September 29, 2023 • 23 mins
The Navy will start randomly testing SEALs and special warfare troops for steroids. Meanwhile, during a Trump campaign speech in South Carolina in which he mentions windmills and whales, we imagine what Trump narrating a NatGeo documentary would sound like.
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Dana Lashes of Search Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. All right, So a
couple of things we're having. Iwould like to today's like the day of
having like major crazy difficulties with taxHo'll forgive me here, I'm trying to
(00:26):
do everything I can. Let's seethe couple of things there we had this.
Uh, I'm trying to pull acouple of things up here. I
may have to have you pull itup. King. Actually, I'm having
such a hard time here with everything. Oh here, we got this all
right. Florida man accused the cycleaccused the cyclist of being with the CIA,
(00:48):
tried headbutting. Police told officers totake him to jail. Well,
he is a cyclist, you know, so you know what do you expect
now? The Jupiter, Florida twonine one one calls replaced Tuesday night regarding
to hit run, a cardoing donutsin a parking lot, and a man
whose bike was run over by recklessdriver. The driver, thirty one year
old Jesse Martinez, was found byauthorities on the side of the South Coastal
Highway in his SUV he smelled likea liquor bottle, according to the arrest
(01:11):
report, and before the police couldtake him into custody, they dealt with
kicking, headbutting, a violent threatmaking, and a peculiar witness statement.
So they he's a thirty four yearold bicyclist a blaze Steinbach. They said
prior to that they had contacted thisguy who said he was nearly run over.
But yeah, they when they gotthere, he accused his victim of
(01:34):
working with the CIA and that that'swhy apparently he had targeted him. So
Martinez allegedly ran down Steinbach, causinghim to leap out of the way,
leave his bicycle to be hit.And then when they finished taking the sicklist
statement, it was the driver's turn. He a dui investigation. He failed
every test. He couldn't even hecouldn't touch, he old the toe in
any step, and so they endedup taking him to jail. So he's
(01:57):
got seven charges, a whole bunchof charges. I mean, there's people
I don't know. Oh my gosh, check this out, Florida. It's
an Alabama school bus, but it'sa Florida man. He impersonates a student
to ride with a fifteen year oldgirl. Florida. Man's under arrest because
(02:20):
he got on a school bus toimpersonate himself as a student or to personate
himself as a student to ride witha fifteen year old girl place on Wednesday,
were dispatched to Enterprise High School aftera teacher discovered the twenty three year
old dude from Popino on the bus. Dennis Wimberley, twenty three years old
was immediately taken into custody on acharge of criminal trespass. They learned that
(02:43):
he arranged to meet the fifteen yearold got on the bus, she assisted
him in getting him on the bus, and they had transmitted obscene material via
cell phone. So he's charged withsecond degree rape unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia.
He was booked into a Coffee Countyjail where he remains held without bond.
(03:04):
Man that Dudy's gonna have a wreckerforever and also this guy was arrested
for it was a possession of athreatened tortoise. Edric Acres fifty three of
Eustace, Florida. Discharge for thepossession of the threatened go for tortoise,
which poor little baby had to livein a five gallon bucket, so he
was arrested taken in testing guess fora turtle. Does it seem like every
(03:28):
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DAINTA to nine nine eight eight ninenine. Can I I saw this?
(04:39):
I have some serious thoughts on this. So the Associated Press says the Navy
is going to start randomly testing SpecialOperations troops for steroids, the first such
program in the US military. Okay, I am made of so many simultaneous
(05:00):
comments, all firing off in myhead at the exact same time. There
seems to be a little bit ofinconsistency here. So where do I start
it? Where do I start?My first thought is I wants my spec
ops juice to the absolute heavens numberone, number two. You're going to
(05:29):
be upset if spec ops are usingsteroids, but you're not going to be
upset if someone wants to chop offtheir schlong. I'll ah Dresden Dolls backs
or Dresden Dolls sex change song andbecome like have a gender reassignment surgery.
What help I am? Really?Hasn't it always kind of been well,
(05:54):
I mean, it's always been knownwhen you go into special disciplines within arm
within armed services, there's certain thingsthat happen in order for our soldiers to
be super effective at their particular missions. And they know it. We know
it. That goes with the territory. Now we're gonna what Wait a minute.
(06:17):
I I mean, if you area dude, you want to be
a chick, that's okay, butheaven forbid you be on steroids. Giga
chad? What? Yeah? Likewhat what in the world? What military
can be weakened but we can't havegiggad chads. I don't get it.
(06:40):
It's a maam. Wait, whyam I doing that? Because I have
it here? Wait a minute,hold up, hold up, hold up,
excuse me, it's ma'am. Itis ma'am. Well she's a guy.
So yeah, true, yeah,you know, so I say,
I I I. So that's they'regonna start doing this. They've already made
(07:03):
the decision to start it, accordingto AP. So they're gonna start randomly
testing spec ops for steroids. Firsttime this has ever happened. Can you
randomly? Whoa who are you?Dah man? I can't say that what
I was just gonna say? Cango ahead? What are you gonna say?
What if you finish the sentence,we're gonna start testing for steroids to
(07:24):
make sure they're on steroids, Like, then I'd be okay with it.
Then I'd be fine, Yeah,because I want them on steroids. I
want those guys to be the mostjacked Gigga Chad's out there. Yeah.
Yeah, because that's because that's that'sbecause that's what I want. So if
you're testing for steroids to make surethey're taking steroids, I'm cool with that.
(07:45):
Yeah. If you're testing to liketo make sure they're on them,
I want that. I would likethat. But so spec ops can't use
steroids, but trainees can. Taxpayerscan fund trainees sex change surgery. Well
(08:05):
wait a minute, what if youneed to be on steroids because you're a
chick who wants to idea as adude? Is that a thing that they
do. Is that one of thethings that they take to be like,
well, I don't know, likewhat if they want to, you know,
get jacked or something. I don'tknow like how that works. I
mean, we don't know enough abouthormones periods, so I know about as
much as they know already about longterm abuse of hormones. For the human
(08:28):
body. So we're equal there,and that's true. There's no long term
studies fight me. That's that's sowe're equal with that knowledge base. I
mean, I I want them tobe on all the roids. Give them
all the tea, give them allthe roids, give them everything, like
you said, gigod Chads. Here'sa story. Well, my grandfather was
(08:54):
in World War Two. He wason USS Alabama. I have no idea
how he was on the USUS Alabama. And here's why I say. This
dude was like six three Okay,my grandpa was a giga chad. He
was not fat. We have likea crazy metabolism in our family. My
grandfather was shredded wheat till the dayhe died. He was a rancher though,
(09:16):
like he had you know he washe I mean was fit. Dude
was washboard. He was just likeshredded all the way up until he passed,
like we were. It just it'show he was. It was life.
And when he was in the navy. And the reason I say I
don't know how he was on thisship because if you were, they sleep,
(09:37):
I don't know how he slept there. Their bunks were like wee little
bitty. I don't know how anyof these dudes slept there. I mean
maybe if you were like a toddler, you could fit, but I don't
know how it happened. Anyway,long story short, he we found out
after he was in the VA becausehe was exposed to a tone of radiation
(10:00):
apparently, I guess they were.They were like within fall out range after
the bomb was dropped. He regardlesswhen he went in because he had like
apparently this wild slow growing cancer.It was like the slowest growing cancer apparently
that they had seen. They wrotepapers on what he had, and apparently
was him and some other veterans,and they discovered that he had been exposed
(10:22):
to a ton of radiation. Right, so he's in you know, the
being We're hearing all these stories forthe first time because that generation just never
talked about it, right, Imean, my gosh, you wouldn't even
know some of them were in thewar unless they were a hat. They
just didn't talk about it. Andwhen he was in the hospital, you
know, my mom and her siblingshad to ask Dad what happened, because
(10:46):
why were you exposed to so muchradiation? This is crazy? And that's
when he was telling them about whathe saw during the war. And then
it came out he was on theUSS Missouri when they signed the tree with
Japan and we thought, well,how did that happen? And he was
like, oh, maybe it's becauseit was from Missouri and we're like,
(11:09):
no, no, no, that'sthat doesn't sound right. Well, as
it turns out, we figured outwhy. So I love the psy ops.
I love how they thought they pickedtall giga chats to stand on the
route where the Emperor and the Japanesedelegation walked. The tallest guys in the
navy they picked to stand there sothey'd look like giants when the Japanese came
(11:33):
to surrender. My grandpa was sixthree, good figure. That's why he
was on USS Missouri because he washuge. He's a giga chat, tall
and lean, a mean machine.And I want that for our military.
I want them to be able tobe total giga chats, right, So
(11:56):
I don't see why this is.I don't get this. Why is there
Oh my gosh, we can't havespec ops cheating to go after terrorists.
So heavens no, are you takingperformance enhancing as kicking drugs? We just
need to find out about this.We can't have it. It wouldn't be
pets. What would you call that? Pia kadids? Are you guys cheating
(12:20):
to kill the bad guys? Weneed to find out. Really, this
is a major League baseball. Iwant you to be cheating. Who is
it that said war is cheating?Who wins the war? Who war is
cheating? Who is it that saidthat? I need to know that?
Hang on, I we're not goinganyway. And I figured out Friday.
(12:43):
What is it that they there?I swear this was like a where do
we just read? I literally justread something about this? Anyone who says
you don't cheat? No, ifyou're not. If you're not cheating,
then you're not you're not really fighting. I don't want to hear it.
So I, oh, you knowwhat? You know what it was in
Lions Tail shared in series, soapparently it wasn't like a total But you
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It's time for Dana's Quick five.So this is interesting. New York
is sinking. NASA has revealed hotspotsthat are dipping more than twice as fast
as the entire metropolitan region. Theyinclude Lugwardia. They've dropped point fifteen inches
annually, and they said that it'sreally it's sinking under the weight of skyscrapers.
(14:31):
Okay, so, but every horrormovie that I've ever seen, it's
built on a network of tunnels thatgo down into a pit where a monster
lives. So how does that work? How does it seek? Wouldn't just
fall through? It's like very venicey. I'm just gonna say, it's very
very venice like. Let's see acress a crashing coming. Entire US treasury
(14:52):
yield curve moves toward or above fivepercent, raising the risk that something's going
to break. All the things aregoing to break. I don't like this
either. I don't like any ofthis. You know, I'm just m
all right. So we'll talk.We'll come back to more economic stuff.
This is kind of interesting. Avery unique George Washington letter written in seventeen
(15:13):
seventy seven, or which he saidGod in Heaven in the American Independence emerges
for sale for the first time.It's been valued at two hundred and seventy
five thousand dollars by a collection auctionhouse in Philadelphia. And it's the only
Washington letter from the Revolutionary War mentioningHeaven. Now it's a daily mail piece,
(15:35):
which means that their headlines are barelyliterate, and the leads buried,
and they and their sentences in prepositionbecause God helped them. None of them
ever went to j school and learnedhow to write a balance sentence or spell.
But ultimately it means that he saysthat God and haven't supported the American
independence in this letter, And it'sthe only letter during the Revolutionary War in
which he's mentioned Heaven and mentioned inthis regard. But it was written in
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October seventeen seventy seven, right afteryou heard about the first victory over the
British during the Revolutionary War. Sothat went on sale. It looks so
it's going to fetch you know,if you've got if you've got a nice
n or six figures two hundred andseventy something laying around two hundred seventy thousand
laying around, it can be yours. What would you do with it?
Though? I mean you'd have toput it in a special case because it's
this like old timey parchment and youknow, all of this stuff. So,
(16:21):
cannabis overuse is linked to heart failureand heart attacks, according to a
study from Forbes. People say thatwe'd is we'd use as really skyrocketing though,
is it? It's been legalized ina lot of states recently. So
I imagine they, you know,because I know like a ton of conservatives
and libertarians. And it's weird becauseyou would always think the libertarians are the
(16:42):
potheads. They're not, though,Like I don't know any libertarians that actually
I don't know. But so whenthey say overuse cannabis and they talking about
the fancy stuff that you get andlike those California shops where they have it
by different types, is that what'sso? Really? So did they say
that adults who overuse I didn't knowif you could do it cannabis sixty percent
(17:03):
are more likely to experience heart failure, strokes, and heart attacks compared to
adults of the same age and genderwithout what they call cannabis used disorder,
which is a stupid phrase. Stopmaking something a product for big pharma,
can we please? Not everything isa syndrome. Not everything is a disorder.
Stop it. It's led by ateam of researchers in Canada, and
(17:26):
they said it was a report publishedThursday by Addiction thirty thousand participants, so
they actually did, you know,look at a pretty significant portion of them.
And apparently cannabis used disorder impacts aroundtwenty seven to thirty four percent use
it. What is that used todisorder? Just because they overuse it?
That's so dumb? All right?So I have to because this is one
(17:47):
of the funniest sound bites of theweek, and it's about nature. It's
about nature, guys. Nature.So apparently South Carolina has wind turbines in
the ocean and it's a free It'sa serious issue, but it's just still
funny because think about it, it'slike wind turbines in the oceans. You
(18:07):
know, Nature's blenders. It's theoceans blender. Okay, it is.
It's a scrambling up, scrambling upall your whales and dolphins, you know.
So why are you laughing? It'sstill can I just say windmills are
the stupidest damn thing I've ever Theyare so stupid. If I was an
alien, I'd want to blow upour planet because they'd be like, look
at these stupid people putting up thesestupid and they're not like the rounded ones
(18:33):
either, like like then the cuteones that you see over in like the
Netherlands and stuff with the tulips,they're they're giant space knives. That's what
they're they're they're there are a bunchof damn knives and they would just spin
them around. That's what we Andthen we're like, damn, it's killing
the eagles and everything. Shocking,Like what do you think was gonna happen?
(18:56):
Anyway? Oh? I great?What time did I say in this
last night? Hell, I don'teven know it was. What time did
I? Oh? Too terribly late? Oh no, it wasn't at all.
What am I thinking of? Ohno, wait, that that is
late. No, I'm looking andtrying to remember when I did this.
Okay, so I and it wasn'ttoo bad. So Trump was speaking,
I don't know where was he athe was in Was he in South Carolina?
(19:18):
Yeah? It was in Summerville,and he was talking about like you
know, the windmills and stuff andwhales, and I just about to die
because I was listening to it,and my first it just was funny because
I'm like it. He needs ahost in nat Geo series, listen to
(19:38):
this, Listen to this. Thisis too funny, but you have a
better chance of being struck by lightningthan hitting a whale with your boat.
There has only been listened to this. One such whale killed off the coast
of South Carolina in the last fiftyyears. But on the other hand,
their windmills are causing whales to dieand numbers never seen before. Nobody he
(20:00):
does anything about that. They're washingup and show I saw it. This
weekend, three of them came up. They wouldn't You wouldn't see it once
a year. Now they're coming upon a weekly basis. The windmills.
They're driving them crazy. They're drivingdriving the whales. I think a little
batty, a little batty batty whaleslike cong bat or regular bat like I'm
(20:23):
just like that SoundBite from Joe Bidenor regular bat whack bat. So what
gets me? Those people were cheeringat one point, and I know people
like to applaud. It's like,no, no, no, don't applaud
the whales getting scrambled out of theocean. Don't do that. Stop.
But have you seen those windmills?Off the I googled it. I was
googling it. You can google SouthCarolina and then you can do South Carolina
(20:47):
Coast and I think I did windmills, and it's the offshore wind and they're
again, they're giant damn knives.It's like you put some giant knives out
in the sky and and I meanthey they it's it's it looks like you
got a bunch of damn gin zoomknives out squirreling around in the and the
(21:10):
sky. It's chopping up all ourbirds. I'm kidding, but that it's
a serious issue. Actually, Idon't want to make light of it.
It's actually a serious issue. Andthey're ugly. There's so it's so bad.
Remember was it Teddy Kennedy when theywere talking about doing offshore wind development
near their compound, and Teddy Kennedywas like, we're not having any of
that. You know, the biggreen guy left a woman to dine upon.
(21:30):
Uh. They they actually fought that. They fought the development. So
the wind farms. I like howthey call it a wind farm, but
that's that's that's what they have itall out. It's just this goofy looking
especially when we have again, renewableenergy. We have fossil fuels, that's
(21:52):
renewable energy. These just look dumb. They look dumb. I think that's
a it's a blight up on theearth. And again they look like giant
ginzoo knives out there. But theythey apparently what is it like they're like
four over like they're over a thousandfeet they have they have some that uh
uh, it's like taller than thetallest building in North Carolina. The turbines
(22:18):
that they were trying to plan forthat we're gonna be off, kiddie hawk.
I think it was for tuning intothe Dad podcast. A taller describe
Apple podcast, Spotify, wherever youget yours taller than the the PNC and
rally. They're huge, They're goofylooking. It's like attack on Titan stuff,
(22:41):
isn't it. That's what I thinkof it is. By the way,
Kane sidebar, do you think thatthat's how tall they are? Like
if it was real life, howtall the Titans? I don't know it
would it be like the tall likethe height of a wind turbine a thousand
feet? Yeah, I'm just wondering. I'm just I'm just wondering that's just
(23:02):
funny, but I mean it isa serious issue. I mean, they
had what the there's there's they're drivingthe whales a little batty is actually hysterical
though that is funny. But thenyou have the people like, actually,
yeah, no, the but thewind is the wind industry. They're the
ones who are Like Michael Shellenberger hadan interesting piece on this. He was
(23:23):
like, they're they're saying that thatthey're not actually killing whales, but they
are. And then new boat trafficis colliding with whales, and then they
have the high descible sonar that isseparating the calves from the the whale mothers
and it sends them into harm's way. There's like a whole documentary at about
this that's all about, you know, all this stuff going on in the
North Atlantic and the problem that thethat they're having with whales out there because
(23:47):
of all this. It's i mean, it sounds goofy and you want to
laugh your head off about it becausebut it's true. All of it's true.
Dana Lashes of Search Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. All right, So a
couple of things we're having. Iwould like to today's like the day of
having like major crazy difficulties with taxHo'll forgive me here, I'm trying to
(00:26):
do everything I can. Let's seethe couple of things there we had this.
Uh, I'm trying to pull acouple of things up here. I
may have to have you pull itup. King. Actually, I'm having
such a hard time here with everything. Oh here, we got this all
right. Florida man accused the cycleaccused the cyclist of being with the CIA,
(00:48):
tried headbutting. Police told officers totake him to jail. Well,
he is a cyclist, you know, so you know what do you expect
now? The Jupiter, Florida twonine one one calls replaced Tuesday night regarding
to hit run, a cardoing donutsin a parking lot, and a man
whose bike was run over by recklessdriver. The driver, thirty one year
old Jesse Martinez, was found byauthorities on the side of the South Coastal
Highway in his SUV he smelled likea liquor bottle, according to the arrest
(01:11):
report, and before the police couldtake him into custody, they dealt with
kicking, headbutting, a violent threatmaking, and a peculiar witness statement.
So they he's a thirty four yearold bicyclist a blaze Steinbach. They said
prior to that they had contacted thisguy who said he was nearly run over.
But yeah, they when they gotthere, he accused his victim of
(01:34):
working with the CIA and that that'swhy apparently he had targeted him. So
Martinez allegedly ran down Steinbach, causinghim to leap out of the way,
leave his bicycle to be hit.And then when they finished taking the sicklist
statement, it was the driver's turn. He a dui investigation. He failed
every test. He couldn't even hecouldn't touch, he old the toe in
any step, and so they endedup taking him to jail. So he's
(01:57):
got seven charges, a whole bunchof charges. I mean, there's people
I don't know. Oh my gosh, check this out, Florida. It's
an Alabama school bus, but it'sa Florida man. He impersonates a student
to ride with a fifteen year oldgirl. Florida. Man's under arrest because
(02:20):
he got on a school bus toimpersonate himself as a student or to personate
himself as a student to ride witha fifteen year old girl place on Wednesday,
were dispatched to Enterprise High School aftera teacher discovered the twenty three year
old dude from Popino on the bus. Dennis Wimberley, twenty three years old
was immediately taken into custody on acharge of criminal trespass. They learned that
(02:43):
he arranged to meet the fifteen yearold got on the bus, she assisted
him in getting him on the bus, and they had transmitted obscene material via
cell phone. So he's charged withsecond degree rape unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia.
He was booked into a Coffee Countyjail where he remains held without bond.
(03:04):
Man that Dudy's gonna have a wreckerforever and also this guy was arrested
for it was a possession of athreatened tortoise. Edric Acres fifty three of
Eustace, Florida. Discharge for thepossession of the threatened go for tortoise,
which poor little baby had to livein a five gallon bucket, so he
was arrested taken in testing guess fora turtle. Does it seem like every
(03:28):
time you turn around or open upyour wallet, you're shocked at the changes
that have directly impacted your life injust two and a half years. There's
something that you can do to protectthe value of your hard earned savings and
retirement accounts. Contact the folks atAmerican Hartford Gold and talk to them about
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the fruits of your hard work andprotect your future. So do what I
(03:50):
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today at eight six six eight eightseven eleven eighty eight that's eight six six
eight eight seven eleven eighty eight.Or text data to nine nine eight eight
nine nine that's eight six six eighteight seven eleven eighty eight. Or text
DAINTA to nine nine eight eight ninenine. Can I I saw this?
(04:39):
I have some serious thoughts on this. So the Associated Press says the Navy
is going to start randomly testing SpecialOperations troops for steroids, the first such
program in the US military. Okay, I am made of so many simultaneous
(05:00):
comments, all firing off in myhead at the exact same time. There
seems to be a little bit ofinconsistency here. So where do I start
it? Where do I start?My first thought is I wants my spec
ops juice to the absolute heavens numberone, number two. You're going to
(05:29):
be upset if spec ops are usingsteroids, but you're not going to be
upset if someone wants to chop offtheir schlong. I'll ah Dresden Dolls backs
or Dresden Dolls sex change song andbecome like have a gender reassignment surgery.
What help I am? Really?Hasn't it always kind of been well,
(05:54):
I mean, it's always been knownwhen you go into special disciplines within arm
within armed services, there's certain thingsthat happen in order for our soldiers to
be super effective at their particular missions. And they know it. We know
it. That goes with the territory. Now we're gonna what Wait a minute.
(06:17):
I I mean, if you area dude, you want to be
a chick, that's okay, butheaven forbid you be on steroids. Giga
chad? What? Yeah? Likewhat what in the world? What military
can be weakened but we can't havegiggad chads. I don't get it.
(06:40):
It's a maam. Wait, whyam I doing that? Because I have
it here? Wait a minute,hold up, hold up, hold up,
excuse me, it's ma'am. Itis ma'am. Well she's a guy.
So yeah, true, yeah,you know, so I say,
I I I. So that's they'regonna start doing this. They've already made
(07:03):
the decision to start it, accordingto AP. So they're gonna start randomly
testing spec ops for steroids. Firsttime this has ever happened. Can you
randomly? Whoa who are you?Dah man? I can't say that what
I was just gonna say? Cango ahead? What are you gonna say?
What if you finish the sentence,we're gonna start testing for steroids to
(07:24):
make sure they're on steroids, Like, then I'd be okay with it.
Then I'd be fine, Yeah,because I want them on steroids. I
want those guys to be the mostjacked Gigga Chad's out there. Yeah.
Yeah, because that's because that's that'sbecause that's what I want. So if
you're testing for steroids to make surethey're taking steroids, I'm cool with that.
(07:45):
Yeah. If you're testing to liketo make sure they're on them,
I want that. I would likethat. But so spec ops can't use
steroids, but trainees can. Taxpayerscan fund trainees sex change surgery. Well
(08:05):
wait a minute, what if youneed to be on steroids because you're a
chick who wants to idea as adude? Is that a thing that they
do. Is that one of thethings that they take to be like,
well, I don't know, likewhat if they want to, you know,
get jacked or something. I don'tknow like how that works. I
mean, we don't know enough abouthormones periods, so I know about as
much as they know already about longterm abuse of hormones. For the human
(08:28):
body. So we're equal there,and that's true. There's no long term
studies fight me. That's that's sowe're equal with that knowledge base. I
mean, I I want them tobe on all the roids. Give them
all the tea, give them allthe roids, give them everything, like
you said, gigod Chads. Here'sa story. Well, my grandfather was
(08:54):
in World War Two. He wason USS Alabama. I have no idea
how he was on the USUS Alabama. And here's why I say. This
dude was like six three Okay,my grandpa was a giga chad. He
was not fat. We have likea crazy metabolism in our family. My
grandfather was shredded wheat till the dayhe died. He was a rancher though,
(09:16):
like he had you know he washe I mean was fit. Dude
was washboard. He was just likeshredded all the way up until he passed,
like we were. It just it'show he was. It was life.
And when he was in the navy. And the reason I say I
don't know how he was on thisship because if you were, they sleep,
(09:37):
I don't know how he slept there. Their bunks were like wee little
bitty. I don't know how anyof these dudes slept there. I mean
maybe if you were like a toddler, you could fit, but I don't
know how it happened. Anyway,long story short, he we found out
after he was in the VA becausehe was exposed to a tone of radiation
(10:00):
apparently, I guess they were.They were like within fall out range after
the bomb was dropped. He regardlesswhen he went in because he had like
apparently this wild slow growing cancer.It was like the slowest growing cancer apparently
that they had seen. They wrotepapers on what he had, and apparently
was him and some other veterans,and they discovered that he had been exposed
(10:22):
to a ton of radiation. Right, so he's in you know, the
being We're hearing all these stories forthe first time because that generation just never
talked about it, right, Imean, my gosh, you wouldn't even
know some of them were in thewar unless they were a hat. They
just didn't talk about it. Andwhen he was in the hospital, you
know, my mom and her siblingshad to ask Dad what happened, because
(10:46):
why were you exposed to so muchradiation? This is crazy? And that's
when he was telling them about whathe saw during the war. And then
it came out he was on theUSS Missouri when they signed the tree with
Japan and we thought, well,how did that happen? And he was
like, oh, maybe it's becauseit was from Missouri and we're like,
(11:09):
no, no, no, that'sthat doesn't sound right. Well, as
it turns out, we figured outwhy. So I love the psy ops.
I love how they thought they pickedtall giga chats to stand on the
route where the Emperor and the Japanesedelegation walked. The tallest guys in the
navy they picked to stand there sothey'd look like giants when the Japanese came
(11:33):
to surrender. My grandpa was sixthree, good figure. That's why he
was on USS Missouri because he washuge. He's a giga chat, tall
and lean, a mean machine.And I want that for our military.
I want them to be able tobe total giga chats, right, So
(11:56):
I don't see why this is.I don't get this. Why is there
Oh my gosh, we can't havespec ops cheating to go after terrorists.
So heavens no, are you takingperformance enhancing as kicking drugs? We just
need to find out about this.We can't have it. It wouldn't be
pets. What would you call that? Pia kadids? Are you guys cheating
(12:20):
to kill the bad guys? Weneed to find out. Really, this
is a major League baseball. Iwant you to be cheating. Who is
it that said war is cheating?Who wins the war? Who war is
cheating? Who is it that saidthat? I need to know that?
Hang on, I we're not goinganyway. And I figured out Friday.
(12:43):
What is it that they there?I swear this was like a where do
we just read? I literally justread something about this? Anyone who says
you don't cheat? No, ifyou're not. If you're not cheating,
then you're not you're not really fighting. I don't want to hear it.
So I, oh, you knowwhat? You know what it was in
Lions Tail shared in series, soapparently it wasn't like a total But you
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It's time for Dana's Quick five.So this is interesting. New York
is sinking. NASA has revealed hotspotsthat are dipping more than twice as fast
as the entire metropolitan region. Theyinclude Lugwardia. They've dropped point fifteen inches
annually, and they said that it'sreally it's sinking under the weight of skyscrapers.
(14:31):
Okay, so, but every horrormovie that I've ever seen, it's
built on a network of tunnels thatgo down into a pit where a monster
lives. So how does that work? How does it seek? Wouldn't just
fall through? It's like very venicey. I'm just gonna say, it's very
very venice like. Let's see acress a crashing coming. Entire US treasury
(14:52):
yield curve moves toward or above fivepercent, raising the risk that something's going
to break. All the things aregoing to break. I don't like this
either. I don't like any ofthis. You know, I'm just m
all right. So we'll talk.We'll come back to more economic stuff.
This is kind of interesting. Avery unique George Washington letter written in seventeen
(15:13):
seventy seven, or which he saidGod in Heaven in the American Independence emerges
for sale for the first time.It's been valued at two hundred and seventy
five thousand dollars by a collection auctionhouse in Philadelphia. And it's the only
Washington letter from the Revolutionary War mentioningHeaven. Now it's a daily mail piece,
(15:35):
which means that their headlines are barelyliterate, and the leads buried,
and they and their sentences in prepositionbecause God helped them. None of them
ever went to j school and learnedhow to write a balance sentence or spell.
But ultimately it means that he saysthat God and haven't supported the American
independence in this letter, And it'sthe only letter during the Revolutionary War in
which he's mentioned Heaven and mentioned inthis regard. But it was written in
(15:58):
October seventeen seventy seven, right afteryou heard about the first victory over the
British during the Revolutionary War. Sothat went on sale. It looks so
it's going to fetch you know,if you've got if you've got a nice
n or six figures two hundred andseventy something laying around two hundred seventy thousand
laying around, it can be yours. What would you do with it?
Though? I mean you'd have toput it in a special case because it's
this like old timey parchment and youknow, all of this stuff. So,
(16:21):
cannabis overuse is linked to heart failureand heart attacks, according to a
study from Forbes. People say thatwe'd is we'd use as really skyrocketing though,
is it? It's been legalized ina lot of states recently. So
I imagine they, you know,because I know like a ton of conservatives
and libertarians. And it's weird becauseyou would always think the libertarians are the
(16:42):
potheads. They're not, though,Like I don't know any libertarians that actually
I don't know. But so whenthey say overuse cannabis and they talking about
the fancy stuff that you get andlike those California shops where they have it
by different types, is that what'sso? Really? So did they say
that adults who overuse I didn't knowif you could do it cannabis sixty percent
(17:03):
are more likely to experience heart failure, strokes, and heart attacks compared to
adults of the same age and genderwithout what they call cannabis used disorder,
which is a stupid phrase. Stopmaking something a product for big pharma,
can we please? Not everything isa syndrome. Not everything is a disorder.
Stop it. It's led by ateam of researchers in Canada, and
(17:26):
they said it was a report publishedThursday by Addiction thirty thousand participants, so
they actually did, you know,look at a pretty significant portion of them.
And apparently cannabis used disorder impacts aroundtwenty seven to thirty four percent use
it. What is that used todisorder? Just because they overuse it?
That's so dumb? All right?So I have to because this is one
(17:47):
of the funniest sound bites of theweek, and it's about nature. It's
about nature, guys. Nature.So apparently South Carolina has wind turbines in
the ocean and it's a free It'sa serious issue, but it's just still
funny because think about it, it'slike wind turbines in the oceans. You
(18:07):
know, Nature's blenders. It's theoceans blender. Okay, it is.
It's a scrambling up, scrambling upall your whales and dolphins, you know.
So why are you laughing? It'sstill can I just say windmills are
the stupidest damn thing I've ever Theyare so stupid. If I was an
alien, I'd want to blow upour planet because they'd be like, look
at these stupid people putting up thesestupid and they're not like the rounded ones
(18:33):
either, like like then the cuteones that you see over in like the
Netherlands and stuff with the tulips,they're they're giant space knives. That's what
they're they're they're there are a bunchof damn knives and they would just spin
them around. That's what we Andthen we're like, damn, it's killing
the eagles and everything. Shocking,Like what do you think was gonna happen?
(18:56):
Anyway? Oh? I great?What time did I say in this
last night? Hell, I don'teven know it was. What time did
I? Oh? Too terribly late? Oh no, it wasn't at all.
What am I thinking of? Ohno, wait, that that is
late. No, I'm looking andtrying to remember when I did this.
Okay, so I and it wasn'ttoo bad. So Trump was speaking,
I don't know where was he athe was in Was he in South Carolina?
(19:18):
Yeah? It was in Summerville,and he was talking about like you
know, the windmills and stuff andwhales, and I just about to die
because I was listening to it,and my first it just was funny because
I'm like it. He needs ahost in nat Geo series, listen to
(19:38):
this, Listen to this. Thisis too funny, but you have a
better chance of being struck by lightningthan hitting a whale with your boat.
There has only been listened to this. One such whale killed off the coast
of South Carolina in the last fiftyyears. But on the other hand,
their windmills are causing whales to dieand numbers never seen before. Nobody he
(20:00):
does anything about that. They're washingup and show I saw it. This
weekend, three of them came up. They wouldn't You wouldn't see it once
a year. Now they're coming upon a weekly basis. The windmills.
They're driving them crazy. They're drivingdriving the whales. I think a little
batty, a little batty batty whaleslike cong bat or regular bat like I'm
(20:23):
just like that SoundBite from Joe Bidenor regular bat whack bat. So what
gets me? Those people were cheeringat one point, and I know people
like to applaud. It's like,no, no, no, don't applaud
the whales getting scrambled out of theocean. Don't do that. Stop.
But have you seen those windmills?Off the I googled it. I was
googling it. You can google SouthCarolina and then you can do South Carolina
(20:47):
Coast and I think I did windmills, and it's the offshore wind and they're
again, they're giant damn knives.It's like you put some giant knives out
in the sky and and I meanthey they it's it's it looks like you
got a bunch of damn gin zoomknives out squirreling around in the and the
(21:10):
sky. It's chopping up all ourbirds. I'm kidding, but that it's
a serious issue. Actually, Idon't want to make light of it.
It's actually a serious issue. Andthey're ugly. There's so it's so bad.
Remember was it Teddy Kennedy when theywere talking about doing offshore wind development
near their compound, and Teddy Kennedywas like, we're not having any of
that. You know, the biggreen guy left a woman to dine upon.
(21:30):
Uh. They they actually fought that. They fought the development. So
the wind farms. I like howthey call it a wind farm, but
that's that's that's what they have itall out. It's just this goofy looking
especially when we have again, renewableenergy. We have fossil fuels, that's
(21:52):
renewable energy. These just look dumb. They look dumb. I think that's
a it's a blight up on theearth. And again they look like giant
ginzoo knives out there. But theythey apparently what is it like they're like
four over like they're over a thousandfeet they have they have some that uh
uh, it's like taller than thetallest building in North Carolina. The turbines
(22:18):
that they were trying to plan forthat we're gonna be off, kiddie hawk.
I think it was for tuning intothe Dad podcast. A taller describe
Apple podcast, Spotify, wherever youget yours taller than the the PNC and
rally. They're huge, They're goofylooking. It's like attack on Titan stuff,
(22:41):
isn't it. That's what I thinkof it is. By the way,
Kane sidebar, do you think thatthat's how tall they are? Like
if it was real life, howtall the Titans? I don't know it
would it be like the tall likethe height of a wind turbine a thousand
feet? Yeah, I'm just wondering. I'm just I'm just wondering that's just
(23:02):
funny, but I mean it isa serious issue. I mean, they
had what the there's there's they're drivingthe whales a little batty is actually hysterical
though that is funny. But thenyou have the people like, actually,
yeah, no, the but thewind is the wind industry. They're the
ones who are Like Michael Shellenberger hadan interesting piece on this. He was
(23:23):
like, they're they're saying that thatthey're not actually killing whales, but they
are. And then new boat trafficis colliding with whales, and then they
have the high descible sonar that isseparating the calves from the the whale mothers
and it sends them into harm's way. There's like a whole documentary at about
this that's all about, you know, all this stuff going on in the
North Atlantic and the problem that thethat they're having with whales out there because
(23:47):
of all this. It's i mean, it sounds goofy and you want to
laugh your head off about it becausebut it's true. All of it's true.
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