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May 24, 2024 20 mins
The DOJ admits Hunter Biden’s laptop and will use it as evidence in his trial. Meanwhile, Bronx residents at the Trump rally are all turning on Biden in a blue district.

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(00:00):
Dana Lashes of Search Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. Yeah. So this Florida
Man is actually a priest and hebit a church goer while trying to receive

(00:21):
Holy Communion. It's a very veryodd story, but please are investigating an
incident that enfolded a Catholic church andSunday where a priest allegedly bit a church
goer because she was trying to receivethe Holy Communion in an improper way.
It took place at Saint Thomas AquinasChurch and they filed an affidavid of prosecution
summary against the priest, which willbe forward to the State Attorney's office for

(00:44):
review. The priest refused to giveher the communion and gave her a blessing
instead, saying she didn't follow theproper steps necessary to receive Holy Communion.
And then I guess something happened andshe tried to take it, and that
led to the priest biting her.I guess. But the woman shoved the

(01:04):
priest and then grabbed the bowl thatcontained the communion wafers and then tried to
eat him. And then the priestconsidered it to be sacrilegious, so he
bit her. He said, Irecognize that I bit her. I'm not
denying that. They have a videoof it, and then you know,
it was sort of a disaster anyway. You don't see that every day,
you know, biting priests. Youjust don't see that every day. A

(01:26):
Florida man chugs a beer in frontof the cops after throwing bottles off the
balcony. According to deputies. Thiswas in Fort Myers Beach, Florida.
Man was arrested after staff of theMargaritaville Resort in Fort Myers Beach show deputies
he was throwing beer bottles off afourth floor balcony over the weekend. According
to an arrest report from the LeeCounty Sheriff's Office, twenty three year old

(01:48):
Connor Thurman, whose rooms located justabove the hotel's valet parking area, threw
a beer bottle from his balcony aroundone thirty am. When the officials tried
to knock on his door, asecurity guard had to yell to him he
was sitting on his balcony and thenhe chugged a beer in front of the
cops because I mean, what areyou gonna do? Let the beer go
to waste? Of course, notso you gotta chug it. I mean,

(02:08):
what are you gonna I mean,that's a duh. And finally,
this Florida man steals a vehicle andthen calls the owner before getting busted.
Yeah, this genius. He actuallycalled her to report the theft. He
stole the car and let the womanknow that he that he stole it,
which I think is very considerate.You're gonna steal a car, could you
at least be kind and considered enoughto just, you know, let the

(02:30):
owner know. My favorite thing justhappened a moment ago. The special counsel
who's going after Hunter Biden. Theyare going to use the laptop as a
trial exhibit. And this is thestatement they put out. The defendant's laptop

(02:53):
is real. It will be producedas a trial exhibit, and it contains
significant event of the defendant's guilt.Boom, wait a second, wait a
second. That's that's weird though,because I thought that laptop was Russian disinformation.
That's what they told me. Theytold me that they told you this
too. Let's see how the tweetsstill up. I always like I bookmark

(03:15):
this Yes, Jensaki ten forty fivepm October nineteen, twenty twenty. Hunter
Biden's story is Russian disinfo. Dozensof former Intel officials say, Jensaki,
who now is a journalist, thatwas the best. The other day she
was out a thing and she describedherself as a journalist, and the crowd

(03:38):
started laughing, like, you're ajournalist just as unbiased as yoursephonoposis. So
the Hunter Biden laptop that you weretold at one point was Russian disinformation,
And if you try to talk aboutit, it was censored. It was
censored by all the big big tech, big tech corporate media. Everybody censored
it. The New York Post storycouldn't share it, And for a year

(03:59):
or so they kept telling you asRussian disinformation. That laptop is now going
to be used as evidence because itcontains significant evidence of the defendant's guilt.
I love that. The irony ofthis is just fantastic. The DOJ is
going to use the Hunter Biden thelaptop as evidence in the trial. Now,
this is just the gun case.This one's not as bad for Joe

(04:21):
Biden. It's the financial case.In September that's the one that I think
has the tendency the potential to bringdown the big guy, because you know,
and I know everybody knows that JoeBiden's implicating in all this. That's
why they wanted the financial crimes toall go away, and they try to
roll it into the gun diversion agreement. This way it would all go away,
and the judge couldn't reject it.The judge out smarted them, and

(04:43):
that's why we're here today. Sogetting back to this point about Joe Biden
and his candidacy. You're gonna havethe Democrat National Convention in August in Chicago.
You're gonna have protests there. You'regonna have all these crazy college kids
protesting, all these crazy anti Israelpeople protesting. You're going to have a
president who can barely speak and barelyread the teleprompter get up on stage and

(05:09):
accept his party's nomination. He's downin the polls. He's at thirty eight
percent approval rating, he's losing inevery single swing state. There's only two
debates with a chance to turn itaround for him, and you know as
well as I do, he's notgoing to perform well in either of the
debates, and then his son goeson trial for financial crimes, in which
case he could be implicated in thosecrimes. Heading into the general election and

(05:33):
the ultimate October surprise, are theDemocrats really really going to keep Joe Biden
on the ballot? Ivan? Comeon, come on, Kim, and
I know that the guy. Look, he's a stubborn old guy. He's
a stubborn old man. He's astubborn Irish guy, as he always says.

(05:53):
And it's not that easy to getrid of somebody with an ego like
his. He's got a massive ego. And how do you do it?
You, how do you get JoeBiden out of the race, because that's
the question. Well, there's twothings that need to happen. The first
is you have to get rid ofKamala Harris because the Kamala Harris problem has
always been Joe Biden's achilles heel.Kamala Harris is less popular than Joe Biden

(06:15):
is if you can believe that shegets crushed by Donald Trump, in my
opinion, crushed her record alone asthe attorney general in California, prosecuting black
people for drug crimes will further hurtthe chances of the Democrats with the African
American vote in the fall. Soshe's a terrible candidate. So you have

(06:38):
to deal with her first, becauseif Biden steps aside and you don't nominate
Kamala Harris, well then Wolke's goingto be very upset. And at the
convention you can't risk the fact thatshe's able to rally and get the nomination.
So all this has to be controlled. The Democrats want to see Justice
Sonya Soto Mayor off the Supreme Courtbecause they really were Trump's gonna win and

(07:00):
replace her. The other day,I think it was David Pluff, one
of those guys from the Obama administration. They were all talking on Podday of
America and they were saying, youknow, Trump could appoint four or five
justices if he gets a second term, four or five justices if he gets
back in the White House. They'reterrified of that, so they want Sonya

(07:21):
so doom Or to go now sothat they can they can replace her with
a with somebody who's a lefty.Well, there's your opportunity. You convince
her to go, You put KamalaHarris on the Supreme Court, and then
now you can replace Joe Biden withouthaving to worry about Kamala Harris, and
you solve that problem. The secondthing you have to do is convince the

(07:43):
crosscheuty old man that he he canwin. You have to, you have
to, You have to. Hisego is massive. Joe Biden has a
massive ego. You got to convincehim well, he could win. The
question, though, mister President,is do you really want to be implicated
in all of your son's crimes?Do you want your son to have to

(08:05):
go through this? Or you couldpardon him and save him a trial,
putting your son first, and thenyou as a dad first over your political
future and then say you're not goingto run for reelection because you just can't
risk your son using again. Andyou have the power to do it,

(08:26):
but you also know that it's notpolitically the politically the smart thing to do,
but you don't care. You haveto save your son, and then
well, then your legacy will bepreserved and we can go on about what
a great dad you are blah blahblah blah blah. So then he pardons
Hunter. He gets out of therace. The trial of Hunter Biden does

(08:48):
not happen. Joe Biden's not implicated. It's over the Biden crime family.
They get to enjoy their money andnobody can touch them. Statue limitations have
expired. Hunter Biden has been pardoned. It's over. It all goes away,
and then they swap him out.That's how that's that's how this could
play out. And it's not easy. It's not easy to get rid of

(09:11):
a guy with Biden's massive meglomaniac ego. And he thinks that the poles are
wrong, and he's got people aroundhim who I guess are telling him the
polls are wrong, and and sothey're living in this fantasy world. Nate
Silwer's point is the poles are notwrong, like these polls are not wrong.
And whenever somebody's winning in the polls, they say the polls are right.
When somebody's losing in the polls,they say the polls are wrong.

(09:33):
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(13:56):
getting slaughtered. Hispanic Americans are gettingslaughtered. And these millions and millions of
people that are coming into our country, the biggest impact and the biggest negative
impact is against our Black population andour Hispanic population, who are losing their
jobs, losing their housing, losingeverything they can lose. That's right.

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That was President Trump yesterday, FuturePresident Trump yesterday in the South Bronx,
Welcome back to the Dana Show.It's me Rich Zioly from talker to twelve
ten WPHD in Philadelphia. We canfollow along on Twitter at rich Zioli.
So this idea of African Americans,Hispanic Americans impacted the most by illegal immigration.
It's true, they're losing their jobsor seeing crime surge. In New

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York. They got to watch aslegal immigrants get prepaid debit cards. They
have to watch as their community centersare closed so they can house the legal
immigrants. They've got to watch asall these things are occurring, and meanwhile
they're struggling. Now, how doessome of the Bronx voters and residents feel
about things that are going on.Well, first of all, let's start

(15:07):
with this. This is a Bronxvoter who said, I've been a Democrat
all my life and Donald Trump.You know, he's got the right answers.
I imagine that cut twelve. Yousaid you've always voted Democrats, but
this year it's going to change.Why is that? Because I've seen the
change. Won't put the words withthe bid nominis with the Democratic Party.
I've been a Democrat all my lifeand Donald Trunk, who just have the

(15:31):
right answers. He's speaking on Ilegal immigration, all the money pouring out
of the country, people losing theirjob, the economy is failing. And
yet sixty years old, I realizenow that we have to support Donald Trump
and make things better. It gotto support Donald Trump and make things better.
He's sixty years old. Hey listen, betterly up and never it's what
I say. Welcome to the party, pal, Welcome to the party.

(15:54):
But AOC is not happy about this. Alexandria Crassio Cortes, he's not from
the Bronx. She's not Sandy fromthe block, as much as she likes
to pretend she is. And she'sfrom the streets she's not. She's from
a very very prestigious area outside ofthe Bronx in Westchester County, very very
affluent area. But it's okay.You know, she likes some pretending she's

(16:15):
keeping a real on the streets.Well, what do they think? What
do Bronx residents think about AOC?Does she even understand the struggle? Tout
thirteen? Where you're from the Bronxactually originally from the Bronx and from New
York. I'm from the Bronx righthere in the Bronx, New York.
This is home right here, AOCsays, if you're not a Democrat,

(16:36):
you don't belong here in the Bronx. What do you say? I disagree
with that. I don't think sheshould be here in the Bronx. I
actually don't know any Democrats sitting inthe Bronx. Look, AOC, look
at the tremendous support for mister DonaldJ. Trump. You need to tell
hard and she needs to stay outthe Bronx because look at all the people
around. Everybody's say, if it'swrong, I am a Democrat and I

(16:56):
belong here. That's who he votesfor, Donald J. Trump. What
is AOC done for the Bronx.She's done nothing for the Bronx. Nothing,
nothing's changed, nothing's gotten any better, nothing, absolutely nothing. Era
come to the Bronxa, Laha,come among us. People got struggled.
She doesn't even know what struggle is. She doesn't even know what struggle is.

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Obviously there was a montage of residence, but the last one at the
end, I love that she doesn'teven know what the struggle is. Of
course she doesn't. She has noidea. Sandy from the block has no
idea what the struggles were like.And this is a bigger crowd than Democrats
would like to see. Even CNNhad to admit that. Even CNN,
and they're not happy about it now. In their defense, nobody heard them

(17:38):
say this because nobody's watching CNN.No, really, they're they're they are
at their lowest numbers ever, Imean, even worse than when the lesser
Cuomo was on the network. It'sthat bad. CNN's numbers are terrible,
and they're and they're just getting there. They're just getting worse. I mean
I saw this story as a CNNsees lowest weekly primetime ratings among key demographics

(17:59):
since ninety one, across all demos, the network recorded just four hundred and
ninety four thousand viewers CNN. Youremember the time, the day and age
of Wolf Blitzer's beard, when itwas in its glory, everybody tuning into
CNN to watch OJ and the Bronco, the plane that went missing storms.

(18:21):
But since then, CNN has neverbeen able to gain a footing. And
the problem is because they're MSNBC light. Let's face it, if you really
hate Trump and you hate Republicans,you're going to tune into MSNBC because they
at least go all in. CNNhates Trump too, but they still kind
of pretend, and they do thatpretend thing like, oh we're we're up
the middle. We call it upthe Middle. No, you don't stop.

(18:42):
You can't be MSNBC light and expectto draw from MSNBC. And most
of those those numbers are probably becausepeople are stuck at airports having to watch
CNN. But anyway, this iswhat they said cut fourteen. What was
the crowd like and what kind ofresponse did he get? Well, certainly
a bigger crowd than I think Democratshave like to be, particularly given this

(19:04):
as one of the newest counties inthe entire country. Now, one of
the things that was interesting to meis that the Trump campaign said that they
were going to a micro target toget people from the community to come to
this rally. I wasn't sure whatto expect. I've gone to a lot
of these rallies across the country,and there are often people who travel hundreds
of miles to see Donald Trump,and they're not necessarily part of the community.

(19:25):
However, one of the things thatI found was that there were a
lot of people here that were actuallyfrom the Bronx. Ooh, that's not
good. People from the Bronx actuallycame to see Donald Trump. That doesn't
make any sense. I thought theonly people that like Trump were in Alabama
and Montana and the woods shining theirweapons and buying Cabella's fishing hats. I

(19:47):
mean, I can't believe this.By the way, speaking of weapons hunters
and his pre trial hearing in thegun case, Nate Silver, who's a
Polster, thinks that Joe Biden shouldconsider dropping out of the race for president.
That's how how bad Joe Biden's pullnumbers are. Nate Silver, he
said, replacing Biden at the lastminute is a risky idea. Thanks for

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