January 10, 2024 • 20 mins
Hunter Biden makes a surprise appearance at a committee hearing. Meanwhile, KJP has another legendary gaffe.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. All right, So where
to start? Let's start with thisone. This headline is just all wrong.
Everything about this is horrible. AFlorida man hides methan his butt after
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hitting a paraplegic bicyclist. It isworth Oh my gosh, I have tears
in my eyes. Okay, itwas a Ford Hatchback that hit the bicyclist,
(00:45):
identified as Stephen Watkins, Oh mygosh, Flaker County. The paraplegic
bicyclist had been paralyzed from the waistdown to his staph infection that he contracted
at work. He had minor injuriesfrom the incident, was transported to a
local hot spittle. Uh and theguy who was driving the dude nay.
Oh. The driver for us,she looks like a dude. Forty eight
(01:07):
year old Claire Smith. She lookslegit like she's eighty Oh wow, oh
wow. And she apparently she andher passenger they hit the bicyclist. They
didn't stop, and then they policenoted that they had damage to their fort
hatchback corresponding with the incident, andshe said that she hit a curb and
(01:30):
the crystal like substance they found inher purse it was meth and then they
they caught it on body camera footage. The guy tried to hide it in
his butt. They literally was onbody cam footage and they told him to
stop that, so they took himand they took them into custody. The
guy's being held on eight thousand dollarsbond. She's being held on thirty five
hundred dollars bond because you know hedid the tried to hide the try to
(01:53):
hide the stuff. Right now,Let's see, I got a floor.
Kane always says old people aren't inan a elderly man with a cane tried
to rob a bank with a knifeand Pensacola, an elderly man tried to
rob a Snovis bank. The seventyfour year old Randall Digsby walked in with
his cane, brandished a knife andtook a small amount of cash and he
(02:17):
was arrested outside the bank at themoment that he hobbled out so here.
There were no injuries. The stolenmoney was recovered and not all old people
are innocent. It's not my faultyou hate old people. So yeah,
and then I got this one.A Florida man tried to burn a deputy's
face with a meth torch. Isthere like a specific torch for just the
(02:37):
meth? Like? What about likea candle torch? Is that like the
same thing? No, as wemove our partners who won't bring you free
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Ltec Weapons dot com. Tell themDana sent you. He was in there
for seventeen minutes. Seventeen minutes.He didn't look well, didyuh was he
high? He didn't look well.He looked ashy and like ashen, and
(04:09):
his skin looked horrible. He lookedjust bad. He had a bad complexion,
he had dark circles. He didn'tlook well. And you could be
like, it's the stress or it'sthe crack. Do you think it did
that? He realized I liked whatCaine said on break because I said,
I think I feel like he gotnervous when he got out because he had
(04:29):
this like big stunt, and thenhe storms out, and because they weren't
expecting him to show up to thehearing, he shows up, so that
was part one of his stunt.And then he storms out seventeen minutes later
part two, and then all ofa sudden, he's out in the hallway
with the reporters in the media scrum. I don't know if you saw his
face, but dude, he wasover his head and he realized that he
(04:55):
was over his head, like hisface was crazy. He had that.
We got this audio. Listen tothis audio some by fifteen. Just listen
to some of the questions they werehitting him with. To please, I'll
answer your question. If you peakquiet and let me make a statement.
I practice you normally smoke, misterbid let me Oh yeah, yeah,
(05:24):
that's crazy, what kind of Iloved? Can I hear that one more
time? Because the reporter was soserious, you knew that, you know
that this dude's writing a story onHunter's preferred Brandon Krack. Get his look.
I don't just listen I just gotto hear it again to please.
I'll answer your question if you peakquiet and let me make a statement.
I practice you normally smoke, misterbi I mean that was just a very
(05:46):
What kind of crack do you normallysmoke, mister Biden? Is there like
a briton a sidebar I have knownnothing about? Is there like a particular
brain? You know? How likethe weed people like there's all these strains
of weed? It is there?I haven't can I have a sidebar to
my sidebar. I don't get intoI don't believe the government should tell you
what to consume or whatever. Idon't care. I just want to have
(06:08):
my guns and I'll have my moneyon tax and be left alone. Anyway.
Is it really all the different ordid they lie to you? Are
they just all high and they justare too high to know and they think
they've got it convinced in their headsthat there's all these different strains. Because
I'm sorry, it has turned intolike a Portlandia skit, the marijuana stuff
like this is our lady lavender lace. This strain is for relaxasion and all
(06:29):
that, And I just I Ihave no idea how that's even possible,
but it's it's hysterical to me,So is crack? Are they doing the
same thing with crack? What's real? Are the strains for marijuana? What
isn't real strains of crack? Okay, there's only crack. There's only just
crack crack. And you're taking amale crackplant and cross breeding it with a
(06:54):
female crackplant. That's not how thatworks. I mean the way that people
talk about, like the marijuana strains, it's like why, like they're like
Somalia's I don't know what you wouldcall that for the marijuana. Know what
kind of crack do you? Yeah? What kind of crack do you prefer?
I mean, is there like agrain? You know? How like
different? You know, if you'relike, I guess they're stronger. And
I watched Ben, I've seen BreakingBen. I guess there's more potent and
(07:15):
less potent. I've never watched BreakingBad. What, Yeah, I've never
watched it. Really isn't that theshow about the meth is? So what
you what do you what did youlearn about from crack? From that?
Well? I mean essentially, Imean, look, there's just like with
any drug, especially hard drug,like that there's literally it's not like you're
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breeding it. It's either potent ornot as potent. That that's different.
That's not like a strange drugs oneon one with caine. I I just
I literally have no idea, LikeI don't even know. Okay, so
here's don't laugh at me. Thisis how much I don't know about drugs,
is okay. So there's cocaine andthen there's crack, right right,
so I know we got to getgoing. Steve's dying. Oh my gosh,
(08:00):
we got to play that other soundbye too. You guys are killing
me. Is crack like the greatvalue version of cocaine? No? Okay,
because I remember Whitney Houston she saidcrack is whack and she was like
offend it when someone asked her ifshe smoked crack instead of cocaine, and
it was like she felt like itwas offensive because that's you know, the
downgrade ed you have to cook poorversion. Yeah, you have to make
(08:22):
crack into existence. Okay, Solast question, So it comes in a
rock form you just said cook it? Is that what like the poor drug
users have to do? Because doyou have to chip it? Is it
like a prospecting you got to chipyour drugs off the rock, Like,
I don't know, everybody who wantscrack has to cook it, Okay,
I just I literally don't know aboutthis. I would love That's why that
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reporter's question. I was actually interestedin that. I'm like, yues,
what kind of cocaine do you door im vibe? However one does it?
I mean, I don't know.I mean, is that the one
with the spoons and the foil thatyou see in the cop shows? Yeah?
Oh but you don't do the cocainelike that. Yeah, you kind
of can. I've seen it.I clearly need to. I don't know
(09:09):
enough about drugs to ask Hunter it'stime to break, Okay, I know,
just I was long story. Sorry, I was interested in that reporter's
very serious question. And now allof the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's quick five.Oh my gosh, we have more of
the we have more from the HunterBiden stuff. Someone asked him if he
was on what kind of cracky smokesand I'm dead. Also, scientists discover
(09:31):
that there's five types of Alzheimer's andthey are hopeful that these discoveries maybe the
breakthroughs could lead to a cure.They say they are subtypes that are different
with abnormal proteins, progression, andlife expectancy. So they say that there's
five different types subtype one, two, three, four, or five.
(09:52):
And they get into brain cell growth, the overactive immune system contributing to it,
RNA dys regular There's a lot ofvery interesting stuff. So they think
that this is a huge breakthrough.It's going to really really help in finding
remedies or you know, maybe curingit altogether. Pressure is building on substack
to stop pain. They're saying it'sNazi writers, to stab pain, to
(10:15):
stop doing revenue sharing with Nazi writers. Now my question is, have you
not seen any of these supposed Naziwriters that they're claiming exists on Substack.
I'm just wondering because everyone the leftconsiders everybody a Nazi. I mean,
remember if you didn't support Obamacare.I literally had an elected official refer to
me on CNN as a Nazi sympathizerbecause I did not support Obamacare. That,
(10:37):
honest to heavens happen. So I'mlike, what is it not?
Do they know what a Nazi is? I mean, they it's a revenue
sharing thing. Substec does not promoteyou. You it's just a facilitator.
It's like it's like a platform,it's like anything else. That's all it
is. They say that writers keeptheir sales, they take every something,
(10:58):
they take something off the top,et cetera. I think you need to
leave companies alone, and especially Idon't believe the left is the arbiter or
really good with word definitions. SoI don't know. So the menthol ban,
this is a big thing that's stillI mean, the fight that's still
happening. The mental band is dividinghealth, criminal and criminal justice advocates,
which is fascinating. Criminal justice advocatessay that it is going to lead to
(11:20):
over policing a black neighborhoods. Andbefore you say that mental all cigarette bands
would do that. Just remember wasn'tit Eric Garner that was killed because of
he was selling Lucy cigarettes in NewYork And that's what ended up happening.
He was killed because of the Lucylaw that was passed by New York City
Council. That's actually true. Theyliterally six months prior said that they wanted
a more rigorous enforcement of Lucy lawsbecause single cigarette sales were cutting into tax
(11:43):
revenues for New York. Go lookit up. So they said that menthol
cigarettes. I actually do think thatthere's something too that it could actually lead
to over policing of certain demographics.But also why is the government getting involved
in telling you what you canan can'tsmoke or canan can't drink? I mean,
and let loose leave people alone.This is the government. They can't
even they could even make a healthportal work for crying out loud stop you
guys lost the jet. Come onthey did. So the SEC says it
(12:07):
hasn't yet approved bitcoin ETF and thatthe x account was compromised. So they
said that it was the sec govaccount on Twitter or x. They said
it was compromised, that the unauthorizedtweet regarding bitcoin ETFs had not yet been
made by the SEC or its staff, despite the fact that they tweeted out
such. They said that the priceof bitcoin spiked briefly after the initial post
(12:28):
and then quickly slid below forty sixthousand. So yeah, they said it
was compromised, was it though?I feel like that was a draft that
went out, That's what it.So the messenger says that Elon Musk is
suspending prominent journalists and influencers, andthe effect that they said, it's a
bunch of leftist people people like likeThe Intercept and others. The accounts were
(12:48):
reinstated hours later, but they saidthat they were suspended because they had criticized
Musk. Wait a minute, now, you guys are concerned about that stuff,
Like, what about when somebody likeme was suspended because of the New
York Post story I shared stay withus. In addition to record breaking enrollment
for healthcare coverage through the ACA thanksto the Inflation Reduction Act, which every
single Republican member of Congress voted against, we took on Big Farmer and we
(13:13):
won. Took on Big Farmer.What took on Big Farmer is the only
time I can play that Kenny Chesneysong. Welcome back to the program,
Dana. Last year with you,Carrine, Jean Pierre went to war with
Big Farmer. I uh, jollygreen giants still rep in Big Farmer.
(13:37):
Paul Blingion was the rep. Mayhe rest in peace, and I think
it was jolly green giant hoo hoho right, But they told him I
couldn't say ho ho ho anymore becauseit was like insensitive to like promiscuous ladies.
So I, you know, bigfarmer. M. Maybe she's actually
talking about a large farmer. Maybethey just you know, had a little
(13:58):
dust up. I don't know shewho the hell knows? Can we play
her hits here? Because she saidsome things in the past, KJP where
I'm I mean, she might betalking about a large farming person. I
don't know, kin, what's someof the other stuff she said? Remember,
just so you know, this montagewas created nearly a year ago,
(14:18):
so it just gives you an ideaof how long she's been mispronouncing things.
This is we're gonna try see ifwe can get through this without an eruption.
Listen to all of this. EmmeritisBenedict sixteenth. She meant emeritus,
but emeritis sounds like a nasty footdisease. Oh, what's wrong with you?
(14:39):
It's my mritus. It's just antibiotic. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
go ahead, sorry way by carmel, by person support doctor. So
by carmel, does that mean twoseparate types of caramels? Not by caramel,
by carmel, by caramel. That'sa fancy way to say carmel Okay,
(15:00):
on On Klauser who won the NobelPrize, Oh, physics, Nobel
Prize. You know it is,Kay, we were talking about this.
I mean the Nobel Prize is respectable. It's a respectable noble prize. Goes
to to say otherwise is just denyingscience. Yeah, I mean it goes
to noble people win the prize,right, I mean it is you know,
(15:20):
it's it's a royal ri l L. It is real respectable. The
Nobel Prize is you know, it'snoble. It is noble, it is
esteemed, it is respected. Youknow, it's a real noble. Go
ahead, Sciences, Hey, thevice president will visit the DMZ nearly seventy
years since the sounds like MS storethe it's the demilitarized zone. Okay,
(15:50):
go ahead. The just using energy, they're weaponizing energy, and it's choosing
to one of the things that hasbeen out there, the show down the
pipeline of Nordstrom one instead of riskingtheir lives. Now, this is when
I'm really gonna object because Nordstrom hassome great sales and now when you shut
(16:11):
down the pipeline of those sales,like they have real good sales going on.
Right now, when you shut whenyou shut down that Nordstrom sale,
leave the Nordstrom sale pipeline alone.I want the pipeline of sales. I'm
telling you, Like they got somegreat deals right now on like some outys
seas and stuff like you can getsome stuff up to like seventy percent off.
They're not advertising on the show.But how they all to after this
(16:32):
point? I mean the North Strumpipeline, but the North Strum pipeline,
like if that can you imagine likeright to your house, go ahead.
Sorry. Human strugglers human strugglers,not smugglers. They're not human smugglers.
They're human strugglers like they're like aliens. They struggling to be human. Well
(16:53):
I think they said there's human strugglers, like struggling humans. Yeah, well
some days I struggle my human strugglerstruggle human. Yeah, what is a
struggler? Like, is there anyother type of human like it? Like
a lizard struggler, Like that lizardis struggling, or can look at that
(17:15):
rhinoceros that's a struggling right now.It's a rhinoceros struggler. It's just struggling
really badly. It's a drought orsomething. I don't know, right,
Big Farmer, we went out intothe fields and we beat there. No,
I mean, I'm just Big Farmer. She's well because we haven't.
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You know, tyranny is a seriousthing. I'm sorry what kJ P though
tyranny is. This is how shepronounces it. We will continue to take
actions to support Ukraine in their fightfor freedom against tyranny. And she's like,
my mom, don't tell her this. She just like basic everyday words.
(18:04):
Sometimes I think it's on purpose,just like a random basic everyday word.
She will take it and turn itinside out and you're just you're like
what, I'm what you put thewrong emphasis on the improper you have to
put the emphasis on this salable.That's like, I mean, she's not
(18:27):
as bad as Joe Biden saw.She's not as bad as that or I
have to actually stop and make myselfsay it wrong Bogada. But they have
like a real problem with language andthis administration tyranny. You know, like
when you tie your shoes, tyrannyit's a special not so it doesn't come
(18:52):
when you're running. So when theysaid they took on Big Farmer, what
does that mean? I mean kindof well, let's look at it,
though. They kind of did.Look at food prices. They're trying to
get you to not eat meat.We took on Big Farmer, the John
Deere people. But Big Farmer,though, how you literally mandated pharmaceuticals a
(19:17):
pharmaceutical How is that taking them on? We demand that you give these people
money. If you bought them,you bought all kinds of pharmaceutical stuff for
the Rona with taxpayer dollars. Yougave them billions of taxpayer dollars. How
in the hell is that taking themon? I have never taken Is that
the new definition of taking somebody?Take me on? Damn, yes,
(19:41):
come take me on, Give mesome This is when Aha comes in.
Give me some billions of dollars.Please just take on a big farmer brought
to you by Pfizer. Yeah,piser taking on big farmer every day.
Oh my gosh, I can't.I can't. So that's I mean,
(20:06):
it's unintentionally honest. I guess Idon't know. I don't know. I
just this is one of my favoritesoundbites so far. We're not even a
full week end of this year,and I'm already like big farmer. All
Right, spinding gees, thanks fortuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's
Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven'talready, made sure to hit that subscribe
button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify,wherever you get your podcasts.
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. All right, So where
to start? Let's start with thisone. This headline is just all wrong.
Everything about this is horrible. AFlorida man hides methan his butt after
(00:23):
hitting a paraplegic bicyclist. It isworth Oh my gosh, I have tears
in my eyes. Okay, itwas a Ford Hatchback that hit the bicyclist,
(00:45):
identified as Stephen Watkins, Oh mygosh, Flaker County. The paraplegic
bicyclist had been paralyzed from the waistdown to his staph infection that he contracted
at work. He had minor injuriesfrom the incident, was transported to a
local hot spittle. Uh and theguy who was driving the dude nay.
Oh. The driver for us,she looks like a dude. Forty eight
(01:07):
year old Claire Smith. She lookslegit like she's eighty Oh wow, oh
wow. And she apparently she andher passenger they hit the bicyclist. They
didn't stop, and then they policenoted that they had damage to their fort
hatchback corresponding with the incident, andshe said that she hit a curb and
(01:30):
the crystal like substance they found inher purse it was meth and then they
they caught it on body camera footage. The guy tried to hide it in
his butt. They literally was onbody cam footage and they told him to
stop that, so they took himand they took them into custody. The
guy's being held on eight thousand dollarsbond. She's being held on thirty five
hundred dollars bond because you know hedid the tried to hide the try to
(01:53):
hide the stuff. Right now,Let's see, I got a floor.
Kane always says old people aren't inan a elderly man with a cane tried
to rob a bank with a knifeand Pensacola, an elderly man tried to
rob a Snovis bank. The seventyfour year old Randall Digsby walked in with
his cane, brandished a knife andtook a small amount of cash and he
(02:17):
was arrested outside the bank at themoment that he hobbled out so here.
There were no injuries. The stolenmoney was recovered and not all old people
are innocent. It's not my faultyou hate old people. So yeah,
and then I got this one.A Florida man tried to burn a deputy's
face with a meth torch. Isthere like a specific torch for just the
(02:37):
meth? Like? What about likea candle torch? Is that like the
same thing? No, as wemove our partners who won't bring you free
radio our friends over at Caltech thesub two K. If you're unfamiliar with
the sub two K, this isone of the coolest things that they make.
It's for all the people out therebackpacking and climbing and hike in and
camping, and it's folds in half. The sub two K carbine fills that
pistol caliber carbine gaps. You gotall kinds of options for popular man magazines
(03:00):
like Blocksmith and Weston six hour,which makes it a lot easier to take
along because you got a lot lessto take along. So from right now
until March of this year, Caltechis offering a one hundred dollars rebate program
on any newly purchased Sub two Kfrom a licensed dealer. So you buy
a sub two K and you getone hundred bucks, which is awesome.
And again that goes all the wayto March of twenty twenty four this year.
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You still have a couple of monthsto take advantage of it and that
sub two K if you're unfamiliar.Unfamiliar, you have the ballistic advantage distance
accuracy that comes with a sixteen inchbarrel, and it can be easily disassembled
for cleaning or inspection without tools,intuitive sites, adjustable stock, easy to
field strip, and you got allkinds of stuff that you can do at
folds and half's like gonna worgami.Learn more about the sub two K and
that one hundred dollars rebate program byvisiting cl tech Weapons dot com k e
(03:45):
Ltec Weapons dot com. Tell themDana sent you. He was in there
for seventeen minutes. Seventeen minutes.He didn't look well, didyuh was he
high? He didn't look well.He looked ashy and like ashen, and
(04:09):
his skin looked horrible. He lookedjust bad. He had a bad complexion,
he had dark circles. He didn'tlook well. And you could be
like, it's the stress or it'sthe crack. Do you think it did
that? He realized I liked whatCaine said on break because I said,
I think I feel like he gotnervous when he got out because he had
(04:29):
this like big stunt, and thenhe storms out, and because they weren't
expecting him to show up to thehearing, he shows up, so that
was part one of his stunt.And then he storms out seventeen minutes later
part two, and then all ofa sudden, he's out in the hallway
with the reporters in the media scrum. I don't know if you saw his
face, but dude, he wasover his head and he realized that he
(04:55):
was over his head, like hisface was crazy. He had that.
We got this audio. Listen tothis audio some by fifteen. Just listen
to some of the questions they werehitting him with. To please, I'll
answer your question. If you peakquiet and let me make a statement.
I practice you normally smoke, misterbid let me Oh yeah, yeah,
(05:24):
that's crazy, what kind of Iloved? Can I hear that one more
time? Because the reporter was soserious, you knew that, you know
that this dude's writing a story onHunter's preferred Brandon Krack. Get his look.
I don't just listen I just gotto hear it again to please.
I'll answer your question if you peakquiet and let me make a statement.
I practice you normally smoke, misterbi I mean that was just a very
(05:46):
What kind of crack do you normallysmoke, mister Biden? Is there like
a briton a sidebar I have knownnothing about? Is there like a particular
brain? You know? How likethe weed people like there's all these strains
of weed? It is there?I haven't can I have a sidebar to
my sidebar. I don't get intoI don't believe the government should tell you
what to consume or whatever. Idon't care. I just want to have
(06:08):
my guns and I'll have my moneyon tax and be left alone. Anyway.
Is it really all the different ordid they lie to you? Are
they just all high and they justare too high to know and they think
they've got it convinced in their headsthat there's all these different strains. Because
I'm sorry, it has turned intolike a Portlandia skit, the marijuana stuff
like this is our lady lavender lace. This strain is for relaxasion and all
(06:29):
that, And I just I Ihave no idea how that's even possible,
but it's it's hysterical to me,So is crack? Are they doing the
same thing with crack? What's real? Are the strains for marijuana? What
isn't real strains of crack? Okay, there's only crack. There's only just
crack crack. And you're taking amale crackplant and cross breeding it with a
(06:54):
female crackplant. That's not how thatworks. I mean the way that people
talk about, like the marijuana strains, it's like why, like they're like
Somalia's I don't know what you wouldcall that for the marijuana. Know what
kind of crack do you? Yeah? What kind of crack do you prefer?
I mean, is there like agrain? You know? How like
different? You know, if you'relike, I guess they're stronger. And
I watched Ben, I've seen BreakingBen. I guess there's more potent and
(07:15):
less potent. I've never watched BreakingBad. What, Yeah, I've never
watched it. Really isn't that theshow about the meth is? So what
you what do you what did youlearn about from crack? From that?
Well? I mean essentially, Imean, look, there's just like with
any drug, especially hard drug,like that there's literally it's not like you're
(07:38):
breeding it. It's either potent ornot as potent. That that's different.
That's not like a strange drugs oneon one with caine. I I just
I literally have no idea, LikeI don't even know. Okay, so
here's don't laugh at me. Thisis how much I don't know about drugs,
is okay. So there's cocaine andthen there's crack, right right,
so I know we got to getgoing. Steve's dying. Oh my gosh,
(08:00):
we got to play that other soundbye too. You guys are killing
me. Is crack like the greatvalue version of cocaine? No? Okay,
because I remember Whitney Houston she saidcrack is whack and she was like
offend it when someone asked her ifshe smoked crack instead of cocaine, and
it was like she felt like itwas offensive because that's you know, the
downgrade ed you have to cook poorversion. Yeah, you have to make
(08:22):
crack into existence. Okay, Solast question, So it comes in a
rock form you just said cook it? Is that what like the poor drug
users have to do? Because doyou have to chip it? Is it
like a prospecting you got to chipyour drugs off the rock, Like,
I don't know, everybody who wantscrack has to cook it, Okay,
I just I literally don't know aboutthis. I would love That's why that
(08:45):
reporter's question. I was actually interestedin that. I'm like, yues,
what kind of cocaine do you door im vibe? However one does it?
I mean, I don't know.I mean, is that the one
with the spoons and the foil thatyou see in the cop shows? Yeah?
Oh but you don't do the cocainelike that. Yeah, you kind
of can. I've seen it.I clearly need to. I don't know
(09:09):
enough about drugs to ask Hunter it'stime to break, Okay, I know,
just I was long story. Sorry, I was interested in that reporter's
very serious question. And now allof the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's quick five.Oh my gosh, we have more of
the we have more from the HunterBiden stuff. Someone asked him if he
was on what kind of cracky smokesand I'm dead. Also, scientists discover
(09:31):
that there's five types of Alzheimer's andthey are hopeful that these discoveries maybe the
breakthroughs could lead to a cure.They say they are subtypes that are different
with abnormal proteins, progression, andlife expectancy. So they say that there's
five different types subtype one, two, three, four, or five.
(09:52):
And they get into brain cell growth, the overactive immune system contributing to it,
RNA dys regular There's a lot ofvery interesting stuff. So they think
that this is a huge breakthrough.It's going to really really help in finding
remedies or you know, maybe curingit altogether. Pressure is building on substack
to stop pain. They're saying it'sNazi writers, to stab pain, to
(10:15):
stop doing revenue sharing with Nazi writers. Now my question is, have you
not seen any of these supposed Naziwriters that they're claiming exists on Substack.
I'm just wondering because everyone the leftconsiders everybody a Nazi. I mean,
remember if you didn't support Obamacare.I literally had an elected official refer to
me on CNN as a Nazi sympathizerbecause I did not support Obamacare. That,
(10:37):
honest to heavens happen. So I'mlike, what is it not?
Do they know what a Nazi is? I mean, they it's a revenue
sharing thing. Substec does not promoteyou. You it's just a facilitator.
It's like it's like a platform,it's like anything else. That's all it
is. They say that writers keeptheir sales, they take every something,
(10:58):
they take something off the top,et cetera. I think you need to
leave companies alone, and especially Idon't believe the left is the arbiter or
really good with word definitions. SoI don't know. So the menthol ban,
this is a big thing that's stillI mean, the fight that's still
happening. The mental band is dividinghealth, criminal and criminal justice advocates,
which is fascinating. Criminal justice advocatessay that it is going to lead to
(11:20):
over policing a black neighborhoods. Andbefore you say that mental all cigarette bands
would do that. Just remember wasn'tit Eric Garner that was killed because of
he was selling Lucy cigarettes in NewYork And that's what ended up happening.
He was killed because of the Lucylaw that was passed by New York City
Council. That's actually true. Theyliterally six months prior said that they wanted
a more rigorous enforcement of Lucy lawsbecause single cigarette sales were cutting into tax
(11:43):
revenues for New York. Go lookit up. So they said that menthol
cigarettes. I actually do think thatthere's something too that it could actually lead
to over policing of certain demographics.But also why is the government getting involved
in telling you what you canan can'tsmoke or canan can't drink? I mean,
and let loose leave people alone.This is the government. They can't
even they could even make a healthportal work for crying out loud stop you
guys lost the jet. Come onthey did. So the SEC says it
(12:07):
hasn't yet approved bitcoin ETF and thatthe x account was compromised. So they
said that it was the sec govaccount on Twitter or x. They said
it was compromised, that the unauthorizedtweet regarding bitcoin ETFs had not yet been
made by the SEC or its staff, despite the fact that they tweeted out
such. They said that the priceof bitcoin spiked briefly after the initial post
(12:28):
and then quickly slid below forty sixthousand. So yeah, they said it
was compromised, was it though?I feel like that was a draft that
went out, That's what it.So the messenger says that Elon Musk is
suspending prominent journalists and influencers, andthe effect that they said, it's a
bunch of leftist people people like likeThe Intercept and others. The accounts were
(12:48):
reinstated hours later, but they saidthat they were suspended because they had criticized
Musk. Wait a minute, now, you guys are concerned about that stuff,
Like, what about when somebody likeme was suspended because of the New
York Post story I shared stay withus. In addition to record breaking enrollment
for healthcare coverage through the ACA thanksto the Inflation Reduction Act, which every
single Republican member of Congress voted against, we took on Big Farmer and we
(13:13):
won. Took on Big Farmer.What took on Big Farmer is the only
time I can play that Kenny Chesneysong. Welcome back to the program,
Dana. Last year with you,Carrine, Jean Pierre went to war with
Big Farmer. I uh, jollygreen giants still rep in Big Farmer.
(13:37):
Paul Blingion was the rep. Mayhe rest in peace, and I think
it was jolly green giant hoo hoho right, But they told him I
couldn't say ho ho ho anymore becauseit was like insensitive to like promiscuous ladies.
So I, you know, bigfarmer. M. Maybe she's actually
talking about a large farmer. Maybethey just you know, had a little
(13:58):
dust up. I don't know shewho the hell knows? Can we play
her hits here? Because she saidsome things in the past, KJP where
I'm I mean, she might betalking about a large farming person. I
don't know, kin, what's someof the other stuff she said? Remember,
just so you know, this montagewas created nearly a year ago,
(14:18):
so it just gives you an ideaof how long she's been mispronouncing things.
This is we're gonna try see ifwe can get through this without an eruption.
Listen to all of this. EmmeritisBenedict sixteenth. She meant emeritus,
but emeritis sounds like a nasty footdisease. Oh, what's wrong with you?
(14:39):
It's my mritus. It's just antibiotic. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay,
go ahead, sorry way by carmel, by person support doctor. So
by carmel, does that mean twoseparate types of caramels? Not by caramel,
by carmel, by caramel. That'sa fancy way to say carmel Okay,
(15:00):
on On Klauser who won the NobelPrize, Oh, physics, Nobel
Prize. You know it is,Kay, we were talking about this.
I mean the Nobel Prize is respectable. It's a respectable noble prize. Goes
to to say otherwise is just denyingscience. Yeah, I mean it goes
to noble people win the prize,right, I mean it is you know,
(15:20):
it's it's a royal ri l L. It is real respectable. The
Nobel Prize is you know, it'snoble. It is noble, it is
esteemed, it is respected. Youknow, it's a real noble. Go
ahead, Sciences, Hey, thevice president will visit the DMZ nearly seventy
years since the sounds like MS storethe it's the demilitarized zone. Okay,
(15:50):
go ahead. The just using energy, they're weaponizing energy, and it's choosing
to one of the things that hasbeen out there, the show down the
pipeline of Nordstrom one instead of riskingtheir lives. Now, this is when
I'm really gonna object because Nordstrom hassome great sales and now when you shut
(16:11):
down the pipeline of those sales,like they have real good sales going on.
Right now, when you shut whenyou shut down that Nordstrom sale,
leave the Nordstrom sale pipeline alone.I want the pipeline of sales. I'm
telling you, Like they got somegreat deals right now on like some outys
seas and stuff like you can getsome stuff up to like seventy percent off.
They're not advertising on the show.But how they all to after this
(16:32):
point? I mean the North Strumpipeline, but the North Strum pipeline,
like if that can you imagine likeright to your house, go ahead.
Sorry. Human strugglers human strugglers,not smugglers. They're not human smugglers.
They're human strugglers like they're like aliens. They struggling to be human. Well
(16:53):
I think they said there's human strugglers, like struggling humans. Yeah, well
some days I struggle my human strugglerstruggle human. Yeah, what is a
struggler? Like, is there anyother type of human like it? Like
a lizard struggler, Like that lizardis struggling, or can look at that
(17:15):
rhinoceros that's a struggling right now.It's a rhinoceros struggler. It's just struggling
really badly. It's a drought orsomething. I don't know, right,
Big Farmer, we went out intothe fields and we beat there. No,
I mean, I'm just Big Farmer. She's well because we haven't.
(17:42):
You know, tyranny is a seriousthing. I'm sorry what kJ P though
tyranny is. This is how shepronounces it. We will continue to take
actions to support Ukraine in their fightfor freedom against tyranny. And she's like,
my mom, don't tell her this. She just like basic everyday words.
(18:04):
Sometimes I think it's on purpose,just like a random basic everyday word.
She will take it and turn itinside out and you're just you're like
what, I'm what you put thewrong emphasis on the improper you have to
put the emphasis on this salable.That's like, I mean, she's not
(18:27):
as bad as Joe Biden saw.She's not as bad as that or I
have to actually stop and make myselfsay it wrong Bogada. But they have
like a real problem with language andthis administration tyranny. You know, like
when you tie your shoes, tyrannyit's a special not so it doesn't come
(18:52):
when you're running. So when theysaid they took on Big Farmer, what
does that mean? I mean kindof well, let's look at it,
though. They kind of did.Look at food prices. They're trying to
get you to not eat meat.We took on Big Farmer, the John
Deere people. But Big Farmer,though, how you literally mandated pharmaceuticals a
(19:17):
pharmaceutical How is that taking them on? We demand that you give these people
money. If you bought them,you bought all kinds of pharmaceutical stuff for
the Rona with taxpayer dollars. Yougave them billions of taxpayer dollars. How
in the hell is that taking themon? I have never taken Is that
the new definition of taking somebody?Take me on? Damn, yes,
(19:41):
come take me on, Give mesome This is when Aha comes in.
Give me some billions of dollars.Please just take on a big farmer brought
to you by Pfizer. Yeah,piser taking on big farmer every day.
Oh my gosh, I can't.I can't. So that's I mean,
(20:06):
it's unintentionally honest. I guess Idon't know. I don't know. I
just this is one of my favoritesoundbites so far. We're not even a
full week end of this year,and I'm already like big farmer. All
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