Absurd Truth: FCC DEI

The FCC orders broadcasters to post a race and gender scorecard that breaks down the demographics of their workforce. Meanwhile, AT&T admits that the major outage was caused by a system overwhelm due to an attempted update.

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(06:50):
in your prep and it is,uh, pretty unbelievable because this is like,
I mean, this is so muchlike it. Just what did it
made me think of? Oh gosh, came the nineties with the radio equal
time, the equal time fairness doctrine. Thank you, Yes, the fairness

(07:15):
doctrine. Yes, that fairness doctrine. It reminded me a lot of that.
So Brendan Carr tweeted this. Hesaid that this was last night.
The FCC just ordered every broadcaster tostart posting a race and gender scorecard that
breaks down the demographics of their workforce. Activist lobbied. Activist lobbied for this

(07:35):
because they want to see businesses pressuredinto hiring people based solely really on race
and gender. Courts have already overturnedthe FCC twice for pressuring broadcasters into making
hiring decisions in violation of the Constitution. And he says that he dissents.

(07:57):
He says, and he notes thatthe Civil Rights Act of nineteen sixty four
requires that the government they're supposed tokeep this data confidential when the Equal Opportunity
Employment Commission collects it. But thenthe FCC, he adds, goes another
way, one that violates the Constitution. Its courts have already found in two
prior FCC cases. He says,this is no benign disclosure regimen either.

(08:20):
He says, the evidentiary record makesclear that the FCC has chosen to publish
these scorecards for one and only onereason, to ensure that businesses are targeted
and pressured into making decisions based ona person's race or gender. And he
adds, let's start with the FCC'strack record of pressuring broadcasters into discriminating on

(08:43):
the basis of race and gender inviolation of the equal protection guarantees of the
Due Process Clause of the Fifth Amendmentto the US Constitution. He noted that
he had said that in Lutheran Church, the court reviewed an earlier FCC effort
to use the same scorecard at issueissue here. He said, the court
then determined that the FCC's decision inthat case to mandate that broadcasters compare their

(09:05):
employees to the general population in theirarea across race and gender categories. That
was basically, quote, pressure licenseholders to engage in race conscious hiring.
And he added that the court hadconcluded that the FCC had violated the constitution
because its regulations pressure stations to maintainthis workforce that supposedly mirrors the breakdown,

(09:28):
the racial breakdown of their area.Yeah, and he says that after that
court loss, they went back tothe drawing board. He says, but
then they decided that they drew upthe same plan. They wanted to pressure
broadcasters into hiring on based on racing. That you can't do that. That
is a constitutional violation. But theyif they're trying to get around it,

(09:50):
and they're trying to go after it. We had this story of Soros by
an odyssey. Yeah, bought abunch of stock in it. And now
we've got this. So they said, like as with the first set of
rules, car adds that these secondones make clear, now here's the penalty.
If a broadcaster's workforce did not demonstratethat its outreach or recruitment efforts,

(10:16):
we're reaching the entire community, thenthe FCC expected the broadcaster to modify those
efforts and in some cases face anFCC investigation. Focusing on how those rules
would operate in the real world.The Court found that the FCC's regulations did
more than encouraged broad outreach. Theymade clear that the agency with life and
death power over the license is interestedin results, not process, and it's

(10:39):
determined to get them. He addsthe FCC's approach clearly does create pressure to
focus recruiting efforts upon women and minorities, a complete as the Court's found a
complete violation of the of the FifthAmendment. So he said that the FCC
secured a second and deserved l meaninga loss right. But that's not a
trivial matter. He says that thereis a history of unconstitutional behavior with the

(11:01):
FCC, and he says that theSupreme Court is written at racial classifications.
They do stigmatize people by reason oftheir membership in a racial group. So
he says that the FCC has startedWe found no basis to conclude that the
democraphic data on a station's annual Formthree ninety five B filing would lead to
undue public pressure. He goes,really, and then he adds this one

(11:26):
flot one filer broadcast filer states quote, we the undersigned investors with collective assets
under management or advisement of approximately twohundred and sixty six billion right to urge
that the FCC require the disclosure ofequal opportunity employment statistics amongst the companies it
regulates, because doing so allows marketparticipants to assess whether companies stand by their

(11:46):
public commitments to pursue diversity, equityand inclusion. DEI, Yeah, that's
public pressure. By demanding that theypublicly disclose all of this, they want
to target and pressure by activist groups, all these different broadcasters and bring in
the government itself. And he saysthat posting these scorecards and Brendan Carr the

(12:07):
FCC commit he's on the FCC.He says, this is they call it.
Posting these scorecards are what we wouldcall pure pretext in discrimination context.
And he says he also notes thatthe FCC claims that publishing these scorecards increases
the likelihood that erroneous data will bediscovered and corrected. But that's stupid.

(12:28):
That doesn't even make any sense atall, because they how are they going
to sit here and verify the reportedrace and all of that, like,
especially now because the FCC says thatyou can report non binary how again,
are they going to show up atthe workplace? Oh you're non binary,
Oh you're gay, or you're this? Okay, go blow that, dude,
prove it? You know what Imean? Like, where are they?

(12:52):
It is Friday? This is howstupid this is. You see what
I'm saying here? How are theygoing to do that? Well, it's
it's absurd on so many levels becausethink about this. How do they know
that every race listens or watches broadcastsevenly? So why would then you employ
an even amount of you know whatI mean, they would have to be
watching in these broadcasts evenly between races. I think their main goal is just

(13:15):
a control speech here. Of course, it's always been that, and under
the under in there on the pretextof we're going to make sure that there's
like fairness with all demos. That'sjust so dumb. And everybody listens differently
there, and and different groups ofpeople, and you can even just say
old and young even listen differently.Democratic demographics are what drive it. It's

(13:35):
not the government driving the demographics,it's the other way around. And that's
they're trying to flip that. I'mtelling you what this is, like fairness
doctrine gosh, the fairness doctrine plusDEI. I just when you thought it
couldn't getre annoying, Ta dah,it did, it got more annoying.

(13:56):
It's gonna get bad. I thinkit's gonna get bad, and I think,
depending on what happens in November,it's gonna get a lot worse.
I didn't think about the digital currenciesthey want to issue. So get this
kind of government while you have acurrency they can control. Oh no,
thanks, think about this. Doyou remember back in I remember in the
nineties when I was a teenager.I grew up in the nineties, and

(14:20):
I knew some of the I heardsome of the stuff about the fairness doctrine,
and I knew. I remember therewas a Time magazine cover and of
course we're in God rest his souland his family, dear friends of mine,
Russia's slot now in a bunch ofmarkets across the country. I remember

(14:41):
a magazine cover. It was Timemagazine, and it was Howard Stern Russia,
and on the cover, one representingthe right, one representing the left.
I was in school, like Iremember, my parents had a subscription
to Time magazine and I just liketo read so I would read anything that's
around the house, and I rememberreading about that and there was a inclusion
about fairness doctrine, And even thenwhen I was reading it, I'm like,

(15:03):
why does the government and they wereIt was weird because they were couching
it as though they felt that theyneeded to. It was like the early
days of talking about fairness doctrine,right, They felt like they needed to
introduce something like that to kind ofmitigate what they said was just you know,
they had the shock jock of lumbaror whatever. But why wasn't that
being applied to stern though that wasthe thing. As a teenager, I

(15:26):
was reading this going, well,why doesn't this go both ways? This
is kind of weird, and Ijust never really thought anything more about it,
you know, I just was akid who was going out live my
life. But that I remember readingthat they've been trying for so long to
contain the success of not really somuch even just I don't want to say

(15:46):
just republican, because there are alot of conservatives that cringe over a Republican
and I'm kind of one of them, and they just right leaning in terms
of you know, conserving individual liberty, constitutionally more constantitutional approach, folks,
there's been this huge effort over thepast several decades to curtail their voices online

(16:07):
because in the early days of radio, when radio commentary really took off,
those are the people who dominated.The left could not get it off the
ground. And I do suspect thatone of the reasons why the left could
never get it off the ground isbecause they were so overrepresented elsewhere. You
know, if people wanted to goand hear leftists commentary, they could turn
on any network channel, they couldread any newspaper, they could go to
see or read about anybody in Hollywood. It's so over Their leftist thought is

(16:30):
so oversaturating. It's everywhere. Butit's not like that for people who are
more conservative constitutionally minded. Those expressionsof thought, Actually you have to work
a little bit more to get themin full and usually the only time that
they're presented in a mainstream theater iswhen people are savaging them or trying to
mock them or disagree with them,or trying to destroy them. And that's

(16:52):
ultimately it. So that's why broadcastingwas so incredibly important for constitutionally minded voices
expanded beyond that. So even afterradio, with social media, it just
as I think I spoke about thisyesterday, that was the same thing everybody
social media. Constitutionally minded thought explodedon social media back in the early aughts

(17:17):
of Twitter and all of that,even MySpace, I mean everything, but
especially Twitter because that was like theearly you know, one of the first
really that cemented itself micro blocking platformsthat killed blocking, you know, long
form blocking totally. But it itconservative thought and movement and organization exploded,
and the left lost their minds.They had they freaked out, They had

(17:40):
like an existential crisis. They didnot know how to deal with this.
And now this entire time they've beenvery quietly like planning this foundation. And
it's not just with social media,it's also now with AI. They're baking
all of this stuff in AI beforeconservatives can even blink. And conservatives are
way behind the ball on this.And you can't just expect Elon Musk,

(18:03):
who's more of a libertarian, he'schaos neutral, to save you. I
mean, you got to save yourselfan empower and partner with other people who
can also help with that. Butthis is not going to end with these
people. It is never going toend. The goal is to stamp out
dissent. The goal is for aborg hive mind esque environment. I mean,

(18:27):
there's no other way to put it. So this is really troubling from
the FCC. Can you imagine ifit was just all leftists on the FCC.
Can you imagine Jeez grateful for peoplelike Brendan Carr plus he protects Mike
get out of jail free pass.They get one pass. Hi, I'm
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news you would probably miss It's timefor Dana's quick five. All right,
So apparently Instagram is more and morepeople are relying on it as a news

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site because they have to read withpictures. That's all I care about this
story. That's true. Red Lobstersmade a change to the all you can
eat deal because the customers ate somuch that the restaurant suffered huge losses.
That's a real thing. You gotto risk it for it and biscuits,
y'all. The story. They madea very big change. The brand announced

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in June that it's ultimate endless shrimpoffering is going to become a permanent option
right on the menu for customers.And then after it was solidified, there
were people who literally ate so muchof it that it directly affected financial losses
or Red lobster at the end oftwenty twenty three. I'm gonna send this
to my husband right now and gowas this you because he has a story
about him and his cousin eating somany krablegs at Shoney's on the all you

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can eat crab Legs Shonies Friday Nightthat they were told to leave you Ay,
their gorner earning said that they notedan eleven million operating loss, and
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They said the Endless shrimp was responsible. Oh my gosh, this is
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it would bring in traffic. Wehad no idea would lead to this.
And the CEO said he's never goingto be able to eat lobster again.
He goes, I Ke goes wherewe just can't. Oh my gosh,
I love it. That's so funny. Let's see there was a separate leg
on the subway tracks in the Bronx. Yeah, somebody's somebody's leg. Yeah
leg day. They said, apparentlyit could belong it could belong to a

(21:23):
dude who was hit by a traindays earlier. They found his body nine
miles away, but they are tryingto confirm whether or not the leg belongs
to him. I have an easysolution to that, is the body you
found missing a leg. Sure it'smore complicated than that data, probably not.

(21:45):
A man is in trouble for stealingfrom Walmart, and I'm gonna I
gotta tell you, though some peoplesteal some pretty stupid stuff, this guy
didn't what he steal shotgun shells andbacon, Ammo and bacon. Man.
He had to get some shock aggainsand boxes of Ammo, and he got

(22:07):
how many pounds of bacondkeet. Heconcealed the items and tried to leave without
pain, and it didn't work outso well. He had a warrant already
for him out of Fulton County andthat was for burglary with charges, and
that was from Pennsylvania. He hadstolen one hundred and thirty eight items from
Walmart in total valued at over onethousand dollars. He was charged with that

(22:27):
receiving stolen property. And also he'sa prohibitive possessor who was illegally in possession
of a firearm. But bacon andAmmo, you know, I mean,
you can't really go wrong. ThereUvaldi cops who botched the response to the
tragedy at the school. They weresubpoenaed by Texas Grand Jury in a move
that could result in criminal charges.So this was ongoing with the Uvaldi case.

(22:51):
They say that because there could beI mean with this, they said
that the report, this was thereport afterwards that showed how you know,
they stood outside, et cetera.But now this could lead maybe to more
charges. They're still looking at allthis stuff. We have more to come,
you know. The solar flare thatwe had, well that's what they
told us, you know, andit knocked out just a very specific solar

(23:12):
flare that only impacted the United Statessuper well. Now because they said AT
and T seemed to have experienced thelargest number of issues, reports The New
York Post. They said that maybethey were trying to implement the application and
execution of a new network expansion andthey failed. That was according to a

(23:37):
company's statement. The company said itwas a system overwhelmed, and they said
that they were having a lot ofproblems because they were expanding and it was
a system overwhelmed. They said ina statement, not at all hacking or
the solar flare that we said initiallybecause that's what was reported initially. Did

(24:02):
they say it initially or was itjust other people guessing that that had happened.
Yeah, I'm curious about this.I don't know, but long story
short, it was they messed up. They totally messed up the I guess
execution of this network expansion, andit food barred everybody's service. So they
didn't take all those towers off lineso that they can bring them back up

(24:23):
online with the new frequency that's supposedto affect everybody that got the vaccination.
Is that what you're saying? What? What? What? What? What
did you say? I said,So they didn't shut down all those towers
so that they can bring them backup with the new frequency that's going to
affect the people that have gotten thevaccine and boosters. What would it do

(24:45):
to them? Oh, I don'tknow, probably turn them into a zombie
or something. Did it work?I mean, have you seen parts of
Philadelphia. It looks like something's working. But is it any different from before?
Kind of? I think it's worsethan before. Absolutely, I mean
I think that's just from Democrats.I don't know if we've been truly getting
five G this whole time? Isthis new? I don't know what are

(25:11):
you think? Reading my mom's Facebookcomments, Listen, I may have been
wearing the tinfoil hat a little longerduring the day, uh huh than usual.
But you know, I think theremight be something to your theory.
Is that the people who got theinjections that actually didn't promote any kind of
immunity at all whatsoever. Right,And it wasn't even really a therapeutic.
No, it's actually a detriment toyour health exactly that. In fact,

(25:36):
it was just misadvertised as that.And it's really secret zombie juice that people
were injected with and it's going toturn them into zombified Democrat voters. And
that this was a way to activatethe serum. Is that you're that's part
of it. But you say,what did you say? What was it
misactivate? What did you say wasto activate the serum? Yeah? So

(25:56):
yeah, I think that that couldbe it. I've I've seen enough online,
I've been deep into the rabbit holes, and I believe that that's a
possibility. Okay, why wouldn't theyjust aerosol it? Well, what they've
been doing that with the chiem trailsand everything. Is that what you mean
to make Democrat voters or making thewell, apparently it's all cause the train's

(26:22):
epidemic. It went way beyond thefrogs. Oh, I just think it's
it's just all I don't. Idon't ever trust anybody. I don't know.
I mean I at this point,having seen everything I've seen, I
could probably be persuaded to believe almostanything. I think at this point,
because I am just so much ofa cynic diagen. This would be proud
it's it's bad. But yeah,I don't. They said that, uh,

(26:45):
they it took them thirteen hours tofix this, and they said Verizon
also experienced issues. But we weretold reliably that it was a solar flare,
and some said, well, couldbe a cyber attack. And one
tech said that he couldn't imagine thisincompetence or a single node failure. It

(27:08):
even affected some nine to one oneservices. Huh, you know the solar
flare or AT and T's food bar. I don't know what do you believe?
I feel like you remember what's hisface? He was number two under
William Shatner Star Trek. That guy, No Spock was never number two or
no, he was number one?Who was it? Star Trek? Yeah,

(27:33):
yeah, yeah, it was Jeanlup Picard though, Okay, so
yeah I messed up because I becauseI wanted to call him Shatner and it's
not. It was under It waswhen uh Jonathan Frakes, Yes, what
was the what was the show thathe used to host in the nineties,
And it was like true or not? Do you decide? And he was
so hysterical because you would he'd showyou, like you'd tell you about the

(27:56):
story and and you're all in itand you're thinking, wow, this could
be trun He's like, no,it's not. We totally lied to you.
And he was so straight faced,like he was making fun of you
for believing. They're amazing over thetop production, like they were the ones
who made this whole series, andthey're like, do you believe this totally
believable story and are amazing over thetop production and editing. If you do

(28:17):
your dummy, it's a lie.It's like factory Yes, I love that
show. I love that show.Gosh, it was so good. Oh
I loved his delivery. Anyway,I feel like that's what this is.
Do you believe that it was asolar flare. Do you believe that well
finessed government story? Because if youdo, you're a dumber. It's a

(28:41):
lie. They just need to see. Okay, sidebar its Friday. I
can do what I want, soI'll never run for public office. But
if I did, and if Iwas president, I'd bring him out.
I would legit like I would whodo I got to kill to get him
out here? And I'd bring himup on stage and I would every time

(29:04):
that we needed to combat bad narratives, I would bring out Jonathan Frakes,
right, fact or fiction? Well, this one's fiction because you were lied
to you, moron. I wouldbring him out and I would just have
him be the final word. Butand then I'd move on to a different
topic and then he would Oh dude, it would be so effective. I

(29:26):
don't know what i'd call him.He'd be like some sort of like press
at Cachet whatever. I don't know. I did think of a title.
Somebody would think of a title.Somebody who does that stuff, like the
guy who puts on Joe Biden's shoes. I'd repurpose him. Yeah, and
I'd make him think of a titlefor that stuff. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like the guy who's thedresser, the valet, the guy who

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puts on his shoes because apparently hecan't anymore. They dress him. They
put his brogues back on. Yeah, they took his hookahs off, they
put his brogues back on. Guys, those slippy, slappy shoes, and
they sent him up those steve stairsinto the plane. Don't leave him in
socks. It's dangerous. It's likea toddler. Thanks for tuning in to
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