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March 11, 2024 14 mins
A TikTok goes viral of an Alabama woman on a farm because she has a Southern accent and dresses like a tomboy. Meanwhile, Dana reacts to Ryan Gosling’s Oscars performance.

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(00:00):
Dana Lashes of Search Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. Why do we got to
start with this nastiness now? SoI'm a little bit of a hypochondriac,

(00:22):
a little bit. I'm less soafter the pandemic, interestingly enough, but
I read something like this and Iyou know, a Florida man complaining of
migraines. Apparently there was a reason, and it wasn't because you know,
he's dehydrated or had like a nerveissue or anything like that. He it
all started because he ate a littleundercooked bacon. Now I'm like, wait,

(00:44):
how do you eat? This iswhy you should almost burn it?
I want I want it, Iwant to snap it. I wanted to
have the texture and consistency of acredit card and if bacon does not have
that, no, we don't domedium rare with bacon. And here's why
this guy got a our tapeworm infestationin his brain because he ate undercooked bacon.

(01:07):
Fifty two year old Florida man.He had severe migraines, and they
did a skin on him and theyfound that he had neuro ciderusted worms.
In the brain and you could seeit, and they said, it's this
stuff is preventable and it's nasty,and the AI images are really gross.
Y'll ever wondered what a five hundredfoot roll of ancient a quarter peck fook

(01:29):
flock at least a cateres And youwant to know how fun it is to
unroll this mess. It's not there, especially when it's you know, one
hundred freaking degrees out here in SouthAlabama. But at least the heat will

(01:49):
help it straighten out. Appreciate y'all. So I don't even know. I
don't even know who this chick is. Her name is Hannah, and she
just she's Hannah Baron. She's youknow, on TikTok and she's helping to
build a house, her house,her own house on TikTok. She doesn't

(02:13):
have a Twitter account, and youknow, she's just, you know,
she's a hard worker, she's pretty, she's you know, she's young.
She has a shirt that has arifle on it in one of the videos,
so I know she's sports two A. And for some reason, some
of these like fake they call themselveslike trad right, I think that they

(02:36):
are fake accounts. That are manufactured. It's a syop to divide the right.
I really do believe this. Andthen one of the things that went
viral was some chick from Lebanon whoapparently the cosplays as an American Conservative.
I don't know, and I'm notgonna make her famous, but she went

(02:57):
off on this Hannah chick and Americanwomen. She said, quote, this
accent needs to be illegal and womenshould be banned from doing manual labor like
this. There is nothing feminine aboutAmerican women. American women are literally men.
So I took a look at thislady's Twitter account, the lady who

(03:17):
was criticizing Hannah, and she's oneof those who like her eyebrowser gradients.
You know, she does the contouringand she wears so much makeup she looks
kind of like a lunchtime drag queen. And I had said on Twitter,
I wrote, I'm not listening toengagement criticism about Southern women's accents from any

(03:43):
female who wears enough pancake makeup torun her own printing press with just her
face and a stack of clean pillowcases, which is true. If I have
to do a neck check on you, girl, then you don't need to
be talking about anybody else's femininity.There is too much. My grandmother always

(04:03):
said, and I know that thisis a statement, a quote that she
didn't make up, but she justrepeated it. Makeup should be a secret
between a woman and her mirror.She shouldn't be an entire palette from Sephora.
She didn't add the Sephora part Idid. I mean, we should

(04:23):
not know that you did a gradienton your eyebrows, right. You should
not be wearing so much rouge onyour cheeks that I can probably do like
a sample of it, take itto Sephora and they could paint match it
like they could at home. Depotshouldn't have to do that. And for
anyone who has never heard Southern womenspeak, especially if you're from southern Alabama,

(04:45):
that's how southern Alabama people speak,and there's nothing wrong with it.
I mean, I'm sorry that youdon't look like you have enough arm muscles
to like even butter toast, Butyou know that doesn't mean that a woman
who can help build her own houseis somehow unfeminine. I want to know
who these jackwagons are that they thinkthat they have the patent on defining who
is or who is not feminine,because I will tell you one thing that

(05:09):
I see all these other engagement cloutchasers who are running down this Hannah baron
one thing that they lack that shedoesn't, and it is a very important
qualification for ladies and femininity, andthat is class. I just I found
that absolutely fascinating, that whole thing, And I just it amazes me that

(05:38):
that became like a huge debate overthe weekend d of last weekend, this
weekend, and why are we takingI'm sorry, a foreigner, a foreign
woman's who I don't even think isa citizen, probably can't even vote here
your opinion on American women. Let'ssee, I don't have to ask my
husband for permission to own a firearm, don't. I don't have to cover

(06:00):
up the beauty that God created onme. I don't have to do any
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news you would probably miss. It'stime for Dana's Quick five. All right.
So apparently the buy Now, PayLater it's NBC says it's going for

(07:31):
niche to normal because everybody's broke.And apparently younger people are using it for
daily essentials. We're talking about babymillennials and jens the yours apparently like groceries,
everything from groceries to lawn furniture,everything. Consumers. Actually they say
thirty five and under, but Isaw another thing that's a thirty and under
comprise. Fifty three percent of buynow pay lead users I know, and

(07:58):
just thirty five percent of traditional creditcard. You were lay away, dude.
My mom was like, yeah,she liked layaway. I never is
layway still a thing? I thinksome places still do it. I was
one of that, Like I justnow I was thinking of that, and
I was. They said apparel andaccessories are the most popular product categories,
so basically, stuff you can't afford. If you don't got the cash to

(08:18):
buy it, then don't buy it, and then don't complain that you don't
got no money. I mean,we're talking about look apparel and accessories.
Come on, y'all, come on, y'all, let's be real. Apparently
this was just Madonna's so cringe.What is she like ninety thousand years old.
I mean, there's nothing wrong withbeing an older performer, but she
just like she's like falling around onstage. She's Joe Biden and everything up.

(08:41):
She tried to shame a fan fornot standing at her concert, but
then, to her horror, sherealized the fan was in a wheelchair and
actually couldn't physically stand. I know, that's what happens when you get high
on your own farts. You justyou do stuff like this. That's just

(09:03):
that's so cringe. I'm going tocringe right out of this chair. It's
that bad. Oh my gosh,that's so bad. I don't even know
what this is. The thing ade extinction company is claiming a stem cell
breakthrough could producing new pseudo mammoth species. Okay, let's stop at the pseudo
part. Because pseudo mammoth it couldbe like predator mammoth or alien mammoth or

(09:28):
something that's gonna kill us mammoth,any one of those things. But they
said that Colossal Biosciences they have someplans. They're doing the development of plury
potential stem cells and they're trying tomake and they're calling it a pseudo mammoth.
It's either a mammoth or it's not. That's not like it's like saying
pseudo human. Right, I don'tknow. That's just kind of scares me

(09:52):
a little bit. I don't likepseudo anything. Also, let's see,
Ohio women were charged. This isfrom Vegas. Larry. Ohio women were
charged with driving their roommate's dead bodyto a bank to withdraw money. NBC
says that the two suspects were proppingup a dude's dead body weaken a Bernie

(10:15):
style to go and withdraw the cash. Fifty five year old woman, a
sixty three year old woman and thebody of an eighty year old dude.
And they didn't identify until later.But yeah, they got somebody, but
they ended up getting caught. GoodHeaven stay with us a lot more on
the way the days of the UnitedStates. Doesn't seemed mad always know the

(10:45):
two I'm gosling, no, it'sworth it performing the I'm just kin.
This is literally the only part ofthe Oscars that I watched insane, because,
as I said, I only didit to watch him perform because the
broad Brigade, they were all butthurt over him getting an OSCAR nomination for

(11:11):
Best Supporting Actor and all the chickshad been left hanging out of the Barbie
movies and dude, Slash came out, not just Slash, but Wolfgang van
Halen came out and they solo.Yeah. I didn't watch it really at

(11:31):
all before, and I definitely didn'twatch it after, but yeah, they
I had to watch it because Imean they that that was actually I know,
I did not have Slash and Barbiein the same reality on my Bingo
card for this year, but rightthere it is. I mean they he
literally came out, Slash came outin solo, and then all of a

(11:54):
sudden there's Wolfgang Wolfgang van Halen,and I think they should have invented a
best Live Performance category and then givingthem a little gold Man. So I
now, you know what, Ihad to watch the Barbie movie. I
literally did not finish it because youknow, sometimes that's part of the job,
right, part of the job,because everybody's talking about it, everybody.

(12:16):
I mean that there was so muchstuff raging chlamydia, like all over
social media. Everyone was so outragedover Barbie. So I literally could not
make it through the film. AndI'm using literally correctly, just at three
times. So I glossed over iton air. But the barb movie,
we can take that audio out theBarbie movie. The writing was so bad.

(12:39):
Gretorg Gartwig's writing, I thought indirection was so bad. They didn't
know if they made a feminist statementor not. That's how bad this was.
I mean, she was so confusedas hell to write a girl Power
Yay manifesto script that she like doucedall over her own Third Wave premise and

(13:00):
made Ken and all of the otherKens actually looked like the good guy.
See, because we're not supposed totalk about how Third Wave ironically took a
benine male avatar created as a supportingrole for a girl's toy and role playing
and spitefully reduced him to a secondclass citizen in a movie that was supposed
to build women up by tearing mendown. There's the irony in it,

(13:22):
so you can see why they wereall angry that Ryan Goslin got a nomination
and not all the copy paste repeatfeminist characters in their movie, So I
just thought that was kind of interesting. It's the only reason I watched it.
And then I was rewarded for thatbecause Slash came out on stage,
so that was actually kind of cooled. Thanks dudes for making it a little
bit enjoyable for a second there.Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana

(13:45):
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