December 6, 2023 • 21 mins
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(00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. I think we all accidentally
got high from the sharpie because I'mdrawing Caine right now. Since Hunter Biden
can sell art for millions of dollars, I'm like, well, yeah,
(00:22):
let's just prove that it's not totalnepotism and money laundering. So I'm gonna
draw Caine. It's brilliant so far, all right. First up, a
Florida man who exposed himself inside thisis a strong sharpie. A Florida man,
so what's on brand? Who exposedhimself inside multiple Claremont stores says he
was drugged? Was he drugg thelast time? He exposed himself in multiple
(00:44):
stores of Florida man is facing severalcharges. He uh exposed his junk in
a target, a pizzeria, allthese different stores. Joshua Brown thirty two,
was arrested for in decent exposure.I don't understand his mugshot. He
looks like I don't get it.Why he is scared? Confused? Why
who looks like that? In amuck shut? They arrived officers arrived at
(01:07):
seven o'clock in the evening to finda man in target identified as Brown,
showing off his bits and pieces inthe business. Yeah, he can't be
doing that anywhere like that. Obviously, they reviewed surveillance footage and they showed
him doing that and being gross.He's being gross. When they detained him,
(01:30):
they found oxycodone and I can't saythis one. Kwanazepam kuannazepam. Yeah,
pills. And then he was onprobation for a prior conviction of exposing
his junk back Intocember of twenty seventeen, and he kept saying that someone drugged
him and made him do it.Yeah, no one, did you freak?
You did it yourself. What's thematter with you? What's going on
(01:53):
with Panera? Now? In SaintLouis, Missouri, it's called Saint Louis
Bride Company. Outside of that,it's called Panera. Nobody knows that,
apparently, but that's true. There'sa now a second lawsuit I don't even
know there's a first one against PaneraBread. A Florida man says that he
kicked the bucket from the caffeinated chargedlemonade. They said that it was a
charged lemonade and the guy went tocardiac arrest. The guy said he was
(02:16):
drinking lemonade for six days and wasa member of their sip club where you
order unlimited drinks. The charged lemonadehas three hundred and ninety milligrams of caffeine.
That's near the four hundred milligram dailymaximum intake. Did they make this
guy drink this lemonade this many timesa day for six days? Why is
(02:38):
it their fault? Then you absolutefruitcake? Don't drink the charged lemonade,
then good heavens. This is sodumb. They said that they find it
to be without merit. Blah blahblah. Yeah, you can't be doing
that kindness. This is like,oh, I drink hot coffee and burn
my mouth. I'm gonna sue becausea coffee's hot. This is so goofy
(02:59):
uh. Let's see a lord.A woman set set her tender date on
fire over sixty dollars, say police, this is in Miami. The woman
that this guy met set him onfire twenty five years old. Gott be
careful with these checks. Man thathe wanted the sixty dollars, she wanted
the sixty dollars he had on himand he said no, so she set
(03:19):
him on fire. Stay with usfor our partners over at Hillsdale College.
This is the type of academics thatare needed. What Hillsdale College provides.
It is an actual learning institution andif you're unfamiliar it is. It's a
beautiful, small Christian, classical liberalarts college in southern Michigan, and they're
all about the pursuit of truth anddefense of liberty. They foster open,
(03:42):
honest academic debate. They teach criticalthinking and they encourage it not critical race
theory. And they also want tothank everybody for their kindness towards the college
for this past year. This Christmasseason, they have a special video that
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it only at Dana four fo rHillsdale dot com. And it's just a
thank you from them to you forsupporting them, because they understand that education
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(04:27):
visit Dana four four Hillsdale dot com. You can see and hear the Sacred
Music Choir singing a little town ofBethlehem. You can see a ton of
other free resources they have to helpcelebrate this season too, and I assure
you you'll be left with left inspired. It's Dana four fo R Hillsdale dot
com for the For the last houron break, I was made myself sick
(04:53):
high on a sharpie. Basically,this is powerful. Whenever I have a
whenever I have books come out,and I go through a as a half
a box of these things and Isign I have to sign books at a
book event. I mean, aftera while, those fumes kitchen you got,
but not in a good way.I mean, you're just rough.
So I was wondering, because youknow, I'm so artistic, and I
(05:15):
thought, well, I bet Icould draw a picture of Kine. I
mean, what's the difference between usand Hunter Biden? You know what I
mean? I mean besides strausen Krack, Well, yeah, well he's a
boy and uh he's a male.And also on watts On the drugs and
growth hookers, infant infant baby son. Yeah, he's probably the only old
(05:36):
dude that is to like. Theytry to act like he's younger than us,
and then of course don't forget he'sa president's son, merches out the
elected office, all those good things. So I drew a picture. I've
not shown this to Kanine. Iwas like, wehll I bet I could
draw a picture of Kane. Yeah. I was getting excited about it.
And I feel like I'm at likesix Flags or some sort of theme park
(05:57):
where you pay the person to kindof sketch you. You know, you
sit there. Oh, don't getyour hopes up. Okay, I'm just
saying, you know, although I'msuper artistic, she believe that. I
don't believe anything. There's certain thingsI can do. Drawing, well,
I can. Let's just say Ican master anything. This is a Renaissance
master piece. Really, it's amasterpiece. So I did this, I
(06:19):
in my defense, just to say, just to add the perspective, no
perspective, you're in the dark overthere. True, So it was hard
to get your visage. Your visagegot it. So I drew a picture
of you. I think the likenessis amazing. That looks not accurate at
(06:41):
all. No, it looks justlike it looks just like you. We
got for the people watching the simulcast. He's always in like a hoodie of
some sort. I can't really doshoulders or arms that well, it's still
a renaissance masterpiece. He's got headphoneson his eyes. I can't draw eyes.
Totally great, but you know it'sstill a renaissance masterpiece. The facial
(07:01):
hair was a little tricky, soI just put it all there where the
facial hair is supposed to go,the lower face portion right. Got the
he's got the headphones that the hiskansit he wears for radio. It's over
his hair. He's got the core. Look at the cord I did.
I did a cord for those notable to detail. I know the attention
(07:23):
to. I got the buttons onyour shirt. I got the cord that
goes. I mean it looks literallyjust like holden. What is that?
What are those words at the bottom? Read it for the audience that's listening
at home, brought to you byprobiotics it uh G. I think that
this is probably worth a million dollars. I'd say it's more than that.
(07:45):
I mean I might be a littlebiased. Yeah, I think it's I
think it's worth a million dollars.Completely okay with the fact that doesn't look
anything like me. But yeah,no it does. It looks totally like
you. That is your shirt.I'm okay with that. Wand will agree.
That's a shirt. That's a shirt. That's your shirt, your that's
your outfit. I don't want tobreak the news sea. Those are scribbles
on paper. That's not scribbles.It's renaissance. That's artistry of stinky sharpie
(08:11):
on paper. That's what that is. It's and it's your face. I
got your nose, Your nose isthere? Your eyebrows? Yeah, those
aren't exaggerated either. They're not.I can see them, the eyes and
eyebrows or anything that includes eyes.I guess you have a problem with no,
I mean, did you want meto draw something with your eyes?
I mean you mean accurate? Huh? Do you mean do I want you
(08:31):
to be more accurate with it?You know? What? Should I use?
The Christmas car the Greg Abbits tome, Greg Abbitt sent us a
Christmas card. Appreciate the governor forthat, Yeah, he says, very
nice. They send us a Christmascard? I said, I don't know,
I'm awkward. Can you tell likeI was? I was raised with
(08:52):
y'all, I wasn't raised with themall. I'm like, can they send
us a Christmas card? I don'thave any more paper otherwise. I maybe
it's something I can do. ButI think, I mean, if you're
comparing it to Hunters, finished betterthan anything better than Glenn Beck's work right
here? Get that masterpiece? Sohow do we get the bidding started?
(09:13):
Is what I'm wondering, because Ithink we should started a million dollars.
I think the starting should be Yeah, at a million. I mean,
I'm sure we're gonna get tons rightout of the gas, Like right,
I didn't even spit on it.Million dollars, A million dollars. Who
wouldn't want this renaissance masterpiece came?Probably if you'd spit it probably worth a
million. Maybe, yeah, Imean, maybe you know what we should
(09:35):
do? We should uh we shouldmaybe gift it to one of the people
that's in the YouTube chat as,like you know, because it's like a
million dollars we're gifting to you righthere, hand drawn on break by me.
Uh, brain cells were damaged bythe sharpiecent of this image. Yeah,
(09:58):
it's it's like, what are theyput in this? I don't know.
This is wild, like it's onemarker and it felt We're all like
dizzy. It filled at the wholestudio. It's one marker, but uh,
I like it a lot. Ithink the bidding at a million might
be a little much to start abid, but I'm on board. This
is a man. Did you seemy attention to detail in the background,
(10:20):
right, the crosshatch detail in thebackground. I didn't spit through a straw
te see the bidens could easily youknow what, Democrats could easily prove to
me right now that him getting amillion dollars for a painting is due to
his I mean they it's not dueto his name or anything else. They
could do that right now, becausethis is better than his stuff. This
(10:41):
has form and it looks like somethingabsolutely and it has meaning because it says
Caine. It means Caine up atthe top. Clearly his sponsored message as
well, brought to you my bigpro biotic who doesn't sponsor us, but
I think secretly they do. CaBut uh, I mean this they could
(11:01):
democratic Democrat could give me a milliondollars for this right now, and that
would take care of any suspicions Ihave that Democrats defending Hunter Biden's work that
it wasn't just because they weren't amoney laundering thing. So a million dollars
is starting bid. Now. Youknow we could also again, and you
know I could gift it to somebodyin in the in the chat, I'm
(11:22):
just saying, you know, wecould gift it to somebody a million dollar
donation, a million dollar Christmas giftright here tis the Christmas season. I
mean, I'm just it's just itis. Uh, there's no way I
can display this, but I'm gonnaset it right here on the the things.
So there you got right there.That's pure talent. I am actually
impressed. I worked, really ittook me. It took me an hour
(11:46):
to shave your upper lip where Iheard that. I didn't steal it.
I didn't biden it from Napoleon Dynamiteat all. I didn't biden it from
that at all, not at all. But for real though, like that
mean, it's normal to draw picturesfor your friends and have them give you
millions of dollars for it, right, is it though, and yeah,
(12:07):
how's that's normal that happens all thatyou guys deal with that in your friendships
right with the bidens. No,I've even played Monopoly with friends and they
haven't. They don't even I don'tplay monopoly with friends. They don't hand
over many I won't have any forstuff like that. It's bandit. We
can't play monopoly in our house.It always ends with tears and threats of
(12:28):
litigation. Never, it's never gonnahuh huh. And we play risk and
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all of the news you would probablywe miss. It's time for Dana's quick
five. All right, So Australia'sfirst ever moon rover to be named Ruver
after a public competition received more thaneight thousand submissions. That's like when they
were trying to name that boat inBritain boaty mcboat face eight thousand, and
(14:22):
they named it Ruver. Ruver.They named the damn thing Ruver. The
other names that didn't make it wereSkippy, Wombat, walk about, oh,
Rover mcrover face. Of course,uh they said why Ruver. They
don't actually they just oh my gosh. Yeah, but that seems very Australia.
(14:48):
It doesn't hop. I don't know. I just don't. That's the
pouch. Okay, well then i'daccepted for that. Does it have a
pouch? Okay? One thousand sandhas ditched the sleigh in favor of bikes
in downtown Milwaukee. That sounds annoying. That's horrible. In favor of bikes.
(15:09):
They made their their bikes look likesleighs. I don't know. I
like that they do it. It'sfun, but it's the Santa cycle.
Okay. I have a video we'reaudio will play coming up that it's why
people have the opinion that they do. Let's see. A disciplinary council seeks
(15:30):
suspension of an eerie lawyer who saidthat cocaine enhances his work. Is this
hunter Biden. I'm curious, likeit has to they have to be.
Also, let's see NASA's James Webbcaptures a real monster face in deep space.
It's a newly discovered galaxy spewing outof the stars. I think it's
a warning. It is legiti warning. It is creepy as all get out
(15:54):
looking. It looks actually it's ascool as all get out looking. It
looks like a ghostly skull. Supercool. Also, let's see tires slashing
spree solved as an Italian as Italianpolice arrest. This is a weird story
from the Guardian. They arrested thisguy. It's like a mafia style intimidation
(16:18):
and they it's a the way thatthey had The Guardian wrote this story.
I want to find the person whowrote it and I want to beat them
to death in the street because theywere so like obsessed with being trying to
write like alliterations that they couldn't writethe story. Basically, this guy went
around slashing tires, uh, andthey took them like weeks apparently to figure
(16:38):
out who was slashing tires. That'swhat ing outside slash and then you arrest
them. It's just sit on thebike lane. It's a great party.
Great job. Man, that's anice bike you got there. Sidewalk is
(17:02):
on your lap exactly that cross wentout looking and blamed the cyclist. Man,
not a nice bike you got there. It's a great place to walk.
Man, that's a nice bike yougot there. Walk right here.
(17:26):
Okay, your time. That washim. He didn't do a cross.
You're gonna act like you're a carand you're gonna ride your bike in the
street, and you have to obeythe rules of the road like a car
does, and that means you haveto have to stop for people and crosswalks.
He got mad at this check acouple of people because they were in
a crosswalk. Welcome back to theprogram, Dana, last share with you.
We're concluding this third hour of ourbroadcast. That was a I still
(17:49):
this video yesterday. I don't dislikelike I know, I have friends who
ride cycle what cyclists they ride bicycles? I don't know how to say it.
I have friends who enjoy doing thatlike a hobby, but the way
they do it and the way thatI see like a lot of these people
in videos and some of my experienceswith other people, like my friends understand
they're in a bicycle and if they'regoing to ride with the cars, they
(18:11):
obey rules of traffic. I cannottell you. So like in Texas,
you got to stop when you makea right on red right. I this
was maybe three weeks ago. Iwas at a stop light. I was
two cars back from the person actuallywas. There's a car in between us,
the car that was getting ready togo and they had stopped. There
was a I saw the bicyclist comingup on the right and the car stopped.
(18:37):
They were gonna make uh. Therewas nobody coming he was. He
stopped as he was supposed to do, and he was going to make a
turn on the red right, thisbicyclist. Because there were people, it
was the light that for the peoplewho could turn they could go. So
the people who were in the leftturn line they could turn left, and
the people opposite you could turn right. There was nobody opposite us to turn
right, so it was clear thisbicyclist. I watched this dude literally all
(19:00):
in his his like pro bicycle gear. He blew through that red light and
was bicycle and just cycling across thecrosswalk as this guy is turning, and
then he honked his little bike hoornand flipped the guy off. And I'm
like, that guy had right awayif you're going to end the bicyclist was
not on the sidewalk. He waswith the cars because it was like pretty
(19:25):
traffic. I was, I hadsomething to do and it was in rush
out rush hour, and he wouldif you're going to be in the road
like that, you have to observethe rules of the road. And thankfully,
you know, this guy turning,he was you know, he was
in a truck. He was slow, uh, and he you know,
tapped his brakes. But the bicyclistacted like he just I cannot tell you
(19:45):
how many times they've seen this.I saw a bicyclists almost murder themselves in
a roundabout because they did not knowhow to buy They did not know how
to do a roundabout. Every interactionI've had with him on the road has
been they've almost gotten themselves killed orthey've almost killed somebody. Now, my
friends aren't like that. Of course, they've been doing this like forever though,
like I They've they've been cyclists foreverand they love doing it, like
(20:08):
they just did scenic and they enjoyit. But man, I'm telling you,
that's why people don't like bicyclists.Is that right there? They're all
leftists. The smart ones I thinkare honestly conservatives, and I think the
ones that are bad are leftists.I really do think that. All right,
today's supidity King. All right,this is gonna have to be.
It's gonna have to be Biden.No, actually know what we're masterpiece.
(20:30):
We're gonna do AOC. If youdon't mind AOC, this has cut seventeen
one, if you don't mind playingthis. This is imagine saying this and
not recognizing the irony and all ofit. Listen, listen, what AFCC.
We're here today because there's a proposalhere, and there's several proposals here
to further marginalize trans women in sports. And I think about this all the
(20:52):
time because trans people in the UnitedStates doesn't even exceed one percent of our
population, and yet there's so muchmany resources and energy and time dedicated to
figuring out how we can more finallyexclude them from our sports. And I
thought, why, why, whyso much effort and dedication on such a
(21:15):
tiny portion in US popular a violationof privacy, that's really not what that
is. But what about the privacyof the girls who want to change in
the locker rooms the boys being inthere? Yeah, thanks for tuning in
to today's edition of Dana Lash's AbsurdYouth podcast. If you haven't already,
made sure to hit that subscribe buttonon Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you
(21:36):
get your podcasts.
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. I think we all accidentally
got high from the sharpie because I'mdrawing Caine right now. Since Hunter Biden
can sell art for millions of dollars, I'm like, well, yeah,
(00:22):
let's just prove that it's not totalnepotism and money laundering. So I'm gonna
draw Caine. It's brilliant so far, all right. First up, a
Florida man who exposed himself inside thisis a strong sharpie. A Florida man,
so what's on brand? Who exposedhimself inside multiple Claremont stores says he
was drugged? Was he drugg thelast time? He exposed himself in multiple
(00:44):
stores of Florida man is facing severalcharges. He uh exposed his junk in
a target, a pizzeria, allthese different stores. Joshua Brown thirty two,
was arrested for in decent exposure.I don't understand his mugshot. He
looks like I don't get it.Why he is scared? Confused? Why
who looks like that? In amuck shut? They arrived officers arrived at
(01:07):
seven o'clock in the evening to finda man in target identified as Brown,
showing off his bits and pieces inthe business. Yeah, he can't be
doing that anywhere like that. Obviously, they reviewed surveillance footage and they showed
him doing that and being gross.He's being gross. When they detained him,
(01:30):
they found oxycodone and I can't saythis one. Kwanazepam kuannazepam. Yeah,
pills. And then he was onprobation for a prior conviction of exposing
his junk back Intocember of twenty seventeen, and he kept saying that someone drugged
him and made him do it.Yeah, no one, did you freak?
You did it yourself. What's thematter with you? What's going on
(01:53):
with Panera? Now? In SaintLouis, Missouri, it's called Saint Louis
Bride Company. Outside of that,it's called Panera. Nobody knows that,
apparently, but that's true. There'sa now a second lawsuit I don't even
know there's a first one against PaneraBread. A Florida man says that he
kicked the bucket from the caffeinated chargedlemonade. They said that it was a
charged lemonade and the guy went tocardiac arrest. The guy said he was
(02:16):
drinking lemonade for six days and wasa member of their sip club where you
order unlimited drinks. The charged lemonadehas three hundred and ninety milligrams of caffeine.
That's near the four hundred milligram dailymaximum intake. Did they make this
guy drink this lemonade this many timesa day for six days? Why is
(02:38):
it their fault? Then you absolutefruitcake? Don't drink the charged lemonade,
then good heavens. This is sodumb. They said that they find it
to be without merit. Blah blahblah. Yeah, you can't be doing
that kindness. This is like,oh, I drink hot coffee and burn
my mouth. I'm gonna sue becausea coffee's hot. This is so goofy
(02:59):
uh. Let's see a lord.A woman set set her tender date on
fire over sixty dollars, say police, this is in Miami. The woman
that this guy met set him onfire twenty five years old. Gott be
careful with these checks. Man thathe wanted the sixty dollars, she wanted
the sixty dollars he had on himand he said no, so she set
(03:19):
him on fire. Stay with usfor our partners over at Hillsdale College.
This is the type of academics thatare needed. What Hillsdale College provides.
It is an actual learning institution andif you're unfamiliar it is. It's a
beautiful, small Christian, classical liberalarts college in southern Michigan, and they're
all about the pursuit of truth anddefense of liberty. They foster open,
(03:42):
honest academic debate. They teach criticalthinking and they encourage it not critical race
theory. And they also want tothank everybody for their kindness towards the college
for this past year. This Christmasseason, they have a special video that
features their Sacred Music Choir, theirperformances from their and it's sung in their
beautiful christ Chapel at the heart ofcampus and you can access it and watch
(04:04):
it only at Dana four fo rHillsdale dot com. And it's just a
thank you from them to you forsupporting them, because they understand that education
is paramount to freedom and that's whatthey were founded to offer the kind of
education that is needed to preserve therights that we enjoy today and they're still
holding true to that mission after theirfounding in eighteen forty four. So please
(04:27):
visit Dana four four Hillsdale dot com. You can see and hear the Sacred
Music Choir singing a little town ofBethlehem. You can see a ton of
other free resources they have to helpcelebrate this season too, and I assure
you you'll be left with left inspired. It's Dana four fo R Hillsdale dot
com for the For the last houron break, I was made myself sick
(04:53):
high on a sharpie. Basically,this is powerful. Whenever I have a
whenever I have books come out,and I go through a as a half
a box of these things and Isign I have to sign books at a
book event. I mean, aftera while, those fumes kitchen you got,
but not in a good way.I mean, you're just rough.
So I was wondering, because youknow, I'm so artistic, and I
(05:15):
thought, well, I bet Icould draw a picture of Kine. I
mean, what's the difference between usand Hunter Biden? You know what I
mean? I mean besides strausen Krack, Well, yeah, well he's a
boy and uh he's a male.And also on watts On the drugs and
growth hookers, infant infant baby son. Yeah, he's probably the only old
(05:36):
dude that is to like. Theytry to act like he's younger than us,
and then of course don't forget he'sa president's son, merches out the
elected office, all those good things. So I drew a picture. I've
not shown this to Kanine. Iwas like, wehll I bet I could
draw a picture of Kane. Yeah. I was getting excited about it.
And I feel like I'm at likesix Flags or some sort of theme park
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where you pay the person to kindof sketch you. You know, you
sit there. Oh, don't getyour hopes up. Okay, I'm just
saying, you know, although I'msuper artistic, she believe that. I
don't believe anything. There's certain thingsI can do. Drawing, well,
I can. Let's just say Ican master anything. This is a Renaissance
master piece. Really, it's amasterpiece. So I did this, I
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in my defense, just to say, just to add the perspective, no
perspective, you're in the dark overthere. True, So it was hard
to get your visage. Your visagegot it. So I drew a picture
of you. I think the likenessis amazing. That looks not accurate at
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all. No, it looks justlike it looks just like you. We
got for the people watching the simulcast. He's always in like a hoodie of
some sort. I can't really doshoulders or arms that well, it's still
a renaissance masterpiece. He's got headphoneson his eyes. I can't draw eyes.
Totally great, but you know it'sstill a renaissance masterpiece. The facial
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hair was a little tricky, soI just put it all there where the
facial hair is supposed to go,the lower face portion right. Got the
he's got the headphones that the hiskansit he wears for radio. It's over
his hair. He's got the core. Look at the cord I did.
I did a cord for those notable to detail. I know the attention
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to. I got the buttons onyour shirt. I got the cord that
goes. I mean it looks literallyjust like holden. What is that?
What are those words at the bottom? Read it for the audience that's listening
at home, brought to you byprobiotics it uh G. I think that
this is probably worth a million dollars. I'd say it's more than that.
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I mean I might be a littlebiased. Yeah, I think it's I
think it's worth a million dollars.Completely okay with the fact that doesn't look
anything like me. But yeah,no it does. It looks totally like
you. That is your shirt.I'm okay with that. Wand will agree.
That's a shirt. That's a shirt. That's your shirt, your that's
your outfit. I don't want tobreak the news sea. Those are scribbles
on paper. That's not scribbles.It's renaissance. That's artistry of stinky sharpie
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on paper. That's what that is. It's and it's your face. I
got your nose, Your nose isthere? Your eyebrows? Yeah, those
aren't exaggerated either. They're not.I can see them, the eyes and
eyebrows or anything that includes eyes.I guess you have a problem with no,
I mean, did you want meto draw something with your eyes?
I mean you mean accurate? Huh? Do you mean do I want you
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to be more accurate with it?You know? What? Should I use?
The Christmas car the Greg Abbits tome, Greg Abbitt sent us a
Christmas card. Appreciate the governor forthat, Yeah, he says, very
nice. They send us a Christmascard? I said, I don't know,
I'm awkward. Can you tell likeI was? I was raised with
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y'all, I wasn't raised with themall. I'm like, can they send
us a Christmas card? I don'thave any more paper otherwise. I maybe
it's something I can do. ButI think, I mean, if you're
comparing it to Hunters, finished betterthan anything better than Glenn Beck's work right
here? Get that masterpiece? Sohow do we get the bidding started?
(09:13):
Is what I'm wondering, because Ithink we should started a million dollars.
I think the starting should be Yeah, at a million. I mean,
I'm sure we're gonna get tons rightout of the gas, Like right,
I didn't even spit on it.Million dollars, A million dollars. Who
wouldn't want this renaissance masterpiece came?Probably if you'd spit it probably worth a
million. Maybe, yeah, Imean, maybe you know what we should
(09:35):
do? We should uh we shouldmaybe gift it to one of the people
that's in the YouTube chat as,like you know, because it's like a
million dollars we're gifting to you righthere, hand drawn on break by me.
Uh, brain cells were damaged bythe sharpiecent of this image. Yeah,
(09:58):
it's it's like, what are theyput in this? I don't know.
This is wild, like it's onemarker and it felt We're all like
dizzy. It filled at the wholestudio. It's one marker, but uh,
I like it a lot. Ithink the bidding at a million might
be a little much to start abid, but I'm on board. This
is a man. Did you seemy attention to detail in the background,
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right, the crosshatch detail in thebackground. I didn't spit through a straw
te see the bidens could easily youknow what, Democrats could easily prove to
me right now that him getting amillion dollars for a painting is due to
his I mean they it's not dueto his name or anything else. They
could do that right now, becausethis is better than his stuff. This
(10:41):
has form and it looks like somethingabsolutely and it has meaning because it says
Caine. It means Caine up atthe top. Clearly his sponsored message as
well, brought to you my bigpro biotic who doesn't sponsor us, but
I think secretly they do. CaBut uh, I mean this they could
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democratic Democrat could give me a milliondollars for this right now, and that
would take care of any suspicions Ihave that Democrats defending Hunter Biden's work that
it wasn't just because they weren't amoney laundering thing. So a million dollars
is starting bid. Now. Youknow we could also again, and you
know I could gift it to somebodyin in the in the chat, I'm
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just saying, you know, wecould gift it to somebody a million dollar
donation, a million dollar Christmas giftright here tis the Christmas season. I
mean, I'm just it's just itis. Uh, there's no way I
can display this, but I'm gonnaset it right here on the the things.
So there you got right there.That's pure talent. I am actually
impressed. I worked, really ittook me. It took me an hour
(11:46):
to shave your upper lip where Iheard that. I didn't steal it.
I didn't biden it from Napoleon Dynamiteat all. I didn't biden it from
that at all, not at all. But for real though, like that
mean, it's normal to draw picturesfor your friends and have them give you
millions of dollars for it, right, is it though, and yeah,
(12:07):
how's that's normal that happens all thatyou guys deal with that in your friendships
right with the bidens. No,I've even played Monopoly with friends and they
haven't. They don't even I don'tplay monopoly with friends. They don't hand
over many I won't have any forstuff like that. It's bandit. We
can't play monopoly in our house.It always ends with tears and threats of
(12:28):
litigation. Never, it's never gonnahuh huh. And we play risk and
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I will risk own souls. Teens. I haven't played risk since I
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all of the news you would probablywe miss. It's time for Dana's quick
five. All right, So Australia'sfirst ever moon rover to be named Ruver
after a public competition received more thaneight thousand submissions. That's like when they
were trying to name that boat inBritain boaty mcboat face eight thousand, and
(14:22):
they named it Ruver. Ruver.They named the damn thing Ruver. The
other names that didn't make it wereSkippy, Wombat, walk about, oh,
Rover mcrover face. Of course,uh they said why Ruver. They
don't actually they just oh my gosh. Yeah, but that seems very Australia.
(14:48):
It doesn't hop. I don't know. I just don't. That's the
pouch. Okay, well then i'daccepted for that. Does it have a
pouch? Okay? One thousand sandhas ditched the sleigh in favor of bikes
in downtown Milwaukee. That sounds annoying. That's horrible. In favor of bikes.
(15:09):
They made their their bikes look likesleighs. I don't know. I
like that they do it. It'sfun, but it's the Santa cycle.
Okay. I have a video we'reaudio will play coming up that it's why
people have the opinion that they do. Let's see. A disciplinary council seeks
(15:30):
suspension of an eerie lawyer who saidthat cocaine enhances his work. Is this
hunter Biden. I'm curious, likeit has to they have to be.
Also, let's see NASA's James Webbcaptures a real monster face in deep space.
It's a newly discovered galaxy spewing outof the stars. I think it's
a warning. It is legiti warning. It is creepy as all get out
(15:54):
looking. It looks actually it's ascool as all get out looking. It
looks like a ghostly skull. Supercool. Also, let's see tires slashing
spree solved as an Italian as Italianpolice arrest. This is a weird story
from the Guardian. They arrested thisguy. It's like a mafia style intimidation
(16:18):
and they it's a the way thatthey had The Guardian wrote this story.
I want to find the person whowrote it and I want to beat them
to death in the street because theywere so like obsessed with being trying to
write like alliterations that they couldn't writethe story. Basically, this guy went
around slashing tires, uh, andthey took them like weeks apparently to figure
(16:38):
out who was slashing tires. That'swhat ing outside slash and then you arrest
them. It's just sit on thebike lane. It's a great party.
Great job. Man, that's anice bike you got there. Sidewalk is
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on your lap exactly that cross wentout looking and blamed the cyclist. Man,
not a nice bike you got there. It's a great place to walk.
Man, that's a nice bike yougot there. Walk right here.
(17:26):
Okay, your time. That washim. He didn't do a cross.
You're gonna act like you're a carand you're gonna ride your bike in the
street, and you have to obeythe rules of the road like a car
does, and that means you haveto have to stop for people and crosswalks.
He got mad at this check acouple of people because they were in
a crosswalk. Welcome back to theprogram, Dana, last share with you.
We're concluding this third hour of ourbroadcast. That was a I still
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this video yesterday. I don't dislikelike I know, I have friends who
ride cycle what cyclists they ride bicycles? I don't know how to say it.
I have friends who enjoy doing thatlike a hobby, but the way
they do it and the way thatI see like a lot of these people
in videos and some of my experienceswith other people, like my friends understand
they're in a bicycle and if they'regoing to ride with the cars, they
(18:11):
obey rules of traffic. I cannottell you. So like in Texas,
you got to stop when you makea right on red right. I this
was maybe three weeks ago. Iwas at a stop light. I was
two cars back from the person actuallywas. There's a car in between us,
the car that was getting ready togo and they had stopped. There
was a I saw the bicyclist comingup on the right and the car stopped.
(18:37):
They were gonna make uh. Therewas nobody coming he was. He
stopped as he was supposed to do, and he was going to make a
turn on the red right, thisbicyclist. Because there were people, it
was the light that for the peoplewho could turn they could go. So
the people who were in the leftturn line they could turn left, and
the people opposite you could turn right. There was nobody opposite us to turn
right, so it was clear thisbicyclist. I watched this dude literally all
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in his his like pro bicycle gear. He blew through that red light and
was bicycle and just cycling across thecrosswalk as this guy is turning, and
then he honked his little bike hoornand flipped the guy off. And I'm
like, that guy had right awayif you're going to end the bicyclist was
not on the sidewalk. He waswith the cars because it was like pretty
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traffic. I was, I hadsomething to do and it was in rush
out rush hour, and he wouldif you're going to be in the road
like that, you have to observethe rules of the road. And thankfully,
you know, this guy turning,he was you know, he was
in a truck. He was slow, uh, and he you know,
tapped his brakes. But the bicyclistacted like he just I cannot tell you
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how many times they've seen this.I saw a bicyclists almost murder themselves in
a roundabout because they did not knowhow to buy They did not know how
to do a roundabout. Every interactionI've had with him on the road has
been they've almost gotten themselves killed orthey've almost killed somebody. Now, my
friends aren't like that. Of course, they've been doing this like forever though,
like I They've they've been cyclists foreverand they love doing it, like
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they just did scenic and they enjoyit. But man, I'm telling you,
that's why people don't like bicyclists.Is that right there? They're all
leftists. The smart ones I thinkare honestly conservatives, and I think the
ones that are bad are leftists.I really do think that. All right,
today's supidity King. All right,this is gonna have to be.
It's gonna have to be Biden.No, actually know what we're masterpiece.
(20:30):
We're gonna do AOC. If youdon't mind AOC, this has cut seventeen
one, if you don't mind playingthis. This is imagine saying this and
not recognizing the irony and all ofit. Listen, listen, what AFCC.
We're here today because there's a proposalhere, and there's several proposals here
to further marginalize trans women in sports. And I think about this all the
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time because trans people in the UnitedStates doesn't even exceed one percent of our
population, and yet there's so muchmany resources and energy and time dedicated to
figuring out how we can more finallyexclude them from our sports. And I
thought, why, why, whyso much effort and dedication on such a
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tiny portion in US popular a violationof privacy, that's really not what that
is. But what about the privacyof the girls who want to change in
the locker rooms the boys being inthere? Yeah, thanks for tuning in
to today's edition of Dana Lash's AbsurdYouth podcast. If you haven't already,
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