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(00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida. Man, I love this.
So a Florida representative introduces a billthat would make it impossible to punish someone

(00:24):
for the unauthorized killing of a bear. But he says that no, no,
no, it's just the crack bearsthat we're talking about, not all
bears. What I'm not kidding you, he says, just the ones that
are on crack. We're talking aboutthe ones that are on crack. They
break your door down, they're standingin your living room, growling, tearing

(00:44):
your house apart. You should beable to shoot that bear. I'm not
kidding you. It was house builteighty seven. I'm pulling it up right
now. This is an actual thingtaking of bears. Is there a Jason
Chauff, Yeah, he goes,we love bears. Bears are cute and

(01:07):
cuddly. No, it's only somebears that have to die, the crack
ones. That's literally what it was. They So The Guardian wrote a whole
piece on how they were unable tofind a documented incident of any of Florida's
estimated population of four thousand and fiftyblack bears having ingested crack. And he's
like, well, you know,I use the phrase on crack like if

(01:30):
they're acting like if they're on crack, not like if they're lead through the
ingesting crack. There's probably a betterway to put it. But okay,
I mean aggressive, dangerous, youknow, something like that. A Florida
man wields a machete, vows toeat his body and a chilling threat to
landscaper a Coral Springs man is nowwe have this, there's assumed to developments

(01:53):
in it because at first it wasjust a guy who brandished a machete.
No, now it's he got intoa fight with a landscape worker, and
according to Coral Springs police, thisguy not only brandished an actual machete,
but he also said he was goingto chop up said lawn care worker and
eat him. The victim a locallandscaping company owner. The guy's name who

(02:20):
is the aggressor, Samuel Diorio sixtythree. The landscaper and his crew were
working at a nearby residence. Diorioapproached photographed the truck. The guy asked
why it escalated, and Dioria says, I will cut you two pieces.
I will cut you up today,I will eat your bodies. That's a
pretty serious. That guy's a crackbear. So the guy ended up being

(02:47):
He was transported Broward County Main Jail. He was arrested by Coral Springs Police
Department. Man, Coral Springs.Can you imagine like that whole area?
First you got the crack bears,and now now you got this guy who
acts like a cracked beer over someOkay, let's see here, I also
have I got a couple of reallygood ones. Let's do. A Florida

(03:09):
woman was accused of hitting a manand a child on bikes with a broomstick.
Jeez, Florida woman has landed herselfbehind bars. A net Krupnika fifty
nine was arrested in charge with aggravatedbattery with a deadly weapon with bulb blah
blah blah blah so Leesburg neighborhood.Apparently she was in the middle of the
road and literally was hitting kids withbroomsticks with a broomstick on a bike,

(03:32):
and apparently someone's doorball camera recorded herdoing it. So as a kid rode
past her, she'd hit him witha broomstick. So she was taking a
Lake County jail. She's still therefive thousand dollars bond because you can't you
know, you can't hit people onbikes with broomsticks. This is not something
that you can't do. It's ohman, that's not the craziest story I

(03:55):
have today. So Cape Coral.Back to Cape Coral. They're busy.
They got crack bears, they gotthe guy threaten to eat his landscaper,
and then now they're looking for acookie monster, like literally, like an
actual like cookie monster pajama clad peoplewho have been stealing from lows. It's

(04:15):
a male and a female who wentin. If you go okay, I
get very Carl Lagerfield about pajamas inpublic, Like I just feel like you've
given up on life if you werein pajamas in public, like you've just
like you're what step away from suicidingyourself. A male and female in matching
Cookie Monster pajamas tried to rob aLow store. When stop a loss prevention,

(04:38):
the guy revealed a gun in thewaste in the waistband of his Cookie
Monster jammis and they were able toget away. So there's there the Cape
Corp police are looking for them.So if you see two losers who wear
pajamas and don't carry properly, it'sprobably these two schmucks. It's probably them.
Jim Many Christmas crack bears. Maybehe's talking about those. Maybe Shop

(05:01):
was talking about these people as thecrack bears. I don't know. So
she utilized both male and female names, But through all of our investigation to
this point, talking with individuals,interviews, documents, Houston Police Department reports,

(05:23):
she has been identified this entire timeas female. She her and so
we are identifying her as Genes cMoreno Hispanic female se See. We talked
about this yesterday. First off,welcome back to the program. You're super
mean former not totally retired goth kidhere, Dana Lash. We talked about

(05:44):
this yesterday. And this is whyso much of the trans rheteric is such
garbage, because everybody who's sitting heretrying to figure out is this purp a
dude or a chick? Because itwas so confusing because someone was saying that
the medical examiner said it was achick, but that she called herself Jeffrey
and was taking like t shots andstuff. Why see this is why I

(06:08):
need a camera on your face.Kin will not do it. You gotta
help me convince him. Why,okay, join the show. What's up?
Why are you over there making Kaneface? Because everything? So,
his name was Jeffrey when he wasin El Salvador. He comes here and
becomes a non Hispanic white woman,and then everyone's just gonna be like,
you know, she I know,But was it? That's what's so confusing

(06:31):
about it. Was it a dudeor chick? Like he came out screaming
as a dude. That's how Iunderstood it yesterday. Now granted because I
don't care, I didn't look anyfurther, but this was how I dug
into it yesterday. Spent enough timeon it yesterday to know that this was

(06:55):
a guy that then became a womanhere. They said that during So during
the initial press conference, police didn'tsay that Moreno was transgender. They said
that Moreno used male and female names, and she had been been identify blah
blah blah. I mean, it'sbut it was a trans but but he

(07:20):
was transgender, so he was.But he was a guy identified as a
check. That's what I hate aboutthis. This is why there was so
much time in the investigation dedicated tojust this. This is so stupid,
It's so dumb. I mean,can you imagine if there was a Bolo
out, Oh my gosh, thepublic is in danger of being shot and

(07:44):
killed by this crazy, you know, legal immigrant that has a violent record
and and tons of weapons charges.I don't even know how they illegally obtained
how he she it, Frank andWien or whatever. How they were able
to even sustain it obtain a firearmin the first place. Nobody knows.
So can you imagine the general publicbeing like, well, what do we

(08:07):
look out for? Well, itcould be a white woman, but it's
a guy from El Salvador, youknow what I mean? Like, well,
I mean, you guys could bemurdered by a white woman, but
it's actually a guy from El Salvador. It's a goodluck with that, you
know, Bolo. And then thegeneral public is like, the hell,

(08:30):
we what are we looking up for? Who's you know? I'm like looking
at it. I mean, everybody'sa suspect at that point. Well,
I mean, it could be awhite woman, but it could also be
an El Salvadorian man. I mean, we don't know it's very important that
we indulge the feelings and political sensitivitiesof the criminal. It's very important.

(08:52):
I mean that, guys, isit better to be dead or polite in
terms of political correctness? I mean, that's really the ways that we have
here. You know, we don'twant to We don't want to risk it
with the political sensitivities of the criminal. Yes, you and your kids could
all die, but we don't wantto risk it for any other biscuit.

(09:15):
But political correctness. That's the waywe're gonna roll. This guy who came
out this press conference that one playedon the simulcast, he looked like John
Candy in National Lampoon's Uh Family Vacationcoming out telling you the parks closed.
Mooself Front should have told you hecame. He looked like a He looked

(09:37):
like a He looked like that guy. He doesn't he though all this sorry,
but the discussion about their agina orarena is closed. Mouseof Front should
have told you so what he said. That's him right now. Yes,
we are making Front of this absurdityand the most absurd way possible because they
actually spent time on this and thenwith his hand gestures. Is this like

(10:01):
are you feeding ducks? Like whatis with the hand gestures at the same
time, like I'm dying right now. This is a problem I and I
looked on social media. There werepeople because I had posted about it,
and there were people in my mentionsthat were so mad about this, and
they were and they kept going,it was a man, it was a
woman, It was a man.It was Meanwhile, everybody's getting mrked.

(10:24):
Everybody's good. I mean, thinkabout it again. Just go back to
that well of hypothetical. You know, if they had a beer on the
lookout for are there a white womanor a L. Salvadorian man? Or
break break one? Uh? Yeah, can you run that by me again?

(10:46):
Over? Yeah? Ten four there, smoky, we got uh we
got a U. L. Salvadorianman, or we got a white woman
from Kansas. We don't know oneor two. We're ducking. I mean,

(11:07):
can you imagine not think about it, yes or whatever, but think
about it. Imagine the ATF showsup, like just in this grand scheme
of craziness, and the ATF showsup and and they're confused because you know,
this person had like tons of weaponscharges right previously. Think about it.
What are they gonna do? Imean, what are they gonna shoot?

(11:28):
Who they're gonna shoot? They don'tknow? Yeah ATF ATF hare on
scene pop directions over Yeah, ATFjust Uh could be a white woman,
could be an old Salvatory man.Uh, we don't know. Over,
So you're telling us to shoot allthe dogs. After telling us shoot all
the dogs and maybe shoot some kids. That's to retain over ATF here over.

(11:56):
I mean sometimes they have enough ofa problem identifying the right things.
And you know, I mean,I'm just saying this. Do you see
how crazy this could get? Yougot everybody shown up and they don't know
what the hell to do. Everyone'sa suspect. Everybody's a suspect. You
are in Texas, could be anEl Salvadory man or a white woman.

(12:16):
Well, hell that's everybody. Everybody'sa suspect. Get down, you're all
guilty. All because we had totickle the jimmy's of the political sensitivities of
trans rhetoric. Do you see howdumb this is? Now? And then
we got this one guy, wellshe identified as well, whatever it was

(12:37):
identified as was because they're dead.They got popped. That's how it is.
I can't believe that we spent thatthey spent, law enforcement spent all
that time they had to stop andaddress it, and they still don't.
I just think that when you aregoing out to kill people, you don't
get the courtesy of having people playmake believe with you about your genitals.

(13:01):
You know, don't you forfeit that? I mean, I wouldn't even say
excuse me if I bumped into you, So what the hell makes you think
that I'm gonna sit here and playpretend with you about your genitals. I
don't get it. You are notout that courtesy if you're going out.
Actually you're not odd at all,and you're especially not ouded if you're gonna

(13:22):
go out and start killing people andtargeting people at a church with a Palestine
sticker slapped on your rifle. Imean literally put a sticker that set free
Palestine on the rifle, and themedia is like, gosh, we just
don't even know what the motive is. I don't even know, so it's
crazy. Just this guy from ElSalvador, this white woman whichever, we

(13:48):
just had this rifle and they puta sticker that said Palestine. I just
don't even know what the motive is. Yay, journalisaming kicking here. It's
like Ralph from the Simpsons, andI helped. This is the reality of
this whole situation. Oh my gosh, Now you see how crazy it is.

(14:09):
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(15:41):
It's time for Dana's quick five.Southern California was shaken by thirteen earthquakes over
twenty five minutes. They said,several of them, which the largest registered
a magnitude of five point oh struckEl Centro in the Imperial Valley. They've
said that this is according to theUnited States Geological Survey Shake Alert. They

(16:02):
have a whole count that they poston x They said that the rattling went
all the way up until one am, when the thirteenth quake of the series
that began less than a half hourearlier was recorded. So they said that
that was two days after four pointsix hit northwest of Malibu. Man,

(16:22):
that's just a that's one thing.I don't earth. No earthquakes and tornadoes.
I don't like oohn title has,I don't tsunamis. I don't like
those either. Let's see stunned childrenreturn from a New Hampshire termed to a
Hampshire from school trip to France andthey found two illegal immigrants and the luggage
compartment of their bus. This wasin Britain, a whole bus. After

(16:44):
they returned from a school trip toFrance. They all get back on the
bus and they found two twenty yearold dudes lying inside under the bus where
they have the luggage and they justhad yeah. They after the drawer was
opened, one tried to run off. Parents just you lads, then,
is it. Yeah, And theysaid that it's quite concerning because you had

(17:06):
thirty six kids on the bus andno one knew that they were there.
There was a little concerning. Yeah, you think so that is concerning.
Let's see that we had the Thiswas this was one of the worst stories
I've ever read. This has todo with Kansas City, Missouri. A
mother who apparently has some mental developmentaldifficulties said she confused her child the oven

(17:34):
for the crib and she put herbarely not I think it was an eight
month old baby in the oven andbaked her to death. And this is
a horrible story. Mariah Thomas ofKansas City was charged with endangering the welfare
of a child. She put herdown for an app in an oven.
The child did not live because sheburned alive. I mean, it was

(17:56):
just horrific. They her apparently laidher clothes were melted to her diaper.
It was just off. She saysshe put the child on for an app
and accidentally placed her in the oveninstead of the crib. And apparently,
I think it because she apparently doeshave some serious developmental difficulties mentally, but
apparently she also is just an evilpiece of trash. I think too.

(18:18):
I think it's both of these issues, because when I was reading a different
article, she apparently had a limitedintelligence level and all of this stuff and
was struggling to care for the childjust by herself to do basic things,
and she had to have some help. But goodness, that's just one of
the most horrific things I think I'veever ever read. Oh my gosh,

(18:41):
let's see a couple of other thingson this. Only only eighty six percent
of Americans think Biden is too oldfor another term. Only eighty six percent.
Only only eighty six percent. Ilove how the surveys do this.
It's an ABC Ipsois News poll.They said, yes, only eighty six
per that's that's yeah, that's almosteverybody. Yeah, that's like way over,

(19:04):
that's way over the whole. Yeah. And we all know Lloyd to
Austin went back to the hospital rightwhere everybody knows he went back. He's
got his deputy who's now in charge, and apparently Biden still hasn't spoken with
him. I wrote a piece.If you haven't seen it, I put
it up on my sub stack,chapter in verse, and it gets into
and I saw that who is it? I think it was Mark Wahlberg had

(19:27):
said something about the woke cheese,the woke good Jesus ads that they had,
because Mark Wahlberg's stuff was actually reallygood. His Uh he had a
like a Christian meditation app where hefocuses on prayer and all this stuff,
and his stuff I think is actuallyis actually good and useful. But he

(19:52):
had a video where he was encouragingeverybody to pray and all this stuff he
focuses on, you know, likethe real meaning as everybody else focuses on
identity. And I wrote about thisbecause I keep there, I keep learning
more about this group that's behind thatthey did the whole He Gets Us ads
stuff, and uh, that's whatI wrote about. And you can see

(20:14):
it over at substack. It's calledthe problem with Buddy Jesus Blasphemy. The
group that's behind that He Gets Uscampaign is called Come Near and they make
idols of political identity. And that'sexactly what it is because this and I
went and I looked back at allthe images they used in the ad that
they bought, this multi million dollarsSuper Bowl ad that they purchased, and

(20:36):
I thought it was AI images,and it looks like AI images, but
actually it's it's actually weirdly staged photographsthat they decided to you know, filter
and all this airbrush and all thisother stuff. But what this ad does
from the onset and I and I'mgoing to get into the background of the
people who are the strategists and helpcome up with the concepts for their ads.

(20:59):
But what this does is it takesthese avatars a very predictable political and
ideological divisions. And you have likea presumably pregnant woman who's having her feet
washed outside of a planned parenthood.You got a police officer washing a black
eyed feed, a popular high schoolgirl washing the feet of an alternative girl.

(21:19):
You know, the cowboy washing theAmerican Indians feet. You got the
roughneck who's washing the climate protesters feet, you know, I mean, you
get the blonde suburban wife washing thefeet of an illegal immigrant woman. I
mean, that's what you get.And while they're attempting to lecture everybody on
societal division, the heat gets uspeople. I Mean, when you look

(21:40):
at these ads, they're playing inthe misogyny and bigotry that they're claiming to
reject. Themselves with the way thatthey're setting these the images for the ads.
I mean, you're reducing They reducedeveryone who is concerned about illegal immigration.
They reduce them all down to toa blonde, suburban presumably housewife.

(22:03):
They made her look like, leaveit to Beaver's mom on her knees in
the middle of her cul de sacwashing the feet of this one woman who
presumably came here with a whole bustloadof illegal immigrants, and she's standing there
defiantly. All of the people ontheir knees doing the washing of the feet
are all the people that you wouldplace on the right, whereas all the
people who are having their feet washerall the people that you would place on

(22:26):
the left. There is not aninstance where these roles are reversed where you
have a transactivist washing the feet oflike an actual woman, or an illegal
immigrant or cartel member washing the feetof a besieged border rancher. And the
fact that none of these were everreversed ever, kind of that's what suggests

(22:49):
that the hole he gets us people. They didn't view the feet washing act
as how it was meant in theBible. They viewed it as a symbol
of rectification right for those who arepro legal immigration or pro life or whatever,
like, they were the ones whodid something wrong and they have to
rectify it because of who they are. That's what the AD plays into.

(23:11):
And it also suggests that Jesus cameto serve rather than teach his disciples humility
in service. And because of this, the AD makes political identity and idol.
That's exactly what it does. Weare divided by these identities, the
ADS is telling you, and thesedifferent identities won't be nice to one another,

(23:33):
when in reality were divided because welive in a godless society and you
can't have true peace without the saviorof mankind. And the only identities is
as children of the kingdom. Theydressed all this up in social justice regalia
and then they fell victim to whatthey claimed they wanted to avoid. Right,

(23:55):
they've previously portrayed Jesus and his disciplesas bite gangs, and they've they've
portrayed Jesus and marrying Joseph as illegalimmigrants. By the way, Egypt was
part of the Roman Empire, soit would be like me moving from Missouri
to Texas. That's exactly what itwas like. But I don't even know
what is He gets us, hedoesn't. Jesus never affirm sin. He
rebuked it anyway. The people behindus, they're anti Israel. They've protected

(24:18):
their tweets from public view, andthey've donated a lot to the left.
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