Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, guys, don't listen to this podcast. It's disgusting. Oh
you already got a lot of plates spinning for the
old Brian Clon Show at the moment, and still spinning
though we even dropped in eat.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I feel like I'm about to I've got so many
plates spinning in just my life.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
And then you added all the plates we've got here.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Oh god, what a blessing.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, what a blessing. But also, fuck, I'm busy.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, but you know, like, are you busy? Are you busy?
Or are you blessed?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Oh fuck, I'm so sick of you know where people?
Oh but good to be busily, good busy, good busy?
Is it good to be busy? Not pretty bloody tired?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You know what? I want to be retired? Oh god,
how long ago for me?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Thirty six years?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, twenty five? Twenty six for me? Yeah? If I'm
lucky enough to retire at sixty five?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, God, isn't that sad that now? Remember back in
the day, Because it's gotten older and older.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
As that, they're already talking about raising it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
To seventy No, sixty seven. Oh it's a big difference,
pretty pretty, pretty big difference.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Got to be seventy by the time we're seventy three years.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah, at that age, that's a pretty big difference. That's
long it took. It is anyway we could all we
did before then is a war going on. So you know,
was that a bit much?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Is what I wanted to talk about?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah? I wanted to drill into world politics? Yeah, prices,
vitual prices.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Clinton loves getting into politics, he does, but we just
won't let him do it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, he does.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
He doesn't like talking about woman issues.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
What like periods and stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Hates it And.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What is they going to do with politics? Neither of
I haven't either, Camp.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That's the issue right there. That's bullshit.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't like I don't like politics or women's issues.
That's the whole point. That's funny, right, who's got a
life update for us? Claudia's Hey, welcome back to the podcast.
Cludia just cut a whole bunch of it out, just.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So you know.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
We've got to do it live on the radio.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
You can't cut that out.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Boundaries, No, such the boundaries you guys.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Are you guys jealous my boundary?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You guys jealous? I get to go to Australia on Sunday. Yes,
I want to be with Big Steve. Where are we're
all going to go to my parents' house as a show?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I would love that?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Are your parents?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
This is when we long enough where I feel like
that needs to be seeds.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
So the seeds are your pered, the waiting for the
man to finish. Thank you, Clint. Your parents are your parents?
The type of people where it's morning or at night
time and they're in bed and you go home mam
my dad, and you sit on the beard and you
(03:22):
yap to them, no, oh damn. I wanted to sit
in the.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Normally, like if you wake up in my household, you'll
wake up and you'll go out into the kitchen area
and Mum will be like, what do you want for breakfast?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
And then she'll make your full cook breakfast if you want, and.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Your dad will be in the top. Dad will Dad.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Gets up with like five he's on the tractor out
the farm. He's a tractor. I now want to.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I've already had forty five minutes solid love making.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Does he have a tractor. He's a tractor. He has
an excavator.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
He's got like six work vehicles.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
We've got got you right on lawn mower.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
We've also got four wheelers. We've got normal motorbikes. We've
got horses. Yeah, you know, horses, cows.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Can we ride the cows? Is there anything she could
say that you wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
But I probably have troughs.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No, Yeah, we've got troughs and kettle yards. No, no pigs.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I've got guns. You've got a barn.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
You have a gun.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, we've got a barn. We've got guns. We've got
a gun. Safe. We've got sheep. We used to have sheep,
but all the dingoes aid them?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
What are gay horses?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
My favorite jokes? Very forny.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay, so what's the life update?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I was gonna ask Reckon that'll ever happen?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
What? Well?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
We do some sort of shows from Stanthill.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
We're on a roll. Well, you've got to show That's
why I said we're going to get the good camera. Yeah,
show that good shows can be done from there, and
then they'll be like funk, We've got to get that
show to Australia.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, it would be good content. Mama die big steep.
Can someone remind me when I am there you write
it down?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Can you write it. I always ask her to write it.
Can you write it down?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'm gonna wake my mom up in the middle of
the night and ask you to make me a.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Sandwich micro up, I'll send you some mics.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Yeah, ra band meta glasses.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yeah, so you're doing a Samsung review with your ray
Band Meta.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Glasses, Sota funny.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I'm kind of scared to ask, Clint, but what was
the nickname you gave me for the rude.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh yeah, low iron man.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I just nicknamed you so good. I just nicknamed you corn.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Okay, both are good.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
We're all good.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
We call call her Peter why because of the animal
activist groupe.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
That's funny.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, we could call her a hummus breath.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Oh ship, that's a scary.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Garlic in a day?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Do you would you tell I wouldn't get out.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I told Clint that he was a bit whiffy yesterday
and he got really annoyed at me.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I'm whiffy now, I would want to know it happens,
Clint to the best of us.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
The other way, you're really whiffy.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
The problem is when you're whiffy out of the house,
you can't do anything, and then.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
You just get away from people. Okay, what would you rather?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Okay, what would you rather? Would you rather have? And
this is just not like a constant thing.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
This is just like, let's.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Say, at a party, would you rather have bad bo
or bad breath?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Bad breath? I don't know, because at least hopefully someone
will be like, he's done a hard day of work,
where's bad breath? I'll be like, oh, who's old ship
breath over there?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
No, so this is like a fancy party.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You won't smell the breath unless you're close, whereas bo,
it's pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Would you rather have a dick for a nose or
a nose for a deck?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
For a deck?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
A nose for a deck? So you have a nose
down there, because when then.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
When in the paddock of flowers smell it?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
But well, not in the way that a deck is,
so you can't, No, you can't get it out.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Functional we kind of already have a nose down there.
But like, compared to me, how how is it a nose? Well,
it resembles more of a nose than a dick.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
I would say, dick resembles and it's more than a fanny.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
But how small is your husband's dick?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
It's pretty much how big is your husband's that's more
like it.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'm sorry I asked that question actually inappropriate.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Take it back.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
No one got where I was going with it.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
What was your.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
No one got where I was going with the whole
vagina is more similar.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Time I do. I don't want to say it.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
No, snotty what That's not what I was going for.
It's just like it's like a piece of skin with
a couple of holes of it.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Okay, well, I take what I snotty.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Thing is yuck. Though, I haund to see why you
were grossed out? Now?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Can I just say? Can I just say? Can I
just say I didn't come up with it. I just
thought that she was thinking.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
About you and what I thought she was from you.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
She went.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Out of the and I bet that was what it was,
and then she heard it come out of my mouth
and she was like, that's fucking rank. I'm going to
change what I said. It was what I thought it was.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
How dare you joke about vaginal discharge?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
It's not joking. It's a normal thing.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, And the days where you get home and it
doesn't look like you've blown your nose in yonder that's
a good day.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Someone's going to complain on the podcast group again.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
What a thing on the.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Front of this plan.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I was just trying to for gratified shows the dick nose.
If I still have a dick deck as well, would
you Yeah, you'd have two decks. I made my decision.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
You double risk, learned to multitask.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
There needs to be a warning on the front of this.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Hey guys, Hey guys, Hey, guys, don't listen to this podcast.
It's disgusting, disgusting?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Is it disgusting?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
This is the warning?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Why is it disgusting?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
No, because we're talking about women's fluids.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
This can't be the warning. Now, this can't be the warning.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Because I say the women's fluids.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Hi, guys, don't listen to this. It's gross.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I don't agree.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
No, that's okay. Hey, guys, don't listen to this. Some
people may find it gross.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Clue being that person, not squeam, I'm completely fine with it.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
I'm veginedly discharging. This podcast.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Plays Brian Clint fans, Facebook, TikTok and
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Live week days from three on ZIM