May 29, 2024 • 26 mins
A woman goes viral for filming herself being a single mother and having to make a birthday cake for herself; but that’s not NEARLY the whole story. Meanwhile, Comedian Chelsea Handler completely misrepresents and attacks Harrison Butker.
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Dana Lashes of seard Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. So Florida Man went on
Wheel of Fortune, right and uhKay's already laughing. Why are he already
(00:22):
laughing? He well to various Williamsof Poort Saint Lucy. He was supposed
to guess a phrase Thursday night onWheel of Fortune, and he made a
very incorrect phrase. Now when heread in the letters were on the board
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were blank blank blank blank, Iblank T blank E space B space based
T and he can we can weplay it? I don't know if we
can play it? I think Iknow Ron doesn't think because we get copyright
(01:06):
even if it's news and fair use, because YouTube is a I mean,
it's all over to that bag ofbooty juices. What little snippet of it.
Well, he said that the letterson the board it was. That's
not what the letters actually were onthat that that phrase. He I don't
want you say it, Kane.You found this. When you say it,
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say it, he said. Atthis point, want's putting the picture
up. At this moment he ringsin and he says, right in the
butt right, like he says itwith enthusiasm, as though he was correct.
The phrase was, this is thebest. This is like an SNL.
I'll take the rapist, Alex theHuman Therapist. I'll take anal bum
(01:53):
covers for five hundred outs. That'san album cover, thank you. The
raised was this is the best,and he said what Kine said? He
said and that wasn't it showed?I mean put up on the screen,
buddy, No, oh, youput it right past that. Okay,
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it was this is the best?Did you hear? The contestant though,
like he was like really into it. Listen, listen to the beginning here,
let's hear this. Okay, he'sgot to ring in it. As
soon as he figures out he knowsit. Here you go tomorrows. But
no, she's like, what oh, man, but you know what he
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tried, Man Tavers tried. Hetried, man, he really he really
believed that one. Oh God lovehim was his heart. Let's see a
we had a floor. Oh gosh, I can't remember reading this one.
No, this is not There's someI got that are just not appropriate for
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you. All. Today is whathappened over the weekend. So this Florida
man. He was apparently drunk,so he stole a He stole a school
bus. Second school bus story,thirty two year old Daniel Sayez. He
was drunk and he took it onthe school bus belonging to Hillsborough County Public
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Schools. He was pulled over reallyquickly, but he was drunk when he
stole the school bus. I guessyou would have to be to steal a
school bus. But isn't it kindof hard to drive a school bus?
Though? It was my other question? Right? Well, yeah, so
it's I mean, was he Iguess he would? He was drunk,
but he wasn't. He was drunkenough to take a school bus, but
he wasn't drunk enough to not operateit. I guess I don't know.
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Is that the average school bus driver? I hope? Yeah, yeah,
A Florida man parents are getting atOak Park, Beverick County School. They
allowed him to parents let him bringa hollowed out in our grenade to elementary
school. It was hollowed out,and they they literally placed the skull on
a shelter in place and everything.They lost their minds. It was inert.
(04:06):
It's an inert grenade. I gotone on my desk. Yeah,
it's like drilled out. I meanyou can really. Let's see. This
is Orlando Sentinel. It got realcrazy at church. Apparently over the weekend,
a Catholic priest apparently bid a womanas she grabbed she grabbed wafers from
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him. The Diocese of Orlando defendedhis actions as an attempt to prevent an
act of desecration. Oh, Idid not know that you could bite them,
bite people, he told officers.The woman looked unaware of the requirements
to receive communion. She returned forthe second Mass to demand the sacrament,
and apparently he tried fighting. Hetried to bite her. What are the
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world? I gotta come back tothis one tomorrow. What are the world?
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sent you. If it wasn't clearthat the timeless Catholic values are hated by
many, it is now. Overthe past few days. My beliefs or
what people think I believe, havebeen the focus of countless discussions around the
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globe. At the outset, manypeople expressed a shocking level of hate,
but as the days went on,even those who disagreed with my viewpoints shared
their support for my freedom of religion. In my seven years in the NFL,
I've become familiar with the positive andnegative comments, but the majority of
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them revolve around my performance on thefield. But as to be expected,
the more I've talked about what Ivalue most, which is my Catholic faith,
the more polarizing I've become. It'sa decision I've consciously made, in
one I do not regret at all. If we have truth and charity,
we should trust in the Lord's providenceand let the Holy Ghost do the rest
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of the work. So that's HarrisonBucker. I don't even think. My
only thing that I would say isthat it's not like a Catholic thing.
I think he's just talking about buildingblocks of a functional society. By the
way, that's my only objection.Welcome back to the program, Daniell.
Last year with you, bottom ofthe second hour, people are mad.
That's Harrison Bucker. That was thesecond he spoke at some event, and
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people are still mad over him,including a woman who I do not believe
this. I think she's fifty nine. She don't look forty nine. This
chick is fifty nine years old.Chelsea Handler, I've I don't know why
I can't say anything without being mean. Like if you're a woman and you
legitimately criticize other women, they accuseyou of being like a mean girl and
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that you're not being like a teamplayer, like as though you're supposed to
be just because yet by by natureof having the lady bit, which is
so dumb. I just don't knowwhy she's famous. She's not funny,
she's not a critical thinker. Whatdoes she do with the hell does she
do? I don't know. Butall I know is that she is not
forty nine years old, unless fiftynine is the new forty nine, because
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that's not There's no way, girl, There is no way for real.
So anyway, the reason I bringthis up is because she went off on
Harrison Bucker and I just thought itwas kind of sad. Audio sound bite
fifteen and just speaks for itself.As you may have heard, there's a
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man by the name of Harrison Butkerwho's talking more than I typically like for
a male. He's a kicker forthe Kansas City Chiefs, And I learned
that kickers rarely get tackled, So, based on his misogynistic rant during a
recent commencement address, I'm guessing thisbible thumper thumped himself a little too hard
with his bible and gave him shewould know a little bit about the entackled
(08:58):
win. She that the majority ofyou are most excited about your marriage and
the children you will bring into thisworld and embrace one of the most important
titles of all home. First ofall, Harrison, you're a kicker,
so you have one important part ofyour body, and it's not your brain.
I can tell you that my beautifulwife, Isabel would be like she
started and so much time on thisguy, no love. Isabel's dream of
having a career might not have cometrue, but if you asked her to
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day if she has any regrets onher decisions, she would laugh out loud
without hesitation and say, heck no, Isabelle, please blink twice if you
need us to call for help.But the real care because Harrison is anown
physicist who has a degree in chemistryand a master's in medical physics. So
who paid for all those youth athleticteam fees and uniform fees? And equipment
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fees when Harrison was a kid,so we could grow up to have a
career making millions of dollars for kickingthings. My guess is a working woman,
Harrison. This is the first timesaying that women couldn't harfully last and
after this, I'm going to goahead and do what your fellow teammate does
and just pretend like you don't exist. This is what we sit run beside
(10:03):
your turnin team meeting that I don'tsay one word. Yeah, I mean
when she's supposed to be funny,I mean, it just comes across as
bitter, and it's it's like totalmisrepresentation. He like elevated women and was
protecting them if they choose that choice, if they choose to do that,
if they choose not to do that, women have the choice. But sadly,
it's like these bitter harpies that don'treally age like fine wine. They
(10:26):
age like you know, dale,cheap ass whiskey. Uh. But it's
those chicks that get all upset ifwomen don't choose the choices that they would
choose themselves, and they're the oneswho get all enraged over it. I
mean, it's just like girl likewhat are you? What is your deal?
Like? Where do these where dothese bitter, single, childless broads
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get off going after a guy who'stalking about his successful union? Right again,
it's like asking people who know nothingabout these things to opine on these
things. If you're not married withchildren, I don't give a rats Ask
about your opinion on marriage or families, I don't of And if you haven't
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been married as long as I have, as successfully as I have, and
raise successfully children as I have,I don't care about your opinion on families
or children unless you're older than me, you've raised children longer than I have,
and you've been married longer than Ihave. The audacity of how high
these people get off of themselves.This is part of the influencer cancer.
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Influencer cancer is when people who thinkthat the cameras on their phone elevate them
to a certain level of authority whenreality is not so kind, Like it
hasn't been to Chelsea Handler. ButI will say that wasn't funny, Like
her whole thing wasn't funny. Shejust seemed angry and bitter and mad,
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and that's it. And notice thatall these chicks that are on and on
about this. They're angry and bitterand mad, which is probably why they're
still single and childless. You know, I was going to say something wildly
inappropriate, Kane, wildly wildly,but I refrained. I'm grateful for small
miracles. Oh, I'll say iton break. Yeah, well that's fine.
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Yeah, I mean I prefer that. Yeah. Hi. I'm Erica,
an English major at Hillsdale College.Here's Hillsdale President, doctor Larry Arne
with a Constitution minute. James Madisonwrites in Federalists fifty one that men are
not angels. Their passions and selfinterest often get the better of their reason
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and sense of justice. So weneed government in order to protect our rights
against those who would take them away. But for the same reason Madison rights,
government must be limited because people ingovernment have passions and interests. Too.
Many Americans today forget this, supposingthat we can do away with constitutional
limits on government, supposing that theunelected bureacrats being put in charge of our
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healthcare, for example, will ruleas if they are angels. If Madison
was correct about human nature, thisis foolish and dangerous. To learn more
and get a free pocket Constitution visitConstitution, minu at dot com and now
all of the news you would probablymiss. It's time for Dana's Quick five.
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Why is this a story? Thisis crazy? So there's this is
in a US National park? Isthis supposed to It's a great it's a
great Smoky Mountains. So the storyis that there are apparently cannibals that live
deep in the Appalachian backwoods where thisis a movie? Why is this not
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a horror Is this a horror movie? Already? Kane's going what they said
that the descendants of men who desertedfrom the American Civil War, they are
living completely independent from civilization and they'reup there in the Great Smoking Mountains National
Park. And people have been upthere missing and getting eaten alive because of
feral wild people up there in thepark. There are a human eating cannibals,
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which is the whole point of acandle? Was this what Maxine Waters
was saying the other day when shesaid they're just training up in the hills.
I don't know, is it?They said that there was a six
year old boy in the nineteen sixtynine who stepped behind a bush on a
camping trip with his family and theynever saw him again, and the Green
Berets got involved in everything. Butapparently people are getting ate up there.
It's what I'm saying, This islike a cryptid story. Wait, I
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don't think that you just go feralthough. Okay, you don't like even
if even if, like you know, they say what they say is true,
you don't just like go feral.Right, You're not like a hog.
You don't go like you run outand sleep rough for three months and
then you get all hairy and youget weird because you're eating mud. That's
not how that works, all right, stop, Okay. An Australian man
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was threatened with a ten thousand dollarsfine for running his air conditioner. Yeah,
he said that. They told him, he's I'm not allowed to use
it before seven am. Won't helet a noise to Steve? It's right
and across the top And they saidthat there he would be hit with a
ten thousand dollars fine because his airconditioner is noisy. And you're not apparently
supposed to use certain air conditioners atresidential premises because if they can, oh
(15:16):
my gosh, it's summer, thenbuy him a new air conditioner. You
blockheads. A Georgia woman calls nineone one to get a raccoon taste and
to have deputies google restaurant hours forher. A Columbia woman was arrested Sunday
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because Shierff's deputies she kept said shekept calling nine one one and it was
non emergency issues, so is theAugusta Chronicle. The fifty four year old
woman have been calling nine one onevery frequently over the last few months,
so she said. She called onMay twelfth at one in the morning saying
there was a raccoon on her porchand she needed a deputy to come tase
it. And then she called backsaying I need you to escort me to
(16:02):
the dumpster. And then at fivepoint thirty the same the next day,
she called a deputy and said,can you look up three businesses for me
because I'm hungry. Oh my gosh. So they went they went to their
house and they were like, ma'am, you got to knock this off.
And that's you know. They didtake her on because she would not stop
calling nine one one, But callingto have a raccoon taste is my favorite
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though. I think that's yeah.E bikes residents in Camifornia are on edge
because teens on e bikes are Thisis the most commy store, commedy California
store I've ever. They're terrorizing residentsin South Bay. Teenagers on e bikes,
unruly teenagers driving recklessly. They're onManhattan, Hermosa and Redondo Beach and
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they're near the piers. And theysaid they they pick easy targets and all
this stuff. They travel at excessivespeeds and bikes. What yeah, Democrat
lawn order. We got more onthe way. And so this chick chick
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started I the We're gonna This washer video that she played a beginning where
she said, being a single momon your birthday and so she makes her
own cakes or her babies can havesomebody to cheer for. Right, That's
how it started. That's the beginning. And everyone's like, oh my gosh,
well now here's the rest of thestory. This is the well go
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ahead and continue on. And beforeanyone says, oh, you don't know
her situation or you know, youdon't know what she's going through, well
I do because I lived it.I'm her ex husband and right now I
have a whole custody of our kids. This is our parent agreement. As
you can see, I have allweekdays and weekends time sharing with the kids,
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holiday, academic breaks, and forher to get any rights back to
the kids. These are the thingsthat she needs to do. And yes,
child sport, she ows that it'sup to over twenty one thousand dollars,
so she's a mother and doesn't paychild sport. She was done arrested
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for check fraud and during that hearingit turned out that it was found that
she stole almost a million dollars fromanother guy and also she fake cancer the
past. These are scans that shewould send and post on her page before.
Oh my gosh, this is likethe side effects for medication. You
know you can. I'm ashamed toadmit that I kind of got pulled into
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this drama for a little bit overthe weekend. You can't even believe everybody
did. So. First off,welcome back to the program, Dana lash
with you. I saw this videoand I did not feel one ounce of
sadness for this check when I firstsaw the video. Now judge me if
you want to, but here's myreasoning on this. Okay, it's real
simple shit that films herself crying iscrazy. That's it. That's the lesson,
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Right, it's weird, stop it, stop it? Who does that?
Who's like mm and okay? Andthen then I'm going to crying out.
She didn't even make it from scratch. It was from a package.
I got lee like, it's nothard to make a cake from scratch,
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and I make a cake and thatdad is that? Dad is that.
I just can't deal with the levelof drama with that. So again I
first saw this video and I waslike, oh uh uh m m.
She filmed herself crying brahs and filmedthemselves crying are crazy. That's the truth
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of it. So when the exhusband got involved, before that man said
a word, I was like,that's the ex husband, that's the first
thing I thought, And I wasright. I was right. It was
now everybody was sharing this that videoonline and they were like, oh my
gosh, that's all. I said, No, it's not, like,
why is she in this position.She's a grown woman in this position,
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like, you know, stop it, stop sitting here doing this stuff.
So he said, he's like,well she good grief, she like faked
a lot of stuff, apparently,according to him, right, those were
receipts. Guys kin, can wejust stop for a one minute and appreciate
the fact that this man was thrownup receipts after receipt at the receipt behind
him, actual receipts documentation. Soshe hits back with no receipts. There
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are no receipts in this that's telling. So go ahead and go ahead hit
us. Go ahead and hit uswith some of this. We have we
have this right, or she's likehis and we don't have to do well.
She came back and she said thatthere were no receipts, and she
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had said that he was abusive?What did she say? He and me
pulled this up. I accidentally,I accently loves that something very apparently I
didn't mean a lot to me.She said that he was abusive and he
uses legal and psychological tactics to limither access, and that he's he's associated
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with scientology. What does that mean? Okay, first off, that's to
be very careful with that. Whatdo you mean you're associated with something?
Is he a member of the Scientologysuffers? He not? And what does
that matter? Where he had receiptson you? Well, all this none
of this matters with outright feats.Raw seats. That's it. That's it.
One word, two syllables, rawfeats, that's it. So she's
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like it's complex and challenging and andblah blah blah. And then she like
went on for like three minutes andnine seconds with this stuff. There were
for my girlfriends wanted to go tofor dinner for my birthday, and I
said to him after the dance reside, oh, I'm gonna go to dinner,
and he was like, and uh, like, she just bitches.
There are no receipts here. Girl, I don't believe you. If you
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put all of this online, youare asking us to get involved in your
days of our drama. I don'tbelieve her. I still don't believe her.
I don't care now. No one'sbeing forced to pick a winner in
this, as I pointed out toKane. But Caine, she crazy.
She is. And we said itfor a long time, even on the
show. Whenever a woman records herselfcrying, that's a red flag anybody,
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right, anybody there's a manipulative Yes, anybody who does that is a manipulative
person. I cannot stand that.It's like when I see people be over
dramatic on Facebook. I'm like,oh my gosh, will you please go
outside and touch grass? Or howthey'll I and I see people in that
I know like like I don't wantto say, like so tweet or subpost
(23:02):
about each other and they get involvedin a like text about each they texted
each other and they they on Facebookor whatever, like can I wish some
people would just stop with your drama. Stop with your drama. I can't
deal with it. But it iswild. So that's that's the you all
saw that video, Steve, didyou think she was crazy when you first
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saw it? You were like girlfriendfilm herself? Karyan, did you immediately
were you suspicious? That's a redflag? See see why you thought it
was suspicious too, didn't you?Mmmmmm? Yeah? Ain't know what he's
being taken in by that, likemaybe some bleeding heart females. The amount
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of people that film themselves doing basicthings has gotten to a tipping point in
society. It's kind of disgusting.He's not lying. Yeah, I can't
stand it. It is so annoying. Well, then when she brought up
and came out after he like putup the child support and all those legal
receipts and then she comes out andis like, but scientology though it's scientology,
So I no longer have a horsein this race. Yeah, they're
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both completely insane. Well I thinkhe just had to come out and defend
his own name. Maybe, butI just you know, I'm looking at
her and her fancy kitchen with hersuper fancy you know oven range in the
background. I'm like, girl,you're making a package cake and crying,
so you only take so much ofthe effort, but not a lot of
the effort. That's my first thought. I was like, A, you're
filming yourself crying. You're crazy andmanipulative. Number two, you're in your
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super fancy kitchen with your nice,very expensive range behind you, and you
are not making a cake from scratch. It's coming out of the package,
which signals to me. And thisis where I read really deep into things.
You only like the appearance of something, but you don't like the work
that goes into it. You're shallow, right. They're like the people who
get copper cook wear but don't knowhow to cook, but they want to
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put it out for display. It'slike that, she's like those people.
That's a lot some of you feltthat. I know it. So I
just gotta say I thought this tickwas crazy from the get go. And
her husband that reminds me of theRamen noodle guy. It is right there,
like, oh my gosh. Butit was weird to see the It
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was weird to see how that playedout on social media because I saw a
lot of There were not a lotof conservative women I think brought into it,
but I did see like some womenlike, oh, that's so sad.
I'm like, no, it's not. She's doing this because she's manipulating
people and she wants people to feelsorry for her. I cannot stand chicks
who do this stuff. There's sothe social media is ninety nine percent manipulation.
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It is ninety nine percent manipulation.It is the matrix. I love
the people who are like I'm ragingagainst the system. You are the system.
You are a slave. Do it? You love it? You love
it, You wouldn't be anywhere withoutit. Stop just wild. Thanks for
tuning into day's edition of Dana Lash'sAbsurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already,
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you get your podcasts,
Dana Lashes of seard Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. So Florida Man went on
Wheel of Fortune, right and uhKay's already laughing. Why are he already
(00:22):
laughing? He well to various Williamsof Poort Saint Lucy. He was supposed
to guess a phrase Thursday night onWheel of Fortune, and he made a
very incorrect phrase. Now when heread in the letters were on the board
(00:45):
were blank blank blank blank, Iblank T blank E space B space based
T and he can we can weplay it? I don't know if we
can play it? I think Iknow Ron doesn't think because we get copyright
(01:06):
even if it's news and fair use, because YouTube is a I mean,
it's all over to that bag ofbooty juices. What little snippet of it.
Well, he said that the letterson the board it was. That's
not what the letters actually were onthat that that phrase. He I don't
want you say it, Kane.You found this. When you say it,
(01:29):
say it, he said. Atthis point, want's putting the picture
up. At this moment he ringsin and he says, right in the
butt right, like he says itwith enthusiasm, as though he was correct.
The phrase was, this is thebest. This is like an SNL.
I'll take the rapist, Alex theHuman Therapist. I'll take anal bum
(01:53):
covers for five hundred outs. That'san album cover, thank you. The
raised was this is the best,and he said what Kine said? He
said and that wasn't it showed?I mean put up on the screen,
buddy, No, oh, youput it right past that. Okay,
(02:13):
it was this is the best?Did you hear? The contestant though,
like he was like really into it. Listen, listen to the beginning here,
let's hear this. Okay, he'sgot to ring in it. As
soon as he figures out he knowsit. Here you go tomorrows. But
no, she's like, what oh, man, but you know what he
(02:38):
tried, Man Tavers tried. Hetried, man, he really he really
believed that one. Oh God lovehim was his heart. Let's see a
we had a floor. Oh gosh, I can't remember reading this one.
No, this is not There's someI got that are just not appropriate for
(02:59):
you. All. Today is whathappened over the weekend. So this Florida
man. He was apparently drunk,so he stole a He stole a school
bus. Second school bus story,thirty two year old Daniel Sayez. He
was drunk and he took it onthe school bus belonging to Hillsborough County Public
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Schools. He was pulled over reallyquickly, but he was drunk when he
stole the school bus. I guessyou would have to be to steal a
school bus. But isn't it kindof hard to drive a school bus?
Though? It was my other question? Right? Well, yeah, so
it's I mean, was he Iguess he would? He was drunk,
but he wasn't. He was drunkenough to take a school bus, but
he wasn't drunk enough to not operateit. I guess I don't know.
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Is that the average school bus driver? I hope? Yeah, yeah,
A Florida man parents are getting atOak Park, Beverick County School. They
allowed him to parents let him bringa hollowed out in our grenade to elementary
school. It was hollowed out,and they they literally placed the skull on
a shelter in place and everything.They lost their minds. It was inert.
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It's an inert grenade. I gotone on my desk. Yeah,
it's like drilled out. I meanyou can really. Let's see. This
is Orlando Sentinel. It got realcrazy at church. Apparently over the weekend,
a Catholic priest apparently bid a womanas she grabbed she grabbed wafers from
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him. The Diocese of Orlando defendedhis actions as an attempt to prevent an
act of desecration. Oh, Idid not know that you could bite them,
bite people, he told officers.The woman looked unaware of the requirements
to receive communion. She returned forthe second Mass to demand the sacrament,
and apparently he tried fighting. Hetried to bite her. What are the
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world? I gotta come back tothis one tomorrow. What are the world?
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sent you. If it wasn't clearthat the timeless Catholic values are hated by
many, it is now. Overthe past few days. My beliefs or
what people think I believe, havebeen the focus of countless discussions around the
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globe. At the outset, manypeople expressed a shocking level of hate,
but as the days went on,even those who disagreed with my viewpoints shared
their support for my freedom of religion. In my seven years in the NFL,
I've become familiar with the positive andnegative comments, but the majority of
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them revolve around my performance on thefield. But as to be expected,
the more I've talked about what Ivalue most, which is my Catholic faith,
the more polarizing I've become. It'sa decision I've consciously made, in
one I do not regret at all. If we have truth and charity,
we should trust in the Lord's providenceand let the Holy Ghost do the rest
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of the work. So that's HarrisonBucker. I don't even think. My
only thing that I would say isthat it's not like a Catholic thing.
I think he's just talking about buildingblocks of a functional society. By the
way, that's my only objection.Welcome back to the program, Daniell.
Last year with you, bottom ofthe second hour, people are mad.
That's Harrison Bucker. That was thesecond he spoke at some event, and
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people are still mad over him,including a woman who I do not believe
this. I think she's fifty nine. She don't look forty nine. This
chick is fifty nine years old.Chelsea Handler, I've I don't know why
I can't say anything without being mean. Like if you're a woman and you
legitimately criticize other women, they accuseyou of being like a mean girl and
(07:53):
that you're not being like a teamplayer, like as though you're supposed to
be just because yet by by natureof having the lady bit, which is
so dumb. I just don't knowwhy she's famous. She's not funny,
she's not a critical thinker. Whatdoes she do with the hell does she
do? I don't know. Butall I know is that she is not
forty nine years old, unless fiftynine is the new forty nine, because
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that's not There's no way, girl, There is no way for real.
So anyway, the reason I bringthis up is because she went off on
Harrison Bucker and I just thought itwas kind of sad. Audio sound bite
fifteen and just speaks for itself.As you may have heard, there's a
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man by the name of Harrison Butkerwho's talking more than I typically like for
a male. He's a kicker forthe Kansas City Chiefs, And I learned
that kickers rarely get tackled, So, based on his misogynistic rant during a
recent commencement address, I'm guessing thisbible thumper thumped himself a little too hard
with his bible and gave him shewould know a little bit about the entackled
(08:58):
win. She that the majority ofyou are most excited about your marriage and
the children you will bring into thisworld and embrace one of the most important
titles of all home. First ofall, Harrison, you're a kicker,
so you have one important part ofyour body, and it's not your brain.
I can tell you that my beautifulwife, Isabel would be like she
started and so much time on thisguy, no love. Isabel's dream of
having a career might not have cometrue, but if you asked her to
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day if she has any regrets onher decisions, she would laugh out loud
without hesitation and say, heck no, Isabelle, please blink twice if you
need us to call for help.But the real care because Harrison is anown
physicist who has a degree in chemistryand a master's in medical physics. So
who paid for all those youth athleticteam fees and uniform fees? And equipment
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fees when Harrison was a kid,so we could grow up to have a
career making millions of dollars for kickingthings. My guess is a working woman,
Harrison. This is the first timesaying that women couldn't harfully last and
after this, I'm going to goahead and do what your fellow teammate does
and just pretend like you don't exist. This is what we sit run beside
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your turnin team meeting that I don'tsay one word. Yeah, I mean
when she's supposed to be funny,I mean, it just comes across as
bitter, and it's it's like totalmisrepresentation. He like elevated women and was
protecting them if they choose that choice, if they choose to do that,
if they choose not to do that, women have the choice. But sadly,
it's like these bitter harpies that don'treally age like fine wine. They
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age like you know, dale,cheap ass whiskey. Uh. But it's
those chicks that get all upset ifwomen don't choose the choices that they would
choose themselves, and they're the oneswho get all enraged over it. I
mean, it's just like girl likewhat are you? What is your deal?
Like? Where do these where dothese bitter, single, childless broads
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get off going after a guy who'stalking about his successful union? Right again,
it's like asking people who know nothingabout these things to opine on these
things. If you're not married withchildren, I don't give a rats Ask
about your opinion on marriage or families, I don't of And if you haven't
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been married as long as I have, as successfully as I have, and
raise successfully children as I have,I don't care about your opinion on families
or children unless you're older than me, you've raised children longer than I have,
and you've been married longer than Ihave. The audacity of how high
these people get off of themselves.This is part of the influencer cancer.
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Influencer cancer is when people who thinkthat the cameras on their phone elevate them
to a certain level of authority whenreality is not so kind, Like it
hasn't been to Chelsea Handler. ButI will say that wasn't funny, Like
her whole thing wasn't funny. Shejust seemed angry and bitter and mad,
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and that's it. And notice thatall these chicks that are on and on
about this. They're angry and bitterand mad, which is probably why they're
still single and childless. You know, I was going to say something wildly
inappropriate, Kane, wildly wildly,but I refrained. I'm grateful for small
miracles. Oh, I'll say iton break. Yeah, well that's fine.
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Yeah, I mean I prefer that. Yeah. Hi. I'm Erica,
an English major at Hillsdale College.Here's Hillsdale President, doctor Larry Arne
with a Constitution minute. James Madisonwrites in Federalists fifty one that men are
not angels. Their passions and selfinterest often get the better of their reason
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and sense of justice. So weneed government in order to protect our rights
against those who would take them away. But for the same reason Madison rights,
government must be limited because people ingovernment have passions and interests. Too.
Many Americans today forget this, supposingthat we can do away with constitutional
limits on government, supposing that theunelected bureacrats being put in charge of our
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healthcare, for example, will ruleas if they are angels. If Madison
was correct about human nature, thisis foolish and dangerous. To learn more
and get a free pocket Constitution visitConstitution, minu at dot com and now
all of the news you would probablymiss. It's time for Dana's Quick five.
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Why is this a story? Thisis crazy? So there's this is
in a US National park? Isthis supposed to It's a great it's a
great Smoky Mountains. So the storyis that there are apparently cannibals that live
deep in the Appalachian backwoods where thisis a movie? Why is this not
(13:46):
a horror Is this a horror movie? Already? Kane's going what they said
that the descendants of men who desertedfrom the American Civil War, they are
living completely independent from civilization and they'reup there in the Great Smoking Mountains National
Park. And people have been upthere missing and getting eaten alive because of
feral wild people up there in thepark. There are a human eating cannibals,
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which is the whole point of acandle? Was this what Maxine Waters
was saying the other day when shesaid they're just training up in the hills.
I don't know, is it?They said that there was a six
year old boy in the nineteen sixtynine who stepped behind a bush on a
camping trip with his family and theynever saw him again, and the Green
Berets got involved in everything. Butapparently people are getting ate up there.
It's what I'm saying, This islike a cryptid story. Wait, I
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don't think that you just go feralthough. Okay, you don't like even
if even if, like you know, they say what they say is true,
you don't just like go feral.Right, You're not like a hog.
You don't go like you run outand sleep rough for three months and
then you get all hairy and youget weird because you're eating mud. That's
not how that works, all right, stop, Okay. An Australian man
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was threatened with a ten thousand dollarsfine for running his air conditioner. Yeah,
he said that. They told him, he's I'm not allowed to use
it before seven am. Won't helet a noise to Steve? It's right
and across the top And they saidthat there he would be hit with a
ten thousand dollars fine because his airconditioner is noisy. And you're not apparently
supposed to use certain air conditioners atresidential premises because if they can, oh
(15:16):
my gosh, it's summer, thenbuy him a new air conditioner. You
blockheads. A Georgia woman calls nineone one to get a raccoon taste and
to have deputies google restaurant hours forher. A Columbia woman was arrested Sunday
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because Shierff's deputies she kept said shekept calling nine one one and it was
non emergency issues, so is theAugusta Chronicle. The fifty four year old
woman have been calling nine one onevery frequently over the last few months,
so she said. She called onMay twelfth at one in the morning saying
there was a raccoon on her porchand she needed a deputy to come tase
it. And then she called backsaying I need you to escort me to
(16:02):
the dumpster. And then at fivepoint thirty the same the next day,
she called a deputy and said,can you look up three businesses for me
because I'm hungry. Oh my gosh. So they went they went to their
house and they were like, ma'am, you got to knock this off.
And that's you know. They didtake her on because she would not stop
calling nine one one, But callingto have a raccoon taste is my favorite
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though. I think that's yeah.E bikes residents in Camifornia are on edge
because teens on e bikes are Thisis the most commy store, commedy California
store I've ever. They're terrorizing residentsin South Bay. Teenagers on e bikes,
unruly teenagers driving recklessly. They're onManhattan, Hermosa and Redondo Beach and
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they're near the piers. And theysaid they they pick easy targets and all
this stuff. They travel at excessivespeeds and bikes. What yeah, Democrat
lawn order. We got more onthe way. And so this chick chick
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started I the We're gonna This washer video that she played a beginning where
she said, being a single momon your birthday and so she makes her
own cakes or her babies can havesomebody to cheer for. Right, That's
how it started. That's the beginning. And everyone's like, oh my gosh,
well now here's the rest of thestory. This is the well go
(17:32):
ahead and continue on. And beforeanyone says, oh, you don't know
her situation or you know, youdon't know what she's going through, well
I do because I lived it.I'm her ex husband and right now I
have a whole custody of our kids. This is our parent agreement. As
you can see, I have allweekdays and weekends time sharing with the kids,
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holiday, academic breaks, and forher to get any rights back to
the kids. These are the thingsthat she needs to do. And yes,
child sport, she ows that it'sup to over twenty one thousand dollars,
so she's a mother and doesn't paychild sport. She was done arrested
(18:18):
for check fraud and during that hearingit turned out that it was found that
she stole almost a million dollars fromanother guy and also she fake cancer the
past. These are scans that shewould send and post on her page before.
Oh my gosh, this is likethe side effects for medication. You
know you can. I'm ashamed toadmit that I kind of got pulled into
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this drama for a little bit overthe weekend. You can't even believe everybody
did. So. First off,welcome back to the program, Dana lash
with you. I saw this videoand I did not feel one ounce of
sadness for this check when I firstsaw the video. Now judge me if
you want to, but here's myreasoning on this. Okay, it's real
simple shit that films herself crying iscrazy. That's it. That's the lesson,
(19:07):
Right, it's weird, stop it, stop it? Who does that?
Who's like mm and okay? Andthen then I'm going to crying out.
She didn't even make it from scratch. It was from a package.
I got lee like, it's nothard to make a cake from scratch,
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and I make a cake and thatdad is that? Dad is that.
I just can't deal with the levelof drama with that. So again I
first saw this video and I waslike, oh uh uh m m.
She filmed herself crying brahs and filmedthemselves crying are crazy. That's the truth
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of it. So when the exhusband got involved, before that man said
a word, I was like,that's the ex husband, that's the first
thing I thought, And I wasright. I was right. It was
now everybody was sharing this that videoonline and they were like, oh my
gosh, that's all. I said, No, it's not, like,
why is she in this position.She's a grown woman in this position,
(20:08):
like, you know, stop it, stop sitting here doing this stuff.
So he said, he's like,well she good grief, she like faked
a lot of stuff, apparently,according to him, right, those were
receipts. Guys kin, can wejust stop for a one minute and appreciate
the fact that this man was thrownup receipts after receipt at the receipt behind
him, actual receipts documentation. Soshe hits back with no receipts. There
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are no receipts in this that's telling. So go ahead and go ahead hit
us. Go ahead and hit uswith some of this. We have we
have this right, or she's likehis and we don't have to do well.
She came back and she said thatthere were no receipts, and she
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had said that he was abusive?What did she say? He and me
pulled this up. I accidentally,I accently loves that something very apparently I
didn't mean a lot to me.She said that he was abusive and he
uses legal and psychological tactics to limither access, and that he's he's associated
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with scientology. What does that mean? Okay, first off, that's to
be very careful with that. Whatdo you mean you're associated with something?
Is he a member of the Scientologysuffers? He not? And what does
that matter? Where he had receiptson you? Well, all this none
of this matters with outright feats.Raw seats. That's it. That's it.
One word, two syllables, rawfeats, that's it. So she's
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like it's complex and challenging and andblah blah blah. And then she like
went on for like three minutes andnine seconds with this stuff. There were
for my girlfriends wanted to go tofor dinner for my birthday, and I
said to him after the dance reside, oh, I'm gonna go to dinner,
and he was like, and uh, like, she just bitches.
There are no receipts here. Girl, I don't believe you. If you
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put all of this online, youare asking us to get involved in your
days of our drama. I don'tbelieve her. I still don't believe her.
I don't care now. No one'sbeing forced to pick a winner in
this, as I pointed out toKane. But Caine, she crazy.
She is. And we said itfor a long time, even on the
show. Whenever a woman records herselfcrying, that's a red flag anybody,
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right, anybody there's a manipulative Yes, anybody who does that is a manipulative
person. I cannot stand that.It's like when I see people be over
dramatic on Facebook. I'm like,oh my gosh, will you please go
outside and touch grass? Or howthey'll I and I see people in that
I know like like I don't wantto say, like so tweet or subpost
(23:02):
about each other and they get involvedin a like text about each they texted
each other and they they on Facebookor whatever, like can I wish some
people would just stop with your drama. Stop with your drama. I can't
deal with it. But it iswild. So that's that's the you all
saw that video, Steve, didyou think she was crazy when you first
(23:23):
saw it? You were like girlfriendfilm herself? Karyan, did you immediately
were you suspicious? That's a redflag? See see why you thought it
was suspicious too, didn't you?Mmmmmm? Yeah? Ain't know what he's
being taken in by that, likemaybe some bleeding heart females. The amount
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of people that film themselves doing basicthings has gotten to a tipping point in
society. It's kind of disgusting.He's not lying. Yeah, I can't
stand it. It is so annoying. Well, then when she brought up
and came out after he like putup the child support and all those legal
receipts and then she comes out andis like, but scientology though it's scientology,
So I no longer have a horsein this race. Yeah, they're
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both completely insane. Well I thinkhe just had to come out and defend
his own name. Maybe, butI just you know, I'm looking at
her and her fancy kitchen with hersuper fancy you know oven range in the
background. I'm like, girl,you're making a package cake and crying,
so you only take so much ofthe effort, but not a lot of
the effort. That's my first thought. I was like, A, you're
filming yourself crying. You're crazy andmanipulative. Number two, you're in your
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super fancy kitchen with your nice,very expensive range behind you, and you
are not making a cake from scratch. It's coming out of the package,
which signals to me. And thisis where I read really deep into things.
You only like the appearance of something, but you don't like the work
that goes into it. You're shallow, right. They're like the people who
get copper cook wear but don't knowhow to cook, but they want to
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put it out for display. It'slike that, she's like those people.
That's a lot some of you feltthat. I know it. So I
just gotta say I thought this tickwas crazy from the get go. And
her husband that reminds me of theRamen noodle guy. It is right there,
like, oh my gosh. Butit was weird to see the It
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was weird to see how that playedout on social media because I saw a
lot of There were not a lotof conservative women I think brought into it,
but I did see like some womenlike, oh, that's so sad.
I'm like, no, it's not. She's doing this because she's manipulating
people and she wants people to feelsorry for her. I cannot stand chicks
who do this stuff. There's sothe social media is ninety nine percent manipulation.
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It is ninety nine percent manipulation.It is the matrix. I love
the people who are like I'm ragingagainst the system. You are the system.
You are a slave. Do it? You love it? You love
it, You wouldn't be anywhere withoutit. Stop just wild. Thanks for
tuning into day's edition of Dana Lash'sAbsurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already,
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