November 29, 2023 • 21 mins
Ireland says you're not allowed to blame illegal migration for the increase in crime. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris has no clue about AI or Biden's age.
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(00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Celtech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. This this headline just cracked
me up. So this game,this came from Click Orlando. This uh
(00:23):
they just know this happened a bitago, but they did this huge piece
on it, like just the otherday. Here's the headline. This tree
was even older than Jesus. Here'show a Florida woman burned it down.
Remember in twenty So this was backin twenty twelve. Simon Old County they
had this tree that was like threefive hundred years old and it was called
(00:44):
the Senator and it was a bigtree park in Longwood until twenty twelve.
It was the largest and oldest baldcypress in the world. Is one hundred
and twenty feet tall. Let's see. They said that it was this big
landmark. And what they said theybored a hole into the tree. They
counted the rings on the trunk,so it was like the fifth oldest tree
(01:06):
in the world, they said.And then June, on January sixteenth of
twenty twelve, it was reduced toa stump because some lady burned it Sarah
Barnes, a winter Park, Floridawoman, went into the park that morning
with a friend, jumped the fence, entered a hollowed up portion of the
tree, started a small fire,and then it grew out of control.
(01:26):
Because she's a moron, she ranto a fast food restaurant, watched the
crews, you know, put itout. That's like so horrible. They
thought that she was trafficking drugs andshe was found guilty of meth possession.
So of course a meth had burnedthe damn thing down, and uh,
that's it. So it's a stump. Now that's so depressing, isn't it
depressing? I just depressed you.That's so sad. Oh boy, here
(01:49):
we got this guy, Florida manclaims meth was planted in his underwear.
He says he believed it was advil. I don't I have literally never seen
meth. Does it look like advil? Like the capsules? Like? Wait,
like, what kind of advil?I've seen? Breaking bad And I
don't think any of that myth lookedlike adville. Hang on, wait,
(02:10):
don't laugh at me for a minute. What does meth look like? Images?
Slipcare? Oh? What they looklike? Crystals. It's like a
little crystal looks like salt flakes.I did not know that. I am
now right now years old. Idid not know what meth looked like.
So it's like it looks like giantflakes as salt. Right, Okay,
(02:31):
all right, that doesn't look likeadvil. So a Florida man says that
the myth that the cops found inhis underwear, he thought it was adville
and he doesn't know who put itthere. Uh. Caleb Phillips was changing
into his jail clothes when an officerfound it. Forty his sky's forty six
(02:52):
years old? How is this male? Forty six years old? Kate?
How old this man look? Dude? Right? Wow? Is right?
He's wow years old? Caleber AthonyPhillips said he didn't know how this stuff
got here, is changing from hiscivilian close to prison attire. According to
the arrest Affidavid, Indian River County. On Monday, he got a warrant
(03:14):
failure to appear in connection with theDUI. He's getting booked and that's when
he got in big trouble. Theyfound a cylinder containing what looked like well,
it was in his breeches under hisstuff and he's like, oh,
I think that that's advil. Theytested it. It was so not advil.
It was myth, A lot ofmyth our partners at Celtech. The
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(04:20):
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find the relation to the terrible eventsthat that that occurred on Pino Square on
Thursday. You know, I reallywould ask people to try and avoid connecting
(05:11):
crime with migration. It's not right. Yes, people who may not be
here in the country and dire legally, I beg you not to. Please
don't confuse that with criminality. Seriously, there's still going on about this.
Welcome back to the program, Danalast year with you top of the second
hour. You can listen Coast toCoast. You can stream the radio program
(05:31):
as well. You can also followalong on YouTube Facebunk Channel three forty seven
Direct TV. Yeah, illegal migration, what's the name for that, Kane,
the name for illegal migration. Imean migrations, fine, but if
you're trying to immigrate or enter aplace not in accordance with the law,
(05:58):
there's a word for that. Yeah, that's right. Thanks, It's crime.
It was right there. Yeah.So weird that the Irish Prime Minister
wants to ask people to try andavoiding connecting crime with crime. What you
heard me, I don't think Idid. Yeah, stop connecting crime with
(06:23):
crime. Very simple. But enteringa country illegally is a uh huh.
It's a crime. Okay, butdon't assume that the crime is also related
to crime. But it's a crime. Uh huh. Do you see how
ridiculous this is. That's them rightnow. They haven't changed, they haven't
(06:44):
changed. Uh. And this isall due to the it's all fallout still
from the riots and everything after thisthis Algerian I went crazy and they are
still. They were trying to figureout if he was in the country legally
or not. Uh. And hestabbed outside of a primary school. He
(07:05):
stabbed, almost killed a five yearold girl, stabbed another woman and then
Connor McGregor spoke out about it andthey had thirty four people arrested, and
then the Irish, the Irish policestarted investigating Connor McGregor. Even though he
was like a change. He criticizedthe government and he condemned the violence.
(07:25):
But you can't criticize the government there, so he's been investigated. Now,
let me understand, this is onething I've never understood. Let me give
you a little insight into my familyhistory come from. And I'm a true
American, I come from all.I'm a mutt. I mean, I'm
literally a one person melting pot.Everyone thinks that i'm something or other.
(07:45):
They think I'm Italian, they thinkI'm this. Our family is actually the
main two veins of our family's ancestryis American, Indian and Irish, and
that goes up to my grandfather andthen my great great grandparents, a set
of them were super Irish. AndI've never I mean, because you know,
(08:07):
there's always jokes in our family aboutyou know, our ancestry and where
we come from and things like that, and you know the combination of the
two. And then somewhere we're farback, we got like we got like
a Norwegian somehow, I have noidea how, but apparently Norwegian and then
came through the Carolinas and then oland I have a great times question mark
(08:30):
grandfather who was hung off the Carolinasfor piracy. So I'm going to revert
back to my culture is the ercostawhenever I see anyone to do a talk
like a pirate day. But I'monly going to do it to the progressive
left. You all could have passedanyway. My whole point in bringing this
up is there is a stereotype aboutthe Irish, the fighting Irish, right,
there's a stereotype, I mean,and it's one that I have friends
(08:56):
who live part time in Ireland andthey embrace it wholeheartedly. The fighting Irish.
You don't take nothing from nobody,and it's just, you know,
it's just a long, revered,cherished perception, which is why I'm bewildered
when the Government's like, nah,you can't do that, and Irish people
(09:16):
are like, Okay, what whatare you talking about. I mean,
I have a story. So oneof my friends the lists part time in
Ireland, lists part time in Irelandand then is in New York the rest
of the time. We're saying thatit was her younger brother and his friends
that got it was their friends.They had a disagreement, they got into
(09:37):
a brawl. They were told totake it outside the pub. They went
into the street, brawl, madeup, went back inside, had another
pint. And that's just the natureof things, right, I mean,
good natured, go out, getit out of your system. But then
the government tells you you can't dosomething. Where does that fighting spirit go?
I mean they had people out inthe street writing and Connor McGregor was
speaking out. Now you got theIrish police said we're going to investigate you.
(10:00):
My response, do you want toknow my I feel like some of
you don't really want to know whatmy response would be. I would probably
do the degeneration X move while tellingthem to investigate D's pecans. That would
have been my response. I'm notjoking you. I would have been arrested
(10:22):
so many times. And that's whatI don't get. Like your your why
would you? Why don't don't don'tabide that? Don't abide that. I
mean they're talking about investigating Connor McGregorfor crying out loud. I read Connor
McGregor's tweets when I first heard thathe had said something about all the rights
(10:43):
and everything I thought, Oh,my gosh, what did he say?
We got to go? Look,I was I don't know what I was
expecting. I guess I was anticipatingthat it was going to be so like
over the top because he's been investigatedby the Irish police. I mean,
surely they will. Oh yes,they would. He's all. Literally I
read the tweets Seed the other day. He's like, oh, there's grave
danger among us in Ireland. Shouldnever be in the first place, and
(11:05):
he's talking about ignoring the law cominginto the country, and then he also
talks about the importance of, youknow, just making sure that you're polite
to the people that live in thecountry to which you're immigrating to, just
as you would be to them andtheirs, you know, I mean,
it extends both ways all the Apparentlythat's bad. And then, oh,
heaven forbid, he went and criticizedKane. He went and he criticized the
(11:28):
government. He went and stole theirlucky charms, he did. He went
and criticized the governments and so nowthey have to have a full blown investigation
into him. Bringing me to mypoint that if I were him, I
would do degeneration X move and tellthem to come investigate these pecans. You're
welcome, could have said Cashews aswell. Sometimes I don't know which one
(11:52):
I prefer more taste wise, youknow. I mean, there's so many
things you can do with the pecananyway, that's beside the point. Yeah,
we can't criticize anybody over there.It's not not allowed. It's not
allowed. So then it makes mewonder. It's just, you know,
what is the fighting Irish? Thenwhat's where's the fighting spirit? Come on,
where's that at? Where is it? All these Western governments. That's
(12:13):
one of the most terrifying. Wetalked a little bit about this yesterday.
That's one of the most terrifying developmentsthat I've seen in the past twenty years,
these governments turning on its own freepeople for exercising the freedoms that they
have, huh, or for daringto expect that other people follow the law.
Hey, we got to follow thelaw. You got to follow it
too. Oh, that's mean ofyou. You can't say that if you
(12:39):
tell people, yeah, if youwant to come into the country, come
into it legally the way that wewould come into your country. Oh,
you can't say that. That's meanthat's mean of you. You can't be
saying those things. Now. Idon't know why I'm still talking like Irish
cop, but you know works,you can't say those things. It's mean
spirited, No, just not brotherlylove. It's mean to sit here and
(13:01):
talk about that. Ah, theborder should be open, should it?
Though? It's mean to have anyto disagree otherwise. But you have all
these governments, like you know,the the what you saw with U after
October seventh, and then our governmentcomes out like, oh well we got
to really focus on he is Lamophobia. Yeah, it's it's lamophobia. I
(13:22):
mean, you got Jewish teachers beinglocked into classrooms for their own protection,
students being locked into broom closets fortheir own protection. Hate crimes, I
hate that phrase. But to usethe words of the left, you know,
people targeting Jewish businesses, vandalizing them. It's like the nineteen thirties all
over again. Oh my gosh.And then the Western government, our governments
are criticizing the people who speak outand say, hey, didn't y'all live
(13:43):
this before? Someone go rouse JimmyCarter if he can be roused from his
deathly slumber and maybe ask him hewas around. It's also to blame for
everything that's happening in the Middle East. But that's why I don't know why
relignizing him now. But you knowthat breaks anyway, and now all of
the news you would probably miss.It's time for Dana's Quick five. So
(14:07):
as we were talking about some ofthe hostages that Hamas has in custody,
the IDF is now looking into claims. Just reported that the family, the
mother with the eight month old orthe nine month old and then the four
year old Hamas has claiming that theywere killed. So this has happened before,
though they've claimed that Emily Hand,for instance, was killed and she
(14:28):
was not, so the IDF beforeany verifications taking place. They're trying to
investigate the veracity of those claims.But that came from Jposts and several other
sources on this. I really hopenot. I think we all really hope
not, because goodness, that's justthat and that's just horrific. You almost
need a moment to process it.Also, UK study shows that memory problems
(14:52):
and cognitive loss have now been tiedto the Lockdown's very unsurprising. The stringent
lockdown measures that were implemented across theworld were found to be have negatively impacted
the working memory and cognitive function,particularly of older individuals. Now there are
raised concerns about elevated risks of dementia. According to a very comprehensive UK study
(15:16):
which published its findings this week,the University of Exeter and King's College London
in collaboration with their NHS over there, they revealed these impacts and they said
they looked at over three thousand people. The average age was sixty seven and
they said that they're still they saidthe effects of these measures are yet to
be fully established, but they're verytroubled. In fact, they're very nervous
(15:39):
about what they've discovered with cognitive declineon this. So that's something else.
Also, North Korea claims that aspy satellite took photos of the White House.
Now what North Korea is going tobe really shocked about is I also
can see photos of the White Houseusing a thing called Google Maps. Let's
see eight hundred and thirteen thousand borrowersget email from President Joe Biden on student
(16:00):
loan forgiveness. They're still pushing thatwe're going to come back and touch on
this because they sent emails out tothese borrowers that forgiveness, you just don't
have to pay back the money thatyou owe others, And imagine you try
to do that in any other facetof life. The CIA apparently has a
secret office that's conducted ufover treble missionson at least nine crash sites around the
world. According to missile Blowers,Men in Black speaking of aliens, cave
(16:22):
aliens and eery trio alien like humanoidfigures with giant heads were found painted in
an African cave leve, leaving scientistsbaffled, according to the Sun, or
they could just be like giant likefish or something like with vert. I
don't know, but they said thatthey're cave aliens. I do think that
they think everything looks like an alienthough, like these researchers, this is
(16:45):
very Monty Python us. They goback and they find something and then they
construe this, you know, fantasticalthing around it, and I don't know.
We have a lot more on theway. Stick with us. You
believe also that we should valuate risk. There's a lot of discussion on AI
that is about existential risks, andthose are real, but one should also
(17:07):
ask existential to who. So wehave an image of the terminator and Arnold
Schwarzenegger and the machine and right machineversus man, and many would argue that
that is something that we should takeseriously as a possibility. It is not
a current threat. Ma'am Are youhigh this? Yeah, ma'am, this
(17:33):
is this is a Wendy's that's oursuper smart VP. I was afraid I
was taking your Today's stupidity audio,okay, and and you're like, no,
I have so much more. Yeah, she keeps talking. So what
was this that? This is thatnobody pays attention where she goes? It
was surplus of stupidity? Where wherewas this that? Like? This is
(17:56):
a forum? Yeah, she's doingsome form of the New York Times right
now some I guess some deal bookssummit or something. I don't know what's
going on with it. Does anybody? Does anybody know they send her to
notice how they just send her offinto the pasture on these like really weird,
like these little weird events and theyjust send her off these weird events.
(18:18):
And then I mean the thing isthey intentionally put her in front of
an in friendly environments like media friendlyenvironment, and she still does this stuff
is there cain and unburdened by whathas been in the collection from her only
about seventy that send seventy different onesthat exist on the internet. I mean,
(18:42):
you could turn everything she says intoI mean her all of her remarks.
You can break it up into justa million little really ridiculous soundbites,
because there's more. There's a lotmore of this. What was she saying
that time was? Is this?Is that the the one that says,
Okay, I'll say that I'm notgonna I won't get down on forty away
(19:02):
here. I'll get on that.But yeah, oh man, it's something
else. I'm telling you. That'sa she's a heartbeat away, y'all.
That's what I'm saying. I thinkthat there is and coming up later this
week, that's one of the thingsthat we're going to discuss because I think
that people need to be very carefulwith the newsome thing. I think there's
(19:30):
some fire being played with here thatI think it has to be handled very
carefully. All Right, today's stupidity. I don't mean to take a book,
all right, it is. Yeah, we did tease it as our
vice president, all right, Soof all things that are chronological facts.
I would think age is one ofthem. Age is definitely a chronological Yeah.
(19:52):
I mean that's how it's literally howyou measure someone's age. So let's
hear what she has to say tothe point, because it is a point
that has been made. First ofall, I would say that age is
more than a chronological fact. WhatI spent a whole lot of time with
our president the Age Situation Room.The only thing age is is a chronological
(20:18):
fact. That's like all ages.All age is chronological facts. Actually measure
the time. Yeah, I meanwow, but yeah, that's believe me.
There was much more believing. Therewas much more today from that deal
book summit with the New York Times. What is age if it's not a
chronological fact? I don't. Idon't know who says this stuff. She's
(20:40):
like a Martian who says these things. I can't. We got a whole
other two days in this week.She's got more things, folks. Make
sure you send it for the newsletterof its subsack. I'll be back with
you tomorrow behind the mic. Thanksfor tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's
Absurd Youth podcast. If you haven'talready made sure to hit that subscribe button
on Apple Podcast, Spotify, whereveryou get your podcasts.
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Celtech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. This this headline just cracked
me up. So this game,this came from Click Orlando. This uh
(00:23):
they just know this happened a bitago, but they did this huge piece
on it, like just the otherday. Here's the headline. This tree
was even older than Jesus. Here'show a Florida woman burned it down.
Remember in twenty So this was backin twenty twelve. Simon Old County they
had this tree that was like threefive hundred years old and it was called
(00:44):
the Senator and it was a bigtree park in Longwood until twenty twelve.
It was the largest and oldest baldcypress in the world. Is one hundred
and twenty feet tall. Let's see. They said that it was this big
landmark. And what they said theybored a hole into the tree. They
counted the rings on the trunk,so it was like the fifth oldest tree
(01:06):
in the world, they said.And then June, on January sixteenth of
twenty twelve, it was reduced toa stump because some lady burned it Sarah
Barnes, a winter Park, Floridawoman, went into the park that morning
with a friend, jumped the fence, entered a hollowed up portion of the
tree, started a small fire,and then it grew out of control.
(01:26):
Because she's a moron, she ranto a fast food restaurant, watched the
crews, you know, put itout. That's like so horrible. They
thought that she was trafficking drugs andshe was found guilty of meth possession.
So of course a meth had burnedthe damn thing down, and uh,
that's it. So it's a stump. Now that's so depressing, isn't it
depressing? I just depressed you.That's so sad. Oh boy, here
(01:49):
we got this guy, Florida manclaims meth was planted in his underwear.
He says he believed it was advil. I don't I have literally never seen
meth. Does it look like advil? Like the capsules? Like? Wait,
like, what kind of advil?I've seen? Breaking bad And I
don't think any of that myth lookedlike adville. Hang on, wait,
(02:10):
don't laugh at me for a minute. What does meth look like? Images?
Slipcare? Oh? What they looklike? Crystals. It's like a
little crystal looks like salt flakes.I did not know that. I am
now right now years old. Idid not know what meth looked like.
So it's like it looks like giantflakes as salt. Right, Okay,
(02:31):
all right, that doesn't look likeadvil. So a Florida man says that
the myth that the cops found inhis underwear, he thought it was adville
and he doesn't know who put itthere. Uh. Caleb Phillips was changing
into his jail clothes when an officerfound it. Forty his sky's forty six
(02:52):
years old? How is this male? Forty six years old? Kate?
How old this man look? Dude? Right? Wow? Is right?
He's wow years old? Caleber AthonyPhillips said he didn't know how this stuff
got here, is changing from hiscivilian close to prison attire. According to
the arrest Affidavid, Indian River County. On Monday, he got a warrant
(03:14):
failure to appear in connection with theDUI. He's getting booked and that's when
he got in big trouble. Theyfound a cylinder containing what looked like well,
it was in his breeches under hisstuff and he's like, oh,
I think that that's advil. Theytested it. It was so not advil.
It was myth, A lot ofmyth our partners at Celtech. The
R fifty. I got the Pfifty too. I love the P fifty.
(03:37):
This is like one of my favorite, my favorite guns out there.
It's five seven and it's awesome.Now the R fifty is like the big
brother version of it. Fifty stentsfor the amount of pews that it holds.
It's very scientific terminology here, folks, But it looks like who the
Martian that was on Bugs Bunny,the Warner bro the Martian gun. It
looks like that. That's it verymuch does the P fifty. I love
(03:59):
it. Well. Now you havethe R fifty. You got, like
the P fifty. R fifty hasover seven inches of rail space uptop.
You got a wide range of options. You got additional rail space at the
bottom for accessories. It comes withtwo and these are standard capacity to standard
capacity fifty round magazines. That's thefifty pews and the R fifty the rs
for rifles. So, like Isaid, you know, it's like the
(04:20):
big brother version of the P fifty. It's really accurate, really well balanced.
I love shooting this thing. It'sgreat for fun on the range,
but also really just a great choicefor serious home protection. It's lightweight,
it's incredibly versatile. You've got alot of firepower, especially if you enjoyed
the outdoors. You want to makesure that you and your family are protected.
(04:43):
So learn more about the new Rfifty, the big brother to the
P fifty, the R fifty Carboneat Keltech Weapons dot com. That's k
E l t Ec Weapons dot com. Tell them Dane to send you just
find the relation to the terrible eventsthat that that occurred on Pino Square on
Thursday. You know, I reallywould ask people to try and avoid connecting
(05:11):
crime with migration. It's not right. Yes, people who may not be
here in the country and dire legally, I beg you not to. Please
don't confuse that with criminality. Seriously, there's still going on about this.
Welcome back to the program, Danalast year with you top of the second
hour. You can listen Coast toCoast. You can stream the radio program
(05:31):
as well. You can also followalong on YouTube Facebunk Channel three forty seven
Direct TV. Yeah, illegal migration, what's the name for that, Kane,
the name for illegal migration. Imean migrations, fine, but if
you're trying to immigrate or enter aplace not in accordance with the law,
(05:58):
there's a word for that. Yeah, that's right. Thanks, It's crime.
It was right there. Yeah.So weird that the Irish Prime Minister
wants to ask people to try andavoiding connecting crime with crime. What you
heard me, I don't think Idid. Yeah, stop connecting crime with
(06:23):
crime. Very simple. But enteringa country illegally is a uh huh.
It's a crime. Okay, butdon't assume that the crime is also related
to crime. But it's a crime. Uh huh. Do you see how
ridiculous this is. That's them rightnow. They haven't changed, they haven't
(06:44):
changed. Uh. And this isall due to the it's all fallout still
from the riots and everything after thisthis Algerian I went crazy and they are
still. They were trying to figureout if he was in the country legally
or not. Uh. And hestabbed outside of a primary school. He
(07:05):
stabbed, almost killed a five yearold girl, stabbed another woman and then
Connor McGregor spoke out about it andthey had thirty four people arrested, and
then the Irish, the Irish policestarted investigating Connor McGregor. Even though he
was like a change. He criticizedthe government and he condemned the violence.
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But you can't criticize the government there, so he's been investigated. Now,
let me understand, this is onething I've never understood. Let me give
you a little insight into my familyhistory come from. And I'm a true
American, I come from all.I'm a mutt. I mean, I'm
literally a one person melting pot.Everyone thinks that i'm something or other.
(07:45):
They think I'm Italian, they thinkI'm this. Our family is actually the
main two veins of our family's ancestryis American, Indian and Irish, and
that goes up to my grandfather andthen my great great grandparents, a set
of them were super Irish. AndI've never I mean, because you know,
(08:07):
there's always jokes in our family aboutyou know, our ancestry and where
we come from and things like that, and you know the combination of the
two. And then somewhere we're farback, we got like we got like
a Norwegian somehow, I have noidea how, but apparently Norwegian and then
came through the Carolinas and then oland I have a great times question mark
(08:30):
grandfather who was hung off the Carolinasfor piracy. So I'm going to revert
back to my culture is the ercostawhenever I see anyone to do a talk
like a pirate day. But I'monly going to do it to the progressive
left. You all could have passedanyway. My whole point in bringing this
up is there is a stereotype aboutthe Irish, the fighting Irish, right,
there's a stereotype, I mean,and it's one that I have friends
(08:56):
who live part time in Ireland andthey embrace it wholeheartedly. The fighting Irish.
You don't take nothing from nobody,and it's just, you know,
it's just a long, revered,cherished perception, which is why I'm bewildered
when the Government's like, nah,you can't do that, and Irish people
(09:16):
are like, Okay, what whatare you talking about. I mean,
I have a story. So oneof my friends the lists part time in
Ireland, lists part time in Irelandand then is in New York the rest
of the time. We're saying thatit was her younger brother and his friends
that got it was their friends.They had a disagreement, they got into
(09:37):
a brawl. They were told totake it outside the pub. They went
into the street, brawl, madeup, went back inside, had another
pint. And that's just the natureof things, right, I mean,
good natured, go out, getit out of your system. But then
the government tells you you can't dosomething. Where does that fighting spirit go?
I mean they had people out inthe street writing and Connor McGregor was
speaking out. Now you got theIrish police said we're going to investigate you.
(10:00):
My response, do you want toknow my I feel like some of
you don't really want to know whatmy response would be. I would probably
do the degeneration X move while tellingthem to investigate D's pecans. That would
have been my response. I'm notjoking you. I would have been arrested
(10:22):
so many times. And that's whatI don't get. Like your your why
would you? Why don't don't don'tabide that? Don't abide that. I
mean they're talking about investigating Connor McGregorfor crying out loud. I read Connor
McGregor's tweets when I first heard thathe had said something about all the rights
(10:43):
and everything I thought, Oh,my gosh, what did he say?
We got to go? Look,I was I don't know what I was
expecting. I guess I was anticipatingthat it was going to be so like
over the top because he's been investigatedby the Irish police. I mean,
surely they will. Oh yes,they would. He's all. Literally I
read the tweets Seed the other day. He's like, oh, there's grave
danger among us in Ireland. Shouldnever be in the first place, and
(11:05):
he's talking about ignoring the law cominginto the country, and then he also
talks about the importance of, youknow, just making sure that you're polite
to the people that live in thecountry to which you're immigrating to, just
as you would be to them andtheirs, you know, I mean,
it extends both ways all the Apparentlythat's bad. And then, oh,
heaven forbid, he went and criticizedKane. He went and he criticized the
(11:28):
government. He went and stole theirlucky charms, he did. He went
and criticized the governments and so nowthey have to have a full blown investigation
into him. Bringing me to mypoint that if I were him, I
would do degeneration X move and tellthem to come investigate these pecans. You're
welcome, could have said Cashews aswell. Sometimes I don't know which one
(11:52):
I prefer more taste wise, youknow. I mean, there's so many
things you can do with the pecananyway, that's beside the point. Yeah,
we can't criticize anybody over there.It's not not allowed. It's not
allowed. So then it makes mewonder. It's just, you know,
what is the fighting Irish? Thenwhat's where's the fighting spirit? Come on,
where's that at? Where is it? All these Western governments. That's
(12:13):
one of the most terrifying. Wetalked a little bit about this yesterday.
That's one of the most terrifying developmentsthat I've seen in the past twenty years,
these governments turning on its own freepeople for exercising the freedoms that they
have, huh, or for daringto expect that other people follow the law.
Hey, we got to follow thelaw. You got to follow it
too. Oh, that's mean ofyou. You can't say that if you
(12:39):
tell people, yeah, if youwant to come into the country, come
into it legally the way that wewould come into your country. Oh,
you can't say that. That's meanthat's mean of you. You can't be
saying those things. Now. Idon't know why I'm still talking like Irish
cop, but you know works,you can't say those things. It's mean
spirited, No, just not brotherlylove. It's mean to sit here and
(13:01):
talk about that. Ah, theborder should be open, should it?
Though? It's mean to have anyto disagree otherwise. But you have all
these governments, like you know,the the what you saw with U after
October seventh, and then our governmentcomes out like, oh well we got
to really focus on he is Lamophobia. Yeah, it's it's lamophobia. I
(13:22):
mean, you got Jewish teachers beinglocked into classrooms for their own protection,
students being locked into broom closets fortheir own protection. Hate crimes, I
hate that phrase. But to usethe words of the left, you know,
people targeting Jewish businesses, vandalizing them. It's like the nineteen thirties all
over again. Oh my gosh.And then the Western government, our governments
are criticizing the people who speak outand say, hey, didn't y'all live
(13:43):
this before? Someone go rouse JimmyCarter if he can be roused from his
deathly slumber and maybe ask him hewas around. It's also to blame for
everything that's happening in the Middle East. But that's why I don't know why
relignizing him now. But you knowthat breaks anyway, and now all of
the news you would probably miss.It's time for Dana's Quick five. So
(14:07):
as we were talking about some ofthe hostages that Hamas has in custody,
the IDF is now looking into claims. Just reported that the family, the
mother with the eight month old orthe nine month old and then the four
year old Hamas has claiming that theywere killed. So this has happened before,
though they've claimed that Emily Hand,for instance, was killed and she
(14:28):
was not, so the IDF beforeany verifications taking place. They're trying to
investigate the veracity of those claims.But that came from Jposts and several other
sources on this. I really hopenot. I think we all really hope
not, because goodness, that's justthat and that's just horrific. You almost
need a moment to process it.Also, UK study shows that memory problems
(14:52):
and cognitive loss have now been tiedto the Lockdown's very unsurprising. The stringent
lockdown measures that were implemented across theworld were found to be have negatively impacted
the working memory and cognitive function,particularly of older individuals. Now there are
raised concerns about elevated risks of dementia. According to a very comprehensive UK study
(15:16):
which published its findings this week,the University of Exeter and King's College London
in collaboration with their NHS over there, they revealed these impacts and they said
they looked at over three thousand people. The average age was sixty seven and
they said that they're still they saidthe effects of these measures are yet to
be fully established, but they're verytroubled. In fact, they're very nervous
(15:39):
about what they've discovered with cognitive declineon this. So that's something else.
Also, North Korea claims that aspy satellite took photos of the White House.
Now what North Korea is going tobe really shocked about is I also
can see photos of the White Houseusing a thing called Google Maps. Let's
see eight hundred and thirteen thousand borrowersget email from President Joe Biden on student
(16:00):
loan forgiveness. They're still pushing thatwe're going to come back and touch on
this because they sent emails out tothese borrowers that forgiveness, you just don't
have to pay back the money thatyou owe others, And imagine you try
to do that in any other facetof life. The CIA apparently has a
secret office that's conducted ufover treble missionson at least nine crash sites around the
world. According to missile Blowers,Men in Black speaking of aliens, cave
(16:22):
aliens and eery trio alien like humanoidfigures with giant heads were found painted in
an African cave leve, leaving scientistsbaffled, according to the Sun, or
they could just be like giant likefish or something like with vert. I
don't know, but they said thatthey're cave aliens. I do think that
they think everything looks like an alienthough, like these researchers, this is
(16:45):
very Monty Python us. They goback and they find something and then they
construe this, you know, fantasticalthing around it, and I don't know.
We have a lot more on theway. Stick with us. You
believe also that we should valuate risk. There's a lot of discussion on AI
that is about existential risks, andthose are real, but one should also
(17:07):
ask existential to who. So wehave an image of the terminator and Arnold
Schwarzenegger and the machine and right machineversus man, and many would argue that
that is something that we should takeseriously as a possibility. It is not
a current threat. Ma'am Are youhigh this? Yeah, ma'am, this
(17:33):
is this is a Wendy's that's oursuper smart VP. I was afraid I
was taking your Today's stupidity audio,okay, and and you're like, no,
I have so much more. Yeah, she keeps talking. So what
was this that? This is thatnobody pays attention where she goes? It
was surplus of stupidity? Where wherewas this that? Like? This is
(17:56):
a forum? Yeah, she's doingsome form of the New York Times right
now some I guess some deal bookssummit or something. I don't know what's
going on with it. Does anybody? Does anybody know they send her to
notice how they just send her offinto the pasture on these like really weird,
like these little weird events and theyjust send her off these weird events.
(18:18):
And then I mean the thing isthey intentionally put her in front of
an in friendly environments like media friendlyenvironment, and she still does this stuff
is there cain and unburdened by whathas been in the collection from her only
about seventy that send seventy different onesthat exist on the internet. I mean,
(18:42):
you could turn everything she says intoI mean her all of her remarks.
You can break it up into justa million little really ridiculous soundbites,
because there's more. There's a lotmore of this. What was she saying
that time was? Is this?Is that the the one that says,
Okay, I'll say that I'm notgonna I won't get down on forty away
(19:02):
here. I'll get on that.But yeah, oh man, it's something
else. I'm telling you. That'sa she's a heartbeat away, y'all.
That's what I'm saying. I thinkthat there is and coming up later this
week, that's one of the thingsthat we're going to discuss because I think
that people need to be very carefulwith the newsome thing. I think there's
(19:30):
some fire being played with here thatI think it has to be handled very
carefully. All Right, today's stupidity. I don't mean to take a book,
all right, it is. Yeah, we did tease it as our
vice president, all right, Soof all things that are chronological facts.
I would think age is one ofthem. Age is definitely a chronological Yeah.
(19:52):
I mean that's how it's literally howyou measure someone's age. So let's
hear what she has to say tothe point, because it is a point
that has been made. First ofall, I would say that age is
more than a chronological fact. WhatI spent a whole lot of time with
our president the Age Situation Room.The only thing age is is a chronological
(20:18):
fact. That's like all ages.All age is chronological facts. Actually measure
the time. Yeah, I meanwow, but yeah, that's believe me.
There was much more believing. Therewas much more today from that deal
book summit with the New York Times. What is age if it's not a
chronological fact? I don't. Idon't know who says this stuff. She's
(20:40):
like a Martian who says these things. I can't. We got a whole
other two days in this week.She's got more things, folks. Make
sure you send it for the newsletterof its subsack. I'll be back with
you tomorrow behind the mic. Thanksfor tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's
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