November 14, 2023 • 25 mins
John Rich joins us on his new song and video for “The Man” featuring Veterans from WWII, Korea, Vietnam, Iraqi Freedom and Desert Storm. KJP mispronounces another word and Dana addresses her own problems with trying to pronounce words.
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Dana Lashes of Search Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. Man, Why do people
try to do what you think isgonna happen here? All right? So,
a Florida man tried to dump fentanyldown the drain during a drug bust,
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say deputies. Daytona Beach, Aman was arrested after he attempted to
dispose of fentanyl down in his kitchensink during the execution of a search warrant.
When Valucia County deputies arrived at thehome, they found forty two year
old Eddie Shine. There's a drugdealer's the name of ifever. I heard
one Eddie Shine trying to throw fentanyldown a sink. They've been investigating him
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for several months now and they saidhe's involved for drug sales throughout the southeast
Valucia County area. During the warrantexecution, they found thirty eight grams of
fentanyl powdered fentanyl in a kitchen cabinetand along with fentanyl and a separate fentanyl
and water mixture that was in thekitchen sink plumbing. He was charged with
trafficking fentanyl, renting a structure fortrafficking fentanyl, destruction of said fentanyl,
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because it's evidence, resisting arrest withoutviolence, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
He is his bond is over twoand a half million dollars. Dang,
I mean, what did you thinkyou were gonna do that they were gonna
find you getting trying to stuff thatdown the sink. Good grief. I
have one of the grossest headlines thatI'm not gonna read here because it had
to do with a guy in apublic causeway being engaging in voyeuristic activities.
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Yeah, so we're gonna go pastthat one. Oh and I mm okay,
let me do this one. Mthere's a just listen. Let me
let you know. There's a lotof old naked Florida man headlines. Just
can say, there's like an inordinateamount of them right now. So this
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sixty eight year old Florida man gotnaked in Naples. That's a horrible,
horrible Hallmark movie, threw his clothesinto the bay and then led police in
a pursuit and then ran into anempty ran into a restaurant, sat down
naked at an empty table, thenran out of the restaurant, ran down
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the street, and then he finallygot caught. He was busy, Stephen
Grant Campbell, This sounds like atoddler avoiding a bath. This is what
this sounds like. Done it,except he's an old man and it's gross.
He threw all his shoes in hisclothes into Naples Bay. Officers saw
it happen and they're like, stop, Florida man, stop, and he's
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like no. So he ran toBistro eight twenty one, took his seat
all naked at an empty table.Ooh, they washed that chair, they
said, a witness as he literallyand then he did stove the restaurant.
He ran down the street where hepaused briefly to expose himself everybody at Fifth
Avenue and eleventh Street South and thenhe kept running and then they the law
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finally caught up with him and hewas charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest,
and cited for littering. I guessthat's the clothes in the bay.
The littering. My gosh, Ijust dude, I don't know. There's
a a Florida man with all gas, no brakes, tattoo who was arrested
after guess what, losing control ofthe car. I know, that's real
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shocking. Yeah, Pull County,Florida, a man and a woman were
arrested early yesterday morning. They wererunning from police. They crashed their car.
Timothy Allen Hoague and Rebecca Kozub aresuspects and a string of car burglaries.
They were spotted in a small residential. They plowed right into this other
vehicle. I mean, full speed. That's insane. They were spotted by
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deputies. They went off at ahigh rate of speed. Then they crashed
right into a park car. Theyhad to be pulled from the wreck.
But yeah, they the guy hadthe UH on his neck. It was
a neck tat right in the front, all gas, no brakes. They're
totally in jail, as you asone might imagine. They're in jail.
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Oh, let's see. This isa different fentanyl story. A Florida man
was fine with enough fentanyl to killsixty thousand people. This is insane.
The sixty thousand, that's because it'slike how many grams there's like, I
mean, I don't even know thisis a thousand this guy had. This
guy had a thousand fentanyl pills.Estebam Perez Junior. He got pulled over
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over the weekend. He failed tostop when he turned into a road and
as they were conducting the traffic stop, they're like, why do you smell
like a you know, a bunchof pop plants all at once. And
Kyler County said that they conducted asearch. They found nine hundred and eighty
seven fentanyl pills, plus meth syntheticcannabinoid and all kinds of narcotic paraphernalia.
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podcasts, because now it's has yourultimate superu. I love his guitar tone
on that track. I love theway that all sounds, but that guitar
tone that's so warm and just soit's just awesome. That's a new track
called the Man from our very goodfriend John Rich. You know him,
obviously, big and rich founder RednickRiviera, Oh Glory Bank. I mean
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he's got the bar, he's gotthe money, he's got the music,
he's got the I mean, he'sa platinum music factory. I mean for
the love and he joins us viasky from Nashville. Good to see you,
my friend, God bless you.I love the I mean I like
all the stuff that you do.I mean I really do enjoy your work.
I really, I mean you gotme in a country music you really
did you and Whalen got me ina country music. I love the tone
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on on, I love the waythe guitar sounded. I mean, this
is a beautiful track, the Manand It, and it's about your grand
father who served in World War Two. I mean, here we're on the
heels of Veterans Day, going intoThanksgiving the holiday, and you had a
veteran from every major conflict that isthat was in this video. How long
was this did this concept take topull off? Yeah? So wrote the
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song, like you said, aboutmy grandfather, and you know, it
dawned on me that every American hassomebody's picture hanging in their house or it's
in an old, old, oneof those old grandma style photo books of
your grandfather, your great grandfather thatserved in these wars. And so I
wanted to write a song called theMan. So the man to me,
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yeah, it's my granddaddy, butthe man to you is somebody in your
family. And so this song wasmeant to honor all of them and remind
Americans whose shoulders we stand on,what true American greatness really does look like,
because that's why they call them theGreatest Generation. So in this video,
yes, I was able to gatherto get other veterans from World War
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Two, Korea, Vietnam, Iraqi, Freedom, and Desert Storm all in
the same room. The three WorldWar two guys that you'll see in the
video, you can find it onrumble, find it on YouTube. Two
of them were over one hundred yearsold. Wow. Yeah. And the
guy that was the oldest, whowas one hundred and two, served in
the army. I said, well, sir, if you ever were called
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to defend your country again, wouldyou be willing to do it? And
he looked at me and he says, well, I'm not too mobile,
but I can still shoot. Thereyou go, that's his answer. Well,
you could just see that fire fireup in that old man, just
at the thought of having a chanceto defend his country or fight for his
country. That's why I put thesong out. Yeah, I felt it
was time to put that one out. Tell me a little bit about your
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grandfather's service as well, because Ifeel like every everybody, especially in our
generation, everybody has it's all ourgrandparents served. I mean I had.
We had grandparents in our family inone side of the world. On the
other side of the world. Onewas on the of Normandy and the other
was in the Pacific on the USSAlabama. And it is amazing how that's
like a common thread throughout so manyin our generation. Yeah, same in
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my family. So the granddaddy thatI wrote the song about, he was
in the Pacific. He actually liedabout his age. Got in when he
was seventeen. You got to thinkback then. You know, these guys
at a seventeen year old kid,they were not kids at seventeen in the
late thirties, early forties, theywere grown ass men. I mean they
were tough, they were ready togo. And he was so upset about
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all the dead bodies that were comingback to his hometown in Glasgow, Kentucky,
that he said, I got togo, I mean I got to
get over there. And so hegot in and he went over He was
hooked on morphine for two years.When he got back home. You know,
they didn't have any PTSD was aliveand well back then too, you
know, my other grandfather served infighting the Nazis. He lived to be
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eighty one, and he actually committedsuicide from his PTSD in his eighties.
Wow, Okay, they never gotover it. He got to sleep in
a separate bedroom from my grandmother fromthe time he came back from the war
till the day he died. Sothese people, they are the reason we
still have a country to even argueabout at this point in twenty twenty three.
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And I think because especially our youngpeople in this country Dana, are
so far removed from the greatest generation. They don't know anybody that fought in
that war. They've never been aroundanybody that was alive. Then. To
them, it's just like something ina history book. They have no real
touchstone to it. So this songwas my attempt at putting you in the
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moment of what it was like fora guy in that time period to sign
up and go fight for his country. It's a beautiful song. We're talking
our good friend John Rich and youcan you can find us track the man
all over the internet as well.You know, I want to ask you
about I love the Veterans Day.Thanksgiving are always right by each other.
We're getting ready to roll into Thanksgiving. We were just having a conversation about
the thanks the Thanksgiving Day parade.How you know, I grew up and
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my grandparents live tiny house in thosearcs. I grew up watching that my
Grandma'd wake up early in the morningand as soon as I'd hear the announcers.
As a little kid, I knewall pies are going in the oven,
like I knew I gotta go outthere and help. And I grew
up with it. But it's kindof changed, like I can't even have
it. We don't have any littlekids in our house anymore, but I
wouldn't be able to have it on. I think the way that it is
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now, and especially with some ofthe agenda that they're pushing, there's do
you think that society misses that nostalgia? I wonder that because it seems like
the outrage of this stuff, there'slike a petition about some of this,
like seventeen thousand signatures already. Ikind of wonder it sort of feels like
the pendulum is swinging the other wayand people are just maybe it's because things
are so uncertain, they're craving nostalgia. They're craving some of that old school
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stuff. Do you get that samesense because you're right there on the tip
of the arrow with that stuff,with culture and entertainment. Yeah, I
think what people are craving is somethingconcrete something foundational, something that does not
change. And when you see theworld changing daily, but day by day,
and not for the better. Andit gets further and further out there
where you can't even let your kidswatch network television anymore for fear of how
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they're going to be indoctrinated. Yeah, I think people want to get back
to the basics of God, family, country. Leave my family alone.
Let's make a pecan pie and watchthe parade and the big balloons and have
Thanksgiving and be an American. Yeah. And the further out we get from
that, the more sick people get. Why do we have such a depression
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issue in our country right now?Because all the things that you could count
on are being vilified and done awaywith, so the things that you can't
count on that are constantly moving andmorphing, and the whole new viruses.
In my opinion, everybody's been infectedwith it. They're sick of it.
So it's really up to us,though, Dana, in your house,
you can still do it exactly howyou want to do it. You can
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still cook your pie, you canstill go out in the backyard and fitch
horse shoes and build a campfire.You can still raise your kids like you
want to, just turn their nonsenseoff, get back to being a real
American. Him into that. Igot to ask you for I let you
go talking with our good friend JohnRich and you can find them on Twitter.
You can also make sure you getthat red Nick Riviera which we have
as part of our Thanksgiving. Youknow, you put a little cinnamon in
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that. You make it fall lesque. You can make it like a Thanksgiving
drink. How do y'all celebrate Thanksgiving? What's a rich family do? Well?
So, my Granny Rich, whopassed away in twenty twenty, she
was always the one. She'd bein there smoking Marlboroughs and frying chicken.
She never really did that chicken.Yeah, I mean standing over at cast
and Toilett with a ash about thatlong, and she's in there flipping that
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show. So we have all ofher recipes. So we all get together
and we recreate Grannie's food as bestas we can. Every Thanksgiving, we
set a picture of her up bythe stove there, and then we go
out and shoot some skat and webuild a little campfire and we give thanks
for our country and for our family, and for our health and for all
the things that we forget to givethanks about most every day. We still
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got a lot to be thanks befoream into that. Well, this is
it's a beautiful song. I lovethat you do this. I love that
you that you honor these veterans,and that you brought all of this in
uh for a really beautifully done video. You've been busy because this is like
the second real awesome video that youput out, what like in two months.
Like you're like a factory. You'rejust I mean, and they look
so great. Uh, We're we'reblessed to have you. We're blessed to
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have you out there fighting the goodfight in the culture war, because that's
really where it starts. John RichAnd you can find the song on Rumble.
You can find it on YouTube andthe song is called the Man.
The song in the video, HappyThanksgiving to you, my friend God bless
you. Appreciate all that you doand can and have done on behalf of
this country in our vets. Appreciateit. Thank you, Thanks for always
having up back. I appreciate it. You know it, you know it.
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Appreciate it. Talk to you againstsoon, take care and now all
of the news you would probably missIt's time for Dana's Quick five. I'm
really confused, guys. I wastold that walls do not work, repeatedly
in fact, but accept in SanFrancisco ahead of the communist Chinese leader Ji
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Jimping's visit, guys, they they'vethey've erected a huge steel wall downtown to
increase security for his visit. Thewall a big giant steel mesh wall.
Uh, the word is security.Yeah, I'm really I was told that
(16:27):
these don't work. So they havea giant racist structure in downtown San Francisco.
It's just a monument of to racismthat's there, and it's US taxpayer
money. So I just can Ijust also add the additional sting of US
taxpayer money is being used to protectthe safety of a communist that hates us
(16:49):
and sent a bunch of spiber windsover and is being shady all out in
the South China. See, justwant to just want to establish that we
may come back to that, allright, So that's first up. We
do not deserve dogs. A Coloradohiker who was missing since August August,
according to CBS, they found himand his dog. His dog was found
(17:12):
alive next to his body. Seventyone year old Rich Moore, who has
been missing since I'm just trying toget bright my mind around this August nineteenth.
He was found on October thirtieth,and his dog was found alive by
his side. They said that thedog, he and his dog had gone
missing. The sheriff said that hisbody was found and his white jack Russell
(17:33):
Finney was next to the body.That dog lasted that long out there.
That's wild and also how loyal,Oh my heavens. And then they said
that this is the third time adog has been found alive next to a
hiker's body just since last year,and may have last year, a labrador
was found next to the body ofa seventy four year old Arizona man who
collapsed during a hike, and thenbefore that, another dog had left a
(17:55):
twenty nine year old hiker's body hisside for two weeks. We just don't
dogs, they're so great. Apparentlykeeping secrets is good for you. I
feel like this is sketchy, right. They said that there's a study that's
saying that I had hiding positive newsmakes you feel more energized and alive,
according to a study, I justfeel like this is sketch. They said
(18:17):
that whether it's engagement, new job, lottery, when keeping secrets could actually
brighten your day, Columbia re youknow why people are shady. That's why
people out there are shady. Isall get out this. They looked at
twenty five hundred shady people to takepart in a shady study, and they
did these experiments and they said,oh yes, when people had a good
(18:37):
news secret, they were very excitedto keep it. Okay, that's not
the same thing. That's not thesame measure. It's not the same measure.
Now there's another stupid study that's doneby demon communists that says why pets
don't bring humans happiness and they don'timprove their well being? Did a cat
write this? Did a cat dothis study? I feel like a cat
(18:59):
did this study. We're just gonnagloss over it because I don't care.
Just moving forward and making sure wejust talked about the supplemental, the National
Security supplemental, and making sure Israelhas what it's need, Ukraine has what
it's needs. Let's not forget.They are dealing with terrorism and tyranny.
That's what they're dealing with. They'redealing with tyranny, Kane, it's the
tyranny of it, the tyranny ofit all. What is that tyranny?
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We're just gonna roll with it.Tyranny. I mean, it's probably worse
than tyranny. Welcome back to theshow, Dane. Last year with you
listen Coast to Coast you can streamus. You can check in as well
on the simulcast, which you canfind on YouTube, Facebook and Channel three
forty seven direct TV. I haveto tell you so, I was asking
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a friend of mine the because shesays, so you have KJP saying tyranny.
And I've heard this a couple oftimes, got it from our early
affiliate, Super Sweet People, anda friend of mine had said this.
So I asked one of my friendswho lives in Los Angeles. She's actually
I think she listens through our affiliatethere, and she's Jewish and she's and
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she'll be brutally honest with me becauseI talk. I can talk super fast.
And I also say correctly pello andmilk, because that's how it's said
correctly. And if you disagree withme, I'm sorry about your communism,
and I will say worsh because thereis an r in there. It's just
is not evidenced in the spelling ofit. And I think I just because
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I was talking so fastly because someoneand I asked my friend, I accidentally
left caps lock on, so itlooks so much more aggressive than it was.
And I when I asked her,I said, I go, do
I say kibbut's wrong? And shesays, you say it too fast,
is what she said. It's theemphasis is on boots kiboots. But I'm
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just like Pello, milk kibbuts,you know, throw it all out there,
just just so you know, I'mI am a horrible French speaker.
I can get my way around inItalian just enough. I can ask for
food and help, you know,I can just you know the most important
things. I only know dirty wordsin German, and I don't know which
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ones they are. Don't ask everythingsounds dirty though, and uh I know
just I mean, I just knowa little bit about certain languages, like
you know, French is the mostbut I speak os are fluently. So
it's milk pillow worsh and I justapply it to everything out there, kibbits.
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We'll just say it like that.We'll throw it all out there too.
No, it's kibboots. But Ijust talk so fast. So if
that confused you, that's probably whyI have to slow myself down on air.
And sometimes I sound like I'm dorginglike this in my head because I'm
in my mind, I'm like athousand miles ahead of what I'm saying,
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so I'm trying to keep up.But I do speak. I could be
an auctioneer. I really could actuallybe an auctioneer. Dude. I could
do all the micromachine guy stuff whenI was little. I could absolutely do
that. I used to call mymom at work and just like motormouth through
it, he's dead. Those weregreat toys, micromachines. I loved micro
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machines. Maybe not, don't trustme because he was old when I was
a kid. Old people when Iwas a kid generally are dead. Now.
That's kind of how that works,right. Kane's like shocked at the
cycle of life. Oh my gosh, what you're doing to look that you're
doing to our audience. They don'teven They's just like what happened here?
(22:40):
Our simulcast people are gonna be aregonna be crying, They're gonna be able
to depress now anyway, that wasKJP saying tyranny, and it's I will.
I will try to catch myself,but I talked so fast. I
will ignore all emphasis on any syllable. I will just and I'm not gonna
stop saying worsh. So I canalso please stop sending e mail about that
too. Uh. From what Ican tell, the Micromachines guy's still alive.
(23:06):
Did you just google that? Ilove him. I'm a huge fan
of his work. I don't knowthese things. Look, dude, I
have X amount of space in myhead for information for the day. Okay,
it's like your day bag, andand I can I got to pack
stuff in it, like I gottaremember things like slow down when I'm saying
(23:27):
ky boots kid boots. See,I'm like trying to run through it again.
I'm trying to slow myself down.Stop saying worsh. It's pillow Gottley.
When I have to do the mypillow pillow reads, I die because
I I can't say Pello because theyou know, the salespeople are like,
stop saying it. That's not evena product. I can't help it.
Pello, Pello, Pello anyway,sidebar and I was little. They sent
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me to speech class. Do youknow that? Because my twin was so
thick? Seriously, oh dude,yeah, oh my god. They sent
me to speech class. Festas elementaryy'all. They sent me to speech class.
And they're like, well, y'all. You can't say y'all all the
time in YenS ain't a word.And they were like, why does she
make one syllable things like multisyllabic thatit's I can't help it. So it's
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just ingrained. Bear with me.Okay, I'm working real hard. I
love you. I'm not gonna stopsaying worsh though it's never gonna happen.
All right, Because last thing,because when I say whash, I sound
like a jackass. I do wash? Who says that? No, it
sounds like impression. I swear toyou, I'm not. It sounds like
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I'm trying to be fancy. It'sjust wash. Can you imagine me?
I feel like I gotta have afake accent to do that? All right,
right, here we go. I'mjust weird. It's my bad.
It's me. It really is me. Yeah. My friend was like she
caps like me, like you're sayingit too fast, is what she said,
because she can hear me. I'veknown her forever. God, but
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I was like, Okay, I'mgonna ask my dear Jewish friend. Am
I saying Kidboot's wrong. She's like, you're saying it too fast. I
didn't mean to be so aggressive.I'm sorry. Sorry, yes, I
didn't mean to be so aggressive withthe cap flock. Thanks for tuning in
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Dana Lashes of Search Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. Man, Why do people
try to do what you think isgonna happen here? All right? So,
a Florida man tried to dump fentanyldown the drain during a drug bust,
(00:23):
say deputies. Daytona Beach, Aman was arrested after he attempted to
dispose of fentanyl down in his kitchensink during the execution of a search warrant.
When Valucia County deputies arrived at thehome, they found forty two year
old Eddie Shine. There's a drugdealer's the name of ifever. I heard
one Eddie Shine trying to throw fentanyldown a sink. They've been investigating him
(00:44):
for several months now and they saidhe's involved for drug sales throughout the southeast
Valucia County area. During the warrantexecution, they found thirty eight grams of
fentanyl powdered fentanyl in a kitchen cabinetand along with fentanyl and a separate fentanyl
and water mixture that was in thekitchen sink plumbing. He was charged with
trafficking fentanyl, renting a structure fortrafficking fentanyl, destruction of said fentanyl,
(01:10):
because it's evidence, resisting arrest withoutviolence, and possession of drug paraphernalia.
He is his bond is over twoand a half million dollars. Dang,
I mean, what did you thinkyou were gonna do that they were gonna
find you getting trying to stuff thatdown the sink. Good grief. I
have one of the grossest headlines thatI'm not gonna read here because it had
to do with a guy in apublic causeway being engaging in voyeuristic activities.
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Yeah, so we're gonna go pastthat one. Oh and I mm okay,
let me do this one. Mthere's a just listen. Let me
let you know. There's a lotof old naked Florida man headlines. Just
can say, there's like an inordinateamount of them right now. So this
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sixty eight year old Florida man gotnaked in Naples. That's a horrible,
horrible Hallmark movie, threw his clothesinto the bay and then led police in
a pursuit and then ran into anempty ran into a restaurant, sat down
naked at an empty table, thenran out of the restaurant, ran down
(02:21):
the street, and then he finallygot caught. He was busy, Stephen
Grant Campbell, This sounds like atoddler avoiding a bath. This is what
this sounds like. Done it,except he's an old man and it's gross.
He threw all his shoes in hisclothes into Naples Bay. Officers saw
it happen and they're like, stop, Florida man, stop, and he's
(02:42):
like no. So he ran toBistro eight twenty one, took his seat
all naked at an empty table.Ooh, they washed that chair, they
said, a witness as he literallyand then he did stove the restaurant.
He ran down the street where hepaused briefly to expose himself everybody at Fifth
Avenue and eleventh Street South and thenhe kept running and then they the law
(03:05):
finally caught up with him and hewas charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest,
and cited for littering. I guessthat's the clothes in the bay.
The littering. My gosh, Ijust dude, I don't know. There's
a a Florida man with all gas, no brakes, tattoo who was arrested
after guess what, losing control ofthe car. I know, that's real
(03:29):
shocking. Yeah, Pull County,Florida, a man and a woman were
arrested early yesterday morning. They wererunning from police. They crashed their car.
Timothy Allen Hoague and Rebecca Kozub aresuspects and a string of car burglaries.
They were spotted in a small residential. They plowed right into this other
vehicle. I mean, full speed. That's insane. They were spotted by
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deputies. They went off at ahigh rate of speed. Then they crashed
right into a park car. Theyhad to be pulled from the wreck.
But yeah, they the guy hadthe UH on his neck. It was
a neck tat right in the front, all gas, no brakes. They're
totally in jail, as you asone might imagine. They're in jail.
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Oh, let's see. This isa different fentanyl story. A Florida man
was fine with enough fentanyl to killsixty thousand people. This is insane.
The sixty thousand, that's because it'slike how many grams there's like, I
mean, I don't even know thisis a thousand this guy had. This
guy had a thousand fentanyl pills.Estebam Perez Junior. He got pulled over
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over the weekend. He failed tostop when he turned into a road and
as they were conducting the traffic stop, they're like, why do you smell
like a you know, a bunchof pop plants all at once. And
Kyler County said that they conducted asearch. They found nine hundred and eighty
seven fentanyl pills, plus meth syntheticcannabinoid and all kinds of narcotic paraphernalia.
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sent you what He was one ofthe millions you signed up to Defenders long
ago when they sucker Pas December,Apple, Spotify, wherever you get your
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podcasts, because now it's has yourultimate superu. I love his guitar tone
on that track. I love theway that all sounds, but that guitar
tone that's so warm and just soit's just awesome. That's a new track
called the Man from our very goodfriend John Rich. You know him,
obviously, big and rich founder RednickRiviera, Oh Glory Bank. I mean
(07:29):
he's got the bar, he's gotthe money, he's got the music,
he's got the I mean, he'sa platinum music factory. I mean for
the love and he joins us viasky from Nashville. Good to see you,
my friend, God bless you.I love the I mean I like
all the stuff that you do.I mean I really do enjoy your work.
I really, I mean you gotme in a country music you really
did you and Whalen got me ina country music. I love the tone
(07:54):
on on, I love the waythe guitar sounded. I mean, this
is a beautiful track, the Manand It, and it's about your grand
father who served in World War Two. I mean, here we're on the
heels of Veterans Day, going intoThanksgiving the holiday, and you had a
veteran from every major conflict that isthat was in this video. How long
was this did this concept take topull off? Yeah? So wrote the
(08:18):
song, like you said, aboutmy grandfather, and you know, it
dawned on me that every American hassomebody's picture hanging in their house or it's
in an old, old, oneof those old grandma style photo books of
your grandfather, your great grandfather thatserved in these wars. And so I
wanted to write a song called theMan. So the man to me,
(08:39):
yeah, it's my granddaddy, butthe man to you is somebody in your
family. And so this song wasmeant to honor all of them and remind
Americans whose shoulders we stand on,what true American greatness really does look like,
because that's why they call them theGreatest Generation. So in this video,
yes, I was able to gatherto get other veterans from World War
(09:01):
Two, Korea, Vietnam, Iraqi, Freedom, and Desert Storm all in
the same room. The three WorldWar two guys that you'll see in the
video, you can find it onrumble, find it on YouTube. Two
of them were over one hundred yearsold. Wow. Yeah. And the
guy that was the oldest, whowas one hundred and two, served in
the army. I said, well, sir, if you ever were called
(09:24):
to defend your country again, wouldyou be willing to do it? And
he looked at me and he says, well, I'm not too mobile,
but I can still shoot. Thereyou go, that's his answer. Well,
you could just see that fire fireup in that old man, just
at the thought of having a chanceto defend his country or fight for his
country. That's why I put thesong out. Yeah, I felt it
was time to put that one out. Tell me a little bit about your
(09:46):
grandfather's service as well, because Ifeel like every everybody, especially in our
generation, everybody has it's all ourgrandparents served. I mean I had.
We had grandparents in our family inone side of the world. On the
other side of the world. Onewas on the of Normandy and the other
was in the Pacific on the USSAlabama. And it is amazing how that's
like a common thread throughout so manyin our generation. Yeah, same in
(10:09):
my family. So the granddaddy thatI wrote the song about, he was
in the Pacific. He actually liedabout his age. Got in when he
was seventeen. You got to thinkback then. You know, these guys
at a seventeen year old kid,they were not kids at seventeen in the
late thirties, early forties, theywere grown ass men. I mean they
were tough, they were ready togo. And he was so upset about
(10:31):
all the dead bodies that were comingback to his hometown in Glasgow, Kentucky,
that he said, I got togo, I mean I got to
get over there. And so hegot in and he went over He was
hooked on morphine for two years.When he got back home. You know,
they didn't have any PTSD was aliveand well back then too, you
know, my other grandfather served infighting the Nazis. He lived to be
(10:54):
eighty one, and he actually committedsuicide from his PTSD in his eighties.
Wow, Okay, they never gotover it. He got to sleep in
a separate bedroom from my grandmother fromthe time he came back from the war
till the day he died. Sothese people, they are the reason we
still have a country to even argueabout at this point in twenty twenty three.
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And I think because especially our youngpeople in this country Dana, are
so far removed from the greatest generation. They don't know anybody that fought in
that war. They've never been aroundanybody that was alive. Then. To
them, it's just like something ina history book. They have no real
touchstone to it. So this songwas my attempt at putting you in the
(11:35):
moment of what it was like fora guy in that time period to sign
up and go fight for his country. It's a beautiful song. We're talking
our good friend John Rich and youcan you can find us track the man
all over the internet as well.You know, I want to ask you
about I love the Veterans Day.Thanksgiving are always right by each other.
We're getting ready to roll into Thanksgiving. We were just having a conversation about
the thanks the Thanksgiving Day parade.How you know, I grew up and
(11:58):
my grandparents live tiny house in thosearcs. I grew up watching that my
Grandma'd wake up early in the morningand as soon as I'd hear the announcers.
As a little kid, I knewall pies are going in the oven,
like I knew I gotta go outthere and help. And I grew
up with it. But it's kindof changed, like I can't even have
it. We don't have any littlekids in our house anymore, but I
wouldn't be able to have it on. I think the way that it is
(12:20):
now, and especially with some ofthe agenda that they're pushing, there's do
you think that society misses that nostalgia? I wonder that because it seems like
the outrage of this stuff, there'slike a petition about some of this,
like seventeen thousand signatures already. Ikind of wonder it sort of feels like
the pendulum is swinging the other wayand people are just maybe it's because things
are so uncertain, they're craving nostalgia. They're craving some of that old school
(12:43):
stuff. Do you get that samesense because you're right there on the tip
of the arrow with that stuff,with culture and entertainment. Yeah, I
think what people are craving is somethingconcrete something foundational, something that does not
change. And when you see theworld changing daily, but day by day,
and not for the better. Andit gets further and further out there
where you can't even let your kidswatch network television anymore for fear of how
(13:07):
they're going to be indoctrinated. Yeah, I think people want to get back
to the basics of God, family, country. Leave my family alone.
Let's make a pecan pie and watchthe parade and the big balloons and have
Thanksgiving and be an American. Yeah. And the further out we get from
that, the more sick people get. Why do we have such a depression
(13:28):
issue in our country right now?Because all the things that you could count
on are being vilified and done awaywith, so the things that you can't
count on that are constantly moving andmorphing, and the whole new viruses.
In my opinion, everybody's been infectedwith it. They're sick of it.
So it's really up to us,though, Dana, in your house,
you can still do it exactly howyou want to do it. You can
(13:50):
still cook your pie, you canstill go out in the backyard and fitch
horse shoes and build a campfire.You can still raise your kids like you
want to, just turn their nonsenseoff, get back to being a real
American. Him into that. Igot to ask you for I let you
go talking with our good friend JohnRich and you can find them on Twitter.
You can also make sure you getthat red Nick Riviera which we have
as part of our Thanksgiving. Youknow, you put a little cinnamon in
(14:11):
that. You make it fall lesque. You can make it like a Thanksgiving
drink. How do y'all celebrate Thanksgiving? What's a rich family do? Well?
So, my Granny Rich, whopassed away in twenty twenty, she
was always the one. She'd bein there smoking Marlboroughs and frying chicken.
She never really did that chicken.Yeah, I mean standing over at cast
and Toilett with a ash about thatlong, and she's in there flipping that
(14:35):
show. So we have all ofher recipes. So we all get together
and we recreate Grannie's food as bestas we can. Every Thanksgiving, we
set a picture of her up bythe stove there, and then we go
out and shoot some skat and webuild a little campfire and we give thanks
for our country and for our family, and for our health and for all
the things that we forget to givethanks about most every day. We still
(14:58):
got a lot to be thanks befoream into that. Well, this is
it's a beautiful song. I lovethat you do this. I love that
you that you honor these veterans,and that you brought all of this in
uh for a really beautifully done video. You've been busy because this is like
the second real awesome video that youput out, what like in two months.
Like you're like a factory. You'rejust I mean, and they look
so great. Uh, We're we'reblessed to have you. We're blessed to
(15:20):
have you out there fighting the goodfight in the culture war, because that's
really where it starts. John RichAnd you can find the song on Rumble.
You can find it on YouTube andthe song is called the Man.
The song in the video, HappyThanksgiving to you, my friend God bless
you. Appreciate all that you doand can and have done on behalf of
this country in our vets. Appreciateit. Thank you, Thanks for always
having up back. I appreciate it. You know it, you know it.
(15:41):
Appreciate it. Talk to you againstsoon, take care and now all
of the news you would probably missIt's time for Dana's Quick five. I'm
really confused, guys. I wastold that walls do not work, repeatedly
in fact, but accept in SanFrancisco ahead of the communist Chinese leader Ji
(16:03):
Jimping's visit, guys, they they'vethey've erected a huge steel wall downtown to
increase security for his visit. Thewall a big giant steel mesh wall.
Uh, the word is security.Yeah, I'm really I was told that
(16:27):
these don't work. So they havea giant racist structure in downtown San Francisco.
It's just a monument of to racismthat's there, and it's US taxpayer
money. So I just can Ijust also add the additional sting of US
taxpayer money is being used to protectthe safety of a communist that hates us
(16:49):
and sent a bunch of spiber windsover and is being shady all out in
the South China. See, justwant to just want to establish that we
may come back to that, allright, So that's first up. We
do not deserve dogs. A Coloradohiker who was missing since August August,
according to CBS, they found himand his dog. His dog was found
(17:12):
alive next to his body. Seventyone year old Rich Moore, who has
been missing since I'm just trying toget bright my mind around this August nineteenth.
He was found on October thirtieth,and his dog was found alive by
his side. They said that thedog, he and his dog had gone
missing. The sheriff said that hisbody was found and his white jack Russell
(17:33):
Finney was next to the body.That dog lasted that long out there.
That's wild and also how loyal,Oh my heavens. And then they said
that this is the third time adog has been found alive next to a
hiker's body just since last year,and may have last year, a labrador
was found next to the body ofa seventy four year old Arizona man who
collapsed during a hike, and thenbefore that, another dog had left a
(17:55):
twenty nine year old hiker's body hisside for two weeks. We just don't
dogs, they're so great. Apparentlykeeping secrets is good for you. I
feel like this is sketchy, right. They said that there's a study that's
saying that I had hiding positive newsmakes you feel more energized and alive,
according to a study, I justfeel like this is sketch. They said
(18:17):
that whether it's engagement, new job, lottery, when keeping secrets could actually
brighten your day, Columbia re youknow why people are shady. That's why
people out there are shady. Isall get out this. They looked at
twenty five hundred shady people to takepart in a shady study, and they
did these experiments and they said,oh yes, when people had a good
(18:37):
news secret, they were very excitedto keep it. Okay, that's not
the same thing. That's not thesame measure. It's not the same measure.
Now there's another stupid study that's doneby demon communists that says why pets
don't bring humans happiness and they don'timprove their well being? Did a cat
write this? Did a cat dothis study? I feel like a cat
(18:59):
did this study. We're just gonnagloss over it because I don't care.
Just moving forward and making sure wejust talked about the supplemental, the National
Security supplemental, and making sure Israelhas what it's need, Ukraine has what
it's needs. Let's not forget.They are dealing with terrorism and tyranny.
That's what they're dealing with. They'redealing with tyranny, Kane, it's the
tyranny of it, the tyranny ofit all. What is that tyranny?
(19:26):
We're just gonna roll with it.Tyranny. I mean, it's probably worse
than tyranny. Welcome back to theshow, Dane. Last year with you
listen Coast to Coast you can streamus. You can check in as well
on the simulcast, which you canfind on YouTube, Facebook and Channel three
forty seven direct TV. I haveto tell you so, I was asking
(19:47):
a friend of mine the because shesays, so you have KJP saying tyranny.
And I've heard this a couple oftimes, got it from our early
affiliate, Super Sweet People, anda friend of mine had said this.
So I asked one of my friendswho lives in Los Angeles. She's actually
I think she listens through our affiliatethere, and she's Jewish and she's and
(20:11):
she'll be brutally honest with me becauseI talk. I can talk super fast.
And I also say correctly pello andmilk, because that's how it's said
correctly. And if you disagree withme, I'm sorry about your communism,
and I will say worsh because thereis an r in there. It's just
is not evidenced in the spelling ofit. And I think I just because
(20:32):
I was talking so fastly because someoneand I asked my friend, I accidentally
left caps lock on, so itlooks so much more aggressive than it was.
And I when I asked her,I said, I go, do
I say kibbut's wrong? And shesays, you say it too fast,
is what she said. It's theemphasis is on boots kiboots. But I'm
(20:53):
just like Pello, milk kibbuts,you know, throw it all out there,
just just so you know, I'mI am a horrible French speaker.
I can get my way around inItalian just enough. I can ask for
food and help, you know,I can just you know the most important
things. I only know dirty wordsin German, and I don't know which
(21:15):
ones they are. Don't ask everythingsounds dirty though, and uh I know
just I mean, I just knowa little bit about certain languages, like
you know, French is the mostbut I speak os are fluently. So
it's milk pillow worsh and I justapply it to everything out there, kibbits.
(21:36):
We'll just say it like that.We'll throw it all out there too.
No, it's kibboots. But Ijust talk so fast. So if
that confused you, that's probably whyI have to slow myself down on air.
And sometimes I sound like I'm dorginglike this in my head because I'm
in my mind, I'm like athousand miles ahead of what I'm saying,
(21:56):
so I'm trying to keep up.But I do speak. I could be
an auctioneer. I really could actuallybe an auctioneer. Dude. I could
do all the micromachine guy stuff whenI was little. I could absolutely do
that. I used to call mymom at work and just like motormouth through
it, he's dead. Those weregreat toys, micromachines. I loved micro
(22:18):
machines. Maybe not, don't trustme because he was old when I was
a kid. Old people when Iwas a kid generally are dead. Now.
That's kind of how that works,right. Kane's like shocked at the
cycle of life. Oh my gosh, what you're doing to look that you're
doing to our audience. They don'teven They's just like what happened here?
(22:40):
Our simulcast people are gonna be aregonna be crying, They're gonna be able
to depress now anyway, that wasKJP saying tyranny, and it's I will.
I will try to catch myself,but I talked so fast. I
will ignore all emphasis on any syllable. I will just and I'm not gonna
stop saying worsh. So I canalso please stop sending e mail about that
too. Uh. From what Ican tell, the Micromachines guy's still alive.
(23:06):
Did you just google that? Ilove him. I'm a huge fan
of his work. I don't knowthese things. Look, dude, I
have X amount of space in myhead for information for the day. Okay,
it's like your day bag, andand I can I got to pack
stuff in it, like I gottaremember things like slow down when I'm saying
(23:27):
ky boots kid boots. See,I'm like trying to run through it again.
I'm trying to slow myself down.Stop saying worsh. It's pillow Gottley.
When I have to do the mypillow pillow reads, I die because
I I can't say Pello because theyou know, the salespeople are like,
stop saying it. That's not evena product. I can't help it.
Pello, Pello, Pello anyway,sidebar and I was little. They sent
(23:52):
me to speech class. Do youknow that? Because my twin was so
thick? Seriously, oh dude,yeah, oh my god. They sent
me to speech class. Festas elementaryy'all. They sent me to speech class.
And they're like, well, y'all. You can't say y'all all the
time in YenS ain't a word.And they were like, why does she
make one syllable things like multisyllabic thatit's I can't help it. So it's
(24:15):
just ingrained. Bear with me.Okay, I'm working real hard. I
love you. I'm not gonna stopsaying worsh though it's never gonna happen.
All right, Because last thing,because when I say whash, I sound
like a jackass. I do wash? Who says that? No, it
sounds like impression. I swear toyou, I'm not. It sounds like
(24:38):
I'm trying to be fancy. It'sjust wash. Can you imagine me?
I feel like I gotta have afake accent to do that? All right,
right, here we go. I'mjust weird. It's my bad.
It's me. It really is me. Yeah. My friend was like she
caps like me, like you're sayingit too fast, is what she said,
because she can hear me. I'veknown her forever. God, but
(25:00):
I was like, Okay, I'mgonna ask my dear Jewish friend. Am
I saying Kidboot's wrong. She's like, you're saying it too fast. I
didn't mean to be so aggressive.I'm sorry. Sorry, yes, I
didn't mean to be so aggressive withthe cap flock. Thanks for tuning in
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