January 17, 2024 • 24 mins
An Australian reporter embarrasses John Kerry about his carbon footprint at the World Economic Forum. Meanwhile, youll never guess what they found on Hunter Biden's gun.
Please visit our great sponsors:
Black Rifle Coffee
https://blackriflecoffee.com/dana
Join the Coffee Club today and get 30% off your first month’s subscription.
Express VPN
https://expressvpn.com/dana
Go incognito and protect your privacy with 3 extra months FREE.
Hilldale College
https://danaforhillsdale.com
Visit today to hear a Constitution Minute and reserve your free pocket copy of the Constitution.
KelTec
https://KelTecWeapons.com
Sign up for the KelTec Insider and be the first to know the latest KelTec news.
Patriot Mobile
https://patriotmobile.com/danaGet free activation with code Dana.
Wise Food Storage
https://preparewithdana.com
Save $50 on your 4-Week Survival Food Kit plus free shipping when you order today!
Please visit our great sponsors:
Black Rifle Coffee
https://blackriflecoffee.com/dana
Join the Coffee Club today and get 30% off your first month’s subscription.
Express VPN
https://expressvpn.com/dana
Go incognito and protect your privacy with 3 extra months FREE.
Hilldale College
https://danaforhillsdale.com
Visit today to hear a Constitution Minute and reserve your free pocket copy of the Constitution.
KelTec
https://KelTecWeapons.com
Sign up for the KelTec Insider and be the first to know the latest KelTec news.
Patriot Mobile
https://patriotmobile.com/danaGet free activation with code Dana.
Wise Food Storage
https://preparewithdana.com
Save $50 on your 4-Week Survival Food Kit plus free shipping when you order today!
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. Florida Man Hulk Hogan literally
rescued a teenage girl trapped in anoverturned vehicle after a crash in Florida.
(00:22):
He said on x that he useda ballpoint pin to puncture the car's airbag
and free the girl. After witnessingthe accident Sunday night in Tampa, his
new wife took to Facebook praised hisquick action. He's seventy years old man
and his uh yeah, he sawit and he said that everybody's fine.
(00:44):
And amen, Oh my gosh,that's impressive. Brother, that's impressive.
Brother. Reminded me they they hada they you know how the signs will
find Like they found like a skullof like some cro magnet dude in the
ice and they put skin on it. And what it would look like in
a sweary It looked just like hulCoogan. It's like, what's up brother
(01:07):
from the Paleolithic era? All right? So, uh, oh my gosh.
Moving on here a let's see FloridaMan was caught stashing. This is
a very interesting thing. NFL cardsand deviled eggs and a stolen backpack.
He looks like he comes from NapoleonDynamite. This guy, a Florida man,
(01:30):
was arrested after he stashed NFL cardsand deviled eggs into a backpack he
stole from Walmart and then he leftwith that pain forty one year old.
This guy's forty one. Yeah,exactly, I'm sorry. This is the
oldest forty one year old I've everseen in my life. Guys, he
looks legit like he's sixty. Sothey found, oh, they found five
(01:57):
boxes of the NFL cards in additionto the double eggs, some chicken salad,
some banana pudding. Found that too. He exited through the garden center
without paying or attempting to pay,and he was confronted by law enforcement and
then, of course guess what theyfoundrug stuff on him. Meth So he's
in Summer County detention center. Hewas really except to posting four thousand dollars
(02:17):
bonds, so he could have technicallypaid. Probably unless he used the bondsman,
he probably could have paid. It'sjust why those things. I just
don't understand this. I'm trying tothink here. Oh no, I so
cannot have this headline. Nope,hm hm. A Florida man leaves truck
(02:39):
and gear steps out and gets runover by it. He literally and it's
sad because he killed him. Hegot ran over and killed by his literal
own truck. Palm Beach County Sheriff'sOffice was called to a home in Lakeworth.
A sixty four year old was runover by his own Chevrolet Silverado and
he did not make it from dueto the injuries. He was using.
(03:00):
He put the truck in park.He was digging up a stump and he
was standing on the driver's side andit began to roll and he was knocked
to the ground and run over.That's just be gosh, be careful.
I always get weird about that.I was a little OCD kicks in and
I have to double on triple checkthat things are in park if i'm you
know, uh, let's see herethis. A Florida man outlaw was arrested
(03:23):
for shooting a man in the facewith a BB gun at McDonald's. Oh
for the love so Hillsborough County,Florida, Florida man was a non fatal
shooting. It was Monday, ata Brandon McDonald's Monty Outlaw. His name
is Monty Outlaw. His literally it'smister and missus Outlaw son twenty five.
(03:46):
His name is Monty Outlaw. Idon't care about anything else in the story.
Pretty destined from birth. Let's see, his last name is Outlaw.
What do you think he's going tobe in life? Maya Monty Outlaw,
that is his name. Golly anyway, he popped a dude in the face
of the baby gun and they hadan argument. He reached into his waistband
(04:11):
and pulled out a little baby gunand that's so dumb, and he was.
He's been arrested more than three timesin six months, charged with aggravated
assault with the deadly weapon grant thatthird degree battery or second subsequent offense,
and so now he's in jail.He's in the Falkenberg Road jail. Monty
Outlaw. I just think Manty,like, maybe there's a better first name
you could have. Your last nameis Outlaw. You know your parents kind
(04:33):
of screwed you with that one.Like your first name just doesn't go with
the last, you know one.The one time when people don't get upset
of Reman's plaining is when all theseskincare companies started using dudes to try to
sell women women's skincare products and thentry to act like it was one and
the same and women should just stopcomplaining about it, because you know they
(04:54):
know what's best. Women have differentneeds from dudes, and women even have
different needs from other women depending onwhat stage they are in their lives.
Nimi Skincare understands that, and anyskincare company should. This is why they
were created and so with Nimi Skincare, first off, this is a company
that uses USA ingredients, made inthe USA ingredients. They're made in the
(05:14):
USA, no parabins, none ofthose horrible, ridiculous, harsh artificial synthetic
chemicals, and they don't test onanimals either. But they are all about
making sure that you have what youneed to have healthy skin. So they
have introduced two new routines. Theirwake up Right routine where you can give
your skin a morning boost of vitaminC and peptides, and then they have
their bedtime moisturizing routine. This isgreat, especially when it's going to be
like seven degrees here in Texas forexample, because it's ultra hydrating it's going
(05:39):
to replenish your skin, keep youmoisturized while you sleep, and it's packed
with soothing, restorative ingredients. Andyour skin will thank you for this.
And like I said, they shareyour values, but they also understand and
celebrate that women are different and womenneed different things. Mimi Skincare products are
one hundred percent guaranteed. So takethe guesswork out of your routine with Nimi
(05:59):
sk Skincare. Is it Nimi skincaredot com? That's n I am I
skincare dot com and use promo Codeinafor ten percent off. Your skin will
thank you. What's the common footprintof these events every single year that you
come here? I think it's worthit. Peasants pay for your crimes.
Oh that's a stupid question. Isis it really? Is it more stupid
(06:25):
than you traveling here to tell us? Please? Sorry, we're dub We
are dumb. Now, don't grabme. You can't grab us. It's
a free society. We have freedomof the press. Why do you think
you're more important? Your common footprintdoesn't matter. But everybody else around the
(06:46):
world suggested that nobody ever suggested thatdon't make up stupid questions that's literally what
your whole philosophy is. Though JohnCarey was so mad there. I love
that, dude. He was askinghim questions I don't know who. It's
amazing. Welcome back to the program, Dania. Last year with you.
A bottom of the second hour,this reporter was uh was questioning him on
(07:08):
uh. It wasn't that. Yeah, if you've heard of him or not,
I've seen him a lot actually overthe past couple of years. Dude.
I love how he was just likewall asking these questions like, hey,
mate, you know free society.Oh look, I almost did the
Australian accent. I struggle with thatso badly. Sorry to our Australian friends.
They're probably like, don't do it. Don't do it, Mike,
(07:28):
Look I did it again anyway.So I loved the questioning though, what's
the carbon footprint? Because it's truehe flies there on his private jet and
remember what he said previously, becausehe was asked and he tried to give
a serious answer. I think hethought it was serious and he was saying,
(07:48):
well, it was because it washim and he has to go all
over the place. And oh andthen he paced the carbon credits, which
Cain and I still just are besideourselves that we did not come. You
want to talk about a grift,that's one of the keen grifts of all
grifts. Car It's an indulgence.It's a tax on stupidity. Carbon credits
(08:09):
are tax on stupidity. It isan indulgence that the stupid and wealthy pay
that to so that they can pretendthat they are green. Oh sure,
we're gonna plant some trees down there. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna happen.
Do they ever have to like provideproof? Isn't that what the carbon
(08:31):
credit? What the hell do theydo with the carbon credits their tax money?
Yeah, but for real, thinkabout this for a minute, because
that's what he said. He's like, well, you don't I pay carbon
credits like that that you know?See, you can do it if you've
got the money to pay it.It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard
in my life. It's a tradingmechanism that allows entities to compensate for their
(08:54):
greenhouse gas emissions by supporting products thatremember, what do you get your name
written on one of the stabby thingson a windmill? One of the wind
turbines is that what it is.Is there a stabby one of the stabby
pokey things on the giant turbine thatsays John, carry on? It is
that? What it is? Mygods, I love it. So this
(09:18):
is John Carrey's tree. He plantedthis so he can fly all over the
world and lecture people about flying allover the world. So it is.
It's the dumbest thing ever. Whyare we not in this business? If
we came up with a carbon creditbusiness, what would you call it?
Indulgence is ink like I don't know, sounds like a bakery from ghost to
(09:41):
green. I don't know. It'spay upsucker ink. I don't know.
I'm gonna think about this because that'sa that's a real solid business. Yeah,
we're gonna we're gonna offset your car. Yeah, that's what we're doing.
(10:03):
And we're gonna go plant these trees. See, they wouldn't know.
You could send them a picture andthey wouldn't know. Oh look, here
I am in the backyard planting atree. But I'm actually in the Amazonian
rainforest. And you just get ussome tropical plants and throw them around,
and you know, same thing,trees. If they really cared about plants,
and stuff. They wouldn't try fora net zero as it pertains to
carbon dioxide because that's what plants crave. Well, if they wanted net zero,
(10:28):
he needs to stop breathing. Yes, no more breathing for you got
to get to net zero. Startwith you like he should be the example.
Be the example that and lead bethat what you want to see in
others. Just stop breathing, dude, Just don't breathe anymore. Look at
that. You're doing your part.You don't need to fake plant trees in
the rainforest somewhere. Is that wherethey do it? I don't know where
(10:52):
do they do it? Yes,sound stupid, but sure, yeah that's
the way. I'll just stop breathing, dude. That's it, And all
your family have them not breathe.I mean, you could to save the
carbon dioxide, right, maybe theycould tax the volcanoes. Sorry, mister
(11:13):
Vesuvius, but that's a bad no. No, you know, I'm just
thinking out loud here, right,I don't know it could be, but
that I love that he was askedthat that's such a joke. All these
it's I really wish. I mean, it's what is it? The temperature?
(11:33):
Is it it's starting to warm up. We're at a toasty thirty six
degrees right now in Texas's ridiculous,finally above freezing. I mean, I've
gone through almost all my turtle necksbecause I'm freezing to death. I mean,
I can't, you know, Ican't wear a scarf on air.
I'll look like Glenn Beck. Ihave like I gotta. I'm just wearing
turtlenecks, trying to do everything Ican and just not huh. I'm running
(11:56):
out, guys, gotta do laundry. I'm seeing all this video coming out
from the w e F stuff too. By the way, can I just
ask a question totally unrelated to whatwe're talking about. Is that a freak
show? What the world Economic form? Yeah? Is it just like,
hey, let's get all the freakstogether and do freak stuff. It's kind
of like that. I think Iknow what video you're referring to. Well,
(12:18):
the only same one that I sawso far is the dude who is
the isn't he like the uh uhMalai Javier Malai. He's like uh yeah,
yeah, yeah, like one ofthe he's got the craziest here,
but he's the sanest and He's basicallysaying, you guys are clowns. And
then, uh, then I sawwhat is the what in the Harry Potter?
(12:39):
Hell is this video? So holdup? Hold up, hold right,
this is the stuff that happens.Hold up? So this is put
this put the I don't even knowwhat I'm looking at. Can we put
it up on the thing? Itis? I don't know what it is.
(13:05):
It's a video of I don't know, a hippie and a hat with
a I thought there was a facemask. It's not a face mask.
No, it's paint, face paint. I'm going to play this off my
computer then, so it looks asthough it's actually no one's got it.
(13:26):
But it looks like like Native American? Isn't it a little bit? To
me? It looks like Native American. I'm waiting for them to And who's
the lady in the black robes?Oh, I don't even know about that.
I just associate that with evil.But nah, look something, she's
cursing them. Y, she's cursingthem. Let's hope it's like she's on
(13:54):
a stage with all these suits.Please tell me you're cursing, then blow
the curse to the people. Thepeople bow to them, Blow them the
curse. Blow the curse at him. Boom. They're sitting to your they're
sitting your left. Get them,get them, curse them. Curse you
(14:15):
gonna curse, Curse you. Lookshe's blowing right at him. Curse you.
Come to this, lady, Comehere, lady, I'm gonna curse
you. Oh she's got like astatue of Liberty headdress on his. Curse
you, I mean, you're socursed. Curse you too. She's grabbing
people's heads and spitting on their heads. The hell is that? What is
(14:37):
this? What is what did Ido? What did we just watch?
This is the World Economic Forum?This is the world of eccentric freaks.
That's what this thing is like.I I I don't know what is the
what? I don't know what Ijust watched? Do you get to Is
(14:58):
it an exorcism? Is it?Like? What is it? Why is
she spitting on people? I don'tknow. It looked like she was maybe
what does that have to do witheconomics? No, that was a curse,
dude? Was it a curse?I don't know. I'm just assuming
it was. I don't know.And who was the little the lady in
the black robe that was standing byher. This is the World Economic Form?
The hell are they doing there?I'm telling you what this is.
(15:18):
That's weird. And they wonder whypeople make fun of them. They make
it too easy. You freaks atthe WEF make it too easy for us
to make fun of you. We'rethe normies, you're the freaks. I
actually it's probably the only time innormy's used in a non pejorative manner.
Are they possessed? Now? Afterthat? You know who I just realized
it probably is. It's probably ElizabethWarren. And then they all got a
(15:43):
free book, a free copy ofpalou Chow for attending. That's like the
door prize for going to we F. As we get moving, our partners,
they make free radio possible for you. It's our friends over at Celtech,
the PMR thirty, the PMR thirty. This is such a great guy,
and kel Tech is a great companyFlorida based, the PMR thirty.
I have several that I really reallylike, but the PMR thirty is like
(16:07):
one of my one of my favorites. It's great for personal home defense,
but I mean I really like itrecreationally. It's lightweight, accurate thirty rounds,
standard capacity twenty two magnum. It'sperfect for hiking, backpacking, really
all day range planking. I mean, I think it's really good for that
and standard capacity again, thirty roundhivevis fiber object front and rear sites.
You got really great target acquisition.I like to use this to get people
(16:30):
comfortable with shooting handguns. Integrated accessoryrail you can amount a light. I
mean it's just awesome. And ifyou want the carbine, the CMR thirty
is the is the carbine version that'sthe big brother of the PMR thirty,
except the same ag had that ballisticadvantage. Learn more about the PMR thirty.
This is one of my favorites.I mean there's literally no recoil with
it. I think I have,you know, more resistance when I cut
into cold butter. Learn more aboutit at PMR thirty at kel Tech weapons
(16:53):
dot com. Follow them on socialmedia as well. That's Kate e l
t e C Weapons dot Com.Tell them Danas and now all of the
news you would probably miss. It'stime for Dana's quick five. We're sitting
here running my mouth when we're onbreak and I'm like classic Dana, I
just wonderful. All right. Sothis, uh Texans, you know what,
(17:18):
this is not gonna happen. Iwill or put a hand over in
my mouth. Texans were asked notto use their washing machines as the weather
tests the grid. I've I'm goingto use my washing machine and you can
literally try and test the rules ofcastle doctrine. To come and stop me,
because somebody in Texas said, Ididn't hear it. I see you.
(17:41):
No one told me not to useit. Literally nobody. It's rkat
nineties. They think, Guy,the grind, you know why? Because
there's They're like, we're gonna relyon the wind, except that this is
the less windy time of the year. The KOT people, they're like,
can you conserve energy ahead of tight? Shut off? Up, No,
shut up, this is twenty twentyfour. You're wanting to take us back
(18:03):
to the dark ages. Let's usethe crappier light bulbs and let's take the
phosphates out of your dishwashing machines.Like what's next? You're like, what
do you? Yeah? And asKane says, your driver takes more electricity
to run than your washing machine.I feel like I want to run all
my appliances. Now, yeah,come test that castle doctrine theory. Come
on, try me, come andtake it. No, oh my gosh,
(18:26):
I'm coming back to this because there'sI'm so mad. Let's see the
zoo. Texaszoo welcomes its first lionsince twenty fifty. Better conserve energy,
turn the lights off on the babylion. There's a I don't know,
there's a baby lion. That's great. Yay. By the way, you
know, we have still had thatowl. I don't have the heart to
(18:47):
evict it. It's too cold.It hasn't really torn it up. There's
not really a mess up there.It's been like very I need to come
back to this owl because we gotheadlines. But yeah, more than half
of the United States is twenty fivecities are predicted to become ghost towns by
twenty one hundred. That sounds amazing. I want to go there. I
actually now want to go to thecity because no one's there. I love
(19:10):
being not by other people so great. Just I mean, I like you
guys, but it's everybody helse wedon't like. And it's all dem run
cities too. It's kye notes.They're all Democrat run cities. I wonder
why, gee did you see Bythe way, have you guys seen pictures
taken by tourists of San Francisco latelytalk about a ghost town. All the
storefronts are closed and boarded up.I know, watch that poop map.
(19:30):
Drinking diet coke is better than sugarate fruit juice for kids' weight lines,
according to a large review of dozensof studies. Well, I don't like
fruit juice at all unless it's inprosecco, so I'm totally fine with that.
I like diet coke. I don'tcare if it can like dissolve batteries.
I like it. The Navy isgoing to I do and I love
GMOs and preservatives. I love it. The Navy's going to name a new
(19:55):
destroyer after this is amazing after aWorld War II hero, the Human Tug.
Well, this guy is such ahero, Charles Jackson, French.
He wrapped a rope around his waistand save fifteen shipmates, towing them to
shorts. Amazing story, so welldeserved. Stick with us. This is
amazing to me. I tweeted aboutthis yesterday and I short circuited from all
the jokes that immediately popped into myhead. You know, like when you
(20:18):
see something and you just can't makeenough jokes about it. It's just too
over the top. And such wasthis particular example. So the pull this
up here, this is wild.The gun. Okay, do you remember
the gun that was thrown into thetrash can? Hunter Biden's gun that he
(20:41):
purchased illegally and he threw it inthe trash can well, and then they
had to have Secret Service recover it, right, And that's the gun that's
involved in the when they were goingto charge him with lying on his forty
four to seventy three, which isa felony. So I was looking at
(21:02):
this, this is so wild.In a new court filing, the DOJ
says that they pulled Hunter Biden's gunfrom evidence in twenty three and there was
a white substance on the leather gunpouch. The FBI chemist determined that it
was Broo brom cocaine. So theyliterally found drugs on the pouch where the
(21:26):
defendant had kept his gun. That'swhat they said in the filing Biden's blowboy,
So that's it's true. There's literalactual cocaine on his gun. Was
it his cocaine now still? Imean, he just leaves cocaine everywhere he
(21:49):
goes, apparently. You know howthat one witch on Warner Brothers, the
old Ian Freeling drawings when he'd dothe witch and she click her bills.
Yeah, she kicked her heels andhairpins and fall out. That's like him
with coke. Like cocaine just likefalls out everywhere, follows him everywhere.
It's just wild. It's true,it does. Yeah. They literally found
(22:11):
it on his brown leather gun pouch. Literally found drugs on the pouch where
he kept his gun, actual cocaineon his his his old strah My,
gosh, this is the dumbest thingever. Two tiers of justice, y'all.
Two tiers of justice. I meanyou I it's just in asinine because
(22:34):
this is the family that endlessly promotesvarious drug and gun laws, right,
And I just think if you're goingto push certain laws, then you better
abide by them, and that includesassuming the penalty when you don't. But
he had lied, and there's furtherI mean, the evidence gets crazier and
(22:56):
crazier. Well, you know hedidn't really lie. Okay, you lied,
but uh Okay, yeah, Imean he was on cocaine. Yeah,
I mean he literally had cocaine allover the gun. What are they
gonna do? But are they gonnaopen go into evidence one day and you
know, they say they got tooh well, we got to write something
down about this piece of evidence onsome paperwork for the case. And as
(23:18):
they walk into the evidence room andthey turn on the light, are they
going to see Hunter Biden there leaningover snorting cocaine off of the pouch that
the gun was in, some leftovercocaine snort. I mean, how crazy
is this gonna get? Is?You know? What is that why he
like bust up into the Capitol.Maybe he was, you know, trying
(23:40):
to make his way to get tohis gun. Although I think it's in
phil it's in uh? Is itin Delaware? Are they keeping in Delaware
or is it in DC? Imean he could have been like, I'll
just say that I'm here for thestunt, Kyle Lee, just the craziest.
Thanks for tuning into the day's editionof Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast.
If you have already, make sureto hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts,
(24:03):
Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts,
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. Florida Man Hulk Hogan literally
rescued a teenage girl trapped in anoverturned vehicle after a crash in Florida.
(00:22):
He said on x that he useda ballpoint pin to puncture the car's airbag
and free the girl. After witnessingthe accident Sunday night in Tampa, his
new wife took to Facebook praised hisquick action. He's seventy years old man
and his uh yeah, he sawit and he said that everybody's fine.
(00:44):
And amen, Oh my gosh,that's impressive. Brother, that's impressive.
Brother. Reminded me they they hada they you know how the signs will
find Like they found like a skullof like some cro magnet dude in the
ice and they put skin on it. And what it would look like in
a sweary It looked just like hulCoogan. It's like, what's up brother
(01:07):
from the Paleolithic era? All right? So, uh, oh my gosh.
Moving on here a let's see FloridaMan was caught stashing. This is
a very interesting thing. NFL cardsand deviled eggs and a stolen backpack.
He looks like he comes from NapoleonDynamite. This guy, a Florida man,
(01:30):
was arrested after he stashed NFL cardsand deviled eggs into a backpack he
stole from Walmart and then he leftwith that pain forty one year old.
This guy's forty one. Yeah,exactly, I'm sorry. This is the
oldest forty one year old I've everseen in my life. Guys, he
looks legit like he's sixty. Sothey found, oh, they found five
(01:57):
boxes of the NFL cards in additionto the double eggs, some chicken salad,
some banana pudding. Found that too. He exited through the garden center
without paying or attempting to pay,and he was confronted by law enforcement and
then, of course guess what theyfoundrug stuff on him. Meth So he's
in Summer County detention center. Hewas really except to posting four thousand dollars
(02:17):
bonds, so he could have technicallypaid. Probably unless he used the bondsman,
he probably could have paid. It'sjust why those things. I just
don't understand this. I'm trying tothink here. Oh no, I so
cannot have this headline. Nope,hm hm. A Florida man leaves truck
(02:39):
and gear steps out and gets runover by it. He literally and it's
sad because he killed him. Hegot ran over and killed by his literal
own truck. Palm Beach County Sheriff'sOffice was called to a home in Lakeworth.
A sixty four year old was runover by his own Chevrolet Silverado and
he did not make it from dueto the injuries. He was using.
(03:00):
He put the truck in park.He was digging up a stump and he
was standing on the driver's side andit began to roll and he was knocked
to the ground and run over.That's just be gosh, be careful.
I always get weird about that.I was a little OCD kicks in and
I have to double on triple checkthat things are in park if i'm you
know, uh, let's see herethis. A Florida man outlaw was arrested
(03:23):
for shooting a man in the facewith a BB gun at McDonald's. Oh
for the love so Hillsborough County,Florida, Florida man was a non fatal
shooting. It was Monday, ata Brandon McDonald's Monty Outlaw. His name
is Monty Outlaw. His literally it'smister and missus Outlaw son twenty five.
(03:46):
His name is Monty Outlaw. Idon't care about anything else in the story.
Pretty destined from birth. Let's see, his last name is Outlaw.
What do you think he's going tobe in life? Maya Monty Outlaw,
that is his name. Golly anyway, he popped a dude in the face
of the baby gun and they hadan argument. He reached into his waistband
(04:11):
and pulled out a little baby gunand that's so dumb, and he was.
He's been arrested more than three timesin six months, charged with aggravated
assault with the deadly weapon grant thatthird degree battery or second subsequent offense,
and so now he's in jail.He's in the Falkenberg Road jail. Monty
Outlaw. I just think Manty,like, maybe there's a better first name
you could have. Your last nameis Outlaw. You know your parents kind
(04:33):
of screwed you with that one.Like your first name just doesn't go with
the last, you know one.The one time when people don't get upset
of Reman's plaining is when all theseskincare companies started using dudes to try to
sell women women's skincare products and thentry to act like it was one and
the same and women should just stopcomplaining about it, because you know they
(04:54):
know what's best. Women have differentneeds from dudes, and women even have
different needs from other women depending onwhat stage they are in their lives.
Nimi Skincare understands that, and anyskincare company should. This is why they
were created and so with Nimi Skincare, first off, this is a company
that uses USA ingredients, made inthe USA ingredients. They're made in the
(05:14):
USA, no parabins, none ofthose horrible, ridiculous, harsh artificial synthetic
chemicals, and they don't test onanimals either. But they are all about
making sure that you have what youneed to have healthy skin. So they
have introduced two new routines. Theirwake up Right routine where you can give
your skin a morning boost of vitaminC and peptides, and then they have
their bedtime moisturizing routine. This isgreat, especially when it's going to be
like seven degrees here in Texas forexample, because it's ultra hydrating it's going
(05:39):
to replenish your skin, keep youmoisturized while you sleep, and it's packed
with soothing, restorative ingredients. Andyour skin will thank you for this.
And like I said, they shareyour values, but they also understand and
celebrate that women are different and womenneed different things. Mimi Skincare products are
one hundred percent guaranteed. So takethe guesswork out of your routine with Nimi
(05:59):
sk Skincare. Is it Nimi skincaredot com? That's n I am I
skincare dot com and use promo Codeinafor ten percent off. Your skin will
thank you. What's the common footprintof these events every single year that you
come here? I think it's worthit. Peasants pay for your crimes.
Oh that's a stupid question. Isis it really? Is it more stupid
(06:25):
than you traveling here to tell us? Please? Sorry, we're dub We
are dumb. Now, don't grabme. You can't grab us. It's
a free society. We have freedomof the press. Why do you think
you're more important? Your common footprintdoesn't matter. But everybody else around the
(06:46):
world suggested that nobody ever suggested thatdon't make up stupid questions that's literally what
your whole philosophy is. Though JohnCarey was so mad there. I love
that, dude. He was askinghim questions I don't know who. It's
amazing. Welcome back to the program, Dania. Last year with you.
A bottom of the second hour,this reporter was uh was questioning him on
(07:08):
uh. It wasn't that. Yeah, if you've heard of him or not,
I've seen him a lot actually overthe past couple of years. Dude.
I love how he was just likewall asking these questions like, hey,
mate, you know free society.Oh look, I almost did the
Australian accent. I struggle with thatso badly. Sorry to our Australian friends.
They're probably like, don't do it. Don't do it, Mike,
(07:28):
Look I did it again anyway.So I loved the questioning though, what's
the carbon footprint? Because it's truehe flies there on his private jet and
remember what he said previously, becausehe was asked and he tried to give
a serious answer. I think hethought it was serious and he was saying,
(07:48):
well, it was because it washim and he has to go all
over the place. And oh andthen he paced the carbon credits, which
Cain and I still just are besideourselves that we did not come. You
want to talk about a grift,that's one of the keen grifts of all
grifts. Car It's an indulgence.It's a tax on stupidity. Carbon credits
(08:09):
are tax on stupidity. It isan indulgence that the stupid and wealthy pay
that to so that they can pretendthat they are green. Oh sure,
we're gonna plant some trees down there. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna happen.
Do they ever have to like provideproof? Isn't that what the carbon
(08:31):
credit? What the hell do theydo with the carbon credits their tax money?
Yeah, but for real, thinkabout this for a minute, because
that's what he said. He's like, well, you don't I pay carbon
credits like that that you know?See, you can do it if you've
got the money to pay it.It is the stupidest thing I've ever heard
in my life. It's a tradingmechanism that allows entities to compensate for their
(08:54):
greenhouse gas emissions by supporting products thatremember, what do you get your name
written on one of the stabby thingson a windmill? One of the wind
turbines is that what it is.Is there a stabby one of the stabby
pokey things on the giant turbine thatsays John, carry on? It is
that? What it is? Mygods, I love it. So this
(09:18):
is John Carrey's tree. He plantedthis so he can fly all over the
world and lecture people about flying allover the world. So it is.
It's the dumbest thing ever. Whyare we not in this business? If
we came up with a carbon creditbusiness, what would you call it?
Indulgence is ink like I don't know, sounds like a bakery from ghost to
(09:41):
green. I don't know. It'spay upsucker ink. I don't know.
I'm gonna think about this because that'sa that's a real solid business. Yeah,
we're gonna we're gonna offset your car. Yeah, that's what we're doing.
(10:03):
And we're gonna go plant these trees. See, they wouldn't know.
You could send them a picture andthey wouldn't know. Oh look, here
I am in the backyard planting atree. But I'm actually in the Amazonian
rainforest. And you just get ussome tropical plants and throw them around,
and you know, same thing,trees. If they really cared about plants,
and stuff. They wouldn't try fora net zero as it pertains to
carbon dioxide because that's what plants crave. Well, if they wanted net zero,
(10:28):
he needs to stop breathing. Yes, no more breathing for you got
to get to net zero. Startwith you like he should be the example.
Be the example that and lead bethat what you want to see in
others. Just stop breathing, dude, Just don't breathe anymore. Look at
that. You're doing your part.You don't need to fake plant trees in
the rainforest somewhere. Is that wherethey do it? I don't know where
(10:52):
do they do it? Yes,sound stupid, but sure, yeah that's
the way. I'll just stop breathing, dude. That's it, And all
your family have them not breathe.I mean, you could to save the
carbon dioxide, right, maybe theycould tax the volcanoes. Sorry, mister
(11:13):
Vesuvius, but that's a bad no. No, you know, I'm just
thinking out loud here, right,I don't know it could be, but
that I love that he was askedthat that's such a joke. All these
it's I really wish. I mean, it's what is it? The temperature?
(11:33):
Is it it's starting to warm up. We're at a toasty thirty six
degrees right now in Texas's ridiculous,finally above freezing. I mean, I've
gone through almost all my turtle necksbecause I'm freezing to death. I mean,
I can't, you know, Ican't wear a scarf on air.
I'll look like Glenn Beck. Ihave like I gotta. I'm just wearing
turtlenecks, trying to do everything Ican and just not huh. I'm running
(11:56):
out, guys, gotta do laundry. I'm seeing all this video coming out
from the w e F stuff too. By the way, can I just
ask a question totally unrelated to whatwe're talking about. Is that a freak
show? What the world Economic form? Yeah? Is it just like,
hey, let's get all the freakstogether and do freak stuff. It's kind
of like that. I think Iknow what video you're referring to. Well,
(12:18):
the only same one that I sawso far is the dude who is
the isn't he like the uh uhMalai Javier Malai. He's like uh yeah,
yeah, yeah, like one ofthe he's got the craziest here,
but he's the sanest and He's basicallysaying, you guys are clowns. And
then, uh, then I sawwhat is the what in the Harry Potter?
(12:39):
Hell is this video? So holdup? Hold up, hold right,
this is the stuff that happens.Hold up? So this is put
this put the I don't even knowwhat I'm looking at. Can we put
it up on the thing? Itis? I don't know what it is.
(13:05):
It's a video of I don't know, a hippie and a hat with
a I thought there was a facemask. It's not a face mask.
No, it's paint, face paint. I'm going to play this off my
computer then, so it looks asthough it's actually no one's got it.
(13:26):
But it looks like like Native American? Isn't it a little bit? To
me? It looks like Native American. I'm waiting for them to And who's
the lady in the black robes?Oh, I don't even know about that.
I just associate that with evil.But nah, look something, she's
cursing them. Y, she's cursingthem. Let's hope it's like she's on
(13:54):
a stage with all these suits.Please tell me you're cursing, then blow
the curse to the people. Thepeople bow to them, Blow them the
curse. Blow the curse at him. Boom. They're sitting to your they're
sitting your left. Get them,get them, curse them. Curse you
(14:15):
gonna curse, Curse you. Lookshe's blowing right at him. Curse you.
Come to this, lady, Comehere, lady, I'm gonna curse
you. Oh she's got like astatue of Liberty headdress on his. Curse
you, I mean, you're socursed. Curse you too. She's grabbing
people's heads and spitting on their heads. The hell is that? What is
(14:37):
this? What is what did Ido? What did we just watch?
This is the World Economic Forum?This is the world of eccentric freaks.
That's what this thing is like.I I I don't know what is the
what? I don't know what Ijust watched? Do you get to Is
(14:58):
it an exorcism? Is it?Like? What is it? Why is
she spitting on people? I don'tknow. It looked like she was maybe
what does that have to do witheconomics? No, that was a curse,
dude? Was it a curse?I don't know. I'm just assuming
it was. I don't know.And who was the little the lady in
the black robe that was standing byher. This is the World Economic Form?
The hell are they doing there?I'm telling you what this is.
(15:18):
That's weird. And they wonder whypeople make fun of them. They make
it too easy. You freaks atthe WEF make it too easy for us
to make fun of you. We'rethe normies, you're the freaks. I
actually it's probably the only time innormy's used in a non pejorative manner.
Are they possessed? Now? Afterthat? You know who I just realized
it probably is. It's probably ElizabethWarren. And then they all got a
(15:43):
free book, a free copy ofpalou Chow for attending. That's like the
door prize for going to we F. As we get moving, our partners,
they make free radio possible for you. It's our friends over at Celtech,
the PMR thirty, the PMR thirty. This is such a great guy,
and kel Tech is a great companyFlorida based, the PMR thirty.
I have several that I really reallylike, but the PMR thirty is like
(16:07):
one of my one of my favorites. It's great for personal home defense,
but I mean I really like itrecreationally. It's lightweight, accurate thirty rounds,
standard capacity twenty two magnum. It'sperfect for hiking, backpacking, really
all day range planking. I mean, I think it's really good for that
and standard capacity again, thirty roundhivevis fiber object front and rear sites.
You got really great target acquisition.I like to use this to get people
(16:30):
comfortable with shooting handguns. Integrated accessoryrail you can amount a light. I
mean it's just awesome. And ifyou want the carbine, the CMR thirty
is the is the carbine version that'sthe big brother of the PMR thirty,
except the same ag had that ballisticadvantage. Learn more about the PMR thirty.
This is one of my favorites.I mean there's literally no recoil with
it. I think I have,you know, more resistance when I cut
into cold butter. Learn more aboutit at PMR thirty at kel Tech weapons
(16:53):
dot com. Follow them on socialmedia as well. That's Kate e l
t e C Weapons dot Com.Tell them Danas and now all of the
news you would probably miss. It'stime for Dana's quick five. We're sitting
here running my mouth when we're onbreak and I'm like classic Dana, I
just wonderful. All right. Sothis, uh Texans, you know what,
(17:18):
this is not gonna happen. Iwill or put a hand over in
my mouth. Texans were asked notto use their washing machines as the weather
tests the grid. I've I'm goingto use my washing machine and you can
literally try and test the rules ofcastle doctrine. To come and stop me,
because somebody in Texas said, Ididn't hear it. I see you.
(17:41):
No one told me not to useit. Literally nobody. It's rkat
nineties. They think, Guy,the grind, you know why? Because
there's They're like, we're gonna relyon the wind, except that this is
the less windy time of the year. The KOT people, they're like,
can you conserve energy ahead of tight? Shut off? Up, No,
shut up, this is twenty twentyfour. You're wanting to take us back
(18:03):
to the dark ages. Let's usethe crappier light bulbs and let's take the
phosphates out of your dishwashing machines.Like what's next? You're like, what
do you? Yeah? And asKane says, your driver takes more electricity
to run than your washing machine.I feel like I want to run all
my appliances. Now, yeah,come test that castle doctrine theory. Come
on, try me, come andtake it. No, oh my gosh,
(18:26):
I'm coming back to this because there'sI'm so mad. Let's see the
zoo. Texaszoo welcomes its first lionsince twenty fifty. Better conserve energy,
turn the lights off on the babylion. There's a I don't know,
there's a baby lion. That's great. Yay. By the way, you
know, we have still had thatowl. I don't have the heart to
(18:47):
evict it. It's too cold.It hasn't really torn it up. There's
not really a mess up there.It's been like very I need to come
back to this owl because we gotheadlines. But yeah, more than half
of the United States is twenty fivecities are predicted to become ghost towns by
twenty one hundred. That sounds amazing. I want to go there. I
actually now want to go to thecity because no one's there. I love
(19:10):
being not by other people so great. Just I mean, I like you
guys, but it's everybody helse wedon't like. And it's all dem run
cities too. It's kye notes.They're all Democrat run cities. I wonder
why, gee did you see Bythe way, have you guys seen pictures
taken by tourists of San Francisco latelytalk about a ghost town. All the
storefronts are closed and boarded up.I know, watch that poop map.
(19:30):
Drinking diet coke is better than sugarate fruit juice for kids' weight lines,
according to a large review of dozensof studies. Well, I don't like
fruit juice at all unless it's inprosecco, so I'm totally fine with that.
I like diet coke. I don'tcare if it can like dissolve batteries.
I like it. The Navy isgoing to I do and I love
GMOs and preservatives. I love it. The Navy's going to name a new
(19:55):
destroyer after this is amazing after aWorld War II hero, the Human Tug.
Well, this guy is such ahero, Charles Jackson, French.
He wrapped a rope around his waistand save fifteen shipmates, towing them to
shorts. Amazing story, so welldeserved. Stick with us. This is
amazing to me. I tweeted aboutthis yesterday and I short circuited from all
the jokes that immediately popped into myhead. You know, like when you
(20:18):
see something and you just can't makeenough jokes about it. It's just too
over the top. And such wasthis particular example. So the pull this
up here, this is wild.The gun. Okay, do you remember
the gun that was thrown into thetrash can? Hunter Biden's gun that he
(20:41):
purchased illegally and he threw it inthe trash can well, and then they
had to have Secret Service recover it, right, And that's the gun that's
involved in the when they were goingto charge him with lying on his forty
four to seventy three, which isa felony. So I was looking at
(21:02):
this, this is so wild.In a new court filing, the DOJ
says that they pulled Hunter Biden's gunfrom evidence in twenty three and there was
a white substance on the leather gunpouch. The FBI chemist determined that it
was Broo brom cocaine. So theyliterally found drugs on the pouch where the
(21:26):
defendant had kept his gun. That'swhat they said in the filing Biden's blowboy,
So that's it's true. There's literalactual cocaine on his gun. Was
it his cocaine now still? Imean, he just leaves cocaine everywhere he
(21:49):
goes, apparently. You know howthat one witch on Warner Brothers, the
old Ian Freeling drawings when he'd dothe witch and she click her bills.
Yeah, she kicked her heels andhairpins and fall out. That's like him
with coke. Like cocaine just likefalls out everywhere, follows him everywhere.
It's just wild. It's true,it does. Yeah. They literally found
(22:11):
it on his brown leather gun pouch. Literally found drugs on the pouch where
he kept his gun, actual cocaineon his his his old strah My,
gosh, this is the dumbest thingever. Two tiers of justice, y'all.
Two tiers of justice. I meanyou I it's just in asinine because
(22:34):
this is the family that endlessly promotesvarious drug and gun laws, right,
And I just think if you're goingto push certain laws, then you better
abide by them, and that includesassuming the penalty when you don't. But
he had lied, and there's furtherI mean, the evidence gets crazier and
(22:56):
crazier. Well, you know hedidn't really lie. Okay, you lied,
but uh Okay, yeah, Imean he was on cocaine. Yeah,
I mean he literally had cocaine allover the gun. What are they
gonna do? But are they gonnaopen go into evidence one day and you
know, they say they got tooh well, we got to write something
down about this piece of evidence onsome paperwork for the case. And as
(23:18):
they walk into the evidence room andthey turn on the light, are they
going to see Hunter Biden there leaningover snorting cocaine off of the pouch that
the gun was in, some leftovercocaine snort. I mean, how crazy
is this gonna get? Is?You know? What is that why he
like bust up into the Capitol.Maybe he was, you know, trying
(23:40):
to make his way to get tohis gun. Although I think it's in
phil it's in uh? Is itin Delaware? Are they keeping in Delaware
or is it in DC? Imean he could have been like, I'll
just say that I'm here for thestunt, Kyle Lee, just the craziest.
Thanks for tuning into the day's editionof Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast.
If you have already, make sureto hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts,
(24:03):
Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts,
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com