November 9, 2023 • 20 mins
Dana recaps the best and worst of the third GOP debate. Meanwhile, the UK Institute of Physics hires a trans dude to be their diversity officer?
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(00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. Mmmm alright, So first
up here, I don't know howthis keeps happening, y'all. I mean,
(00:22):
I've been warning you about bodies ofwater, puddles, care extreams,
droplets. There's gators everywhere. Thisstory over at ESPN they literally, I
don't care about the stupid reporter's life. Get to the story that you buried
four graphs down, learn how towrite a lead, and then get rehired.
A twenty year old Marissa Carr wasbit in the head at Alexander Springs
(00:46):
north of Orlando. She was snorkelingand a gator came out and bit her
in the head. They say thather full faced snorkel mask probably saved her
life because they took her to thehospital and she was left with only scratches.
But her friend says he looked upand saw her head legit in the
gator's mouth. Florida Fish and Wildlifehad to come along. He had a
(01:07):
trap it, and they said,this is the second incident in less than
a week with the same gator.So how many strikes does this gater get
before? I'm just wondering, Imean, kh Lee. So they said
that that's that's terrifying. Good night. You can't be well, I would
not why. I don't know,just I always want to be aware when
(01:30):
I'm in the gator's house of what'shappening. I'm just saying, good Heavens,
let's see here this. Oh boy, Nope, not that as much
as I would like to this.Uh no fight in the school drop offline.
Oh but we had the no no, no no. I can't do
(01:53):
that one either. I will say, though, this per I don't even
know what this is. A Floridaman hits a haunted house host with a
bb gun because he thought he wasa statue. So over Halloween, some
people, you know, they justwent home and went to bed like normal
(02:14):
people. But not twenty year oldIngis Shusser. Okay. He was in
an FBI jacket, body armour andcarrying a airsoft gun and he went into
a forty seven year old man's homebecause the guy was hosting a free haunted
house event and it was advertised,are you brave enough to make it through
the maner and get some treats.The front lawn was decorated like a cemetery.
(02:38):
So they said that Schusser, whowas six' four two ten,
went around the corner to where thevictim was standing. He was wearing a
costume but not acting as a scaryplayer, and then after seeing him,
Shusser reportedly grabbed his airsoft and thenstruck him in the eye with the gun's
handle, causing significant injury. Hetold him he thought he was a statue,
per police report, and he saidthat after realizing he hit a person,
(02:59):
not a decoration, he allegedly beganlaughing. It was not apologetic since
the complaint, so the victim bled. They followed Schusser, who ran outside.
They were trying to keep him fromleaving. They took his airsoft.
She's booking to local jail. Theyreleased him on fifteen thousand dollars bond.
Okay, make this make sense.Why would you go into somebody's house and
be like, I'm gonna break theirbelongings in the first place. Secondly,
(03:21):
who in this day and age wouldhave such an event. I'm not saying
that like as a way to,you know, to lessen the guilt of
the guilty. Party. But whywould you Why Because you cannot trust a
single fool in this world. Whywould you open your house up like that?
I don't understand. Doesn't make anysense to me. So I don't
know, man, this just uh, let's see. We a little league.
(03:50):
Two little league coaches gotten an argumentover kids who were acting like they
were smoking candy cigarettes and drinking waterthat looked like beer for Halloween. Oh
boy, all these stories are comingout now here we go. They said
that tensions were flairing. It wasthat in Florida's parents and coaches at a
little league game got into an argumentin pomp Coast. They were mad over
some of the Halloween costumes because someof the opponents were costumes of characters from
(04:11):
the Bad News Bears movie where theyused candy cigarettes and cans of water called
liquid death. So they gotten anargument about it because some people are tied
bloods or tied up about it,and it ended up police getting involved.
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is an experience with the realm beyondnow. What makes us different the film
(04:53):
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so it paints a very very fascinatingperspective of what life could be like
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Dana. That's Angel dot com slashDana. After Death The end is only
the beginning ready Pg. Thirteen.Sabai Graswami told you that he planned to
(05:38):
be unhinged Mary Alice, What doesthat mean? What is his campaign thing?
Now? Yeah? And I askedhim what his campaign strategy, his
debate strategy was going to be fortonight. He needs something to shake loose
to break through. He said hewanted to be unhinged. When I pressed
him on that, he said,candid speak the truth. But so do
(06:00):
you think anything okay? Do youthink that he succeeded in doing that?
I mean if his welcome back tothe show, Daniel last with you,
do you do you think that hewas successful? Well, I don't know.
I mean, we had the wholehe mentioned Haley's daughter. We played
that sound bite and can I canI just hear that again? Can I
(06:26):
just I'm sorry, can I hear? Can I hear audio? Somebody I'm
gonna get into We got a tonof other stuff. I'm just fascinated with
us. Can I just for justfor me one more time? Well?
I want to laugh at why NikkiHaley didn't answer your question, which is
about looking at families in the eye. In the last debate, she made
fun of me for actually joining whileher own daughter was actually using the app
for a long time. So youmight want to take you a daughter.
(06:50):
The next generation of Americans are usingit, and that's actually the point you
have her suppose propping her up.That's fine, here's the true man answer.
Yeah, I mean the Santas inthe middle. Do you see his
expression, I was a riot.We were all that in that moment.
We're like what so so Lorraine says, hold up, Hold up. Lorraine
(07:14):
says that her daughter's twenty five,her son's twenty two. Okay, Uh,
can I ask why people have beenFirst off, I was expecting as
Kane was like some kind of JadaPinkett Smith thing to happen. Number two,
Where did the whole keep my person'sname out of your mouth or out
of your voice come from? Whatis that? Like? Why is that
always the thing? You know?Where I come from? Where we just
(07:38):
say, you know what a stfu that's what we say. I don't
know, it just I just thatstruck me as being weird. I don't
know, it just seemed all so. Yeah, I think he was unhinge
last night. I don't think ithelped him. Look, if you're going
to be aggressive, you got togo up to the point of still being
considered kind of what's the word,I'm uh, sort of like influential and
(08:05):
authoritative still in a way that isrespectful, like you haven't you know,
debased yourself to the extent of havingto do that. And I don't think
he succeeded at keeping up that expectation. I just don't think that he that
was his best. That was likeone of the worst performances I've seen from
him. I don't dislike him asa person. I want to let you
(08:26):
know this, Like I don't likeNikki Haley. I can't stand her foreign
policy. I don't dislike any ofthese people as persons. But with politicians,
it's about me, the voter,like you, And so I just
thought that was lame. That wasthat was bad. He and then he
just like going on and on andon. He had some very interesting stuff
(08:48):
like, uh, what is theother thing he said? Uh? Oh,
he did say this, Uh whatdo I want? What do I
want to audio? Sun bite too? This is kind of interesting. He
got a lot of heat for this. Listen it is celebrated Nazi and it's
ranks. The comedian in Cargo Pansa man called Zelensky do it in their
own ranks. That is not democratic. So he basically said he's a Nazi.
(09:09):
Now, I think when you're callingsomebody a Nazi. I feel like
Charlie Day when you're calling somebody aNazi. I mean, the first question
you should ask yourself is but arethey a Nazi? Like an actual like?
Because the Nazis, you know,we all know the Nazi Nazis,
right, the Nazis they hate Jewishpeople, and they killed Jewish people,
and they hate they hated Gypsies,and they hated Christians, and they hated
(09:33):
anybody that was not like them,and even people who were ladies. Hated
everybody, but particularly you know,one group more than any other. Is
he completely corrupt Zelensky? Oh?Hell? Yes? Is he a thug?
Yes? Just because he was acomedian doesn't make him less. So
do I do I think Zelensky asshady as all get out? Yes?
I do. Is he a Nazi? Though? I just think, especially
(09:56):
right now with everything happening, dowe want to be careful about throwing that
around? Maybe because some people might, you know, think that you were
very serious in your campaign strategy there. I don't know. It was just
a weird thing from him. Itwas a weird thing last night. I
just I don't know. Can Ican I touch on one other thing that
I kept seeing that was going onand on, and I saw that Ramaswami
(10:20):
and some others were doing this.They were going off on Rona Romney McDaniel
as the chair of the RNC whilethey were also stumping for one of the
other candidates who wasn't there at thedebate last night. Let's all forget that
Ronna Romney McDaniel. I'm gonna bevery straight. You might get mad at
me, but that's just the wayit is. She didn't get She would
not got in a seat if Trumphadn't put her there. That was his
(10:41):
hand pit candidate. I mean,I could sit here and regally with all
the stories and the screenshots and everythingelse. I'm not gonna do that because
but I'm just gonna say it.Just That's why I was like, I
don't feel like you're being forthright withthis stuff. When he gets out there
and does this. How are yougonna sit here and slam this and then
slam other people but then not acknowledgeit the guy that you compliment the most
that I think you're a stocking horse. For the reason that she's there is
(11:03):
because she was put there and everybodyknows it. Let's not play around.
Everybody knows this. She responded tothat, by the way audio some on
by twenty three because people were askingfor her to resign. Listen, I'm
going to focus on beating Joe Biden, and I wish that's what all the
candidates did. I'm not running forpresident. I'm very proud of the fact
that under my tenure, we wonback the House. We now are getting
(11:24):
investigations into the bidens. I alsoas Michigan chair for the first time in
thirty years, one a state thatDemocrats hadn't been in. I'm very proud
of the fact that we're going tohave staff in fifteen states heading into twenty
twenty four. But you know,I'll leave other people to attack Republicans.
I'm going to focus on Democrats.I will say this, we can't attack
Okay, Well, then if youwere going to focus on them, why
(11:45):
was the adviys for some of theseother Democrat candidates two and a half times
the Republicans, especially in winnable races. I mean, we got we got
problems with Rona. I don't dislikeher as a person. We've always got
along. She's been very gracious withher time, but that's not what this
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And now all of the news youwould probably miss. It's time for Dana's
Quick five. So in today's news, I got a question for you to
We caught a possum in the attic, So I got a question for you
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guys coming up about that. That'snews. That's news. Hackers have targeted
Las Vegas plastic surgeons and posted patientinformation and naked photos online. How did
they get their naked photos? Oh? Well, that makes sense. I
mean not that they got hacked andthey okay, because I was like,
how did they get what? Whatare they doing there? Uh? The
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FBI is investigating how cyber criminals obtainedmedical records and naked patient photos from a
Las Vegas plastic surgery office posted themonline for ransom. They included like their
names, their social Security numbers.Okay, yeah, the before and add
the photos of them. The courtdocuments said. They said that it the
hack predates the other stuff in Vegas, including the cyber attack on MGM resorts.
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Wow, and it shows their likeboobage and it contains apparently patient's faces.
A dozen women of filed lawsuit againstthe office Hankins and Son Plastic Surgery
and associates. They said that theydidn't do enough to protect their private and
personal information and so and so theyexcuse me, they targeted them and they
(15:09):
posted that has to be horrible.Got Lee got all your bits and bobs
out there? And that's just now. When I first saw this headline.
I read hitler brought home a snaketo show kids. It's a hiker.
Hiker brought home a snake to showkids and ended up in the hospital.
Well probably because it was a superpoisonous snake. It was in Australia,
(15:30):
so that's where the first mistake wasmade, and it was they thought it
was a harmless diamond python. No, it was actually a broad headed snake
which looks just like a diamond python, but it's not because it'll kill you.
And they said that he was hiking, he was bitten. He didn't
think of anything of it until hegot home and got uber sick, and
so yeah, he vomited. Itwas horrible. His whole hand swelled up.
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I mean, just stop grabbing weirdstuff in nature, especially if you're
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with us. The Institute of Physics. So I told you who's this Monday
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(16:36):
Ireland, has an active role inpromoting cooperation in physics around the world,
celebrating inclusion and diversity. So theyannounced this is a dude. They announced
a dude as the new Institute ofPhysics Inclusion and Diversity representative. It's a
(17:00):
man. Totally. Wait, Igot it, Okay, I got a
question. Their argument came is thatthey need more diversity, and what they
mean is they need fewer white men. Right, So they bring on a
(17:22):
white man who's dressed up as awoman and they go, wha diversity is
a is a man? Is aman? That's a dude. Gender schizophrenia
is a mental illness. Do yourealize that. I don't know if it's
(17:42):
clever or stupid. Here's why again. They they wanted fewer white dudes,
and they that's why they created adiversity office. So they literally hired a
white dude dressed up as a womanto be the head of their diversity office.
(18:03):
I am so confused. I mean, you know, because men are
so underrepresented in STEM. Apparently Ican't I'm trying to really really understand this.
I can't. Right, they thinkthat there's an overrepresentation of white men
in science and tech, so theygot a white man dressed as a chick.
(18:30):
I still to establish this. See, like, I don't know if
it's clever or stupid, because you'relike, it's fixed, problem solved because
then I fixed it. This islike the duct tape version. Actually duct
tape works, it doesn't have apenis, but it's like, you know,
the that version of this. Idon't know. I just just trying
(18:53):
to get around this idea. What'shappening here? Right? That is a
dude, that's that that no onethinks that's a woman. I don't even
have to see anything else. Idon't even have to see the neck.
I know, okay, I knowthat STEM student has a STEM. I
know that putting the STEM in STEM, I'm hashtagging that. Let's see how
(19:18):
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They by the way, YouTube respondedto me and they told what did they
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They wrote, W died to makesure you saw our update, and they
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. Mmmm alright, So first
up here, I don't know howthis keeps happening, y'all. I mean,
(00:22):
I've been warning you about bodies ofwater, puddles, care extreams,
droplets. There's gators everywhere. Thisstory over at ESPN they literally, I
don't care about the stupid reporter's life. Get to the story that you buried
four graphs down, learn how towrite a lead, and then get rehired.
A twenty year old Marissa Carr wasbit in the head at Alexander Springs
(00:46):
north of Orlando. She was snorkelingand a gator came out and bit her
in the head. They say thather full faced snorkel mask probably saved her
life because they took her to thehospital and she was left with only scratches.
But her friend says he looked upand saw her head legit in the
gator's mouth. Florida Fish and Wildlifehad to come along. He had a
(01:07):
trap it, and they said,this is the second incident in less than
a week with the same gator.So how many strikes does this gater get
before? I'm just wondering, Imean, kh Lee. So they said
that that's that's terrifying. Good night. You can't be well, I would
not why. I don't know,just I always want to be aware when
(01:30):
I'm in the gator's house of what'shappening. I'm just saying, good Heavens,
let's see here this. Oh boy, Nope, not that as much
as I would like to this.Uh no fight in the school drop offline.
Oh but we had the no no, no no. I can't do
(01:53):
that one either. I will say, though, this per I don't even
know what this is. A Floridaman hits a haunted house host with a
bb gun because he thought he wasa statue. So over Halloween, some
people, you know, they justwent home and went to bed like normal
(02:14):
people. But not twenty year oldIngis Shusser. Okay. He was in
an FBI jacket, body armour andcarrying a airsoft gun and he went into
a forty seven year old man's homebecause the guy was hosting a free haunted
house event and it was advertised,are you brave enough to make it through
the maner and get some treats.The front lawn was decorated like a cemetery.
(02:38):
So they said that Schusser, whowas six' four two ten,
went around the corner to where thevictim was standing. He was wearing a
costume but not acting as a scaryplayer, and then after seeing him,
Shusser reportedly grabbed his airsoft and thenstruck him in the eye with the gun's
handle, causing significant injury. Hetold him he thought he was a statue,
per police report, and he saidthat after realizing he hit a person,
(02:59):
not a decoration, he allegedly beganlaughing. It was not apologetic since
the complaint, so the victim bled. They followed Schusser, who ran outside.
They were trying to keep him fromleaving. They took his airsoft.
She's booking to local jail. Theyreleased him on fifteen thousand dollars bond.
Okay, make this make sense.Why would you go into somebody's house and
be like, I'm gonna break theirbelongings in the first place. Secondly,
(03:21):
who in this day and age wouldhave such an event. I'm not saying
that like as a way to,you know, to lessen the guilt of
the guilty. Party. But whywould you Why Because you cannot trust a
single fool in this world. Whywould you open your house up like that?
I don't understand. Doesn't make anysense to me. So I don't
know, man, this just uh, let's see. We a little league.
(03:50):
Two little league coaches gotten an argumentover kids who were acting like they
were smoking candy cigarettes and drinking waterthat looked like beer for Halloween. Oh
boy, all these stories are comingout now here we go. They said
that tensions were flairing. It wasthat in Florida's parents and coaches at a
little league game got into an argumentin pomp Coast. They were mad over
some of the Halloween costumes because someof the opponents were costumes of characters from
(04:11):
the Bad News Bears movie where theyused candy cigarettes and cans of water called
liquid death. So they gotten anargument about it because some people are tied
bloods or tied up about it,and it ended up police getting involved.
Golly, it's a great film fromthe studio that brought you The Sound of
Freedom and The Chosen. It's AfterDeath. It's an unprecedented deep dive into
(04:31):
the phenomena of near death experiences.Now it explores the ultimate mystery of what
happens after what happens after people die, like from the perspective of people who
have gone through this and they cameback and they have had what they said
is an experience with the realm beyondnow. What makes us different the film
(04:53):
After Death, which is ready pg. Thirteen is that it incorporates first person
accounts. They also include a lotvery careful research, scientific knowledge and philosophy,
so it paints a very very fascinatingperspective of what life could be like
in the next realm. Now.After Death is in theaters now. To
find a theater near you and purchasetickets online, you can visit angel dot
(05:14):
com slash Dana. So leave yourpreconceptions at the door, prepare for never
before seeing glimpse into what the nextlife could entail in After Death in theaters
now, get your tickets today orpay it forward visit angel dot com slash
Dana. That's Angel dot com slashDana. After Death The end is only
the beginning ready Pg. Thirteen.Sabai Graswami told you that he planned to
(05:38):
be unhinged Mary Alice, What doesthat mean? What is his campaign thing?
Now? Yeah? And I askedhim what his campaign strategy, his
debate strategy was going to be fortonight. He needs something to shake loose
to break through. He said hewanted to be unhinged. When I pressed
him on that, he said,candid speak the truth. But so do
(06:00):
you think anything okay? Do youthink that he succeeded in doing that?
I mean if his welcome back tothe show, Daniel last with you,
do you do you think that hewas successful? Well, I don't know.
I mean, we had the wholehe mentioned Haley's daughter. We played
that sound bite and can I canI just hear that again? Can I
(06:26):
just I'm sorry, can I hear? Can I hear audio? Somebody I'm
gonna get into We got a tonof other stuff. I'm just fascinated with
us. Can I just for justfor me one more time? Well?
I want to laugh at why NikkiHaley didn't answer your question, which is
about looking at families in the eye. In the last debate, she made
fun of me for actually joining whileher own daughter was actually using the app
for a long time. So youmight want to take you a daughter.
(06:50):
The next generation of Americans are usingit, and that's actually the point you
have her suppose propping her up.That's fine, here's the true man answer.
Yeah, I mean the Santas inthe middle. Do you see his
expression, I was a riot.We were all that in that moment.
We're like what so so Lorraine says, hold up, Hold up. Lorraine
(07:14):
says that her daughter's twenty five,her son's twenty two. Okay, Uh,
can I ask why people have beenFirst off, I was expecting as
Kane was like some kind of JadaPinkett Smith thing to happen. Number two,
Where did the whole keep my person'sname out of your mouth or out
of your voice come from? Whatis that? Like? Why is that
always the thing? You know?Where I come from? Where we just
(07:38):
say, you know what a stfu that's what we say. I don't
know, it just I just thatstruck me as being weird. I don't
know, it just seemed all so. Yeah, I think he was unhinge
last night. I don't think ithelped him. Look, if you're going
to be aggressive, you got togo up to the point of still being
considered kind of what's the word,I'm uh, sort of like influential and
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authoritative still in a way that isrespectful, like you haven't you know,
debased yourself to the extent of havingto do that. And I don't think
he succeeded at keeping up that expectation. I just don't think that he that
was his best. That was likeone of the worst performances I've seen from
him. I don't dislike him asa person. I want to let you
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know this, Like I don't likeNikki Haley. I can't stand her foreign
policy. I don't dislike any ofthese people as persons. But with politicians,
it's about me, the voter,like you, And so I just
thought that was lame. That wasthat was bad. He and then he
just like going on and on andon. He had some very interesting stuff
(08:48):
like, uh, what is theother thing he said? Uh? Oh,
he did say this, Uh whatdo I want? What do I
want to audio? Sun bite too? This is kind of interesting. He
got a lot of heat for this. Listen it is celebrated Nazi and it's
ranks. The comedian in Cargo Pansa man called Zelensky do it in their
own ranks. That is not democratic. So he basically said he's a Nazi.
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Now, I think when you're callingsomebody a Nazi. I feel like
Charlie Day when you're calling somebody aNazi. I mean, the first question
you should ask yourself is but arethey a Nazi? Like an actual like?
Because the Nazis, you know,we all know the Nazi Nazis,
right, the Nazis they hate Jewishpeople, and they killed Jewish people,
and they hate they hated Gypsies,and they hated Christians, and they hated
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anybody that was not like them,and even people who were ladies. Hated
everybody, but particularly you know,one group more than any other. Is
he completely corrupt Zelensky? Oh?Hell? Yes? Is he a thug?
Yes? Just because he was acomedian doesn't make him less. So
do I do I think Zelensky asshady as all get out? Yes?
I do. Is he a Nazi? Though? I just think, especially
(09:56):
right now with everything happening, dowe want to be careful about throwing that
around? Maybe because some people might, you know, think that you were
very serious in your campaign strategy there. I don't know. It was just
a weird thing from him. Itwas a weird thing last night. I
just I don't know. Can Ican I touch on one other thing that
I kept seeing that was going onand on, and I saw that Ramaswami
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and some others were doing this.They were going off on Rona Romney McDaniel
as the chair of the RNC whilethey were also stumping for one of the
other candidates who wasn't there at thedebate last night. Let's all forget that
Ronna Romney McDaniel. I'm gonna bevery straight. You might get mad at
me, but that's just the wayit is. She didn't get She would
not got in a seat if Trumphadn't put her there. That was his
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hand pit candidate. I mean,I could sit here and regally with all
the stories and the screenshots and everythingelse. I'm not gonna do that because
but I'm just gonna say it.Just That's why I was like, I
don't feel like you're being forthright withthis stuff. When he gets out there
and does this. How are yougonna sit here and slam this and then
slam other people but then not acknowledgeit the guy that you compliment the most
that I think you're a stocking horse. For the reason that she's there is
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because she was put there and everybodyknows it. Let's not play around.
Everybody knows this. She responded tothat, by the way audio some on
by twenty three because people were askingfor her to resign. Listen, I'm
going to focus on beating Joe Biden, and I wish that's what all the
candidates did. I'm not running forpresident. I'm very proud of the fact
that under my tenure, we wonback the House. We now are getting
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investigations into the bidens. I alsoas Michigan chair for the first time in
thirty years, one a state thatDemocrats hadn't been in. I'm very proud
of the fact that we're going tohave staff in fifteen states heading into twenty
twenty four. But you know,I'll leave other people to attack Republicans.
I'm going to focus on Democrats.I will say this, we can't attack
Okay, Well, then if youwere going to focus on them, why
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was the adviys for some of theseother Democrat candidates two and a half times
the Republicans, especially in winnable races. I mean, we got we got
problems with Rona. I don't dislikeher as a person. We've always got
along. She's been very gracious withher time, but that's not what this
is about, right, this isabout business of the country. I mean,
you guys, I've said this allthe time. You guys know this.
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And now all of the news youwould probably miss. It's time for Dana's
Quick five. So in today's news, I got a question for you to
We caught a possum in the attic, So I got a question for you
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guys coming up about that. That'snews. That's news. Hackers have targeted
Las Vegas plastic surgeons and posted patientinformation and naked photos online. How did
they get their naked photos? Oh? Well, that makes sense. I
mean not that they got hacked andthey okay, because I was like,
how did they get what? Whatare they doing there? Uh? The
(14:22):
FBI is investigating how cyber criminals obtainedmedical records and naked patient photos from a
Las Vegas plastic surgery office posted themonline for ransom. They included like their
names, their social Security numbers.Okay, yeah, the before and add
the photos of them. The courtdocuments said. They said that it the
hack predates the other stuff in Vegas, including the cyber attack on MGM resorts.
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Wow, and it shows their likeboobage and it contains apparently patient's faces.
A dozen women of filed lawsuit againstthe office Hankins and Son Plastic Surgery
and associates. They said that theydidn't do enough to protect their private and
personal information and so and so theyexcuse me, they targeted them and they
(15:09):
posted that has to be horrible.Got Lee got all your bits and bobs
out there? And that's just now. When I first saw this headline.
I read hitler brought home a snaketo show kids. It's a hiker.
Hiker brought home a snake to showkids and ended up in the hospital.
Well probably because it was a superpoisonous snake. It was in Australia,
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so that's where the first mistake wasmade, and it was they thought it
was a harmless diamond python. No, it was actually a broad headed snake
which looks just like a diamond python, but it's not because it'll kill you.
And they said that he was hiking, he was bitten. He didn't
think of anything of it until hegot home and got uber sick, and
so yeah, he vomited. Itwas horrible. His whole hand swelled up.
(15:50):
I mean, just stop grabbing weirdstuff in nature, especially if you're
in Australia. Stop it, leaveit there. Don't be doing that kind
of stuff. Just no. Aconfused deer broke into a Lansing lingerie shop
and it was like a bull ina China shop, but very very different,
and a Texas Southern Band member puncheda heckler into the in the stands
and then marching band continued playing likea boss at Texas Southern University, stick
(16:14):
with us. The Institute of Physics. So I told you who's this Monday
that we had the story of Magellan, the Magellanic Cloud or whatever, that
you only have to cancel that name. So the Institute of Physics, which
advertises itself as the professional body andlearned society for physics in the UK and
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Ireland, has an active role inpromoting cooperation in physics around the world,
celebrating inclusion and diversity. So theyannounced this is a dude. They announced
a dude as the new Institute ofPhysics Inclusion and Diversity representative. It's a
(17:00):
man. Totally. Wait, Igot it, Okay, I got a
question. Their argument came is thatthey need more diversity, and what they
mean is they need fewer white men. Right, So they bring on a
(17:22):
white man who's dressed up as awoman and they go, wha diversity is
a is a man? Is aman? That's a dude. Gender schizophrenia
is a mental illness. Do yourealize that. I don't know if it's
(17:42):
clever or stupid. Here's why again. They they wanted fewer white dudes,
and they that's why they created adiversity office. So they literally hired a
white dude dressed up as a womanto be the head of their diversity office.
(18:03):
I am so confused. I mean, you know, because men are
so underrepresented in STEM. Apparently Ican't I'm trying to really really understand this.
I can't. Right, they thinkthat there's an overrepresentation of white men
in science and tech, so theygot a white man dressed as a chick.
(18:30):
I still to establish this. See, like, I don't know if
it's clever or stupid, because you'relike, it's fixed, problem solved because
then I fixed it. This islike the duct tape version. Actually duct
tape works, it doesn't have apenis, but it's like, you know,
the that version of this. Idon't know. I just just trying
(18:53):
to get around this idea. What'shappening here? Right? That is a
dude, that's that that no onethinks that's a woman. I don't even
have to see anything else. Idon't even have to see the neck.
I know, okay, I knowthat STEM student has a STEM. I
know that putting the STEM in STEM, I'm hashtagging that. Let's see how
(19:18):
fast they get kicked off Twitter becauseYouTube has already been coming for me.
They by the way, YouTube respondedto me and they told what did they
tell me? Gosh, there's sosuch passive aggressive little geez can't say.
They wrote, W died to makesure you saw our update, and they
said that we really appreciate your understanding, but that you know, unfortunately,
(19:44):
they said that our policy team confirmedthat the vEDS are not going to be
reinstated. Really, and I likewhat you put you put understanding would come
from your articulation of the specificalizer misinformation. No, they're just lies. Well
what specifically lies? Can you giveus? The lies? Wear lies?
(20:08):
Can you tell us? They startedto bo okay, okay, so all
right, our sponsor, yes,someone said, our sponsor adviser has denied
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