuser.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
On the horse knees? Is it really for the horses?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Even the park next to my house, Like, we have
beautiful park next to our house, and there's quite a
few sport fields, mostly rugby league, and then they play
softball in the summertime. But so there's two fields that
are just normal, like you've just got your normal turf
looks beautiful, but obviously they look after it. And then

(28:45):
this one field that has artificial underneath and real grass
on top at a park.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
So this is like something that they're doing more and
more so.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
His job is what turf doctor?

Speaker 4 (28:57):
A turf doctor?

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Okay, great turf dog I thought me to grow up
to be.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
I'd love to be a turf doctor. Fascinating. I have
never heard of that job title before, have you?

Speaker 3 (29:07):
No? No?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
I thought we could ask do you have a weird
or interesting job title? We probably wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Do you have a job that other people don't know
that exists? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:17):
When you say that, when you say, oh, this is
my job title.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
People go, what, Yeah, what does Dave doing for a job?
Is actually a turf doctor?

Speaker 4 (29:25):
What you're what a turf doctor?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
It's MS Brilling Clinton podcast.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
We're just talking about the new christ Church Stadium. It's
all coming together now. They laid the turf one.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
New Zealand Stadium. Yes, what it's called. Oh is that
what it's called?

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Very exciting stuff. It's indoors. I never realized it had
a roof.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
You serious?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, it's half the it's half the charm Yeah, I no,
but I just assumed stadium.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Most stadiums don't have a roof. Yeah, right, not that
big anyway, every stadium built in New Zealand from now
will have a room.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
The one in Dunedan has a roof.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah yeah, and they need it because it's freezing down
there in winter.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Page with no roof playing in winter at that stadium.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
KSh, but have passed off that crash it.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
You've got a roof on the stadium now because all
the events are going to go to krash Urch.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Oh the chrash Church one is bigger than the Dnedam
one though, Are they similar in size?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Really?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Interesting, But we're just talking about the turf going in
because the guy who has done it has been I believe,
working on this project for many many years, and he's
a turf doctor.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Turf doctor. It's so important at an indoor stadium.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
It's everything.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Yeah, the grass is important at every stadium, but indoor
in particular.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
The drainage of it. How much artificial versus how much real?
I mean knows.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
We could go on about grass for ages, but we
want to know, like the turf doctor, do you have
an unusual, weird, strange job and job title? And people
are coming through with their weird ones like this one.
Someone said, I am an environmental hygienist. They're cleaner.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Oh I like that name. Fancy name.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Someone else said, I'm a wellness educator. Only person doing
it in New Zealand. A wellness educator, wellness educator, not
a nurse.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
All I pictured. All I pictured was the person in
the Healthy Harald Van.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah and the Life Education van.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Not my job, but my degree. I have a Bachelor and.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
N cane kinesiology, kinesiology, kinesiology. No one in New Zealand
knows what it means. I work at a gymnastics school.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Kinesiology is something to do with you, obviously, like physio.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Slash's got something to do with gymnastics. No, but it's
like yeah, but it's like physio. I think an island.
They have what's called a turf accountant. It's a bookie
who works at a racetrack.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Someone said, I'm a calf rearer.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Oh not that.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Someone else said I had a mate's dad referred to
himself as a live stock relocation specialist.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
He was a stock truck driver.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, what's exactly what you do, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
It's exactly what he does.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
I'm a chaos coordinator aka and evince coordinator. Is that
what they call him in the chaos coordinator?

Speaker 5 (32:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah, God, they have to live in just constant chaos,
don't they.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
Someone ticks it and said, I'm an end of life duller.
I can't chat on the phone, but I'm sure you
can guess what I do. I couldn't quite and so
I googled it. An end of life duller provides non medical,
holistic support for people who.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Are at the end of their life and their families.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
What an amazing job.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
What a job?

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Very difficult job. Someone else said, I'm a digital capability consultant.
I don't think there's many of us. I've never heard
of that.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (32:59):
A digital capability consultant.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
A transponsor, a transponsor. He's a transponster.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
We got a text on someone who's a phlebotomist. That's
the blood thing, ain't Yeah, people who draw.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Blood from patients. I didn't know they had its own name.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Isn't that the coolest name?

Speaker 2 (33:16):
I just assumed they were nurses who were doing the
blood stuff.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Someone else said I had a friend that was a
bovine disassembly technician butcher.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
He worked at Nabatoire.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
I used to tell people that I was an advanced
display technician. I stocked the shelves at PACKINSA.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
I love that.

Speaker 9 (33:36):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Someone said, because we were talking about the turf before
the turf doctor. Someone said, I used to work at
a trade show in the UK that was one hundred
percent all about turf. It was called Soul Texts and
it was like field Days, but for turf it's.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
All about grass.

Speaker 6 (33:56):
It goes to business man that's huge business age men
who's lawn is their entire personality. You know, they say
you get divided into one of four houses when you
reach a certain age as a man, and it's lorn barbecue.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
That's the same, is it? Yeah, it's same category. You
need to be good at both.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Whiskey Yeah? Or what's the fourth one?

Speaker 7 (34:22):
What else?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
The men like cars? Yeah? Cars yeah? Be or Sydney
Sweeney Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
So oh, this one's good. Someone text her and said,
I'm a domestic engineer, a housewife and mother.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Domestic engineer. You are so much more than that.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
As Ed M's Brinklint podcast, let's play Google Down.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Do you feel lucky?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Well?

Speaker 10 (34:47):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's time for Brian Clint's Google Down bunk?

Speaker 4 (34:52):
All right, here we go, last game of Google Down
for the year.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Maybe ever, maybe everything's up for negotiat.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
We are reassessing every game on this show, and if
you hate this one, text through to nine six nine six.
Actually text through your biggest favorites in terms of games
that we play in this show, and also your least favorites,
because we want feedback from you guys.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Can I put a vote in?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Yes, I vote we keep this one because it's the
only one I get to play and I'm really good
at it.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
A new game that you play okay, and you're good
at most things, you'll be fine.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
That's so Claudia's crossed the threshold today. She's in the
studio at uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I'm it's going to throw my game off because I'm
in a different environment. I'm like, not out there, safe
in my booth. You ever exposed in.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
You And that is a nice safe booth out there,
as it really is. It's colden here, guys, it is
quite colden here.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
All right, here are the rules of put these questions
into Google. I'm going to ask you these questions. First,
one of you to yell out the correct answer, which
is the most common answer that comes up on Google.
I'll give you a point. First to three wins the game.
All right, are we ready?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Question number one?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Like last week in the lead up to Christmas, these
are all Christmas related questions.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Here comes question number one.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
What year did the movie Griswold Christmas Vacation come out?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Nineteen eighty nine? Is on the money.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
It's a weird movie, that one, because it's got like
three different names. It does in three different countries.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
The same is suddenly thirty National Leons Christmas Yes slash
thirteen going on thirty.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Great movie, such a good movie. Not a Christmas movie though,
No wonder, Clint.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Question number two, how many storylines are there in the
movie Love Actually? Nine?

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Claudia did her dumnedest there in the darkness? Was enough?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
As she said it?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
How do I say that?

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Nine?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Hard part is looking at it saying.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Fully intertwined stories in the movie Love Actually? We are
won a piece in this game.

Speaker 10 (37:05):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Question number three?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
How tall is the Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center this year?

Speaker 4 (37:12):
In meters?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Seventy five four? No, twenty three meters, twenty three meters.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
It's hard because you said the wrong answer first, but
I didn't. You technically didn't finish saying the word feat.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I said seventy five.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
I don't know what to do with that.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
Twenty two point eighty six meters is seventy five feet.
You can throw that if you want. I'm going to
throw that question out because no one really deserved it,
and we'll move on to question number four. Good one, Clint,
how much did Jim Carey get paid for his work
in The Grinch?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Three million?

Speaker 4 (38:00):
A dead heat cant split y, which means you both
get a point. We're all tied. Up at to a piece.
What a game this is? For the whim.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Question number five, what is the name of Elvis Presley's
Christmas album?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Elvis Christmas Album, Elvis's Christmas Album?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Clint says Elvis's Christmas Album as the answer, and that
is correct. Clint takes that's a song on the album.
He's taken out the last game of the year.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
What are the chances, David.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
I don't know why, but you had the faith and
you were being rewarded with fifty KFC chicken dollars this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Congratulations on your David, Thank you, well done, Thank you
well done. I feel fine about good in the year right.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Oh my god, what was one the last ever googled?
Now you could have David checking on us. Well mate,
thanks for playing David.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Merry Christmas, Sweet Airs, Brian England.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
The weather forecast for Christmas Day has just come out.
It's just dropped. It doesn't affect you because you'll be
in Australia, so the weather forecast is iffing hot.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
For you, hot and sunny, but for the rest of
us it's just dropped.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I'm just looking at it right now.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Spin it out?

Speaker 6 (39:38):
No, I'm literally looking at it now, I'm processing it.
You give me time, okay, Well, you're never going to get.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
The job at TV and ZI breakfast. If this is
your weather chat, where is the place to be?

Speaker 4 (39:57):
You're telling us.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
Eastern areas of the North and South Island look pretty
good on Christmas Day?

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Can you be more specific?

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Well, the eastern parts of the East coast.

Speaker 8 (40:10):
Where's what places were in the east Grisbone, okay, northern
rhythm and vines.

Speaker 6 (40:18):
Yeah, northern parts. Now, this is Christmas, not years. Chris
is Christmas Day, Okay, okay. Northern parts of New Zealand
are expected to be the warmest and the finest on
Christmas Day.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
And that's about all I got for you, guys.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
I'm never going to get that two minutes of my
life back.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
You know that, Oh, central.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Number one songs when you turn sixteen.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
That's what we're doing, this central target. I'm moving on
in central parts of the of the show. Now birthday
banger number one songs when you turn sixteen. If you
want to know yours, give us a call eight hundred
dials at M. I'll put you out of your misery.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
The forecast this is good, this is concrete hit the
ads or the song forecast the central Otago, northern parts
of the South Island and central parts of the North
Island is could go either way.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Claudia, please hit the song.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Thank you all right, Somber twelve to twelve. Birthday Bang
is up next if you want to play it. Gives
a call eight hundred dials at m We turn Clif's
microphone off. That's him, No, no, the microphone's off. Birthday
Bang and next.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Birthday.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
All right, here we go number one songs. When you
turn sixteen, that is your birthday Banger. And that's what
we do here.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Hannah is going first. Good afternoon, Hannah.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Hi, Hannah, same, how's it going? Merry Christmas? Mate? What
are you up to today?

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Just holding out to the end of end of work?

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Really?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Are you a Friday eight nop Friday finisher? Friday finisher?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
You and us both, Hannah?

Speaker 2 (42:03):
The pubs are going to be so full on Friday.
It's about lunchtime. I reckon it will be the best
day to go to the pub. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Hey, Hannah, what is your day to birthmats? Wow, it's
coming up very soon. Day before New Year's You were
sixteen though, Hannah in two thousand and nine, and here's
your birthday banger.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Met girl, Lady Gaga's bed romance.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (42:33):
Hannah? You're a Gaga fan tune.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Isn't it a stroppeg It's an absolute bot briese l
Lady Gaga twice on the weekend. Hannah, O jealous? It
was worth every penny save some, Lady Gaga for the
rest of us.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
Wait there, Hannah, We're going to do Georgia's birthday banger
for their mum.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
Joe.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Hi Georgia, Hi Georgia? Am I? How old are you? Georgia?

Speaker 5 (42:57):
He?

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Are you excited for Santa to come soon? Are you
and me both? Georgia?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
How's this? Georgiea's birthday Beggar will be released in twenty
thirty one.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Is that weird to think about?

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Can you promise us, Georgia to call us back when
you can do your birthday bayer?

Speaker 11 (43:16):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (43:16):
I plumber, Okay, good.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
That way, our work can never fire us, because if
they do, we'll say no. No, you have to keep
us here until twenty thirty one so we can do
George's birthday.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
I can't break a promise. Yeah, yeah, Georgia gets it. Hey, Georgia,
what is mum's birthday?

Speaker 9 (43:32):
Nine eight till nineteen eighty?

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Well done, Georgia.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
That means mum was sixteen and nineteen ninety six. And
you can tell her that this is their birthday, Banker.

Speaker 7 (43:42):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Be the one that say, Man, what a banger, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Joe?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah, I can tell what Georgia. You're such a sweetheart.
That is so cute.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
Okay, wait there, guys, wait there one more birthday beanger
for Lindsay Cura Lindsay.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
By Lindsay, Good mate, when do you wrap up.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
For the year tomorrow?

Speaker 6 (44:13):
I got a half days and then drinking, drinking, drinking
until Christmas?

Speaker 4 (44:20):
How bloody good, Lindsay.

Speaker 9 (44:23):
Long time listening, first time call.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Welcome to board, Lindsay, where you been.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Doing?

Speaker 7 (44:34):
Enough?

Speaker 10 (44:34):
Fun fact?

Speaker 9 (44:37):
So the agent Hardy double seven McDonald rap?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
That was me.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Bath week the radio agent Hardy double o seven rap.

Speaker 10 (44:50):
The morning crew did it?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Oh well sweet mate, full circle, full bloody circle.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Welcome on board. What's your day of birth Lindsay twenty
fourth of August nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Okay, Lindsay, that means you were sixteen and two thousand
and three and on your sixteenth mate, this was number one.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Yea beyond sight.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
In my opinion, want to Beyonce's biggest and best songs.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
With jay Z Crazy Love. Wait there, Lindsay, we're going
to choose between Oasis, Lady Gaga and Beyonce Stella lineup
for Birthday Banger today. I like them all, three of
the biggest artists of their era, of their era decades. Yeah, yeah,
one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
I'm trying to think of the vibe.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I'm trying to think of the vibe too, A couple
of days of work left.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
No, I'm not screw the vibe. I want to make
Georgia happy. I'm voting for wonder Wall.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Bad Romance, Lady goes.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Oh split, Claudia, what's the winner?

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Oh no, I'm going to disappoint a child. I'm Lady Gaga.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Oh no, I'm going to disagree.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Let's just say, Georgia, you didn't win Birthday Banger, but
you won our hearts.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
We love you, Georgia.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
See for Hannah, You're our winner. Thanks Hannah, go on, Hannah,
Christmas Christmas.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
CDMSBRE and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Please welcome to the show. Our friend Tom Sainsburys.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Come morning, it's Tom Sainsbury.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
He's currently doing his best Tom Sainsbury impersonation. It's not
the best, is that the hardest one to do? You
know what, Bree, it is.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Now you made it weir, you made it with you.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Have a brand new season of your podcast, small Town Scandal.
That's out now. Season three of Small Town Scandal season three.

Speaker 12 (46:52):
So season one and two was out in twenty twenty
three and there's been a little bit of a hiatus.
But I've come back and so as Brie knows, and
she got me to showcase it. I had an Australian
accent from my lead for the first two Toby. Now, yes,
we loved it there for one year to over Australia
and he picked up the accent. But now we've got
a whole new lead. So it's a whole new characters,
it's a whole new story. And this guy human and

(47:16):
blow that's right. So he's usually a golfing podcast, but
now he's got into a little bit of from the
true crime.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
He's a Kiwib's a bit plumby, isn't he he is?

Speaker 12 (47:24):
So he his parents were really really rich and when
he was five, he got sent over to boarding school
in the UK. Of course he did, of course he did.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
He's got a golfing podcast, few files, but his podcast
manager has purchased a true crime podcast as well, which
just so happens to be.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
A seamlessly absolutely seamless Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, how many new characters?

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Because I haven't recognized anyone from season one or season
two so far in season three? How many new characters
have you had to come up with for this podcast?
Because if you haven't listened to this before, the bit
is that Tom does every single character on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
And my favorite thing to always ask you is how
many voices are we getting on this season three?

Speaker 12 (48:03):
It's I've gone a little bit easier, so I think
the very first one I went forty three, I was like,
there's too many voices.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I'm going crazy.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
This one is like twenty nine.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
Twenty nine new people with twenty nine backstories and twenty
nine voices.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
You got it.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
It's just for people listening.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
If you've never heard this podcast, it is the most unique, creative,
just brilliant listen, and we commend you on it every
time that you're in here.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
But how long does it take?

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Like I'm always so interested in how long it takes
because it sounds like when you're listening to it, I'm like,
this must have taken months.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
The actual recording of it.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
So me I do.

Speaker 12 (48:43):
I have to break the characters down, and the most
I can do is like four a month sessions, so
twenty nine provided by asking the wrong people you get
it and so so there are all those sessions. But
that's quite easy for me to do, and some of
the characters are quite small. It's the four old editor
who has to go through and cut out every single
line of that dialogue.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
That meme of that guy from How I Met Your
Mother where he's got all the string on the wall
and the cigarette trying to stitch everything together. Not only that,
so that that season is out now season three of
Small Town Scandal. You can listen to that on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Season one and two, yeah, or season.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
One or two, any of your podcast apps. It's out there.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
You've also announced today that there is a Small Town
Scandal television show on the way.

Speaker 12 (49:27):
I've created a multi verse, I yea. So the TV
of the first seasons then turned adapted for the screen.
We've had to make some changes, so it's it is
you know you you won't get everything at all listening
to the podcast. But yeah, so I'm just playing Toby
in that one. There was a little bit of a
discussion on me playing every character, but okay, but like like.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Like professor, like a professor.

Speaker 12 (49:50):
But it would have been like I measine the crew
having to wait around while I got my wig and
my prosthetic.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
If you need you know, extra thespian, I know someone, Yeah,
I know there was this.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
There was a thespian. There is a thespian. So always.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
One question as a fan, if I have listened to
season one of the podcast, do I know how season
one of the television show.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Ins or have you changed it a bit?

Speaker 12 (50:20):
It's changed.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
That's excited. It's exciting.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
We can't let you off without complete completing a small challenge.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Are you for that?

Speaker 6 (50:29):
This afternoon course, you are going to play Tom Sainsbury
a round of Brian Clint's.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Yeah, very simple game, Tom Sainsbury, that we get every
comedian that comes to visit us here at the Brian
Clint Show to do.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
We're going to call a business, random.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Business, and your goal is to get a higher out
of them.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
But here's the thing. The only thing you're allowed to
say is can I get up? Or can I get up?
And we would like if you did it in a
small town, scandal character.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Place, it would be can I get a? Well, we're
actually calling the room. You were a golf course, so
you win.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
I think he needs to come out if.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
He wants to you. You need to get the whole
year out of them. And can I get can I
get mother?

Speaker 12 (51:20):
Please?

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Are one the gold shop for for functions.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Or of We're going to the golf store premiere shop
and they speaking can I get a? Can I get a?
Can I get a? Can I get a?

Speaker 3 (51:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
He's gone. There was no reaction.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I feel like saying can I get our sounds real
different in a fancy and we made it.

Speaker 4 (51:59):
We made it hard.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
No, the only person who's successfully got a whole year
is Breek.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Here we go, true story.

Speaker 12 (52:05):
But can I just say that this he might have
been like I could have been someone stro and he's like, hello,
he didn't say he didn't say anything.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Yeah, yeah, you could have been having a stroke or something.
You're gonna be saying can I get an ambulance?

Speaker 4 (52:16):
And he gets some golfing teas did not care at all?

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Can I get a sports polo?

Speaker 6 (52:22):
Tom Sainsbury's Small Town Scandal Season three is out now.
It's on your podcast app. I'm two episodes and I'm
hoked Tom.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
It's great And can we know when's the TV version?
That's so soon third February on Neon. We can't wait
to see it. Thank you, Tom. I'm watching that docco
on Netflix at the moment about Simon cow Oh. Yeah,
it's all about him putting his next band together.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
He's trying to do it at Garna, trying to do
the one direction thing again exactly.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
But it's not just one direction that he's put together.
He's had a very long career putting boy be together.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Do you know some of the other bands he put together?

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Nod Faminy, Yeah, yes, well that was on X Factor
as well. He was a little mix, right, but the
boy bands before.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Those kind of shows, before X Factor, And.

Speaker 6 (53:15):
That he's got some crazy deal right because he started
X Factor and owns the rights to American Idol or
something something.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
I can't remember exactly what the deal is, that he.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Gets first right of refusal of the management of all
of those artists.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
That's what I heard right.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
I don't know if that is true anymore. But he
was the manager of five was he? He was also
the manager of West Life? Was he?

Speaker 11 (53:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Wow, Okay, he's been in this game a long time.
Are you You're a big One Direction fan? You didn't
even know that?

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Well, I'm also a big West Life fan. You had
no idea I was Simon Cowe.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
But the interesting thing is is this shows all about
him seeing if he can, if he still got it,
we can do it, if he can do it again?

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Ah, And they go on the search to find the
next boy band.

Speaker 6 (54:05):
He must believe that it's boyband time again, because boy
bands come in and out of fashion, that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
So he talks about that and it says the biggest
thing in bands right now is k pop. Yes, And
he's like, we need to put together a band that
is gonna be able to go up against all these
amazing K pop bands.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Why isn't he just put a K pop band together?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
I don't think that's his jam. I don't think I
don't putting a K pop band together. You can't just
do that, Like there's.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
People who, right they be part of the K pop factory.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
Oh yeah, No, but there's people who are experts in it,
you know, anyway, and so it follows him and it
does little bits and pieces of his life as well
throughout this series.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
One of the most interesting.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
But I think we've got a bit of the trailer actually,
So this is the Simon cow doco that's on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
It's called Simon cow The Next Act.

Speaker 11 (54:57):
As much as I love my job on TV and
miss where I started signing artist and working with bands.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
There is a massive opportunity. I am going to find
a new boy band.

Speaker 11 (55:09):
And the minute they walk in the room, you get
a feeling about someone. But there is a huge risk here.
If this goes wrong, it will be Simon Cowell has
lost it.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Well literally the most interesting part of me watching this
series for me was when his partner, his wife, talks
about how he buys.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
His t shirts.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Oh okay, so he wears the exact same thing pretty
much every day, yes.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
And she says she trousers, white t shirt. What it
used to be He's.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Changed to black T shirt or like a grayish black
T shirt, black trousers now, but it used to be yeah,
white white t shirt, black trousers. But his wife reckons
it's because he makes so many decisions in his life
that he doesn't want to make anymore.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
There was Steve jobs logic as well.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
Yeah, he goes, I need I only because you can
only make so many decisions today as a human being.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
I feel like my partner's got even less, like she
could only make like three a day or something, because
I end up making all the decisions.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Okay, whoever, she has to make a lot of decisions
in her job, and so she's way to.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Make me feel bad because she's saving lives and stuff.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Um, she's like, sorry if I don't know what I
want for dinner.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Sorry, if I just saved a bunch of people today,
what did you do?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
I resusitated three babies today. Maybe you could pick dinner.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yeah, you're probably right, bab I'll But the funniest part
is he talks about how many shirts he.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
Orders at a time.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Okay, so he orders fifty T shirts and fifty polo shirts,
all exactly the same.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
He orders in bulk.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Every time he reckons, he's got like at least four
hundred of the same T shirt in his wardrobe.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
That's because it'd ever cleaner. That's outrageous. He could get
away with seven and then and clean them for him.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
In another clip that I saw, he reckons he wears
a T shirt once and throws it away. No, no,
it's justin Bieber with the Calvin klinbs all over it.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
There's a line like T shirts get a bit shit
after a while, but there's also a goldilock zone with
the T shirt is so good because it's been washed.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Enough that it doesn't look brand new. It's not so
old that it's got the deodorant crusties under the armpit.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
You and I are like this, though on a more
like peasant scale, where if you and I find something
we like that fits us well.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
This is the only T shirt I wear now. I
just have it in five different colors.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
It's like the pants that I wear. I've got these
pants in like seven different colors.

Speaker 6 (57:40):
These jeans, I just bought three more pairs of them
in Australia. It's just Uniclo wide leg jeans, and I
now have them in three different colors. This is a
uniclothed T shirt and I've got it in five colors,
and I've got three of each.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Of the colors.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
If anyone was interested in my pants, are uniclothe barrel leg.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
In all the colors are we are?

Speaker 9 (58:01):
We?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Are?

Speaker 5 (58:02):
We?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
What are we?

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I already knew that about it.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
I was going to say on the Spectrum, But yeah,
to Brian Clint, the day that we dropped our dumb,
dumb and brace dumb and bassed dumb.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
That's a new category and I think we just absolutely
met it.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
I think that was Freudian dumb and bass. Our dumb
and bassas you can be the.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
Dumb, dumb and dumber bass. It's given the market. There's
no drum and based Christmas songs.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
What the hell, man, what the hell we need that?

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Especially in New Zealand Christmas songs?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Why don't you ever put out a Christmas so weake
me up when it is Christmas?

Speaker 4 (58:43):
I don't mind that. I don't mind that at all.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
What's doing yeah to present presents is what I need?

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Hey, couple of stone cold bangers right there.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Sometimes I feel like some Turkey year.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Yeah, a little bit of ticket turkey Turkey, Turkey Turkey.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Okay, I think we should okay, we should just stop
as z it M's Brien Clint podcast.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
And that is the end of the Brian Clint Show,
a show where we launched our very own Christmas song today,
a Drummond bassed Christmas song.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
Lots of people asking where they can get their hands
on that Christmas song. We're working on getting it on Spotify,
but for now Claudia has put it out as a podcast.
Oh yeah, just the song as a podcast on the
Brian Clint channel.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Head to wherever you get your podcast. It should be
up there on its own and.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
We're looking to get a video out this evening as well,
so that has hopefully be on our social song.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
We're a little bit understaffed. It's that time of year,
so just bear with us.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
We will persevere. We will persevere, We will persevere. Two
days to go, guys, two more shows. That's it and
we're doing induced for the year. Have a great night
and we'll catch you back tomorrow on The Brian Clinch Show.

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