November 10, 2023 • 25 mins
Another day...another montage of mumbling & word salads from the two most powerful people in the country. Also, Dana is upset that Kane doesn’t play video games with her. Plus, Dana hides her phone in a secret Faraday bag after her content from YouTube got taken down.
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Florida man. Oh my gosh,I have like so many I love Florida
man. I love Florida man somuch because just when you think you've heard
it all, I guarantee ya,you haven't all right. So first stop,
I'm gonna get to the snake stuff. But hold up, so I
got this is the five alligator guy. Florida man found with five alligators living
(01:29):
in his bathtub. An anonymous tipled officers to the man's house. A
Florida man has been ordered to appearin court after officers found five young alligators
living in his bathtub. An anonymoustip let offer officers off. The first
led officers to thirty eight year oldRobert Robinson's house. Officers then contacted Robinson
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over the fund when they arrived,and he confirmed that yes, he did
have the gators inside, and heallowed them to check inside of his house.
They found five alligators in the bathtub. I swear, isn't this like
a song? Isn't this like asong? Like alligators in the bathtub before
making sure he didn't have any otherwildlife in any other parts of his house.
He told the officers that he caughtthe gators from a pond near his
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home, but it remains unclear howlong they were in his possession. They
were released into this very confusingly spelledlake. They're gonna, they're gonna through
Florida. People are just gonna justget me. Stop. Wait it's Lake
Tahopaka. That son, right,See we did it, yay. Officers
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found the alligators on October twenty third, and they sited the incident with Florida
Fish and Wildlife blah blah blah.You have to have a permit to possess
the wildlife as a personal pet.I thought this was America, so that
means I couldn't have a uh no, but thank you miss Susie with their
alligator person. No, I can't. Would could I not have alpassum?
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I'm just wondering. Yeah, allright, this is about uh soccer or
football. Naples, Florida's soccer coach, was arrested because he got mad at
a call by a ref on Wednesdaynight and he decided to go up and
head butt the referee. Yeah,forty three year old Jose Garcia. He
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did not have the best reaction.It was Eagles Lake Community Park and they
got a call from a witness andresponse to a battery. Garcia told him
that referee Wan Mendoza, referee reprimandedhim for a foul and he thought the
referee made a bad call, sohe went to argue with the referee.
They gave the yellow card at himand then uh then he then he got
(03:47):
mad a his head butted him andthen so that because he was screaming profanities,
and then he head butted him andhe got a red card and they
threw him out of the game.That's not really how you deal with that.
But you know, well, Imean he I like how he goes
whenever we play. It just getsa little physical a little bit. And
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at Toyota, which last week announcedthere would significantly finally increase wages for their
workers. Thanks for you had nochoice. They had no choice because what
you did you helped everybody. Andlook, and I want to thank you
for your commitment to the solidarity forexercise. You're right to bargain collectively.
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You made this happen and snow nobodythe way. It's a bigger thing.
I think even you all realize you'vechanged, your change in the face of
the country. Guy goes to thanks. Oh my gosh, God, bless
America. That's a potus. Welcomeback. I'm in a weird mood,
dude. Top of the top ofthe second hour on this Friday, and
(06:27):
get another day. That Caan hasgotten Warhammer to squad up top of the
second hour. It's all right,it's all right, Yeah, we're gonna
fight about it today. We're gonnafight about it. So get ready,
go ahead and get ready, getyour little team ready. You can sit
here talk to me about your littlerocket league, and then we're gonna talk
about Warhammer Dark. And we're gonnajust have it. We're gonna have the
fight. It's all right, allright, welcome top of the second hour,
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Dane Lash with you. You canlisten coast to coast. You can
stream the radio program three forty seven, Drag TV also and all kinds of
good stuf. So, well,I really want to get I need this
one. So this is the onethat you just put in slack. And
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this is somebody that it's our vicepresident. You put this in slack.
Vice president was talking to the pipefitter's local FI thirty seven, right,
and she was explaining collective bargaining tothem. She was explaining them to them,
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right, that's the best way toput it. Yeah, okay,
go ahead, go ahead, listen. This is think of the dressing for
the word salad. Go ahead.So, collective bargaining is about saying,
let the workers have a voice asa collective all together, representing each one
of them as a group, andthen go into that negotiation because then you
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start to equal out the balance interms of power in a way that the
outcome will be fair. That's whatcollective bargaining is about. That's what work
or organizing is about. This isone of my favorite comments I've ever read
in my life. She should havenever have quit her job at at the
Saurus Factory, so profound. I'mso happy that she explained such a complex
(08:28):
word cain meaning it's not simple.So you know, collective bargaining is about,
you know, people doing things togethercollectively as a collective, collecting their
same positions to negotiate, you know, for a deal, a bargain collectively
(08:54):
altogether as a group. She lovesthe Venn diagrams that one live not dude,
like you would think that she wouldbe right, Like what is going
on the fact that they don't dothey don't make fun of her. They're
not about comedy. I think yourhumor sucks when you just can't take the
(09:16):
obvious. Like, even if Iagree with you, if you do something
goofy and stupid, I'm gonna makefun of you because I am an equal
opportunity ridicular and I don't respect peoplewho are not. So if I if
I do something dumb and you don'tmake fun of me, we can't be
friends. If if you do somethingdumb and you don't like it, if
I make fun of you for doingit, then we can't be friends.
(09:37):
Because their life is too short notto laugh at other people. That's just
all there is to it. LikeCain not wanting to play Warhammer, for
instance, we're having this, thisis an ongoing fight that we're having,
describing it as I don't want toand that's not even destiny. You haven't.
No, that's accurate. So itis so you you. Is it
(09:58):
indicative of you not wanting or youjust were wanting to but just not having
the time because you're so busy withRocket League? Yeah? No, I
wish I was more busy with RocketLeague. I only get a chance to
play, you know, rock Leaguewith my son over in Illinois once maybe
every ten days or so. It'snot very much you play rock League with
him. But then when you're notplaying with him, you could squat up
(10:20):
right, I'm just saying I could. Probably, I'll have to carve out
some time, throw it in thecalendar. I can do it. See,
I could make it happen. Wecould have like a whole team squad,
dude, like a whole day aradio, and then we'll get one
into it. You said Dark Tide, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And then Steve is like, Idon't even know, do Steve you
don't play really right, He's likethe only millennial who's not really into games,
(10:43):
right, Oh that I know.I said this before. I grew
up in a house full of women, so video there's no video games in
my house. Grown up, bea nerd for once, damn it.
Come on, nerd out with us. I nerd out on all other things.
It's not video games. He's likeso straight, like he's just like,
yes, well, uh but no, I think that's one of the
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it's a it's a great So I'mgonna keep bringing that up constantly until I
break you, just because it's greatfun. It's great fun, Kane.
You get you get to go atzombies and you can crush them into meat
pulps. That's what I'll do foryou. Collectively, you know, together
as a collective. You mean asa group, as a group all together,
you know, a collective. That'sthe way it is. And then
(11:26):
we can bargain about what level ofmalans we would like to play. You
know, I'm glad you cleared itbecause I thought collective bargaining was you like
collecting bargains that's you know. Actually, I'm so glad that you brought that
up because you know. For instance, so my stepdad, right is the
coupon king. So I don't knowhow it works in some people's homes,
but in the home in which Igrew up, first it was me and
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my mom for a long time,and then when my mom and my stepdad
got together. He is like verygood at couponing and finding the coupons and
saving the coupon and he would keepthem all organized in a letter organizing that
he hung on the back of thepantry door, a little pantry door in
the kitchen, and all the differentcoupons. And when he makes a grocery
list, parts of the paper there'sa there's invisible borders and you're not allowed
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to put any non dairy item inthe dairy section that is not at all
marked on the grocery list. It'sjust not at all marked, and it's
it's just, you know, hehe writes it out how he goes into
the aisles, and he will nothe would not allow my mother to go
to the grocery store because he's like, she gets distracted and picks up other
things, and so he's like,you don't get to go, and so
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like normally it's just like the thermostatis like the territory, right, the
dad's like they take over. No, And this house was also the grocery
store shopping, so you had tohave a coupon to get it. If
you wanted it, there better bea coupon or you ain't getting it.
You know, a quick question,Uh huh coupon or coupon, he says,
coupon. I who am I toargue? I have two, my
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mom says, And he's like,that's is there a singular way that's correct?
I don't know. I'm not goingto fight with him about it.
You're everybody else is welcome to takeup the issue with Papa, but uh
yeah, it's not gonna be me. Just call him paper bargains, paper
bargains, that's we're collecting collectively.But no, he would that's what he
do. He would collect the bargains, he would collect the coupons, and
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he would you can't you know,like I remember one time I wanted cap'n
Crunch and I heaven forbid, Iput it in the meat section and he's
like, oh, Jesser got toget a whole new piece of paper.
Now. No, he got thewhite out and he would wipe it out.
It was a notebook paper, dude. It was like college ruled notebook
paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got no one got a white
It's got to be perfect, noscratching out because this kid's confusing and slopping,
(13:45):
and he doesn't like the sloppiness andconfusion. Right, My kids think
he can do no wrong because he'sforklift certified. I don't know, he
drives, he operates a forklift,and then he got bored in retirement and
then wanted to go back to drivemore forklifts. So I don't know,
but he's like, no, no, this is not how it works.
You cannot put the cereal where themeat goes. Like okay, oh well,
just can we get it? Isthere a coupon for it? Is
(14:07):
there a coupon for the cap'n Crunch? I did not have a coupon for
the cap'n Crunch at that particular time, so Dana did not get the cap'n
Crunch. Now, when he didfind the cap'n Crunch later with the crunch
berries, he had a coupon forit, and that was a nice surprise.
But that's the house I grew upin. It didn't exist on the
store shelves. He would say,the stores out of it if there wasn't
a coupon for it. And Iknow these were lies, and he's like
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that, No, no store didn'thave anything, Like, you're serious,
the store didn't have any cap'n crunch. That's a lie. We know this
as lies. You just didn't havea coupon. Not the same thing.
But he was a collector of bargains, and he was in the Union,
but he was a collector of bargains. You could say, like Kamala Harris
was explaining, right, just goout and collect bargains. I love it.
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news you would probably miss, it'stime for Dana's quick five. I gotta
immediately start with Pumpkin the Bear.Hansen. I don't know where this is.
Hansen. Police W Beasley News saythat Pumpkin the bear is gonna have
to be euthanized after killing a goat. Is that not what bears do?
(16:22):
I mean, it's a bear.Bears killed goats? Right? They said
the black bear has gotten a tastefor livestock, killed a goat inside of
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to carry bear spray If I'm goinginto it like Yosemite and I'm going into
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yard. He's a big, giantblack bear, they said. Unfortunately,
he's becoming too comfortable in the area. It's not his fault, and he's
found too many food sources. He'sgoing to have to be euthanized. You
people are morons. You are thedumbest people. You don't have to euthanize
the damn bear. Put him atyou know what, like put him in
a zoo. Put him in azoo or like a nature reserve or relocating
(17:10):
him or something like that. Youdon't got a killing. He's a big,
fit black bear. Yes, hekilled a goat because that's what bears
eat. Quld having bear's food aroundhim. I'm joking about that last part.
But flexible work hours can make yourheart ten years younger. That doesn't
make any sense to me. WhatI think, I don't know. I
think this is weird. They saidthat flexible hours may reduce the risk of
heart disease. I think that thishas to do with like habits and patterns
(17:33):
and behaviors, less so with us. Don't you think so? Because nobody's
stopping you from getting up and takinga little walk around the aiste. Nobodys
stopping you from do that. Idon't know. Some of these studies are
weird. I exploding. Marijuana infusedcider drinks were recalled in Michigan. It's
(17:56):
called I'm really confused by this wholedrink because it sounds horrible. The cana
is called Armada. It's Armada Cannabiscompany, Cannabis apple cider. You don't
have to put cannabis on everything,just like you don't have to put pumpkin
spice in everything. Right, youdon't need pumpkin spice tires, your fridge
(18:18):
doesn't need Wi Fi. You don'tneed cannabis and everything. Fifteen thousand cans
of marijuana infuse cider drinks. That, honestly, that sounds horrible. Ciders
should be not with that flavor init. They said it's a single batch
of Armada cannabis apple sider. Theysaid they've been swelling and bursting. They
said they've received the reports have beenfrom retailers, not from actual consumers.
(18:41):
The cans in question lists January secondas an expiration date, Like, you
do not have to put cannabis inevery single thing. I think people are
going to overboard with that, likethe pumpkin spice stuff. I really do.
I think this is like way,there's way too much. Stop it.
You don't need to do all that. Let's see this. The nation
is at risk of winter blackouts asthe power grid remains uncertain or remains understrained.
(19:04):
Yeah, it does remain understrained.This is the way you need to
get a generators. Yeah, let'shave more evs. A Cruise robo taxi
dragged a pedestrian in San Francisco.Yeah. See in San Francisco, the
cars drag you. It's that oneof the driverless cars. The vehicle software
mischaracterized where the robotaxi initially struck thewoman, leading it to make the wrong
(19:27):
decision. I won't even have adamn roomba. I would never get in.
I would never do this, neverstick with this. We got a
lot more in store. Just becauseyou don't like it doesn't make it a
conspiracy theory, you know what.Hold on, I gotta put my thing
(19:48):
in my case because we got totalk about big tech for a moment.
I can't. I can't, canthey can they? Hold up? I'm
gonna put my side. Can't onmy computer. I can't put it on
my head because it'll mess up myhair. We literally just did this.
We we we begged these people tosend us stuff. So this is I'm
(20:10):
not don't worry. I'm gonna putmy phone in my thing. Do me
favor real quick, Kane, callmy phone real quick right now. I'm
gonna see something. Hold up.I want to show you, guys,
because I want to do my redbecause we got to talk about how big
tech is censoring the hell out ofus right now. So just want to
make sure. Just call my phonereal quick. It'll ring at some point
(20:30):
because I got to talk about bigtech going at us. Why is it
not ring? I mean as supposedto be ring. All my stuff's up?
Oh there it is, okay,So all right, you're calling me.
I'm not taking your call obviously,So I'm gonna put it in the
thing and then you can try.You can try call it, because then
we got to talk about big techis slamming us so bad. Right now
I'm putting it in my my fairOh yeah, yeah, yeah, so
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we we are. It's actually Kanewho is crazy. I was wrapping his
whole head and tinfoil and we're like, you're gonna die. Can you find
something that's not gonna hurt you?Right? And so he found that.
It's like they're called, it's calledfar Day Labs. This thing will not
ring call my phone again. Ihaven't turned it all off. I haven't
(21:14):
turned it off. I'm doing thisbecause I want to talk smack and I
don't want them to get me whatit does? Are you gonna do it
calling? It's not well, it'snot ringing. No, it's not ringing
at all. This is crazy.It's literally not ringing. Yeah, and
then I have I purposely leave myvoicemail full because I hate messengers. I
hate all of it. Anyway,I'm just gonna keep this in here because
(21:36):
yeah, uh so, anyway,so here's what's up. Uh So,
we got. I got another littlething on Instagram. I got a whole
bunch of more notices on like awhole handful of notices on Facebook. This
comes after YouTube took down two ofmy videos because they too the videos for
the Dana Show, because we hadon Doctor Robert Malone, we had on
(21:59):
Doctor Tipri. Laurie was only talkingabout ivermectin as a method to treat symptoms,
and she was talking very specifically abouthow it works to alleviate some of
the symptoms that go along with havingthe RONA and some you know Barista drop
out button pusher at thug Tube YouTubeMootube, they decided that they they didn't
(22:27):
like the video was like, thiswas posted over a year ago, so
they started taking these videos down.And they told me yesterday because I disputed
it, and they're like, no, sorry, you know, you just
didn't. They didn't actually tell mewhat in the video they thought was misinformation.
They claimed that I was spreading misinformation, which I think is a is
an indignation of my character. Andthey said that I was spreading misinformation,
(22:49):
and I said, I had askedthem, can you actually articulate what?
And they couldn't. They wouldn't like, no, it's yes, we just
don't we hate you. They didn'tsay it like that, but that's basically
what it is. They they couldn'tactually say a single thing as to why
they couldn't put to a single thingin any anywhere. They couldn't actually articulate
why any of it would be consideredin any way misinformation, and so so
(23:17):
we got that. Then we getthe notice and I had this and this
was from They didn't even show mewhat what this was. They didn't even
show me what what uh this onevideo was. They were just they told
me that I'm pull this up thatand I sent this to canaan Wan.
(23:41):
They showed that they had removed theseposts on Facebook. They said it went
against our rules. But then theydidn't tell me what post it was,
what video was, or what rulesit violated. They just said, no,
it violates our community standards. ViolationThat means I'm going to post more
of it. Whatever it was,I don't know what it was. Was
(24:02):
it somebody who was mad that Iwas saying that Palestine is a fictional country.
I don't know, cause it isfight me. I don't know.
These people are these fascists This isso stupid. This is absolute, you
know. But these are the samepeople that are like, no, no,
no. If you sit here andglorify Hamas and you say from the
River to the Sea, that's okay. If you sit here and scream kill
(24:23):
the Jews on college campuses, that'sokay. But heaven forbid you point out
that you know, I've vermect andactually can help alleviate symptoms that go along
with rona, or that you pointout that you know, Palestine actually isn't
a real country. It was completelymade up. It's a fictional place.
There's no Palestinian people that's not supportedby two thousand years of antiquity, and
it was completely fabricated out of theether after by Hadrian after the Second Judeant
(24:48):
Uprising, because he quelled that andthen he was like, yeah, I'm
gonna be a spiteful d bag,So I'm gonna name this Syria Philistine Philistina
after the Philistines who are Greek,and they're all here like whatever, like
half a century before Arab's even gottinto the area. So I'm just gonna
say, I don't know, justhistory in fact, So I just feel
(25:08):
like, you know, I'm gonnahave to wrap all our stuff because these
people there now, they're like Colman, They're like listening to everything. Now,
okay, can I Can I talkon enough smack about it because it'll
I also don't like it if Italk about stuff and it shows ads,
it shows ads. You know howI was talking about possum stuff. It
(25:29):
was showing me possum stuff yesterday.Dude. For real, Dude. I
bet I could put my phone onmy socket too. I bet it would
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Florida man. Oh my gosh,I have like so many I love Florida
man. I love Florida man somuch because just when you think you've heard
it all, I guarantee ya,you haven't all right. So first stop,
I'm gonna get to the snake stuff. But hold up, so I
got this is the five alligator guy. Florida man found with five alligators living
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in his bathtub. An anonymous tipled officers to the man's house. A
Florida man has been ordered to appearin court after officers found five young alligators
living in his bathtub. An anonymoustip let offer officers off. The first
led officers to thirty eight year oldRobert Robinson's house. Officers then contacted Robinson
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over the fund when they arrived,and he confirmed that yes, he did
have the gators inside, and heallowed them to check inside of his house.
They found five alligators in the bathtub. I swear, isn't this like
a song? Isn't this like asong? Like alligators in the bathtub before
making sure he didn't have any otherwildlife in any other parts of his house.
He told the officers that he caughtthe gators from a pond near his
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home, but it remains unclear howlong they were in his possession. They
were released into this very confusingly spelledlake. They're gonna, they're gonna through
Florida. People are just gonna justget me. Stop. Wait it's Lake
Tahopaka. That son, right,See we did it, yay. Officers
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found the alligators on October twenty third, and they sited the incident with Florida
Fish and Wildlife blah blah blah.You have to have a permit to possess
the wildlife as a personal pet.I thought this was America, so that
means I couldn't have a uh no, but thank you miss Susie with their
alligator person. No, I can't. Would could I not have alpassum?
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I'm just wondering. Yeah, allright, this is about uh soccer or
football. Naples, Florida's soccer coach, was arrested because he got mad at
a call by a ref on Wednesdaynight and he decided to go up and
head butt the referee. Yeah,forty three year old Jose Garcia. He
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did not have the best reaction.It was Eagles Lake Community Park and they
got a call from a witness andresponse to a battery. Garcia told him
that referee Wan Mendoza, referee reprimandedhim for a foul and he thought the
referee made a bad call, sohe went to argue with the referee.
They gave the yellow card at himand then uh then he then he got
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mad a his head butted him andthen so that because he was screaming profanities,
and then he head butted him andhe got a red card and they
threw him out of the game.That's not really how you deal with that.
But you know, well, Imean he I like how he goes
whenever we play. It just getsa little physical a little bit. And
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then one of the witnesses, NancyMorales, says, I think he should
take a chill pill. It's agame. He's not going to win anything
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at Toyota, which last week announcedthere would significantly finally increase wages for their
workers. Thanks for you had nochoice. They had no choice because what
you did you helped everybody. Andlook, and I want to thank you
for your commitment to the solidarity forexercise. You're right to bargain collectively.
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You made this happen and snow nobodythe way. It's a bigger thing.
I think even you all realize you'vechanged, your change in the face of
the country. Guy goes to thanks. Oh my gosh, God, bless
America. That's a potus. Welcomeback. I'm in a weird mood,
dude. Top of the top ofthe second hour on this Friday, and
(06:27):
get another day. That Caan hasgotten Warhammer to squad up top of the
second hour. It's all right,it's all right, Yeah, we're gonna
fight about it today. We're gonnafight about it. So get ready,
go ahead and get ready, getyour little team ready. You can sit
here talk to me about your littlerocket league, and then we're gonna talk
about Warhammer Dark. And we're gonnajust have it. We're gonna have the
fight. It's all right, allright, welcome top of the second hour,
(06:49):
Dane Lash with you. You canlisten coast to coast. You can
stream the radio program three forty seven, Drag TV also and all kinds of
good stuf. So, well,I really want to get I need this
one. So this is the onethat you just put in slack. And
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this is somebody that it's our vicepresident. You put this in slack.
Vice president was talking to the pipefitter's local FI thirty seven, right,
and she was explaining collective bargaining tothem. She was explaining them to them,
(07:40):
right, that's the best way toput it. Yeah, okay,
go ahead, go ahead, listen. This is think of the dressing for
the word salad. Go ahead.So, collective bargaining is about saying,
let the workers have a voice asa collective all together, representing each one
of them as a group, andthen go into that negotiation because then you
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start to equal out the balance interms of power in a way that the
outcome will be fair. That's whatcollective bargaining is about. That's what work
or organizing is about. This isone of my favorite comments I've ever read
in my life. She should havenever have quit her job at at the
Saurus Factory, so profound. I'mso happy that she explained such a complex
(08:28):
word cain meaning it's not simple.So you know, collective bargaining is about,
you know, people doing things togethercollectively as a collective, collecting their
same positions to negotiate, you know, for a deal, a bargain collectively
(08:54):
altogether as a group. She lovesthe Venn diagrams that one live not dude,
like you would think that she wouldbe right, Like what is going
on the fact that they don't dothey don't make fun of her. They're
not about comedy. I think yourhumor sucks when you just can't take the
(09:16):
obvious. Like, even if Iagree with you, if you do something
goofy and stupid, I'm gonna makefun of you because I am an equal
opportunity ridicular and I don't respect peoplewho are not. So if I if
I do something dumb and you don'tmake fun of me, we can't be
friends. If if you do somethingdumb and you don't like it, if
I make fun of you for doingit, then we can't be friends.
(09:37):
Because their life is too short notto laugh at other people. That's just
all there is to it. LikeCain not wanting to play Warhammer, for
instance, we're having this, thisis an ongoing fight that we're having,
describing it as I don't want toand that's not even destiny. You haven't.
No, that's accurate. So itis so you you. Is it
(09:58):
indicative of you not wanting or youjust were wanting to but just not having
the time because you're so busy withRocket League? Yeah? No, I
wish I was more busy with RocketLeague. I only get a chance to
play, you know, rock Leaguewith my son over in Illinois once maybe
every ten days or so. It'snot very much you play rock League with
him. But then when you're notplaying with him, you could squat up
(10:20):
right, I'm just saying I could. Probably, I'll have to carve out
some time, throw it in thecalendar. I can do it. See,
I could make it happen. Wecould have like a whole team squad,
dude, like a whole day aradio, and then we'll get one
into it. You said Dark Tide, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
And then Steve is like, Idon't even know, do Steve you
don't play really right, He's likethe only millennial who's not really into games,
(10:43):
right, Oh that I know.I said this before. I grew
up in a house full of women, so video there's no video games in
my house. Grown up, bea nerd for once, damn it.
Come on, nerd out with us. I nerd out on all other things.
It's not video games. He's likeso straight, like he's just like,
yes, well, uh but no, I think that's one of the
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it's a it's a great So I'mgonna keep bringing that up constantly until I
break you, just because it's greatfun. It's great fun, Kane.
You get you get to go atzombies and you can crush them into meat
pulps. That's what I'll do foryou. Collectively, you know, together
as a collective. You mean asa group, as a group all together,
you know, a collective. That'sthe way it is. And then
(11:26):
we can bargain about what level ofmalans we would like to play. You
know, I'm glad you cleared itbecause I thought collective bargaining was you like
collecting bargains that's you know. Actually, I'm so glad that you brought that
up because you know. For instance, so my stepdad, right is the
coupon king. So I don't knowhow it works in some people's homes,
but in the home in which Igrew up, first it was me and
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my mom for a long time,and then when my mom and my stepdad
got together. He is like verygood at couponing and finding the coupons and
saving the coupon and he would keepthem all organized in a letter organizing that
he hung on the back of thepantry door, a little pantry door in
the kitchen, and all the differentcoupons. And when he makes a grocery
list, parts of the paper there'sa there's invisible borders and you're not allowed
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to put any non dairy item inthe dairy section that is not at all
marked on the grocery list. It'sjust not at all marked, and it's
it's just, you know, hehe writes it out how he goes into
the aisles, and he will nothe would not allow my mother to go
to the grocery store because he's like, she gets distracted and picks up other
things, and so he's like,you don't get to go, and so
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like normally it's just like the thermostatis like the territory, right, the
dad's like they take over. No, And this house was also the grocery
store shopping, so you had tohave a coupon to get it. If
you wanted it, there better bea coupon or you ain't getting it.
You know, a quick question,Uh huh coupon or coupon, he says,
coupon. I who am I toargue? I have two, my
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mom says, And he's like,that's is there a singular way that's correct?
I don't know. I'm not goingto fight with him about it.
You're everybody else is welcome to takeup the issue with Papa, but uh
yeah, it's not gonna be me. Just call him paper bargains, paper
bargains, that's we're collecting collectively.But no, he would that's what he
do. He would collect the bargains, he would collect the coupons, and
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he would you can't you know,like I remember one time I wanted cap'n
Crunch and I heaven forbid, Iput it in the meat section and he's
like, oh, Jesser got toget a whole new piece of paper.
Now. No, he got thewhite out and he would wipe it out.
It was a notebook paper, dude. It was like college ruled notebook
paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got no one got a white
It's got to be perfect, noscratching out because this kid's confusing and slopping,
(13:45):
and he doesn't like the sloppiness andconfusion. Right, My kids think
he can do no wrong because he'sforklift certified. I don't know, he
drives, he operates a forklift,and then he got bored in retirement and
then wanted to go back to drivemore forklifts. So I don't know,
but he's like, no, no, this is not how it works.
You cannot put the cereal where themeat goes. Like okay, oh well,
just can we get it? Isthere a coupon for it? Is
(14:07):
there a coupon for the cap'n Crunch? I did not have a coupon for
the cap'n Crunch at that particular time, so Dana did not get the cap'n
Crunch. Now, when he didfind the cap'n Crunch later with the crunch
berries, he had a coupon forit, and that was a nice surprise.
But that's the house I grew upin. It didn't exist on the
store shelves. He would say,the stores out of it if there wasn't
a coupon for it. And Iknow these were lies, and he's like
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that, No, no store didn'thave anything, Like, you're serious,
the store didn't have any cap'n crunch. That's a lie. We know this
as lies. You just didn't havea coupon. Not the same thing.
But he was a collector of bargains, and he was in the Union,
but he was a collector of bargains. You could say, like Kamala Harris
was explaining, right, just goout and collect bargains. I love it.
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news you would probably miss, it'stime for Dana's quick five. I gotta
immediately start with Pumpkin the Bear.Hansen. I don't know where this is.
Hansen. Police W Beasley News saythat Pumpkin the bear is gonna have
to be euthanized after killing a goat. Is that not what bears do?
(16:22):
I mean, it's a bear.Bears killed goats? Right? They said
the black bear has gotten a tastefor livestock, killed a goat inside of
barm Wednesday nights, the second timepumpkin has attacked livestock, said police,
although the owners had an electric fenceand reinforced barn doors. See, if
you have to put down the bear, then why the hell do I got
to carry bear spray If I'm goinginto it like Yosemite and I'm going into
a park. Thank you, Thankyou, just saying. The bear got
(16:44):
his nickname in September after he wasseen snacking on a pumpkin in a residence
yard. He's a big, giantblack bear, they said. Unfortunately,
he's becoming too comfortable in the area. It's not his fault, and he's
found too many food sources. He'sgoing to have to be euthanized. You
people are morons. You are thedumbest people. You don't have to euthanize
the damn bear. Put him atyou know what, like put him in
a zoo. Put him in azoo or like a nature reserve or relocating
(17:10):
him or something like that. Youdon't got a killing. He's a big,
fit black bear. Yes, hekilled a goat because that's what bears
eat. Quld having bear's food aroundhim. I'm joking about that last part.
But flexible work hours can make yourheart ten years younger. That doesn't
make any sense to me. WhatI think, I don't know. I
think this is weird. They saidthat flexible hours may reduce the risk of
heart disease. I think that thishas to do with like habits and patterns
(17:33):
and behaviors, less so with us. Don't you think so? Because nobody's
stopping you from getting up and takinga little walk around the aiste. Nobodys
stopping you from do that. Idon't know. Some of these studies are
weird. I exploding. Marijuana infusedcider drinks were recalled in Michigan. It's
(17:56):
called I'm really confused by this wholedrink because it sounds horrible. The cana
is called Armada. It's Armada Cannabiscompany, Cannabis apple cider. You don't
have to put cannabis on everything,just like you don't have to put pumpkin
spice in everything. Right, youdon't need pumpkin spice tires, your fridge
(18:18):
doesn't need Wi Fi. You don'tneed cannabis and everything. Fifteen thousand cans
of marijuana infuse cider drinks. That, honestly, that sounds horrible. Ciders
should be not with that flavor init. They said it's a single batch
of Armada cannabis apple sider. Theysaid they've been swelling and bursting. They
said they've received the reports have beenfrom retailers, not from actual consumers.
(18:41):
The cans in question lists January secondas an expiration date, Like, you
do not have to put cannabis inevery single thing. I think people are
going to overboard with that, likethe pumpkin spice stuff. I really do.
I think this is like way,there's way too much. Stop it.
You don't need to do all that. Let's see this. The nation
is at risk of winter blackouts asthe power grid remains uncertain or remains understrained.
(19:04):
Yeah, it does remain understrained.This is the way you need to
get a generators. Yeah, let'shave more evs. A Cruise robo taxi
dragged a pedestrian in San Francisco.Yeah. See in San Francisco, the
cars drag you. It's that oneof the driverless cars. The vehicle software
mischaracterized where the robotaxi initially struck thewoman, leading it to make the wrong
(19:27):
decision. I won't even have adamn roomba. I would never get in.
I would never do this, neverstick with this. We got a
lot more in store. Just becauseyou don't like it doesn't make it a
conspiracy theory, you know what.Hold on, I gotta put my thing
(19:48):
in my case because we got totalk about big tech for a moment.
I can't. I can't, canthey can they? Hold up? I'm
gonna put my side. Can't onmy computer. I can't put it on
my head because it'll mess up myhair. We literally just did this.
We we we begged these people tosend us stuff. So this is I'm
(20:10):
not don't worry. I'm gonna putmy phone in my thing. Do me
favor real quick, Kane, callmy phone real quick right now. I'm
gonna see something. Hold up.I want to show you, guys,
because I want to do my redbecause we got to talk about how big
tech is censoring the hell out ofus right now. So just want to
make sure. Just call my phonereal quick. It'll ring at some point
(20:30):
because I got to talk about bigtech going at us. Why is it
not ring? I mean as supposedto be ring. All my stuff's up?
Oh there it is, okay,So all right, you're calling me.
I'm not taking your call obviously,So I'm gonna put it in the
thing and then you can try.You can try call it, because then
we got to talk about big techis slamming us so bad. Right now
I'm putting it in my my fairOh yeah, yeah, yeah, so
(20:53):
we we are. It's actually Kanewho is crazy. I was wrapping his
whole head and tinfoil and we're like, you're gonna die. Can you find
something that's not gonna hurt you?Right? And so he found that.
It's like they're called, it's calledfar Day Labs. This thing will not
ring call my phone again. Ihaven't turned it all off. I haven't
(21:14):
turned it off. I'm doing thisbecause I want to talk smack and I
don't want them to get me whatit does? Are you gonna do it
calling? It's not well, it'snot ringing. No, it's not ringing
at all. This is crazy.It's literally not ringing. Yeah, and
then I have I purposely leave myvoicemail full because I hate messengers. I
hate all of it. Anyway,I'm just gonna keep this in here because
(21:36):
yeah, uh so, anyway,so here's what's up. Uh So,
we got. I got another littlething on Instagram. I got a whole
bunch of more notices on like awhole handful of notices on Facebook. This
comes after YouTube took down two ofmy videos because they too the videos for
the Dana Show, because we hadon Doctor Robert Malone, we had on
(21:59):
Doctor Tipri. Laurie was only talkingabout ivermectin as a method to treat symptoms,
and she was talking very specifically abouthow it works to alleviate some of
the symptoms that go along with havingthe RONA and some you know Barista drop
out button pusher at thug Tube YouTubeMootube, they decided that they they didn't
(22:27):
like the video was like, thiswas posted over a year ago, so
they started taking these videos down.And they told me yesterday because I disputed
it, and they're like, no, sorry, you know, you just
didn't. They didn't actually tell mewhat in the video they thought was misinformation.
They claimed that I was spreading misinformation, which I think is a is
an indignation of my character. Andthey said that I was spreading misinformation,
(22:49):
and I said, I had askedthem, can you actually articulate what?
And they couldn't. They wouldn't like, no, it's yes, we just
don't we hate you. They didn'tsay it like that, but that's basically
what it is. They they couldn'tactually say a single thing as to why
they couldn't put to a single thingin any anywhere. They couldn't actually articulate
why any of it would be consideredin any way misinformation, and so so
(23:17):
we got that. Then we getthe notice and I had this and this
was from They didn't even show mewhat what this was. They didn't even
show me what what uh this onevideo was. They were just they told
me that I'm pull this up thatand I sent this to canaan Wan.
(23:41):
They showed that they had removed theseposts on Facebook. They said it went
against our rules. But then theydidn't tell me what post it was,
what video was, or what rulesit violated. They just said, no,
it violates our community standards. ViolationThat means I'm going to post more
of it. Whatever it was,I don't know what it was. Was
(24:02):
it somebody who was mad that Iwas saying that Palestine is a fictional country.
I don't know, cause it isfight me. I don't know.
These people are these fascists This isso stupid. This is absolute, you
know. But these are the samepeople that are like, no, no,
no. If you sit here andglorify Hamas and you say from the
River to the Sea, that's okay. If you sit here and scream kill
(24:23):
the Jews on college campuses, that'sokay. But heaven forbid you point out
that you know, I've vermect andactually can help alleviate symptoms that go along
with rona, or that you pointout that you know, Palestine actually isn't
a real country. It was completelymade up. It's a fictional place.
There's no Palestinian people that's not supportedby two thousand years of antiquity, and
it was completely fabricated out of theether after by Hadrian after the Second Judeant
(24:48):
Uprising, because he quelled that andthen he was like, yeah, I'm
gonna be a spiteful d bag,So I'm gonna name this Syria Philistine Philistina
after the Philistines who are Greek,and they're all here like whatever, like
half a century before Arab's even gottinto the area. So I'm just gonna
say, I don't know, justhistory in fact, So I just feel
(25:08):
like, you know, I'm gonnahave to wrap all our stuff because these
people there now, they're like Colman, They're like listening to everything. Now,
okay, can I Can I talkon enough smack about it because it'll
I also don't like it if Italk about stuff and it shows ads,
it shows ads. You know howI was talking about possum stuff. It
(25:29):
was showing me possum stuff yesterday.Dude. For real, Dude. I
bet I could put my phone onmy socket too. I bet it would
do the same thing. Thanks fortuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's
Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven'talready, made sure to hit that subscribe
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