November 13, 2023 • 21 mins
The Secret Service protecting Biden’s granddaughter, Naomi, opened fire after an attempted carjacking. Meanwhile, Dana makes a metaphor about Minecraft to people who don’t contribute to society.
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Dana Lashes of sard Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. So I gotta tell you
about the pig named pork Chop.A Florida woman was very upset after her
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severely obese pet pig called pork Chopwas seized by animal control over fears for
the four hundred pound animals health.Pork Chop is so fit it took two
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officers to carry him on. Canwe oh please wand can you please do
him in on that on the simulcast. If you're watching the simulcast of the
show, that looks like a fakepick. It looks he's gonna show you.
It don't even look real. Itlooks like a balloon with little stubs
for legs. The pig had tobe carried out of the house by two
officers that had to use support strapsto support his body and help him walk.
(01:15):
Kelly Jacobson, the owner, weptas she told reporters I need him
and promised to make him better.Officers said the pig was severely obese,
has a skin condition, and needsits tusks and nails groomed. I it
sounds like I'm gonna be real.It sounds like Kelly Jacobson was not taking
care of pork Chop. Right.How do you let pork chop get so
(01:37):
bad that he's four hundred pounds?He can't hardly walk. It's his healthless
in danger. His tusks had beentrimmed, his nails hadn't been trimmed.
A pig supposed to be fat,though not four hundred pounds. I can't
move fat. I mean, ohmy gosh. He was carried out because
they buy two police officers during theeviction. He was so happy four hundred
(01:57):
pounds, and then Kelly Jacobson wassaying him, I'll do whatever I have
to to make him better. That'sthe direct quote. Can I be real?
Though? It sounds like you knowyou had your chance, girl,
and you did not make him betterlike you you you let him it has
come. I mean, I feelso bad for it. Did you get
the side view of him going intothe little it's from WPTV going into the
(02:21):
little his I guess he was theone says he looks like a pokemon.
He does. He's so big,like he was trying to go into the
back and all he's got. He'sgot little stub legs. I don't even
know, dude, I've never seensuch a fat pig in my life.
That is one of the fattest pigsI've ever seen. And so they said
(02:45):
pork Chop is Jacobsen was saying porkChop is a service animal, but officers
from Palm Beach County Animal Care andControl were like, mmmm, yeah,
I don't know. Like it's aservice animal, how does it serve you?
It can't even move, girl,it can't move. I mean,
she says. She tried to puthim on a diet, and she struggled
(03:05):
to find somebody who could groom him. She says, quote, I have
fought a lot of people a longtime to keep him. They're taking him
away from me. I mean,I get it that you're sad. She
also didn't pay rent for three months. I get it that you're said,
but like, you know, yougot all these this money for handtats,
but you don't got no money toget his nails groomed. Girl, What
are you doing? Come on,So now they're trying to seek custody of
(03:30):
pork Chop, and then they're gonnathey would like to take him to an
animal sanctuary to get him healthy tolose weight, and it's the laughing pig
sanctuary that may take him. He'dhave to go on a lean diet of
fruits and vegetables, and he can'twalk. He didn't really have any activity
level to exercise. So, uh, they said that there is She one
of the ladies said that she wash mortified at the way the animal services
(03:52):
handle the poor pig. If theydon't have the tools to effectively remove him,
it's not their fault, but yeah, that's horrific. That is if
you're not can carry your animals,So it's not enough just to have them.
You have to take care of them. And if you're not taking care
of them, that itself is abusiveand cruel. So man, I mean,
pork chop girl, you gotta letthat pick go. I think you're
gonna if you need. I justthink that some people need a therapist and
(04:15):
not a support animal. Okay,I think you know that's mean to do
that to the animal that I justI'm sorry, but it's I'm not sorry.
I actually stop it, stop it, stop doing it. I cannot
believe that that's I'm full of jokes. I mean, I love that pig,
but oh my gosh, like Ijust keep thinking, no harm and
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sent you. You guys hear thestory about Naomi Biden Secret Service detail.
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They open up fire on three suspectstrying to break into an SUV during her
night out in Georgetown. This wasmidnight on Sunday. That's Biden's eldest granddaughter.
Is she one of the ones thatlive in the White House or no?
I know. She lives in DCand she apparently works at a law
firm. They've had seven hundred andfifty carjackings this year. So secret Service
agents opened fire after three people triedto break into an unmarked Secret Service vehicle.
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So it's a Secret Service car.They were designed, they were signed
to protect Naomi Biden, who's almostwell, she's thirty. She's a Hunt's
daughter. They like Hunter Biden's ababy. He's got a thirty year old
daughter. Shut up. She wasout in the Georgetown neighborhood late Sunday night.
Can I ask a question? Irealized that mentally, I'm like ninety,
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Is it You're thirty years old andyou're out at midnight on a Sunday
partying it out? Uh? Isthat weird? Yeah? I don't think
it's weird for thirty really? Yeah, I think like I had two kids
by that. Yeah, I meanyou and me both, but mortgage,
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you know, like what we're talkingabout in today's context, right, Yeah,
yeah, I'm thinking thirty is notthat crazy? Wait wait wait wait
wait why that's weird? Isn't itweird? I don't, It's just what
I observe. I don't know ifSteve's close, okay, Steve, where
everyone turns the look at Steve.Steve. Steve's going to be twenty nine
this week, so Steve's like ayear younger than Naomi Biden. Yeah,
(08:24):
but like I okay, so yougot one year left, dude. Then
you can't be partying at midnight ona Sunday unless it's like a special festival
or something and then you know,or Christmas or New Year's or like a
super Bowl. Anyway, long storyshort, is that weird? Uh?
I mean is it weird? Steve? Well, I think people nowadays,
especially in like Northeast cities, likedon't really can like get engaged quick as
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quick as people in rural areas do. Like there are many people in their
thirties that act like they're in theirtwenties now, especially here. I don't
know what that says. But sothis is basically my ninety year old mentality
coming into effect. Not too much, but I think people just get married
later in life, especially in likevery liberal cities, and that's the way
it is. I don't know whatshe was doing. Interesting, interesting,
Yeah, I mean she was apparentlyjust it was her night out, that's
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all they said. She was havinga night out and it was like midnight.
But she got married. She gotmarried last year. Though she got
married last year. Okay, mhmm. Again, Dana is ninety years
old. That was that wedding theyhad at the White House and everybody flipped
about it. That's right, that'sright. So she you're married. Now
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you're a married woman. I mean, just saying this is like the Ozark
ninety year old mentality coming out.I'm like, girl, you're married.
You're a thirty year old married woman. What are you doing out partying at
midnight on a Sunday night? See? Now that makes it? That makes
it that that makes sense. Yeah, that makes sea that. Yeah,
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now was he there with her?Maybe they had an event, Okay,
well I'll hear. But apparently fromeverything I read, he wasn't there,
So I don't know. So sheI didn't even realize that the grandkids get
Secret Service protection? Is that justbecause they're considered valuable assets to the president
and he can't they don't want tohave the President of the United States compromise
in anyway. That's probably because it'skind of weird, like we're paying for
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her protection. I can you guyslike not be drunks for five damn seconds.
Can this family like keep their pantson, stay sober for like a
second? It would be great.It'd be great. Now, I'm not
saying that it's their fault that somebody, actually I am. It is your
fault. It is your fault.It's your party's fault. It's your ideology's
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fault. It's the ideology in theparty that makes this family, this white
trash family rich in the White House. And so you have six hundred and
something. I cannot believe that there'sthat many carjackings in DC. That's insane
to me, that many. Imean, it's like getting enough over halfway
over halfway, well over halfway toone thousand carjackings. It is that who's
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run that town? Who's run?DC came, that's right, Democrats.
That's crazy to me. So theysaid, uh yeah, DC, say
this on air, this is funny, or I'm gonna steal it from you.
Theft Auto dreams, Grand Theft AutoDreams, GTA D Grand Theft Auto
Dreams. There you go, whoof? But they opened fire, they said,
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they're still the investigation still ongoing.But three, can you break it
into a Secret Service vehicle? Iwould just think too, because this is
DC. You just got to thinkthat any kind of dark colored, unmarked
car is going to be no no, do it right? Absolutely? Maybe
I just look out for that kindof stuff. But these people apparently were
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morons because don't they have a specialplate. I think Secret Service got the
has a special plate. Steve Goes, not the fifteen year olds of no
parents thought. That's true. They'redone. They don't even have anybody to
tell them how to carjack like properly, not a government vehicle. I'm not
saying like you should, but youknow what I mean, good heavens that
the crime is out of control,out of control and now all of the
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news you would probably miss. It'stime for Dana's Quick five. It's terrifying.
So this apparently took place in Romewhere a lion got loose. People
were even told to shelter in placebecause I mean, it's a lion cost
Terror proud the streets, freely.It escaped from the circus, and yeah
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it was. It was a townnear Room cost Terror amongst all the residents.
They had footage all over social mediashowing this line wandering around the streets
of this small town. It hasjust a population of just over forty thousand,
and everyone said that they were toldto shelter inside as authorities a lion.
I'd be like free, free lion, gonna get a lion, lion
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finers keepers, Mammy, we thinkyou have that. No, no,
this is my lion. It's notthe line you're looking for. It's just
mine. I don't know what I'ddo with it, just to have one.
I feel like I'm snow white,like I want all the animals.
They're all mine. This is aterrifying article. This came out, this
story here. It showed that morethan one hundred veterans died more than one
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hundred veterans died at a New Yorkhome after one of the worst COVID outbreaks
in the state. And they saidthat apparently weren't was anybody know where Anthony
Cuomo is. Anybody know where Cuomois, everybody's looking for him. It
was a housing facility in New YorkCity. They had an outbreak apparently,
and it was the New York StateVeterans Home in Saint Albans. And they
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said that all of these are alreadysuper critically ill veterans, so they were
already way super immuno compromised. Theywere all incredibly elderly. But apparently they
weren't even given any treatment. Noone even took them to the hospital.
Nothing. They just let them.Oh boy, wow, there's I'm just
gonna say, but where that rhymeswith small suit? Let's see here.
(14:03):
Humans apparently have a third set ofteeth. Popular mechanics says that there might
be medicine to help them grow.Why why would you want them to grow?
What? That's terrifying. It wasa twenty twenty one study out of
Japan. They said you can targetgenes to regrow teeth in animals. Now
they're trying to do. They're doingclinical trials on how to do this and
humans. They said that, youknow, it's what makes sharks so intriguing
(14:24):
because they could just grow teeth regrotee. So they're doing a clinical trial of
medicine, which they hope will beavailable for general use in twenty thirty,
to regrow teeth that would only workfor people like Hunter Biden. Maybe I
don't know. The stores are snubbingBlack Fridays and mega sales Apples, Apple,
Tiffany's others are deciding to not participate. They're snubbing the Black Friday stuff,
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and FedEx accidentally delivered twenty thousand dollarsin lottery tickets to a woman's house.
I have more meat potatoes to getinto. But this kind of gets
into my whole way of operating MinecraftWorld. So I'm gonna tell you let
you guys in on something. I'mgonna get back to the other stuff because
I know you guys are so excitedto talk about all the twenty twenty four
news woo, even though the votesfor Iowa are still you know, a
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couple of months up woo. Butanyway, so you may not know this,
I've always played a video game ofsome sort. So we're not talking
about video games. This is aboutsocietal construct. So'll just hold them or
bring the tugboat in. So I'vealways played stuff, right, I've always
played games, like I taught mykids how to play video games. And
(15:33):
as you would want to see asa parent, they've bested you. That's
the whole goal of parenthood, right, you raise up the next the next
generation, and hope that they're greaterthan you in that regard. They are
not with cooking though, unfortunately,but with games, yes, they definitely
are. I remember when they usedto have to bring me their their nintendos,
their little what is it the Ican't remember what they're called anymore.
(15:54):
What were those called? Yeah,thank you the game? Boay? Mom?
Can you get me past this level? All I'd have to go in
had there when they had their firstX BUTO, I'm on, can you
give me past this level? Now? They you know, it's not like
that at all. So anyway,uh, when we were when I when
they were a little younger and wehomeschooled. One of the greatest ways,
by the way, it's a homeschooltool was Minecraft. Right. There was
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no wokery in it. You couldmake a private you could join like we
had a code, we could doall kinds of stuff. You could like
literally learn stuff from it. I'velearned a lot about geology. And I
also spent ten years building the largestprobably the largest handbuilt world in the entire
game, in the world, Iwould imagine, like I haven't touched it
in like a year and a half. But uh, like I you recreate
Monticello, read all this other stuff, and then I switched. I used
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to do that in Crochet. Thatreally it really went crazy during lockdown.
And then I don't don't know ifit's my oldest son or my youngest son
that noticed how my societies functioned.See, because I have a rule in
the Minecraft aanniverse, you've got you'vegot to you've got to contribute. And
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now let's let's just put this outthere. Every one of these NPCs.
So you have Minecraft and then theypopular m PC's you know, non playable
character you got they just they're they'rethey're what automated. They just walk around,
they have some things, sounds thatthey make, they'll go and that's
it. Uh, they're programmed todo certain things. You can throw down
different boxes and assign them tasks orlike their jobs. So if you build
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a beehive out of some of thesestupid blocks, uh, you're gonna have
a bee keeper. If you puta bucket by some water, you gotta
you gotta a fisherman. If youand they're all they're genderless, they're all
ugly, and uh, the minecraftdoesn't care about that because it's all about
the zombies and all that. Anyway. Yeah, that's that's in there.
So you you can you can youjust see what I'm saying, Like,
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you can have people literally be likea fletcher, like the guy who makes
the arrows, right, what dothey call him? Fletcher? Guy who
makes the arrows? Somebody will tellme, And I don't care. Uh,
And you've I've got, you've gotwhat is it? Like a potions
master essentially, the guy with thebeakers. You can put that blot.
I mean to do all kinds ofstuff, iron workers, everything, anyway,
farmers. I would get real aggravatedwhen I would put down and I
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would create, you know, avillage as like a buffer, you know,
for my village against the zombies.And you know, I'm putting these
blocks out and I'm like creating thesecharacters, you know, and there are
some of them that actively chose tobe uh pieces of crap, like they
they literally would not every one ofthem had a box, like a task
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box, and some of them literallychose to not work. They chose to
be communists, They chose to leachoff of a very productive society. And
that was problematic for me, rightbecause those were the ones at night,
when night came, that's when allthey monsters come out. Those are the
ones that get infected, right,those are the ones that get mrked or
get turned or something like that.So I'm like, well, you know,
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for the safety of the you know, this is not the United States.
We don't have you know, aMagna Carta inspired constitution. We're going
to do the danniverse. You gottago, dude, murk and so that,
so that you know, this societycould function. My kids think that
that's horrible. If they're not contributinganything, they're not doing the be stuff.
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They're not you know, farming,they're not out there fish and cane.
They're not out there a hammer andwhatever it is, a hammer on
their little iron blocks. Then youknow, like, what's the point why
what's the point Now I realized thatthat's you know, it's a world where
I basically am the master. Thisis terrifying. This is why people better
thank the stars that there's a god, because can you imagine that would be
my world, that's your world withoutthe Lord. So we have a lot
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of NPCs in this world. Actually, you know what, Caine minecraft is
is a great argument against atheism.This is what you have. It's kind
of Pascal's Wager sort of, whichis still kind of logically flawed, but
yet it motivates and it works.It's a bit like a modern day Pascal's
Wager. So this I just thinkit's Kane noted we got a lot of
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a lot of NPCs in this world. I don't think that that's a cruel
way to operate in that reality,Cane, I don't think so. I
don't think it's a see you agreewith me. My kids thought I was
horrible. I'm like, they're they'redigital NPCs. They don't matter, right.
This isn't like the United States wherewe're like, oh, we're gonna
patch you on the head. Andagain, there's nothing wrong with it.
There's there's no issue that the NPCshave to get over or overcome. They
(20:30):
are not disadvantaged in any ways.Don't want to work. They're like the
modern college kid protesting for hamas oncollege campus. Is they just don't want
to. They don't want to doit. They don't want to take the
time to read anything. They don'twant to work. They don't want to.
That's the minecraft MPC. So that'swhy in in that reality, it's
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not cruel at all, Kane,I think it's actually nice. It's nice
to the other villagers, right,the ones that are productive. I'm gonna
cut this and I'm gonna send itto my kids, makes their productivity valuable.
Therefore that spreads as opposed to theopposite message. Yeah, exactly,
So see this is how so justyou know, I feel a lot now
now that we've had this conversation,I feel a lot more justified. They
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when they try to give me,they try to give me nonsense for it.
So I'm just saying that's just Thanksfor tuning in to today's edition of
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Dana Lashes of sard Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. So I gotta tell you
about the pig named pork Chop.A Florida woman was very upset after her
(00:25):
severely obese pet pig called pork Chopwas seized by animal control over fears for
the four hundred pound animals health.Pork Chop is so fit it took two
(00:49):
officers to carry him on. Canwe oh please wand can you please do
him in on that on the simulcast. If you're watching the simulcast of the
show, that looks like a fakepick. It looks he's gonna show you.
It don't even look real. Itlooks like a balloon with little stubs
for legs. The pig had tobe carried out of the house by two
officers that had to use support strapsto support his body and help him walk.
(01:15):
Kelly Jacobson, the owner, weptas she told reporters I need him
and promised to make him better.Officers said the pig was severely obese,
has a skin condition, and needsits tusks and nails groomed. I it
sounds like I'm gonna be real.It sounds like Kelly Jacobson was not taking
care of pork Chop. Right.How do you let pork chop get so
(01:37):
bad that he's four hundred pounds?He can't hardly walk. It's his healthless
in danger. His tusks had beentrimmed, his nails hadn't been trimmed.
A pig supposed to be fat,though not four hundred pounds. I can't
move fat. I mean, ohmy gosh. He was carried out because
they buy two police officers during theeviction. He was so happy four hundred
(01:57):
pounds, and then Kelly Jacobson wassaying him, I'll do whatever I have
to to make him better. That'sthe direct quote. Can I be real?
Though? It sounds like you knowyou had your chance, girl,
and you did not make him betterlike you you you let him it has
come. I mean, I feelso bad for it. Did you get
the side view of him going intothe little it's from WPTV going into the
(02:21):
little his I guess he was theone says he looks like a pokemon.
He does. He's so big,like he was trying to go into the
back and all he's got. He'sgot little stub legs. I don't even
know, dude, I've never seensuch a fat pig in my life.
That is one of the fattest pigsI've ever seen. And so they said
(02:45):
pork Chop is Jacobsen was saying porkChop is a service animal, but officers
from Palm Beach County Animal Care andControl were like, mmmm, yeah,
I don't know. Like it's aservice animal, how does it serve you?
It can't even move, girl,it can't move. I mean,
she says. She tried to puthim on a diet, and she struggled
(03:05):
to find somebody who could groom him. She says, quote, I have
fought a lot of people a longtime to keep him. They're taking him
away from me. I mean,I get it that you're sad. She
also didn't pay rent for three months. I get it that you're said,
but like, you know, yougot all these this money for handtats,
but you don't got no money toget his nails groomed. Girl, What
are you doing? Come on,So now they're trying to seek custody of
(03:30):
pork Chop, and then they're gonnathey would like to take him to an
animal sanctuary to get him healthy tolose weight, and it's the laughing pig
sanctuary that may take him. He'dhave to go on a lean diet of
fruits and vegetables, and he can'twalk. He didn't really have any activity
level to exercise. So, uh, they said that there is She one
of the ladies said that she wash mortified at the way the animal services
(03:52):
handle the poor pig. If theydon't have the tools to effectively remove him,
it's not their fault, but yeah, that's horrific. That is if
you're not can carry your animals,So it's not enough just to have them.
You have to take care of them. And if you're not taking care
of them, that itself is abusiveand cruel. So man, I mean,
pork chop girl, you gotta letthat pick go. I think you're
gonna if you need. I justthink that some people need a therapist and
(04:15):
not a support animal. Okay,I think you know that's mean to do
that to the animal that I justI'm sorry, but it's I'm not sorry.
I actually stop it, stop it, stop doing it. I cannot
believe that that's I'm full of jokes. I mean, I love that pig,
but oh my gosh, like Ijust keep thinking, no harm and
(04:36):
all kinds of stuff. All right, A Florida men was arrested in Chicago
with one point two million dollars worthof meth. He's in a methy fit
a waythan I don't know where thatcame from. Yeah, he had that's
a lot. One point so clearlyintent to distribute. Thirty two year older
(04:57):
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They open up fire on three suspectstrying to break into an SUV during her
night out in Georgetown. This wasmidnight on Sunday. That's Biden's eldest granddaughter.
Is she one of the ones thatlive in the White House or no?
I know. She lives in DCand she apparently works at a law
firm. They've had seven hundred andfifty carjackings this year. So secret Service
agents opened fire after three people triedto break into an unmarked Secret Service vehicle.
(07:21):
So it's a Secret Service car.They were designed, they were signed
to protect Naomi Biden, who's almostwell, she's thirty. She's a Hunt's
daughter. They like Hunter Biden's ababy. He's got a thirty year old
daughter. Shut up. She wasout in the Georgetown neighborhood late Sunday night.
Can I ask a question? Irealized that mentally, I'm like ninety,
(07:42):
Is it You're thirty years old andyou're out at midnight on a Sunday
partying it out? Uh? Isthat weird? Yeah? I don't think
it's weird for thirty really? Yeah, I think like I had two kids
by that. Yeah, I meanyou and me both, but mortgage,
(08:03):
you know, like what we're talkingabout in today's context, right, Yeah,
yeah, I'm thinking thirty is notthat crazy? Wait wait wait wait
wait why that's weird? Isn't itweird? I don't, It's just what
I observe. I don't know ifSteve's close, okay, Steve, where
everyone turns the look at Steve.Steve. Steve's going to be twenty nine
this week, so Steve's like ayear younger than Naomi Biden. Yeah,
(08:24):
but like I okay, so yougot one year left, dude. Then
you can't be partying at midnight ona Sunday unless it's like a special festival
or something and then you know,or Christmas or New Year's or like a
super Bowl. Anyway, long storyshort, is that weird? Uh?
I mean is it weird? Steve? Well, I think people nowadays,
especially in like Northeast cities, likedon't really can like get engaged quick as
(08:46):
quick as people in rural areas do. Like there are many people in their
thirties that act like they're in theirtwenties now, especially here. I don't
know what that says. But sothis is basically my ninety year old mentality
coming into effect. Not too much, but I think people just get married
later in life, especially in likevery liberal cities, and that's the way
it is. I don't know whatshe was doing. Interesting, interesting,
Yeah, I mean she was apparentlyjust it was her night out, that's
(09:09):
all they said. She was havinga night out and it was like midnight.
But she got married. She gotmarried last year. Though she got
married last year. Okay, mhmm. Again, Dana is ninety years
old. That was that wedding theyhad at the White House and everybody flipped
about it. That's right, that'sright. So she you're married. Now
(09:30):
you're a married woman. I mean, just saying this is like the Ozark
ninety year old mentality coming out.I'm like, girl, you're married.
You're a thirty year old married woman. What are you doing out partying at
midnight on a Sunday night? See? Now that makes it? That makes
it that that makes sense. Yeah, that makes sea that. Yeah,
(09:50):
now was he there with her?Maybe they had an event, Okay,
well I'll hear. But apparently fromeverything I read, he wasn't there,
So I don't know. So sheI didn't even realize that the grandkids get
Secret Service protection? Is that justbecause they're considered valuable assets to the president
and he can't they don't want tohave the President of the United States compromise
in anyway. That's probably because it'skind of weird, like we're paying for
(10:13):
her protection. I can you guyslike not be drunks for five damn seconds.
Can this family like keep their pantson, stay sober for like a
second? It would be great.It'd be great. Now, I'm not
saying that it's their fault that somebody, actually I am. It is your
fault. It is your fault.It's your party's fault. It's your ideology's
(10:35):
fault. It's the ideology in theparty that makes this family, this white
trash family rich in the White House. And so you have six hundred and
something. I cannot believe that there'sthat many carjackings in DC. That's insane
to me, that many. Imean, it's like getting enough over halfway
over halfway, well over halfway toone thousand carjackings. It is that who's
(10:58):
run that town? Who's run?DC came, that's right, Democrats.
That's crazy to me. So theysaid, uh yeah, DC, say
this on air, this is funny, or I'm gonna steal it from you.
Theft Auto dreams, Grand Theft AutoDreams, GTA D Grand Theft Auto
Dreams. There you go, whoof? But they opened fire, they said,
(11:22):
they're still the investigation still ongoing.But three, can you break it
into a Secret Service vehicle? Iwould just think too, because this is
DC. You just got to thinkthat any kind of dark colored, unmarked
car is going to be no no, do it right? Absolutely? Maybe
I just look out for that kindof stuff. But these people apparently were
(11:43):
morons because don't they have a specialplate. I think Secret Service got the
has a special plate. Steve Goes, not the fifteen year olds of no
parents thought. That's true. They'redone. They don't even have anybody to
tell them how to carjack like properly, not a government vehicle. I'm not
saying like you should, but youknow what I mean, good heavens that
the crime is out of control,out of control and now all of the
(12:07):
news you would probably miss. It'stime for Dana's Quick five. It's terrifying.
So this apparently took place in Romewhere a lion got loose. People
were even told to shelter in placebecause I mean, it's a lion cost
Terror proud the streets, freely.It escaped from the circus, and yeah
(12:28):
it was. It was a townnear Room cost Terror amongst all the residents.
They had footage all over social mediashowing this line wandering around the streets
of this small town. It hasjust a population of just over forty thousand,
and everyone said that they were toldto shelter inside as authorities a lion.
I'd be like free, free lion, gonna get a lion, lion
(12:54):
finers keepers, Mammy, we thinkyou have that. No, no,
this is my lion. It's notthe line you're looking for. It's just
mine. I don't know what I'ddo with it, just to have one.
I feel like I'm snow white,like I want all the animals.
They're all mine. This is aterrifying article. This came out, this
story here. It showed that morethan one hundred veterans died more than one
(13:18):
hundred veterans died at a New Yorkhome after one of the worst COVID outbreaks
in the state. And they saidthat apparently weren't was anybody know where Anthony
Cuomo is. Anybody know where Cuomois, everybody's looking for him. It
was a housing facility in New YorkCity. They had an outbreak apparently,
and it was the New York StateVeterans Home in Saint Albans. And they
(13:39):
said that all of these are alreadysuper critically ill veterans, so they were
already way super immuno compromised. Theywere all incredibly elderly. But apparently they
weren't even given any treatment. Noone even took them to the hospital.
Nothing. They just let them.Oh boy, wow, there's I'm just
gonna say, but where that rhymeswith small suit? Let's see here.
(14:03):
Humans apparently have a third set ofteeth. Popular mechanics says that there might
be medicine to help them grow.Why why would you want them to grow?
What? That's terrifying. It wasa twenty twenty one study out of
Japan. They said you can targetgenes to regrow teeth in animals. Now
they're trying to do. They're doingclinical trials on how to do this and
humans. They said that, youknow, it's what makes sharks so intriguing
(14:24):
because they could just grow teeth regrotee. So they're doing a clinical trial of
medicine, which they hope will beavailable for general use in twenty thirty,
to regrow teeth that would only workfor people like Hunter Biden. Maybe I
don't know. The stores are snubbingBlack Fridays and mega sales Apples, Apple,
Tiffany's others are deciding to not participate. They're snubbing the Black Friday stuff,
(14:50):
and FedEx accidentally delivered twenty thousand dollarsin lottery tickets to a woman's house.
I have more meat potatoes to getinto. But this kind of gets
into my whole way of operating MinecraftWorld. So I'm gonna tell you let
you guys in on something. I'mgonna get back to the other stuff because
I know you guys are so excitedto talk about all the twenty twenty four
news woo, even though the votesfor Iowa are still you know, a
(15:11):
couple of months up woo. Butanyway, so you may not know this,
I've always played a video game ofsome sort. So we're not talking
about video games. This is aboutsocietal construct. So'll just hold them or
bring the tugboat in. So I'vealways played stuff, right, I've always
played games, like I taught mykids how to play video games. And
(15:33):
as you would want to see asa parent, they've bested you. That's
the whole goal of parenthood, right, you raise up the next the next
generation, and hope that they're greaterthan you in that regard. They are
not with cooking though, unfortunately,but with games, yes, they definitely
are. I remember when they usedto have to bring me their their nintendos,
their little what is it the Ican't remember what they're called anymore.
(15:54):
What were those called? Yeah,thank you the game? Boay? Mom?
Can you get me past this level? All I'd have to go in
had there when they had their firstX BUTO, I'm on, can you
give me past this level? Now? They you know, it's not like
that at all. So anyway,uh, when we were when I when
they were a little younger and wehomeschooled. One of the greatest ways,
by the way, it's a homeschooltool was Minecraft. Right. There was
(16:15):
no wokery in it. You couldmake a private you could join like we
had a code, we could doall kinds of stuff. You could like
literally learn stuff from it. I'velearned a lot about geology. And I
also spent ten years building the largestprobably the largest handbuilt world in the entire
game, in the world, Iwould imagine, like I haven't touched it
in like a year and a half. But uh, like I you recreate
Monticello, read all this other stuff, and then I switched. I used
(16:37):
to do that in Crochet. Thatreally it really went crazy during lockdown.
And then I don't don't know ifit's my oldest son or my youngest son
that noticed how my societies functioned.See, because I have a rule in
the Minecraft aanniverse, you've got you'vegot to you've got to contribute. And
(16:59):
now let's let's just put this outthere. Every one of these NPCs.
So you have Minecraft and then theypopular m PC's you know, non playable
character you got they just they're they'rethey're what automated. They just walk around,
they have some things, sounds thatthey make, they'll go and that's
it. Uh, they're programmed todo certain things. You can throw down
different boxes and assign them tasks orlike their jobs. So if you build
(17:22):
a beehive out of some of thesestupid blocks, uh, you're gonna have
a bee keeper. If you puta bucket by some water, you gotta
you gotta a fisherman. If youand they're all they're genderless, they're all
ugly, and uh, the minecraftdoesn't care about that because it's all about
the zombies and all that. Anyway. Yeah, that's that's in there.
So you you can you can youjust see what I'm saying, Like,
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you can have people literally be likea fletcher, like the guy who makes
the arrows, right, what dothey call him? Fletcher? Guy who
makes the arrows? Somebody will tellme, And I don't care. Uh,
And you've I've got, you've gotwhat is it? Like a potions
master essentially, the guy with thebeakers. You can put that blot.
I mean to do all kinds ofstuff, iron workers, everything, anyway,
farmers. I would get real aggravatedwhen I would put down and I
(18:08):
would create, you know, avillage as like a buffer, you know,
for my village against the zombies.And you know, I'm putting these
blocks out and I'm like creating thesecharacters, you know, and there are
some of them that actively chose tobe uh pieces of crap, like they
they literally would not every one ofthem had a box, like a task
(18:30):
box, and some of them literallychose to not work. They chose to
be communists, They chose to leachoff of a very productive society. And
that was problematic for me, rightbecause those were the ones at night,
when night came, that's when allthey monsters come out. Those are the
ones that get infected, right,those are the ones that get mrked or
get turned or something like that.So I'm like, well, you know,
(18:52):
for the safety of the you know, this is not the United States.
We don't have you know, aMagna Carta inspired constitution. We're going
to do the danniverse. You gottago, dude, murk and so that,
so that you know, this societycould function. My kids think that
that's horrible. If they're not contributinganything, they're not doing the be stuff.
(19:18):
They're not you know, farming,they're not out there fish and cane.
They're not out there a hammer andwhatever it is, a hammer on
their little iron blocks. Then youknow, like, what's the point why
what's the point Now I realized thatthat's you know, it's a world where
I basically am the master. Thisis terrifying. This is why people better
thank the stars that there's a god, because can you imagine that would be
my world, that's your world withoutthe Lord. So we have a lot
(19:42):
of NPCs in this world. Actually, you know what, Caine minecraft is
is a great argument against atheism.This is what you have. It's kind
of Pascal's Wager sort of, whichis still kind of logically flawed, but
yet it motivates and it works.It's a bit like a modern day Pascal's
Wager. So this I just thinkit's Kane noted we got a lot of
(20:06):
a lot of NPCs in this world. I don't think that that's a cruel
way to operate in that reality,Cane, I don't think so. I
don't think it's a see you agreewith me. My kids thought I was
horrible. I'm like, they're they'redigital NPCs. They don't matter, right.
This isn't like the United States wherewe're like, oh, we're gonna
patch you on the head. Andagain, there's nothing wrong with it.
There's there's no issue that the NPCshave to get over or overcome. They
(20:30):
are not disadvantaged in any ways.Don't want to work. They're like the
modern college kid protesting for hamas oncollege campus. Is they just don't want
to. They don't want to doit. They don't want to take the
time to read anything. They don'twant to work. They don't want to.
That's the minecraft MPC. So that'swhy in in that reality, it's
(20:52):
not cruel at all, Kane,I think it's actually nice. It's nice
to the other villagers, right,the ones that are productive. I'm gonna
cut this and I'm gonna send itto my kids, makes their productivity valuable.
Therefore that spreads as opposed to theopposite message. Yeah, exactly,
So see this is how so justyou know, I feel a lot now
now that we've had this conversation,I feel a lot more justified. They
(21:14):
when they try to give me,they try to give me nonsense for it.
So I'm just saying that's just Thanksfor tuning in to today's edition of
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