March 14, 2024 • 25 mins
Dylan Mulvaney puts out a music video about girlhood. Meanwhile, Dana touches on the conspiracy theories surrounding the photoshopped portrait of Kate Middleton’s family.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida. Man. We ran out of
time before I could fully explore thisstory yesterday. The dude who fell off
his boat and the Everglades. Haveyou seen the Everglades? Yeah, I
(00:25):
mean, I get weird about waterI can't see in anyway, and then
includes most lakes. I get realweird. You know. I don't know
what. Maybe there's a portal toHell underneath and a big demon fish will
come out and eat me. Idon't know. Could be, you don't
know. I mean, but thiswas in Homestead of Florida. A dude
in the Everglades. He fell offhis boat. This happened Sunday afternoon.
(00:49):
It was the Flamingo Marina in theEverglades National Park. So he went to
the Alligator's House. Right sixty eightyears old, he somehow capsized his sailboat
in the marina basin. Wait,I'm gonna know what this looks like.
Hold up, we're gonna look atthis right now, the Flamingo Marina.
I want to see photos because ifit's what I think it looks Yeah,
that's exactly what I think. Itlooks like. Yeah, it sounds like
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you can't see the bottom of outwater. And if I were to pick
out a photo of where the gatorslive, I'd pick all of these photos
that just came up. That is, you know, if a gator was
on uh, what's that house buyingshow on HGTV, you know, and
they were taking the gator around Floridaand being like, what about this house,
and he'd be like, that's perfectfor me. So this guy fell
(01:33):
off his boat, the Flamingo Marina. According to National Park Services, I
don't know how he capsized the damnthing, and witnesses were watching him swim
to shore and then he went under. Don't dun't dun. Park rangers responded.
He had a laceration on his leg. He was transported to a hospital
in stable condition, but he gotit. Was actually not a gator in
(01:57):
this one. This apparently was acroc So it was a crocodile. Now
here's the for those of you whodo not know a federally threatened species.
Crocodiles are less common than alligators inFlorida because their habitats. Although their habitats
do overlap. Alligators are darker,have broader snouts, and are typically found
in freshwater, while crocodiles have narrower, more triangular heads and often prefer coastal,
(02:21):
brackish and salt water. Do crocodileswear crocs? That's a good question,
But do you know what I gatherfrom that that explanation of differences.
It's irrelevant because there are giant fishlizards with teeth and are fast and will
kill you in all types of water. So that's what you take away from
this class is that everything's terrifying therethere. They're like the Australia of America.
(02:46):
Okay, so now remember the otherguy was telling you about who was
bit Jimminy. I got all thesepeople getting bit by the way. That
guy said he didn't feel no pain, nothing, and he doesn't know why
when the croc bit his leg,and he wasn't scared. So the other
guy who got bitten by his hand, he said, at first he didn't
know what was holding him. Hedidn't know what was happening. A gator
(03:08):
bites your hand off and you don'tknow what's going on. I would assume
that if I feel so much asa pinch in the water. It's a
gater trying to eat me. Idon't have to feel anything, and I
will assume a gaiter's trying to eatme. This story, Hm, this
is classic. This sounds like anArrested Development skit or seen from Arrested Development.
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Florida. Dui lawyer arrested after drunkenaltercation at wah Wah. Police say
that he apparently said you don't knowwho I am. Is that supposed to
mean something? This criminal defense attorneyand dui lawyer. He looks mad in
his muckshot, found himself behind bars. He had a drunken fight with his
(03:52):
girlfriend at a wah Wah Pravesh Rumala, fifty four, was arrested in charge
with disorderly intoxication. They responded toa gas station someone reported a physical disturbance.
Ramala was bear hugging a woman,trying to pull her away and causing
a quote terrible scene. One witnessa few gas pumps away said she saw
Ramala wrestle with the woman who hadthe gas pump in her hand. The
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girlfriend told police they just left abar and he drank too much, and
he said he maintained he didn't doanything wrong. But police say, and
this usually is a dead giveaway bythe way, that they could immediately tell
that he was drunk based on thefact that he couldn't string a sentence together
and smelled like a can of beerthat will indicate drunkenness. And when yeah,
(04:36):
when police asked Ramala if he wasdrinking, he goes, quote,
yeah, yeah, of course,who cares, And then he goes,
I know, I know the law. I'm a lawyer. There's no law
against being drunk. Yeah, whenyou're wrestling a lady at the gas station,
though, when you're drunk and makinga scene and making people wonder if
(04:59):
you're whooping her, yeah, it'sjust my you know, I knew maybe
kind of. Uh. This isoh man, these stories are this is
bad. This is mean. Thisis like elderly. I bet they get
the elderly abuse charge with us.A Florida woman is accused of setting up
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her seventy three year old date tobe robbed by her ex boyfriend in Daytona
Beach. Okay, so she's thirtyfour, he's seventy three. I'm sure
she likes him for his heart andthey were right. Yeah, she was
arrested because she got her boyfriend.Chelsea Wright, thirty four, got her
(05:40):
boyfriend thirty three year old Andrew Marks. He hit the seventy three year old
date over the head with a metalobject and robbed him. The man arrived
at the hospital the victim at fivethirty. He had to be treated for
his injuries, and the deputy saidthat he met with the woman at a
Daytona beach bar. They were discussingtheir romantic relationship and she told him we'll
come back to my house. Heagreed. He followed her in his car
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and then she pulled over to pickMarks up from the side of the road,
dropped him off near her house.When the man got out out of
the car, they alleged destination.That's when the Marks guy reappeared and hitting
with a pipe. I'm assuming sothe interview, she told deputies that the
attacker was an elderly crazy woman withAlzheimer's and she picked up that person on
the side of the road and theyjust reappeared and beat him. She's a
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know you don't. This was thatthat dude Dylan Mulvaney's song. You know.
First off, welcome back Dana lashwith you. You can listen Coast
to Coast. I'm sorry about thesimul kausiers watching the video portion of the
radio program, but I had towatch this. You do too. You
can join the discussion at YouTube basedbok channel through forty seven direct TV.
Dylan mulvany released a Days of Girlhoodsong and for the people who are like
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Dana, don't give it air.Oh no, I was born to give
it air. You don't understand.I have a particular set of skills,
guys, and expert ridicule is oneof them. So you can I would
win the gold medal in this.So he came out with a song called
Days of Girlhood, Kane. Iremember when using sexist stereotypes to define women
(09:07):
was considered misogyny, But now it'sjust cosplay clickbait. Yeah it's weird,
I mean because it is still amisogyny, but people, yeah, oh
it is, but now it's justthe monetized misogyny. I mean, because
when you cause you don't cossplay,do you guys know what cosplay is?
You're playing. You're dressing up asa character like animes and it's cool.
Actually, some people are really goodwith their costumes there. I know people
(09:30):
who literally learn how to sew andthat became great seamstresses because they wanted to
do it. It's really impressive.Anyway, the cosplay, that's what this
is. He takes every stereotype,every stereotype that's ever been attributed to women,
and uses that to create a toofestoon. I guess, like what
(09:58):
he thinks a woman is, right, it's a caricature. So he portrays
women as drunk, pill popping whoresin this video. I mean, he
actually says did the Walk of shameand didn't even know his name. That
was one of the lyrics of thesong Mocking Women. Since Day one.
He absolutely is. Women are allportrayed as drunk, pill popping hores in
the song. That's why it's like, I don't I know, and I've
(10:24):
seen people and you know, maybeI don't affirm their self perception. I'm
nice to people unless they give mea reason not to be nice. Again,
I practiced the Dalton Roadhouse. We'regonna talk about that, the Dalton
Roadhouse version of be nice. That'sthat's my mantra until it's time to not
be nice. And he the peoplethat I know who do who are who
(10:50):
will say that they're trans uh andthey aren't like far left and I'm not
again, I'm not. I'm nothere to argue and justify as long as
you're you're not telling me what todo, and you're not messing with kids
and groomen and all that stuff.I mean, people are adults, and
if they choose to do certain things, I mean, it's their lives.
To that extent, just don't comein my bathroom. But this is the
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I don't know, it's mockery,and I feel like a lot of it
is mockery. If I'm being honest, I feel like a lot of it
is mockery. Because they're playing toa stereotype to mock women like this is
a stereotype. No woman lays aroundall day sits on her ass in lingerie.
That is still a man's version ofwhat he thinks a woman is.
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It's really weird because Dylan Mulvaany isa dude, and he is, through
his dude perspective, stereotyping women andrepresenting them again as pill popping skanks that
all they do is sit around anddrink. That's his view of women.
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It's almost like he hates them.He hates us because I don't know why
you would you would represent someone inthat way. You're not. It's not
a flattering portrayal. It's not aflattering representation. I mean, if you
notice whenever he does this, it'salways to portray women in the most negative
of light. That isn't empowering.It's misogyny. Oh my gosh, and
(12:28):
I just cringed to death. Canwe stop? Good night? I'm just
I'm just tired of it. Soit's the deeds of girlhood. And I
guess what is he like going tobe a singer? No? Is that
what it is? Too many peoplecan be singers too, easily anymore,
thanks auto tune. I hate you. I I can you imagine if a
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if a if a dude was doingthis not as and wasn't trans, but
just doing this as like a wayto kind of make a joke of women,
women would be mad. But doyou understand what I'm saying, how
he takes every stereotype, the waythat every bad caricature of women, he
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takes that and uses it, andthen that's his representation. It is still
a very progressive, patriarchal view ofwhat women are. Women do not look
at other women like this. Womendo not see themselves like this. Progressive
men do. Do you see?He's still a progressive man. And he
(13:37):
can put as much lipstick on anddo you know he can he can try
to get it to where it's harderto detect with a basic neck check all
he wants to. But you cantell he's ad by the way that he
portrays women and by how he viewsthem. And I don't mean like a
dude, like I'm not saying thatas I'm saying it, not as a
gentleman. He's not a gentleman.It's the most debased leftist male view of
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what women are. That's what hethat's how he sees women, because that's
how he portrays them every single time. It's not funny, it's I mean,
I'm just it's it takes me offbecause these are the people. I
mean, he's what kind of messageis that sending to youth. This is
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That's Dana for Hillsdale dot com andnow all of the news you would probably
miss it's time for Dana's Quick five. So Neil Young, they all come
back. He announced, Okay,I'm done being away from Spotify. Now.
He was mad over Joe Rogan.So he says he's coming back.
(15:50):
Guys aw, He's coming to chingback. Miss missing that cash, he
uh, I wrote sidebar. Iremember one time. This was like we're
right around Parkland. They everybody rollingStone to Deadline Hollywood. Everybody started like
digging through everything digitally, and theyfound that I hated Neil Young. I
(16:11):
made two tweets about this dude,right two tweets. I said that his
vocal tonality resembled that of a dyingcow fart. But I can't make fun
of him too much because my stepdadliked him right, And they literally found
him at south By Southwest and theyasked him. They shoved a microphone in
his face and they asked him aboutit because the press sucks so bad.
How lame is that? Anyway?So he's going back to Spotify because they
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all come back. Guys, theallure of the green is too great.
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(16:53):
scientists. It is. I'm notmaking fun of it. It is,
so don't mess with it. Seemslike this is obvious. They say decluttering
your life can save your mental health. So I'm a weird person in that
My desktops will be a mess.But if you open my drawers, it's
psycho The level of organization if youopen, oh my gosh, it is
(17:18):
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fall into a vat of toxic chemicalsand walk away and walk away to cities
on alert. I've only followed thisa little bit, but it was after
this headline that I got mad.So I don't really pay attention to what
happens with the British monarchy because I'mnot British and we fought a war to
dispel that right, so I don'tcare. But I do think it's interesting
(18:06):
when the press, and it's verysimilar to the press here, when they
make up a controversy. Now theyhave their whatever, their new Princess of
Wales over there. She I guess, had she had some surgery, some
abdominal surgery, and she has,you know, three kids, and she
it sounded like, you know,I'm not a doctor, and I don't
know this lady, but it kindof sounds like, you know, if
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you're in the hospital for ten daysafter abdominal surgery, and it sounds like
it's maybe, I don't know,maybe it's like an issue with Crohn's disease.
Maybe it's like a colon issue andwhich you would have to have a
colostomy bag. And that's why she'snot going to be in public until Easter
or something. I don't know.I'm just guessing, but seems like,
you know, the timeline fits anyway. They'd said, Oh, she's gonna
rest at home, she's not gonnabe out. So they had their mothering
(18:49):
day, their their Mother's Day,and she post They posted a photo on
their Instagram account, and I guessthey had photo shops and stuff to make
it look perfect, because the preshas to have everything perfect. And they've
literally lost their ever loving mind overthere. The conspiracy theories are so bad.
My American friends are talking about it. It's affected my little pond over
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here, that's how bad it is. The spillover. They are acting like,
you know how you it's no differentif and we all have a friend
who does this, ladies, gents, we all have that one friend,
right. She takes the selfie ofherself, takes any photo of her self
and maybe her kids, and thenthey use some I don't know what they
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use because I don't think you cando it in the Instagram thing. I've
never found it. But they usesome filter that blurs everything and smooths them
over, and it makes them looklike they're printed on the top of a
cake and not actual people. Right, They're made of mars Apan. It's
like, girl, would you doyour skin? I'm made of mis the
pan, I'm a treat. Andit's to the point where it's it's creepy,
(20:00):
right. I had a friend myhands to sky, I don't I'm
gonna do it because it was hysterical. She filtered her damn photos so much.
You know how you can tell thatyou have individual teeth, y'all?
Y'all? It looked like one onething, one gum. It was so
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so filtered, right, you couldn'teven tell a girlfriend had teeth. And
it was a little bit further away, but not to the point where you
you know, I mean, Ican say and whitened them. I guess
she whitened her teeth. If youremember that episode of Friends when Ross Geller
whitens his teeth and then when theyturn out the lights. It's like black
light teeth and they're so bright ithurts people's eyes. It was like that,
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and she was so like filter.Her kids were all filtered. I'm
like, I do know for afact that your son has acne. I'm
not saying that it's a bad thing, but that boy does not look like
he has a Lorel cover model.Stop it, stop doing this stuff pictures.
Anyway, this thing with this KatePrincess Kate of Wales thing wasn't even
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that bad. I don't know whatthey did there was like they found because
there were people who have no livesthat will sit here and go, let's
blow this photo up. Looks likethe edge of your cuff is blurry.
Why did you photo shop that?Well? I took the alien out.
If that's what you're asking, Imean, what do you expect them to
say? This is so stupid.So she came out and said that she'd
photoshopped it right, And now theBritish press has lost their mind, and
(21:29):
the agent's France Press and all theseother European agencies because they need someone to
hate, right, that one suitcase, briefcase girl, d list game show
person out in Montecito. She learnedhow to shut the hell up and get
out of the way for a littlebit and take some shade because everyone was
getting too damn annoyed with her.So now the press is got to find
somebody else, So they are callingit a fiasco. And now here's the
(21:53):
headline from AFP, Kensington Palace can'tbe trusted after Kate Middleton fiasco. These
are the same people. These arethe same people who eagerly and I went
and I looked it up AFP.These are the same people who went over
(22:15):
and over and championed lockdowns and theinjections and everything that the government gave them
they reported as gospel truth. Ihave yet to see a headline from that
agency or any of these other pressagencies that has the amount of fury at
the lies we were fed by governmentsaround the world over this that matches the
(22:37):
fury they have over a stupid photoon Instagram from some princess in Britain.
It is so dumb. You don'thate the press enough. You don't,
however much you hate the press rightnow, You do not hate them enough,
I promise, But I'm looking atthis with great amusement. I'm looking
at the headlines right now, talkingto literally pieces that they have, questioning
(23:06):
the people who didn't get the injections, or when they were trying to shame
people in Italy when they wouldn't likeget locked down, when some of them
were trying to go out without informingthe police. Did you know that?
Right? We've a friend who ownsa restaurant. His brother lives in Rome,
and he was saying that whenever hewanted to take his dog out,
however many meters he was going fromhis residence, he literally had to inform
(23:29):
the local police before he did it. That's how lockdown it was. But
they are angry or over that photo, a photo like that over at Instagram,
more so than all the lies thattheir government and everybody else's government fed
us all they were supposed to dotheir due diligences media, are they trying
to make up for it now?This is so stupid. Yeah, however
much you hate the press, youdon't hate them enough. They're garbage.
(23:51):
They're absolute garbage, just like howthey were. I had another press story.
Let me put this up, thisstoryory of this Where's do I have
this at? It was the storyof this trans student next Benedict. Do
(24:11):
you hear about this? They weretrying to say that this trans teen was
bullied to death, but actually,in reality, when some of the reporting
came out, this teen was actuallythe bully and had had numerous instances with
other classmates before and actually had adrug overdose. They weren't bullied to death,
(24:34):
but the press twisted it so theycould try to get a sad tale
that helped to boost their narrative.Again, however much you hate the press,
you don't hate them enough. Thanksfor tuning into today's edition of Dana
Lash's Absurd Footh podcast. If youhaven't already, made sure to hit that
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida. Man. We ran out of
time before I could fully explore thisstory yesterday. The dude who fell off
his boat and the Everglades. Haveyou seen the Everglades? Yeah, I
(00:25):
mean, I get weird about waterI can't see in anyway, and then
includes most lakes. I get realweird. You know. I don't know
what. Maybe there's a portal toHell underneath and a big demon fish will
come out and eat me. Idon't know. Could be, you don't
know. I mean, but thiswas in Homestead of Florida. A dude
in the Everglades. He fell offhis boat. This happened Sunday afternoon.
(00:49):
It was the Flamingo Marina in theEverglades National Park. So he went to
the Alligator's House. Right sixty eightyears old, he somehow capsized his sailboat
in the marina basin. Wait,I'm gonna know what this looks like.
Hold up, we're gonna look atthis right now, the Flamingo Marina.
I want to see photos because ifit's what I think it looks Yeah,
that's exactly what I think. Itlooks like. Yeah, it sounds like
(01:12):
you can't see the bottom of outwater. And if I were to pick
out a photo of where the gatorslive, I'd pick all of these photos
that just came up. That is, you know, if a gator was
on uh, what's that house buyingshow on HGTV, you know, and
they were taking the gator around Floridaand being like, what about this house,
and he'd be like, that's perfectfor me. So this guy fell
(01:33):
off his boat, the Flamingo Marina. According to National Park Services, I
don't know how he capsized the damnthing, and witnesses were watching him swim
to shore and then he went under. Don't dun't dun. Park rangers responded.
He had a laceration on his leg. He was transported to a hospital
in stable condition, but he gotit. Was actually not a gator in
(01:57):
this one. This apparently was acroc So it was a crocodile. Now
here's the for those of you whodo not know a federally threatened species.
Crocodiles are less common than alligators inFlorida because their habitats. Although their habitats
do overlap. Alligators are darker,have broader snouts, and are typically found
in freshwater, while crocodiles have narrower, more triangular heads and often prefer coastal,
(02:21):
brackish and salt water. Do crocodileswear crocs? That's a good question,
But do you know what I gatherfrom that that explanation of differences.
It's irrelevant because there are giant fishlizards with teeth and are fast and will
kill you in all types of water. So that's what you take away from
this class is that everything's terrifying therethere. They're like the Australia of America.
(02:46):
Okay, so now remember the otherguy was telling you about who was
bit Jimminy. I got all thesepeople getting bit by the way. That
guy said he didn't feel no pain, nothing, and he doesn't know why
when the croc bit his leg,and he wasn't scared. So the other
guy who got bitten by his hand, he said, at first he didn't
know what was holding him. Hedidn't know what was happening. A gator
(03:08):
bites your hand off and you don'tknow what's going on. I would assume
that if I feel so much asa pinch in the water. It's a
gater trying to eat me. Idon't have to feel anything, and I
will assume a gaiter's trying to eatme. This story, Hm, this
is classic. This sounds like anArrested Development skit or seen from Arrested Development.
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Florida. Dui lawyer arrested after drunkenaltercation at wah Wah. Police say
that he apparently said you don't knowwho I am. Is that supposed to
mean something? This criminal defense attorneyand dui lawyer. He looks mad in
his muckshot, found himself behind bars. He had a drunken fight with his
(03:52):
girlfriend at a wah Wah Pravesh Rumala, fifty four, was arrested in charge
with disorderly intoxication. They responded toa gas station someone reported a physical disturbance.
Ramala was bear hugging a woman,trying to pull her away and causing
a quote terrible scene. One witnessa few gas pumps away said she saw
Ramala wrestle with the woman who hadthe gas pump in her hand. The
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girlfriend told police they just left abar and he drank too much, and
he said he maintained he didn't doanything wrong. But police say, and
this usually is a dead giveaway bythe way, that they could immediately tell
that he was drunk based on thefact that he couldn't string a sentence together
and smelled like a can of beerthat will indicate drunkenness. And when yeah,
(04:36):
when police asked Ramala if he wasdrinking, he goes, quote,
yeah, yeah, of course,who cares, And then he goes,
I know, I know the law. I'm a lawyer. There's no law
against being drunk. Yeah, whenyou're wrestling a lady at the gas station,
though, when you're drunk and makinga scene and making people wonder if
(04:59):
you're whooping her, yeah, it'sjust my you know, I knew maybe
kind of. Uh. This isoh man, these stories are this is
bad. This is mean. Thisis like elderly. I bet they get
the elderly abuse charge with us.A Florida woman is accused of setting up
(05:19):
her seventy three year old date tobe robbed by her ex boyfriend in Daytona
Beach. Okay, so she's thirtyfour, he's seventy three. I'm sure
she likes him for his heart andthey were right. Yeah, she was
arrested because she got her boyfriend.Chelsea Wright, thirty four, got her
(05:40):
boyfriend thirty three year old Andrew Marks. He hit the seventy three year old
date over the head with a metalobject and robbed him. The man arrived
at the hospital the victim at fivethirty. He had to be treated for
his injuries, and the deputy saidthat he met with the woman at a
Daytona beach bar. They were discussingtheir romantic relationship and she told him we'll
come back to my house. Heagreed. He followed her in his car
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and then she pulled over to pickMarks up from the side of the road,
dropped him off near her house.When the man got out out of
the car, they alleged destination.That's when the Marks guy reappeared and hitting
with a pipe. I'm assuming sothe interview, she told deputies that the
attacker was an elderly crazy woman withAlzheimer's and she picked up that person on
the side of the road and theyjust reappeared and beat him. She's a
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horrible liar, so they're both injail. That's sad, isn't that sad?
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are suffering with this thing, theirstrength in there. This is so I
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know you don't. This was thatthat dude Dylan Mulvaney's song. You know.
First off, welcome back Dana lashwith you. You can listen Coast
to Coast. I'm sorry about thesimul kausiers watching the video portion of the
radio program, but I had towatch this. You do too. You
can join the discussion at YouTube basedbok channel through forty seven direct TV.
Dylan mulvany released a Days of Girlhoodsong and for the people who are like
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Dana, don't give it air.Oh no, I was born to give
it air. You don't understand.I have a particular set of skills,
guys, and expert ridicule is oneof them. So you can I would
win the gold medal in this.So he came out with a song called
Days of Girlhood, Kane. Iremember when using sexist stereotypes to define women
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was considered misogyny, But now it'sjust cosplay clickbait. Yeah it's weird,
I mean because it is still amisogyny, but people, yeah, oh
it is, but now it's justthe monetized misogyny. I mean, because
when you cause you don't cossplay,do you guys know what cosplay is?
You're playing. You're dressing up asa character like animes and it's cool.
Actually, some people are really goodwith their costumes there. I know people
(09:30):
who literally learn how to sew andthat became great seamstresses because they wanted to
do it. It's really impressive.Anyway, the cosplay, that's what this
is. He takes every stereotype,every stereotype that's ever been attributed to women,
and uses that to create a toofestoon. I guess, like what
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he thinks a woman is, right, it's a caricature. So he portrays
women as drunk, pill popping whoresin this video. I mean, he
actually says did the Walk of shameand didn't even know his name. That
was one of the lyrics of thesong Mocking Women. Since Day one.
He absolutely is. Women are allportrayed as drunk, pill popping hores in
the song. That's why it's like, I don't I know, and I've
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seen people and you know, maybeI don't affirm their self perception. I'm
nice to people unless they give mea reason not to be nice. Again,
I practiced the Dalton Roadhouse. We'regonna talk about that, the Dalton
Roadhouse version of be nice. That'sthat's my mantra until it's time to not
be nice. And he the peoplethat I know who do who are who
(10:50):
will say that they're trans uh andthey aren't like far left and I'm not
again, I'm not. I'm nothere to argue and justify as long as
you're you're not telling me what todo, and you're not messing with kids
and groomen and all that stuff.I mean, people are adults, and
if they choose to do certain things, I mean, it's their lives.
To that extent, just don't comein my bathroom. But this is the
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I don't know, it's mockery,and I feel like a lot of it
is mockery. If I'm being honest, I feel like a lot of it
is mockery. Because they're playing toa stereotype to mock women like this is
a stereotype. No woman lays aroundall day sits on her ass in lingerie.
That is still a man's version ofwhat he thinks a woman is.
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It's really weird because Dylan Mulvaany isa dude, and he is, through
his dude perspective, stereotyping women andrepresenting them again as pill popping skanks that
all they do is sit around anddrink. That's his view of women.
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It's almost like he hates them.He hates us because I don't know why
you would you would represent someone inthat way. You're not. It's not
a flattering portrayal. It's not aflattering representation. I mean, if you
notice whenever he does this, it'salways to portray women in the most negative
of light. That isn't empowering.It's misogyny. Oh my gosh, and
(12:28):
I just cringed to death. Canwe stop? Good night? I'm just
I'm just tired of it. Soit's the deeds of girlhood. And I
guess what is he like going tobe a singer? No? Is that
what it is? Too many peoplecan be singers too, easily anymore,
thanks auto tune. I hate you. I I can you imagine if a
(12:50):
if a if a dude was doingthis not as and wasn't trans, but
just doing this as like a wayto kind of make a joke of women,
women would be mad. But doyou understand what I'm saying, how
he takes every stereotype, the waythat every bad caricature of women, he
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takes that and uses it, andthen that's his representation. It is still
a very progressive, patriarchal view ofwhat women are. Women do not look
at other women like this. Womendo not see themselves like this. Progressive
men do. Do you see?He's still a progressive man. And he
(13:37):
can put as much lipstick on anddo you know he can he can try
to get it to where it's harderto detect with a basic neck check all
he wants to. But you cantell he's ad by the way that he
portrays women and by how he viewsthem. And I don't mean like a
dude, like I'm not saying thatas I'm saying it, not as a
gentleman. He's not a gentleman.It's the most debased leftist male view of
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what women are. That's what hethat's how he sees women, because that's
how he portrays them every single time. It's not funny, it's I mean,
I'm just it's it takes me offbecause these are the people. I
mean, he's what kind of messageis that sending to youth. This is
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why courses like the free one thatthey're offering right now at Hillsdale. They
have a bunch of free resources.By the way, they have some really
awesome different free online courses. Theyhave their Constitution min minutes, which are
sixty second like Schoolhouse Rock kind ofstuff about the founding of our country.
But historian Victor Davis Hanson right now, the latest online course he's leading it,
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It's a deeper insight into the connectionbetween citizenship and freedom. And this
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That's Dana for Hillsdale dot com andnow all of the news you would probably
miss it's time for Dana's Quick five. So Neil Young, they all come
back. He announced, Okay,I'm done being away from Spotify. Now.
He was mad over Joe Rogan.So he says he's coming back.
(15:50):
Guys aw, He's coming to chingback. Miss missing that cash, he
uh, I wrote sidebar. Iremember one time. This was like we're
right around Parkland. They everybody rollingStone to Deadline Hollywood. Everybody started like
digging through everything digitally, and theyfound that I hated Neil Young. I
(16:11):
made two tweets about this dude,right two tweets. I said that his
vocal tonality resembled that of a dyingcow fart. But I can't make fun
of him too much because my stepdadliked him right, And they literally found
him at south By Southwest and theyasked him. They shoved a microphone in
his face and they asked him aboutit because the press sucks so bad.
How lame is that? Anyway?So he's going back to Spotify because they
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all come back. Guys, theallure of the green is too great.
I am not surprised about this.Someone please tweet this to my husband as
many people as possible. Playing withdogs yields a powerful burst of brain activity
and it improves your mood and mentalsharpness because I want more dogs. Yeah,
I'm telling you. That's an officialscientific study that's done by highly respected
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scientists. It is. I'm notmaking fun of it. It is,
so don't mess with it. Seemslike this is obvious. They say decluttering
your life can save your mental health. So I'm a weird person in that
My desktops will be a mess.But if you open my drawers, it's
psycho The level of organization if youopen, oh my gosh, it is
(17:18):
psychotic. And I don't know ifthat's what that speaks to. But they
said that clutter of mental health blahblah blah. When clutters winning at Lana's
lazy and eliminate clutter, get ridof clutter. I get it. Spring
is a great time to declutter.Sean King Talcolm X, he's converted to
Islam in quote solidarity with the Gosenresidents because he's a doucher and a cat
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fall into a vat of toxic chemicalsand walk away and walk away to cities
on alert. I've only followed thisa little bit, but it was after
this headline that I got mad.So I don't really pay attention to what
happens with the British monarchy because I'mnot British and we fought a war to
dispel that right, so I don'tcare. But I do think it's interesting
(18:06):
when the press, and it's verysimilar to the press here, when they
make up a controversy. Now theyhave their whatever, their new Princess of
Wales over there. She I guess, had she had some surgery, some
abdominal surgery, and she has,you know, three kids, and she
it sounded like, you know,I'm not a doctor, and I don't
know this lady, but it kindof sounds like, you know, if
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you're in the hospital for ten daysafter abdominal surgery, and it sounds like
it's maybe, I don't know,maybe it's like an issue with Crohn's disease.
Maybe it's like a colon issue andwhich you would have to have a
colostomy bag. And that's why she'snot going to be in public until Easter
or something. I don't know.I'm just guessing, but seems like,
you know, the timeline fits anyway. They'd said, Oh, she's gonna
rest at home, she's not gonnabe out. So they had their mothering
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day, their their Mother's Day,and she post They posted a photo on
their Instagram account, and I guessthey had photo shops and stuff to make
it look perfect, because the preshas to have everything perfect. And they've
literally lost their ever loving mind overthere. The conspiracy theories are so bad.
My American friends are talking about it. It's affected my little pond over
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here, that's how bad it is. The spillover. They are acting like,
you know how you it's no differentif and we all have a friend
who does this, ladies, gents, we all have that one friend,
right. She takes the selfie ofherself, takes any photo of her self
and maybe her kids, and thenthey use some I don't know what they
(19:37):
use because I don't think you cando it in the Instagram thing. I've
never found it. But they usesome filter that blurs everything and smooths them
over, and it makes them looklike they're printed on the top of a
cake and not actual people. Right, They're made of mars Apan. It's
like, girl, would you doyour skin? I'm made of mis the
pan, I'm a treat. Andit's to the point where it's it's creepy,
(20:00):
right. I had a friend myhands to sky, I don't I'm
gonna do it because it was hysterical. She filtered her damn photos so much.
You know how you can tell thatyou have individual teeth, y'all?
Y'all? It looked like one onething, one gum. It was so
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so filtered, right, you couldn'teven tell a girlfriend had teeth. And
it was a little bit further away, but not to the point where you
you know, I mean, Ican say and whitened them. I guess
she whitened her teeth. If youremember that episode of Friends when Ross Geller
whitens his teeth and then when theyturn out the lights. It's like black
light teeth and they're so bright ithurts people's eyes. It was like that,
(20:45):
and she was so like filter.Her kids were all filtered. I'm
like, I do know for afact that your son has acne. I'm
not saying that it's a bad thing, but that boy does not look like
he has a Lorel cover model.Stop it, stop doing this stuff pictures.
Anyway, this thing with this KatePrincess Kate of Wales thing wasn't even
(21:07):
that bad. I don't know whatthey did there was like they found because
there were people who have no livesthat will sit here and go, let's
blow this photo up. Looks likethe edge of your cuff is blurry.
Why did you photo shop that?Well? I took the alien out.
If that's what you're asking, Imean, what do you expect them to
say? This is so stupid.So she came out and said that she'd
photoshopped it right, And now theBritish press has lost their mind, and
(21:29):
the agent's France Press and all theseother European agencies because they need someone to
hate, right, that one suitcase, briefcase girl, d list game show
person out in Montecito. She learnedhow to shut the hell up and get
out of the way for a littlebit and take some shade because everyone was
getting too damn annoyed with her.So now the press is got to find
somebody else, So they are callingit a fiasco. And now here's the
(21:53):
headline from AFP, Kensington Palace can'tbe trusted after Kate Middleton fiasco. These
are the same people. These arethe same people who eagerly and I went
and I looked it up AFP.These are the same people who went over
(22:15):
and over and championed lockdowns and theinjections and everything that the government gave them
they reported as gospel truth. Ihave yet to see a headline from that
agency or any of these other pressagencies that has the amount of fury at
the lies we were fed by governmentsaround the world over this that matches the
(22:37):
fury they have over a stupid photoon Instagram from some princess in Britain.
It is so dumb. You don'thate the press enough. You don't,
however much you hate the press rightnow, You do not hate them enough,
I promise, But I'm looking atthis with great amusement. I'm looking
at the headlines right now, talkingto literally pieces that they have, questioning
(23:06):
the people who didn't get the injections, or when they were trying to shame
people in Italy when they wouldn't likeget locked down, when some of them
were trying to go out without informingthe police. Did you know that?
Right? We've a friend who ownsa restaurant. His brother lives in Rome,
and he was saying that whenever hewanted to take his dog out,
however many meters he was going fromhis residence, he literally had to inform
(23:29):
the local police before he did it. That's how lockdown it was. But
they are angry or over that photo, a photo like that over at Instagram,
more so than all the lies thattheir government and everybody else's government fed
us all they were supposed to dotheir due diligences media, are they trying
to make up for it now?This is so stupid. Yeah, however
much you hate the press, youdon't hate them enough. They're garbage.
(23:51):
They're absolute garbage, just like howthey were. I had another press story.
Let me put this up, thisstoryory of this Where's do I have
this at? It was the storyof this trans student next Benedict. Do
(24:11):
you hear about this? They weretrying to say that this trans teen was
bullied to death, but actually,in reality, when some of the reporting
came out, this teen was actuallythe bully and had had numerous instances with
other classmates before and actually had adrug overdose. They weren't bullied to death,
(24:34):
but the press twisted it so theycould try to get a sad tale
that helped to boost their narrative.Again, however much you hate the press,
you don't hate them enough. Thanksfor tuning into today's edition of Dana
Lash's Absurd Footh podcast. If youhaven't already, made sure to hit that
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