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Did you all see this video?Hold up, it's this video of a
dude. This is at KIP Academy. It's in Massachusetts, and this is
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a basketball game. And this dudeat KIP Academy was playing basketball with on
a girls team as a girl.The crazy thing is that the team had
a forfeit because another girl got verybadly injured by a dude who identifies as
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a chick. It's the KIP Academygirls team. They got a dude he's
legit got facial hair on his face. This is some of the some of
the video. Somebody took a videoof the screen of the the KIP officials
refused to confirm the player's gender identification. That's what Massachusetts their local media had
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said. So it's the KIP had. The collegiate charter schools Lowell in Massachusetts
forfeited its February eighth game against Kipat halftime, and the coach decided to
end his game as his roster wasgetting depleted. Four days four playoffs at
the school. And it shows thisdude, he's got a ponytail in facial
hair, and he's bigger than allthe other chicks he has. He goes
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after a ball that's in the handsof an opposing player, rips it out
of her hands and takes her tothe ground. He's he's six foot plus
facial hair, and he literally wrestledit out of her hands and threw her
to the ground. She had troublegetting up. She actually was legitimately injured.
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And this is good Heaven. Sothe healthy players were afraid of getting
injured and not being able to competein the playoffs, so they were really
worried about this, and they theschool wouldn't actually come out and say that
they believe it's the dude who treatsthe female team like a JV roster,
Whether or not that was the reasonthat they the other team had forfeited.
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The other team didn't want its playersget hurt. I mean, I'm shocked
by this. You see that video, how he rustled that out of her
hands came I mean, he justknocked her to the ground. I mean,
anybody seeing this, anybody advocating forthis, is being intellectually disingenuous in
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their arguments. They're trying to somehownegate the actual safety of these women to
usher in some sort of you know, woke ideology that you're big at it
if you're pointing out factual data inthis realm. It's sad and it's a
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shame that our media is so garbagethat they're continuing to perpetuate. I keep
watching this over and over again.I mean, this dude, when he
grabbed the ball from her and shewouldn't let go, I mean, he
that was malicious. He was beinga bee. He is facial hair,
and they can't get kipped to confirmhis gender. Identity. Well, let's
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see, he's a well over sixfoot, he's got facial hair and a
penis. I don't know it's anyone'sbest guess they I'm just like shock.
I keep watching this. He Imean, that's abusive. That wasn't just
tense play. That wasn't just grapplingover the ball. That was him being
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a jerk and him being I'm adude, and I'm going to use my
strength to throw you to the ground. That's exactly what that was. So
now you have women and they didn'twant to play. They didn't want to
play against this team because apparently he'svery physical. He's very physical. And
I read another article where it saidthat when the first time something like that's
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happened, there are women who aregetting injured from trans players. The I
think the last one that was onvideo, because there was a report that
came out. There was one.There was one that was on video.
It was a volleyball player. Shesued because she got spiked in the head
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by a male player and it gaveher concussion, knocked her right out on
the court, knocked her right out. She said that she was injured by
this trans athlete. It all happenedon video. I feel bad for these
I feel bad for these female athletes. Peyton McNabb she got spiked in the
face by a dude who was treatingthe women's volleyball team as a JV league
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and she still has impaired visions.She's not even able to She wasn't able
to compete player final season. It'saffected her she got hit so hard in
the head. There was a fieldhockey injury a male athlete on a girls
high school field hockey team, againin Massachusetts. This was just last year.
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It was a game between Swampscott andDighton. How do you say,
is it reoboth? Yeah? InDelaware, a player lifted a ball in
the air while taking a shot onthe goal. The ball hit the player
on the opposing team right in theface. The girls screamed out, I
mean if like brokeer face, it'sthis is just crazy. There's so many
stories of this. There was areport that came out, a twenty eight
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page report that showed how women andgirls are suffering dislocations. They are suffering
broken bones because they're having to competeagainst much bigger, much heavier, much
more, much skier male athletes costplaneas women. It was a group called
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fair Play for Women. They releaseda twenty eight page well well evidenced report.
During a judo tournament, a sixfoot a six foot plus man who
is super heavy broke a woman's fingerand dislocated the shoulder of another during a
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judo tournament, and a rugby team, female rugby players were forced to share
an open shower with a male teammatewho still has all his bits and is
attracted to women, but just identifiesas a woman. One athlete at a
school received numerous death threats and hadto quit all sports because she raised concerns
about competing against men much bigger andstronger than her who were costplaane as women.
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A thirteen year old girl was removedfrom her soccer team as goalkeeper and
that position was given to a boyidentifying as a girl. A rowing team,
one university rower was forced to sharechanging rooms with a man who identified
as a woman, and another teammatewas asked to share overnight accommodation with him.
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I mean, I there's a goeson and on and on and on
and on. Cyclists, runners,soccer players, rugby, rowing, volleyball,
basketball, It goes on and onand on. This is this is
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a legitimate, serious thing. Sohow many more? I mean, there's
all of these there are all ofthese teams, all of these these athletes
coming forward. I mean I boxers, Good heavens, because now isn't that
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what the Olympics are looking at.They're ending women's sports and this isn't about
being accepted. This is see again, this is another reason that I disagree
with Nikki Haley on because remember backwhen she was on video saying this stuff
where she had said that, youknow, all the government shouldn't get involved
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with the bathroom thing. That's whenthey were looking at having this bathroom ordinance,
and she said that, oh,it should be between you know,
it's between the parents and their familyand their doctor, et cetera, talking
about you know, unnecessary medical surgeriesfor trans and she says, oh,
this is you know, you don'twant to invite big government to get involved
in this. Big government's already involvedin this. I wrote a whole piece
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about this over at Substack, chapterand verse. This is what I'm talking
about. You have women who arehaving their health altered permanently, women who
are losing opportunities women who are beingremoved from sports teams, women who are
being physically injured. We're talking brokenbones, not hurt feelings here. So
this goes beyond big government. They'vealready made their say in it. Sus
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just shocking, But that video issomething else. I don't know. I
gotta tell y'all, I don't knowhow because I'm a loud parent with sports.
So when my one of my kidsran cross country. I ran cross
country and track and went to stateand all that stuff. When I was
in school and one of my kidsran cross country, I'm this is the
type of parent I am. Iwould go to the hardest parts of the
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of the map and I'd hide inthe bushes or the weeds or something.
Whenever i'd see my kid coming aroundgetting sluts when I'd pop up, cause
you know, those are the parts, and I know because they used to
run this stuff. Those are theparts that you kind of you relax on
a little bit and then when peopleare there and they're watching, and then
you speed up and you get yournormal stride back. Oh my gosh,
I would like went everywhere. Igot a wagon with like big wheels,
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and I'd like cart around the otherkid. Oh man, it was something.
We're a loud parents. I don'tknow how anybody could be watching their
kids playing. If that was mydaughter that had gotten ripped to the ground
like that, I would have beathis ass. Oh my gosh, it
would have been on camera. Iwould have flown down to that court like
a spider monkey, and I wouldhave beaten him within an inch of his
life. That boy maybe six feetsomething plus. But I am meaner.
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My meanness offsets that I'd have beathim to death on the court. There's
no way that would have happened becausewhat he did was malicious. That is
ignorant. Now that girl's she hadto literally go to the hospital. It
wasn't for show, it wasn't fortheater. It wasn't to try to play
at victimhood. I mean, didyou see how hard are head at the
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five guys, I got Bingo,I got Bingo already here it is el
Chappo's granddaughter eighteen joins the hunt forthe lockedness monster while in Scotland, I
didn't have you had that. Ididn't have that. I just threw a
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bunch of stuff on a car andI was like, this is never gonna
happen. And now I got bingo. What do I win nothing? You
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That's what happens. But for real, her dad or her dad is
one of his kids, obviously,and she's been in Scotland and now and
she went to a Johnny Walker whiskeytasting and now she's apparently on a boat
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trip looking for lockness. Okay,he's probably dumped some of the beast and
furious guns in there too. I'mjust saying, I don't know who said
that. That wasn't me. Also, it's such a weird Jeff Landry has,
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if people live in this valley andthey follow five distinct diet and lifestyle habits,
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apparently they live for a really longtime and it means you gotta go.
I'm gonna try to say this.It is the Avgark village. So
it's like, does this in hindukushin north located far north of Pakistine?
I don't think so, but anyway, they said life expectancy there for some
reason is like one hundred years.And they eat apricot seeds and oil,
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tons of oil, tons of apricotseeds. That's like apparently part of their
like every meal they have and everytraditional hunzie dish includes apricot oil. And
locals use hand run machines. Usedto it was all made by hand.
Now they use hand run machines.And I watched a video about this after
I saw this headline because you putthis in here, and I was like,
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that's the real Now I'm like interestedin harvesting kernels from apricots. They
said that all of the dried versionsof the fruit help with altitude sickness.
They have apricot soup. They cookall the food with the oil, even
the meat, even the meat iswith apricott oil. That actually sounds very
interesting. They also never stop moving, and they drink glacier water. It's
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called Ponza water, and it's filteredthrough layers of ice and rock, and
apparently it contains and it's like amilky looking that's what they drink that and
they don't need process food. SoI need to get some glacier water and
apricot seeds. This is what I'mhearing. And Alaska man recited because he
harassed a moose. Well, yeah, don't be a jackwagon. This guy
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harassed a young moose. He chasedit in his four wheeler. This dude's
a jerk, so he got sightedfor doing it. Scare the poor thing
half to death. Leave it alone. By the way, moose are huge
and its parents are probably around theresomewhere. Let's see this a nomahas.
You found seventy coins inside of thisalligator's stomach. You know they're not wishing
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wells. Apparently they will eat them. But they actually had to do routine
health checks. They put that gatorinto surgery and they found seventy coins in
this thirty six year old alligator's stomach, so they successfully retrieved them. If
white people hated cultural appropriation, thenthey shouldn't have created music because every form
of music in America was stolen fromblack people. I can roll jazz,
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lose country pop music. So ifyou have a problem the cultural appropriation,
y'all created classical music. Y'all couldhave stuck with that. Yes, you
know, because when I think ofSlayer, my first thought is, wow,
did why was that appropriated? Youknow what? Honestly though, there
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are some metal no I know,and Living Color high that's a whole or
Living Color? I mean that wasa very orchestral orchestral? Is that caestral?
So yeah, you know there's there'sappropriation everywhere. If you dig deep,
well, it's not appropriation, it'sappreciation. So this broad who the
hell is this chick? I don'teven know she's some I saw the SoundBite
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and I was like, what ifI have to If I can spare myself
from talking about twenty twenty four alittle bit with the stupidity, then I
will, first off, welcome backto the show Dania last year, top
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You can also as well watch thevideo component of it channel through forty
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seven Direct TV, YouTube, Facebook, all that good stuff. This chick
is with, Oh, I know, I know, she's like apparently,
well, I don't know. Iread that she's with the Daily Show.
I don't watch The Daily Show becauseit's not funny and I just find it
to be brain dead and boring andyawn. I'm just everybody has everybody has
an axe to grind. But she'sapparently somebody with that. I don't know,
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and I don't care. Don't fillme in on everything else because I
won't read it, and I'll pressthe lad TL two didn't read anyway,
So she was saying that that allthe the first off, that's stupid number
one. Number two, if wereally want to do this, do we
really want to do this? Dowe really want to go this far?
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And and because appropriation is appreciation andeverybody takes from everybody. I mean,
I don't even know why. Whydid this conversation with them even come up?
Don't answer. It's probably something stupid. Right, the left has been
trying to work themselves into the beliefthat people are upset that Beyonce's coming out
with a country music album. Nobodycares. Nobody cares. It's not a
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new thing. Hi. I lovethese people that think that history began the
day that they exited their mama's womb. But I'm gonna tell you something,
y'all need to be googling yourself someCharlie pride. Okay, y'all need to
be googling yourselves a lot of people. If I'm being honest, good night,
I don't get it. It's justmind blowing. So anyway, they
were sitting here saying that all thisis from it, it's it's appreciation,
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not appropriation, and we're gonna goby that line. Then I would guess,
don't use the internet if you're notif don't use the internet in supercomputers,
and that if you're not gay inBritish, don't do it. Just
saying don't drink pasturized milk unless you'reFrench. Do we really want to do
this? This is so stupid?Stop it, shut up. Gosh,
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it's all an unwinning argument. Intentionally, it's all it is. It's not
even an argument. It's just somedumb broad sharing is stupid. I mean,
they create the argument that's unwinning.It's not an argument. You're right,
but it's only meant to divide.It's only going to get more stupid
from here. There is no reasonto continue to engage in this at all.
Why does the GEEP coming up becauseit's meant to divide, that's their
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only goal. Division. Who SAIDsthere and things of that stuff? Is
she mad about Elvis? You realizethat there was like a thing kicking off
at the time where a lot ofpeople were marrying blues and country and jazz
and all this stuff together. Right? How many? I mean? I'm
so I hate everything we both havebeen in the world of you know,
just our lives surrounded by musicians.That's just the way it's been, black
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and white. There has never beensome sort of you know, line of
demarcation marked because of race. Thatnever ever ever came up. If if
she says what's her name brought onDaily Show? No, I don't care,
that's what she's called. Now,If she really believes that all music
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was stolen from her culture, pleaseI beg you take back Green Day,
indulge me for a moment. Theone of the worst bands first off,
and everybody who's listened to the showfor a little bit of time knows.
Every now and then I go offon this one of the worst bands I've
ever heard. I it is literallythe attempt to polish a turd and put
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it out sonically defined manifest into meatspace. It actually is their first album.
Didn't you think they were bredah,because they faked a British accent.
They try to act like they wereBritish punk the whole time. And that
wasn't totally horrific, but it wasjust you know that it had a catchy
chord progression in the chorus, butit was basic. It was basic like
punk, like not don't think toohard stuff. It wasn't anything mind blowing.
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It wasn't anything in lightning And sincethen, pop punk is not punk.
They are literally the establishment. AndI'm so tired of hearing some sixty
year old dude out there bitching amoonin about the establishment that he's part of
while he's horribly playing power chords ina dimly lit subway station. Stop it.
Nobody cares. Oh my gosh,it makes me want to cringe.
It makes me cringe, It makesmy you're killing punk. Stop it.
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If anybody wants to make fake argumentsabout appropriation. Green Day appropriated punk,
Yeah they did. There's a strongargument for that they appropriated the British accent
with their first album that they releasedin what ninety five, ninety six?
Yeah, they totally did. Mmhm. I mean we could sit here
and do this all dang day.Let's talk about some other people that are
horrible anyway. My whole point isthat appreciation is not appropriation. No one's
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stealing something and not. I meanthis is first off, you have to
understand artistry, and I guess youdon't. This chick does. This broad
does not understand artistry. This femaledoes not understand artistry. There's it's that
is how art works. It's particularlymusic. Everybody inspires everybody else. And
they go, I'm just so gosh, I'm so tired of the forever,
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forever victimization. Stop it. I'mjust done. Thanks for tuning in to
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