January 11, 2024 • 21 mins
Dana recaps the last 2024 GOP Debate before the Iowa Caucus. Meanwhile, a church performs a woke song called “Identity Politics”.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. So I have a million
different Florida mans here, like,for instance, I gotta share this one
first. Some people got into afight over an uncut foot long. It's
(00:28):
a real story. H This isover at The Messenger had this and this
was sent to me by Florida womanAmber, who loves sending me some of
the craziest Florida stories. A manin Florida was charged with battery. He
got mad at a subway sandwich shopAlbert de Barrow's ordered a sandwich. H
this was yeah, it was onTuesday. But he was upset when he
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got the sandwich and he realized ithad not been sliced in half, and
so he went in the store losthis He decided the correct way to handle
this was to take said sandwich andthrow it at the sandwich maker's head.
And then he left, and thenthe sandwich maker followed him outside photographed his
license plate. He was tracked downby police and he said that he was
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upset over his sandwich not being cut, but he meant to hit the counter
with his sandwich instead of the sandwichmaker. But the store surveillance I know
he's such a liar because the storresurveillance showed him taking the sandwich and literally
directing it right straight at her head. So he was arrested charge with battery
over a sandwich. Thousand dollars bond. He posted He's gonna be rained on
February first. It's the dumbest thingever. Do you know what happens if
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you get a sandwich it's not cut? Cut your sandwich? I mean,
no, you got Now you gottago to court, you genius. Good
grief, it's so stupid. Yeah, or you can just eat it.
I mean it's not difficult. Goodgrief. Uh, let's see this,
oh man. One Florida woman hurledmac and cheese and pickled sausages at a
store. One guy got hit byit in the face of the pelagon.
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Oh my gosh. And then therewas a forda man that found a stroll
and trailer using his Apple air tag. Shakira had a stalk or arrested.
I'm gonna have to get to thistomorrow. To me, it seems pretty
much settled. And as I wrotein one of the I think it was
one of the pieces. I'm sorry, I'm pulling this up right now because
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things kind of had a little hiccup. One of the pieces that I wrote
last night, I was kind oftalking a little bit about the shelf life,
particularly of Hayley's candidacy, because seethe you have Iowa, and then
after you have New Hampshire and SouthCarolina. She's got a little bit of
an extension being at South Carolina isher home state, and also New Hampshire's
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you know, East coasty, Northeastcoasty, so she kind of can appeal
to that as well. So itmakes I think it makes Desanta's this job
a little harder in terms of longevity. But when I watched this debate,
and you guys know where I am, unlike everyone else in this industry,
whatever you want to call it,I actually will go against my own best
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interest because I can't stand blowing smokeup your backside, right I just I
simply cannot. I can't stand it. I tell you where I'm at,
not as a way to tell youwhat to think, just so you know
where I'm coming from. I could, I honestly don't care what you do.
I mean. I don't want tosound mean, but I'm also going
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to if I see somebody gaslighting youor I'm gonna call it out. I
don't care who they are. Iam only in this as a voter and
four voters because I can also notto sound mean. I'm gonna say that
a lot today. I hate thesepeople. I mean, maybe hates a
strong word. They're not people thatI would chill with. You know what
I'm saying, like, these arenot people. They're politicians, and I
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get real weird. I have astory of someone who I was friends with
who ran for office, and itjust made it weird with me. Is
that ignorant? Shut up? Youjust you? You just you just you.
For a split second, you werelike that kind of bitchy. I
just saw the expression came. Iwas weighing the pros and cons. Uh
huh. Yeah. I just can'thelp it. I just immediately distrust someone
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when I just I can't help it. There's something in my American DNA that
kicks in. So I'm gonna startwith that because I'm gonna be straight no
chaser with you guys, and I'mon your behalf. I don't care about
any of these people. I mean, I've I I want to win.
In twenty twenty four, I votedfor Trump twice. I want to win
in twenty twenty four. I preferredto Santis in the primary. Uh.
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But at the same time, youknow, I have disagreements with him,
and I'm gonna talk about that comingup. Uh. It's true. Nobody's
perfect. I disagree with my husbandabout how to load the dishwasher. His
way is insane. Not everybody agreesone hundred percent. So I don't like.
I don't think that you have toin order to support someone or not.
But one thing that I don't cannotstand is when people try to wret
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con history. I cannot stand that. And we're gonna go through some of
so welcome again. You can listenCoast to coast, watch the simulcast Channel
three forty seven, Direct TV aswell and YouTube Facebook. Always always really
good discussion happening there. So firstup that my thirty thousand foot view is
that I think Nicki Hayley. Now, I walked into this debate wanting to
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Santis to win it, but it'snot a guarantee, and I'm not gonna
sit here and expend my own politicalcapital by telling you something that's not true.
I don't love any candidate, politician, or anyone in the public eye
enough to spend my personal capital onthem. I don't care how ignorant it
sounds. God's honest truth. Andif everyone else in this industry was being
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honest with you, they'd say thesame thing. But I'm going to tell
you my exact opinion. So Iwalked into this. I wanted him to
win. But if Nicki Haley ishaving a good day and she's on,
she can be a good debater.It's weird because sometimes she's on and sometimes
she's not. One thing that shedoes not have is any kind of internal
regulator to roll it back. Becausethis chick had mad Hillary energy last night,
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and you kind of heard it inthe SoundBite that we just played.
She's like, you're lying, You'reso desperate. I hate that. That's
like, pick me girl energy.I cannot stand it. Right, you
know, it's true. There wasat one point she kept saying it throughout
the literal debate. He's you're demeaningme, and I I that just this
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was her worst debate. I didnot have a personal dislike of her going
into this I disliked her policies greatly, But after watching this performance last night,
I think that if I'd actually evermet her, I would have her
personal I met her one time backstageat an event, like for five seconds.
I think if I actually met her, met her and talked to her,
I think I disliked her. I'mjust saying because I cannot stand when
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chicks do that. When when someonedisagrees with you, you're not being attacked,
that's not I can't stand this whole. I'm a strong woman and my
heels their ammunition. And also,you didn't mean because he's disagreeing with you,
stop it. How many times isshe going to play that chick card?
It was so annoying. I couldnot handle it. So I immediately
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I mean, and if you followedme on social media, that was a
huge It was a huge chunk ofwhat I was saying because I could.
I just I was shocked that sheleaned into it so hard. Because she
did, this was the worst debateshe ever had. She came off as
Hillary two point zero, petty andwhiny and playing the woman card. Dessanti
seemed confident and amused. Now,I was this can go both ways.
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When I talk about that internal regulator. You don't want to go so hard
that you look like a bitch.With women, it's easy to do that.
And if you're a dude, youdon't want to go so hard that
you look like you're just callous andflippant, because then that can be projected
as a feeling towards the voter.So you've got to be careful. There
was one point and where she actuallymay pull this up. I just hear.
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There was at one point in thisdebate where I I I was shocked.
They were talking about their they weretalking about military, and he mentioned
his military service, and she rolledher eyes as he mentioned it. This
was the audio sound bite eleven,and if you're watching the simulocuash you can
see it. He just mentioned itbecause they were talking about military and foreign
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policy, and she rolled her eyeswhen he mentioned it. Listen, I'm
the only one running for president thatserved in the armed forces. I was
deployed to a rack back in twothousand and seven, two thousand and eight,
so I understand what our military goesthrough. That's that's Kine, right.
Did she even mouth like wow,like it was something she's so surprised
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to hear it come out of hismouth. I don't know, but I'm
just I'm trying to figure out whythat was worthy of her rolling her eyes.
It just looked dclass A, That'swhat I'm talking about. It just
very much looked class A. Uh, they there were some. I thought
that the questions were asked pretty straight. There's a lot of focus on foreign
policy, and they were. Itwas very good. This was who audio
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sound by four. This was aThis was a banger. As Steve would
say, listen, she doesn't articulatehow this comes to an end, except
she was asked after the last debateby Believe Megan Kelly, and she said,
you bring it to an end bybringing Ukraine into NATO. But of
course we're a NATO country. Soif you bring Ukraine in the NATO,
that puts the United States or Megansaid that to her, and then she
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basically gave a word salad as tohow you go from there. So they
have sent cash. She supports thisone hundred and six billion that they're trying
to get through Congress. Where's someof that money going? They've done tens
of billions of dollars to pay salariesfor Ukrainian government bureaucrats. They've paid pensions
for Ukrainian retirees with your tax dollars. We've got homeless veterans. We have
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all these problems. This is theun way of thinking that we're somehow globalists
and we have unlimited resources to do. You know, I think here's the
problem. You can take them outof the United Nations, but you can't
take the United Nations out of theambassador. Now. My biggest disagreement with
her, and she's been on theshow and we've talked about it, is
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foreign policy. And we really wentback and forth on Ukraine because I don't
believe that, I mean, Russiacan't even take Ukraine. What in the
world makes these people think that they'regoing to launch a huge war on NATO,
United States, Britain, I mean, et cetera, et cetera.
People know who all the NATO membersare. They already have NATO on their
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doorstep with the Baltic States. Ijust it's unbelievable because it's not going to
happen. And I think it's apretext a it's just this old time,
old fashioned foreign policy that is notcurrent in today's context. Do you realize
that people will try to cancel youon the I mean, yeah, I
hate it. It's cancel culture.You're told to be careful about the primary
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stuff. I've heard this before.I've heard it from executives. I've heard
it from so many people. Yougotta be careful. Have you seen some
of the poles The national polls arecoming to a close, they're getting closer.
Coming up, we're going to talkabout how you're kind of getting set
up for a trap, I think. But if you were really in this
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sent you. And now all ofthe news you would probably miss, it's
time for Dana's quick five. Sotoday in football news sportsball, Nick Saban
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retires as Alabama coach after his historic, unparalleled career. The Tuscaloosa News has
the one of the initial stories theysaid he's retiring. It came out last
night that they never wanted to hearit all my Bama Fit friends are just
as depressed as could be. Buthe won. He's going out on a
high note. Seventeen seasons he wonnational championships. I mean, got lee.
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It's me. He's, you know, seventy two years old, and
so he's won six national championships whenhe arrived in two thousand and seven.
And he's, you know, hiscareer in a seven total one with LSU.
Nobody else has won more in thehistory of college football. So that's
a very illustrious career. Indeed,Mark Zuckerberg shares that he is raising cattle,
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beer, and maceadamia nuts on hisnew newly expanded Hawaiian estate. The
CEO said shared his latest passion project. He said that he's I will say
this, he's not like I gotmy issues of Facebook. Believe me,
because they throttle me. But hewon't do business with China, and he's
not going along with the donate beefpeople. So I don't dislike him as
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much. I'm a little bit chaoticneutral on this. I know what I
mean. He's not like a BillGates and he's raising counties like I love
beef. I'm eating meat, socool with that. Fauci admits social distancing
wasn't scientific and the Wuhan lav Leaguewasn't a conspiracy theory. One of the
things that came out yesterday still ongoingtoday. He finished up his second day
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of closed door testimony before the Houseof Like Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic,
chaired by brad Winstrup, And thosewere some of the highlights. It was
a two day, fourteen hour transcribedinterview. Remember how I told you this
is standard operating procedure with this stuff. Hunter Biden's won't do this because then
he actually has to go on record. But Fauci said the six feet apart
social distancing recommendation that was promoted wasnot based on data. He said it
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quote just sort of appeared, exceptno, they started it like what way
way back, was like some kindof high school science project, and then
they ended up promoting it. RedState has like the whole origin story of
the social distancing. So that's somenonsense. Right now, we're going to
talk about it. Amazon is aboutto eat the television universe. Prime Video
(15:01):
is going to make its tier,It's add tier, the default for its
tens of millions of subscribers. Ithink this is stupid. They just laid
off a bunch of people too.They fired a bunch of people on the
video side. I think, ifyou are a why the hell do you
pay the premium fee to have commercials? If I see commercials, I literally
will make a note to never buyyour product. I am hateful. I
will never buy your product if Isee it. If it falls off a
(15:22):
truck, I'll run over it.I'm I'm driving on the road. I
don't know, just full of justvinegar. And you know what today in
the meantime, can we please nowaudio some by twenty two. I've been
waiting for this one because we've beentalking all about the primary, all this
stuff. We need to have thislittle convo about doctor Jill. But sorry,
not doctor Jill Jill, missus JillBiden. She's defending infant baby Hunter.
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Guys, sweet little infant baby Hunter. Listen, how have you been
coping personally with the onslaught of accusationsagainst your husband and your family, including
and especially Hunter's the focus of ahouse over site committee, hearing and contempt
obsessing over him, showing picture ofhim during vulnerable moments in his battle with
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addiction. On the floor of thehouse. This would crush any family,
Mika. I think what they aredoing to Hunter is cruel, and I'm
really proud of how Hunter has rebuilthis life after addiction. You know,
I love my son and had It'shurt my grandchildren and that's what I'm so
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concerned about, that it's affecting theirlives as well. She wasn't worried about
her grandkids and having their lives affectedwhen their dad was out there snorting blow
off hooker's backsides. But it's onlybecause the photos came out in relation to
an investigation, because he was usingmoney that he probably the Borisma money and
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money that he got paid off fromChina Chinese companies, the CCP for merching
out his dad's VP office and presidentialambitions and using that to pay for these
things. And then the fact thatit's been reported on because it came up
in an investigation. That's so damagingto these cats. But not like his
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actions of actually snorting the blow offthe hooker's backside, just the fact that
it came out in an investigation.You know what, She's the type of
mom who's like, I don't careif they drink, just st it in
the house. That's her, youknow it is. I'm the cool mom.
That's her. She is so that. I don't care if you drink
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to stear it in the house.Okay, that's Jill Biden. That's Jill.
Poor baby Why why are you liketalking about him? Kane? Why
are you talking? It's so cruelto talk about baby Hunter. You're hurting
his kids. You're seizing and pouncingon him. Pounce and see season pounds.
It's the matter with you. Oh, I'm trying to get all the
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silly stuff out of the way first, because we got to talk about some
of the other peavy stuff again.Uh I, I do want to touch
on one one other quick cultural thing, identity politics. So where did I
say this was from? I putit in audio because it rendered me momentarily
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senseless. It was so stupid Audibly, it's the choir that was singing all
the so that so it's this choirof I don't know how to put how
do I how would I put this? What's the best way I could use
to describe this? The all souls? So this group they uh, it's
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so some kind of Unitarian church eyeroll, I said it. I don't
feel bad for saying that. I'llsay it again louder. But it's a
it's a politically uh de ei.It's like de ei church. Essentially,
this is what this is. Andthey decided to do a uh politic How
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would you describe this? How wouldseriously? It's so weird. No one
asked for this. Let everyone experienceit for themselves. I had, we
had to listen to this, sonow you guys do too. It's you.
We got to share the burden.Guys, lift each other's burdens up
right, That's what that's what thisyear is all about. Listen, this
is horrible. I'm not Oh gosh, that's so bad. It's called identity
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politics. Already hear they're really forcible, They're right stup. Oh man,
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I cannot believe this is so bad. You wonder whether they're all old white
people, all old like socialists.You're right, ding ding ding. You
don't win anything except enjoy being right. It's I don't even know how I
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can't be honest with Yeah, goahead, when you put this in slack.
I clicked on it this yesterday andI heard it and thought this was
a joke. This was something thata comedy troupe was doing for like the
entire almost the entire video until towardsthe end. I was like, wait
a minute, they're serious. Yeah, this is totally un ironic. Wow,
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and the woman is wearing what lookslike a like a towel. Who's
leading it. I don't know whatthat is, that missus rover dress.
I don't know what that is.It is one of the worst things I've
ever heard. And they're making theword, they're forcing the words. The
meat are so bad I do Ohmy gosh, I can't deal. If
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you thought Hillsong was bad, waituntil you hear these people. Ohoy said
that? Do? Oh data?Why are you the mean? Oh okay,
I've meant to cleanse your palate,but instead I just ruined it.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. So I have a million
different Florida mans here, like,for instance, I gotta share this one
first. Some people got into afight over an uncut foot long. It's
(00:28):
a real story. H This isover at The Messenger had this and this
was sent to me by Florida womanAmber, who loves sending me some of
the craziest Florida stories. A manin Florida was charged with battery. He
got mad at a subway sandwich shopAlbert de Barrow's ordered a sandwich. H
this was yeah, it was onTuesday. But he was upset when he
(00:51):
got the sandwich and he realized ithad not been sliced in half, and
so he went in the store losthis He decided the correct way to handle
this was to take said sandwich andthrow it at the sandwich maker's head.
And then he left, and thenthe sandwich maker followed him outside photographed his
license plate. He was tracked downby police and he said that he was
(01:15):
upset over his sandwich not being cut, but he meant to hit the counter
with his sandwich instead of the sandwichmaker. But the store surveillance I know
he's such a liar because the storresurveillance showed him taking the sandwich and literally
directing it right straight at her head. So he was arrested charge with battery
over a sandwich. Thousand dollars bond. He posted He's gonna be rained on
February first. It's the dumbest thingever. Do you know what happens if
(01:36):
you get a sandwich it's not cut? Cut your sandwich? I mean,
no, you got Now you gottago to court, you genius. Good
grief, it's so stupid. Yeah, or you can just eat it.
I mean it's not difficult. Goodgrief. Uh, let's see this,
oh man. One Florida woman hurledmac and cheese and pickled sausages at a
store. One guy got hit byit in the face of the pelagon.
(01:57):
Oh my gosh. And then therewas a forda man that found a stroll
and trailer using his Apple air tag. Shakira had a stalk or arrested.
I'm gonna have to get to thistomorrow. To me, it seems pretty
much settled. And as I wrotein one of the I think it was
one of the pieces. I'm sorry, I'm pulling this up right now because
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things kind of had a little hiccup. One of the pieces that I wrote
last night, I was kind oftalking a little bit about the shelf life,
particularly of Hayley's candidacy, because seethe you have Iowa, and then
after you have New Hampshire and SouthCarolina. She's got a little bit of
an extension being at South Carolina isher home state, and also New Hampshire's
(02:44):
you know, East coasty, Northeastcoasty, so she kind of can appeal
to that as well. So itmakes I think it makes Desanta's this job
a little harder in terms of longevity. But when I watched this debate,
and you guys know where I am, unlike everyone else in this industry,
whatever you want to call it,I actually will go against my own best
(03:06):
interest because I can't stand blowing smokeup your backside, right I just I
simply cannot. I can't stand it. I tell you where I'm at,
not as a way to tell youwhat to think, just so you know
where I'm coming from. I could, I honestly don't care what you do.
I mean. I don't want tosound mean, but I'm also going
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to if I see somebody gaslighting youor I'm gonna call it out. I
don't care who they are. Iam only in this as a voter and
four voters because I can also notto sound mean. I'm gonna say that
a lot today. I hate thesepeople. I mean, maybe hates a
strong word. They're not people thatI would chill with. You know what
I'm saying, like, these arenot people. They're politicians, and I
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get real weird. I have astory of someone who I was friends with
who ran for office, and itjust made it weird with me. Is
that ignorant? Shut up? Youjust you? You just you just you.
For a split second, you werelike that kind of bitchy. I
just saw the expression came. Iwas weighing the pros and cons. Uh
huh. Yeah. I just can'thelp it. I just immediately distrust someone
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when I just I can't help it. There's something in my American DNA that
kicks in. So I'm gonna startwith that because I'm gonna be straight no
chaser with you guys, and I'mon your behalf. I don't care about
any of these people. I mean, I've I I want to win.
In twenty twenty four, I votedfor Trump twice. I want to win
in twenty twenty four. I preferredto Santis in the primary. Uh.
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But at the same time, youknow, I have disagreements with him,
and I'm gonna talk about that comingup. Uh. It's true. Nobody's
perfect. I disagree with my husbandabout how to load the dishwasher. His
way is insane. Not everybody agreesone hundred percent. So I don't like.
I don't think that you have toin order to support someone or not.
But one thing that I don't cannotstand is when people try to wret
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con history. I cannot stand that. And we're gonna go through some of
so welcome again. You can listenCoast to coast, watch the simulcast Channel
three forty seven, Direct TV aswell and YouTube Facebook. Always always really
good discussion happening there. So firstup that my thirty thousand foot view is
that I think Nicki Hayley. Now, I walked into this debate wanting to
(05:17):
Santis to win it, but it'snot a guarantee, and I'm not gonna
sit here and expend my own politicalcapital by telling you something that's not true.
I don't love any candidate, politician, or anyone in the public eye
enough to spend my personal capital onthem. I don't care how ignorant it
sounds. God's honest truth. Andif everyone else in this industry was being
(05:39):
honest with you, they'd say thesame thing. But I'm going to tell
you my exact opinion. So Iwalked into this. I wanted him to
win. But if Nicki Haley ishaving a good day and she's on,
she can be a good debater.It's weird because sometimes she's on and sometimes
she's not. One thing that shedoes not have is any kind of internal
regulator to roll it back. Becausethis chick had mad Hillary energy last night,
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and you kind of heard it inthe SoundBite that we just played.
She's like, you're lying, You'reso desperate. I hate that. That's
like, pick me girl energy.I cannot stand it. Right, you
know, it's true. There wasat one point she kept saying it throughout
the literal debate. He's you're demeaningme, and I I that just this
(06:27):
was her worst debate. I didnot have a personal dislike of her going
into this I disliked her policies greatly, But after watching this performance last night,
I think that if I'd actually evermet her, I would have her
personal I met her one time backstageat an event, like for five seconds.
I think if I actually met her, met her and talked to her,
I think I disliked her. I'mjust saying because I cannot stand when
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chicks do that. When when someonedisagrees with you, you're not being attacked,
that's not I can't stand this whole. I'm a strong woman and my
heels their ammunition. And also,you didn't mean because he's disagreeing with you,
stop it. How many times isshe going to play that chick card?
It was so annoying. I couldnot handle it. So I immediately
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I mean, and if you followedme on social media, that was a
huge It was a huge chunk ofwhat I was saying because I could.
I just I was shocked that sheleaned into it so hard. Because she
did, this was the worst debateshe ever had. She came off as
Hillary two point zero, petty andwhiny and playing the woman card. Dessanti
seemed confident and amused. Now,I was this can go both ways.
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When I talk about that internal regulator. You don't want to go so hard
that you look like a bitch.With women, it's easy to do that.
And if you're a dude, youdon't want to go so hard that
you look like you're just callous andflippant, because then that can be projected
as a feeling towards the voter.So you've got to be careful. There
was one point and where she actuallymay pull this up. I just hear.
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There was at one point in thisdebate where I I I was shocked.
They were talking about their they weretalking about military, and he mentioned
his military service, and she rolledher eyes as he mentioned it. This
was the audio sound bite eleven,and if you're watching the simulocuash you can
see it. He just mentioned itbecause they were talking about military and foreign
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policy, and she rolled her eyeswhen he mentioned it. Listen, I'm
the only one running for president thatserved in the armed forces. I was
deployed to a rack back in twothousand and seven, two thousand and eight,
so I understand what our military goesthrough. That's that's Kine, right.
Did she even mouth like wow,like it was something she's so surprised
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to hear it come out of hismouth. I don't know, but I'm
just I'm trying to figure out whythat was worthy of her rolling her eyes.
It just looked dclass A, That'swhat I'm talking about. It just
very much looked class A. Uh, they there were some. I thought
that the questions were asked pretty straight. There's a lot of focus on foreign
policy, and they were. Itwas very good. This was who audio
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sound by four. This was aThis was a banger. As Steve would
say, listen, she doesn't articulatehow this comes to an end, except
she was asked after the last debateby Believe Megan Kelly, and she said,
you bring it to an end bybringing Ukraine into NATO. But of
course we're a NATO country. Soif you bring Ukraine in the NATO,
that puts the United States or Megansaid that to her, and then she
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basically gave a word salad as tohow you go from there. So they
have sent cash. She supports thisone hundred and six billion that they're trying
to get through Congress. Where's someof that money going? They've done tens
of billions of dollars to pay salariesfor Ukrainian government bureaucrats. They've paid pensions
for Ukrainian retirees with your tax dollars. We've got homeless veterans. We have
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all these problems. This is theun way of thinking that we're somehow globalists
and we have unlimited resources to do. You know, I think here's the
problem. You can take them outof the United Nations, but you can't
take the United Nations out of theambassador. Now. My biggest disagreement with
her, and she's been on theshow and we've talked about it, is
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foreign policy. And we really wentback and forth on Ukraine because I don't
believe that, I mean, Russiacan't even take Ukraine. What in the
world makes these people think that they'regoing to launch a huge war on NATO,
United States, Britain, I mean, et cetera, et cetera.
People know who all the NATO membersare. They already have NATO on their
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doorstep with the Baltic States. Ijust it's unbelievable because it's not going to
happen. And I think it's apretext a it's just this old time,
old fashioned foreign policy that is notcurrent in today's context. Do you realize
that people will try to cancel youon the I mean, yeah, I
hate it. It's cancel culture.You're told to be careful about the primary
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stuff. I've heard this before.I've heard it from executives. I've heard
it from so many people. Yougotta be careful. Have you seen some
of the poles The national polls arecoming to a close, they're getting closer.
Coming up, we're going to talkabout how you're kind of getting set
up for a trap, I think. But if you were really in this
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these other cats are doing, goingout there celebrating, basically being like an
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sent you. And now all ofthe news you would probably miss, it's
time for Dana's quick five. Sotoday in football news sportsball, Nick Saban
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retires as Alabama coach after his historic, unparalleled career. The Tuscaloosa News has
the one of the initial stories theysaid he's retiring. It came out last
night that they never wanted to hearit all my Bama Fit friends are just
as depressed as could be. Buthe won. He's going out on a
high note. Seventeen seasons he wonnational championships. I mean, got lee.
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It's me. He's, you know, seventy two years old, and
so he's won six national championships whenhe arrived in two thousand and seven.
And he's, you know, hiscareer in a seven total one with LSU.
Nobody else has won more in thehistory of college football. So that's
a very illustrious career. Indeed,Mark Zuckerberg shares that he is raising cattle,
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beer, and maceadamia nuts on hisnew newly expanded Hawaiian estate. The
CEO said shared his latest passion project. He said that he's I will say
this, he's not like I gotmy issues of Facebook. Believe me,
because they throttle me. But hewon't do business with China, and he's
not going along with the donate beefpeople. So I don't dislike him as
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much. I'm a little bit chaoticneutral on this. I know what I
mean. He's not like a BillGates and he's raising counties like I love
beef. I'm eating meat, socool with that. Fauci admits social distancing
wasn't scientific and the Wuhan lav Leaguewasn't a conspiracy theory. One of the
things that came out yesterday still ongoingtoday. He finished up his second day
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of closed door testimony before the Houseof Like Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic,
chaired by brad Winstrup, And thosewere some of the highlights. It was
a two day, fourteen hour transcribedinterview. Remember how I told you this
is standard operating procedure with this stuff. Hunter Biden's won't do this because then
he actually has to go on record. But Fauci said the six feet apart
social distancing recommendation that was promoted wasnot based on data. He said it
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quote just sort of appeared, exceptno, they started it like what way
way back, was like some kindof high school science project, and then
they ended up promoting it. RedState has like the whole origin story of
the social distancing. So that's somenonsense. Right now, we're going to
talk about it. Amazon is aboutto eat the television universe. Prime Video
(15:01):
is going to make its tier,It's add tier, the default for its
tens of millions of subscribers. Ithink this is stupid. They just laid
off a bunch of people too.They fired a bunch of people on the
video side. I think, ifyou are a why the hell do you
pay the premium fee to have commercials? If I see commercials, I literally
will make a note to never buyyour product. I am hateful. I
will never buy your product if Isee it. If it falls off a
(15:22):
truck, I'll run over it.I'm I'm driving on the road. I
don't know, just full of justvinegar. And you know what today in
the meantime, can we please nowaudio some by twenty two. I've been
waiting for this one because we've beentalking all about the primary, all this
stuff. We need to have thislittle convo about doctor Jill. But sorry,
not doctor Jill Jill, missus JillBiden. She's defending infant baby Hunter.
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Guys, sweet little infant baby Hunter. Listen, how have you been
coping personally with the onslaught of accusationsagainst your husband and your family, including
and especially Hunter's the focus of ahouse over site committee, hearing and contempt
obsessing over him, showing picture ofhim during vulnerable moments in his battle with
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addiction. On the floor of thehouse. This would crush any family,
Mika. I think what they aredoing to Hunter is cruel, and I'm
really proud of how Hunter has rebuilthis life after addiction. You know,
I love my son and had It'shurt my grandchildren and that's what I'm so
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concerned about, that it's affecting theirlives as well. She wasn't worried about
her grandkids and having their lives affectedwhen their dad was out there snorting blow
off hooker's backsides. But it's onlybecause the photos came out in relation to
an investigation, because he was usingmoney that he probably the Borisma money and
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money that he got paid off fromChina Chinese companies, the CCP for merching
out his dad's VP office and presidentialambitions and using that to pay for these
things. And then the fact thatit's been reported on because it came up
in an investigation. That's so damagingto these cats. But not like his
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actions of actually snorting the blow offthe hooker's backside, just the fact that
it came out in an investigation.You know what, She's the type of
mom who's like, I don't careif they drink, just st it in
the house. That's her, youknow it is. I'm the cool mom.
That's her. She is so that. I don't care if you drink
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to stear it in the house.Okay, that's Jill Biden. That's Jill.
Poor baby Why why are you liketalking about him? Kane? Why
are you talking? It's so cruelto talk about baby Hunter. You're hurting
his kids. You're seizing and pouncingon him. Pounce and see season pounds.
It's the matter with you. Oh, I'm trying to get all the
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silly stuff out of the way first, because we got to talk about some
of the other peavy stuff again.Uh I, I do want to touch
on one one other quick cultural thing, identity politics. So where did I
say this was from? I putit in audio because it rendered me momentarily
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senseless. It was so stupid Audibly, it's the choir that was singing all
the so that so it's this choirof I don't know how to put how
do I how would I put this? What's the best way I could use
to describe this? The all souls? So this group they uh, it's
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so some kind of Unitarian church eyeroll, I said it. I don't
feel bad for saying that. I'llsay it again louder. But it's a
it's a politically uh de ei.It's like de ei church. Essentially,
this is what this is. Andthey decided to do a uh politic How
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would you describe this? How wouldseriously? It's so weird. No one
asked for this. Let everyone experienceit for themselves. I had, we
had to listen to this, sonow you guys do too. It's you.
We got to share the burden.Guys, lift each other's burdens up
right, That's what that's what thisyear is all about. Listen, this
is horrible. I'm not Oh gosh, that's so bad. It's called identity
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politics. Already hear they're really forcible, They're right stup. Oh man,
(20:10):
I cannot believe this is so bad. You wonder whether they're all old white
people, all old like socialists.You're right, ding ding ding. You
don't win anything except enjoy being right. It's I don't even know how I
(20:37):
can't be honest with Yeah, goahead, when you put this in slack.
I clicked on it this yesterday andI heard it and thought this was
a joke. This was something thata comedy troupe was doing for like the
entire almost the entire video until towardsthe end. I was like, wait
a minute, they're serious. Yeah, this is totally un ironic. Wow,
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and the woman is wearing what lookslike a like a towel. Who's
leading it. I don't know whatthat is, that missus rover dress.
I don't know what that is.It is one of the worst things I've
ever heard. And they're making theword, they're forcing the words. The
meat are so bad I do Ohmy gosh, I can't deal. If
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you thought Hillsong was bad, waituntil you hear these people. Ohoy said
that? Do? Oh data?Why are you the mean? Oh okay,
I've meant to cleanse your palate,but instead I just ruined it.
I'm sure. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Footh
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