February 8, 2024 • 25 mins
Hillary Clinton calls Tucker Carlson a puppy dog after he scores an interview with Vladimir Putin. Meanwhile, mutant wolves exposed to the Chernobyl disaster have gained a new superpower.
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Dana Lashes of seard Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
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my gosh, excuse me. AFlorida man asks for a ride from a
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stranger at a Walmart parking lot andthen stabbed him with a box cutter for
stealing his car. That escalated quickly. The investigators of the case said Nelson
Angel Bellin and he approached a fiftysix year old me on Saturday night,
asked for a ride. Man agreed. Bellen told him where it to go,
and then on the way he toldthe elderly man to get out of
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the vehicle and or the fifty sixI guess he's not elderly get out of
the vehicle, and then pulled outa box cutter on him and stabbed him
in his stomach. Numerous times witnessesstart screaming. They saw the men struggling.
The victim collapsed forgetting out of thecar. Bystanders went to help him.
There was a lot of phone video. Apparently he's the victims in critical
but stable condition. He's in thehospital. They recovered the car, they
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got the guy. He's being heldat Miami Dade County pre trial detention,
and they said that he's being chargedwith attempted murder and carjacking. Dang man,
no good deed goes unpunished. Youknow what I'm saying, Like,
no good deed goes unpunished. Let'ssee here this Okay, I'm going to
get into this. Lady. Adrunk, naked Florida woman wielding appealer knife
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barges into a race track convenience martand threatens to kill staffs deputies. This
is in Saint Petersburg, Florida.Woman down herself behind bars after she burst
into a gas station naked and drunk. No way to go through life,
threatening to kill staff members with apeeler a core an like a apple peeler.
Celia Barrett, thirty five, wasarrested in charge with two counts of
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aggravated assault, disorderly intoxication, calling, criminal mischief, exposure of sexual organ
s s h wel sexual organs,trespassing after the incident unfolded at the racetrack
with ok in Saint Petersburg, shewas previously trespassed. I didn't know that
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was the way you put that.This sounds like how my grandma would put
it. Barrett who was previously trespassedfrom this gas station. She had been
banned from it back in November.She came back, though she took golly.
She told police she did six shotsof liquor and then grabbed her at
her peeler and then ran off tothe racetrack. Oh my gosh. She
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did not request money from the cashier, but she was just complaining about being
previously banned. And then she bangedthe peeler on the counter and she was
screaming obscenities. And then the managercame over and she threatened him with the
peeler too, Loo, what areyou gonna do like peel off that,
you know? And then she waswaving the apple peeler in the air like
she's gonna stab somebody. And thenshe said she was gonna kill people,
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lowered her weapon and walked away.And then she knocked down a case of
fifty Red Bull drinks in one displayand destroyed a cart and of cigarettes.
Oh gosh, it gets worse.Then she went outside and then as the
deputy showed up. I don't wantto read the last sentence, should I?
She be Barrett allegedly began to inappropriatelytouch herself inside the gas station.
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She's still in custody in Penel's County. Oh my gosh, Okay, I
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lot of stuff, including this theborder, the border spin that they have
on it. Now. Now JoeBiden's like, well, guess what,
guys, I guess I will usesome executive orders. Don't know what I'm
gonna do yet. Could have donethat from the beginning. Slick could have
done that from the very get goall right. One of the other things
that I want to hit on.I hate doing this to you, but
I'm gonna play this old lady.So Tucker Carlson, and Tucker's a friend
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of mine. Actually just spoke withhim last night, and he's doing some
extensive traveling and I have a feelingthat he's got a couple more a couple
of more interesting interviews to come.But he went over and he's interviewing Vladimir
Putin and he's putting it on hiswebsite, and it's gonna be Elon.
Musk has said he's not going toa bridget at all. It'll it'll be
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it's going to be live to tape, meaning that you tape it. It's
pretty it's but you treat it likeit's a live broadcast, so there's no
editing, there's no cutting in it'sYou might put what they call a donut
on it, something in the front, something in the back, like a
video marking, you know, anintro or whatever, and that's it,
but live to take means that theytreat it like it's a live thing and
there's no editing. It's just whatyou see is what you get for however
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long that the duration of that interviewis. And so it's going to air
to I think this evening, andhe was getting a lot of flack,
a lot of flak from it,and some people have been I think questioning
his you know, the reason whyhe's going over there and interviewing Putin,
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and he in this video he putlike a two minute long video of an
x and he was explaining that thereare all of these interviews of Zelenski and
a lot of people have given alot of airtime to Zelensky. My gosh,
wasn't the wife at one of theuh what is it? I can't
think of it now, I can'tOr State of the Union? Wasn't the
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wife a guest that one of theState of the Unions? Before? A
lot of interviews have been given toZelenski, a lot of magazine covers,
I mean they mentioned him like anaward shows and all kinds of stuff,
and he thought that it was kindof weird that there has been an absence
of that from the other entity involvedin this war, which he says,
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you know, Vladimir pooting out ofRussia. Now, I don't know if
it's because they've just turned them down, and I don't put anything I mean,
maybe they may have, they mayhave been, this may be,
and don't put anything past like formerKGB dude. Don't put anything past the
former KGB guy to leverage anything.However, Carlson's not stupid. I've known
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Tucker for a long time, sincebow tie days, and I've known Tucker
since he thought that our mutual friendand a dear friend of mine who since
passed, Andrew Breitbart, was twoout there and over the top. Oh
my gosh, if Andrew could seeTucker now. But I don't think he's
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dumb. I think that he andnobody everyone's prejudging this interview before it's even
aired, and he's asking him questionsas to, well, why did you
invade you? Why did you invadeyour grade? Why did you why is
all of this happening? I mean, I think those are legitimate questions that
should be asked. I'm I mean, especially if our tax dollars are going
towards paying for this conflict, andespecially if our tax dollars and our participation
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in whatever council Ukraine has been receivingare involved in this and it's reshaping the
argument over foreign policy here domestically,then I think that you are owed an
answer on that are as close toan answer as you can get. That's
journalism, and I don't disagree withthat. And I think Tucker Carlson has
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the right to go and interview whomeverhe wants to go and interview, and
no one needs to, you know, crap the bed over it, for
the lack of a better way toput it. But there have been a
lot of journals, journalists I'm usingthis very loosely, that have been very
upset over this, and they're they'resuper upset over the fact that Tucker Carlson's
going over there and he was interviewinghim, and oh my gosh, why.
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I mean, I think the Americanpeople are going to realize they're not
going to sit here and buy intowhatever he says. I mean, the
excuses that I keep hearing from Democratsare they presuppose that Americans are so stupid
that they're going to take his gospeltruth whatever comes out of Putin's mouth I
mean, this guy's again former KGB, and the idea that anybody in the
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United States should be somehow quote unquoteprotected from hearing any Q and A like
this is as calmy as the communiststhat he represents. That doesn't make any
sense to me either. This wasHillary Clinton audio sound bite one who Well,
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I'm gonna play this and then I'mgonna shredd it. Go ahead.
I mean, he's like a puppydog, you know, he somehow has
after having been fired from so manyoutlets in the United States. He I
would not be surprised if he emergeswith a contract with outlet because he is
a useful idiot. He says thingsthat are not true. He parents Vladimir
Putin's pack of lies about Ukraine.So I don't see why Putin wouldn't give
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him an interview because through him hecan, you know, continue to lie
about what is you know, objectivesare in Ukraine and you know what he
expects to see happen. It's reallyquite sad that not just somebody like Tucker
Carlson, who has, as Isaid, been fired so many times because
he seems unable to you know,correlate his reporting with the truth, but
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also because it's a sign that thereare people in this country right now who
are like a fifth column for VladimirPutin, and why, oh my gosh,
can we I mean, if youwant to have a discussion about any
kind of fifth column for Vladimir Putin, let's talk about how you were green
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green lighting certain what is it uraniumresources, et cetera for Russia without going
through the proper procedures in Congress.I mean, we could sit here and
talk all day about what Hillary Clinton'sbeen a fifth column for just good heavens
for her someone to like her tosay that you got fired from running for
president his thing with Fox, Itdoes I don't necessarily whether I don't even
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I'm not going to sit here andspeculate as so what he you know,
the situation with Fox, But whatother networks was was he fired for from?
Was she talking about CNN? Becausethen he used to do like a
crossfire kind of thing at CNN.But I thought that was just their contract
ended. I can't stand when peoplesay that. People try to say that
about me all the time, andI'm like, simply choosing to not renew
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a contract does not mean someone waslet go. But that's one of the
things that the left does. Theydo it to me constantly, and allowing
contracts to expire and choosing to notrenew them is not being fired. And
for her to say that about Carlsonis incredibly disingenuous. Particularly you know,
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this is the wipe the hard drivelady. But she's saying that, oh,
he's Her more serious accusation is thathe's a useful tool for the Russian
regime. That's what she's saying.She's saying that him going over there to
get this interview and to do that, you know he's going to come out
with a with a contract from aRussian outlet. Well, I don't necessarily
believe that either. And again,this is someone who worked with Russians.
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When you were talking about undermining Libyangovernment to seed the ground, you had
Blumenthal and everyone else involved in that. I mean, we could sit here
and go on into all of thestuff that Hillary Clinton did, and to
say nothing of Fusion GPS working withthe Kremlin to compile a discredited Russian dossier
that the FBI refused to validate.And it was so bad and so shoddy
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that they literally had to lie toa PAISA judge in order to get a
signature to sign off on it.Oh and let's not forget that it was
Hillary Clinton's campaign that paid this discreditedBritish spy through an unregistered Farah activist entity
Fusion GPS that were here lobbying onbehalf of Russian oligarchs to overturn the Magnitsky
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Act. And she was literally workingand paying for Kremlin activity to get involved
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It's time for Dana's Quick five.So see here, I was looking at
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but they say that if people whofrequently pick their noses may be at
a higher risk of developing Alzheimer's.According to a new review of some published
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studies. I feel like they're guessingat this point. This sounds like guessing,
Hey, guess what that everyone thathas that gets Alzheimer's. They also
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drinking water could cause potentially Alzheimer's.Ocaine, but they say it's chronic nose
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picking and it introduces germs and thesensitive nasal cavity that causes brain inflammation and
that's been linked to the onset ofAlzheimer's. Again, that sounds like a
guess. I don't know. Someof this stuff is so goofy. Let's
see here, PETA is targeting awichita company over carousels because the carousel has
animals on it. Okay, youhave illegal immigrants that are dragging sweet poor
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dogs all the way to the southernborder, abandoning them to the elements,
and they're injured and sick and starvingand dying, and you're worried about carousel
like fake animals on a carousel.A North Carolina man was arrested, oh
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Boy, for molesting a fire extinguisher, twenty seven year old Joshua Sanders,
but was it vandalism or was it? I hate the language. They said
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that they found this surveillance footage andSanders apparently broke into and damaged a fire
extinguisher housing unit, and then heproceeded to willfully misuse it. And I
don't even want to know how thisis done. Okay, that we're spot
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where's smart? I mean he kindof smotted his bits, didn't he?
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Brattel's Auctioneers and value wers in Newport, England put a two hundred and eighty
five year old lemon up for auctionand it got about eighteen hundred dollars.
So they found this fruit, thistwo hundred and eighty five year old lemon.
It was from seventeen thirty nine.It was hidden in this nineteenth century
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cabinet. The cabinet only sold forlike forty dollars and readers can see the
They can see pictures of the timeworn lemon, and a wand has it
on a simulcast as well. Sothey the auctioneer said, we thought we'd
have a bit of fun and putthe limon up for auction, and they
said that the fruit is deep brownin color, but remarkably intact. It
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was carved with the words given bymister P. Lou Francini, remember fourth
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been brought to England as a romanticgift from India. So there's a bidding
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final price of it just shive eighteenhundred dollars. So what are you going
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to do with it after the fact? I don't know. Would you are
there? Are they still good atseventeen thirty nine? Stick with us,
We've got a lot more in store. Back after this. I was going
to save this for headlines, andI don't really want to. I want
to talk about it now, mutantwolves. I wasn't gonna touch on this
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at all right now. I wasactually going to go to something else,
but I can't. I don't wantto wait till headlines. And it's just
there's not enough time in headlines togive this this due justice. So you
know everybody knows Chernobyl right, Apparentlythere are some are some mutant wolves exposed
to the Chernobyl disaster and they've evolvedin new superpower. I know what you're
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thinking. I'm thinking it too.When can we adopt them? Who wouldn't?
What? What's your what's your?Do you have pets? Oh?
What do you have? I havea mutant wolf? I mean for real,
I'm recovering after the loss of Rocco. Are frenchie who is very much
not a mutant wolf? Love thatdog with a breakietphallic dogs? Or I
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will tell people? Can I sidebaron this? Excuse me still, I'm
feeling a lot better. Was sickall week. Do not get a frenchie.
French bulldogs are the most adorable,most expensive, most heartbreaking dogs you
will ever get in your life.If you're considering it, save yourself thousands
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of dollars because you will have toget pet insurance. There is not a
frenchie. I don't know anybody whohas ever had a frenchie that has never
had a problem. The way thatthey even come into fruition is cruel because
the dogs can't even be born naturally. They have to do cesareans because their
heads are so large. Like thesedogs cannot exist without human intervention, the
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most dogs. But the top killerof Frenchies is neurological issues. Like I
said, I don't know any frenchie. I know a lot of people that
have them that have never never hadan issue ever. The life spans about
nine years. And like our frenchie, Louis had a brain tumor, Roco
had invertible disk disease, so wehad to get back surgery. That's common
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with Frenchies. And then they alsohave problems with breathing. They can develop
laryngeal paralysis, which is ultimately whatRocco had. He couldn't get surgery for
it because he missed the window becauseof back surgery. So that's where they
suffocate to death and they can't drinkand they can't eat and they're miserable.
And he was dying because he wassuffocating to death. And that's a common
problem with Frenchies. Anyone who tellsyou otherwise is lying to you and is
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trying to scam you with a sickdog for a buck. Don't trust them.
And I don't care if it's afamily member, they're morons then they
I love Frenchchies, it's my favorite, one of my favorite breeds. But
I will never own another Frenchie aslong as I live, I will never
own another French bulldog. They it'stoo heartbreaking and they suffer so much.
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They can't be out in heat,they can't cool themselves off because they're short.
They're bracy afallax, so they havelike no their short face. And
in addition, it's not just beingBracia phallic. They have tons of eye
issues. Rock ahead eye surgery.He almost died. He already almost died
from eye surgery. Their eyes buljob, they can papa, it's crazy.
They have back problems, they haveeven more problems and pugs. It
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is the most heartbreaking breed you couldhave. And we had two of them
that had every issue. And itwasn't that they were bad breeds. Louis
came from like an an a caseAKC Champion line. Like his lineage had
been shown at Westminster. He camefrom a champion family line. Doesn't matter,
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doesn't matter. They're super smart,they're comical, but they have so
many issues. So my public servicemessage to you, if your family's considering
it, don't do not it isthere's don't do it now. We'll probably
get it. We'll probably have getanother dog. I think I would like
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to go to a rescuer shelter,and I need more than one dog.
But I'm never gonna do another Frenchyagain. Now that being said, I
will take a mutant wolf. Nowyou're probably wondering, Dana, you never
told us about the superpowers. Iknow, because that's to come. So
this team of researchers, they foundthese animals in the Chernobyl evacuation zone.
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They have genetically altered immune systems,and these genetically altered immune systems show a
resilience to cancer, and so researchersare now hoping that this discovery can be
used to help find cures for humancancer patients. And they said that since
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it's explosion in eighty six, theygot all the humans out because they had
extreme levels of radiation. Wildlife flourishedthere and it contained six times the allowed
exposure amount for human workers. Andit's still I think that you can go
to parts of it. Because Iwas I can't remember what I was watching.
(24:18):
I was watching some macabre Destination travelshow or something like that. But
they have like grizzly bears and bison, and you know, they have deer
and boar and all kinds of stuff. They but they said that they're trying
to figure out how the animals wereable to survive, and they were taking
the blood samples from like wolves andall this other stuff, and they use
GPS collars and they think that somehowthey've been able to develop a resistance against
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us, and so they're hoping thatthey can figure out, you know,
what mutations occurred there and maybe usethat as a way to you know,
help them with you know, humanity. So it's a very fascinating thing.
I know, like you, Iwas a little disappointed that they didn't turn
into just like humans later and thengo back to wolves and then you know,
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like a were wolf kind of thing. I'm just saying that would have
been that'd have been very interesting.But yeah, for instance, they have
tree frogs over there. Tree Frogsnormally have a green pigmentation, but in
the Chernobyl area, they apparently theygot the mutation made them black and then
they have like a green tinge toit. It's very interesting. So I
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don't know I'm just saying mutant wolves. I'd be done for that. I've
totally taken mute and wolf. Canyou just imagine the signage I'd have to
put up Beware mutant Wolf. Thanksfor tuning in to today's edition of Dana
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Dana Lashes of seard Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. Okay, so, oh
my gosh, excuse me. AFlorida man asks for a ride from a
(00:23):
stranger at a Walmart parking lot andthen stabbed him with a box cutter for
stealing his car. That escalated quickly. The investigators of the case said Nelson
Angel Bellin and he approached a fiftysix year old me on Saturday night,
asked for a ride. Man agreed. Bellen told him where it to go,
and then on the way he toldthe elderly man to get out of
(00:44):
the vehicle and or the fifty sixI guess he's not elderly get out of
the vehicle, and then pulled outa box cutter on him and stabbed him
in his stomach. Numerous times witnessesstart screaming. They saw the men struggling.
The victim collapsed forgetting out of thecar. Bystanders went to help him.
There was a lot of phone video. Apparently he's the victims in critical
but stable condition. He's in thehospital. They recovered the car, they
(01:06):
got the guy. He's being heldat Miami Dade County pre trial detention,
and they said that he's being chargedwith attempted murder and carjacking. Dang man,
no good deed goes unpunished. Youknow what I'm saying, Like,
no good deed goes unpunished. Let'ssee here this Okay, I'm going to
get into this. Lady. Adrunk, naked Florida woman wielding appealer knife
(01:30):
barges into a race track convenience martand threatens to kill staffs deputies. This
is in Saint Petersburg, Florida.Woman down herself behind bars after she burst
into a gas station naked and drunk. No way to go through life,
threatening to kill staff members with apeeler a core an like a apple peeler.
Celia Barrett, thirty five, wasarrested in charge with two counts of
(01:53):
aggravated assault, disorderly intoxication, calling, criminal mischief, exposure of sexual organ
s s h wel sexual organs,trespassing after the incident unfolded at the racetrack
with ok in Saint Petersburg, shewas previously trespassed. I didn't know that
(02:13):
was the way you put that.This sounds like how my grandma would put
it. Barrett who was previously trespassedfrom this gas station. She had been
banned from it back in November.She came back, though she took golly.
She told police she did six shotsof liquor and then grabbed her at
her peeler and then ran off tothe racetrack. Oh my gosh. She
(02:36):
did not request money from the cashier, but she was just complaining about being
previously banned. And then she bangedthe peeler on the counter and she was
screaming obscenities. And then the managercame over and she threatened him with the
peeler too, Loo, what areyou gonna do like peel off that,
you know? And then she waswaving the apple peeler in the air like
she's gonna stab somebody. And thenshe said she was gonna kill people,
(02:57):
lowered her weapon and walked away.And then she knocked down a case of
fifty Red Bull drinks in one displayand destroyed a cart and of cigarettes.
Oh gosh, it gets worse.Then she went outside and then as the
deputy showed up. I don't wantto read the last sentence, should I?
She be Barrett allegedly began to inappropriatelytouch herself inside the gas station.
(03:21):
She's still in custody in Penel's County. Oh my gosh, Okay, I
don't even want to get into thisone. This is a guy who went
to this pirate event and ended upgetting in trouble because he was looking for
a lady he's met on a onead. Oh my gosh. There's a
guy who got a rest warrant issuefor a man accusing accused of dumping a
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sailboat on a beach. You can'tdo that. You can't just leave your
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lot of stuff, including this theborder, the border spin that they have
on it. Now. Now JoeBiden's like, well, guess what,
guys, I guess I will usesome executive orders. Don't know what I'm
gonna do yet. Could have donethat from the beginning. Slick could have
done that from the very get goall right. One of the other things
that I want to hit on.I hate doing this to you, but
I'm gonna play this old lady.So Tucker Carlson, and Tucker's a friend
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of mine. Actually just spoke withhim last night, and he's doing some
extensive traveling and I have a feelingthat he's got a couple more a couple
of more interesting interviews to come.But he went over and he's interviewing Vladimir
Putin and he's putting it on hiswebsite, and it's gonna be Elon.
Musk has said he's not going toa bridget at all. It'll it'll be
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it's going to be live to tape, meaning that you tape it. It's
pretty it's but you treat it likeit's a live broadcast, so there's no
editing, there's no cutting in it'sYou might put what they call a donut
on it, something in the front, something in the back, like a
video marking, you know, anintro or whatever, and that's it,
but live to take means that theytreat it like it's a live thing and
there's no editing. It's just whatyou see is what you get for however
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long that the duration of that interviewis. And so it's going to air
to I think this evening, andhe was getting a lot of flack,
a lot of flak from it,and some people have been I think questioning
his you know, the reason whyhe's going over there and interviewing Putin,
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and he in this video he putlike a two minute long video of an
x and he was explaining that thereare all of these interviews of Zelenski and
a lot of people have given alot of airtime to Zelensky. My gosh,
wasn't the wife at one of theuh what is it? I can't
think of it now, I can'tOr State of the Union? Wasn't the
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wife a guest that one of theState of the Unions? Before? A
lot of interviews have been given toZelenski, a lot of magazine covers,
I mean they mentioned him like anaward shows and all kinds of stuff,
and he thought that it was kindof weird that there has been an absence
of that from the other entity involvedin this war, which he says,
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you know, Vladimir pooting out ofRussia. Now, I don't know if
it's because they've just turned them down, and I don't put anything I mean,
maybe they may have, they mayhave been, this may be,
and don't put anything past like formerKGB dude. Don't put anything past the
former KGB guy to leverage anything.However, Carlson's not stupid. I've known
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Tucker for a long time, sincebow tie days, and I've known Tucker
since he thought that our mutual friendand a dear friend of mine who since
passed, Andrew Breitbart, was twoout there and over the top. Oh
my gosh, if Andrew could seeTucker now. But I don't think he's
(08:07):
dumb. I think that he andnobody everyone's prejudging this interview before it's even
aired, and he's asking him questionsas to, well, why did you
invade you? Why did you invadeyour grade? Why did you why is
all of this happening? I mean, I think those are legitimate questions that
should be asked. I'm I mean, especially if our tax dollars are going
towards paying for this conflict, andespecially if our tax dollars and our participation
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in whatever council Ukraine has been receivingare involved in this and it's reshaping the
argument over foreign policy here domestically,then I think that you are owed an
answer on that are as close toan answer as you can get. That's
journalism, and I don't disagree withthat. And I think Tucker Carlson has
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the right to go and interview whomeverhe wants to go and interview, and
no one needs to, you know, crap the bed over it, for
the lack of a better way toput it. But there have been a
lot of journals, journalists I'm usingthis very loosely, that have been very
upset over this, and they're they'resuper upset over the fact that Tucker Carlson's
going over there and he was interviewinghim, and oh my gosh, why.
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I mean, I think the Americanpeople are going to realize they're not
going to sit here and buy intowhatever he says. I mean, the
excuses that I keep hearing from Democratsare they presuppose that Americans are so stupid
that they're going to take his gospeltruth whatever comes out of Putin's mouth I
mean, this guy's again former KGB, and the idea that anybody in the
(09:37):
United States should be somehow quote unquoteprotected from hearing any Q and A like
this is as calmy as the communiststhat he represents. That doesn't make any
sense to me either. This wasHillary Clinton audio sound bite one who Well,
(10:00):
I'm gonna play this and then I'mgonna shredd it. Go ahead.
I mean, he's like a puppydog, you know, he somehow has
after having been fired from so manyoutlets in the United States. He I
would not be surprised if he emergeswith a contract with outlet because he is
a useful idiot. He says thingsthat are not true. He parents Vladimir
Putin's pack of lies about Ukraine.So I don't see why Putin wouldn't give
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him an interview because through him hecan, you know, continue to lie
about what is you know, objectivesare in Ukraine and you know what he
expects to see happen. It's reallyquite sad that not just somebody like Tucker
Carlson, who has, as Isaid, been fired so many times because
he seems unable to you know,correlate his reporting with the truth, but
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also because it's a sign that thereare people in this country right now who
are like a fifth column for VladimirPutin, and why, oh my gosh,
can we I mean, if youwant to have a discussion about any
kind of fifth column for Vladimir Putin, let's talk about how you were green
(11:16):
green lighting certain what is it uraniumresources, et cetera for Russia without going
through the proper procedures in Congress.I mean, we could sit here and
talk all day about what Hillary Clinton'sbeen a fifth column for just good heavens
for her someone to like her tosay that you got fired from running for
president his thing with Fox, Itdoes I don't necessarily whether I don't even
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I'm not going to sit here andspeculate as so what he you know,
the situation with Fox, But whatother networks was was he fired for from?
Was she talking about CNN? Becausethen he used to do like a
crossfire kind of thing at CNN.But I thought that was just their contract
ended. I can't stand when peoplesay that. People try to say that
about me all the time, andI'm like, simply choosing to not renew
(12:01):
a contract does not mean someone waslet go. But that's one of the
things that the left does. Theydo it to me constantly, and allowing
contracts to expire and choosing to notrenew them is not being fired. And
for her to say that about Carlsonis incredibly disingenuous. Particularly you know,
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this is the wipe the hard drivelady. But she's saying that, oh,
he's Her more serious accusation is thathe's a useful tool for the Russian
regime. That's what she's saying.She's saying that him going over there to
get this interview and to do that, you know he's going to come out
with a with a contract from aRussian outlet. Well, I don't necessarily
believe that either. And again,this is someone who worked with Russians.
(12:46):
When you were talking about undermining Libyangovernment to seed the ground, you had
Blumenthal and everyone else involved in that. I mean, we could sit here
and go on into all of thestuff that Hillary Clinton did, and to
say nothing of Fusion GPS working withthe Kremlin to compile a discredited Russian dossier
that the FBI refused to validate.And it was so bad and so shoddy
(13:11):
that they literally had to lie toa PAISA judge in order to get a
signature to sign off on it.Oh and let's not forget that it was
Hillary Clinton's campaign that paid this discreditedBritish spy through an unregistered Farah activist entity
Fusion GPS that were here lobbying onbehalf of Russian oligarchs to overturn the Magnitsky
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It's time for Dana's Quick five.So see here, I was looking at
this story. I'm going to dothe Alzheimer's one. So they say this
is a suff Worth the Weather Channelfor some reason, I don't know why,
but they say that if people whofrequently pick their noses may be at
a higher risk of developing Alzheimer's.According to a new review of some published
(15:31):
studies. I feel like they're guessingat this point. This sounds like guessing,
Hey, guess what that everyone thathas that gets Alzheimer's. They also
wear shoes and they drink water,So it feels like drink Wearing shoes and
drinking water could cause potentially Alzheimer's.Ocaine, but they say it's chronic nose
(15:56):
picking and it introduces germs and thesensitive nasal cavity that causes brain inflammation and
that's been linked to the onset ofAlzheimer's. Again, that sounds like a
guess. I don't know. Someof this stuff is so goofy. Let's
see here, PETA is targeting awichita company over carousels because the carousel has
animals on it. Okay, youhave illegal immigrants that are dragging sweet poor
(16:22):
dogs all the way to the southernborder, abandoning them to the elements,
and they're injured and sick and starvingand dying, and you're worried about carousel
like fake animals on a carousel.A North Carolina man was arrested, oh
(16:51):
Boy, for molesting a fire extinguisher, twenty seven year old Joshua Sanders,
but was it vandalism or was it? I hate the language. They said
(17:11):
that they found this surveillance footage andSanders apparently broke into and damaged a fire
extinguisher housing unit, and then heproceeded to willfully misuse it. And I
don't even want to know how thisis done. Okay, that we're spot
(17:32):
where's smart? I mean he kindof smotted his bits, didn't he?
I mean there's no other Okay,we're not. His mugshot is did you
did have nightmares? This fascinating becauseokay, Lemon's my favorite fruit. I
love everything lemon. New York Posthas a story about how these auctioneers,
(17:52):
Brattel's Auctioneers and value wers in Newport, England put a two hundred and eighty
five year old lemon up for auctionand it got about eighteen hundred dollars.
So they found this fruit, thistwo hundred and eighty five year old lemon.
It was from seventeen thirty nine.It was hidden in this nineteenth century
(18:17):
cabinet. The cabinet only sold forlike forty dollars and readers can see the
They can see pictures of the timeworn lemon, and a wand has it
on a simulcast as well. Sothey the auctioneer said, we thought we'd
have a bit of fun and putthe limon up for auction, and they
said that the fruit is deep brownin color, but remarkably intact. It
(18:40):
was carved with the words given bymister P. Lou Francini, remember fourth
seventeen thirty nine, to miss eBaxter. They thought that it may have
been brought to England as a romanticgift from India. So there's a bidding
war that drove they call it ancientfruit. It's not that drove. The
final price of it just shive eighteenhundred dollars. So what are you going
(19:00):
to do with it after the fact? I don't know. Would you are
there? Are they still good atseventeen thirty nine? Stick with us,
We've got a lot more in store. Back after this. I was going
to save this for headlines, andI don't really want to. I want
to talk about it now, mutantwolves. I wasn't gonna touch on this
(19:23):
at all right now. I wasactually going to go to something else,
but I can't. I don't wantto wait till headlines. And it's just
there's not enough time in headlines togive this this due justice. So you
know everybody knows Chernobyl right, Apparentlythere are some are some mutant wolves exposed
to the Chernobyl disaster and they've evolvedin new superpower. I know what you're
(19:48):
thinking. I'm thinking it too.When can we adopt them? Who wouldn't?
What? What's your what's your?Do you have pets? Oh?
What do you have? I havea mutant wolf? I mean for real,
I'm recovering after the loss of Rocco. Are frenchie who is very much
not a mutant wolf? Love thatdog with a breakietphallic dogs? Or I
(20:12):
will tell people? Can I sidebaron this? Excuse me still, I'm
feeling a lot better. Was sickall week. Do not get a frenchie.
French bulldogs are the most adorable,most expensive, most heartbreaking dogs you
will ever get in your life.If you're considering it, save yourself thousands
(20:33):
of dollars because you will have toget pet insurance. There is not a
frenchie. I don't know anybody whohas ever had a frenchie that has never
had a problem. The way thatthey even come into fruition is cruel because
the dogs can't even be born naturally. They have to do cesareans because their
heads are so large. Like thesedogs cannot exist without human intervention, the
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most dogs. But the top killerof Frenchies is neurological issues. Like I
said, I don't know any frenchie. I know a lot of people that
have them that have never never hadan issue ever. The life spans about
nine years. And like our frenchie, Louis had a brain tumor, Roco
had invertible disk disease, so wehad to get back surgery. That's common
(21:18):
with Frenchies. And then they alsohave problems with breathing. They can develop
laryngeal paralysis, which is ultimately whatRocco had. He couldn't get surgery for
it because he missed the window becauseof back surgery. So that's where they
suffocate to death and they can't drinkand they can't eat and they're miserable.
And he was dying because he wassuffocating to death. And that's a common
problem with Frenchies. Anyone who tellsyou otherwise is lying to you and is
(21:41):
trying to scam you with a sickdog for a buck. Don't trust them.
And I don't care if it's afamily member, they're morons then they
I love Frenchchies, it's my favorite, one of my favorite breeds. But
I will never own another Frenchie aslong as I live, I will never
own another French bulldog. They it'stoo heartbreaking and they suffer so much.
(22:03):
They can't be out in heat,they can't cool themselves off because they're short.
They're bracy afallax, so they havelike no their short face. And
in addition, it's not just beingBracia phallic. They have tons of eye
issues. Rock ahead eye surgery.He almost died. He already almost died
from eye surgery. Their eyes buljob, they can papa, it's crazy.
They have back problems, they haveeven more problems and pugs. It
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is the most heartbreaking breed you couldhave. And we had two of them
that had every issue. And itwasn't that they were bad breeds. Louis
came from like an an a caseAKC Champion line. Like his lineage had
been shown at Westminster. He camefrom a champion family line. Doesn't matter,
(22:49):
doesn't matter. They're super smart,they're comical, but they have so
many issues. So my public servicemessage to you, if your family's considering
it, don't do not it isthere's don't do it now. We'll probably
get it. We'll probably have getanother dog. I think I would like
(23:10):
to go to a rescuer shelter,and I need more than one dog.
But I'm never gonna do another Frenchyagain. Now that being said, I
will take a mutant wolf. Nowyou're probably wondering, Dana, you never
told us about the superpowers. Iknow, because that's to come. So
this team of researchers, they foundthese animals in the Chernobyl evacuation zone.
(23:32):
They have genetically altered immune systems,and these genetically altered immune systems show a
resilience to cancer, and so researchersare now hoping that this discovery can be
used to help find cures for humancancer patients. And they said that since
(23:56):
it's explosion in eighty six, theygot all the humans out because they had
extreme levels of radiation. Wildlife flourishedthere and it contained six times the allowed
exposure amount for human workers. Andit's still I think that you can go
to parts of it. Because Iwas I can't remember what I was watching.
(24:18):
I was watching some macabre Destination travelshow or something like that. But
they have like grizzly bears and bison, and you know, they have deer
and boar and all kinds of stuff. They but they said that they're trying
to figure out how the animals wereable to survive, and they were taking
the blood samples from like wolves andall this other stuff, and they use
GPS collars and they think that somehowthey've been able to develop a resistance against
(24:41):
us, and so they're hoping thatthey can figure out, you know,
what mutations occurred there and maybe usethat as a way to you know,
help them with you know, humanity. So it's a very fascinating thing.
I know, like you, Iwas a little disappointed that they didn't turn
into just like humans later and thengo back to wolves and then you know,
(25:03):
like a were wolf kind of thing. I'm just saying that would have
been that'd have been very interesting.But yeah, for instance, they have
tree frogs over there. Tree Frogsnormally have a green pigmentation, but in
the Chernobyl area, they apparently theygot the mutation made them black and then
they have like a green tinge toit. It's very interesting. So I
(25:26):
don't know I'm just saying mutant wolves. I'd be done for that. I've
totally taken mute and wolf. Canyou just imagine the signage I'd have to
put up Beware mutant Wolf. Thanksfor tuning in to today's edition of Dana
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