November 30, 2023 • 20 mins
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(00:00):
Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast sponsored byKeltech. It's his life mission to make
bad decisions. It's time for Floridaman. I mean who among us?
Right? Like? A Florida manwas arrested because he got caught with a
gator in his suv. This comesout of Dixie County, Florida man's face
(00:25):
and charges after he was called byFlorida deputies transporting an alligator in his suv.
According to Florida Fish and Wildlife ConservationCommission, a Dixie County deputy discovered
a three foot gator in the man'ssuv during a traffic stop on November night.
That's all just coming out now.Though apparently the man told the officials
that he saw the gator crossing theroad was terrified he was going to get
hit by a car. He waslike, I'm going to release the gator
(00:46):
into a pond. He's facing chargesof unlawful possession. They said the gator
was released in the safe area.Was he though going to release in a
pond? Because I feel like ifhe was, then you should have just
let him do his thing, right. He helped the taxpayer. Come on,
I don't know, let's see wehad the lady about eaton counterfeit cash.
The other day. Oh oh,A man was arrested for stabnold lady
(01:08):
in a Walgreens parking lot because,according to deputies, he said he wanted
to. Yeah, I mean theygo why and he goes cause I wanted
to. That's literally what it saysin the affidavit. Kenneth Bryant, thirty
four, was charged with aggravated batterywith a deadly weapon, second degree fellony
after the incident. It was inWalgreens in Naples and Florida. Yeah,
he looks totally dope in his mugshot. Stick with us as we move our
(01:30):
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at Hillsdale. This is like whereyou go for an actual good education.
It's a small Christian, classical liberalarts college. They're in southern Michigan.
They teach critical thinking. They protectcritical thinking, not critical race theory,
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(01:53):
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And so that's what they teach atHillsdale, where they foster open debate,
where students aren't penalized for engaging inhonest academic discussion and displaying intellectual curiosity.
And you can study America's great heritageof liberty and grow by studying these
(02:14):
truths in a very supportive and dedicatedcommunity. And you can see they have
a short video up about how Hillsdale'swork is super effective in defending American liberty
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at Dana four fo or Hillsdale dotcom and learn more about the mission of
Hillsdale College. Visit Dana four Hillsdaledot com. That's Dana for Hillsdale dot
com. Hillsdale College Developing Minds,Improving Hearts. I've said this, and
(02:44):
I've said this to Dunk Chilping andthe MLAs, and I've said this to
every world leader. It's never,never, never been a good bet to
bet against American people, never,never, never can I break this video
down while I'm gonna you're gonna hateme. I'm so sorry. One It's
like, yeah, I love whenyou do video breakdown. Stana think they're
(03:05):
great. Welcome back to the show, Daniell last year with you can listen
Coast to Coast watch the simulcast.Here's okay. First off, let me
just address what was said, andthen uh uh don chow ping dude?
What that? Who is he talkingabout? Zimi jieshiping like the kami Chinese
(03:25):
leader. Not a peep from anyonein the media on this. Really,
I just needed pulse check on thesezombies that are running these publications. Not
a single peep from you people.I don't care if it was your beloved
grandfather that said something like this.You make fun of it because it's it
(03:46):
should be. If you can't makefun of this, you're a soulless meat
sack. You're a solace meat sack, and you're getting nothing for Christmas.
That's it. How do you not, dude? It's like sixteen candles.
It's like a movie. Okay,So I want to break this down because
I got to give props to thefemale and the male that are steened on
(04:08):
either side of him, and youcould see it the other the guy had
a real good poker face. Youcould see there was a hint of question
that passed over his face when thepresident said, don chow pin which in
the Himalayas? What but the girlthe feet. The lady. You could
tell she caught that and was likewhat and it registered. She caught herself
(04:30):
like they knew they were on thenational stage and they were trying to keep
it legit right. So let's justlet's just walk through what is now my
favorite video sound bite so far ofthis month. Go ahead, I've said
this, and I've said this toDoun Chow ping and then she looks right
back at him like I'm sorry,what don Chow? What did you just
(04:50):
say? And you could see herlike her purse lips together. She just
looked at him and went what theother guy like his eyebrows were up real
hot. I watching people's expressions onstuff. I can't tell you how many
videos of this, like these walkthroughs and stuff I've seen. So the
guy's like, wait what and youcould deal his like eyebrows dropped just a
little bit and he's like, oh, here we go. But she it's
(05:13):
like he could he expected this outof Biden. She didn't, And she
just looks at him the way herhead jerked and looked at him right after
he said that that was really thatwas something. But then it gets weird
er. So after he says DongChaoping and they're just standing there. Then
it's like, I don't is hewearing like a shot collar where if someone
(05:36):
is standing behind the scenes and they'reon the campaign and they are like,
oh, it needs more energy.My mom has candles and I'm not gonna
lie. I got some too forChristmas where you can do the remote with
them. You're those things are amazing, right, Mine are made in Taiwan.
Thank you. There's her Gina,and there's a remote and you can
(05:59):
think, think like with the remoteof you know what I'm talking about.
So it's like someone did that tohim, like they got a shock collar
on him and then back with theremote, like trying to get him to
not be boring and sleepy. Sogo ahead, because he gets riled up
and it's just out of nowhere andawkward and malayism. I've said this to
(06:20):
every mad world dying. It's nevernever is to the mic. Now he
leans over and the guy. Theguy is like, what the hell's happening
here? They're both amused. Onething that you can tell from both of
their faces is that they are amused. She is suppressing a chortal, which
(06:42):
is kind of like a chokey laugh. She's suppressing it and you can tell,
and the guy is just looking like, yep, I mean they are.
The guy's like has the expression ofthis is my drunk friend, you
know what I mean, Like whenyou're when you're dudes, when you're at
the barm, one of your friendswho's maybe had a couple, you know,
maybe a pint too many, startsmaking a joke and it's just awkward,
(07:04):
not funny, but you're you findit funny. That's like him.
She's just trying not to laugh.But okay, so again weird er er
go ahead. Never been a goodbet to bet against American people, never,
never, never, And okay,So she starts nodding her head and
the guy that's on the other sideof him is like, I don't know
(07:25):
what this he means, but Iguess it's tilly time. It's tilly time.
We're gonna throw down. He justand then he starts clapping like yeah,
fight fight, Yes, love that. That's only who knows what the
hell this guy is saying, butsounds like he's talking about fights right now,
and I'm down with that, Andshe just starts nod in her head.
She turns she turns into a bouncerlike mm hmm, Tilly time.
(07:48):
I just it's the funniest. Thisis so funny that I can't tell you
how many times I watch this video. I watched it the first time that
I literally lol. Normally I'm lyingwhen I'm not, I'm not lolling at
all. I'm just like, I'msomewhat amused, and my facial express and
expression hasn't changed. I laughed likea loon out loud. I loled loudly
(08:11):
when I saw this video. Ilove the guy's expression. He's like,
yeah, Tilly time. Yeah,and she just starts nod on her head
like mmmm, oh my gosh,it's just precious. I just gotta I'm
sorry, go with me, simulcastguys why she's She's like, I'm not
gonna laugh and he's like, yeah, what fight, Yes, yes,
and she nods her head and he'slike, yeah, Tilly time. Anyway.
(08:35):
You know what, where's the badlip reading people? I want the
bad lip reading people. You rememberthe one that we played where it was,
uh, they were dubbing Matten Gatesand Kevin McCarthy in a fight.
I breught the tiger. It's hysterical. They need to do that for this.
Honestly, some days that's the onlyway I can take politics. And
I work in this business. It'salmost like when Biden just speaks normally,
(08:56):
it sounds like it's the lip readingthing. Yeah, I mean, you
know what, you make a reallygood point here, because they they would
only serve to make him look smarterand sound smarter because at least they're yeah,
they're like more coherent, more youknow, a little bit more consistent
with their speech and stuff. Idon't know, but that was I'm still
(09:18):
yeah, I found that. Imean that whole clip. I mean you
start with a dong chow ping andyou in with and I'm gonna do my
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you. And now all of thenews you would probably miss. It's time
for data's quick. So I'm readingabout here's the scare mongerene headline. So
you're probably gonna start hearing a lotabout this if you haven't already. They're
saying, Oh, it's China's whitelung It's hitting the US. It's the
newest thing, guys, the newestcraze. They said. Mystery wave of
pneumonia has hit America. Ohio Countyrecords one hundred and forty six child cases
(11:16):
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Infection overwhelms Chinese hospitals. This caseis spike in Europe. Oh my gosh,
weaping a ash, you know theteeth. This is crazy. And
they're saying that, oh, it'sraising fears of another outbreak. It's an
outbreak. Oh they say this everytime. I'm not gonna where it could
be fold again like the who saidwe're not gonna be fold again, just
(11:37):
saying, just saying, I they'reimmediately going into the fear mongeringe And of
course it comes out of China.Of course, of course it does.
An eighty three year old woman diesafter falling through the floor of her home
into a well shaft. Now thisis a new thing. Yeah, So
the eighty three year old woman fellforty eight feet down a well shaft that
(12:00):
was under a one hundred plus yearold home. The woman she was right
at the house to assist her herdaughter move and as she was walking in
the kitchen, she stepped onto aweekend floor and fell through it, right
into a well cheft that the familyhad no clue about. It is what
it's like a horror film. Isn'tthere a horror film where there's like,
(12:20):
I swear I've seen something like thatyet No, well no, I mean
like there where there's like all thesetunnels and mines and sounds like a ma's
house. A teen who learned CPRat school saved a toddler from drowning on
Thanksgiving. A California teenager did theright thing. It's just so bad.
This is a great story. Itwas performed CPR on her three year old
(12:41):
relative who almost drowned the family's poolon Thanksgiving. CPR is always a good
skill to have the ability to dothat. And let's see a this is
a name, Marilla, who hasthis much time on their hands. A
Grench tries to steal Christmas. Now, look, yes, we all know
Jesus is real and that Christ iskeeping. You don't have to stand outside
(13:03):
of a kid's school with a signthat says Santa is fake, Jesus is
real. Come on, seriously,what that was a look, Caine,
just because then I'd feel like Jesuswas telling me to do stuff at that
point. Yeah, I and hestood outside within a Grinch costume, well
in dresses, the Grinch dressed asSanta. Yeah, and they they police
(13:31):
were called, but they didn't arresthim. They said he was on the
wawfully on the sidewalk. Uh.And yeah, I mean clearly parents would
not be happy about that. Inyour own popularity. Sure, you've seen
the polls. Also, your ratingsthirty eight point five percent, Biden's forty
point four percent, and Trump ishigher. Ron Klein says this, And
(13:54):
you've you've seen press about yourself overthe years. He says that he believes
that your popular unpopularity, or whateverrating you want to put it as,
is a function of sexism and racism. He says that's part of the problem.
Says she doesn't get the credit forall that she's done. Do you
think that's true for what? Well, are we talking about the media or
(14:15):
people as it relates to the media. I'm sure some of that is true.
For what what is she? Whatdoes she do? I don't mean
to sound like Suresy here, butjim Andy Christmas for what she brought us?
Then diagrams? Really that's the VPthat was yesterday at that New York
(14:37):
Times butter my biscuit thing whatever itwas? What was it? The deal
book? Sure? Okay, DanaLash here with you on the airwaves.
You can listen coast to coast,you can stream it, you can watch
the simulcasts Channel three forty seven DragTV. So the reason that no one
(14:58):
likes her is because there's sex andracist, not because she totally sucks out
loud. I mean at her work, her jobs. The sexism and too
racist. I mean, well,so wait, the sexism and racism.
Wait a minute, let me understandthis. So you get into the vice
president's office, but you can't doI mean, you get that far,
(15:22):
but then all of a sudden thesexisms and the racisms. So you get
as far as actually getting into theVP office. Oh but I had the
reason that I'm not good at myjob is because of too sexisms and to
racisms, is why. I mean, that's the truth of it. Unburdened
by what has been ven diagram.She sounds like if you fed an AI
(15:48):
machine like just random boardroom stuff andthen it and then told it to spit
it out. Yeah, give mea thousand words in a speech like you're
a female president, like you're afemale vice president, and that would be
it. Right, So you getas far as the VP office, so
(16:11):
there's no sexism in racism stopping you. Then right you get into like everyone's
like yeah, cool, all right, you know she's in the VP office.
But then all of a sudden itdawns on them that you're you're a
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you're telling me, Like, itgoes that far to the VP office.
(16:37):
Totally fine. No one says nothing, but only after she's in office.
Because see, I would think thatif it was really sexism and racism at
play, she would never have gotteninto the VP office. She would have
never been Vice President of the UnitedStates. So methinks that it has nothing
(16:57):
to do with racism and secon she'sjust looking for some kind of justification to
explain why she can't do her job. Well, that's what it seems like.
I feel like I'm pretty correct onthat. You know, I'm I
I'm so tired of this. I'mso tired of well, I'm a woman,
(17:18):
so woman stuff, woman, woman, woman, lady female. That's
not a substitute for a policy orwit or you know, substance. Nothing
good. Heavens, Can I justtell you because this I just now saw
this. It happened a couple hoursago. Alexandricashio Cortes says she's leaving twitters
or sorry x, She goes quoteafter our Alon's f bomb TI ride,
(17:45):
this will be my last post onActs. She says, I can no
longer support a platform run by foulmalta jen a right, huh, didn't
Rashida to Leib say cursing shouldn't bea distraction. When she got mad,
(18:08):
she was cursing about Trump. Hmmm, I'm just saying. I mean,
I remember not just her, butI remember Alexander Accascio Cortez too, using
all of a sudden there are thesenew little neo Puritans after his off bomb
(18:29):
tie ride. I just said bye. Actually, I just I shared with
her Rasheta to Leib like saying thatyou know that distraction. I think he
said what he said in the waythat he said it so that A it
would go viral. B it wasarresting to your attention and see it was
just you know, maybe it's notsomething you'd say in church. But I
(18:52):
also don't think that, you know, we'd be talking about advertising Marxist boycotts
like this in church. Either.The point is that he did it in
order for it to have impact,and it worked, and he's correct.
By the way, all these companiesthat are like, we're gonna pull on
what grounds again, it's like suresyfor what because they want to accuse him
(19:18):
of anti Semitism for nothing. They'rejust trying to get him on something.
That's all. They're trying to gethim on something. What is she gonna
do? Alexander Kushio Quortez has noinfluence outside of social media? Do you
know how I know that? Becauseshe doesn't move the needle. All these
people that think all the stupid stuffthey do on social media, it doesn't
move the needle right or left.By the way, if it did,
(19:41):
we wouldn't have an issue in twentytwenty. Guys, nobody, oh,
I said something uncomfortable. It's true. It's true, though, where's the
lie? That's the whole. Shedoesn't move the needle. All she does
is like throw a flail about onsocial media and record herself. She's a
(20:03):
younger version of Elizabeth Warren. Giveher a few years and she'll be like,
can I get you a beer?Asking her very uninterested spouse. Same.
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Dana Lashes Absurd Truth podcast sponsored byKeltech. It's his life mission to make
bad decisions. It's time for Floridaman. I mean who among us?
Right? Like? A Florida manwas arrested because he got caught with a
gator in his suv. This comesout of Dixie County, Florida man's face
(00:25):
and charges after he was called byFlorida deputies transporting an alligator in his suv.
According to Florida Fish and Wildlife ConservationCommission, a Dixie County deputy discovered
a three foot gator in the man'ssuv during a traffic stop on November night.
That's all just coming out now.Though apparently the man told the officials
that he saw the gator crossing theroad was terrified he was going to get
hit by a car. He waslike, I'm going to release the gator
(00:46):
into a pond. He's facing chargesof unlawful possession. They said the gator
was released in the safe area.Was he though going to release in a
pond? Because I feel like ifhe was, then you should have just
let him do his thing, right. He helped the taxpayer. Come on,
I don't know, let's see wehad the lady about eaton counterfeit cash.
The other day. Oh oh,A man was arrested for stabnold lady
(01:08):
in a Walgreens parking lot because,according to deputies, he said he wanted
to. Yeah, I mean theygo why and he goes cause I wanted
to. That's literally what it saysin the affidavit. Kenneth Bryant, thirty
four, was charged with aggravated batterywith a deadly weapon, second degree fellony
after the incident. It was inWalgreens in Naples and Florida. Yeah,
he looks totally dope in his mugshot. Stick with us as we move our
(01:30):
friends over at Hillsdale College. Thisis one of the things that they teach
at Hillsdale. This is like whereyou go for an actual good education.
It's a small Christian, classical liberalarts college. They're in southern Michigan.
They teach critical thinking. They protectcritical thinking, not critical race theory,
and they understand that education is absolutelyparamount to a free society. The more
(01:53):
you know, the freer you are, especially with how your own government works.
And so that's what they teach atHillsdale, where they foster open debate,
where students aren't penalized for engaging inhonest academic discussion and displaying intellectual curiosity.
And you can study America's great heritageof liberty and grow by studying these
(02:14):
truths in a very supportive and dedicatedcommunity. And you can see they have
a short video up about how Hillsdale'swork is super effective in defending American liberty
not just on its campuses, butacross the country. You can access it
at Dana four fo or Hillsdale dotcom and learn more about the mission of
Hillsdale College. Visit Dana four Hillsdaledot com. That's Dana for Hillsdale dot
com. Hillsdale College Developing Minds,Improving Hearts. I've said this, and
(02:44):
I've said this to Dunk Chilping andthe MLAs, and I've said this to
every world leader. It's never,never, never been a good bet to
bet against American people, never,never, never can I break this video
down while I'm gonna you're gonna hateme. I'm so sorry. One It's
like, yeah, I love whenyou do video breakdown. Stana think they're
(03:05):
great. Welcome back to the show, Daniell last year with you can listen
Coast to Coast watch the simulcast.Here's okay. First off, let me
just address what was said, andthen uh uh don chow ping dude?
What that? Who is he talkingabout? Zimi jieshiping like the kami Chinese
(03:25):
leader. Not a peep from anyonein the media on this. Really,
I just needed pulse check on thesezombies that are running these publications. Not
a single peep from you people.I don't care if it was your beloved
grandfather that said something like this.You make fun of it because it's it
(03:46):
should be. If you can't makefun of this, you're a soulless meat
sack. You're a solace meat sack, and you're getting nothing for Christmas.
That's it. How do you not, dude? It's like sixteen candles.
It's like a movie. Okay,So I want to break this down because
I got to give props to thefemale and the male that are steened on
(04:08):
either side of him, and youcould see it the other the guy had
a real good poker face. Youcould see there was a hint of question
that passed over his face when thepresident said, don chow pin which in
the Himalayas? What but the girlthe feet. The lady. You could
tell she caught that and was likewhat and it registered. She caught herself
(04:30):
like they knew they were on thenational stage and they were trying to keep
it legit right. So let's justlet's just walk through what is now my
favorite video sound bite so far ofthis month. Go ahead, I've said
this, and I've said this toDoun Chow ping and then she looks right
back at him like I'm sorry,what don Chow? What did you just
(04:50):
say? And you could see herlike her purse lips together. She just
looked at him and went what theother guy like his eyebrows were up real
hot. I watching people's expressions onstuff. I can't tell you how many
videos of this, like these walkthroughs and stuff I've seen. So the
guy's like, wait what and youcould deal his like eyebrows dropped just a
little bit and he's like, oh, here we go. But she it's
(05:13):
like he could he expected this outof Biden. She didn't, And she
just looks at him the way herhead jerked and looked at him right after
he said that that was really thatwas something. But then it gets weird
er. So after he says DongChaoping and they're just standing there. Then
it's like, I don't is hewearing like a shot collar where if someone
(05:36):
is standing behind the scenes and they'reon the campaign and they are like,
oh, it needs more energy.My mom has candles and I'm not gonna
lie. I got some too forChristmas where you can do the remote with
them. You're those things are amazing, right, Mine are made in Taiwan.
Thank you. There's her Gina,and there's a remote and you can
(05:59):
think, think like with the remoteof you know what I'm talking about.
So it's like someone did that tohim, like they got a shock collar
on him and then back with theremote, like trying to get him to
not be boring and sleepy. Sogo ahead, because he gets riled up
and it's just out of nowhere andawkward and malayism. I've said this to
(06:20):
every mad world dying. It's nevernever is to the mic. Now he
leans over and the guy. Theguy is like, what the hell's happening
here? They're both amused. Onething that you can tell from both of
their faces is that they are amused. She is suppressing a chortal, which
(06:42):
is kind of like a chokey laugh. She's suppressing it and you can tell,
and the guy is just looking like, yep, I mean they are.
The guy's like has the expression ofthis is my drunk friend, you
know what I mean, Like whenyou're when you're dudes, when you're at
the barm, one of your friendswho's maybe had a couple, you know,
maybe a pint too many, startsmaking a joke and it's just awkward,
(07:04):
not funny, but you're you findit funny. That's like him.
She's just trying not to laugh.But okay, so again weird er er
go ahead. Never been a goodbet to bet against American people, never,
never, never, And okay,So she starts nodding her head and
the guy that's on the other sideof him is like, I don't know
(07:25):
what this he means, but Iguess it's tilly time. It's tilly time.
We're gonna throw down. He justand then he starts clapping like yeah,
fight fight, Yes, love that. That's only who knows what the
hell this guy is saying, butsounds like he's talking about fights right now,
and I'm down with that, Andshe just starts nod in her head.
She turns she turns into a bouncerlike mm hmm, Tilly time.
(07:48):
I just it's the funniest. Thisis so funny that I can't tell you
how many times I watch this video. I watched it the first time that
I literally lol. Normally I'm lyingwhen I'm not, I'm not lolling at
all. I'm just like, I'msomewhat amused, and my facial express and
expression hasn't changed. I laughed likea loon out loud. I loled loudly
(08:11):
when I saw this video. Ilove the guy's expression. He's like,
yeah, Tilly time. Yeah,and she just starts nod on her head
like mmmm, oh my gosh,it's just precious. I just gotta I'm
sorry, go with me, simulcastguys why she's She's like, I'm not
gonna laugh and he's like, yeah, what fight, Yes, yes,
and she nods her head and he'slike, yeah, Tilly time. Anyway.
(08:35):
You know what, where's the badlip reading people? I want the
bad lip reading people. You rememberthe one that we played where it was,
uh, they were dubbing Matten Gatesand Kevin McCarthy in a fight.
I breught the tiger. It's hysterical. They need to do that for this.
Honestly, some days that's the onlyway I can take politics. And
I work in this business. It'salmost like when Biden just speaks normally,
(08:56):
it sounds like it's the lip readingthing. Yeah, I mean, you
know what, you make a reallygood point here, because they they would
only serve to make him look smarterand sound smarter because at least they're yeah,
they're like more coherent, more youknow, a little bit more consistent
with their speech and stuff. Idon't know, but that was I'm still
(09:18):
yeah, I found that. Imean that whole clip. I mean you
start with a dong chow ping andyou in with and I'm gonna do my
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you. And now all of thenews you would probably miss. It's time
for data's quick. So I'm readingabout here's the scare mongerene headline. So
you're probably gonna start hearing a lotabout this if you haven't already. They're
saying, Oh, it's China's whitelung It's hitting the US. It's the
newest thing, guys, the newestcraze. They said. Mystery wave of
pneumonia has hit America. Ohio Countyrecords one hundred and forty six child cases
(11:16):
of white lung syndrome, which itsays meet the definition of an outbreak.
Infection overwhelms Chinese hospitals. This caseis spike in Europe. Oh my gosh,
weaping a ash, you know theteeth. This is crazy. And
they're saying that, oh, it'sraising fears of another outbreak. It's an
outbreak. Oh they say this everytime. I'm not gonna where it could
be fold again like the who saidwe're not gonna be fold again, just
(11:37):
saying, just saying, I they'reimmediately going into the fear mongeringe And of
course it comes out of China.Of course, of course it does.
An eighty three year old woman diesafter falling through the floor of her home
into a well shaft. Now thisis a new thing. Yeah, So
the eighty three year old woman fellforty eight feet down a well shaft that
(12:00):
was under a one hundred plus yearold home. The woman she was right
at the house to assist her herdaughter move and as she was walking in
the kitchen, she stepped onto aweekend floor and fell through it, right
into a well cheft that the familyhad no clue about. It is what
it's like a horror film. Isn'tthere a horror film where there's like,
(12:20):
I swear I've seen something like thatyet No, well no, I mean
like there where there's like all thesetunnels and mines and sounds like a ma's
house. A teen who learned CPRat school saved a toddler from drowning on
Thanksgiving. A California teenager did theright thing. It's just so bad.
This is a great story. Itwas performed CPR on her three year old
(12:41):
relative who almost drowned the family's poolon Thanksgiving. CPR is always a good
skill to have the ability to dothat. And let's see a this is
a name, Marilla, who hasthis much time on their hands. A
Grench tries to steal Christmas. Now, look, yes, we all know
Jesus is real and that Christ iskeeping. You don't have to stand outside
(13:03):
of a kid's school with a signthat says Santa is fake, Jesus is
real. Come on, seriously,what that was a look, Caine,
just because then I'd feel like Jesuswas telling me to do stuff at that
point. Yeah, I and hestood outside within a Grinch costume, well
in dresses, the Grinch dressed asSanta. Yeah, and they they police
(13:31):
were called, but they didn't arresthim. They said he was on the
wawfully on the sidewalk. Uh.And yeah, I mean clearly parents would
not be happy about that. Inyour own popularity. Sure, you've seen
the polls. Also, your ratingsthirty eight point five percent, Biden's forty
point four percent, and Trump ishigher. Ron Klein says this, And
(13:54):
you've you've seen press about yourself overthe years. He says that he believes
that your popular unpopularity, or whateverrating you want to put it as,
is a function of sexism and racism. He says that's part of the problem.
Says she doesn't get the credit forall that she's done. Do you
think that's true for what? Well, are we talking about the media or
(14:15):
people as it relates to the media. I'm sure some of that is true.
For what what is she? Whatdoes she do? I don't mean
to sound like Suresy here, butjim Andy Christmas for what she brought us?
Then diagrams? Really that's the VPthat was yesterday at that New York
(14:37):
Times butter my biscuit thing whatever itwas? What was it? The deal
book? Sure? Okay, DanaLash here with you on the airwaves.
You can listen coast to coast,you can stream it, you can watch
the simulcasts Channel three forty seven DragTV. So the reason that no one
(14:58):
likes her is because there's sex andracist, not because she totally sucks out
loud. I mean at her work, her jobs. The sexism and too
racist. I mean, well,so wait, the sexism and racism.
Wait a minute, let me understandthis. So you get into the vice
president's office, but you can't doI mean, you get that far,
(15:22):
but then all of a sudden thesexisms and the racisms. So you get
as far as actually getting into theVP office. Oh but I had the
reason that I'm not good at myjob is because of too sexisms and to
racisms, is why. I mean, that's the truth of it. Unburdened
by what has been ven diagram.She sounds like if you fed an AI
(15:48):
machine like just random boardroom stuff andthen it and then told it to spit
it out. Yeah, give mea thousand words in a speech like you're
a female president, like you're afemale vice president, and that would be
it. Right, So you getas far as the VP office, so
(16:11):
there's no sexism in racism stopping you. Then right you get into like everyone's
like yeah, cool, all right, you know she's in the VP office.
But then all of a sudden itdawns on them that you're you're a
woman of color, and then they'relike, wait a minute, how did
this happen? And then all theracisms into sexism's happened? Is that what
you're telling me, Like, itgoes that far to the VP office.
(16:37):
Totally fine. No one says nothing, but only after she's in office.
Because see, I would think thatif it was really sexism and racism at
play, she would never have gotteninto the VP office. She would have
never been Vice President of the UnitedStates. So methinks that it has nothing
(16:57):
to do with racism and secon she'sjust looking for some kind of justification to
explain why she can't do her job. Well, that's what it seems like.
I feel like I'm pretty correct onthat. You know, I'm I
I'm so tired of this. I'mso tired of well, I'm a woman,
(17:18):
so woman stuff, woman, woman, woman, lady female. That's
not a substitute for a policy orwit or you know, substance. Nothing
good. Heavens, Can I justtell you because this I just now saw
this. It happened a couple hoursago. Alexandricashio Cortes says she's leaving twitters
or sorry x, She goes quoteafter our Alon's f bomb TI ride,
(17:45):
this will be my last post onActs. She says, I can no
longer support a platform run by foulmalta jen a right, huh, didn't
Rashida to Leib say cursing shouldn't bea distraction. When she got mad,
(18:08):
she was cursing about Trump. Hmmm, I'm just saying. I mean,
I remember not just her, butI remember Alexander Accascio Cortez too, using
all of a sudden there are thesenew little neo Puritans after his off bomb
(18:29):
tie ride. I just said bye. Actually, I just I shared with
her Rasheta to Leib like saying thatyou know that distraction. I think he
said what he said in the waythat he said it so that A it
would go viral. B it wasarresting to your attention and see it was
just you know, maybe it's notsomething you'd say in church. But I
(18:52):
also don't think that, you know, we'd be talking about advertising Marxist boycotts
like this in church. Either.The point is that he did it in
order for it to have impact,and it worked, and he's correct.
By the way, all these companiesthat are like, we're gonna pull on
what grounds again, it's like suresyfor what because they want to accuse him
(19:18):
of anti Semitism for nothing. They'rejust trying to get him on something.
That's all. They're trying to gethim on something. What is she gonna
do? Alexander Kushio Quortez has noinfluence outside of social media? Do you
know how I know that? Becauseshe doesn't move the needle. All these
people that think all the stupid stuffthey do on social media, it doesn't
move the needle right or left.By the way, if it did,
(19:41):
we wouldn't have an issue in twentytwenty. Guys, nobody, oh,
I said something uncomfortable. It's true. It's true, though, where's the
lie? That's the whole. Shedoesn't move the needle. All she does
is like throw a flail about onsocial media and record herself. She's a
(20:03):
younger version of Elizabeth Warren. Giveher a few years and she'll be like,
can I get you a beer?Asking her very uninterested spouse. Same.
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