June 7, 2024 • 20 mins
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(00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. I love how Daily Mills
like exclusive. Okay, I'm aboutto share with you maybe one of the
freakiest flo Florida man stories of alltime. If you're having your if you're
(00:27):
having your lunch nummies right now,I'm gonna I might ask you to hold
off on those numbs here for asecond. Okay, Yeah, it's one
of them. Here's the headline.We're just going for it, all right.
Florida's man colon explodes after coughing andsneezing at the same time in a
diner, causing his intestines to fallout of his body. Dude, dude.
(00:47):
A man was eating breakfast with hiswife when a coffin his sneeze at
the same time left him with afreak injury. His colon exploded and it
made his I don't know how yourintestines fall out of your body because of
it, but that's how it happened. Yeah, I'm just going to keep
(01:10):
reading it. The sixty three yearold noticed a wet sensation followed by a
sharp pain when he lifted his shirtso it said he had abdominal surgery,
but his incision had already been wellhealed, doctor said, But apparently it
ripped it open and his guts cameout of his surgical wound. I'm so
(01:30):
sorry. His wife called an ambulance. Paramedics said that they saw it and
they were like he was immediately therest of the hospital. They successfully fixed
him. He was in the hospitalfor six days, sent home, experienced
no further complications. They're putting hiscase in the American Journal of Medical Case
Reports. They said, it's arare but serious complication of surgery when that,
(01:52):
especially after it's healed where it canbe reopened. And it's a freak
thing that it happened like that.I actually am curious as to whether or
not he tried to suppress it.The sneeze in that like, you can't
do that. It never suppress becauseI've always wondered what would happen if you
would cough and sneeze at the sametime. Apparently this your guts will fall
(02:15):
out. Interest his whole guts fellout. That's crazy, all of his
guts, that's well all but gotlee. Can you imagine this is the
dumbest floor to man ever. Heled cops on a nearly one hundred mile
per hour chase and then he jumpedinto a pond to avoid arrest. What
have we talked about with ponds,guys, It's where the gators live.
(02:38):
Yeah. I'm just looking at thepond and it's like a blurry still from
a bodycam footage, and it looksdirty and murky. Why would you do
that? That's a gator country anyway, he jumped in the pond. Jeffrey
guys, Jeffrey Treffy, Jeffrey JeffreyTreffy, forty six of Naples, Jeffrey
(03:04):
Trefy, Jeffrey Treffy. What he'sa real person. He It was in
a red BMW and he sped pastthe deputy in a Mark patrol car.
They chased him. He crashed ontoa dirt embankment, jumped into a retention
pond. They got him out,thankfully. No gatorating nobody, No gator
aided anybody, but good heavens.Oh man, Let's see this one.
(03:29):
Let's see I'm gonna get into this. I don't have this on my list,
but this is a Florida woman whocalled nine one one on herself during
an attempted carjacking so she could doit legally. She was trying. Now,
she wasn't being carjacked. She wastrying to steal a car from a
dealership, and Christy Turman aged thirtyseven called Lee kind of sheriff's office because
(03:49):
she wanted the authorities to know that. She literally said this during the nine
one one call quote, because I'mtrying to steal a car that's not legally
mine, so y'all better come andmake a report. I'm reporting this.
They arrived, they found her exitingthe driver's side of the stolen Toyota Corolla.
(04:10):
She oh wait, there's more.She told deputy she was being trained
in a game of Black Ops tosteal a car, but called authorities to
make it legal. She's arrested andfacing trespass charges. Narrator says, yeah,
it's not legal. I'm trying tofigure out she was being trained in
(04:31):
a game of black ops to steala car. Where does that come from?
Where is that? And then shecalled the police. That's like the
Cops episode that I watch where twowomen were fighting over a crack rock in
the street because apparently one woman purchasedthe crack rock and the other woman's like
stole it, and the woman whopurchased the crack rock called police and said
she reported the other lady literally calledon nine one one said she stole my
(04:53):
crack rock, and the cops werelike, ma'am, you know crack is
illegal. I swear to you.Haints this guy. She goes, yeah,
but it ain't stealing illegaler this womanlegit was thought. Wait, she
thought that you could make it legaljust by calling the cops and telling her,
telling them you're doing it six orsomething. Yeah, what is the
what is the whole black ops tosteal a car? Is that? Yeah?
(05:15):
Is that? Gta Jiminy Christmas?Video games? Flee to violence?
They say, hush up, Ohmy gosh, but wait, there's more.
Let's see this is uh, thisheadline is just adorable. A pair
of middle fingers leads to road rageramming at Wellington Green Mall, Wellington,
Florida. An exchange of middle fingerson the road to the mall at Wellington
(05:38):
Green led to a scary scene.Uh. They said that one of the
drivers in a Honda Accord went tothe parking lot. The other guy turned
in and they hit the gas atBoltswagen pat and met the Honda Accord mashing
and chaos. There were arrests ourpartners over at Hillsdale College. Hillsdale is
all about imparting tough knowledge on strongpeople. Hillsdale is a great institution and
(06:00):
they've been empowering students since eighteen fortyfour. They're all about education and liberty,
and they understand how education is importantto preserving liberty. Here's the crazy
thing. There's been this huge effortto undo the Electoral College by the lesser
educated left. I mean they wantdirect democracy. They believe that we should
(06:21):
approach it in the way that apack of wolves in one sheep would approach
voting on what to have for dinner. That's not what we think. There's
a reason why our founder's institute ofthe Electoral College and Hillsdale is taking a
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(06:43):
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(07:08):
visit Dana four Hillsdale dot com andstart your national survey on presidential selection today.
That's Dana four Hillsdale dot com.I wanted to touch on one thing
real quick. Have you guys seenthis, I'm just sure you've seen it
going around on social media, thefat national American Miss Alabama. All right,
(07:34):
I want to we gotta be carefulwith us. So that is not
I'm sure you've seen it. It'sbeen everywhere. They're like, this is
the new Miss Alabama. Can youbelieve this woman? And she's you know,
she's Can I say it? She'sobese. I'm not saying it to
be ignorant and make fun of hersize. This chick is literally morbidly obese.
It is unhealthy. She is morbidlyobese. That is not healthy.
(07:58):
That's not body conscious. That's takingthe lazy way out and making people more
comfortable in harming themselves. But it'slike a body positivity sort of pageant.
So this chick is, it's beingpromoted all over social media by a lot
(08:18):
of our friends as this is theMiss Alabama. This is the new Miss
Alabama. Can you believe that thisis the Miss Alabama. It's not,
though she is. There's the MissAlabama pageant and then there's the National American
Miss pageant. They are two entirelydifferent things. So this twenty three year
old woman won the title because sheshared her body positivity method. She won
(08:45):
the National American Miss Alabama. Theactual Miss Alabama looks like a living,
breathing Barbie Doll. She's a verypretty young woman. This woman is not
the actual Miss Alabama. You know, Miss Alabama. It's the National American
There's all these different pageants out there, and the yeah, the Miss Alabama.
(09:09):
She looks like she's, I mean, she's she looks like a beauty
pageant winner, like you would think. So this Diane, yeah, Diane
Westoven is Miss Alabama. Uh,Sarah Milligan is the National American Miss.
And the participants apparently are a youngerdemographic. So Miss Alabama is older.
(09:31):
National American Miss is younger. Sothat you know, there you go,
and it's not that she's an uglywoman her face. She's very pretty in
her face or his very pretty.She's just so morbidly obese that I don't
see a long lifespan for her becauseof her health that is impacted by her
size. It's not healthy, andit's not ignorant. It's not bigoted to
(09:52):
say that. Just like if yousee someone cutting open their veins, you
would be like, Wow, that'snot healthy for you. How dare you
be bigoted? You see what Imean, it's it's not healthy, it
is that's a killer. And soI don't know. I'm I'm amazed at
you know, it's spread and everyone'smad at the Miss Alabama passion. They're
(10:13):
not the same. They're two totallydifferent things. So I want to make
sure that we're you know, we'reright on that. By the way,
speaking of you know, correcting stuff, Steve corrected me. It's Wallin,
not Whalen. I always think ofWhalen Jennings. Who's the best. Whalen
Jennings is the goat. It's MorganWallin. I always immediately think I see
everything. I'm like Whalin. Iknow who he is. I just I
(10:35):
see, I hear and I seethink way, and Steve was like,
I gotta tell you, it's notWhalen. It's wallin. That sounds weird
for me to say, like it'swhenever I talk about like the my pillow
people, I have to stop myselfbecause I want to say pelo. And
we have this huge fight on airevery time or off air, I say
things weird and I blame it fromIt's like an ozark twang. Being from
southern Missouri. I say milk,I say worsh, and I say pelo,
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and my kids are going nuts becausethey're like, there's no r in
it? Where is worsh? I'mlike, I don't care. Do you
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doing Lives, I have to bevery careful with how I say words right,
and it's I sound Sometimes I feellike I sound fruit because I'm like,
wosh, that sounds so weird,sounds so weird. It's weird because
(11:22):
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all of the news you would probablymiss. It's time for Dana's Quick five.
So do you remember the McCluskey's Markand Patricia McCluskey from my hometown of
Saint Louis. So they are demandingthey were the ones who bl and protesters
(12:52):
broke through under private property and werelike on their property, like threatening them.
Well, they're demanding that the citywere turned the two guns that they
took from them. They they werethe because they went to court, they
were Charles their They filed request tohave their convictions wiped away. They pled
guilty to misdemeanor charges in twenty twentyone. On Wednesday, one of the
(13:13):
judges, the judge exponged the chargesfrom the records following the incident because they
were legitimately threatened and you could hearthreats on audio and that that area is
literally private property. They destroyed theprotesters destroyed a fence to get there and
this they said that they want theirguns back, they want their records expunge.
So their fight still is continuing,and will we'll see how that goes.
(13:39):
I mean, it's you know,Saint Louis Judges and we'll see.
This is a new link associated withxylotau, Xylota's and a lot of keto
stuff, and so it's a commonsugar substitute. Now they're saying that it's
linked to blood clots and all thisstuff. I'm sure it's not the vacs
though there's literally never been any problemswith it up until Like, I just
don't like the taste of it.I can taste that. I'm not a
(14:00):
fan of the taste of xylotol.But I'm sure it's not the injections.
Guys, Sure it's not h Thisit's an at home brain zapper that helps
binge eaters lose weight. This soundskind of dangerous and it looks ridiculous to
wear. They said that it canbe carried out at home. It helps
people lose weight a lot of weightin six weeks. They said. It's
(14:20):
called transcranial direct current stimulate stimulation andthis sounds comfortable. It fires a gentle
electronic pulse the electrodes on the scout, causing a slight excitation of brain cells,
and it's supposed to like stop thepeople who are binge eaters, and
apparently they're saying that it helps them. I but you have to wear this
(14:41):
wrap on your head and it's weird. You look weird. It looks weird.
I don't know. Would you wantto look weird or do you just
want to like work out and watchwhat you eat? I don't know.
Now a new test is promising topredict dementia nine years before the diagnosis.
Kine, who hates the injection,says that you can well he adds that
he can predict it too if youtook the vacs. Oh gosh, you
(15:03):
really It's not like you really hatedor anything. Right, Yeah, it's
a new test. They tested onehundred and three people who had dementia.
Eighty one had brain scans between fivemonths and eight and a half years before
being diagnosed, and they said thatit can predict with up to eighty percent
accuracy dementia. And they analyzed thenetwork of connections in the brain when it's
in idle mode to look for earlysigns of the condition. It was Queen
(15:26):
Mary University of London, and theysaid their method is better than memory test
or measurements of brain shrinkage. Andso they looked at what eleven hundred people
from around the UK a database thatcontained genetic and health information. So they
said it's pretty they're saying that it'saccurate. They're saying that it's really accurate.
So we'll see. We'll see ifthat actually is something that is helpful.
(15:48):
Cutter is issued an ultimatum to Hamasyou better take this deal that's been
passed or get out. That's whatthey're saying, take the deal or get
out. And I don't know.It's hasn't been really widely reported by a
lot in mainstream media, but we'llsee. But that's their ultimate issue.
We were just telling you too thatthe writings from the Nashville TRANSTIFA activists,
(16:11):
those journal entries and all of thatstuff has been released and we were going
over some of that. We'll havemore of that to go over as well.
You're not gonna be able to lieto people. You can't lie to
people and in the news media aboutwhat they're paying for at the grocery store.
You're not going to sit here andlie to somebody about how much it
takes to fill up their tank.You're not gonna lie to them about the
(16:33):
reality of how far their dollar stretches. That's not something that you're gonna do,
not at all. And this iswhat's so frustrating about this, Like
no one's buying this, No one'sbuying this at all. Somewhat related,
I got to tell you about this. So remember the air conditioning rules that
(16:55):
Biden proposed, Well, those aregoing to come into effect in twenty twenty
five, guys. Mm hmm.The way that it's promoted is that they're
going to undergo significant upgrades in twentyfive, right, because they want to
improve energy efficiency. They want stricterenergy efficiency standards, and this is a
part of a broader effort to reduceenergy consumption, et cetera, et cetera.
(17:22):
Under what authority it The refrigerants thatyou that are going to be used
in the units that has they haveto be phased out in favor of what
they call UH, which are crappierenvironmentally friendly alternatives. They're worse, they're
bad. And they said that you'rerolling out these new refrigerants and we're they're
not going to do. They're stoppingproduction of the current refrigerant that everybody uses.
(17:45):
It's great, that's this is notwhat is contributing to quote unquote global
warming. Guys, are you kiddingme? And then they have the they
have the uh it's that HVAC refrigerantmandate and the new are the new systems
are going to be more expensive.Listen to this. They like throw this
(18:07):
out like it's in aside. Theguy who heads this uh what's his face?
His last name is Howard. Iknow, Paul Howard. He's I
don't know. He was saying thatthe increase in cost in terms for an
AC install when all of this newstuff comes out, you're looking at an
increase of twenty to twenty five percentcost for consumers. So they've made it
(18:32):
more expensive all around because you can'tuse that new refrigerant in current units.
And then I, oh my,so twenty to twenty five percent. We
got that money lined around, Kaine, Right, yeah, we just we
got it lining around. We gotit. We got it. So they
(18:55):
have this is all. They havea deadline in twenty twenty five. This
is like when they did that phosphatestuff with the dish soap. Yeah,
but they also convince us to subsidizewith solar and wind, and a lot
of states, including Texas, hasdone it. But has it reduced your
energy bills? No? No,of course it's all lip service BS.
I think that the people who areso hell bent on making everything be electric
(19:18):
and all that, I think thatyou should have everything powered only by solar
or wind. I think that thepeople who promote all this stuff, they
should drive evs that can only bepowered by solar or wind, no electricity,
because you know, electricity is manufacturedin eighty six over eighty six percent,
and coal powered plants, that's wherethe electricity comes from. So you
should only be able to use See, if I were president, I would
(19:40):
make this executive order. You're onlylife, you're pushing this. You are
only allowed to power your home onsolar or get wind or yeah, I
was thinking of hydro power. Youknow, maybe if they live like near
waterfall or something, that's it.That's all you get. You can only
power your stuff on that. Yourwhole house, your vehicle, everything.
(20:02):
If you got to go to thehospital, only a wind or solar.
You know, if you believe init so much, can only be powered
by winder solar. That I would, I'd write that EO, I'd push
that EO. I'd see somebody don'twant I would make that happen. I'd
be like, Yeah, even whenyou gotta get surgery, all the instruments,
all that that't that's your heart machinekeeps you alive. Now, only
(20:22):
a wind or solar. That's it. I mean, because you believe in
it that much, right, Proveit. Prove it before you make all
of us change our lives. Proveit. Just saying thanks for tuning in
to today's edition of Dana Lash's AbsurdTooth podcast. If you haven't already,
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get your podcasts.
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. I love how Daily Mills
like exclusive. Okay, I'm aboutto share with you maybe one of the
freakiest flo Florida man stories of alltime. If you're having your if you're
(00:27):
having your lunch nummies right now,I'm gonna I might ask you to hold
off on those numbs here for asecond. Okay, Yeah, it's one
of them. Here's the headline.We're just going for it, all right.
Florida's man colon explodes after coughing andsneezing at the same time in a
diner, causing his intestines to fallout of his body. Dude, dude.
(00:47):
A man was eating breakfast with hiswife when a coffin his sneeze at
the same time left him with afreak injury. His colon exploded and it
made his I don't know how yourintestines fall out of your body because of
it, but that's how it happened. Yeah, I'm just going to keep
(01:10):
reading it. The sixty three yearold noticed a wet sensation followed by a
sharp pain when he lifted his shirtso it said he had abdominal surgery,
but his incision had already been wellhealed, doctor said, But apparently it
ripped it open and his guts cameout of his surgical wound. I'm so
(01:30):
sorry. His wife called an ambulance. Paramedics said that they saw it and
they were like he was immediately therest of the hospital. They successfully fixed
him. He was in the hospitalfor six days, sent home, experienced
no further complications. They're putting hiscase in the American Journal of Medical Case
Reports. They said, it's arare but serious complication of surgery when that,
(01:52):
especially after it's healed where it canbe reopened. And it's a freak
thing that it happened like that.I actually am curious as to whether or
not he tried to suppress it.The sneeze in that like, you can't
do that. It never suppress becauseI've always wondered what would happen if you
would cough and sneeze at the sametime. Apparently this your guts will fall
(02:15):
out. Interest his whole guts fellout. That's crazy, all of his
guts, that's well all but gotlee. Can you imagine this is the
dumbest floor to man ever. Heled cops on a nearly one hundred mile
per hour chase and then he jumpedinto a pond to avoid arrest. What
have we talked about with ponds,guys, It's where the gators live.
(02:38):
Yeah. I'm just looking at thepond and it's like a blurry still from
a bodycam footage, and it looksdirty and murky. Why would you do
that? That's a gator country anyway, he jumped in the pond. Jeffrey
guys, Jeffrey Treffy, Jeffrey JeffreyTreffy, forty six of Naples, Jeffrey
(03:04):
Trefy, Jeffrey Treffy. What he'sa real person. He It was in
a red BMW and he sped pastthe deputy in a Mark patrol car.
They chased him. He crashed ontoa dirt embankment, jumped into a retention
pond. They got him out,thankfully. No gatorating nobody, No gator
aided anybody, but good heavens.Oh man, Let's see this one.
(03:29):
Let's see I'm gonna get into this. I don't have this on my list,
but this is a Florida woman whocalled nine one one on herself during
an attempted carjacking so she could doit legally. She was trying. Now,
she wasn't being carjacked. She wastrying to steal a car from a
dealership, and Christy Turman aged thirtyseven called Lee kind of sheriff's office because
(03:49):
she wanted the authorities to know that. She literally said this during the nine
one one call quote, because I'mtrying to steal a car that's not legally
mine, so y'all better come andmake a report. I'm reporting this.
They arrived, they found her exitingthe driver's side of the stolen Toyota Corolla.
(04:10):
She oh wait, there's more.She told deputy she was being trained
in a game of Black Ops tosteal a car, but called authorities to
make it legal. She's arrested andfacing trespass charges. Narrator says, yeah,
it's not legal. I'm trying tofigure out she was being trained in
(04:31):
a game of black ops to steala car. Where does that come from?
Where is that? And then shecalled the police. That's like the
Cops episode that I watch where twowomen were fighting over a crack rock in
the street because apparently one woman purchasedthe crack rock and the other woman's like
stole it, and the woman whopurchased the crack rock called police and said
she reported the other lady literally calledon nine one one said she stole my
(04:53):
crack rock, and the cops werelike, ma'am, you know crack is
illegal. I swear to you.Haints this guy. She goes, yeah,
but it ain't stealing illegaler this womanlegit was thought. Wait, she
thought that you could make it legaljust by calling the cops and telling her,
telling them you're doing it six orsomething. Yeah, what is the
what is the whole black ops tosteal a car? Is that? Yeah?
(05:15):
Is that? Gta Jiminy Christmas?Video games? Flee to violence?
They say, hush up, Ohmy gosh, but wait, there's more.
Let's see this is uh, thisheadline is just adorable. A pair
of middle fingers leads to road rageramming at Wellington Green Mall, Wellington,
Florida. An exchange of middle fingerson the road to the mall at Wellington
(05:38):
Green led to a scary scene.Uh. They said that one of the
drivers in a Honda Accord went tothe parking lot. The other guy turned
in and they hit the gas atBoltswagen pat and met the Honda Accord mashing
and chaos. There were arrests ourpartners over at Hillsdale College. Hillsdale is
all about imparting tough knowledge on strongpeople. Hillsdale is a great institution and
(06:00):
they've been empowering students since eighteen fortyfour. They're all about education and liberty,
and they understand how education is importantto preserving liberty. Here's the crazy
thing. There's been this huge effortto undo the Electoral College by the lesser
educated left. I mean they wantdirect democracy. They believe that we should
(06:21):
approach it in the way that apack of wolves in one sheep would approach
voting on what to have for dinner. That's not what we think. There's
a reason why our founder's institute ofthe Electoral College and Hillsdale is taking a
survey on this. It is asurvey on presidential selection. You can access
it at daana four fr Hillsdale dotcom. They're not keeping your info,
(06:43):
it's not anything like that. Theyuse your input in their educational mission.
They were founded to offer the kindof education needed to preserve civil and religious
liberties and so they need your inputto help continue doing this. So they
want to understand the views of mainstreamAmericans on this critical issue, and you're
participating in the survey can help Hillsdalein its future work defending liberty. So
(07:08):
visit Dana four Hillsdale dot com andstart your national survey on presidential selection today.
That's Dana four Hillsdale dot com.I wanted to touch on one thing
real quick. Have you guys seenthis, I'm just sure you've seen it
going around on social media, thefat national American Miss Alabama. All right,
(07:34):
I want to we gotta be carefulwith us. So that is not
I'm sure you've seen it. It'sbeen everywhere. They're like, this is
the new Miss Alabama. Can youbelieve this woman? And she's you know,
she's Can I say it? She'sobese. I'm not saying it to
be ignorant and make fun of hersize. This chick is literally morbidly obese.
It is unhealthy. She is morbidlyobese. That is not healthy.
(07:58):
That's not body conscious. That's takingthe lazy way out and making people more
comfortable in harming themselves. But it'slike a body positivity sort of pageant.
So this chick is, it's beingpromoted all over social media by a lot
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of our friends as this is theMiss Alabama. This is the new Miss
Alabama. Can you believe that thisis the Miss Alabama. It's not,
though she is. There's the MissAlabama pageant and then there's the National American
Miss pageant. They are two entirelydifferent things. So this twenty three year
old woman won the title because sheshared her body positivity method. She won
(08:45):
the National American Miss Alabama. Theactual Miss Alabama looks like a living,
breathing Barbie Doll. She's a verypretty young woman. This woman is not
the actual Miss Alabama. You know, Miss Alabama. It's the National American
There's all these different pageants out there, and the yeah, the Miss Alabama.
(09:09):
She looks like she's, I mean, she's she looks like a beauty
pageant winner, like you would think. So this Diane, yeah, Diane
Westoven is Miss Alabama. Uh,Sarah Milligan is the National American Miss.
And the participants apparently are a youngerdemographic. So Miss Alabama is older.
(09:31):
National American Miss is younger. Sothat you know, there you go,
and it's not that she's an uglywoman her face. She's very pretty in
her face or his very pretty.She's just so morbidly obese that I don't
see a long lifespan for her becauseof her health that is impacted by her
size. It's not healthy, andit's not ignorant. It's not bigoted to
(09:52):
say that. Just like if yousee someone cutting open their veins, you
would be like, Wow, that'snot healthy for you. How dare you
be bigoted? You see what Imean, it's it's not healthy, it
is that's a killer. And soI don't know. I'm I'm amazed at
you know, it's spread and everyone'smad at the Miss Alabama passion. They're
(10:13):
not the same. They're two totallydifferent things. So I want to make
sure that we're you know, we'reright on that. By the way,
speaking of you know, correcting stuff, Steve corrected me. It's Wallin,
not Whalen. I always think ofWhalen Jennings. Who's the best. Whalen
Jennings is the goat. It's MorganWallin. I always immediately think I see
everything. I'm like Whalin. Iknow who he is. I just I
(10:35):
see, I hear and I seethink way, and Steve was like,
I gotta tell you, it's notWhalen. It's wallin. That sounds weird
for me to say, like it'swhenever I talk about like the my pillow
people, I have to stop myselfbecause I want to say pelo. And
we have this huge fight on airevery time or off air, I say
things weird and I blame it fromIt's like an ozark twang. Being from
southern Missouri. I say milk,I say worsh, and I say pelo,
(11:00):
and my kids are going nuts becausethey're like, there's no r in
it? Where is worsh? I'mlike, I don't care. Do you
need the worship machine? And whenI'm on air, and especially if I'm
doing Lives, I have to bevery careful with how I say words right,
and it's I sound Sometimes I feellike I sound fruit because I'm like,
wosh, that sounds so weird,sounds so weird. It's weird because
(11:22):
you make it all along at theop part, Yeah, because isn't it's
yeah just wash wash that sounds sodumb. It'sworsh sounds way better. We
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all of the news you would probablymiss. It's time for Dana's Quick five.
So do you remember the McCluskey's Markand Patricia McCluskey from my hometown of
Saint Louis. So they are demandingthey were the ones who bl and protesters
(12:52):
broke through under private property and werelike on their property, like threatening them.
Well, they're demanding that the citywere turned the two guns that they
took from them. They they werethe because they went to court, they
were Charles their They filed request tohave their convictions wiped away. They pled
guilty to misdemeanor charges in twenty twentyone. On Wednesday, one of the
(13:13):
judges, the judge exponged the chargesfrom the records following the incident because they
were legitimately threatened and you could hearthreats on audio and that that area is
literally private property. They destroyed theprotesters destroyed a fence to get there and
this they said that they want theirguns back, they want their records expunge.
So their fight still is continuing,and will we'll see how that goes.
(13:39):
I mean, it's you know,Saint Louis Judges and we'll see.
This is a new link associated withxylotau, Xylota's and a lot of keto
stuff, and so it's a commonsugar substitute. Now they're saying that it's
linked to blood clots and all thisstuff. I'm sure it's not the vacs
though there's literally never been any problemswith it up until Like, I just
don't like the taste of it.I can taste that. I'm not a
(14:00):
fan of the taste of xylotol.But I'm sure it's not the injections.
Guys, Sure it's not h Thisit's an at home brain zapper that helps
binge eaters lose weight. This soundskind of dangerous and it looks ridiculous to
wear. They said that it canbe carried out at home. It helps
people lose weight a lot of weightin six weeks. They said. It's
(14:20):
called transcranial direct current stimulate stimulation andthis sounds comfortable. It fires a gentle
electronic pulse the electrodes on the scout, causing a slight excitation of brain cells,
and it's supposed to like stop thepeople who are binge eaters, and
apparently they're saying that it helps them. I but you have to wear this
(14:41):
wrap on your head and it's weird. You look weird. It looks weird.
I don't know. Would you wantto look weird or do you just
want to like work out and watchwhat you eat? I don't know.
Now a new test is promising topredict dementia nine years before the diagnosis.
Kine, who hates the injection,says that you can well he adds that
he can predict it too if youtook the vacs. Oh gosh, you
(15:03):
really It's not like you really hatedor anything. Right, Yeah, it's
a new test. They tested onehundred and three people who had dementia.
Eighty one had brain scans between fivemonths and eight and a half years before
being diagnosed, and they said thatit can predict with up to eighty percent
accuracy dementia. And they analyzed thenetwork of connections in the brain when it's
in idle mode to look for earlysigns of the condition. It was Queen
(15:26):
Mary University of London, and theysaid their method is better than memory test
or measurements of brain shrinkage. Andso they looked at what eleven hundred people
from around the UK a database thatcontained genetic and health information. So they
said it's pretty they're saying that it'saccurate. They're saying that it's really accurate.
So we'll see. We'll see ifthat actually is something that is helpful.
(15:48):
Cutter is issued an ultimatum to Hamasyou better take this deal that's been
passed or get out. That's whatthey're saying, take the deal or get
out. And I don't know.It's hasn't been really widely reported by a
lot in mainstream media, but we'llsee. But that's their ultimate issue.
We were just telling you too thatthe writings from the Nashville TRANSTIFA activists,
(16:11):
those journal entries and all of thatstuff has been released and we were going
over some of that. We'll havemore of that to go over as well.
You're not gonna be able to lieto people. You can't lie to
people and in the news media aboutwhat they're paying for at the grocery store.
You're not going to sit here andlie to somebody about how much it
takes to fill up their tank.You're not gonna lie to them about the
(16:33):
reality of how far their dollar stretches. That's not something that you're gonna do,
not at all. And this iswhat's so frustrating about this, Like
no one's buying this, No one'sbuying this at all. Somewhat related,
I got to tell you about this. So remember the air conditioning rules that
(16:55):
Biden proposed, Well, those aregoing to come into effect in twenty twenty
five, guys. Mm hmm.The way that it's promoted is that they're
going to undergo significant upgrades in twentyfive, right, because they want to
improve energy efficiency. They want stricterenergy efficiency standards, and this is a
part of a broader effort to reduceenergy consumption, et cetera, et cetera.
(17:22):
Under what authority it The refrigerants thatyou that are going to be used
in the units that has they haveto be phased out in favor of what
they call UH, which are crappierenvironmentally friendly alternatives. They're worse, they're
bad. And they said that you'rerolling out these new refrigerants and we're they're
not going to do. They're stoppingproduction of the current refrigerant that everybody uses.
(17:45):
It's great, that's this is notwhat is contributing to quote unquote global
warming. Guys, are you kiddingme? And then they have the they
have the uh it's that HVAC refrigerantmandate and the new are the new systems
are going to be more expensive.Listen to this. They like throw this
(18:07):
out like it's in aside. Theguy who heads this uh what's his face?
His last name is Howard. Iknow, Paul Howard. He's I
don't know. He was saying thatthe increase in cost in terms for an
AC install when all of this newstuff comes out, you're looking at an
increase of twenty to twenty five percentcost for consumers. So they've made it
(18:32):
more expensive all around because you can'tuse that new refrigerant in current units.
And then I, oh my,so twenty to twenty five percent. We
got that money lined around, Kaine, Right, yeah, we just we
got it lining around. We gotit. We got it. So they
(18:55):
have this is all. They havea deadline in twenty twenty five. This
is like when they did that phosphatestuff with the dish soap. Yeah,
but they also convince us to subsidizewith solar and wind, and a lot
of states, including Texas, hasdone it. But has it reduced your
energy bills? No? No,of course it's all lip service BS.
I think that the people who areso hell bent on making everything be electric
(19:18):
and all that, I think thatyou should have everything powered only by solar
or wind. I think that thepeople who promote all this stuff, they
should drive evs that can only bepowered by solar or wind, no electricity,
because you know, electricity is manufacturedin eighty six over eighty six percent,
and coal powered plants, that's wherethe electricity comes from. So you
should only be able to use See, if I were president, I would
(19:40):
make this executive order. You're onlylife, you're pushing this. You are
only allowed to power your home onsolar or get wind or yeah, I
was thinking of hydro power. Youknow, maybe if they live like near
waterfall or something, that's it.That's all you get. You can only
power your stuff on that. Yourwhole house, your vehicle, everything.
(20:02):
If you got to go to thehospital, only a wind or solar.
You know, if you believe init so much, can only be powered
by winder solar. That I would, I'd write that EO, I'd push
that EO. I'd see somebody don'twant I would make that happen. I'd
be like, Yeah, even whenyou gotta get surgery, all the instruments,
all that that't that's your heart machinekeeps you alive. Now, only
(20:22):
a wind or solar. That's it. I mean, because you believe in
it that much, right, Proveit. Prove it before you make all
of us change our lives. Proveit. Just saying thanks for tuning in
to today's edition of Dana Lash's AbsurdTooth podcast. If you haven't already,
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