May 21, 2024 • 26 mins
A Frontier passenger makes an entire flight deboard after she refused to comply with exit row instructions. Meanwhile, Hunter Biden’s multiple lovers will take the stand in his gun trial while he blasts Fox News for portraying him using the wrong drugs.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Celtech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. Twenty three year old Florida
man who ran away from a mentalhealth clinic on Sunday was critically wounded in
a police shooting because officers encountered theguy armed with pepper spray and a knife.
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They said that health clinics that hewas acting erratic and he was running
away. He apparently had some seriouslike mental health issues. The clinics said
that he was in an immediate threat, so officers unfortunately had to engage.
But he just like apparently just likeran down that he got taste and still
ran. Sounds like there was likesomething else happening there. But he did
go to a local hospital and undergosurgery. He's in serious condition. Good
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heavens ran down the road and theyhad to chase him rain even after being
taste. One Florida man decided toplay hide and seek with police and he
decided to hide out in a closedryer. They always will find you.
A Scambia County, they were searchingpolice for thirty one year old David Jerome
Jackson for two months they got atip that he was inside this Pensacola house
(01:14):
and they found him inside a tinydryer drum and I mean tiny, it's
like a compact dryer. I literallyhave no idea how this guy got into
this dryer. If you guys don'tsee this foot, I gotta put in
slack. I don't know how inthe world this dude got in this dryer.
One's going to show it. Lookhow tiny if you're watching the simulcast,
(01:34):
look how tiny that dryer is.It's like a chi it's like a
play dryer. That's like a playdryer. That's a that's a that's a
compact dryer. There's a full growndude who got into that and they found
him in it, and so theythat's them opening the door and you can
see his hands sticking out. That'scrazy. So they did get him.
They said that he looked very embarrassedand he looked very guilty. But he
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was arrested on charges of shooting intosomebody's house, assault with a deadly weapon.
And he's also a convicted felon,and he's a prohibitive posessor. He's
got a final record, so hewasn't allowed to you don't have anything,
but apparently he did so. Thisshould see stolen school bus, a Florida
man's charging, a wild ride fromTampa to Miami, and a stolen school
bus. Florida man was arrested ina head spinning incident that left authorities chasing
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a stolen school bus. Thirty twoyear old Daniel Siez, under the influence,
reportedly commandeered a Hillsboro County School Districtbus and went on a joy ride,
spaining hundreds of miles. He setoff Saturday night. His field trip
came to an end when they caughtup with him in Sarasota and he told
officers, yes, I am highand drunk. He actually told him that
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he was high and drunk. I'mnot making that up. He told him
that when he stole the bus,emphasizing how reckless it was, he would
two hundred and eighty miles in thisand they got him sixty miles south of
Tampa and he got grand theft autocharge. They booked him up to so
they booked him in jail, soberedhim up, and so good. Heavens,
thankfully, nobody was like hurt orinjured or anything like that that could
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have been It could have been reallybad good night, you know, anything
like that happening. But yeah,two good heavens. This Florida man strip
naked, shouted for grandma in astranger's home. Yeah, this is Florida
man. The homeowners officers managed torespond and calm the guy down and escort
him out. But what ended uphappening is the homeowners they wanted to remain
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anonymous, but this guy barged,got like, invaded their house, took
off his clothes, shouted incoherently,kept calling off for his grandmother. They
called police, and the police showedup and they were able to calm him
down and arrest him. But yeah, that's that's I think what I wish
it would have said more what thehomeowners were doing, Like, how would
you do somebody barges in your houseand they strip off their clothes and start
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Like you know, you get onan airplane and everybody always wants to
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get that extra leg room. Theylike that exit row legroom right, and
you're always asked when you sit inthe exit row like can you how do
they say it? Can you?Are you able and willing to assist other
passengers? Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I have never in
all the mayor's of fly and I'venever met anyone who's like, no,
I'm only gonna do me right,even if you don't mean it, you
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say it. I'm not saying thatanybody, but you know what I mean?
Like you know you say it,You're like yeah, whatever. So
that is apparently not what happened inNorth Carolina at the Charlotte Douglas International Airport.
So this was a Frontier Frontier Airlinesand there was a passenger that was
in the exit row right, andthey ask you are you ready and willing
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to comply with the exit row andstrives and blah blah blah blah blah.
So she gets on the seat.And by the way, can I just
point out that when you get ona plane, you know how like when
you get on a plane and you'reyou're you haven't even made it to the
jet bridge yet you go into wherethey're checking your ticket and they scan your
pass or your phone or whatever,and they're like, you're sitting in the
exit row. Are you willing toenable it? You have to say yes.
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Then before you get on the plane, so they ask you at two
different points if you're ready and willingand able to comply. That's never I've
never not had that happen, andI've flung multiple airlines. So this lady
gets on the plane and she getsinto the exit row, and then,
of course, you know, youhave the flight attendant that asks the same
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question that you're always asked, areyou ready and willing, et cetera.
Uh, this woman did not answerthe way that everyone else did, and
it resulted in the entire your planehaving to be deboarded while she was arrested.
Watch if you're watching the simulcast,and or listen if you're streaming the
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radio program to this was pegging thewhole plane is saying, please get off.
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Oh my gosh, she chose violencetoday, and the police come,
oh my gosh, the whole planeis begging her, please please get off
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the plane. You're begging she ain'thave it, and she they all have
to deplane. They all have toget off that flight. They all have
to get off that flight because she'sgetting arrested. Now what led up to
this, you might be wondering,This is what led up to it.
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Said that she immediately got on theplane because again, remember when you go
through the ticketing part, they likewhen you're getting on the plane, they're
like, hey, can you areyou writing and willing? Blah blah blah.
You say yes, then you're allowedto get on the job ridge and
you're gonna get on the plane.Apparently, right when the attendant came up
to her when they do that lastcheck and they're saying, are you ready
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and willing, she said, accordingto all of the people all around her
on the plane, oh I'm notgoing to save anybody if something happens,
I'm gonna save myself. One ofthe other ladies on the plane said this
was her attitude through the whole processand I knew something was gonna pop off.
That's when one of the other womensitting next to her was saying this,
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and so she said that. Theflight attendant asked her again because she
was apparently shocked, like, ma'am, are you going to and the woman
said, quote, get out ofmy damn face, and then proceeded to
open up her snack. Oh mygosh, and then she just wouldn't stop.
(10:05):
She said, you better get outof my face, is what you
need to do, Betty? Ohboy. So it turned into a whole
thing. She I mean, shesaid she was flying to take care of
her grandson while her mother was onvacation. She goes, my grandson's getting
out of school and his mama tooka flight to Mexico and I'm not getting
off this plane. Well you arebecause you decided to have a fit on
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the flight. So all of thishad to do and I'm the numerous reporting
on this. All of this hadto do with a woman who did not
she wanted to sit in the exitrow, but she did not want to
do with the exit row required andshe could have switched. She she could
have done, and instead she endedup getting arrested because she got belligerent and
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got into verbal altercations with various flightcrew members as well as other passengers.
The entirety of the plane was agingher to get off the flight. People
were even trying to get her toswitch seats, and she wouldn't having it.
She was there just to raise hell, what do you do with those
people? They are not there tosolve a problem. They are there to
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be a problem. They are thereto ruin your day. And she,
I mean, she just they hadto dplaney, They had to get everybody
off the plane. There are peoplewho are missing their connections other I mean,
you are asked before you get onthe plane, and then you are
asked before takeoff. And someone said, well, is it possible that she
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didn't understand the instructions? And thewitnesses were going no, because everybody's on
their phones. They're like no,because her attitude was so bad. You
knew she understood. She just didn'twant to she didn't want to go along
with it. Wow. And theyshe got mad because they were trying to
get her to verbalize her answer becausethat's required by law. It's not the
attendant's job, you know, theattendant at the attendant did not make up
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the law that you had to geta verbal answer. If you don't want
to send the exit row, don'tsit in the exit row. Do you
find yourself like win seen whenever youget on a plane anymore, because you
don't know what you're gonna find.I feel like this is peak America,
sometimes not peak America, but peakhuman culture, peak human nature, selfish,
brady people who only care about themselvesand get in theirs. That's what
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it feels like. If I'm inan exit row, I don't have a
problem because I also know that I'mgonna definitely be getting off a bad flight
if something happens and I'm in theexit row, because I get to control
that door. That's a power seat. Why would you not want to be
in a power seat? Good Heavens, I just I don't know, Steve,
do you like freak? Do you? I don't know. I find
myself I don't get anxiety, butI find myself not looking forward to boarding
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a plane ever. The thing isI never know what I'm gonna get.
Think against me is why would youwant to be in group A group A.
You have to get on first andyou have to sit down the entire
time, Like, why don't Ialways in the last person aboard? Wow,
don't that's I don't get what areyou really? Are you worried about
overhead space? No? I justwould rather not be in a tube for
as long as I have to be. Why don't just wait in the terminal
or wait with the gate and justeat food. I like to just like
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go to sleep, though I sawget on the plane and then I will
literally go to sleep. I willgo to sleep until they make sure that
your your seatbelts buckled up, becauseI just I'm just now I gotta shut
down. I don't want to it'sbecause it's always so awkward, but I
just want to get in get myBut also it's the overhead space. Although
I never bring a ton of stuffwith me, I always have like a
carry on and then a little thingthat I shove under my seat. But
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then you also you get like suitjacket dudes or ladies with the straw hats
that want to like shove their stuffin the overhead bend and nobody can get
their suitcases or anything else up there. And I'm like, oh, I
don't know, I but that's theone flaw that I thought didn't think about
is if you wait to get onlast. They sometimes most of the time
run out of carry on space.They have to put one of those fake
tags on it and sit by thedoor. That's happened to me the last
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few times. But I I'd ratherjust wait. Yeah, I always after
I had a suitcase that was utterlydestroyed by their little where they bring the
suitcases up, because I had agate check once and it literally crushed my
suitcase and broke some stuff inside andall of that like crushed. It was
like a pancake. It was wild. And so then I said, now
I don't do that anymore. Butthankfully I was on a flight and I
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was arriving home, so I didn'tneed any of the stuff in there really.
But but yeah, so I makesure that I don't. I don't
know, but I agree. Iagree that you. I hate getting on
and having to be on the twobecause then you get people like that.
That's crazy And now all of thenews you would probably miss. It's time
for Dana's quick five. Ten bodieswere found scattered around Mexico's once glamorous resort
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city of Acapulco, which has beenengulfed by violence linked to cartel crime.
Set authorities today the bodies of twowomen and four men left Monday night on
an avenue New or Market, accordingto their Public security office. The Media's
reported the bodies were thrown from acar. It's a shooting in the Zepaida
neighborhood. They said that they've beenfinding this more and more and I don't
(14:56):
know, I heard man, Idon't know. I you got to make
sure are you saying safe and goingto the safe spots. This is kind
of sad too. Apparently Elvis Presley'siconic graceland is going to be auctioned off
a mid foreclosure, but his granddaughterRiley Keyo has been fighting it. She
said that the signatures on a lotof the documents were fraudulent, and there's
some questions as to whether or notthe notary was legitimate, and I don't
(15:20):
know, there's a lot of itcould have been questionable. But there were
also a lot of rumors that LisaMarie Presley wasn't maybe in her best of
mine or health, and was makingsome decisions based on money. And I
don't know if there was due diligencedone. All that I'm sure is going
to come out in the lawsuit thatk has been that Kio's filed to stop
it because gosh, that would bebad. This HIV positive Ohio sex worker
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had contact with more than two hundredand eleven people and she looks like it.
She had over two in her clientsknowing she was HIV positive, and
state officials are now saying that anyonewho is with Linda Lecesse needs to come
forward and get tested because you mighthave the HIV. That's horrible. First
(16:04):
off, that's you must got lee. That's the Sick's like a Tim Burton
character. This uh biking apparently thissurvey biking cycling is supposed to apparently improve
your knee pain or arthritis. Peoplehave been told to keep their joints moving
now bicycling. I hate bicycling.Can I be honest? I hate cycling.
(16:26):
I hate I don't like any ofit. If you'd like it,
if that's your jam, that's fine. A moose killed a man in Alaska
because he was trying to photograph.It's calves. Don't ever get don't ever
don't ever even if you don't meanto pose a threat. Don't ever even
act like you're gonna pose a threatto any kind of moose calves or baby
bears or anything like that. Cubs, nothing but a seven year old Alaska
man. He was trying to takephotos of two newborn moose calves. He
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was attacked and killed by their motheron Sunday. He was from Homer,
Alaska. According to Alaska Department ofPublic Safety, they said that he was
looking. He found them, andthe mam and moose was none too happy
because he thought it was threatening behavior. Seven hundred and six people named Kyle
got together in Texas, but itwasn't enough for a world record. They
were trying to set a record,but apparently and the crown is in Bosnia,
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they got three hundred and twenty fivepeople named Ivan together in twenty seventeen.
They were trying to get the samenumber people with the same number of
name, the largest number together inone spot minus as you're working around the
clock to free their main hostages.Just Adrea freed hostage is already and here
of this today is hersh Goldberg,Poland. And it was still he is
(17:32):
not here with us, but he'sstill being held by Amas. And Rachel
and John are here with his standup guys. He had to correct himself
after another really bad gaff last nightbecause he was at this Jewish heritage celebration
at the White House. That's JoeBiden, and he was saying that one
of the US he named US citizenhersh Golberg Poland he goes, oh,
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he's here with us today. Ohwait, he's not here with us today.
No, he's not because he's literallybeing held hostage by Hamas in Gaza.
So, oh my gosh, that'sso bad. Welcome back to the
program. At least he invited oneof the hostage families right to the White
House because they've been ignored. Welcomeback to the program, Dana lash with
you. It's good to be withyou. Top of our second hour here
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and you can listen coast to coast. You can also stream the radio program.
You can catch us on X andRevel and YouTube and Facebook and all
of that Channel thirty forty seven DirectTV, all of that good stuff.
And Goldberger Colan is a dual citizen, so he's one of I think it's
like five or six Americans that arestill held by Hamas in Gaza. And
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I don't know when the last timethat they had proof of life for him.
I think it was something like atthe beginning of the year. For
some of these other hostages, therehave not been There hasn't been anything offered
in terms of proof of life,so you know, I mean the the
at least I guess that he finallysaid the name of one of them.
They said more about Mike Brown yesterdaythan they said about these hostages. We'll
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talk more about the brun thing aswell coming up, Speaking of the bidens,
are you guys ready for soap operato end all soap operas? When
I was younger, my grandmother usedto watch what she called were her stories.
Those were the Are they still onthe soap operas? Are they stillon?
Or is it just like been replacedby reality TV? Now? They
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used to have like the daytime soapoperas, and I feel like my kids
would not have any idea what thoseare, but my grandmother used to watch
them. My grandmother and my oldercousins watched them growing up. They watched
Days of Our Lives and then theone that I thought was always hysterically named
The Bold and the Beautiful because theywere bold and also beautiful. It's just
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so goofy, and they were alwaysthese long drawn out things. And I
just remember the bad guy in Daysof Our Lives. It was Stefano.
He was the ever present bad guy. He was behind every bad plot.
He was the worst, laziest plotdevice ever, but it worked anyway,
It's about to take a new turnbecause it's like reality television, but it's
going to be a daytime soap opera. Let me just explain this headline to
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you because it took me a minuteto realize this wasn't the same person that
it was three different people. Okay, Hunter Biden's ex wife, baby Mama
and sister in law turned lover totake the witness stand in his gun trial.
So you know, Hunter Biden hasa trial coming up for the felony
gun charges. These are the chargesthat he got because he told on himself.
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He when he wrote his memoir,he wrote in his book that there
was a period of time and hegave literally the dates of when he was
as high as a kite. Andit just turns out that he also went
and purchased a gun and filmed andfilled out a form forty four to seventy
three. That's your background check format the exact same time that he said
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he was high as a kite inhis book, and his defense was,
well, he was on drugs.You can't trust that his dates are going
to be right. I'm not evenkidding you hands this guy. That was
literally their attorney's defense. But I'mjust you know. So he's going to
trial on these weapons charges and itstarts June third. So again, these
are all three different people. Itsounds like it could be one person,
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but it's not. Ex wife,baby mama, and sister in law turned
lover, three separate people. Sohis ex wife is going to be taking
the witness stand, his sister inlaw turned lover is going to be taking
the witness stand, and his babymama are going to be she's going to
be taking the witness stand, andthey're going to talk about how he was
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constantly what has been described as hereas his near constant drug use during that
October twenty eighteen period when he admittedin his memoir that he was doing drugs
daily, NonStop, and then healso just happened the paperwork came out that
that was the exact frame of timeexactly that he went and filled out a
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form to go buy a gun.And as you know, maybe you don't
know, but you should. Onthat forty four to seventy three form,
that federal form, there's literally aquestion that asks if you're using drugs or
you're a drug user, and heapparently said no on his form, which
in fact, in his memoir hesaid no, I was totally highsychied on
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drugs. So this is go,oh my gosh, this is going to
be just crazy. And he didthis interview where he was trying to say
and this is the other thing thatfloored me. So Daily Beast ran the
story on Monday. Oh no,sorry, it actually came out Sunday.
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They ran the story of him andit says Hunter Biden reveals why he's punching
back at Fox News right, Andhe did this interview, did it Sunday's
published Monday. He was trying tosay that some of the photos of the
drug use that were on his laptopwere misleading. Now the laptop in question
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is the one that he had leftat that repair shop, that Mac guy,
and at the repair shop he hadto sign a waiver saying if he
didn't come back in six months toget his property, then it becomes the
property of the computer shop owner.And he got mad because the Daily Beast
had asked him. I'm not evenmaking this up, you guys, I
swear to you, this trial isgoing to be luscious. The Daily Beast
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had asked him and again this rainyesterday about the crackpipe photo. You guys
remember the photo of Biden laying inthe bed, his had on a pillow,
and he's got a glass pipe inhis mouth, right, And they
go, well, you know,they asked him about the crack pipe photo,
and he got mad at him.He goes, that's not a crack
pipe, that's a meth pipe,and then he tried to act like it
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was staged. Okay, so doesthat make a difference that you would get
that mad. No, that's nota crackpipe, that's a meth pipe.
Oh sorry, mister, mister blowand hoe. I didn't know that.
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I honestly, if you had aquiz me on the difference between a crackpipe
and a meth pipe, I literallywould not know the difference. It's a
glass pipe. I don't This iswhere we don't know about the drugs here
on the Dan Show. I don'tknow what makes a difference. I don't
know. It's such a grainy like, clearly it's a drug pipe, a
glass pipe in his mouth. Buthe said, no, that's not a
crackpipe. It's a meth pipe.Oh okay, so tell us about the
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meth pipe. Then Daily Beasts askedbecause apparently his ex wife, in text
messages that were found on this laptop, she was upset because she found quote
a few crack pipes in the familycar that their daughter was borrowing to drive
and she had to take them out. And she said that she quote found
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drugs or paraphernalia on approximately a duoccasions, which she discarded in a trash
can. And so he he wasupset because they asked him about the wrong
drug of pipe, the wrong pipethat I don't know. I don't even
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know what to expect with this thistrial. But if it's anything like he
was mad over the question from theDaily Beast, that's something else. No
it's not, it's a it's ameth pipe. Good heavens, I can't
tell. I couldn't tell the difference, Steve, I can't tell the difference.
Can you tell the difference, becauseI can't tell the difference in glass
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pipes, they look like drug pipes. Well, I know. Thanks for
tuning in to today's edition of DanaLash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Celtech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. Twenty three year old Florida
man who ran away from a mentalhealth clinic on Sunday was critically wounded in
a police shooting because officers encountered theguy armed with pepper spray and a knife.
(00:26):
They said that health clinics that hewas acting erratic and he was running
away. He apparently had some seriouslike mental health issues. The clinics said
that he was in an immediate threat, so officers unfortunately had to engage.
But he just like apparently just likeran down that he got taste and still
ran. Sounds like there was likesomething else happening there. But he did
go to a local hospital and undergosurgery. He's in serious condition. Good
(00:49):
heavens ran down the road and theyhad to chase him rain even after being
taste. One Florida man decided toplay hide and seek with police and he
decided to hide out in a closedryer. They always will find you.
A Scambia County, they were searchingpolice for thirty one year old David Jerome
Jackson for two months they got atip that he was inside this Pensacola house
(01:14):
and they found him inside a tinydryer drum and I mean tiny, it's
like a compact dryer. I literallyhave no idea how this guy got into
this dryer. If you guys don'tsee this foot, I gotta put in
slack. I don't know how inthe world this dude got in this dryer.
One's going to show it. Lookhow tiny if you're watching the simulcast,
(01:34):
look how tiny that dryer is.It's like a chi it's like a
play dryer. That's like a playdryer. That's a that's a that's a
compact dryer. There's a full growndude who got into that and they found
him in it, and so theythat's them opening the door and you can
see his hands sticking out. That'scrazy. So they did get him.
They said that he looked very embarrassedand he looked very guilty. But he
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was arrested on charges of shooting intosomebody's house, assault with a deadly weapon.
And he's also a convicted felon,and he's a prohibitive posessor. He's
got a final record, so hewasn't allowed to you don't have anything,
but apparently he did so. Thisshould see stolen school bus, a Florida
man's charging, a wild ride fromTampa to Miami, and a stolen school
bus. Florida man was arrested ina head spinning incident that left authorities chasing
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a stolen school bus. Thirty twoyear old Daniel Siez, under the influence,
reportedly commandeered a Hillsboro County School Districtbus and went on a joy ride,
spaining hundreds of miles. He setoff Saturday night. His field trip
came to an end when they caughtup with him in Sarasota and he told
officers, yes, I am highand drunk. He actually told him that
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he was high and drunk. I'mnot making that up. He told him
that when he stole the bus,emphasizing how reckless it was, he would
two hundred and eighty miles in thisand they got him sixty miles south of
Tampa and he got grand theft autocharge. They booked him up to so
they booked him in jail, soberedhim up, and so good. Heavens,
thankfully, nobody was like hurt orinjured or anything like that that could
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have been It could have been reallybad good night, you know, anything
like that happening. But yeah,two good heavens. This Florida man strip
naked, shouted for grandma in astranger's home. Yeah, this is Florida
man. The homeowners officers managed torespond and calm the guy down and escort
him out. But what ended uphappening is the homeowners they wanted to remain
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anonymous, but this guy barged,got like, invaded their house, took
off his clothes, shouted incoherently,kept calling off for his grandmother. They
called police, and the police showedup and they were able to calm him
down and arrest him. But yeah, that's that's I think what I wish
it would have said more what thehomeowners were doing, Like, how would
you do somebody barges in your houseand they strip off their clothes and start
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screaming for their grandmother. That's kindof weird. Tomorrow, because I'm out
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Like you know, you get onan airplane and everybody always wants to
(05:16):
get that extra leg room. Theylike that exit row legroom right, and
you're always asked when you sit inthe exit row like can you how do
they say it? Can you?Are you able and willing to assist other
passengers? Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I have never in
all the mayor's of fly and I'venever met anyone who's like, no,
I'm only gonna do me right,even if you don't mean it, you
(05:40):
say it. I'm not saying thatanybody, but you know what I mean?
Like you know you say it,You're like yeah, whatever. So
that is apparently not what happened inNorth Carolina at the Charlotte Douglas International Airport.
So this was a Frontier Frontier Airlinesand there was a passenger that was
in the exit row right, andthey ask you are you ready and willing
(06:03):
to comply with the exit row andstrives and blah blah blah blah blah.
So she gets on the seat.And by the way, can I just
point out that when you get ona plane, you know how like when
you get on a plane and you'reyou're you haven't even made it to the
jet bridge yet you go into wherethey're checking your ticket and they scan your
pass or your phone or whatever,and they're like, you're sitting in the
exit row. Are you willing toenable it? You have to say yes.
(06:25):
Then before you get on the plane, so they ask you at two
different points if you're ready and willingand able to comply. That's never I've
never not had that happen, andI've flung multiple airlines. So this lady
gets on the plane and she getsinto the exit row, and then,
of course, you know, youhave the flight attendant that asks the same
(06:48):
question that you're always asked, areyou ready and willing, et cetera.
Uh, this woman did not answerthe way that everyone else did, and
it resulted in the entire your planehaving to be deboarded while she was arrested.
Watch if you're watching the simulcast,and or listen if you're streaming the
(07:09):
radio program to this was pegging thewhole plane is saying, please get off.
(08:16):
Oh my gosh, she chose violencetoday, and the police come,
oh my gosh, the whole planeis begging her, please please get off
(08:39):
the plane. You're begging she ain'thave it, and she they all have
to deplane. They all have toget off that flight. They all have
to get off that flight because she'sgetting arrested. Now what led up to
this, you might be wondering,This is what led up to it.
(09:00):
Said that she immediately got on theplane because again, remember when you go
through the ticketing part, they likewhen you're getting on the plane, they're
like, hey, can you areyou writing and willing? Blah blah blah.
You say yes, then you're allowedto get on the job ridge and
you're gonna get on the plane.Apparently, right when the attendant came up
to her when they do that lastcheck and they're saying, are you ready
(09:20):
and willing, she said, accordingto all of the people all around her
on the plane, oh I'm notgoing to save anybody if something happens,
I'm gonna save myself. One ofthe other ladies on the plane said this
was her attitude through the whole processand I knew something was gonna pop off.
That's when one of the other womensitting next to her was saying this,
(09:43):
and so she said that. Theflight attendant asked her again because she
was apparently shocked, like, ma'am, are you going to and the woman
said, quote, get out ofmy damn face, and then proceeded to
open up her snack. Oh mygosh, and then she just wouldn't stop.
(10:05):
She said, you better get outof my face, is what you
need to do, Betty? Ohboy. So it turned into a whole
thing. She I mean, shesaid she was flying to take care of
her grandson while her mother was onvacation. She goes, my grandson's getting
out of school and his mama tooka flight to Mexico and I'm not getting
off this plane. Well you arebecause you decided to have a fit on
(10:30):
the flight. So all of thishad to do and I'm the numerous reporting
on this. All of this hadto do with a woman who did not
she wanted to sit in the exitrow, but she did not want to
do with the exit row required andshe could have switched. She she could
have done, and instead she endedup getting arrested because she got belligerent and
(10:52):
got into verbal altercations with various flightcrew members as well as other passengers.
The entirety of the plane was agingher to get off the flight. People
were even trying to get her toswitch seats, and she wouldn't having it.
She was there just to raise hell, what do you do with those
people? They are not there tosolve a problem. They are there to
(11:13):
be a problem. They are thereto ruin your day. And she,
I mean, she just they hadto dplaney, They had to get everybody
off the plane. There are peoplewho are missing their connections other I mean,
you are asked before you get onthe plane, and then you are
asked before takeoff. And someone said, well, is it possible that she
(11:37):
didn't understand the instructions? And thewitnesses were going no, because everybody's on
their phones. They're like no,because her attitude was so bad. You
knew she understood. She just didn'twant to she didn't want to go along
with it. Wow. And theyshe got mad because they were trying to
get her to verbalize her answer becausethat's required by law. It's not the
attendant's job, you know, theattendant at the attendant did not make up
(12:00):
the law that you had to geta verbal answer. If you don't want
to send the exit row, don'tsit in the exit row. Do you
find yourself like win seen whenever youget on a plane anymore, because you
don't know what you're gonna find.I feel like this is peak America,
sometimes not peak America, but peakhuman culture, peak human nature, selfish,
brady people who only care about themselvesand get in theirs. That's what
(12:22):
it feels like. If I'm inan exit row, I don't have a
problem because I also know that I'mgonna definitely be getting off a bad flight
if something happens and I'm in theexit row, because I get to control
that door. That's a power seat. Why would you not want to be
in a power seat? Good Heavens, I just I don't know, Steve,
do you like freak? Do you? I don't know. I find
myself I don't get anxiety, butI find myself not looking forward to boarding
(12:46):
a plane ever. The thing isI never know what I'm gonna get.
Think against me is why would youwant to be in group A group A.
You have to get on first andyou have to sit down the entire
time, Like, why don't Ialways in the last person aboard? Wow,
don't that's I don't get what areyou really? Are you worried about
overhead space? No? I justwould rather not be in a tube for
as long as I have to be. Why don't just wait in the terminal
or wait with the gate and justeat food. I like to just like
(13:09):
go to sleep, though I sawget on the plane and then I will
literally go to sleep. I willgo to sleep until they make sure that
your your seatbelts buckled up, becauseI just I'm just now I gotta shut
down. I don't want to it'sbecause it's always so awkward, but I
just want to get in get myBut also it's the overhead space. Although
I never bring a ton of stuffwith me, I always have like a
carry on and then a little thingthat I shove under my seat. But
(13:30):
then you also you get like suitjacket dudes or ladies with the straw hats
that want to like shove their stuffin the overhead bend and nobody can get
their suitcases or anything else up there. And I'm like, oh, I
don't know, I but that's theone flaw that I thought didn't think about
is if you wait to get onlast. They sometimes most of the time
run out of carry on space.They have to put one of those fake
tags on it and sit by thedoor. That's happened to me the last
(13:52):
few times. But I I'd ratherjust wait. Yeah, I always after
I had a suitcase that was utterlydestroyed by their little where they bring the
suitcases up, because I had agate check once and it literally crushed my
suitcase and broke some stuff inside andall of that like crushed. It was
like a pancake. It was wild. And so then I said, now
I don't do that anymore. Butthankfully I was on a flight and I
(14:13):
was arriving home, so I didn'tneed any of the stuff in there really.
But but yeah, so I makesure that I don't. I don't
know, but I agree. Iagree that you. I hate getting on
and having to be on the twobecause then you get people like that.
That's crazy And now all of thenews you would probably miss. It's time
for Dana's quick five. Ten bodieswere found scattered around Mexico's once glamorous resort
(14:35):
city of Acapulco, which has beenengulfed by violence linked to cartel crime.
Set authorities today the bodies of twowomen and four men left Monday night on
an avenue New or Market, accordingto their Public security office. The Media's
reported the bodies were thrown from acar. It's a shooting in the Zepaida
neighborhood. They said that they've beenfinding this more and more and I don't
(14:56):
know, I heard man, Idon't know. I you got to make
sure are you saying safe and goingto the safe spots. This is kind
of sad too. Apparently Elvis Presley'siconic graceland is going to be auctioned off
a mid foreclosure, but his granddaughterRiley Keyo has been fighting it. She
said that the signatures on a lotof the documents were fraudulent, and there's
some questions as to whether or notthe notary was legitimate, and I don't
(15:20):
know, there's a lot of itcould have been questionable. But there were
also a lot of rumors that LisaMarie Presley wasn't maybe in her best of
mine or health, and was makingsome decisions based on money. And I
don't know if there was due diligencedone. All that I'm sure is going
to come out in the lawsuit thatk has been that Kio's filed to stop
it because gosh, that would bebad. This HIV positive Ohio sex worker
(15:43):
had contact with more than two hundredand eleven people and she looks like it.
She had over two in her clientsknowing she was HIV positive, and
state officials are now saying that anyonewho is with Linda Lecesse needs to come
forward and get tested because you mighthave the HIV. That's horrible. First
(16:04):
off, that's you must got lee. That's the Sick's like a Tim Burton
character. This uh biking apparently thissurvey biking cycling is supposed to apparently improve
your knee pain or arthritis. Peoplehave been told to keep their joints moving
now bicycling. I hate bicycling.Can I be honest? I hate cycling.
(16:26):
I hate I don't like any ofit. If you'd like it,
if that's your jam, that's fine. A moose killed a man in Alaska
because he was trying to photograph.It's calves. Don't ever get don't ever
don't ever even if you don't meanto pose a threat. Don't ever even
act like you're gonna pose a threatto any kind of moose calves or baby
bears or anything like that. Cubs, nothing but a seven year old Alaska
man. He was trying to takephotos of two newborn moose calves. He
(16:48):
was attacked and killed by their motheron Sunday. He was from Homer,
Alaska. According to Alaska Department ofPublic Safety, they said that he was
looking. He found them, andthe mam and moose was none too happy
because he thought it was threatening behavior. Seven hundred and six people named Kyle
got together in Texas, but itwasn't enough for a world record. They
were trying to set a record,but apparently and the crown is in Bosnia,
(17:11):
they got three hundred and twenty fivepeople named Ivan together in twenty seventeen.
They were trying to get the samenumber people with the same number of
name, the largest number together inone spot minus as you're working around the
clock to free their main hostages.Just Adrea freed hostage is already and here
of this today is hersh Goldberg,Poland. And it was still he is
(17:32):
not here with us, but he'sstill being held by Amas. And Rachel
and John are here with his standup guys. He had to correct himself
after another really bad gaff last nightbecause he was at this Jewish heritage celebration
at the White House. That's JoeBiden, and he was saying that one
of the US he named US citizenhersh Golberg Poland he goes, oh,
(17:53):
he's here with us today. Ohwait, he's not here with us today.
No, he's not because he's literallybeing held hostage by Hamas in Gaza.
So, oh my gosh, that'sso bad. Welcome back to the
program. At least he invited oneof the hostage families right to the White
House because they've been ignored. Welcomeback to the program, Dana lash with
you. It's good to be withyou. Top of our second hour here
(18:15):
and you can listen coast to coast. You can also stream the radio program.
You can catch us on X andRevel and YouTube and Facebook and all
of that Channel thirty forty seven DirectTV, all of that good stuff.
And Goldberger Colan is a dual citizen, so he's one of I think it's
like five or six Americans that arestill held by Hamas in Gaza. And
(18:36):
I don't know when the last timethat they had proof of life for him.
I think it was something like atthe beginning of the year. For
some of these other hostages, therehave not been There hasn't been anything offered
in terms of proof of life,so you know, I mean the the
at least I guess that he finallysaid the name of one of them.
They said more about Mike Brown yesterdaythan they said about these hostages. We'll
(19:00):
talk more about the brun thing aswell coming up, Speaking of the bidens,
are you guys ready for soap operato end all soap operas? When
I was younger, my grandmother usedto watch what she called were her stories.
Those were the Are they still onthe soap operas? Are they stillon?
Or is it just like been replacedby reality TV? Now? They
(19:21):
used to have like the daytime soapoperas, and I feel like my kids
would not have any idea what thoseare, but my grandmother used to watch
them. My grandmother and my oldercousins watched them growing up. They watched
Days of Our Lives and then theone that I thought was always hysterically named
The Bold and the Beautiful because theywere bold and also beautiful. It's just
(19:41):
so goofy, and they were alwaysthese long drawn out things. And I
just remember the bad guy in Daysof Our Lives. It was Stefano.
He was the ever present bad guy. He was behind every bad plot.
He was the worst, laziest plotdevice ever, but it worked anyway,
It's about to take a new turnbecause it's like reality television, but it's
going to be a daytime soap opera. Let me just explain this headline to
(20:03):
you because it took me a minuteto realize this wasn't the same person that
it was three different people. Okay, Hunter Biden's ex wife, baby Mama
and sister in law turned lover totake the witness stand in his gun trial.
So you know, Hunter Biden hasa trial coming up for the felony
gun charges. These are the chargesthat he got because he told on himself.
(20:27):
He when he wrote his memoir,he wrote in his book that there
was a period of time and hegave literally the dates of when he was
as high as a kite. Andit just turns out that he also went
and purchased a gun and filmed andfilled out a form forty four to seventy
three. That's your background check format the exact same time that he said
(20:48):
he was high as a kite inhis book, and his defense was,
well, he was on drugs.You can't trust that his dates are going
to be right. I'm not evenkidding you hands this guy. That was
literally their attorney's defense. But I'mjust you know. So he's going to
trial on these weapons charges and itstarts June third. So again, these
are all three different people. Itsounds like it could be one person,
(21:10):
but it's not. Ex wife,baby mama, and sister in law turned
lover, three separate people. Sohis ex wife is going to be taking
the witness stand, his sister inlaw turned lover is going to be taking
the witness stand, and his babymama are going to be she's going to
be taking the witness stand, andthey're going to talk about how he was
(21:32):
constantly what has been described as hereas his near constant drug use during that
October twenty eighteen period when he admittedin his memoir that he was doing drugs
daily, NonStop, and then healso just happened the paperwork came out that
that was the exact frame of timeexactly that he went and filled out a
(21:56):
form to go buy a gun.And as you know, maybe you don't
know, but you should. Onthat forty four to seventy three form,
that federal form, there's literally aquestion that asks if you're using drugs or
you're a drug user, and heapparently said no on his form, which
in fact, in his memoir hesaid no, I was totally highsychied on
(22:17):
drugs. So this is go,oh my gosh, this is going to
be just crazy. And he didthis interview where he was trying to say
and this is the other thing thatfloored me. So Daily Beast ran the
story on Monday. Oh no,sorry, it actually came out Sunday.
(22:41):
They ran the story of him andit says Hunter Biden reveals why he's punching
back at Fox News right, Andhe did this interview, did it Sunday's
published Monday. He was trying tosay that some of the photos of the
drug use that were on his laptopwere misleading. Now the laptop in question
(23:02):
is the one that he had leftat that repair shop, that Mac guy,
and at the repair shop he hadto sign a waiver saying if he
didn't come back in six months toget his property, then it becomes the
property of the computer shop owner.And he got mad because the Daily Beast
had asked him. I'm not evenmaking this up, you guys, I
swear to you, this trial isgoing to be luscious. The Daily Beast
(23:25):
had asked him and again this rainyesterday about the crackpipe photo. You guys
remember the photo of Biden laying inthe bed, his had on a pillow,
and he's got a glass pipe inhis mouth, right, And they
go, well, you know,they asked him about the crack pipe photo,
and he got mad at him.He goes, that's not a crack
pipe, that's a meth pipe,and then he tried to act like it
(23:51):
was staged. Okay, so doesthat make a difference that you would get
that mad. No, that's nota crackpipe, that's a meth pipe.
Oh sorry, mister, mister blowand hoe. I didn't know that.
(24:11):
I honestly, if you had aquiz me on the difference between a crackpipe
and a meth pipe, I literallywould not know the difference. It's a
glass pipe. I don't This iswhere we don't know about the drugs here
on the Dan Show. I don'tknow what makes a difference. I don't
know. It's such a grainy like, clearly it's a drug pipe, a
glass pipe in his mouth. Buthe said, no, that's not a
crackpipe. It's a meth pipe.Oh okay, so tell us about the
(24:33):
meth pipe. Then Daily Beasts askedbecause apparently his ex wife, in text
messages that were found on this laptop, she was upset because she found quote
a few crack pipes in the familycar that their daughter was borrowing to drive
and she had to take them out. And she said that she quote found
(24:56):
drugs or paraphernalia on approximately a duoccasions, which she discarded in a trash
can. And so he he wasupset because they asked him about the wrong
drug of pipe, the wrong pipethat I don't know. I don't even
(25:18):
know what to expect with this thistrial. But if it's anything like he
was mad over the question from theDaily Beast, that's something else. No
it's not, it's a it's ameth pipe. Good heavens, I can't
tell. I couldn't tell the difference, Steve, I can't tell the difference.
Can you tell the difference, becauseI can't tell the difference in glass
(25:41):
pipes, they look like drug pipes. Well, I know. Thanks for
tuning in to today's edition of DanaLash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't
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