January 22, 2024 • 26 mins
Joy Reid and Moms For Liberty go at it over book bans. Meanwhile, Nikki Haley complains she experienced racism for not being black or white.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. Okay, So this is
again Florida listener Amber. It's fromChannel eight News WFLA. This one,
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for it by a deputy for aminor traffic infraction near Watkins Road around six
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drugs in the vehicle. Deputy searchedthe vehicle. They found a baggy underneath
the driver's seat holding fourteen grams ofmeth as well as a bag with two
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hands his license covered in meth abasic traffic stop and he gets, I
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don't even know. Let's see.A Florida woman gets two DUIs in two
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she's uh yeah, the da housestead. Kimberly in Wells fifty one was
arrested on the first UI charge.She had a gray Hyundai. She Hyundai?
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arrived. She tried to pull outof her parking space. The deputy said
she was so intoxicated that she couldeven perform her sobriety test, and she
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was arrested, released on five hundreddollars bail. A week later, the
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She tried to perform her sobriety testreally couldn't. She got charged with
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DUI. She's in She's being heldin Panel's County jail at fifteen thousand dollars
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is the main character? What's thename of the main character in All Boys
in Art Blue? You're asking meright now. You just gained me very
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specific information about this book, Soyou're presenting yourself as somebody experts. Who's
the main character? The main characteris the author? What's his name?
George? I believe this is firstbecause you're giving me very specific information.
That is, you're asking me rememberthe name of an author? You remember
Joy here's talking about I'm gonna I'mgoing to answer Great. I would love
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to hear that. Absolutely. I'minterviewing you and you're not interviewing me.
So let's just make sure it's aconversation. Okay. So what I'm saying
to you is that as you arenot an expert in this book, great
for poem, I mean, isa full context. She's not wrong?
So Joy, what's her face?Joid Read. That's one of the dumbest
exchanges that I've ever seen. Sojoid Read's talking to uh, what's her
(05:35):
name, Justice, Uh, thelady who founded Moms for Liberty, And
she's like, well, because you'renot an expert in this book, wait
a minute, it features like afallus and you're you're it's in public school
and junior high kids can read thisstuff. What why do you have to
be an expert to be to belike, I really don't think that my
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I don't know, seventh grader shouldbe able to read a book about well,
I mean, can I even saythat word on air? Hey,
Kane Caine, can I say?Can I say that word? It's part
of the news story. But wehave some I mean, I'll get every
now and then I get complaints fromsome people who are like, I can't
believe she said that word, andI and I and it's literally a part
of a news story. Feet,I think, well, the fake the
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fallus in the book fall thank you? Yeah good, it's it's words.
Come on, Welcome back to theshow, Dane lash here stop at this
top of this third hour. Youcan listen Coast to Coast. You can
watch the video component of the radioshow as well. Uh, and you
can also stream it Channel three fortyseven, direct TV, YouTube, Facebook,
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all kinds of discussion at YouTube.Yeah, it's it's a fake male
copulatory organ what she just said,the monster liberty lady said, And I'm
just trying to understand joyd Read's entirediscussion here. What is that which he
said, Well, you because you'renot an expert on the book. Wait,
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what is there Wait what's there towhat is there to be an expert
about in the book. I'm curiousbecause you shouldn't have to be an experts,
as the woman said in the interview, to just know that this is
not good, that you can't havethis. Our name's Tiffany Justice. The
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book is All Boys Aren't Blue.It's banned in twenty nine school It's not
even banned. That's the other thingthat's not even accurate when I see reports
that say it's banned. They didn'tban it. They didn't do what the
left did to Huckleberry Finn. Theydidn't do what the left did to doctor
Seuss. The left said they arenever allowed in the schools. Again,
the parents simply said, hey,we don't really think it's appropriate for our
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junior high kids or any kids inpublic school to be able to just go
up and check out a book aboutstrap onns. How is that academic?
I mean, how is how inthe world is that academic? If you're
going to brothel Academy. Maybe,but I really don't think that that's what
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That's not what public schools are.I mean, that's and so she was
talking too. Joid Reid was talkingto Tiffany Justice on this and she's She's
like, she was, and Idon't understand the simple Jack hairs Can I
just pause? Can you please pullup a screenshot of simple Jack from Tropic
Thunder and then Joy Reid's haircut?What in the simple Jack hades is she
(08:37):
doing to her head? Because thatis a simple Jack haircut. She's appropriating
Simple Jack's hair, especially look atthat side. Look at that. I
mean, I'm just saying it's trueand I'm not wrong. And that's probably
one of the most astute and accurateobservations I've ever made about appearance. But
it is. But she's talking,yeah, you'll throw that up. She's
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talking to Tiffany Justice, and shewas like, well, you're not an
expert on the book. So howare you She's like, how do why
do I have to be an experton this book? What does that even
mean? Anyway? An expert onwhat kids school kids should not be reading
about Strapon's in a public school librarypaid for by taxpayers as a form of
academics. That's all there is toit. I mean, I can't even
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read this. I cannot even readthis book on air. And I think
one of the worst things that's everbeen committed to audio was Senator John Kennedy
reading it on air during a SenateJudiciary Committee hearing because it was awful,
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I mean, and he was readingit with his yeah, put up the
simple Jack hair because that's joy Readshaircut. So she's questioning this this,
Oh my gosh, it's the samehair It is literally the same haircut.
I am so distracted by this.I can't even se day on topic.
This is the same haircut. It'sthat simple Jack hair. So she's doing
(10:07):
this interview and she's, you know, they're talking about that. It's again,
it's not banned. The parents simplysaid, we cannot, uh,
we can't have kids reading this inschools. We can't. It's just this
is not academic, it's not anything. Enjoy Read's like, but you're not
an expert in it? What shouldshe be an expert in? Yeah,
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she's like, it's well, andJustice Knews She's like, look, it's
you're they're they're talking about this fromthe perspective of the author. It's first
person. It's from the perspective ofthe author, and that's what you know.
That's that's what they're uh, they'rereading it. But for Reads,
I I just I just it's justit's insane. This is insane. And
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then Read was saying that well,because Justice during the interview had also brought
up that the book is from theperspective of the author when the author was
thirteen years old, and apparently theauthor was raped and had to deal with
a lot of sexual abuse. Andthen the joy Read was like asking her.
This was after the comment where shewas saying, well, you know,
(11:15):
you're not an expert in the book. She was like, well,
what proof do you have that?Our child was right? Oh my gosh,
what is are you an expert onthis book? You're having a Q
and eight about it and apparently youdon't even know what the content is.
But you don't have to be.That's a way for the left to just
try to shut what is that totry to shut you up? You don't
need to be an expert in sociology, psychology, or anything else to know
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that common sense. A book likethat that's talking about the stuff that I
would actually be fined. I wouldbe fined for reading this on air any
passage of it, and I wouldbe why is that then in public schools
for a junior high kids story forkids story period? Why million dollar question?
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of the news you would probably miss, it's time for data's quick five.
This is say. We got acouple of stories. This's horrible, I'm
not gonna do that one. Thatone's bad. This Democrat way. American
suffering at a rate rarely reached.Via Newsweek, The story is that the
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We've only reached out level since eight. They said that both levels exceed
twenty three and twenty two exceed thelevels of suffering measured during the Great Recession.
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According to Gallop, so some people, though, they say that they're
thriving fifty two percent twenty three,beating only the Great Recession era between O
eight oh nine. So I don'tknow who those people are. Were they
let's see this. Oh this isoh shoot, I just ended up losing
this. We talked about the Bidenlun forgiveness issue. You have to forgive
(14:43):
me because my whole thing just shutdown. And then we got steveen Yates
coming up. Hang on, letme pull this up. Sorry, I
haven't a technical difficulty here. Seeit's I don't like printing anything out,
but then I hate it when it'sall digital. A killer carried a bag
with a neighbor's cut off body afterbeating him to death. This is in
the UK, you know where crimedoesn't happen because guns. That's what we're
told. This guy, William Wilkinson, he sixty five years old, killed
(15:07):
his victim before hiding the body parts. In the days that followed, he
was on CCTV walking his dog andthen police believed that he was battered with
a wooden object repeatedly the victim.The guy dismembered him and then he went
and he ended up getting tracked down. But he was walking around with literally
like a garbage bag and a shoppingbag and he was carrying this guy cut
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up all and he's caught on CCTVall walking around. It's in Blackpool in
Cumbria, in Britain. He sleptin his van, had the bag there.
I'm just saying, like, scentwise, how does that work?
I don't know. An American Airlinesplane slipped off a snowy Rochester runway shortly
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after landing fifty three passengers on theplane. None of them were injured.
American Airlines set in a statement theysaid it was pretty snowy, landed in
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We have a high school student whostayed a choking man at a raising
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Good on her. And then therewas this audio SoundBite five. This
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is an interview? What was thisas an interview? Nikki Hayley was giving
and it aired last yesterday evening andI saw, okay, first up,
I saw this clip circulating and Ihad to actually go out and make sure
this was real because I thought somebodyis clowning I legit thought somebody was clowning
around. No, take a listenif you want to know what it was
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like growing up. I was disqualifiedfrom a beauty pageant because I wasn't white
or black because they didn't know whereto put me. So look what,
I know what the hardships, thepain? Can we stop with the identity?
First off, nobody believes you.I don't believe this, literally,
nobody believes you. Yeah, wherenobody believes you? I mean, that's
(17:45):
just didn't happen. It didn't happen. That's number one. Number two,
Can we stop with the identity politics? It's always the identity politics with her.
Just because you claim you're saying thatyou're on the right doesn't mean that
it's more virtuous when you use thissame tactics that the left uses. If
you're using the same disingenuous stuff thatthey're using just because you think that you
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differ from them on some policy issues, that doesn't make it more virtuous there.
It's still crummy. Okay, stopdoing this. What is this with
her? It's always with the identitypolitics. I'm a woman, bh,
I was it brighter black bluh.I've seen pictures of her when she was
in high school and I went toschool. I had some I mean some
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of the girls that I went toschool with who are hispanic were I mean,
she's whiter than they are. Ijust the same. It just that
seemed weird. I've never when didshe wasn't born in the eighteen hundreds?
Come on, nobody believes you.That's so dumb. When did that even
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come up? Why? What inthe juicy Smollia hell is that? What?
When did that even? Why didthat even come up, no one,
Nikki Hayley. I was kicked outof a beauty pageant because I was
in White or Black. I justrealized we missed a great opportunity to play
that Michael Jackson song black or White. And then instead of coming on with
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Trump, coming with Haley. Youknow, hindsight, but I just realized,
ha ha, thinking, ah,do you believe her, Paine?
No, No, I don't believeher because I also I'm her age.
I grew up in that era.Nobody cared about color when you were They
cared less about it then than theydid not, yes, even less then.
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Even though people think the history ofthe of the United States is so
racist, in reality, in theeighties, that is not how it was.
Sorry, Yeah, nobody cared.Nobody, nobody. That's one thing
I just remember growing up as akid. Nobody cared, and now everybody
does. And then if you actlike you and then you're supposed to act
like you don't care, but you'resupposed to care and demonstrate that you care,
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because if you act like you don'tcare, then you could also be
a big I don't know, youknow what I mean. It's like all
everything's weird, it's just however,it can be weaponized to at most to
the advantage of your opposition. SoI did. I looked all I was
like, what nobody believes this?If you look, If you I'm gonna
pull up my bookmark. When youlook at Nikki Hayley, Uh, you
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can like like you can actually findher high school photos and stuff it pops
up. Uh. She I don'tget it, like I I don't get
it. Did she? What doesit even mean? She just she looks
like every other teenager. She legitlooks like every other teenager. She doesn't.
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I don't know it just it's justso bizarre to me. Like all
her pictures and she's in high school. She has the giant onion blossom bangs.
I mean she did everything else thateverybody else did. She has the
giant eighties hair, has all ofit, you know, the onion blossom
ban So I was coming up inschool right, sadly, right when that
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was going out of vogue. AndI say sadly because I could have rocked
it better than anyone. I havethe thickest, coarsest hair on God's green
well for a person like me,on Guy's green Earth. I have crazy
thick hair. It's insane. Andmy youngest son has had has received my
hair in the genetics lottery and it'sbasically like human turf. It's AstroTurf on
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his head. It's so thick,could wipe your boots on it. But
the whole trend of doing that,I could have made my hair get so
big. Remember how the the womendid. I only my mom had what
they called hair cobras, or whatI call hair cobras. It's like when
the hair hoods out around the ear, you know, that cane like they
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would tease it and then it wouldkids. My kids are like, what
I have to show them pictures.I remember looking at my mom's your book
and thinking, who does a beehive? What in the what in the boot
more world is that? And nowgen Z is looking at you know,
gen X and photos and going whatis this? What is this? So?
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Right? When I was going intohigh school was when the cape Moss
era kicked off and everyone was supposedto have flat, stringy, straight hair,
and I was I was heartbroken becauseI had the hair that could have
been amazing, like just giant,you know, But that's what the women
did. They did the giant Itlooked like a Christmas bow on the top
front of their head, the bangs, and then they would tease it up
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like a helmet and then they woulddo the uh, I'm gonna see if
I can find it. They dothe uh the things around the ears,
the cones around the ears, almostlike a satellite dish around the ears.
It was pretty impressive. I mean, here I go, I'm gonna drop
this and slack so the guys canget an idea of what we're talking about,
because this is pretty classic. Now. There was the hair crimping and
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all of that stuff, but mosteverybody did the hair style that I just
dropped and slack that that wand's gonnashow up on the simulcast. Kane's dying
right now. But you know,Kane, You're like, that's that was
the hairstyle for the onion blossom bangshair with the hoods, with the hoods,
right, onion blossom bangs hair withthe hood that's exactly That's exactly it.
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So it was almost like a saddle. I don't God, and I
don't know who this flover. Idon't know who the sweet girl is,
but this was this was what I'mtalking about onion blossom bangs and then you
would hood out your hair around theears. She had that kind of hairstyle
too. She did all this stuff. She looked like Nikki Haley, looked
like every other American teenager. Ihaven't found a crimped photo of her hair,
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but you know, but everybody didthat. That's what everybody did.
That was the thing. And youcan see in the photo this is a
hair a yearbook photo that wants showingon the simulcast. She's got the onion
blossom bangs with the hood I mean, she's got the whole thing, just
like every other American teenager. She'sgot the eighties Cosby esque dress where there's
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like some sort of graphic or someartistic thing, and then the belt.
You know, she looked like everyother American teenager, every other one a
little fancy or even what is thisall? I had to go on because
I nobody believes you gosh their hair. People sprayed their hair so stiff that
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it would take hurricane strength winds tomess your hair up. I don't know
what it was, but like teenagersin the eighties, I was in nineties.
Teen teenagers in the eighties, Idon't know what problems you all had
with the wind, but you declaredwar on the wind with the windbreakers,
and then all of the hair spray. And I remember watching my cousins get
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ready to go out, like theywould go to they'd go out to like
football games, and I'd watch themdo their hair and take their bangs and
they would do they'd hold them backand then they would do one role where
they curled it under. Then theydid another ro'll curl it under, and
you probably needed to get five orsix to really tease it up and then
spray it and make it really big. And my family members their hair was
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so big in their yearbook photos thatthe yearbook photo it actually cropped their hair
out of the frame. It wouldn'teven their whole head wouldn't even fit in
the frame. It was that insane. Now, Lorraine says that she's younger
than Nikki Hayley, and she saysNikki's only fifty two. She's like,
no one cared about color. Andshe says, some of my best friends
for from Nepal and she's on theEast coast. I mean nobody. I
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mean it's just where does why doyou why about this stuff? Who's who's
going to be moved by that?Who's going to sit here and go?
You know what? I didn't likeNicki's neocon foreign policy where she wants to
send all our money to Ukraine andstart wars everywhere. But she said that
she was kicked out of a beautypageant because she wasn't black or white.
I'm going to vote for her.Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of
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make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. Okay, So this is
again Florida listener Amber. It's fromChannel eight News WFLA. This one,
(00:24):
this one's probably I'm just gonna saymaybe, we'll probably take the cake.
This week, a Polk County manhands over his license covered in meth during
a traffic stop. Yeah. ALake whalesman turned a traffic stop into a
drug arrest. On Sunday, RobertBrush, forty six, was pulled over
(00:45):
for it by a deputy for aminor traffic infraction near Watkins Road around six
pm. Brush handed his driver's licenseto the deputy, which was covered in
a quote white powdery substance. Accordingto the PCSO, who said, the
powder tested positive for methamphetamine. Theysaid, amazingly, it's not the first
time sam one has handed over theirlicense covered with an illegal substance. A
(01:06):
nearby Lake Hamilton canine was called tothe area. The dog indicated their waar
drugs in the vehicle. Deputy searchedthe vehicle. They found a baggy underneath
the driver's seat holding fourteen grams ofmeth as well as a bag with two
grams inside. Brush was arrested andbooked into the Pole County Jail. So
hands his license covered in meth abasic traffic stop and he gets, I
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is the main character? What's thename of the main character in All Boys
in Art Blue? You're asking meright now. You just gained me very
(04:49):
specific information about this book, Soyou're presenting yourself as somebody experts. Who's
the main character? The main characteris the author? What's his name?
George? I believe this is firstbecause you're giving me very specific information.
That is, you're asking me rememberthe name of an author? You remember
Joy here's talking about I'm gonna I'mgoing to answer Great. I would love
(05:12):
to hear that. Absolutely. I'minterviewing you and you're not interviewing me.
So let's just make sure it's aconversation. Okay. So what I'm saying
to you is that as you arenot an expert in this book, great
for poem, I mean, isa full context. She's not wrong?
So Joy, what's her face?Joid Read. That's one of the dumbest
exchanges that I've ever seen. Sojoid Read's talking to uh, what's her
(05:35):
name, Justice, Uh, thelady who founded Moms for Liberty, And
she's like, well, because you'renot an expert in this book, wait
a minute, it features like afallus and you're you're it's in public school
and junior high kids can read thisstuff. What why do you have to
be an expert to be to belike, I really don't think that my
(05:56):
I don't know, seventh grader shouldbe able to read a book about well,
I mean, can I even saythat word on air? Hey,
Kane Caine, can I say?Can I say that word? It's part
of the news story. But wehave some I mean, I'll get every
now and then I get complaints fromsome people who are like, I can't
believe she said that word, andI and I and it's literally a part
of a news story. Feet,I think, well, the fake the
(06:21):
fallus in the book fall thank you? Yeah good, it's it's words.
Come on, Welcome back to theshow, Dane lash here stop at this
top of this third hour. Youcan listen Coast to Coast. You can
watch the video component of the radioshow as well. Uh, and you
can also stream it Channel three fortyseven, direct TV, YouTube, Facebook,
(06:42):
all kinds of discussion at YouTube.Yeah, it's it's a fake male
copulatory organ what she just said,the monster liberty lady said, And I'm
just trying to understand joyd Read's entirediscussion here. What is that which he
said, Well, you because you'renot an expert on the book. Wait,
(07:03):
what is there Wait what's there towhat is there to be an expert
about in the book. I'm curiousbecause you shouldn't have to be an experts,
as the woman said in the interview, to just know that this is
not good, that you can't havethis. Our name's Tiffany Justice. The
(07:27):
book is All Boys Aren't Blue.It's banned in twenty nine school It's not
even banned. That's the other thingthat's not even accurate when I see reports
that say it's banned. They didn'tban it. They didn't do what the
left did to Huckleberry Finn. Theydidn't do what the left did to doctor
Seuss. The left said they arenever allowed in the schools. Again,
the parents simply said, hey,we don't really think it's appropriate for our
(07:53):
junior high kids or any kids inpublic school to be able to just go
up and check out a book aboutstrap onns. How is that academic?
I mean, how is how inthe world is that academic? If you're
going to brothel Academy. Maybe,but I really don't think that that's what
(08:13):
That's not what public schools are.I mean, that's and so she was
talking too. Joid Reid was talkingto Tiffany Justice on this and she's She's
like, she was, and Idon't understand the simple Jack hairs Can I
just pause? Can you please pullup a screenshot of simple Jack from Tropic
Thunder and then Joy Reid's haircut?What in the simple Jack hades is she
(08:37):
doing to her head? Because thatis a simple Jack haircut. She's appropriating
Simple Jack's hair, especially look atthat side. Look at that. I
mean, I'm just saying it's trueand I'm not wrong. And that's probably
one of the most astute and accurateobservations I've ever made about appearance. But
it is. But she's talking,yeah, you'll throw that up. She's
(08:58):
talking to Tiffany Justice, and shewas like, well, you're not an
expert on the book. So howare you She's like, how do why
do I have to be an experton this book? What does that even
mean? Anyway? An expert onwhat kids school kids should not be reading
about Strapon's in a public school librarypaid for by taxpayers as a form of
academics. That's all there is toit. I mean, I can't even
(09:24):
read this. I cannot even readthis book on air. And I think
one of the worst things that's everbeen committed to audio was Senator John Kennedy
reading it on air during a SenateJudiciary Committee hearing because it was awful,
(09:45):
I mean, and he was readingit with his yeah, put up the
simple Jack hair because that's joy Readshaircut. So she's questioning this this,
Oh my gosh, it's the samehair It is literally the same haircut.
I am so distracted by this.I can't even se day on topic.
This is the same haircut. It'sthat simple Jack hair. So she's doing
(10:07):
this interview and she's, you know, they're talking about that. It's again,
it's not banned. The parents simplysaid, we cannot, uh,
we can't have kids reading this inschools. We can't. It's just this
is not academic, it's not anything. Enjoy Read's like, but you're not
an expert in it? What shouldshe be an expert in? Yeah,
(10:28):
she's like, it's well, andJustice Knews She's like, look, it's
you're they're they're talking about this fromthe perspective of the author. It's first
person. It's from the perspective ofthe author, and that's what you know.
That's that's what they're uh, they'rereading it. But for Reads,
I I just I just it's justit's insane. This is insane. And
(10:52):
then Read was saying that well,because Justice during the interview had also brought
up that the book is from theperspective of the author when the author was
thirteen years old, and apparently theauthor was raped and had to deal with
a lot of sexual abuse. Andthen the joy Read was like asking her.
This was after the comment where shewas saying, well, you know,
(11:15):
you're not an expert in the book. She was like, well,
what proof do you have that?Our child was right? Oh my gosh,
what is are you an expert onthis book? You're having a Q
and eight about it and apparently youdon't even know what the content is.
But you don't have to be.That's a way for the left to just
try to shut what is that totry to shut you up? You don't
need to be an expert in sociology, psychology, or anything else to know
(11:37):
that common sense. A book likethat that's talking about the stuff that I
would actually be fined. I wouldbe fined for reading this on air any
passage of it, and I wouldbe why is that then in public schools
for a junior high kids story forkids story period? Why million dollar question?
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of the news you would probably miss, it's time for data's quick five.
This is say. We got acouple of stories. This's horrible, I'm
not gonna do that one. Thatone's bad. This Democrat way. American
suffering at a rate rarely reached.Via Newsweek, The story is that the
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percentage of Americans estimated to be sufferingwas four point three percent in the fourth
quarter of twenty three, according toGallop their National Health and well Being Index.
It's the fifth time and six quartersince the second quarter of twenty twenty
two that the number of Americans whoevaluated their lives poorly topped at four percent.
We've only reached out level since eight. They said that both levels exceed
twenty three and twenty two exceed thelevels of suffering measured during the Great Recession.
(14:22):
According to Gallop, so some people, though, they say that they're
thriving fifty two percent twenty three,beating only the Great Recession era between O
eight oh nine. So I don'tknow who those people are. Were they
let's see this. Oh this isoh shoot, I just ended up losing
this. We talked about the Bidenlun forgiveness issue. You have to forgive
(14:43):
me because my whole thing just shutdown. And then we got steveen Yates
coming up. Hang on, letme pull this up. Sorry, I
haven't a technical difficulty here. Seeit's I don't like printing anything out,
but then I hate it when it'sall digital. A killer carried a bag
with a neighbor's cut off body afterbeating him to death. This is in
the UK, you know where crimedoesn't happen because guns. That's what we're
told. This guy, William Wilkinson, he sixty five years old, killed
(15:07):
his victim before hiding the body parts. In the days that followed, he
was on CCTV walking his dog andthen police believed that he was battered with
a wooden object repeatedly the victim.The guy dismembered him and then he went
and he ended up getting tracked down. But he was walking around with literally
like a garbage bag and a shoppingbag and he was carrying this guy cut
(15:28):
up all and he's caught on CCTVall walking around. It's in Blackpool in
Cumbria, in Britain. He sleptin his van, had the bag there.
I'm just saying, like, scentwise, how does that work?
I don't know. An American Airlinesplane slipped off a snowy Rochester runway shortly
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after landing fifty three passengers on theplane. None of them were injured.
American Airlines set in a statement theysaid it was pretty snowy, landed in
very snowy, icy conditions too.It was that the Frederick Douglass Greater Rochester
International Airport on Thursday. It wasan Embraer E one forty five, just
completed a two hundred fifty mile journeyfrom Philly and as it was landing,
(16:11):
it slipped off the taxiway due tothe snowy conditions. Don't they have like
he did? Well, I guessnot every airport does, but some do.
Yeah, Like you would just thinkthat some of them, Yeah,
I would have that. It's Idon't know, that's kind of that's a
little weird. And uh, thiscouple of other things, we'll go back.
We have a high school student whostayed a choking man at a raising
(16:34):
canes. It's a feel good story. It's so nice. It was a
raising. It was a brand newraising canes and a teenager was there and
ended up her her friends were waitingfor their chicken. Thursday after school,
a diner was choking. She said, my fight or flight kicked in.
She took charge, gave him theHeinlich and saved his life. That's awesome.
Good on her. And then therewas this audio SoundBite five. This
(17:00):
is an interview? What was thisas an interview? Nikki Hayley was giving
and it aired last yesterday evening andI saw, okay, first up,
I saw this clip circulating and Ihad to actually go out and make sure
this was real because I thought somebodyis clowning I legit thought somebody was clowning
around. No, take a listenif you want to know what it was
(17:22):
like growing up. I was disqualifiedfrom a beauty pageant because I wasn't white
or black because they didn't know whereto put me. So look what,
I know what the hardships, thepain? Can we stop with the identity?
First off, nobody believes you.I don't believe this, literally,
nobody believes you. Yeah, wherenobody believes you? I mean, that's
(17:45):
just didn't happen. It didn't happen. That's number one. Number two,
Can we stop with the identity politics? It's always the identity politics with her.
Just because you claim you're saying thatyou're on the right doesn't mean that
it's more virtuous when you use thissame tactics that the left uses. If
you're using the same disingenuous stuff thatthey're using just because you think that you
(18:07):
differ from them on some policy issues, that doesn't make it more virtuous there.
It's still crummy. Okay, stopdoing this. What is this with
her? It's always with the identitypolitics. I'm a woman, bh,
I was it brighter black bluh.I've seen pictures of her when she was
in high school and I went toschool. I had some I mean some
(18:30):
of the girls that I went toschool with who are hispanic were I mean,
she's whiter than they are. Ijust the same. It just that
seemed weird. I've never when didshe wasn't born in the eighteen hundreds?
Come on, nobody believes you.That's so dumb. When did that even
(18:52):
come up? Why? What inthe juicy Smollia hell is that? What?
When did that even? Why didthat even come up, no one,
Nikki Hayley. I was kicked outof a beauty pageant because I was
in White or Black. I justrealized we missed a great opportunity to play
that Michael Jackson song black or White. And then instead of coming on with
(19:15):
Trump, coming with Haley. Youknow, hindsight, but I just realized,
ha ha, thinking, ah,do you believe her, Paine?
No, No, I don't believeher because I also I'm her age.
I grew up in that era.Nobody cared about color when you were They
cared less about it then than theydid not, yes, even less then.
(19:36):
Even though people think the history ofthe of the United States is so
racist, in reality, in theeighties, that is not how it was.
Sorry, Yeah, nobody cared.Nobody, nobody. That's one thing
I just remember growing up as akid. Nobody cared, and now everybody
does. And then if you actlike you and then you're supposed to act
like you don't care, but you'resupposed to care and demonstrate that you care,
(19:56):
because if you act like you don'tcare, then you could also be
a big I don't know, youknow what I mean. It's like all
everything's weird, it's just however,it can be weaponized to at most to
the advantage of your opposition. SoI did. I looked all I was
like, what nobody believes this?If you look, If you I'm gonna
pull up my bookmark. When youlook at Nikki Hayley, Uh, you
(20:19):
can like like you can actually findher high school photos and stuff it pops
up. Uh. She I don'tget it, like I I don't get
it. Did she? What doesit even mean? She just she looks
like every other teenager. She legitlooks like every other teenager. She doesn't.
(20:42):
I don't know it just it's justso bizarre to me. Like all
her pictures and she's in high school. She has the giant onion blossom bangs.
I mean she did everything else thateverybody else did. She has the
giant eighties hair, has all ofit, you know, the onion blossom
ban So I was coming up inschool right, sadly, right when that
(21:04):
was going out of vogue. AndI say sadly because I could have rocked
it better than anyone. I havethe thickest, coarsest hair on God's green
well for a person like me,on Guy's green Earth. I have crazy
thick hair. It's insane. Andmy youngest son has had has received my
hair in the genetics lottery and it'sbasically like human turf. It's AstroTurf on
(21:26):
his head. It's so thick,could wipe your boots on it. But
the whole trend of doing that,I could have made my hair get so
big. Remember how the the womendid. I only my mom had what
they called hair cobras, or whatI call hair cobras. It's like when
the hair hoods out around the ear, you know, that cane like they
(21:49):
would tease it and then it wouldkids. My kids are like, what
I have to show them pictures.I remember looking at my mom's your book
and thinking, who does a beehive? What in the what in the boot
more world is that? And nowgen Z is looking at you know,
gen X and photos and going whatis this? What is this? So?
(22:10):
Right? When I was going intohigh school was when the cape Moss
era kicked off and everyone was supposedto have flat, stringy, straight hair,
and I was I was heartbroken becauseI had the hair that could have
been amazing, like just giant,you know, But that's what the women
did. They did the giant Itlooked like a Christmas bow on the top
front of their head, the bangs, and then they would tease it up
(22:32):
like a helmet and then they woulddo the uh, I'm gonna see if
I can find it. They dothe uh the things around the ears,
the cones around the ears, almostlike a satellite dish around the ears.
It was pretty impressive. I mean, here I go, I'm gonna drop
this and slack so the guys canget an idea of what we're talking about,
because this is pretty classic. Now. There was the hair crimping and
(22:56):
all of that stuff, but mosteverybody did the hair style that I just
dropped and slack that that wand's gonnashow up on the simulcast. Kane's dying
right now. But you know,Kane, You're like, that's that was
the hairstyle for the onion blossom bangshair with the hoods, with the hoods,
right, onion blossom bangs hair withthe hood that's exactly That's exactly it.
(23:22):
So it was almost like a saddle. I don't God, and I
don't know who this flover. Idon't know who the sweet girl is,
but this was this was what I'mtalking about onion blossom bangs and then you
would hood out your hair around theears. She had that kind of hairstyle
too. She did all this stuff. She looked like Nikki Haley, looked
like every other American teenager. Ihaven't found a crimped photo of her hair,
(23:47):
but you know, but everybody didthat. That's what everybody did.
That was the thing. And youcan see in the photo this is a
hair a yearbook photo that wants showingon the simulcast. She's got the onion
blossom bangs with the hood I mean, she's got the whole thing, just
like every other American teenager. She'sgot the eighties Cosby esque dress where there's
(24:10):
like some sort of graphic or someartistic thing, and then the belt.
You know, she looked like everyother American teenager, every other one a
little fancy or even what is thisall? I had to go on because
I nobody believes you gosh their hair. People sprayed their hair so stiff that
(24:30):
it would take hurricane strength winds tomess your hair up. I don't know
what it was, but like teenagersin the eighties, I was in nineties.
Teen teenagers in the eighties, Idon't know what problems you all had
with the wind, but you declaredwar on the wind with the windbreakers,
and then all of the hair spray. And I remember watching my cousins get
(24:52):
ready to go out, like theywould go to they'd go out to like
football games, and I'd watch themdo their hair and take their bangs and
they would do they'd hold them backand then they would do one role where
they curled it under. Then theydid another ro'll curl it under, and
you probably needed to get five orsix to really tease it up and then
spray it and make it really big. And my family members their hair was
(25:14):
so big in their yearbook photos thatthe yearbook photo it actually cropped their hair
out of the frame. It wouldn'teven their whole head wouldn't even fit in
the frame. It was that insane. Now, Lorraine says that she's younger
than Nikki Hayley, and she saysNikki's only fifty two. She's like,
no one cared about color. Andshe says, some of my best friends
for from Nepal and she's on theEast coast. I mean nobody. I
(25:37):
mean it's just where does why doyou why about this stuff? Who's who's
going to be moved by that?Who's going to sit here and go?
You know what? I didn't likeNicki's neocon foreign policy where she wants to
send all our money to Ukraine andstart wars everywhere. But she said that
she was kicked out of a beautypageant because she wasn't black or white.
I'm going to vote for her.Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of
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