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Trump flips and endorses Bud Light on Truth Social. Dana explains why they still don’t deserve your business. Meanwhile, five trans students dominate a women’s college volleyball game.

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(00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man, why is this on video?

(00:21):
I'm not sending this to you becausewe're not traumatizing the people watching the
simulcast. Wnald put it up therein like a heartbeat. Broward Sheriff's Office
deputies took a guy into custody atthe Terminal one Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport,
thirty six year old Martin Evtimov.Yeah, he walked into the department

(00:46):
departure section without any clothing on atall, whatsoever? None. I guess
I think he drove nekked too,any kkidnicked. He drove there like that
too. Apparently he went to thesecure TSA checkpoint and breach the checkpoint?
How do you breach the checkpoint andwas intercepted by airport District deputies and TSA

(01:11):
officers. He was he resisted arrest. He was finally taken into custody.
He faces two counts of battery ona law enforcement officer, resisting arrest,
of violence, disorder the conduct,disorder, intoxication, indecent exposure. He's
booked in a Broward main jail afterhe was evaluated at them at the hospital.
They have no idea why he wasjust buck naked running around the airport.
Oh my gosh, it's so bad. The video is so bad,

(01:34):
guys, it's I can't okay,one, I don't know, we can't
really, it's even though censored partsare horrible. The guy is like splayed
out on one of those conveyor beltsand they're trying to arrest him. The
officers have to arrest him and getthis guy in detained, Yeah, with

(01:59):
all of his bids and he's justflopping out and without it looking weird.
I mean, it's gotta be intheir minds. Can you imagine what's going
through their heads like this? Iwoke up today for this, Like could
you know that? That's my gosh, it's so bad. You guys see
it? You see the video?King, Yes, yeah, that instance.
Do they need extra zip ties?Oh my gosh, it's so bad.

(02:23):
And then they got to they andthey try to put a hospital gown
on him to get him through theairport at least, but you know,
the the gowns like that, theydon't really close in the back, do
they wipe all the I hope theywiped all that off, because I have
a major problem using like going throughthat whole conveyor area in the first place,
because everybody touches those bends and it'sso nasty. And then to know

(02:43):
that like a dude came in andwas all naked all over it is just
your luggage. Oh that's so bad. It's so bad. I mean,
it is so bad. Oh mygosh, even even censored, it's so
bad. Oh my gosh. Andthen they try to wrap him up and
he's just not Oh man, that'sso bad. I hope nobody was late

(03:04):
for their flight because of a nakedguy. It's just some I had to
see it, so you did too. A dude drove his vehicle in the
ocean, ignoring a closed access gate. He looks like a kind of like
a party. This is Vlucia Countyand he's a forty nine year old guy.
He drove around a beat a closedbeach access gate and then drove right

(03:25):
in, straight up into the ocean. Drove right into the ocean. I
had no idea. Yeah, Imean I was like, kind of he
just drove it right in there.He ignored the gate. It was that
new smear on a beach. Heignored the closed access gate. He said
he wanted to drive to the beach. Okay, well you got to the
beach and then you just kept going. Forty nine year old Jason Wow.

(03:49):
Lots of consonants in here. ThreeZ's Brusu Couwitz. Right. Brazus Couwitz
walked away from a lifeguard. Itwas on the scene in case there was
anical emergency. This said the beachwas close to traffic because of high tide,
and he failed to pay the feeto access the beach. So he's
got faces charges of failing to paythe fee. Bond that he bonded out

(04:10):
for two hundred dollars. His vehiclewas towed, but he has the I
don't know what is with his hair. It's it's bad. It's just it
doesn't look good. It was atruck and he told deputies he just wanted
to surf and that it wasn't hisfault that the quote truck don't surf,
got the beach blown. Look yeah, okay, yeah, okay, yeah,

(04:36):
there you go. All right,So there he faces some charges there
at these people today with us andthen what there's more This is crazy if
Florida man flees and faces multiple chargesafter a driver was killed in this crash.
This comes from Pasco News, CitrusCounty, Florida. One man was
killed, another injured. It wasa high speed had on collision the six

(04:58):
The person killed was the sixth nineyear old Florida resident. The driver of
forty two year old man from BeverlyHills got minor injuries. According to Florida
Highway Patrol, the suspect was drivingat a high rate of speed, passing
traffic on the shoulder and he hita Honda Accord, sending that across the
median and right into oncoming traffic.The Honda struck a bridge rail, then
another truck, and then that resultedin the driver's fatal injuries. It I

(05:21):
mean an absolute mess. This wasjust a mess. The investigation was on
going into the crash, but theysaid the guy fled on scene, fled
the scene on foot after the crash, but he was apprehended by deputies at
a nearby gas station. So he'sgot DOI manslaughter, vehiicular homicide, leaving
the scene of an accident with adeath, leaving the scene of an accident
with injuries and driving with a suspendedlicense with death. So that's like driving

(05:44):
with the suspended license. Then oh, it also caused someone to die,
then you get with death. Iguess tacked onto that as well. Oh
my gosh, those are a lotof charges. He's gonna go away for
a while. By the way,you guys can stop sending me. God
love you. I love my Floridalisteners. I don't need you all to
send me the village's story anymore.Of the guy who got discharged from the
hospital after he Yeah, he jiggledhis bets and here's the we had this

(06:11):
story. Here's how you guys aretrying to get me to read it again
on air. They're like, oh, there's a development here though he got
released, you should probably read thisagain. They're clever. Yeah, I
not war on to you guys.We're on to you out there. I'm
not doing it. They're like,here's the you know what, this is
what Florida listener Laura said, here'san update to the jiggler. Hi.

(06:40):
I'm Adriana, a politics major atHillsdale College. Here's Hillsdale President doctor Larry
Arnt with a Constitution minute America's foundersrecognized an obvious fact of life. Human
beings differ in terms of physical attributesand talents. Because of this, some
people will be better at some thingsthan they are at others. But they
also recognize that the tall and shortamong us, the swift the slow among
us, are still human beings.If we are recognizable as human beings,

(07:03):
and therefore we are equal in termsof the rights that pertain to human beings,
rights attached to human nature, rightsthat come from God. The Decorations
of Independence names three of the bigones, life, liberty, and the
pursuit of happiness. Exercising these rightsis necessary if we are to be truly
free in our own time. Manyinfluential people believe that only government can decide

(07:25):
what our rights should be. Thisis dangerous. Understanding our rights and how
the Constitution protects them is vital toour freedom. Learn more and get a
free pocket constitution visit constitutionminute dot com. I wrote about this back in April,
and I was tweeting about this somelast night because it came out.

(07:49):
This is another problem I got Republicansrun away from actual serious wins. Yes,
it was a win. The Disneything was a win because you had
a big company that was receiving unfair, cronious tax exemptions that nobody else was

(08:09):
receiving, and they got they triedto get on. They tried to big
time in Florida against parents, andthey got in trouble. And then you
had bud Light that trotted out adude and condescended to women and men all
over the nation very chivalrously stood upfor the ladies, which was kind of

(08:33):
hot. They stood up for theladies and women stood up for themselves too.
And now it's like, I don'tknow, people are kind of walking
back on bud Light. Anhuser Bush, they're walking back on it. So
I get it that they got aUFC deal. They're trying to do some

(08:54):
damage control desperately. So they havethis multi million dollar deal with UFC.
They're doing a big seven million dollarcommercial for Super Bowl, and they got
what Peyton Manning, they got DanaWhite, they got a whole bunch of
people in it. Excuse me,and they Trump came out last night.

(09:18):
I disagree with him on this.He said that the bud Light ad was
a mistake of epic proportions and thatfor a very big price was paid,
but Anheuser Busch is not a woecompany. I can give you plenty that
are and building a list and mightrelease it for the world to see.
And he goes Anheuser Busch blah blahblah, talks about what they would they
do that he thinks is great,and he goes, maybe we should be

(09:39):
going after the woe companies that arelooking to destroy America. I do think
that if you're going to defend acompany that's been in a lot of hot
water, you need to disclose it. You've got millions of dollars of stock
in them. Guess all public information. I'm not saying anything that anybody should
know. But no, all theyhad to do the simplest thing that they
could have done. And this isbiblical is apologized because don't demand reconciliation without

(10:01):
acknowledgment or wrong. Scripture doesn't evenprovide for that. Uh. And they
never All all women ever wanted wasfor them to say, you know what,
we messed up. We're sorry,ladies. That's it. This isn't
difficult. Why do people act likethis is so hard. You don't got
to spend seven million dollars on anad, you don't got to do all

(10:22):
this stuff. All they had todo was say, hey, we're sorry,
ladies, that's it. But theydidn't do it. For whatever reason,
they cannot bring themselves to say they'resorry, to acknowledge beyond just kind
of a shrug. I don't carewho anheuser Busch puts in their ads.

(10:45):
I don't care how much stock isowned by whatever politician and anheuser Busch.
The easiest and the cheapest thing theycould have done was to apologize a simple
move that acknowledges wrong. There isno wreck conciliation without this initiative. None

(11:05):
people can, you know, goahead and they can say, oh,
enough time has passed. Man.This is like running towards the els man,
run in towards them. I wroteabout this, like I said back
in April, because this is it'sjust goofy. They Budweiser doesn't get a
pass. They don't get a pass. Women are far worth, are worth

(11:28):
far more than how much stock yougot in their company. They're worth far
more than what kind of contract theycan pay for UFC. They're worth far
more than the seven million dollars thatthey're paying for a Super Bowl ad.
The companies donated fairly equally to both. In twenty twenty, they donated more
to Biden than Trump. And thiswas all made out to make it like,

(11:52):
oh, this was the right pushingthis. They We didn't ask for
this. We didn't ask to picka fight with Anheuser Busch. Women were
mined in our own damn business whenthis beer company came out with a dude
cosplaying is a chick. That's notour issue, So don't tell us to
get over it now. We weren'tthe ones that made issue of it,

(12:13):
but we are going to be theones that fight this stuff. It is
the equivalent to It's like codifying thisstuff in status quo, and that should
not happen. The erasure of womenshould not be cemented as part of the
status quo. People have lost theirjobs over this. Women have been relegated

(12:35):
to the bench. There's a storyabout I had a volleyball story where five
of the players on the court weredudes masquerading his chicks, and the women
varsity players were sitting on the bench. Women are this is becoming a huge
thing. They're being subjected to bleedand intimidation. I'd a member of my

(12:56):
own family when she was in highschool. And this was in Jefferson County,
Missouri. An eighteen year old malewhile she was a sophomore in high
school, was demanding to change inthe locker rooms that she changes and for
sports. An eighteen year old malewho was six foot two and our family
member was what's supposed to change infront of him, and she was called

(13:18):
a bigot if she felt uncomfortable.It's hard enough for young women out there
without that kind of pressure, thepressure that's being essentially codified into the status
quo with big contracts in UFC andhaving former presidents defend him because they got
stock in the company. Are youkidding me? I see these people speaking
out more for this damn company thanI do all of these women across the

(13:41):
country and men that have been disproportionatelyharmed by this stuff. Imagine if you
went out with the same energy speakingup for all these girls who had to
sit here and rush into the publicbathrooms at school and change because their locker
rooms were no longer safe for thembecause they had six foot two, eighteen
year old dude changing in there whowanted to LARP as a chick for the
day. I wish people spoke outas much for them. What about Riley

(14:09):
Gaines when they were making fun ofher because she tied with a dude in
one race, say, now shemust not be that great after all.
What about the female surfer that cameout. What was the event that she
came out at and they had abunch of transactivists. It was at a
Riley Gaines event. Bethany Hamilton thirtythree years old. She survived a shark

(14:33):
attack, she lost an arm.Transactivist came out to an event she was
at with stuffed sharks to make funof her. This just happened within the
week. Imagine if these politicians andthese business dudes spoke out as much for
people like Bethany Hamilton as they dofor their precious bros. At Anheuser Bush,

(14:56):
it's piss baby beer. That's whatyou're drinking. You want to go
on record defending that. That's whatyou're gonna defend. You know what,
It's the lid croi of beers.It's they throw a Guinness through it and
then they take the water and theycall a Budweiser. You're defending that harder
than you're defending these ladies. It'slike you don't ever want to get laid

(15:18):
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sent you. Did you see thestory of these five transgender students absolutely dominating

(16:45):
a volleyball court during a college varsitygame and all of the biological females were
relegated to the bench. They wereall on the bench. I don't know
if you guys saw. The storyis pretty unbelievable. These I mean these
they look like I mean, I'mbeanbo. They look like dudes. And

(17:07):
I don't know if you've seen anyof the video of them spiking the balls
and all of this. Oh mygosh, theirs soak and we're gonna get
there the story, I don't knowmore than one way to spike a ball.
They okay, the video shows allthe girls, the biological females they
took turns up warm in the bench. All five dudes stayed on the court

(17:32):
the entire time. They played theentire game, every seconds. Well she's
a guy, so yeah, wellshe's a guy. I mean, yeah,
you gotta turn my fair go up. Oh yeah, it's time.
But they said they were seen smashingthe oh man, they were seen smashing

(17:56):
the ball past their female teammates.They stay each of them on the court
for the entirety of the game,where when only biological female players were substituted
for other biological females on and offthe bench. I mean, they're big
dudes too. They're they're they're dudes. They look like dudes. They're the
biggest ones on the court. Andremember the one injury. It was the

(18:19):
in Ontario where they said they thecollege's athletic association. There there was a
chick who got hit in the faceby a dude who slammed that ball into
her head with such force that shehad to go to the hospital. You
you have men athletes that are dominatingin women's sporting events across the United States
and Canada, which is normal men? What you mean normal men? We're

(18:47):
just innocent men. I mean,it's just men. This is what I'm
talking about. They said that atSeneca College, the school with more trans
players. They won the Best ofthey won the Best five series, and
then when they had the media wasgoing to ask them some questions. They
were rushing the players away from themedia, the dudes away from the media,

(19:10):
so they didn't have to they didn'thave to answer any questions. I
mean, they they had six biologicalmen playing in the OCAA. According to
the source Seneca and Centennial. Thoseare the ones playing each other were members
and they I mean that's they're dudes. It was basically a male volleyball game

(19:34):
with men costplaying as dudes. Andthen you have this issue with bud Light.
I'm not ready to give this issueup. Juan has an excerpt of
what we talked about with it lasthour. I saw this thing from Caitlyn
Jenner. He seems like a niceenough guy, but I'm not calling you.
You're not part of the sisterhood.What It's true. I wasn't even

(19:59):
trying to be or smart ass there. It just cracks me up. I'm
sorry, I'm just not Look,I'm not gonna be gas lit and I'm
not gonna have my speech stolen fromme by a bunch of dudes. Who
are stuffing bras and like waving aroundlipstick. I'm not doing it. But
he's out there making excuses for AnheuserBush, and he's like, as someone
who worked for this. Caitlyn Jennergoes out and says, is someone who

(20:19):
worked for this incredible American company andgot to know them well? I raised
for Anheuser Bush in the eighties,and I agree, you know that you
need to let them off. Lookwell, as a chick with an actual
vagina, I disagree with you.And I've had two male children and you
ran, I don't know, Ijust got here. I'm so don't do

(20:45):
this. If you wouldn't sit hereand have like a I mean, if
you want to have a actual legitimatefalluist measuring contest. I've birthed two of
them, you only have one,so I win. That's how I measure
it. I asked, did theyapologize? It is amazing some of the
people that are like, what doyou mean apologize? Like, what do

(21:07):
you mean apologize? All they wouldhave to do is an apologetic Super Bowl
ad. It may not be importantto you, but I'm seeing stories like
this where these chicks are like sittingon the bench watching dudes play their game.
That's the stuff I'm watching. I'mwatching women get pushed down the line.
It is the ultimate form of theit's progressive dudes pushing this and they're

(21:30):
getting conservatives to make excuses for it. Holy cow, some of you all
are getting so taken not you guyslistening, but you know people are getting
so taken in on this. Holycow. It's something that progressives are pushing
and Republican and you've got some Republicans, including the former president, is getting
out there and defending it. Whatno, no again. Like I said,

(21:56):
it's the Lee Roy Sorry, lookLucrois of beer where they took a
Guinness and they threw it through astream of water and they bottled it.
And then they took that bottle andthey threw it through water and then they
bottled it as butt light and soldit. I can't imagine going to the
mat and throwing women under the busfor that beer. Thanks for tuning in

(22:21):
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