May 29, 2024 • 24 mins
Hunter Biden's baby mama is set to release a bombshell memoir detailing the extent of their relationship. Meanwhile, a man who spent $14K to become a collie changes his mind after realizing it's very difficult to walk like a dog.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. A Florida man bites a
bar manager's finger over an incident abouta dog, leading to a brawl Saint
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Petersburg. Yet absolutely happened. Imean, I like to joke and say
that John Wick began It's a dogfilm. It's like old Yeller. Florida
man was arrested over mother's of MemorialDay weekend after he bit a bar manager's
finger. Kenneth Davis, twenty seven, of Madeira Beach was taken to jail
Sunday afternoon after a group of friendshe was with became unruly when they were
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told they could not bring a doginto Undertow Beach bar, and then deputy
said That's when Davis lunged forward andbit at the bar manager's finger. The
manager defended himself punched Davis in theface. A brawl between Davis's group and
the barstap broke out and it wasall caught on video. The fight was
broken up when the police arrived,and the bar manager did not want to
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file battery charges, so Davis justgot a disorderly intoxication charge. He was
taking a panel's county jail. Iwill say it sounded like a bar scuffle.
The bar manager roll with it.You don't really get people who are
that jill. That guy needs tobe counting his blessings because he probably could
have gotten worse. And also that'snot how you settle disputes. But it
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also sounded like the bar managers maybepointing his finger in his face, and
that's kind of how that happened.So and the guy threw the first punch.
So I'm just saying, but Idon't mind if dogs are in a
bar. I just don't like itwhen people don't when they're bad owners.
I just like bad owners more thanI just like any dog. I have
to say. Let's see here,ooh, a Florida man discovers a mas
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to don tusk. It's huge whilefossil hunting off of the Florida coast.
That's pretty significant. I gotta behonest, I would have thought that it
just looked like a big chunk ofdrift wood. Right, one's going to
show you the guy's the picture inthe simulcast. It's a four foot long
mast set on tusk. Alex Lundbergtwenty nine was he you know, Scuba's
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and he's an amateur fossil hunter,and he stays at his parents' house when
he visits the beach and he searchesfor prehistoric objects in the waters nearby.
He goes, I'm a week inwarrior. He discovered this tusk. I
mean, it's says, he goes. I mean, to me, it
looks like a piece of driftwood.Yeah, I would not. He realized
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it was a tusk, and hesaid that it isn't uncommon to find broken
pieces like that. He goes,but this is the first time we ever
saw something this big. He goes, we call it mammoth Park because it
looks just like tree bark, sohe knew what he was looking for.
I literally would have swam right overit. I'm not gonna lie. And
now I feel bad because I'm like, have I ever been around a fossil
like that and not notice? Becausethey just I don't know. It's kind
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of crazy. Cinnamon roll battery.What in the world, Oh my gosh.
All right, so this lady Floridawoman, Saint Petersburg, why that's
everything? Saint Petersburg lately. AFlorida woman was arrested after she hurled a
cinnamon roll at another person at asoup kitchen, of all places, in
Florida. Last week, Anne MarieLuna was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.
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Was at the Saint Vincent de PaulCares. Anne Marie Luna Luna.
Okay, just check it. Whyshe sounds a little loony? Oh yeah,
she threw a cinnamon roll at theback of a man's head, near
the base of his neck, andit was captured on security footage. He
didn't suffer any injuries, but hesaid he wanted to press charges really at
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a cinnamon roll. This is okay. See, this is why you can't
have me be in a position ofpower like that elected, because I'd be
like, you know what, I'mgoing to make up a charge right now.
You're a pansy and you're gonna getcharged for that. Here's a five
hundred dollars fine, you know whatI mean. I know you shouldn't be
throwing food. You're a grown woman. That's dumb. But also if you
get hit with the cinnamon roll,unless it was like a couple of days
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old in stale. You're not gettinghurt. It's a pastry. It hits
you in the neck. You're adude, you know what I'm saying,
Like what, it's not like youget the fine. She's not giving you
five hundred dollars. What in theworld, let's see. A Florida man
recorded a turtle riding a ten footalligator around on a pond like a horse,
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only in Florida. I love howhigh the little turtles got its head
stretched up. Well, it's gotits head stretched up. Hotel. A
travel blogger in Florida captured a turtleriding on the back of a gator,
and gator apparently did not care thatits food was riding it around like a
horse. And it's it's cute,But don't try this because I don't I
don't know how the turtle gets awayfrom this. Did anybody make sure the
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eat those things, you know,So I mean, I'm just assuming that
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Biden's baby Mama. She's got amemoir coming out. Guys Oh London Roberts.
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She's releasing a tell all in August, the same month as the Democrat
Convention. She's the mother of Hunter'sfive year old daughter, Navy Joan,
who the family absolutely refuses to acknowledge, to the point where they don't even
put up a stocking for her onthe family fireplace for Christmas. And then
they stop putting up stockings because shewas she was asked a Jill and Joe
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were asked every year about it.So it's going to be Out of the
Shadows, My life inside the WildWorld of Hunter Biden. It's coming out
on August twentieth and she's uh andthe this is the first time I think
people are seeing the daughter. Thedaughter's on the cover of the book.
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And I gotta tell you, thatkid looks like Hunter Biden's kid. Have
you seen that? Have you seenit? Kane? Yeah, the kid
looks like Hunter Biden's kid. Idon't know how you can look at that
little girl and be like, that'sbecause I don't think she's shown her I
don't think she showed her face before. But everybody's been talking about this kid.
She's a beautiful little girl. She'ssuper super pretty. But that's kind
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of sad that you wouldn't want toacknowledge that little girl. You're Joe and
Jill and you can't acknowledge one ofyour grandkids because you disapprove of the manner
in which she was conceived. Imean, your son was on drugs.
You're not gonna I can't imagine notacknowledging if I was, If I,
you know, was a grandparent,I can't imagine not acknowledging a grand I
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can't imagine that. How evil areyou? And how self involved he?
I think Joe Biden was so selfabsorbed that he was more into himself as
a politician than he was being adad, which is why all his children
are messed up. And I thinkthat his whole family revolved around his ego
and making their family millions and beingshady. That was it. But the
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book will be out. And shewas working at a strip club in DC
when they first met. She's fromKentucky and she there. Apparently there's like
tons of stories in this and he, like I guess when he was with
her, that's when he was alsodating his sister in law, and he
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just sort of brushed her off.When he wrote about her in the book,
he mentioned her like briefly, like, oh, he had women that
he'd been with during his rampages andthey were hardly the dating type. But
the thing is is that London Robertsworked for his work for his family for
a while. Like he had saidthat he goes, he challenged in court
a woman or sorry not Kentucky,Arkansas, a woman in Arkansas. Blah
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blah blah, he goes, Ihad no recollection of our encounter. That's
how little connection I had. Exceptthat's a lie. There are emails of
him instructing this. He employed herat Seneca. He after I guess they
got together. He employed her,and you guys remember this, and he
had her on their insurance. Hedropped her while she was pregnant from their
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family insurance, from this Seneca Rosemontinsurance. And there are emails that came
out a couple of years ago thatwhere he was instructing the staff to drop
her. So that's an absolute liehunter. Biden's just a piece of he
still is. He's a horrible father. He's my family would call him a
that's what they would call him.An absolute I I don't know. He
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might be fifty something years old,but if I was Joe or Jill,
I would whoop his ass with awooden spoon and a flip flop up and
down Pennsylvania Avenue, just as justBut you remember those emails, right,
Kine, I'm gonna I'm gonna pullthis out because I got this in my
bookmark system. Uh he had,uh? He she because she worked at
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Rosemont Seneca. Yeah, I mean, and she had testified already and in
one of the in the Taxa Asiantrial in California, she had already testified
to this, and he had hewas gonna drop, he was gonna cut
ties with her. So all ofthat, So the emails and that came
out ahead of her testimony in thetax trial in California. So him saying
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that he had no recollection, notonly did he have recollection, he hired
her to work at Rosemont Seneca.And then when she got inconveniently pregnant and
wouldn't get an abortion, then he'she dropped her, dropped her from the
insurance, she cut off her insurance. She's pregnantly his child, and he
cuts off her insurance, fires her. He is scum. All the wrong
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people overdose. So oh, Isaid it. Somebody hit should right,
It's just ridiculous. And the family'slike, oh well. At one point
they had to Joe and Jill hadto publicly acknowledge her. And this was
not even a year ago. Itwas in July of last year that they
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had they were forced to finally publiclyacknowledge her. And all they said was
that this isn't a political issue,et cetera. Uh, and we only
want what's best for our grandchildren,including Navy. But as Caine reminds,
even Biden's dogs and cats got stockingsat Christmas, not even not little Navy.
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Joan never did ever. They've nevereven seen her, they've never met
her. Hunter begrudgingly met her,and he wasn't going to remember he had
to be drugged to court for childsupport. He had refused to pay child
support, even after she took numerouspaternity tests to And I mean, you
take one look at this kid.That kid looks like Hunter. She has
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her mom's prettiness, but she's gother dad's eyes. That child, that
child has Hunter Biden's eyes in thatfor sure, you can see it.
I mean, he not only didhe not want to pay, and Jan's
showing you the on the simulcast thebook cover. You can look at that
little girl looks like Hunter. Butthen he wouldn't pay child support. He's
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a deadbeat. Can you can youimagine if I was Joe Biden, because
he's trying to play because Hunter andhours trying to play responsible dad, happy
families with his new instafluence wife,his instafluencer wife and their little kid.
I wouldn't allow them to be atany of the White House events. I
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would not allow them because it's soembarrassing. They have no self awareness.
They're white trash. That family,actually white trash is better than that family
shameful. So they're coming out withus. And it's interesting because guess who's
It's a president of a super packthat backs RFK that's publishing it, which
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is funny. So they're paying forthat to be published Skyhorse Publishing. They've
already released excerpts from it. Thepresident, Tony lims Is, is the
co founder of the Kennedy's American ValuesPack. But yep, that's it.
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That's the story. That's I can'teven We'll see how this goes, but
that'll be very interesting as that comesout, because you know, she's gonna
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that said that it's impulse control,that that's a side effect of it is
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headline. This is the second timethis is in here. Uh. Police
say three La County seven eleven storeswere robbed in an hour. It's La
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was was arrested for elder abuse.So a guy punched a guy in the
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but I think that people were unawareof how widespread it was. It's
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think it's acceptable. Wow, Now, I mean you know they did go
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to the virtual nomination to bypass allof that stuff at the convention. There's
a reason why they did it.Just saying Israel's mass casualty strike in Rafa
apparent. People were saying it doesn'tcross Biden's red line mainly because Israel didn't
do it. I don't know whypeople are insisting that somehow Israel did this.
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But they said they did not causethe fire in Rafa, that it
was not from their missile. Theydid not use a missile in that air
strike. That's not what they said. No, remember the last time that
Israel was blamed for something and thevideo footage came out and it showed it
was Hamas's own rocket that hit theirown hospital and Israel was blamed for it.
Same thing is happening here. Igot to share this story with you
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now. Lorrain tells me that Ineed to be honest about what this story
is. This is not a dudewho wants to be an anthromorphi like,
he doesn't want to be anthropomorphic dog. He wants to be like a physical
dog. So, without further ado, this is why aliens lock their doors
when they fly past Earth told youthis. This guy spent fourteen thousand dollars
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to become a dog, a colliespecifically, he changed his mind upon realizing
that it's very difficult to walk likea dog, and previously he had been
made fun of, justifiably by trolls. He spent twelve thousand dollars on a
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costume. His name is Toco.He spent two million yen twelve thousand dollars
on a dog costume, and itwas advertised as being lifelike if I would
have seen something like this, I'mgoing to be real with you, if
this thing would have come up tome at a park. Here's the video
that I just dropped a view ofhim. And if this video like it
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fetches, he was. He spenttwelve thousand dollars. The damn thing can't
move its head. He can't movehis head like a dog. So like
when he turns around, he's gotto do one of these. He's got
it literally from his back end turn. He can't turn and look something with
his neck because he's not a dog, right, So he got this costume
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and he has thirty thousand morons subscribeto this guy's YouTube account. He got
his little special suit and he dressedup as a dog and he does tricks.
If I would have seen this thingcome up to me at a park,
I would have kicked it. Buthere's the problem. He can't walk
outside like a dog. He hadto be put on a luggage cart and
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cart it around because he's a personin a dog costume. Is it the
costume? The cost fourteen thousand?Is that what it was? There's an
extra fourteen The costume itself was ortwelve thousand, So there's a couple thousand
for something. I don't know what. I'm afraid to ask. He said
he's being bullied online. Really didn'tsee that. We're also shocked if I
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would have seen this. Does thatlook like a dog? You guys watching
the simulcast video of the dog,it literally looks like a fake dog.
He spent twelve that's not movie quality. He can't he can't see anything.
He's a freak. It is thedumbest thing he's got, like dog gloves.
He doesn't move like a dog.He moves like a demon in a
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dog suit. It's like a dog, a bad, crappy dog costume.
Possessed, he can't grab me.He just horrible. I would have put
it down already. I've been likethis, poor dog. So he said,
quote, I'm sad that people thinkthat because everyone goes, you need
a therapy. You need therapy,not a dog costume. You weird sex
freak, And he goes, I'msad that people think that I love animals
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and enjoy play acting like a cop, like a collie. This is my
hobby. No, you're a freak. And so no one knows what he
looks like. It is so weird. He it's just weird. The videos
of it online are so freaky.I don't I can't deal with it.
It's just weird. So anyway,long story short, thousand dollars. Now
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he decides, you know what,it's really hard to walk around like a
dog, kine. You think thatyou would have maybe figured that out before
you spent twelve thousand dollars. Yeah, on the car. I don't know
what else he spent the other twothousand dollars on. But I mean,
this just goes to prove that evenmental illness has its limits. He's clearly
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mentally ill, and his body decidedto just let him know that his mental
illness has limits. Did you seethe video of him trying to jump over
the little doggy hurdle? Doesn't happenvery athletic. I mean, I would
have put this dog down. It'ssomething's wrong with it. Been like it's
charts in trouble. It's misery.Yeah, it's dog's miserable, horrible,
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something's wrong with it. It doesn'tlook like a dog, doesn't even look
like a stuffed dog. So nowhe's like, well, you know,
maybe I'm gonna dress up like anotherMaybe I'll just be like another animal since
I can't walk like a dog.So now he's thinking, I don't know,
panda, maybe cheese really or abear. He goes, I would
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like to be a fox, butthat's too small. Well, at least
he has got some realistic perception onproportion a panda or a bear. He's
gonna walk around like a bear orfor for you know what I mean,
like the animal I've seen bears ontwo legs. Yeah, not that kind
of bear. Though I had toreally watched what I was saying. I
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have a funny story about that thatno one will I cannot tell because it'll
go viral and it'll become end upbecoming the most shared thing I've ever done,
and I'm not going to do it. Can Have you heard this story?
You know what story it does?Yeah? You agree, don't you?
Yes? Yeah, my young naives, sweet little heart, I had
no idea what I'd gotten into.I had no idea what I had stumbled
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across. It's all I'm gonna say. It would literally become the most shared
thing I've ever done ever, andI'm not ever going to do it anyway.
No, I'm never gonna I'm nevergoing to do this. I think
it highlights my pure my purity,and my innocence and naivete. Well,
I mean, I wasn't raised toknow what certain things were. I you
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know, my mom didn't go Now, these are the men who liked to
get butch with other dudes, sothey dressed like butch so they attract the
butch. I didn't wasn't raised thatway. You know what I'm saying.
You'd much too much. You guyswill just have to wonder. It's never
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. A Florida man bites a
bar manager's finger over an incident abouta dog, leading to a brawl Saint
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Petersburg. Yet absolutely happened. Imean, I like to joke and say
that John Wick began It's a dogfilm. It's like old Yeller. Florida
man was arrested over mother's of MemorialDay weekend after he bit a bar manager's
finger. Kenneth Davis, twenty seven, of Madeira Beach was taken to jail
Sunday afternoon after a group of friendshe was with became unruly when they were
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told they could not bring a doginto Undertow Beach bar, and then deputy
said That's when Davis lunged forward andbit at the bar manager's finger. The
manager defended himself punched Davis in theface. A brawl between Davis's group and
the barstap broke out and it wasall caught on video. The fight was
broken up when the police arrived,and the bar manager did not want to
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file battery charges, so Davis justgot a disorderly intoxication charge. He was
taking a panel's county jail. Iwill say it sounded like a bar scuffle.
The bar manager roll with it.You don't really get people who are
that jill. That guy needs tobe counting his blessings because he probably could
have gotten worse. And also that'snot how you settle disputes. But it
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also sounded like the bar managers maybepointing his finger in his face, and
that's kind of how that happened.So and the guy threw the first punch.
So I'm just saying, but Idon't mind if dogs are in a
bar. I just don't like itwhen people don't when they're bad owners.
I just like bad owners more thanI just like any dog. I have
to say. Let's see here,ooh, a Florida man discovers a mas
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to don tusk. It's huge whilefossil hunting off of the Florida coast.
That's pretty significant. I gotta behonest, I would have thought that it
just looked like a big chunk ofdrift wood. Right, one's going to
show you the guy's the picture inthe simulcast. It's a four foot long
mast set on tusk. Alex Lundbergtwenty nine was he you know, Scuba's
(02:09):
and he's an amateur fossil hunter,and he stays at his parents' house when
he visits the beach and he searchesfor prehistoric objects in the waters nearby.
He goes, I'm a week inwarrior. He discovered this tusk. I
mean, it's says, he goes. I mean, to me, it
looks like a piece of driftwood.Yeah, I would not. He realized
(02:30):
it was a tusk, and hesaid that it isn't uncommon to find broken
pieces like that. He goes,but this is the first time we ever
saw something this big. He goes, we call it mammoth Park because it
looks just like tree bark, sohe knew what he was looking for.
I literally would have swam right overit. I'm not gonna lie. And
now I feel bad because I'm like, have I ever been around a fossil
like that and not notice? Becausethey just I don't know. It's kind
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of crazy. Cinnamon roll battery.What in the world, Oh my gosh.
All right, so this lady Floridawoman, Saint Petersburg, why that's
everything? Saint Petersburg lately. AFlorida woman was arrested after she hurled a
cinnamon roll at another person at asoup kitchen, of all places, in
Florida. Last week, Anne MarieLuna was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.
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Was at the Saint Vincent de PaulCares. Anne Marie Luna Luna.
Okay, just check it. Whyshe sounds a little loony? Oh yeah,
she threw a cinnamon roll at theback of a man's head, near
the base of his neck, andit was captured on security footage. He
didn't suffer any injuries, but hesaid he wanted to press charges really at
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a cinnamon roll. This is okay. See, this is why you can't
have me be in a position ofpower like that elected, because I'd be
like, you know what, I'mgoing to make up a charge right now.
You're a pansy and you're gonna getcharged for that. Here's a five
hundred dollars fine, you know whatI mean. I know you shouldn't be
throwing food. You're a grown woman. That's dumb. But also if you
get hit with the cinnamon roll,unless it was like a couple of days
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old in stale. You're not gettinghurt. It's a pastry. It hits
you in the neck. You're adude, you know what I'm saying,
Like what, it's not like youget the fine. She's not giving you
five hundred dollars. What in theworld, let's see. A Florida man
recorded a turtle riding a ten footalligator around on a pond like a horse,
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only in Florida. I love howhigh the little turtles got its head
stretched up. Well, it's gotits head stretched up. Hotel. A
travel blogger in Florida captured a turtleriding on the back of a gator,
and gator apparently did not care thatits food was riding it around like a
horse. And it's it's cute,But don't try this because I don't I
don't know how the turtle gets awayfrom this. Did anybody make sure the
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turtle actually got away safely? BecauseI'm feeling like maybe it wouldn't because they
eat those things, you know,So I mean, I'm just assuming that
it did, because they never saidthat it didn't eat it, Because how
do you get away from your turtleand a gator like that? Can knowing
the gator eats. You swim inthe opposite direction of the mouth, I
mean, do gator swim? Howis it possible that America could run short
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She's releasing a tell all in August, the same month as the Democrat
Convention. She's the mother of Hunter'sfive year old daughter, Navy Joan,
who the family absolutely refuses to acknowledge, to the point where they don't even
put up a stocking for her onthe family fireplace for Christmas. And then
they stop putting up stockings because shewas she was asked a Jill and Joe
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were asked every year about it.So it's going to be Out of the
Shadows, My life inside the WildWorld of Hunter Biden. It's coming out
on August twentieth and she's uh andthe this is the first time I think
people are seeing the daughter. Thedaughter's on the cover of the book.
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And I gotta tell you, thatkid looks like Hunter Biden's kid. Have
you seen that? Have you seenit? Kane? Yeah, the kid
looks like Hunter Biden's kid. Idon't know how you can look at that
little girl and be like, that'sbecause I don't think she's shown her I
don't think she showed her face before. But everybody's been talking about this kid.
She's a beautiful little girl. She'ssuper super pretty. But that's kind
(07:32):
of sad that you wouldn't want toacknowledge that little girl. You're Joe and
Jill and you can't acknowledge one ofyour grandkids because you disapprove of the manner
in which she was conceived. Imean, your son was on drugs.
You're not gonna I can't imagine notacknowledging if I was, If I,
you know, was a grandparent,I can't imagine not acknowledging a grand I
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can't imagine that. How evil areyou? And how self involved he?
I think Joe Biden was so selfabsorbed that he was more into himself as
a politician than he was being adad, which is why all his children
are messed up. And I thinkthat his whole family revolved around his ego
and making their family millions and beingshady. That was it. But the
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book will be out. And shewas working at a strip club in DC
when they first met. She's fromKentucky and she there. Apparently there's like
tons of stories in this and he, like I guess when he was with
her, that's when he was alsodating his sister in law, and he
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just sort of brushed her off.When he wrote about her in the book,
he mentioned her like briefly, like, oh, he had women that
he'd been with during his rampages andthey were hardly the dating type. But
the thing is is that London Robertsworked for his work for his family for
a while. Like he had saidthat he goes, he challenged in court
a woman or sorry not Kentucky,Arkansas, a woman in Arkansas. Blah
(09:05):
blah blah, he goes, Ihad no recollection of our encounter. That's
how little connection I had. Exceptthat's a lie. There are emails of
him instructing this. He employed herat Seneca. He after I guess they
got together. He employed her,and you guys remember this, and he
had her on their insurance. Hedropped her while she was pregnant from their
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family insurance, from this Seneca Rosemontinsurance. And there are emails that came
out a couple of years ago thatwhere he was instructing the staff to drop
her. So that's an absolute liehunter. Biden's just a piece of he
still is. He's a horrible father. He's my family would call him a
that's what they would call him.An absolute I I don't know. He
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might be fifty something years old,but if I was Joe or Jill,
I would whoop his ass with awooden spoon and a flip flop up and
down Pennsylvania Avenue, just as justBut you remember those emails, right,
Kine, I'm gonna I'm gonna pullthis out because I got this in my
bookmark system. Uh he had,uh? He she because she worked at
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Rosemont Seneca. Yeah, I mean, and she had testified already and in
one of the in the Taxa Asiantrial in California, she had already testified
to this, and he had hewas gonna drop, he was gonna cut
ties with her. So all ofthat, So the emails and that came
out ahead of her testimony in thetax trial in California. So him saying
(10:41):
that he had no recollection, notonly did he have recollection, he hired
her to work at Rosemont Seneca.And then when she got inconveniently pregnant and
wouldn't get an abortion, then he'she dropped her, dropped her from the
insurance, she cut off her insurance. She's pregnantly his child, and he
cuts off her insurance, fires her. He is scum. All the wrong
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people overdose. So oh, Isaid it. Somebody hit should right,
It's just ridiculous. And the family'slike, oh well. At one point
they had to Joe and Jill hadto publicly acknowledge her. And this was
not even a year ago. Itwas in July of last year that they
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had they were forced to finally publiclyacknowledge her. And all they said was
that this isn't a political issue,et cetera. Uh, and we only
want what's best for our grandchildren,including Navy. But as Caine reminds,
even Biden's dogs and cats got stockingsat Christmas, not even not little Navy.
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Joan never did ever. They've nevereven seen her, they've never met
her. Hunter begrudgingly met her,and he wasn't going to remember he had
to be drugged to court for childsupport. He had refused to pay child
support, even after she took numerouspaternity tests to And I mean, you
take one look at this kid.That kid looks like Hunter. She has
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her mom's prettiness, but she's gother dad's eyes. That child, that
child has Hunter Biden's eyes in thatfor sure, you can see it.
I mean, he not only didhe not want to pay, and Jan's
showing you the on the simulcast thebook cover. You can look at that
little girl looks like Hunter. Butthen he wouldn't pay child support. He's
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a deadbeat. Can you can youimagine if I was Joe Biden, because
he's trying to play because Hunter andhours trying to play responsible dad, happy
families with his new instafluence wife,his instafluencer wife and their little kid.
I wouldn't allow them to be atany of the White House events. I
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would not allow them because it's soembarrassing. They have no self awareness.
They're white trash. That family,actually white trash is better than that family
shameful. So they're coming out withus. And it's interesting because guess who's
It's a president of a super packthat backs RFK that's publishing it, which
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is funny. So they're paying forthat to be published Skyhorse Publishing. They've
already released excerpts from it. Thepresident, Tony lims Is, is the
co founder of the Kennedy's American ValuesPack. But yep, that's it.
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That's the story. That's I can'teven We'll see how this goes, but
that'll be very interesting as that comesout, because you know, she's gonna
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the news you would probably miss.It's time for Dana's Quick five. So
I don't want to Oh yeah,they're trying to say that one of the
side effects of that is it ozimpeth, the weight loss shot thing that
that people do. They said thatit apparently I've read this article this morning
that said that it's impulse control,that that's a side effect of it is
(15:41):
impulse control sidebar. I watched thesouth Park the weight loss special that was
actually hysterical. That was really funny. Let's see, we already had this
headline. This is the second timethis is in here. Uh. Police
say three La County seven eleven storeswere robbed in an hour. It's La
shocker. Uh. Let's see athe Campbell man, I don't know Campble
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was was arrested for elder abuse.So a guy punched a guy in the
face and the guy was elderly.Next this IRS apparently stole the files of
at least fifty thousand Americans, muchhigher than previously acknowledged, according to Americans
for Tax Reform. They said thatthis because this was a story. Remember,
(16:22):
but I think that people were unawareof how widespread it was. It's
the IRS. They find the largestthat of private taxpayer information in history,
stole the individual and business tax filesup fifty thousand to seventy thousand people,
according to a Wall Street Journal piecewritten by one of the victims of the
theft and the sentencing, the governmentsaid that they understated the amount of victims
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by thousands, but actually it wastens of thousands. It was fifty thousand
felonies. The guy committed fifty thousandfelonies, but he got charged with one
single count. And the victims includelike Oprah Whimfrey, Lebron, James Lauren,
Michaels, Floyd Mayweather, Michael Jordan, Calvin Klein, like most of
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them are not famous, but thoseare the famous ones. So many of
them are about to get a notificationfrom the Treasury that air privacy was compromise.
Yeah, the guy only got fiveyears for fifty thousand felonies. That's
crazy. How was that just asingular count? I don't get how that's
one singular count. A pulse.As a majority of Democrats approve of replacing
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Biden on the twenty twenty or twentytwenty four ticket, we're replacing him with
a new new Democrat nominee. TheRasmussen poll of one and thirteen likely voters
conducted from mid May found that fiftyfour percent of Democrats think it's app that
think it's acceptable. Wow, Now, I mean you know they did go
(17:52):
to the virtual nomination to bypass allof that stuff at the convention. There's
a reason why they did it.Just saying Israel's mass casualty strike in Rafa
apparent. People were saying it doesn'tcross Biden's red line mainly because Israel didn't
do it. I don't know whypeople are insisting that somehow Israel did this.
(18:12):
But they said they did not causethe fire in Rafa, that it
was not from their missile. Theydid not use a missile in that air
strike. That's not what they said. No, remember the last time that
Israel was blamed for something and thevideo footage came out and it showed it
was Hamas's own rocket that hit theirown hospital and Israel was blamed for it.
Same thing is happening here. Igot to share this story with you
(18:34):
now. Lorrain tells me that Ineed to be honest about what this story
is. This is not a dudewho wants to be an anthromorphi like,
he doesn't want to be anthropomorphic dog. He wants to be like a physical
dog. So, without further ado, this is why aliens lock their doors
when they fly past Earth told youthis. This guy spent fourteen thousand dollars
(19:00):
to become a dog, a colliespecifically, he changed his mind upon realizing
that it's very difficult to walk likea dog, and previously he had been
made fun of, justifiably by trolls. He spent twelve thousand dollars on a
(19:22):
costume. His name is Toco.He spent two million yen twelve thousand dollars
on a dog costume, and itwas advertised as being lifelike if I would
have seen something like this, I'mgoing to be real with you, if
this thing would have come up tome at a park. Here's the video
that I just dropped a view ofhim. And if this video like it
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fetches, he was. He spenttwelve thousand dollars. The damn thing can't
move its head. He can't movehis head like a dog. So like
when he turns around, he's gotto do one of these. He's got
it literally from his back end turn. He can't turn and look something with
his neck because he's not a dog, right, So he got this costume
(20:08):
and he has thirty thousand morons subscribeto this guy's YouTube account. He got
his little special suit and he dressedup as a dog and he does tricks.
If I would have seen this thingcome up to me at a park,
I would have kicked it. Buthere's the problem. He can't walk
outside like a dog. He hadto be put on a luggage cart and
(20:29):
cart it around because he's a personin a dog costume. Is it the
costume? The cost fourteen thousand?Is that what it was? There's an
extra fourteen The costume itself was ortwelve thousand, So there's a couple thousand
for something. I don't know what. I'm afraid to ask. He said
he's being bullied online. Really didn'tsee that. We're also shocked if I
(20:52):
would have seen this. Does thatlook like a dog? You guys watching
the simulcast video of the dog,it literally looks like a fake dog.
He spent twelve that's not movie quality. He can't he can't see anything.
He's a freak. It is thedumbest thing he's got, like dog gloves.
He doesn't move like a dog.He moves like a demon in a
(21:15):
dog suit. It's like a dog, a bad, crappy dog costume.
Possessed, he can't grab me.He just horrible. I would have put
it down already. I've been likethis, poor dog. So he said,
quote, I'm sad that people thinkthat because everyone goes, you need
a therapy. You need therapy,not a dog costume. You weird sex
freak, And he goes, I'msad that people think that I love animals
(21:37):
and enjoy play acting like a cop, like a collie. This is my
hobby. No, you're a freak. And so no one knows what he
looks like. It is so weird. He it's just weird. The videos
of it online are so freaky.I don't I can't deal with it.
It's just weird. So anyway,long story short, thousand dollars. Now
(22:00):
he decides, you know what,it's really hard to walk around like a
dog, kine. You think thatyou would have maybe figured that out before
you spent twelve thousand dollars. Yeah, on the car. I don't know
what else he spent the other twothousand dollars on. But I mean,
this just goes to prove that evenmental illness has its limits. He's clearly
(22:22):
mentally ill, and his body decidedto just let him know that his mental
illness has limits. Did you seethe video of him trying to jump over
the little doggy hurdle? Doesn't happenvery athletic. I mean, I would
have put this dog down. It'ssomething's wrong with it. Been like it's
charts in trouble. It's misery.Yeah, it's dog's miserable, horrible,
(22:42):
something's wrong with it. It doesn'tlook like a dog, doesn't even look
like a stuffed dog. So nowhe's like, well, you know,
maybe I'm gonna dress up like anotherMaybe I'll just be like another animal since
I can't walk like a dog.So now he's thinking, I don't know,
panda, maybe cheese really or abear. He goes, I would
(23:03):
like to be a fox, butthat's too small. Well, at least
he has got some realistic perception onproportion a panda or a bear. He's
gonna walk around like a bear orfor for you know what I mean,
like the animal I've seen bears ontwo legs. Yeah, not that kind
of bear. Though I had toreally watched what I was saying. I
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have a funny story about that thatno one will I cannot tell because it'll
go viral and it'll become end upbecoming the most shared thing I've ever done,
and I'm not going to do it. Can Have you heard this story?
You know what story it does?Yeah? You agree, don't you?
Yes? Yeah, my young naives, sweet little heart, I had
no idea what I'd gotten into.I had no idea what I had stumbled
(23:48):
across. It's all I'm gonna say. It would literally become the most shared
thing I've ever done ever, andI'm not ever going to do it anyway.
No, I'm never gonna I'm nevergoing to do this. I think
it highlights my pure my purity,and my innocence and naivete. Well,
I mean, I wasn't raised toknow what certain things were. I you
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know, my mom didn't go Now, these are the men who liked to
get butch with other dudes, sothey dressed like butch so they attract the
butch. I didn't wasn't raised thatway. You know what I'm saying.
You'd much too much. You guyswill just have to wonder. It's never
gonna happen. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth
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