January 4, 2024 • 24 mins
The Epstein’s files are leaked with names such as Bill Clinton, Stephen Hawking and Prince Andrew. Meanwhile, Nikki Haley jokes that New Hampshire voters will correct Iowa’s poor choice.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man So. A Florida man was
arrested for intentionally crashing his car andthen punching a driver. According to police
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in winter Haven, a man fromAuburndale was arrested after police say yesterday he
intentionally crashed into another vehicle or SorryTuesday and then punched the driver in the
face. The police said that DustinBlack, twenty one, attacked the victim,
who was at fault for the minorcrash that involved Black's girlfriend. Authority
said it was at an intersection,the victim made a U turn hit the
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girlfriend's vehicle on the driver side.The victim then immediately stopped backed up in
an attempt to remove his vehicle fromthe other one, and at that point,
Black was in the area when thecrash occurred, stopped his truck next
to the victim's vehicle, backed up, rammed into the passenger side. Then
the victim got out and yelled thathe was sorry it was an accident,
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but then they said that apparently hehad to throw his hands up because Black
punched him in his face repeatedly forthe girlfriend went over to stop him.
That's definitely not a way to handlean accident. I mean, it sounds
like it wasn't It sounds like itwas an accident. I hate it when
you're trying to make a turn ata light and somebody does a U turn
into the same line that you are. In Texas, it's allowed, but
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it's kind of hard to see thatother person's blinker sometimes and many times they
just don't put it on. Ican't tell you how many accidents I've seen
because people just don't put indicators arefor a reason. I get coolsh I
get mad over this stuff, Okay. A Southwest Florida man caught in a
stolen vehicle told police he didn't stealit. He just found it finders keepers
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right. Twenty two year old manfrom Lee County, Florida, was arrested
last week. He was pulled overin a stolen vehicle. When police asked
twenty two year old James Comer Juniorfrom Fort Myers about the Hyundai Hyundai Hyundai
Hyundai Santa Fe. Why can't Iever say the name of the stupid car
Hyundai Santa Fe, he said,no, no, no, I uh
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I didn't take it. I foundit, is what happened. I just
found it. A woman had reportedher Hyundai missing from her driveway the day
after Christmas because and she left herleft it unlocked in her driveway with keys
inside. Got such such a shockerthat it was stolen. Not saying that
that justifies stealing, but don't bestupid. And they finally discovered the car.
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It just that's not really a that'snot how that works, you know
what I mean, Like, youdon't how do you know that you it
didn't belong to anyone? Because you'resaying that you found it, you're indicating
the grocery store parking lot. Wheredid you find it? Yeah, in
the in the grocery store parking lot, and they're at a seven eleven,
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you know, just there with allthe personal belongings inside of it, still
just sitting there, right. That'snot how any of this works. If
you get up and if you getout of your car and you leave it,
even if you leave it your stuffin there stupidly, which you shouldn't,
that doesn't mean that you're signaling toeveryone, go okay, guys,
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it's yours now, not really soshockingly. The police did not believe him
and he was taken into custody.Where it's where we get this fine mugshot.
That one is just displayed for younow in the simulcast. So there,
Florida man intentionally drove car into thehome of a person who wouldn't talk
to him. This sounds like abansheees of an a sheer and plot.
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Nobody cut off any fingers though.A dude who this Florida dude drove his
car into the house of this otherdude who would not talk to him.
Fabian Campbell, age forty. He'sbeing charged with criminal mischief and apparently there's
a charge for projecting a deadly missileinto a home. Didn't know that,
but it was in Fort Lauderdale.Yeah, he got mad because the stude
went talking to him, so hejust like drove it right the heck into
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the car, right and into thehome and it caused shockingly structural damage to
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l Tec Weapons dot com. Tellthem Dana sent you. Can we talk
about this weird Epstein list? Isit now? I want to clarify the
list is public information now with unredactednames. So a lot of this stuff
was already out there, but thenames were not made public and now it
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is. So it's unredacted information fromstuff that had been out there. And
is anybody shocked about some of thestuff. I'm not saying that to downplay
it at all, but like,for instance, Bill Clinton being a big
o pervert. They said it wassaid that in the in the documentation that
he liked him young. That's sonasty. Can I just don't want to
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vomit? You know that phrase?I'm going to vomit a little in my
mouth. I want to vomit alot in everybody's mouth. It's so gross
er. So these the names thatpopped up, and what's his face?
David Copperfield's name popped up now notin conjunction with apparently using the services.
He had asked a girl if shewas aware that she and others were being
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used to procure more girls. Soall these people who were linked to Epstein,
this is all part of this defamationcase brought against Julane Maxwell by Virginia
Roberts, who is now Virginia Guffrey. And she said she was the one
who made the claims against what's hisface Andrew that prince over in Britain and
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now now you have Al Gore,Kevin Spacey, Stephen Hawking were included in
evidence filings. They said. DiCapriowas mentioned, Kate Blanchett, Cameron Diaz,
I don't believe you, and Brucewill I don't believe you. Uh
Naomi Campbell, Let's said. Theysaid. None of those, none of
them have been accused of any involvementwith his crimes. He was a name
dropper, So a lot of thesealso are names that have just been mentioned
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by uh By, like Guffrey whenshe would hear when he would drop names,
when he would she would he wouldsay something and she would remember the
name. She did say that shewas who's a oh, Gosh Pritzker,
the guy u governor of Illinois.Yeah, yeah, yeah, his brother
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Apparently, she said that she wasforced to have romantical times with him.
Yeah, and he's a big Democratdonor all that, all that stuff,
so they that's his name was oneof that. There's two people whose names
haven't been unmasked yet haven't been released, and I think that there's some legal
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wrangling that's still going on with that. But they said at one point,
and looking at all of this,it's kind of wild. Like Stephen Hawking,
they said he was trying to rewardone of his victim's friends if they
could prove if they could prove Guffrey'sallegations false, including an allegation that Stephen
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Hawking, yes, that Stephen Hawkinghad participated in an underage Orgie. Now
he was pictured on the Pedo Islandin two thousand and six, the island
called Little Saint James. He waspictured there before. But I the email
read it was from Epstein to Maxwelland said he was content for her to
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issue a reward to any of Guphrey'sfriends to counter her claims. And they
had the Clinton dinner one they had. Yeah, that's just weird, it's
just weird. Apparently Michael Jackson's namewas mentioned. They said that they met
Michael Jackson at Epstein's home in PalmBeach, Florida. Nothing unto what happened.
She did not offer him a massage. It's just weird, Like all
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of this stuff is so gross.I feel like we all need a bleach
bath after reading this stuff. Andnow some of them. Here's why some
of the names were mentioned. Sohere's a transcript, just to give you
an example. So not every namethat you hear means that they were literally
like a customer of ill repute,right, These were people that Epstein would
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name drop to these girls and hebecause he was a name dropper obviously,
but for instance, she was askedshe was like giving him a massage and
he would drop name drop Leonardo DiCaprioor Kate Blanchett or Bruce willis that kind
of thing. That's why their namescame up, was because she used them
as either an example or this isyou know, this was something that you
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know he had he had just mentionedthem kind of on the side. Tom
Pritzker is the Pritzker guy. Shethey said that they their spokesperson said they
continue to veheminently deny any allegations ofimpropriety. Et cetera. But her deposition
named a lot of these prominent figures, including Tom Pritsker, who's a billionaire
US businessman. J. B.Pritzker is his brother. J. B.
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Pritsker is you know, Governor ofIllinois. Alan Dershowitz was mentioned.
Let's see, there's a celebrity hairstylist. This guy I've never heard of was
mentioned. And these these other individuals. Now they are accused of engaging in,
you know, that kind of consumerism. I don't know how she want
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to put it. She even namedBill Richardson, who was the late New
Mexico governor. Obviously al Gore wasmentioned, and then they and then Bill
Clinton apparently, and they said therewas a transcript that said that somebody had
said, oh yeah, Bill Clinton, Yeah he likes them young. Is
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so gross? Is anybody kind ofis nobody? I don't think it'd be
surprised about that one. Not thatit makes it any You don't have to
I should have to say that,but it's just it's weird. Now,
Epstein's brother had apparently said that theClinton's, you know, had a lot,
there were a lot of perks thatthey enjoyed from the Epstein's like,
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I guess what visiting properties and planesand all that stuff, But nobody's with
regard to this case. No one'syet been accused of the act, but
it's really being highly insinuated that ithappened. And Epstein's brother was like,
well, if Jeffrey Epstein said allthat he knew about Clinton and Trump,
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the election would have to be canceled. Now Trump was was mentioned, but
not as a consumer, you knowhow how I said that other people like
name dropping and things like that.It's just really wild. But where's the
I think the Tom Pritzker thing,I was unaware of that one, But
where's the Is there anything that standsout as a big bombshell to Ukane in
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this I was reading through these nameslast year. Yeah, I read through
the names too, and nothing reallythat I'm I'm not surprised to see any
of these. There was a couplethat I saw that I thought were like,
wow, one hundred and thirty seventimes, Okay, yeah, he
just you look at Epstein and hejust looks like he's skeazy. He and
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Maxwell they just look skeezy. SoI don't know what's gonna I mean,
whatever, I know that there's acouple of other names. I guess they
act like those are the big namesthat have to be released. So I
don't know, but man alive,it is uh, it's gross. It's
I'm just looking over some of that. When they released these documents, the
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website that hosted them crashed, obviouslybecause everybody wanted to see them. But
yeah, these are the they werereleased last night. Everyone was wondering,
they're all the depositions that were takenin the case. And they have the
quote like the Clinton one, thiswas the testimony given by one of the
victims. It just it sounds like, I mean, you can put two
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to two together. You It doesn'toutright accuse him of impropriety, but it
obviously speaks on a foundation of himhaving committed it. And I mean,
it just I don't just it's justwild. And it also it seems like
a lot of people were aware ofEpstein's character, just like a lot of
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people were aware of Harvey Weinstein's character. I mean, I don't even I've
never worked in Hollywood. I haveno never had an interest. Despite what
the left loves to say about conservativewomen, not every one of them has
ever been an actress or wants tobe people, but they I've I mean,
I've heard people who are just kindof associated with that industry who apparently
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knew about all the stuff that Weinsteinwas involved. And this seems to be
very very similar to that a lotof people in the upper echelon have really
leftist politics and business were well awareof who this guy was and what he
was doing. So the fact thatit, you know, you had to
get to this point just to getsome of these names out suggests that there
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are a lot of people trying tocover their backsides. It makes me wonder
too if a lot of the stuffthat's being released if it hasn't been really
sanitized or reduced down, as youknow, as a way to sanitize it.
I did notice some redacted information onthe original doc dump that could have
been like HIPPA type stuff where therewas testimony of certain like someone's health ratuation.
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That's about it. As far asthe redactions, I thought that I
didn't see many as many as Ithought i'd see. Yeah, yeah,
so it's yeah, and everybody wastalking about Clinton perhaps being named already in
this, I mean, that's notsurprising. The guy had that portrait of
Clinton in his New York place inthat blue dress, which is weird.
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Also, and now all of thenews you would probably miss. It's time
for Dana's Quick five. All right, So first up, we're gonna get
to the Epstein list stuff. Don'tthink I didn't theater forgot about it.
I haven't. There's a lot here. Universal overtakes Disney as the highest grossing
gross grossing studio at the twenty twentythree box office. I don't even know
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how, but they did, accordingto a variety Universal. Well, I
mean, it's obviously easy easy toknow. I didn't they It was because
Oppenheimer that put Universal over the top. They said that they had twenty four
films blah blah blah, Super MarioBrothers, Oppenheimer Megan with The Little Girl
Robot collected almost five billion worldwide inticket sales, and they said that it
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was the first time since twenty fifteenat Disney was not the global box office.
Firefighters battle a blaze at Dolphins starTyreek Hill's home in Southwest Ranches.
This is according to NBC Miami.The wide receiver was at practice, he
wasn't home, but his home wentup in flames, heavy smoke coming out.
They had aerial shots and everything.He arrived and he was hugging family
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members. I guess they got everybodyout, but man alive. That was
like crazy. They say, gosh, I don't care about the Kanye West
headlines. I don't care. Iwould rather jump off my roof and permanently
maid myself than ever have to talkabout this dude for real or the thirst
trap conservative quote unquote influencers that rushedto kiss his butt. Plant based sandwiches,
salads, and pizza are not healthierthan meat options, A completely obvious
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study has revealed. Yeah, Imean you could eat You could eat vegetables
and super healthy stuff every single day, and you could also hate life,
you know. I mean they saidthat researchers analyzed they looked at one theft
in eight hundred and sixty eight mealsfrom fifty fast food chains across five countries.
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They said the vegan options dull containless protein were really you mean the
meatless options didn't have as much proteinas the protein options. Hoo hoo.
They also said that they had morecarbs and sugar in the vegan options.
What what are really? It's thestupidest thing I've ever heard of my life.
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They actually did a study on this. What if they do a study
on how some living creatures on Earththey breathe in the water and some of
us breathe out of the water.I mean it's that. Yeah, I
know what. I don't think peopleunderstand how this works. According to the
Metro, it's a British paper.They said that apparently, I guess they
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do this every year. People areresetting their virginity on New Year's Day.
Okay, that's not Yeah, it'snot how that works. You can't like
reset if you were a big flaming, you know, whole bag. You
can't just be like, wait,new Year, knew me. It's not
like that anymore. It's not howthat works. It's just not you don't
get to you don't get to goback. Okay, you don't get to
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go back. You know how youcan prevent it, though, is keep
your knees kissing. As my grandmotherwould say, keep your knees kissing.
Just think about it. If itdoesn't make sense to you, just think
so. They said that that's actuallya thing where it trends. It's trending
where people say that they are resetting. I mean, you can stop being
promiscuous, but you can never justreset it and be like, Okay,
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that's it. I'm just it's nomore. That's that's said. I'm all
brand new. It doesn't work out, Yeah, it doesn't work out that
way. And also, we toldyou about the We told you about the
Epstein list being revealed. Michael Jacksonwas mentioned, but that was it.
Like he was just mentioned. It'slike a hodgepodge of weirdos and like names
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that you never thought would be inany way related all mentioned. We're gonna
talk about that coming up. Wehave an opportunity to get this right,
and I know we'll get away.I trust you, I trust every single
one of you. You know howto do this. You know Iowa starts
it, you know that you correctit. You know that you continue to
go and then my sweet state ofSouth Carolina brings it home. That's what
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we do. That's that's that's NikkiHayley just yesterday was see yesterday or was
yesterday? I think? Yeah,that was her just yesterday talking to people
in i or no, sorry,New Hampshire because we have Iowa and just
to coming in and then we gotNew Hampshire. I don't dislike Iowan's I'm
just we've been kissing y'all's ass forlike months now. I mean, and
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forgive the Portuguese, but there's noother way to put it. That's exactly
what's happening. Welcome to the show. Second day of the new second day
of the new year. I don'tdo any of that new new new year,
knew me stuff. It's a newyear, same old me. Punch
in the neck. So welcome,Welcome to the show. Top of this
first hour, we have Florida Governorround de Santa's coming on later in the
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program. We're gonna talk to him. I'm just gonna throw all this stuff
at him and just let's see whathe does. Let's just see. Let's
be like, what do you getthis when you can do that? Here's
this SoundBite, what about this one? Just see what he does. I
mean, yeah, I like it, but I also like, you know,
to see how people react to stuff. You know what I'm saying,
and so well, so we'll see. But anyway, so that was NICKI
Haley yesterday. I so the whatI saw are I have friends in Iowa.
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Some of them they're kind of allover the place. They like Desantas,
some of them. There's a coupleof them. I like Trump.
Nobody likes Nicki Haley. I haveno Iowa friends that like Nikki Haley?
Is that weird? I mean,I'm sure they like her personally, like
they wouldn't, you know, throwa pickle if they saw on a burger
king, but they just they justdon't prefer her for this particular job anyway.
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So long story short, they wereall so this is what got me
thinking about this. They're like,what do you mean fix that? What
do you mean to Hampshire effects thatyou mean? We're gonna get it wrong.
And here's one thing that you don'tdo. So this is let me
explain to you the Iowa thing.If you're new here too, if you've
never paid attention to the primaries,we I'm gonna be very straight with you
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because everybody else is an operative andthey're a buck kisser. We do this
thing where we pretend that the onlystate that exists in the Union is Iowa.
To hell with all of you,everybody else. If you're not in
Iowa, then you know who areyou? I mean, they don't get
Texas, don't care Missouri, don'tcare. They love Iowa. Then next
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they love New Hampshire a little less, but they love New Hampshire. And
then they lose South Carolina a littlelesson they love New Hampshire, but they
love South Carolina. So we gothrough this span of time where we have
politicians that spend an inordan amount oftime kissing butt. It's the butt kissing
competition. It's the delegate race,is what it is. It's the chase
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for the delegates. It's all.That's what it's about. And so you
know, as a as as aresult of this, that's why you see
so much about Iowa. And wellyou hear so much about them, and
everybody talks to them, and ohmy gosh, we love corn. You
all these politicians go up to Iowathe state fair. We love corn.
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Oh my gosh, they love corn. And then they that's what they do,
All of them do this. Theyall do this. Democrats Republicans are
like operatives. The operatives go upthere, we love corn too, Like
you get people from Palm Beach thatgo up there. I just love Iowa.
I love all And then they lookat they remember all their notes and
then they just try to recite.This's just how it is now. Iowa
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people know this because they're not dumb. But they love it. They love
it because it's the one time everyfour years. It's the time that everybody
puts Iowan's first. Right, everybodyputs Iowan's first. So they are the
princess of this party. They arethe homecoming queen. They they get the
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crown at all of it. AndI honestly think that Iowans there's a little,
there's a little, you know.I think they take joy and watching
so many of these politicians come out. Our favorite cane is when they go
to the Iowa State Fair. Andit's always the meat on the stick.
And thats what it is. It'sthe thing on the it's the corn,
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it's the corn dog, whatever fried, any meat on a stick, and
they there's always somebody who inartfully eatsit every time. I feel like they
have classes privately on how to notlook like you could be photoshopped while eating
meat on a stick. And sothey all go out and I really think
the Iowan's secretly, they'll never tellyou this, but I think they enjoy
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putting these candidates in this position.Okay, I feel like that's how that
got started. Welcome to the IowaState Fair. So you say you love
Iowa, have you had our day? Wink at each other? Meat on
a stick, and then hand itover to the politician. I really,
which you know? I mean ifI kind of feel like, if you're
gonna get condescended to and everyone's gonnaact like you're the number one princess at
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the party for this certain period oftime, then yeah, then go you
go ahead, you get you getfree rein to do that. So that's
where we're at now. Thanks fortuning into the day's edition of Dana Lash's
Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven'talready, made sure to hit that subscribe
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man So. A Florida man was
arrested for intentionally crashing his car andthen punching a driver. According to police
(00:22):
in winter Haven, a man fromAuburndale was arrested after police say yesterday he
intentionally crashed into another vehicle or SorryTuesday and then punched the driver in the
face. The police said that DustinBlack, twenty one, attacked the victim,
who was at fault for the minorcrash that involved Black's girlfriend. Authority
said it was at an intersection,the victim made a U turn hit the
(00:43):
girlfriend's vehicle on the driver side.The victim then immediately stopped backed up in
an attempt to remove his vehicle fromthe other one, and at that point,
Black was in the area when thecrash occurred, stopped his truck next
to the victim's vehicle, backed up, rammed into the passenger side. Then
the victim got out and yelled thathe was sorry it was an accident,
(01:03):
but then they said that apparently hehad to throw his hands up because Black
punched him in his face repeatedly forthe girlfriend went over to stop him.
That's definitely not a way to handlean accident. I mean, it sounds
like it wasn't It sounds like itwas an accident. I hate it when
you're trying to make a turn ata light and somebody does a U turn
into the same line that you are. In Texas, it's allowed, but
(01:23):
it's kind of hard to see thatother person's blinker sometimes and many times they
just don't put it on. Ican't tell you how many accidents I've seen
because people just don't put indicators arefor a reason. I get coolsh I
get mad over this stuff, Okay. A Southwest Florida man caught in a
stolen vehicle told police he didn't stealit. He just found it finders keepers
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right. Twenty two year old manfrom Lee County, Florida, was arrested
last week. He was pulled overin a stolen vehicle. When police asked
twenty two year old James Comer Juniorfrom Fort Myers about the Hyundai Hyundai Hyundai
Hyundai Santa Fe. Why can't Iever say the name of the stupid car
Hyundai Santa Fe, he said,no, no, no, I uh
(02:08):
I didn't take it. I foundit, is what happened. I just
found it. A woman had reportedher Hyundai missing from her driveway the day
after Christmas because and she left herleft it unlocked in her driveway with keys
inside. Got such such a shockerthat it was stolen. Not saying that
that justifies stealing, but don't bestupid. And they finally discovered the car.
(02:31):
It just that's not really a that'snot how that works, you know
what I mean, Like, youdon't how do you know that you it
didn't belong to anyone? Because you'resaying that you found it, you're indicating
the grocery store parking lot. Wheredid you find it? Yeah, in
the in the grocery store parking lot, and they're at a seven eleven,
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you know, just there with allthe personal belongings inside of it, still
just sitting there, right. That'snot how any of this works. If
you get up and if you getout of your car and you leave it,
even if you leave it your stuffin there stupidly, which you shouldn't,
that doesn't mean that you're signaling toeveryone, go okay, guys,
(03:13):
it's yours now, not really soshockingly. The police did not believe him
and he was taken into custody.Where it's where we get this fine mugshot.
That one is just displayed for younow in the simulcast. So there,
Florida man intentionally drove car into thehome of a person who wouldn't talk
to him. This sounds like abansheees of an a sheer and plot.
(03:36):
Nobody cut off any fingers though.A dude who this Florida dude drove his
car into the house of this otherdude who would not talk to him.
Fabian Campbell, age forty. He'sbeing charged with criminal mischief and apparently there's
a charge for projecting a deadly missileinto a home. Didn't know that,
but it was in Fort Lauderdale.Yeah, he got mad because the stude
went talking to him, so hejust like drove it right the heck into
(03:58):
the car, right and into thehome and it caused shockingly structural damage to
the dwelling. I know you're surprisedat that happened. Our partners for this
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about this weird Epstein list? Isit now? I want to clarify the
list is public information now with unredactednames. So a lot of this stuff
was already out there, but thenames were not made public and now it
(05:47):
is. So it's unredacted information fromstuff that had been out there. And
is anybody shocked about some of thestuff. I'm not saying that to downplay
it at all, but like,for instance, Bill Clinton being a big
o pervert. They said it wassaid that in the in the documentation that
he liked him young. That's sonasty. Can I just don't want to
(06:11):
vomit? You know that phrase?I'm going to vomit a little in my
mouth. I want to vomit alot in everybody's mouth. It's so gross
er. So these the names thatpopped up, and what's his face?
David Copperfield's name popped up now notin conjunction with apparently using the services.
He had asked a girl if shewas aware that she and others were being
(06:31):
used to procure more girls. Soall these people who were linked to Epstein,
this is all part of this defamationcase brought against Julane Maxwell by Virginia
Roberts, who is now Virginia Guffrey. And she said she was the one
who made the claims against what's hisface Andrew that prince over in Britain and
(06:54):
now now you have Al Gore,Kevin Spacey, Stephen Hawking were included in
evidence filings. They said. DiCapriowas mentioned, Kate Blanchett, Cameron Diaz,
I don't believe you, and Brucewill I don't believe you. Uh
Naomi Campbell, Let's said. Theysaid. None of those, none of
them have been accused of any involvementwith his crimes. He was a name
dropper, So a lot of thesealso are names that have just been mentioned
(07:15):
by uh By, like Guffrey whenshe would hear when he would drop names,
when he would she would he wouldsay something and she would remember the
name. She did say that shewas who's a oh, Gosh Pritzker,
the guy u governor of Illinois.Yeah, yeah, yeah, his brother
(07:38):
Apparently, she said that she wasforced to have romantical times with him.
Yeah, and he's a big Democratdonor all that, all that stuff,
so they that's his name was oneof that. There's two people whose names
haven't been unmasked yet haven't been released, and I think that there's some legal
(07:58):
wrangling that's still going on with that. But they said at one point,
and looking at all of this,it's kind of wild. Like Stephen Hawking,
they said he was trying to rewardone of his victim's friends if they
could prove if they could prove Guffrey'sallegations false, including an allegation that Stephen
(08:24):
Hawking, yes, that Stephen Hawkinghad participated in an underage Orgie. Now
he was pictured on the Pedo Islandin two thousand and six, the island
called Little Saint James. He waspictured there before. But I the email
read it was from Epstein to Maxwelland said he was content for her to
(08:48):
issue a reward to any of Guphrey'sfriends to counter her claims. And they
had the Clinton dinner one they had. Yeah, that's just weird, it's
just weird. Apparently Michael Jackson's namewas mentioned. They said that they met
Michael Jackson at Epstein's home in PalmBeach, Florida. Nothing unto what happened.
She did not offer him a massage. It's just weird, Like all
(09:09):
of this stuff is so gross.I feel like we all need a bleach
bath after reading this stuff. Andnow some of them. Here's why some
of the names were mentioned. Sohere's a transcript, just to give you
an example. So not every namethat you hear means that they were literally
like a customer of ill repute,right, These were people that Epstein would
(09:31):
name drop to these girls and hebecause he was a name dropper obviously,
but for instance, she was askedshe was like giving him a massage and
he would drop name drop Leonardo DiCaprioor Kate Blanchett or Bruce willis that kind
of thing. That's why their namescame up, was because she used them
as either an example or this isyou know, this was something that you
(09:56):
know he had he had just mentionedthem kind of on the side. Tom
Pritzker is the Pritzker guy. Shethey said that they their spokesperson said they
continue to veheminently deny any allegations ofimpropriety. Et cetera. But her deposition
named a lot of these prominent figures, including Tom Pritsker, who's a billionaire
US businessman. J. B.Pritzker is his brother. J. B.
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Pritsker is you know, Governor ofIllinois. Alan Dershowitz was mentioned.
Let's see, there's a celebrity hairstylist. This guy I've never heard of was
mentioned. And these these other individuals. Now they are accused of engaging in,
you know, that kind of consumerism. I don't know how she want
(10:39):
to put it. She even namedBill Richardson, who was the late New
Mexico governor. Obviously al Gore wasmentioned, and then they and then Bill
Clinton apparently, and they said therewas a transcript that said that somebody had
said, oh yeah, Bill Clinton, Yeah he likes them young. Is
(11:01):
so gross? Is anybody kind ofis nobody? I don't think it'd be
surprised about that one. Not thatit makes it any You don't have to
I should have to say that,but it's just it's weird. Now,
Epstein's brother had apparently said that theClinton's, you know, had a lot,
there were a lot of perks thatthey enjoyed from the Epstein's like,
(11:24):
I guess what visiting properties and planesand all that stuff, But nobody's with
regard to this case. No one'syet been accused of the act, but
it's really being highly insinuated that ithappened. And Epstein's brother was like,
well, if Jeffrey Epstein said allthat he knew about Clinton and Trump,
(11:46):
the election would have to be canceled. Now Trump was was mentioned, but
not as a consumer, you knowhow how I said that other people like
name dropping and things like that.It's just really wild. But where's the
I think the Tom Pritzker thing,I was unaware of that one, But
where's the Is there anything that standsout as a big bombshell to Ukane in
(12:11):
this I was reading through these nameslast year. Yeah, I read through
the names too, and nothing reallythat I'm I'm not surprised to see any
of these. There was a couplethat I saw that I thought were like,
wow, one hundred and thirty seventimes, Okay, yeah, he
just you look at Epstein and hejust looks like he's skeazy. He and
(12:33):
Maxwell they just look skeezy. SoI don't know what's gonna I mean,
whatever, I know that there's acouple of other names. I guess they
act like those are the big namesthat have to be released. So I
don't know, but man alive,it is uh, it's gross. It's
I'm just looking over some of that. When they released these documents, the
(12:54):
website that hosted them crashed, obviouslybecause everybody wanted to see them. But
yeah, these are the they werereleased last night. Everyone was wondering,
they're all the depositions that were takenin the case. And they have the
quote like the Clinton one, thiswas the testimony given by one of the
victims. It just it sounds like, I mean, you can put two
(13:16):
to two together. You It doesn'toutright accuse him of impropriety, but it
obviously speaks on a foundation of himhaving committed it. And I mean,
it just I don't just it's justwild. And it also it seems like
a lot of people were aware ofEpstein's character, just like a lot of
(13:37):
people were aware of Harvey Weinstein's character. I mean, I don't even I've
never worked in Hollywood. I haveno never had an interest. Despite what
the left loves to say about conservativewomen, not every one of them has
ever been an actress or wants tobe people, but they I've I mean,
I've heard people who are just kindof associated with that industry who apparently
(14:01):
knew about all the stuff that Weinsteinwas involved. And this seems to be
very very similar to that a lotof people in the upper echelon have really
leftist politics and business were well awareof who this guy was and what he
was doing. So the fact thatit, you know, you had to
get to this point just to getsome of these names out suggests that there
(14:24):
are a lot of people trying tocover their backsides. It makes me wonder
too if a lot of the stuffthat's being released if it hasn't been really
sanitized or reduced down, as youknow, as a way to sanitize it.
I did notice some redacted information onthe original doc dump that could have
been like HIPPA type stuff where therewas testimony of certain like someone's health ratuation.
(14:46):
That's about it. As far asthe redactions, I thought that I
didn't see many as many as Ithought i'd see. Yeah, yeah,
so it's yeah, and everybody wastalking about Clinton perhaps being named already in
this, I mean, that's notsurprising. The guy had that portrait of
Clinton in his New York place inthat blue dress, which is weird.
(15:11):
Also, and now all of thenews you would probably miss. It's time
for Dana's Quick five. All right, So first up, we're gonna get
to the Epstein list stuff. Don'tthink I didn't theater forgot about it.
I haven't. There's a lot here. Universal overtakes Disney as the highest grossing
gross grossing studio at the twenty twentythree box office. I don't even know
(15:35):
how, but they did, accordingto a variety Universal. Well, I
mean, it's obviously easy easy toknow. I didn't they It was because
Oppenheimer that put Universal over the top. They said that they had twenty four
films blah blah blah, Super MarioBrothers, Oppenheimer Megan with The Little Girl
Robot collected almost five billion worldwide inticket sales, and they said that it
(15:56):
was the first time since twenty fifteenat Disney was not the global box office.
Firefighters battle a blaze at Dolphins starTyreek Hill's home in Southwest Ranches.
This is according to NBC Miami.The wide receiver was at practice, he
wasn't home, but his home wentup in flames, heavy smoke coming out.
They had aerial shots and everything.He arrived and he was hugging family
(16:18):
members. I guess they got everybodyout, but man alive. That was
like crazy. They say, gosh, I don't care about the Kanye West
headlines. I don't care. Iwould rather jump off my roof and permanently
maid myself than ever have to talkabout this dude for real or the thirst
trap conservative quote unquote influencers that rushedto kiss his butt. Plant based sandwiches,
salads, and pizza are not healthierthan meat options, A completely obvious
(16:41):
study has revealed. Yeah, Imean you could eat You could eat vegetables
and super healthy stuff every single day, and you could also hate life,
you know. I mean they saidthat researchers analyzed they looked at one theft
in eight hundred and sixty eight mealsfrom fifty fast food chains across five countries.
(17:02):
They said the vegan options dull containless protein were really you mean the
meatless options didn't have as much proteinas the protein options. Hoo hoo.
They also said that they had morecarbs and sugar in the vegan options.
What what are really? It's thestupidest thing I've ever heard of my life.
(17:26):
They actually did a study on this. What if they do a study
on how some living creatures on Earththey breathe in the water and some of
us breathe out of the water.I mean it's that. Yeah, I
know what. I don't think peopleunderstand how this works. According to the
Metro, it's a British paper.They said that apparently, I guess they
(17:48):
do this every year. People areresetting their virginity on New Year's Day.
Okay, that's not Yeah, it'snot how that works. You can't like
reset if you were a big flaming, you know, whole bag. You
can't just be like, wait,new Year, knew me. It's not
like that anymore. It's not howthat works. It's just not you don't
get to you don't get to goback. Okay, you don't get to
(18:12):
go back. You know how youcan prevent it, though, is keep
your knees kissing. As my grandmotherwould say, keep your knees kissing.
Just think about it. If itdoesn't make sense to you, just think
so. They said that that's actuallya thing where it trends. It's trending
where people say that they are resetting. I mean, you can stop being
promiscuous, but you can never justreset it and be like, Okay,
(18:33):
that's it. I'm just it's nomore. That's that's said. I'm all
brand new. It doesn't work out, Yeah, it doesn't work out that
way. And also, we toldyou about the We told you about the
Epstein list being revealed. Michael Jacksonwas mentioned, but that was it.
Like he was just mentioned. It'slike a hodgepodge of weirdos and like names
(18:56):
that you never thought would be inany way related all mentioned. We're gonna
talk about that coming up. Wehave an opportunity to get this right,
and I know we'll get away.I trust you, I trust every single
one of you. You know howto do this. You know Iowa starts
it, you know that you correctit. You know that you continue to
go and then my sweet state ofSouth Carolina brings it home. That's what
(19:29):
we do. That's that's that's NikkiHayley just yesterday was see yesterday or was
yesterday? I think? Yeah,that was her just yesterday talking to people
in i or no, sorry,New Hampshire because we have Iowa and just
to coming in and then we gotNew Hampshire. I don't dislike Iowan's I'm
just we've been kissing y'all's ass forlike months now. I mean, and
(19:52):
forgive the Portuguese, but there's noother way to put it. That's exactly
what's happening. Welcome to the show. Second day of the new second day
of the new year. I don'tdo any of that new new new year,
knew me stuff. It's a newyear, same old me. Punch
in the neck. So welcome,Welcome to the show. Top of this
first hour, we have Florida Governorround de Santa's coming on later in the
(20:15):
program. We're gonna talk to him. I'm just gonna throw all this stuff
at him and just let's see whathe does. Let's just see. Let's
be like, what do you getthis when you can do that? Here's
this SoundBite, what about this one? Just see what he does. I
mean, yeah, I like it, but I also like, you know,
to see how people react to stuff. You know what I'm saying,
and so well, so we'll see. But anyway, so that was NICKI
Haley yesterday. I so the whatI saw are I have friends in Iowa.
(20:41):
Some of them they're kind of allover the place. They like Desantas,
some of them. There's a coupleof them. I like Trump.
Nobody likes Nicki Haley. I haveno Iowa friends that like Nikki Haley?
Is that weird? I mean,I'm sure they like her personally, like
they wouldn't, you know, throwa pickle if they saw on a burger
king, but they just they justdon't prefer her for this particular job anyway.
(21:08):
So long story short, they wereall so this is what got me
thinking about this. They're like,what do you mean fix that? What
do you mean to Hampshire effects thatyou mean? We're gonna get it wrong.
And here's one thing that you don'tdo. So this is let me
explain to you the Iowa thing.If you're new here too, if you've
never paid attention to the primaries,we I'm gonna be very straight with you
(21:30):
because everybody else is an operative andthey're a buck kisser. We do this
thing where we pretend that the onlystate that exists in the Union is Iowa.
To hell with all of you,everybody else. If you're not in
Iowa, then you know who areyou? I mean, they don't get
Texas, don't care Missouri, don'tcare. They love Iowa. Then next
(21:52):
they love New Hampshire a little less, but they love New Hampshire. And
then they lose South Carolina a littlelesson they love New Hampshire, but they
love South Carolina. So we gothrough this span of time where we have
politicians that spend an inordan amount oftime kissing butt. It's the butt kissing
competition. It's the delegate race,is what it is. It's the chase
(22:15):
for the delegates. It's all.That's what it's about. And so you
know, as a as as aresult of this, that's why you see
so much about Iowa. And wellyou hear so much about them, and
everybody talks to them, and ohmy gosh, we love corn. You
all these politicians go up to Iowathe state fair. We love corn.
(22:36):
Oh my gosh, they love corn. And then they that's what they do,
All of them do this. Theyall do this. Democrats Republicans are
like operatives. The operatives go upthere, we love corn too, Like
you get people from Palm Beach thatgo up there. I just love Iowa.
I love all And then they lookat they remember all their notes and
then they just try to recite.This's just how it is now. Iowa
(22:56):
people know this because they're not dumb. But they love it. They love
it because it's the one time everyfour years. It's the time that everybody
puts Iowan's first. Right, everybodyputs Iowan's first. So they are the
princess of this party. They arethe homecoming queen. They they get the
(23:18):
crown at all of it. AndI honestly think that Iowans there's a little,
there's a little, you know.I think they take joy and watching
so many of these politicians come out. Our favorite cane is when they go
to the Iowa State Fair. Andit's always the meat on the stick.
And thats what it is. It'sthe thing on the it's the corn,
(23:40):
it's the corn dog, whatever fried, any meat on a stick, and
they there's always somebody who inartfully eatsit every time. I feel like they
have classes privately on how to notlook like you could be photoshopped while eating
meat on a stick. And sothey all go out and I really think
the Iowan's secretly, they'll never tellyou this, but I think they enjoy
(24:03):
putting these candidates in this position.Okay, I feel like that's how that
got started. Welcome to the IowaState Fair. So you say you love
Iowa, have you had our day? Wink at each other? Meat on
a stick, and then hand itover to the politician. I really,
which you know? I mean ifI kind of feel like, if you're
gonna get condescended to and everyone's gonnaact like you're the number one princess at
(24:26):
the party for this certain period oftime, then yeah, then go you
go ahead, you get you getfree rein to do that. So that's
where we're at now. Thanks fortuning into the day's edition of Dana Lash's
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