June 9, 2026 • 27 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You tapped it, so we're playing it and Clint the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Zis Bri and Clint thanks to KFC. We're talking gim
wardrobe malfunctions. There's a story in the news today that
a new set of Lululemon tights may not give you
the coverage you need, not all Lulu limons. Can I
say I wear the Lululemons at the gym?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Me too?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
And no one's seen my booty hole in the gym.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I can't comment if they have seen mine or not.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, no one's told me they've seen it. It's just
these new ones called the get Low range.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Are you wearing the Lululemon bike pants or tights?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No shorts and t shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Let's hope they're not seeing a good and a good
good something's gone awfully wrong if they have.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Nobody wants that.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So we asked, what was your gym wardrobe malfunction? Rebecca's
caught up? Rebecca, Rebecca, Hello, Can.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I just say, long, long, long, long time listener, first
time caller.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You and what a topic to call in for your
first time Rebecca.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You make it good, so would Jim. Wardrobe malfunction? It
happened to you? What happened.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yes, so it was actually my gym towel. Yes, I'd
put my jim tail down when I was doing CrossFit
on the workout bench. Yah, timer was exercise was over.
I had to move on to the next one. I
stood up, went to get my towel and was like,
where is it? Couldn't find it. Looked around what seemed
(01:32):
like forever. The next people wanted to use the exercise,
freaking out like, where's my towel? Chipped on heading me
on the back of the legs and it was stuck up.
My booty hole was in your ass?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Crakba, it sure was.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yours? Your ass ate your towel?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Oh my god, my it did you had hungry? How
the way to ask this question? You must have some
tight But what are you working.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
With back there?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Obviously quite yeah, what a lot of junk in the squatton?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
What are your squatting.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Or back in the good days? Probably like eighty killers?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Are you in those types where it like it separates
the two butt cheeks and that's sort of.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You're asking too many questions.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'm the logistics.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, I think it was kind of towards the end
of decision, I was quite tired and had obviously been
pumping a pretty heavy weight.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Have you thought about joining the circus because that would
be quite act. Yeah, that would be quite the act.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That story was so good, Rebecca that our other caller
hung up.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I can't believe you have waited this long to call
our show. If you've got stories like that, where have
you been callback?
Speaker 6 (02:54):
So own?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, I know, I will, okay, good, thank you. We've
got another one.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Lex is here high lek see by Legsi.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Hi you in the Lulu Lemons? What happened?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
So?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Do you guys know what deep Popper is depop Is
it like a resale website?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah? Yees.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
So I bought these, like twenty dollars Lululemon leggings.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Second hand, yo, yeah, second hand.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I was like, oh my god, the best skill ever.
And so I wore them and it wasn't elegien, but
it was that arranging like Girl Guide right.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
I was showing my friend and I squatted in them. Oh,
I just so stretchy and then I squat it and
then they ripped like the whole team at the back.
And I was wearing a fong. I was like seventeen
at the time, and then there was like younger girls.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, oh you poor thing, LEXI, do you reckon? They
were like knock off Lulu Lemons or you think that
they were the real deal ones.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'd be writing a letter worn out?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Can you tie a switchet around your waist? Did you
have spear pants?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Oh? I? Because we were outside.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
As well, Yeah, breezy.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
I ran to the back of like where we were,
and then my friend told I'll lead it, and I
think I wore her her leading, But it was obvious
that everyone knew that because I obviously wasn't wearing brown leggings.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
After thought, you had an accident on that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Do you get like a special badge?
Speaker 7 (04:28):
I don't know, but like some people didn't see and
like I think my friend played it off, was like
I shipped my pants.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think what would you rather?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Don't?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I feel like, yeah, the option of what happened?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You tore your pants and your g string poked out,
or you soiled yourself the tour.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Your pants badge, it's very rare, hard to get.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
The booty busting badge. Thanks LEXI, great story. We asked
if you had a gym malfunction woodrobe malfunction. Someone said,
I got to cool new gin bra, one of those
ones with the zip up the mid. The whole thing
popped open under my singlet while I was teaching body step.
At least you had a single it on over the
top you thank god.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
But still, though you're teaching the class body step, there's
no way you can just press on, especially if you've
got a certain sized boob. There's no way, like dangerous.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
There's lots that have come through on us.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Someone said, not a malfunction, but you mentioned a pump class.
And I went to a pump class last week and
a guy in front of me farted in the middle
of the class, and it's stink. I was disgusted trying
to do push ups and breathe at the same time.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Lull Jim Farders A Jim Farders, it's all the protein.
Yeah yeah, and the rest of them not safe to
read out. So thanks.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
We appreciate your interactions as always, Just be aware, Just
be aware. I think you can trust, especially something that
goes under tension like leggings. I don't know if you
can trust the second end stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, I mean from that story, I'm going to be
traumatized now double bager.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We're talking professional typos after I accidentally signed off an
email to my mortgage broker today with my name.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Spelled c l I t weird.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
He's trying to he's trying to get back in touch
with you can't find.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You can't locate me, looking and looking and looking.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
So we asked professional typos, professional whoop sees you referenced
an Australian newsreader who's in the news today for a
bit of a whoopsie bree And we've actually found the
audio of it.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh great, we have. Let's let's all listen and deliberate.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
So our producer, Cordia believes that it's it's it's broadcastable
because she doesn't she doesn't believe that she puts the
tea on the end of the word okay, all right,
So she says that it's broadcastable without a censor on it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And we're going to take Laudia's word for it. This
is this is the audio.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Brown, white, and even pink. They're all types of noises
which are meant to help you sleep. But now another
color is entering the chat.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Indeed, green noise. I don't know, Claudia I don't know
about that.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It was just the first part of the word. She
didn't finish the words.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I'm dare by it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I want to I just want to distance myself from
that audio.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Two you said it was fine, Claudius at the panic
in her voice.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
I really can't about They.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Give us the five bad words each year, and that's
definitely one of them, one of them.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
The one with the tea on the end is one
of them. So it's ever a word. I won't repeat
it here. That could be good point.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, that could be Claudia's professional type.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
We want to know what yours was?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Anonymous? Good afternoon, Hi Anonymous?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Is that me?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's you?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
What was that? Hello?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (07:50):
So I was talking to a group of teenagers and
we were celebrating Pride Week, and we were raising the flag,
and I was trying to encourage them to go outside,
and I accidentally see it, guys, go outside and watch
the raising of the and I said a word that
rhymes with flag but doesn't have an eleanor.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And you were celebrating pride. Yeah, because that's a beauty,
because like, get them off the flag poll. He's been
through enough.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
They were honestly just like, absolutely roasting me the rest
of the day.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Holy smokes. Anonymous, Pride fair did you did you have
it on the brain? Obviously I don't know what was
going on.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You did, Anonymous, You're like, don't say it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Don't say.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Because it's not ever a word I would say.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Of course, of course not anonymous.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
We believe it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You don't have to convince us. You have to convince
the vulnerable teenagers that you said it in front of us.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Listen to us, Anonymous. We don't need the puff, I
mean the proof, the proof. Okay, sorry, the brain.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You're a gay caller.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You're a great caller, Anonymous, Thank you, Someone said my
friend as a teacher, he was teaching a special educlation class.
He needed to email a family to tell them that
their child's recent achievements and swimming were excellent. He sent
the email, and he realized in the sign off, instead
of writing regards, he had replaced the G with a
(09:29):
t oh.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
That's bad. Oh, it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
That it's worse than the pride fag.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
There's that is that is rough? That is real rough?
Someone said, my phone one time auto corrected cockroaches to
anal roaches.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
How how on Earth?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
What have you been right?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Does know about it?
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Why is it correcting it to that automatically?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's like when someone says, there discover page on their Instagram.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Isn't the stuff that they're interested in?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
You did that, and you did that?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What you want to correct too?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I mailed a very conservative client regarding the color scheme
for his apartment. I typed off shit instead of off white.
We could do the bathroom in off shit.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
That's so good.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
My son spilt Fanta on his jeans and then started
referring to them as his panto pents.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He is not redheaded.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
That's very good. Oh, this one brings back memories. It
says Brian Clint some thirty five years ago, we were
on a road trip myself and three mates, one other guy,
one guy, one other guy, and two girls who were
sitting in the back seat. Car was pretty small, so
at some point I intended to say, just get out,
just yell out if you want to stretch your legs.
(11:00):
What I said was just yell, yell out, if you
want to get out and spread your legs. It takes
me back to Chris Hipkins, to a Chris Hipkins. That's
the Chris Hipkins from COVID. Isn't it outside and spread
your legs?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, it surely is.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
In Uni, I group text the whole project group four
males that I had some boobs they could reference for
their parts, when in fact I had books.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That they could reference.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I bet the four university aged males that received that
text from their female co student were very mature about that,
and none of them asked to see the boobs that
you were referencing.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I bet they were very disappointed when they found out
it was books and not boobs.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I've been invited to a pubic meeting instead of a
public meeting.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Someone that I emailed the guy about a pool ladder
on trade me, but I forgot to ask. But I
forgot and text Pooh ladder instead Pooh Ladder.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I once thought I was messaging my friends with benefits
named Natasha. I was inviting her over for a very rude,
very explicit activity. Little did I know above her name
in my contact list next to Natasha was Nana, and
I pressed her name instead.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
No oh, no God, Nana would have got the fright
of her life that day. This one is genius, it said.
I meant to write to a client for interiors one
point five meter diameter desk shape pendance, but it auto
corrected to one point five meter diameter dick shape pendit.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
There's some big dick shape pendants.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's got big energy. That one.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I sent a memo to my co workers about twenty
years ago telling them about drinks and nipples after work
instead of drinks and nibbles. Have to say it was
joked about for years to come. Yeah, drinks and nipples
sounds lovely after work, actually very good.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Someone said we have a distribution center in Hornby. I
accidentally emailed our entire team saying Horny instead.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I was waiting.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I was waiting tables when I was younger and we
had duck liver Pete on the specials menu. I was
nervous and I was reading it to a table and
I said dick lover Pete instead.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
It's crazy how much just one or two letters can
change the whole situation.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Especially when you're nervous and you're like, don't say dick
licker Pete. Don't say dick lover Pete. Don't say it
like this one. I once said blow jobs instead of
Joe blogs in a work just your average blow jobs.
(13:57):
That's very oh good, all right, thanks guys, the best bed.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
We're distracted by these messages that are coming in about
Undy emergencies. Okay, that's the topic. We just talked to,
How too, Dad who's in Melbourne for the Very Fancy
if one Grand Prix and he's having to wash his
undies in the sink and hang them up in.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
The hotel room to drive to do that. He took
like three pairs of underwear with him for a five
day trip.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, so he has to wash them. It's an UNDY emergency. Bree.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Just don't understand how you can only take three pairs
of underwear.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
So we want to know traveling or not. What was
the under emergency that you faced? Jeff is on the phone.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Good day, Jeff, Hi Jeff, Hey, how's it going good?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Thanks? What was your under emergency? Jeff?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
My wife and I were backpacking around the south of
France in summer and a stinking hot day in the
campground we stayed at, We're Pretty Fancy, had this amazing
swimming pool with all these islands in it and a
pulside bar. Nice and yep, so straight away we got
the list go for a swim my wife went straight
in and jumped in, and I went to go and
jump in, and the owner comes out starting pointing at
my board shorts and waving his finger and going no, no, no,
(15:01):
on the law. And then he started saying this funny word,
slipped the bum, slipped the bun. And I didn't know
what he was talking about, but we worked out basically,
you couldn't get into the pool unless you're wearing speedos,
which which I didn't have. Right, and then my wife's
there and then the pology says, I've got a pair
of I've got a pair of black knickers you could wear,
which is stuff like a pair of Todos. And I
(15:22):
stop and I said, there's no way in hell I'm
not wearing woman's knickers. Yeah, any stay, I just sat
on the side of the pool and it got hotter
and harder and hotter. Half an hour goes by, forty
five minutes. Then the pulside bar opened. I was like,
bugget where are youngdies? And I went and grabbed him
and jumped on the pool and head behind an island
for the rest of the time.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Five star story, m five star story. That is how
you tell it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And was it a song or a normal pair of briefs.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Thank god it was a pair of normal brief.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
On my arm.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
There are flat fronts the woman's under There is no.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Room in there, no room.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Of a side side side ball.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You had a moose snuckle hanging out. I had to
strategically stack everything so that it fit like.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Into the drag queen.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
You had to do penis balls.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Oh man, great texts on this. We asked you about
your under emergencies.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Here's a good e. Someone said, My hobby took me
for lunch on my thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
That's lovely.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Silky dress equals no undies, no underwear.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Line.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Got home and my friends had surprised me with a
bouncy castle for my birthday party. I tried multiple delicate ways.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
To climb through the entrance hole before having to admit
to my thirty guests that they just had to wait
a while while.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I went inside and put some undies on. Nobody, nobody
expects to get surprised by a bouncy castle.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
No, not when I think there was.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The one time she felt confident enough to go commando
and then she comes home and there's a bouncy castle
in her friend, that's always the way.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
And here's the thing, Like she was worried about climbing
into the castle, But what about when you get in
there and you got the bounce?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I mean it would feel liberating, but it could be
a bit of a visual.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, would definitely feel liberating. This one's pretty good. It
says during the second lockdown, I got stuck at my
then newish boyfriend's place. I had two pairs of knickers
with me his dog CV eight one pair, So I
had one pair for the next three weeks. Oh my god,
(17:40):
no shops were open to go buy another pair. Wow,
that is dire.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Has don't you you gotta you have to you fast,
you fast forward the relationship.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
But if it's like how new, like everyone is awkward
in those new stages of a relationship. I don't think
I'm asking my partner, hey, can I borrow you nickers?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, he'd probably be like, babe, why are you washing
your andy so much? Why are you washing your undy
so much?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
She would have had to tell him.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
When I was a teenager, I went camping with my family.
Someone went into our tent and stole the majority of
my underwear.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
That sounds like a weird sick fetish.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That someone was also so annoying, like why all your undy? Yes,
sick fetish, but also how inconvenient?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
So inconvenient?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Someone I said, I lived near how To Dad, and
I always see him on his stand up pedal board
wearing his holy undies. There should be a law against him.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Buy some new underwear, Jordan, Like, you make enough money.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Someone said, can we start to give a little page
to get Jordan.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Some monday he can afford his own underpants.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I was at a fine dining restaurant one particular night.
I had far too many wines and I went to
the toilet. On the way to the toilet, I needed
to release a bit of wind, but I shouted and
stashed in the toilet. I took them off and just
threw them in the rubbish bin and went commando for
the rest of the night. Can you imagine this Michelin
Star restaurant. It's cleaning up after a big night, and
(19:10):
they're like, what is that in the waste paper bin?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I want to know, do you think that was a
man or a woman?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I felt woman.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I felt woman too, Yeah, I felt yeah, I felt
like it was a woman.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It was the wine thing for me, but that could
be anyone.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
But yeah, yeah, I'm picturing it at the beer ward
pictured a woman and she's sitting in the cubicle and
she sees what happens and she's like, oh, I guess
I'm ditching these.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, there are a few of these that we can't read,
but they're very funny.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Just read them off there and had fun to that
we read.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Them and they were very funny.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
The biggest family secret that has been a secret in
your family? That's why we're asking this afternoon, And is
it out.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yet or are you sitting on it? Have you been
charged with the family only secret? This person wants to
be anonymous, highnonymous.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
High anonymous.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hi, we appreciate you sharing with us and we're happy
to keep you anonymous. But what's the big family secret
in your family?
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Yes, so my uncle, my mum's brother had a number of.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Affairs, okay, which resulted in a baby with his wife's sister.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So he had an affair with his wife's sister, yes,
and got her pregnant and had baby.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Also, a baby with his brother's wife is cal.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
He only has babies with people that.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Has owls, like talk about shouldn't we.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Eat big time? God, that's chaos.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
It's so messy. And did all of this come out
like eventually? Yes?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I think everyone about it.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
This is a weird question to ask you a bit.
Do you say he's your uncle? Yes, it's a weird
question to ask you about your uncle.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Is he good looking?
Speaker 5 (21:10):
I was surprised to hear about all of these gotchayos?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Jeez, juicy, that's God, that is juicy. Josh is here? Hey, Josh?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Hi, Josh, Hey, Hey, first time listener, long time caller.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
No, that's not right, close enough, Josh, the first time listener,
long time caller would be weird. Yep, we got it.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
We give what we can get, though, Josh, if you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Hey, I'm read your family secret and it's quite good.
Can you share it with us?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yeah, So my dad died when I was nineteen. But
before he died, he was pretty famous for chocolate log
that he used to make.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Okay, yes, cool, love a chocolate log?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
You pretty good? And at a funeral that's all anyone
could talk about was the chocolate log. Family secret is
that they were still thought free.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
And he just said that he homemade them. The whole time.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah, he'd whip up some fresh cream and put that
in the middle.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Amazing, What a legend.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Where where did you say he was getting them from? Michelle?
You know what's nice about that, Josh?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Is that?
Speaker 8 (22:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That means even though your father has passed, hopefully you
can still go and get his famous chocolate log.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Good point, Good point.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Oh, I love that family secret.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
That's so good that he would be laughing too, to
know that it came out after me like those suckers.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Great cool mate, This one's quite juicy. It says it's
still technically a secret, but my dad's father has at
least two children with other women. The only reason my
dad knows is because a random woman approached him twenty
years ago saying that she was his half sister. No
one acknowledg is it? But everyone knows. How awkward, how
(23:03):
awkward that everyone knows. You should just talk about it,
and I mean very complicated telling that. That person said
my dad's father and not my grandfather though, isn't it? Yeah,
not calling him granddad, It's so true.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
It's dad's father. We asked, what's the big family secret?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Someone said, my great uncle Billy owed a lot of
very questionable people a lot of money. He allegedly died
and was cremated, with nobody in the family identifying his body.
Years later, someone spotted him in cans in France. Couldn't
find him a second time. This was the sixties. He
(23:42):
probably paid off an official to say that he was dead.
My nan used to call him the slippery thing.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
That is so scandalous.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Wow, it's like a bond film.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Someone else takes through. We're asking about your biggest family secrets.
They said. My auntie was happily married until she learned
that she couldn't get pregnant. They adopted a baby, which
turned out was her husband's child out of wedlock. Oh nah,
that's so off. Obviously she wouldn't have known, or maybe
(24:14):
she did know.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Wait, child out of widlock.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
So he's went and had an affair, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Not necessarily it sounds like it could have been a
child that he had before the marriage. Child out of
widlock just means the baby was born before they were married.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
The way it's written, I feel like he's had an affair,
had a secret baby. Yeah, and then they've adopted the
secret baby. Hey, I know a baby we could have
We could have this baby. It looks kind of like me.
Someone else takes her and said, I was telling my
dad one time about someone who lost their premature baby,
and he just says, well, that also happened to your mother.
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It was your twin. What just like it was nothing.
I was twenty at the time.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
He just bombshelled you that you were a twin all
along and you didn't know. That's that's not Claudia. Can
you please pre.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Read that big, long one from Shay and see if
it's okay for us to read out because we can't
read it on the fly, and I don't want to
get halfway through it and be like, oh Christ, we
shouldn't be reading this. In the meantime, we can deal
with this one. Someone said. We asked what it's a
big family secret. They said, my cousin's dad is also
her great uncle. My cousin's dad.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
WHOA figure that one out?
Speaker 8 (25:27):
WHOA?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I haven't pre read this one. Should I risk it?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I can risk it. My grandma had a baby in
nineteen fifty one before she met my granddad. Normal story,
baby was adopted out, et cetera. I have met my
new aunt and we have a great relationship. I'm staying
with my grandma at the moment in between houses. She's
ninety four and still thinks no one knows about the secret.
(25:51):
So you have met your aunt and you everyone knows.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Wow, my grandma just passed away at ninety six. She
has been claiming a widow's pinchion since twenty eight years old.
My grandpa is still alive.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That's Claudia. What's the verdict on the long one?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
It's appropriate, but it didn't fully make sense.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
No, I'm not reading it there No, okay, Arragon. That's
worse than when you get halfway through and it's inappropriate.
You get halfway through, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
You're like, oh, I haven't pre read this one. I'm
just I'm feeling crazy. Let's go with this. My ex
hooked up with my brother's girlfriend, who is now my
brother's wife.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
My ex hooked up with my brother's girlfriend who is
now my brother's wife.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
So let's just say my ex hooked up with my
brother's wife. But me and my ex are not together anymore.
No one knows apart from me. So every time you
would see your brother's wife, you know that your brother's
wife che it on him with your ex. Yep, and
he doesn't know. And he doesn't know that, you know,
(27:05):
how do you keep that secret? You're only keeping it
secret for your brother's sake. Yeah, because screw everybody else
in that situation. Of course, I know you X already
did that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Play zitims Brian clint On, Answer, Facebook, TikTok
Speaker 3 (27:19):
And live weekdays from three on ZIM
You tapped it, so we're playing it and Clint the podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Zis Bri and Clint thanks to KFC. We're talking gim
wardrobe malfunctions. There's a story in the news today that
a new set of Lululemon tights may not give you
the coverage you need, not all Lulu limons. Can I
say I wear the Lululemons at the gym?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Me too?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
And no one's seen my booty hole in the gym.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I can't comment if they have seen mine or not.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, no one's told me they've seen it. It's just
these new ones called the get Low range.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Are you wearing the Lululemon bike pants or tights?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Now?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No shorts and t shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Let's hope they're not seeing a good and a good
good something's gone awfully wrong if they have.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Nobody wants that.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So we asked, what was your gym wardrobe malfunction? Rebecca's
caught up? Rebecca, Rebecca, Hello, Can.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I just say, long, long, long, long time listener, first
time caller.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
You and what a topic to call in for your
first time Rebecca.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You make it good, so would Jim. Wardrobe malfunction? It
happened to you? What happened.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Yes, so it was actually my gym towel. Yes, I'd
put my jim tail down when I was doing CrossFit
on the workout bench. Yah, timer was exercise was over.
I had to move on to the next one. I
stood up, went to get my towel and was like,
where is it? Couldn't find it. Looked around what seemed
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like forever. The next people wanted to use the exercise,
freaking out like, where's my towel? Chipped on heading me
on the back of the legs and it was stuck up.
My booty hole was in your ass?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Crakba, it sure was.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yours? Your ass ate your towel?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Oh my god, my it did you had hungry? How
the way to ask this question? You must have some
tight But what are you working.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
With back there?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Obviously quite yeah, what a lot of junk in the squatton?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
What are your squatting.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Or back in the good days? Probably like eighty killers?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Are you in those types where it like it separates
the two butt cheeks and that's sort of.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You're asking too many questions.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'm the logistics.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, I think it was kind of towards the end
of decision, I was quite tired and had obviously been
pumping a pretty heavy weight.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Have you thought about joining the circus because that would
be quite act. Yeah, that would be quite the act.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That story was so good, Rebecca that our other caller
hung up.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I can't believe you have waited this long to call
our show. If you've got stories like that, where have
you been callback?
Speaker 6 (02:54):
So own?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Okay, I know, I will, okay, good, thank you. We've
got another one.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Lex is here high lek see by Legsi.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Hi you in the Lulu Lemons? What happened?
Speaker 4 (03:06):
So?
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Do you guys know what deep Popper is depop Is
it like a resale website?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yeah? Yees.
Speaker 7 (03:13):
So I bought these, like twenty dollars Lululemon leggings.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Second hand, yo, yeah, second hand.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
I was like, oh my god, the best skill ever.
And so I wore them and it wasn't elegien, but
it was that arranging like Girl Guide right.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (03:28):
I was showing my friend and I squatted in them. Oh,
I just so stretchy and then I squat it and
then they ripped like the whole team at the back.
And I was wearing a fong. I was like seventeen
at the time, and then there was like younger girls.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Yeah, oh you poor thing, LEXI, do you reckon? They
were like knock off Lulu Lemons or you think that
they were the real deal ones.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I'd be writing a letter worn out?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Can you tie a switchet around your waist? Did you
have spear pants?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
What did you do?
Speaker 7 (04:05):
Oh? I? Because we were outside.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
As well, Yeah, breezy.
Speaker 7 (04:10):
I ran to the back of like where we were,
and then my friend told I'll lead it, and I
think I wore her her leading, But it was obvious
that everyone knew that because I obviously wasn't wearing brown leggings.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
After thought, you had an accident on that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Do you get like a special badge?
Speaker 7 (04:28):
I don't know, but like some people didn't see and
like I think my friend played it off, was like
I shipped my pants.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
I think what would you rather?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
Don't?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I feel like, yeah, the option of what happened?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You tore your pants and your g string poked out,
or you soiled yourself the tour.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Your pants badge, it's very rare, hard to get.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
The booty busting badge. Thanks LEXI, great story. We asked
if you had a gym malfunction woodrobe malfunction. Someone said,
I got to cool new gin bra, one of those
ones with the zip up the mid. The whole thing
popped open under my singlet while I was teaching body step.
At least you had a single it on over the
top you thank god.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
But still, though you're teaching the class body step, there's
no way you can just press on, especially if you've
got a certain sized boob. There's no way, like dangerous.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
There's lots that have come through on us.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Someone said, not a malfunction, but you mentioned a pump class.
And I went to a pump class last week and
a guy in front of me farted in the middle
of the class, and it's stink. I was disgusted trying
to do push ups and breathe at the same time.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Lull Jim Farders A Jim Farders, it's all the protein.
Yeah yeah, and the rest of them not safe to
read out. So thanks.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
We appreciate your interactions as always, Just be aware, Just
be aware. I think you can trust, especially something that
goes under tension like leggings. I don't know if you
can trust the second end stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, I mean from that story, I'm going to be
traumatized now double bager.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
We're talking professional typos after I accidentally signed off an
email to my mortgage broker today with my name.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Spelled c l I t weird.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
He's trying to he's trying to get back in touch
with you can't find.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You can't locate me, looking and looking and looking.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
So we asked professional typos, professional whoop sees you referenced
an Australian newsreader who's in the news today for a
bit of a whoopsie bree And we've actually found the
audio of it.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Oh great, we have. Let's let's all listen and deliberate.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
So our producer, Cordia believes that it's it's it's broadcastable
because she doesn't she doesn't believe that she puts the
tea on the end of the word okay, all right,
So she says that it's broadcastable without a censor on it.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
And we're going to take Laudia's word for it. This
is this is the audio.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Brown, white, and even pink. They're all types of noises
which are meant to help you sleep. But now another
color is entering the chat.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Indeed, green noise. I don't know, Claudia I don't know
about that.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It was just the first part of the word. She
didn't finish the words.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
I'm dare by it.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I want to I just want to distance myself from
that audio.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Two you said it was fine, Claudius at the panic
in her voice.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
I really can't about They.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Give us the five bad words each year, and that's
definitely one of them, one of them.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
The one with the tea on the end is one
of them. So it's ever a word. I won't repeat
it here. That could be good point.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, that could be Claudia's professional type.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
We want to know what yours was?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Anonymous? Good afternoon, Hi Anonymous?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Is that me?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
That's you?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
What was that? Hello?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (07:50):
So I was talking to a group of teenagers and
we were celebrating Pride Week, and we were raising the flag,
and I was trying to encourage them to go outside,
and I accidentally see it, guys, go outside and watch
the raising of the and I said a word that
rhymes with flag but doesn't have an eleanor.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And you were celebrating pride. Yeah, because that's a beauty,
because like, get them off the flag poll. He's been
through enough.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
They were honestly just like, absolutely roasting me the rest
of the day.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Holy smokes. Anonymous, Pride fair did you did you have
it on the brain? Obviously I don't know what was
going on.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You did, Anonymous, You're like, don't say it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Don't say.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Because it's not ever a word I would say.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Of course, of course not anonymous.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
We believe it.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
You don't have to convince us. You have to convince
the vulnerable teenagers that you said it in front of us.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Listen to us, Anonymous. We don't need the puff, I
mean the proof, the proof. Okay, sorry, the brain.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You're a gay caller.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
You're a great caller, Anonymous, Thank you, Someone said my
friend as a teacher, he was teaching a special educlation class.
He needed to email a family to tell them that
their child's recent achievements and swimming were excellent. He sent
the email, and he realized in the sign off, instead
of writing regards, he had replaced the G with a
(09:29):
t oh.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
That's bad. Oh, it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
That it's worse than the pride fag.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
There's that is that is rough? That is real rough?
Someone said, my phone one time auto corrected cockroaches to
anal roaches.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
How how on Earth?
Speaker 3 (09:57):
What have you been right?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Does know about it?
Speaker 8 (09:59):
Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Why is it correcting it to that automatically?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's like when someone says, there discover page on their Instagram.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Isn't the stuff that they're interested in?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
You did that, and you did that?
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What you want to correct too?
Speaker 7 (10:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I mailed a very conservative client regarding the color scheme
for his apartment. I typed off shit instead of off white.
We could do the bathroom in off shit.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
That's so good.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
My son spilt Fanta on his jeans and then started
referring to them as his panto pents.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
He is not redheaded.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
That's very good. Oh, this one brings back memories. It
says Brian Clint some thirty five years ago, we were
on a road trip myself and three mates, one other guy,
one guy, one other guy, and two girls who were
sitting in the back seat. Car was pretty small, so
at some point I intended to say, just get out,
just yell out if you want to stretch your legs.
(11:00):
What I said was just yell, yell out, if you
want to get out and spread your legs. It takes
me back to Chris Hipkins, to a Chris Hipkins. That's
the Chris Hipkins from COVID. Isn't it outside and spread
your legs?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Yeah, it surely is.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
In Uni, I group text the whole project group four
males that I had some boobs they could reference for
their parts, when in fact I had books.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
That they could reference.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I bet the four university aged males that received that
text from their female co student were very mature about that,
and none of them asked to see the boobs that
you were referencing.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
I bet they were very disappointed when they found out
it was books and not boobs.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I've been invited to a pubic meeting instead of a
public meeting.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Someone that I emailed the guy about a pool ladder
on trade me, but I forgot to ask. But I
forgot and text Pooh ladder instead Pooh Ladder.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I once thought I was messaging my friends with benefits
named Natasha. I was inviting her over for a very rude,
very explicit activity. Little did I know above her name
in my contact list next to Natasha was Nana, and
I pressed her name instead.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
No oh, no God, Nana would have got the fright
of her life that day. This one is genius, it said.
I meant to write to a client for interiors one
point five meter diameter desk shape pendance, but it auto
corrected to one point five meter diameter dick shape pendit.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
There's some big dick shape pendants.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It's got big energy. That one.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I sent a memo to my co workers about twenty
years ago telling them about drinks and nipples after work
instead of drinks and nibbles. Have to say it was
joked about for years to come. Yeah, drinks and nipples
sounds lovely after work, actually very good.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Someone said we have a distribution center in Hornby. I
accidentally emailed our entire team saying Horny instead.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
I was waiting.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I was waiting tables when I was younger and we
had duck liver Pete on the specials menu. I was
nervous and I was reading it to a table and
I said dick lover Pete instead.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
It's crazy how much just one or two letters can
change the whole situation.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Especially when you're nervous and you're like, don't say dick
licker Pete. Don't say dick lover Pete. Don't say it
like this one. I once said blow jobs instead of
Joe blogs in a work just your average blow jobs.
(13:57):
That's very oh good, all right, thanks guys, the best bed.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
We're distracted by these messages that are coming in about
Undy emergencies. Okay, that's the topic. We just talked to,
How too, Dad who's in Melbourne for the Very Fancy
if one Grand Prix and he's having to wash his
undies in the sink and hang them up in.
Speaker 3 (14:16):
The hotel room to drive to do that. He took
like three pairs of underwear with him for a five
day trip.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, so he has to wash them. It's an UNDY emergency. Bree.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Just don't understand how you can only take three pairs
of underwear.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
So we want to know traveling or not. What was
the under emergency that you faced? Jeff is on the phone.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Good day, Jeff, Hi Jeff, Hey, how's it going good?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Thanks? What was your under emergency? Jeff?
Speaker 6 (14:40):
My wife and I were backpacking around the south of
France in summer and a stinking hot day in the
campground we stayed at, We're Pretty Fancy, had this amazing
swimming pool with all these islands in it and a
pulside bar. Nice and yep, so straight away we got
the list go for a swim my wife went straight
in and jumped in, and I went to go and
jump in, and the owner comes out starting pointing at
my board shorts and waving his finger and going no, no, no,
(15:01):
on the law. And then he started saying this funny word,
slipped the bum, slipped the bun. And I didn't know
what he was talking about, but we worked out basically,
you couldn't get into the pool unless you're wearing speedos,
which which I didn't have. Right, and then my wife's
there and then the pology says, I've got a pair
of I've got a pair of black knickers you could wear,
which is stuff like a pair of Todos. And I
(15:22):
stop and I said, there's no way in hell I'm
not wearing woman's knickers. Yeah, any stay, I just sat
on the side of the pool and it got hotter
and harder and hotter. Half an hour goes by, forty
five minutes. Then the pulside bar opened. I was like,
bugget where are youngdies? And I went and grabbed him
and jumped on the pool and head behind an island
for the rest of the time.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Five star story, m five star story. That is how
you tell it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:46):
And was it a song or a normal pair of briefs.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
Thank god it was a pair of normal brief.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
On my arm.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
There are flat fronts the woman's under There is no.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Room in there, no room.
Speaker 6 (16:02):
Of a side side side ball.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You had a moose snuckle hanging out. I had to
strategically stack everything so that it fit like.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Into the drag queen.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
You had to do penis balls.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Oh man, great texts on this. We asked you about
your under emergencies.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Here's a good e. Someone said, My hobby took me
for lunch on my thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
That's lovely.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Silky dress equals no undies, no underwear.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Line.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Got home and my friends had surprised me with a
bouncy castle for my birthday party. I tried multiple delicate ways.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
To climb through the entrance hole before having to admit
to my thirty guests that they just had to wait
a while while.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
I went inside and put some undies on. Nobody, nobody
expects to get surprised by a bouncy castle.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
No, not when I think there was.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
The one time she felt confident enough to go commando
and then she comes home and there's a bouncy castle
in her friend, that's always the way.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
And here's the thing, Like she was worried about climbing
into the castle, But what about when you get in
there and you got the bounce?
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I mean it would feel liberating, but it could be
a bit of a visual.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, would definitely feel liberating. This one's pretty good. It
says during the second lockdown, I got stuck at my
then newish boyfriend's place. I had two pairs of knickers
with me his dog CV eight one pair, So I
had one pair for the next three weeks. Oh my god,
(17:40):
no shops were open to go buy another pair. Wow,
that is dire.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Has don't you you gotta you have to you fast,
you fast forward the relationship.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
But if it's like how new, like everyone is awkward
in those new stages of a relationship. I don't think
I'm asking my partner, hey, can I borrow you nickers?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Well, he'd probably be like, babe, why are you washing
your andy so much? Why are you washing your undy
so much?
Speaker 3 (18:06):
She would have had to tell him.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
When I was a teenager, I went camping with my family.
Someone went into our tent and stole the majority of
my underwear.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
That sounds like a weird sick fetish.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That someone was also so annoying, like why all your undy? Yes,
sick fetish, but also how inconvenient?
Speaker 3 (18:27):
So inconvenient?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Someone I said, I lived near how To Dad, and
I always see him on his stand up pedal board
wearing his holy undies. There should be a law against him.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Buy some new underwear, Jordan, Like, you make enough money.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Someone said, can we start to give a little page
to get Jordan.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Some monday he can afford his own underpants.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I was at a fine dining restaurant one particular night.
I had far too many wines and I went to
the toilet. On the way to the toilet, I needed
to release a bit of wind, but I shouted and
stashed in the toilet. I took them off and just
threw them in the rubbish bin and went commando for
the rest of the night. Can you imagine this Michelin
Star restaurant. It's cleaning up after a big night, and
(19:10):
they're like, what is that in the waste paper bin?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
I want to know, do you think that was a
man or a woman?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I felt woman.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
I felt woman too, Yeah, I felt yeah, I felt
like it was a woman.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It was the wine thing for me, but that could
be anyone.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
But yeah, yeah, I'm picturing it at the beer ward
pictured a woman and she's sitting in the cubicle and
she sees what happens and she's like, oh, I guess
I'm ditching these.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, there are a few of these that we can't read,
but they're very funny.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Just read them off there and had fun to that
we read.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Them and they were very funny.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
The biggest family secret that has been a secret in
your family? That's why we're asking this afternoon, And is
it out.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yet or are you sitting on it? Have you been
charged with the family only secret? This person wants to
be anonymous, highnonymous.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
High anonymous.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hi, we appreciate you sharing with us and we're happy
to keep you anonymous. But what's the big family secret
in your family?
Speaker 6 (20:12):
Yes, so my uncle, my mum's brother had a number of.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Affairs, okay, which resulted in a baby with his wife's sister.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
So he had an affair with his wife's sister, yes,
and got her pregnant and had baby.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
Also, a baby with his brother's wife is cal.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
He only has babies with people that.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Has owls, like talk about shouldn't we.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Eat big time? God, that's chaos.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
It's so messy. And did all of this come out
like eventually? Yes?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
I think everyone about it.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
This is a weird question to ask you a bit.
Do you say he's your uncle? Yes, it's a weird
question to ask you about your uncle.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Is he good looking?
Speaker 5 (21:10):
I was surprised to hear about all of these gotchayos?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Jeez, juicy, that's God, that is juicy. Josh is here? Hey, Josh?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Hi, Josh, Hey, Hey, first time listener, long time caller.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
No, that's not right, close enough, Josh, the first time listener,
long time caller would be weird. Yep, we got it.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
We give what we can get, though, Josh, if you
know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Hey, I'm read your family secret and it's quite good.
Can you share it with us?
Speaker 7 (21:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Yeah, So my dad died when I was nineteen. But
before he died, he was pretty famous for chocolate log
that he used to make.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Okay, yes, cool, love a chocolate log?
Speaker 4 (21:55):
You pretty good? And at a funeral that's all anyone
could talk about was the chocolate log. Family secret is
that they were still thought free.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
And he just said that he homemade them. The whole time.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Yeah, he'd whip up some fresh cream and put that
in the middle.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
Amazing, What a legend.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Where where did you say he was getting them from? Michelle?
You know what's nice about that, Josh?
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Is that?
Speaker 8 (22:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That means even though your father has passed, hopefully you
can still go and get his famous chocolate log.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Good point, Good point.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Oh, I love that family secret.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
That's so good that he would be laughing too, to
know that it came out after me like those suckers.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Great cool mate, This one's quite juicy. It says it's
still technically a secret, but my dad's father has at
least two children with other women. The only reason my
dad knows is because a random woman approached him twenty
years ago saying that she was his half sister. No
one acknowledg is it? But everyone knows. How awkward, how
(23:03):
awkward that everyone knows. You should just talk about it,
and I mean very complicated telling that. That person said
my dad's father and not my grandfather though, isn't it? Yeah,
not calling him granddad, It's so true.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
It's dad's father. We asked, what's the big family secret?
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Someone said, my great uncle Billy owed a lot of
very questionable people a lot of money. He allegedly died
and was cremated, with nobody in the family identifying his body.
Years later, someone spotted him in cans in France. Couldn't
find him a second time. This was the sixties. He
(23:42):
probably paid off an official to say that he was dead.
My nan used to call him the slippery thing.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
That is so scandalous.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Wow, it's like a bond film.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Someone else takes through. We're asking about your biggest family secrets.
They said. My auntie was happily married until she learned
that she couldn't get pregnant. They adopted a baby, which
turned out was her husband's child out of wedlock. Oh nah,
that's so off. Obviously she wouldn't have known, or maybe
(24:14):
she did know.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Wait, child out of widlock.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
So he's went and had an affair, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Not necessarily it sounds like it could have been a
child that he had before the marriage. Child out of
widlock just means the baby was born before they were married.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
The way it's written, I feel like he's had an affair,
had a secret baby. Yeah, and then they've adopted the
secret baby. Hey, I know a baby we could have
We could have this baby. It looks kind of like me.
Someone else takes her and said, I was telling my
dad one time about someone who lost their premature baby,
and he just says, well, that also happened to your mother.
(24:49):
It was your twin. What just like it was nothing.
I was twenty at the time.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
He just bombshelled you that you were a twin all
along and you didn't know. That's that's not Claudia. Can
you please pre.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Read that big, long one from Shay and see if
it's okay for us to read out because we can't
read it on the fly, and I don't want to
get halfway through it and be like, oh Christ, we
shouldn't be reading this. In the meantime, we can deal
with this one. Someone said. We asked what it's a
big family secret. They said, my cousin's dad is also
her great uncle. My cousin's dad.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
WHOA figure that one out?
Speaker 8 (25:27):
WHOA?
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I haven't pre read this one. Should I risk it?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I can risk it. My grandma had a baby in
nineteen fifty one before she met my granddad. Normal story,
baby was adopted out, et cetera. I have met my
new aunt and we have a great relationship. I'm staying
with my grandma at the moment in between houses. She's
ninety four and still thinks no one knows about the secret.
(25:51):
So you have met your aunt and you everyone knows.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Wow, my grandma just passed away at ninety six. She
has been claiming a widow's pinchion since twenty eight years old.
My grandpa is still alive.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That's Claudia. What's the verdict on the long one?
Speaker 3 (26:17):
It's appropriate, but it didn't fully make sense.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
No, I'm not reading it there No, okay, Arragon. That's
worse than when you get halfway through and it's inappropriate.
You get halfway through, it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
You're like, oh, I haven't pre read this one. I'm
just I'm feeling crazy. Let's go with this. My ex
hooked up with my brother's girlfriend, who is now my
brother's wife.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
My ex hooked up with my brother's girlfriend who is
now my brother's wife.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
So let's just say my ex hooked up with my
brother's wife. But me and my ex are not together anymore.
No one knows apart from me. So every time you
would see your brother's wife, you know that your brother's
wife che it on him with your ex. Yep, and
he doesn't know. And he doesn't know that, you know,
(27:05):
how do you keep that secret? You're only keeping it
secret for your brother's sake. Yeah, because screw everybody else
in that situation. Of course, I know you X already
did that.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
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