June 18, 2024 • 26 mins
The White House claims that actual footage of Biden looking lost and wandering off is a “cheap fake” perpetrated by the right. Meanwhile, Biden’s Intelligence Department is celebrating Pride by giving free trans flag colored manicures.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Celtech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. Florida Man's brilliant plan to
hide in the ceiling was ruined byhis phone ringing in Pope County. Let's
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see Pope County sheriffs. They werelooking for this guy who broke into this
building. The individual had been evadingcapture due to his He had outstanding warrants,
and he hid in the ceiling ofhis workplace. And apparently while they
were looking for him, that's whenhis cell phone rang and they were able
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to apprehend him and take the individualinto custody. This was just earlier this
week. Yeah, that's yeah,that's maybe maybe put it on mute if
you're going to be doing crimes sayingyou know, or like silent mode.
Let's see this one. A drunkdude at Disney World punches some cast members
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and then threatens others with a pole. I love how it was. I
love how it's described as two shirtlessmen. So this was an epcot in
Orlando. Two shirtless dudes assaulted.They punched a cast member and then threatened
other guests with a pole that oneof them ripped out of the ground.
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Goodness, it's like some what isit drunk strength? The I just feel
like if you're fighting with someone andyou don't have a shirt on, you're
probably guilty of starting all of it, right, I mean you're just saying.
Yeah. So apparently one guy punchedan older lady cast member. The
other ripped a pole out of theground and started swinging it around and yelling
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it and one person who was thereactually told police they thought it was part
of the show. So, Imean it's just a Orange County deputies handled
it. Yeah. I'm so sadthat there's no photos of this. I'd
say, you know, guys,do a stall favor here. You know,
everybody's got a cell phone, right, be your own citizen journalist's get
us video. That's all I'm askingfor, right, I ran out of
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time for this one. The otherday, a guy on a bike who
stole a tip jar that was fundraisingfor a baby. It was at a
diner. It was a baby fundraiser, and they literally just ran up and
stole the donation jar. I meanbiked up right, pedaled up. Yeah.
They said that deputies were asking fortheir help, people's help trying to
find the thief because apparently, Imean, he took two thousand dollars.
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They were raising money for the kitchenmanager who had our baby two months early,
and then he rode away with iton his bike. And yeah,
and they said that it was crazybecause the guy was looking at the sign,
reading it and seeing what it wasfor, and then he still took
it anyway, So the diner's stillcollecting money, but they're putting the cash
in a safe place and nobody cansteal it. That's sad. That's sad.
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It was like for their babies inNeo NATA neo, like an intensive
care neonatal unit. That's just sosad. Let's see this Florida street racer
driving eighty miles per hour goes airborne, lands in a canal and it's all
caught on camera. Lands where thegators live. Just want to point that
out. He was racing eighty milesper hour residential neighborhood, lost control of
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his car and it was a challenger. How are you going to do your
challenger like that? So, ohmy gosh, and a challenger at landed.
He was racing a Mercedes and theywere trying to see who could be
dumber faster, so it went rightinto the canal. There's video of it
too. There was a guy likeoutside in his yard and then there's a
car that comes flying in and theguy's running away because he sees it coming
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Dana send you there. There seemsto be a sort of rash of videos
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that have been exited to make thepresident up here especially frail or mentally confused.
I'm wondering if the White Houses especiallyworried about the fact that this disappears
to be a pattern everything more fromYeah, we and I think you all
have called this the cheap fakes video, and that's exactly what they are.
They are cheap fakes video. Theyare done in bad faith. Uh and
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and some of your news organization havehave been very clear, have stressed that
these right wing, the white wingcritics of the president have a credibility problem
because of the fact checkers have repeatedlycaught them pushing misinformation, disinformation, and
so we see this and this issomething coming from from your your part of
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the world, calling them cheap fakesand misinformation who the House and the Washington
Post where they wrote they wrote aboutOkay, that's Currie Jean Pierre. Yesterday
that gem was dry right after wedeparted and we left the microphone. Now
we're back together again. Welcome tothe program. Dana last year with you
on the Cheap Fakes edition of TheDanger Show. Top of the first hour.
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We're gonna be insufferable today, justto let you know, it's good
to be with you. Let's allsit together and just talk smack. You
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get lots of good stuff up there. Okay, so can we for real
like had this conversation here. Firstoff, not to be not to be
the language police, but the hellis a cheap fake? Is that a
word? She just? Is thata word? Missus Nordstrom pipeline just came
up with? Amerititus tyranny? Isthat what she just came up with?
The CISA Puadrey crowd. That's socheap fakes? Right? Because they did
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she Was that a turn of phrasethat they came up with or did she
just mess it up? I genuinelywant to know. This was like the
first thing I was thinking of.I'm like, did they mess that up
on purpose? Or is that justis that another Nordstrum pipeline thing from her?
What do you think? Do youthink that they did that because they
thought it was a fun turn ofphrase? Do you k do you?
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I don't. I haven't heard anyoneelse say you. I know that's that's
the only other thing. So likewhen you search for it on the internet,
it's just KJP saying it. Ithink she messed up. I think
it is a situation where she justmessed up. Yeah, that's so bad.
It's like, no offense. Idon't think she's listening. I have
to look around like she's going tooperate in the studio. So like Nana
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right constantly, if Nana, ifthere is a name that can be gotten
wrong, Nana will get it wrong. And sometimes it's like she's she is
the she was the original Starbucks namewriter on the cup person first, right,
she will purposely mess up your nameif it's Mark, you know,
with a with a what is itMark? There was the one joke who
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was Mark with a C and itliterally just said see on the cup,
like they just wrote C on thecup. Like it's just the goofyest thing
I've ever seen. But if Nanacould always get names wrong, always gets
names wrong, not always could likestill does. And I just like,
I'm I feel like I'm talking toNana sometimes when I hear that, I'm
like, nobody says cheap fakes.Nobody says that that's not a word.
Anybody says, like, where's thiseven coming from? But this is how
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freaked out they are. First off, we all know what a deep fake
is. Correct, Okay, weall know what a deep fake is.
A deep fake is an actual likeedited video. It is a it's a
it's a manipulated, artificially enhanced orsomething whatever video, and so we know
what those are. They're fake andit's I mean sometimes it's like a I
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generated or whatever. It's a fakevideo though, fake video, fake concept,
fake everything. And in some instances, isn't it a felony? Isn't
doing deep fakes a felony? Imagine? Yeah, it's kind of. That's
kind of the question I have.I'm like, I feel like it's you
know, so this might be afelony here. Anyway. The reason I
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bring this up is because cheap fakes, I don't even know what the hell
that is. But this isn't adeep fake. This is literally an actual
These are actual videos of Joe Bidenbeing awkward. They're actual videos of him,
and none of it is fake.It's all real. We can all
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see it. And it's not thatit's been because see, the left used
to say selectively edited. That wastheir favorite phrase to say, selectively edited,
These selectively edited videos. Selectively edited, that's what they used to love
to say. But now now it'scheap fakes and deep fakes. So they're
they're freaking out because the videos havelooked bad. And these are actual videos.
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These are you know, for realvideos, unedited videos, I mean,
nobody, I mean, that's nothow any of this works. So
she's taking issue with the videos thatcame from the Normandy ceremony and videos from
G seven in Italy, and thevideos of Biden have not been altered in
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any way. They haven't been alteredin any way. It has been none
of that. And there are actualvideos of him being confused and falling downstairs
or struggling or something or whatever andotherwise looking generally concerning health wise. And
this, by the way, Iwant to point out that this is not
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the first time this narrative, thisnew narrative, because clearly Democrats are freaking
out now and they have to convinceyou that what you're witnessing is actually not
what you're witnessing. And so thisisn't the first time that we heard this.
In fact, yesterday morning, JoeScarborough was the first person to say
that these are deep fakes, thatthese are deep fake videos. He was
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the first person to say that yesterday, and then Coarine Jean Pierre at the
Press of vale Uh yesterday afternoon rightafter we finished radio. That's When she
dropped that, she was prompted bya reporter whose question was like thick with
butt kissing, Oh my gosh,yeah, you know, to make him
look like comparing, No, nobody'smaking him look anything so disgusting. I
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want to know how you how areyou going to digitally alter? First off,
if they were deep fakes, don'tyou think were you telling me he
wasn't in Italy? Are you tellingme he wasn't at G seven? Did
they just you know, bippity bobbityboo, Georgia Maloney and uh the Fumio
Kushita and uh Manuel mccron and allof these other world leaders that they just
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you know, digitally dropped them intothe frame. The hell are you talking
about? You're telling me he wasan enormity. There's nothing about it that's
a defake. These are actual,real videos, which is why no one
else has stepped forward to go theseare fake videos. Because they're not fake
videos, Biden looks bad the end, and Democrats instead of actually taking accountability,
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which you're never going to do,it's all your fault. You're too
stupid to recognize that that's a fakevideo. Now they're not going to sit
here and show you what's fake aboutit. They're not going to do that.
No audio sound by ten. Listento this. This is another example.
This is Nicole Wallace on MSNBC.There's a growing and insidious trend in
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right wing media broadcasts, print,and social media. It is to take
highly misleading and selectively edited videos ofPresident Biden directly from Republican National Committee social
media accounts and then use those videosto spread messages virally to cast out on
President Biden's fitness for office. WhatI mean, his own the videos.
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It's Biden that's casting doubts on hisfitness for office. It's not the videos.
It's Biden in the videos, andthat's doing it. If you're going
to deep bake something, I thinkyou would go to a more extreme extreme.
I think this is just it's thisis though, They're just they're lying
to you at this point. Theseare the people, by the way,
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I think it's funny they these arethe people who did the Russian collusion,
the laptop and the pandemic, allthat nonsense, all those narratives, all
that brainwashing, all of that.Those are the same They the same people
who lie to you about actual evidence. They had fifty one. It was
that fifty one thirty one. Membersof the Intel community lie to your face,
and they knew they were lying toyour face. But they're going to
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get mad because you're showing actual videosof Biden falling all over the place and
looking otherwise poorly. I mean,this isn't rocket science to see that he's
different, that he's lost some ability, that he's lost a little you know,
motor skills, some cognitive ability.It's not rocket scientists to figure out.
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I mean, it makes him looklike he's I mean, he's bad
off. And now they're trying toprovda it up and tell you that,
oh, well, that's a deepfake. The same people who deep faked
you about the twenty sixteen election tryingto tell you about Russian collusion, the
same people who deep faked you aboutthe lockdown and pandemic, the same people
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who deep faked you about the laptopand all of those Intel officials signing on
to it. Now they want totell you that because you're seeing actual unedited
video, that that's the deep fake. Anything that's disadvantageous to them is the
deep fake. No trust them.The thing is is it looks worse that
they're trying to hide it, andit looks worse that they're lying about it.
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I mean, when you're watching peoplelike Georgia Maloney have to run after
him in a field, and whenyou're watching Fumio Kushida run towards them as
he takes a trip down some steps. That's not deep fake because then you're
involving other world leaders that never happened. But this just goes to show you
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how desperate they are. This looksbad, it looks bad, and it
is causing people who maybe were supportiveof Biden, but they weren't you know,
hardcore Biden fans, or however youwant to put it. It's making
those people question his ability, whichthen puts a seed of doubt into the
mind of that voter. And Democratsare trying to avoid that because they are
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having to claw. And we're goingto go over polling coming up, We're
going to do a deep dive insome polling and we're going to look at
a very new toss up state.It's a state that's been classified as a
toss up that I think plays intothe VP stakes, and I'm going to
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But this show goes to show youhow desperate Democrats are with all of
this, and they're they're freaking out. They don't know how else to deal
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with it, so they're going tolie to you and say, well,
it's a deep fake, but notdeep fakes. These they're absolutely not deep
fakes. They're real videos. Andthe other thing too, are they floating
this idea that it's a deep fakeso that they can I mean, because
remember some de fakes or felonies.In some contexts, they can be felonies.
Is this going to be actionable tothem? These are the same people
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that were trying to shut down socialmedia if you had questions about Ivermectin,
you know, like if you saidsomething you know Ivermectin, are we gonna
get penalized on YouTube by the fascistsif we say it? I mean,
they were the ones who were pressuringsocial media to censor people who were asking
questions about the lockdown and asking questionsabout shots and therapeutics, et cetera.
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I mean, that's it's bad.Everybody's in on this NBC. The Associated
Press Colin Rug noted that the APissued a fact check of the video of
Biden freezing up on stage and beinglet up by Obama, and there are
so many different angles to that video, and they all show the exact same
thing. Different videos from differentrent people, all showing the exact same thing.
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And they tried to say the claimwas this is how the AP put it.
Quote, Biden froze on stage duringhis fundraiser on Los Angeles on Saturday
night and had to be led awayby Obama. The facts Biden paused amid
cheers and applause as he exited thestage with his predecessor following an interview moderated
by late night host Jimmy Kimmel,And then they cited a source. Quote.
A source who helped organize and attendedthe fundraiser told the AP that there
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was nothing noteworthy about this moment andthat Obama wanted to be chummy by walking
off stage with Biden. Oh mygosh, that's literally what the AP did.
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You would probably mean, why timeslash Dana. They keep saying heat wave,
but I'm like, it's it's justit's summer, right, It's summer.
But they're saying it's a dangerous heatwave. That's all. We've been hearing
about super dangerous heat wave looming forover one hundred and thirty five million this
week. And they said it's goingto be in triple digits and it's going
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to be ninety degrees in Chicago orNew York City. It's gonna be ninety.
Well it is June, right,is that it might being unreasonable?
Come on, people, ninety degrees. It's gonna be like triple digits down
here, and that's normal. Butit's a dry heat so I feel like
they're really amping those up. Theyreally are. Justin Timberlake was busted for
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DWI in sag Harbor. According tothe New York Post, it was in
the Hamptons early in the morn Hewas apparently driving drunk. He blew a
stop sign sword out of his lane. He was pulled over in sag Harbor
just after midnight, charge of drivingwhile intoxicated, decided for running to stop
sign, failer to keep to hislane. He appeared in court looking rough.
They sat in a black baseball cap, but he was partying with friends
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at a hotel and a two minutewalk from the local police station before he
drove off. Can I just askand this is maybe was his wife with
him when he was partying? Whatis a grown ass father going out doing
partying and getting drunk at a hoteland then like driving off, Like you're
married and you've got kids. Whatis a man with you? Be a
man? Step the hell up andbe a man. I'm so tired of
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see he's like my age and he'sacting like a like a twenty one year
old, not even that I knowmore mature twenty one year olds. Is
that harsh? I like, growup, dude, you're midlife. You're
don't hunter biden it out? Man, good night, Let's see her tailand
past same sex marriage. Apparently they'rethe first Asian country to do so.
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Uh, dropping bodies is bigger thandropping F bombs. I had to laugh
at the story from The Hill.The headline Fauci says Trump dropped f bombs
during the twenty twenty COVID call,and it apparently was just very jarring to
Hockle from Labyrinth to Fauci, hesaid, you know, he goes,
I have a pretty thick skin.But getting yelled at by the president no
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matter how much he tells you thathe loves you, is not fun.
I mean Kane dropping bodies, droppingf bombs, which one's worse, just
asking for a lot of people.And Biden's title nine roll, Well,
apparently there's gonna it's because temporary temporarilyblocked the change to that over some alphabet
protections. We'll talk stick with us. Speaking of your tax dollars at work.
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From the Daily Wire, the Intelcommunity is celebrating Pride Month with free
trans flag manicures and philip Nex lectures. Yep, yep, taxpayer funded,
by the way, they're bringing inuh nail text to do trans flag manicures.
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I just heard half of the audiencejust choke and rage. I just
I could you hear it? Ohboy? Yeah, they you can participate
in a pride ally challenge learn froma non binary philipp Nex activist and uh
yeah, it's uh nine different PrideMonth activities. It's the Office of the
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Director of National Intelligence. Oh lookat that? How nice is that off?
Yeah that they're they're just you know, I mean, it's not like
we have anything else that we haveto worry about here in the United States.
I mean, it's not like wetwe're getting warnings about, oh my
gosh, we've got a we haveto worry about increased terror possibilities, et
cetera. I mean, you've gota daily uge at the border. You
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have, goodness, Chinese nationals thatwere crossing in a ton of Chinese nationals
just last night in this morning oncamera crossing into the United States, all
young men. You have terrorists thatwere coming in. You have people who
are raping children. There was aguy who's arrested a broad daylight because he
raped a thirteen year old. Therewas another guy who came in illegally from
El Salvador who raped and killed anotherof five. There's I mean, we
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keep going on and on and on, but hey, you know what,
it's more important that they have nailtexts textpayer funded to make sure that they
quote decorate you ready for Pride monthwith the option of celebrating pride or trans
flag colors in quote not even makingit up. Wow. So that's what
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they're focusing on. A whole monthfor this, a whole month. D
Day got one day and that wasit, one and done. This they
act like these people are more heroicthan the brave men who stormed the beaches
at Normandy. Oh, you havesex a certain way. You want to
pretend your penises a vagina, You'remore heroic than the heroes who storm the
beaches at Normandy. Instead of oneday, you get an entire month.
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Here, here's a taxpayer funded nailtech to go ahead and paint trans flag
colors on the staff members at theChecks and Notes Office of National Security.
Wow. Yeah, it's the Nailsand Crafts event. Not even making it
up. That's what your tax dollarsare paying for. How nice your tax
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dollars at work? But I loveit. It's all Republicans are mad over.
Everybody should be mad over their taxdollars being spent like this. Now,
speaking of culture, I don't knowif you guys saw this earlier.
I tweeted about it because, youknow, just to dovetail in with this
this insane story. I saw itfrom New York. It was New York
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Magazine. They said for our latestcover story. They said, we report
on the evolution of Republican women.Their wrath, sweetness, strength, and
subservience to the maga. Right observedNow, I was reading this piece.
I tried to I tried to getinto it. They literally, in the
first sentence admitted that they really couldn'tdefine what a woman was. Actually sorry,
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second sentence, they couldn't even definewhat a woman was. And then
they put a few and I thinkWan has the cover. Then they threw
this on the cover. The coveris I guess, like a I don't
know, like an amalgam of women, and it says our Republican women.
Okay. I feel like we're okaybecause we can define women. I feel
like if you can't define what awoman was, you might not be okay.
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That's kind of my thought on this. But they put this chick on
the cover, this like this piecedtogether. Guess what they think? A
Republican woman is on the cover,And I'm trying to figure out. She's
holding a chrumed out Tommy gun andI can't make fun of it enough.
I cannot. First off, wecan at least we can define women.
Secondly, who doesn't have a chrumedout ar Tommy assault rifle with a fully
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auto drum clip asine, high capacitydrum clip asine that holds hundreds of shells?
Who doesn't have that. That's sodumb. This is so dumb.
I feel like if you have toask, if you can't define what a
woman is, you might not beokay. Just saying, if you're upset
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because there's an attractive character in avideo game and she's a female, you
might be the woman who's not okay? You know what I mean? Just
feel like that needs to be saidbecause that's jeerus. But that's are they
okay? Are Republican women? Okay? That's how insulting, By the way,
is that? And I don't knowwho this chick is that road it,
I don't even care, But that'swhat the leftist female position always is.
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If you don't agree with us,then there's something about you that's not
okay. If you don't agree withus, then are you actually okay?
Is everything all right with you?Because we're the status quo and you don't
agree with us? Do you evenknow if you're a check? You may
not even be able to be qualifiedto speak on this if you don't know
whether or not your check, ordefine whether or not your chick saying that's
the stupidest gun ever. And also, where can I have one? Where
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can I get it. Thanks fortuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's
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make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida Man. Florida Man's brilliant plan to
hide in the ceiling was ruined byhis phone ringing in Pope County. Let's
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see Pope County sheriffs. They werelooking for this guy who broke into this
building. The individual had been evadingcapture due to his He had outstanding warrants,
and he hid in the ceiling ofhis workplace. And apparently while they
were looking for him, that's whenhis cell phone rang and they were able
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to apprehend him and take the individualinto custody. This was just earlier this
week. Yeah, that's yeah,that's maybe maybe put it on mute if
you're going to be doing crimes sayingyou know, or like silent mode.
Let's see this one. A drunkdude at Disney World punches some cast members
(01:07):
and then threatens others with a pole. I love how it was. I
love how it's described as two shirtlessmen. So this was an epcot in
Orlando. Two shirtless dudes assaulted.They punched a cast member and then threatened
other guests with a pole that oneof them ripped out of the ground.
(01:29):
Goodness, it's like some what isit drunk strength? The I just feel
like if you're fighting with someone andyou don't have a shirt on, you're
probably guilty of starting all of it, right, I mean you're just saying.
Yeah. So apparently one guy punchedan older lady cast member. The
other ripped a pole out of theground and started swinging it around and yelling
(01:52):
it and one person who was thereactually told police they thought it was part
of the show. So, Imean it's just a Orange County deputies handled
it. Yeah. I'm so sadthat there's no photos of this. I'd
say, you know, guys,do a stall favor here. You know,
everybody's got a cell phone, right, be your own citizen journalist's get
us video. That's all I'm askingfor, right, I ran out of
(02:15):
time for this one. The otherday, a guy on a bike who
stole a tip jar that was fundraisingfor a baby. It was at a
diner. It was a baby fundraiser, and they literally just ran up and
stole the donation jar. I meanbiked up right, pedaled up. Yeah.
They said that deputies were asking fortheir help, people's help trying to
find the thief because apparently, Imean, he took two thousand dollars.
(02:35):
They were raising money for the kitchenmanager who had our baby two months early,
and then he rode away with iton his bike. And yeah,
and they said that it was crazybecause the guy was looking at the sign,
reading it and seeing what it wasfor, and then he still took
it anyway, So the diner's stillcollecting money, but they're putting the cash
in a safe place and nobody cansteal it. That's sad. That's sad.
(02:57):
It was like for their babies inNeo NATA neo, like an intensive
care neonatal unit. That's just sosad. Let's see this Florida street racer
driving eighty miles per hour goes airborne, lands in a canal and it's all
caught on camera. Lands where thegators live. Just want to point that
out. He was racing eighty milesper hour residential neighborhood, lost control of
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his car and it was a challenger. How are you going to do your
challenger like that? So, ohmy gosh, and a challenger at landed.
He was racing a Mercedes and theywere trying to see who could be
dumber faster, so it went rightinto the canal. There's video of it
too. There was a guy likeoutside in his yard and then there's a
car that comes flying in and theguy's running away because he sees it coming
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that have been exited to make thepresident up here especially frail or mentally confused.
I'm wondering if the White Houses especiallyworried about the fact that this disappears
to be a pattern everything more fromYeah, we and I think you all
have called this the cheap fakes video, and that's exactly what they are.
They are cheap fakes video. Theyare done in bad faith. Uh and
(05:27):
and some of your news organization havehave been very clear, have stressed that
these right wing, the white wingcritics of the president have a credibility problem
because of the fact checkers have repeatedlycaught them pushing misinformation, disinformation, and
so we see this and this issomething coming from from your your part of
(05:48):
the world, calling them cheap fakesand misinformation who the House and the Washington
Post where they wrote they wrote aboutOkay, that's Currie Jean Pierre. Yesterday
that gem was dry right after wedeparted and we left the microphone. Now
we're back together again. Welcome tothe program. Dana last year with you
on the Cheap Fakes edition of TheDanger Show. Top of the first hour.
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We're gonna be insufferable today, justto let you know, it's good
to be with you. Let's allsit together and just talk smack. You
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get lots of good stuff up there. Okay, so can we for real
like had this conversation here. Firstoff, not to be not to be
the language police, but the hellis a cheap fake? Is that a
word? She just? Is thata word? Missus Nordstrom pipeline just came
up with? Amerititus tyranny? Isthat what she just came up with?
The CISA Puadrey crowd. That's socheap fakes? Right? Because they did
(06:57):
she Was that a turn of phrasethat they came up with or did she
just mess it up? I genuinelywant to know. This was like the
first thing I was thinking of.I'm like, did they mess that up
on purpose? Or is that justis that another Nordstrum pipeline thing from her?
What do you think? Do youthink that they did that because they
thought it was a fun turn ofphrase? Do you k do you?
(07:19):
I don't. I haven't heard anyoneelse say you. I know that's that's
the only other thing. So likewhen you search for it on the internet,
it's just KJP saying it. Ithink she messed up. I think
it is a situation where she justmessed up. Yeah, that's so bad.
It's like, no offense. Idon't think she's listening. I have
to look around like she's going tooperate in the studio. So like Nana
(07:42):
right constantly, if Nana, ifthere is a name that can be gotten
wrong, Nana will get it wrong. And sometimes it's like she's she is
the she was the original Starbucks namewriter on the cup person first, right,
she will purposely mess up your nameif it's Mark, you know,
with a with a what is itMark? There was the one joke who
(08:03):
was Mark with a C and itliterally just said see on the cup,
like they just wrote C on thecup. Like it's just the goofyest thing
I've ever seen. But if Nanacould always get names wrong, always gets
names wrong, not always could likestill does. And I just like,
I'm I feel like I'm talking toNana sometimes when I hear that, I'm
like, nobody says cheap fakes.Nobody says that that's not a word.
Anybody says, like, where's thiseven coming from? But this is how
(08:26):
freaked out they are. First off, we all know what a deep fake
is. Correct, Okay, weall know what a deep fake is.
A deep fake is an actual likeedited video. It is a it's a
it's a manipulated, artificially enhanced orsomething whatever video, and so we know
what those are. They're fake andit's I mean sometimes it's like a I
(08:52):
generated or whatever. It's a fakevideo though, fake video, fake concept,
fake everything. And in some instances, isn't it a felony? Isn't
doing deep fakes a felony? Imagine? Yeah, it's kind of. That's
kind of the question I have.I'm like, I feel like it's you
know, so this might be afelony here. Anyway. The reason I
(09:13):
bring this up is because cheap fakes, I don't even know what the hell
that is. But this isn't adeep fake. This is literally an actual
These are actual videos of Joe Bidenbeing awkward. They're actual videos of him,
and none of it is fake.It's all real. We can all
(09:33):
see it. And it's not thatit's been because see, the left used
to say selectively edited. That wastheir favorite phrase to say, selectively edited,
These selectively edited videos. Selectively edited, that's what they used to love
to say. But now now it'scheap fakes and deep fakes. So they're
they're freaking out because the videos havelooked bad. And these are actual videos.
(09:58):
These are you know, for realvideos, unedited videos, I mean,
nobody, I mean, that's nothow any of this works. So
she's taking issue with the videos thatcame from the Normandy ceremony and videos from
G seven in Italy, and thevideos of Biden have not been altered in
(10:22):
any way. They haven't been alteredin any way. It has been none
of that. And there are actualvideos of him being confused and falling downstairs
or struggling or something or whatever andotherwise looking generally concerning health wise. And
this, by the way, Iwant to point out that this is not
(10:43):
the first time this narrative, thisnew narrative, because clearly Democrats are freaking
out now and they have to convinceyou that what you're witnessing is actually not
what you're witnessing. And so thisisn't the first time that we heard this.
In fact, yesterday morning, JoeScarborough was the first person to say
that these are deep fakes, thatthese are deep fake videos. He was
(11:05):
the first person to say that yesterday, and then Coarine Jean Pierre at the
Press of vale Uh yesterday afternoon rightafter we finished radio. That's When she
dropped that, she was prompted bya reporter whose question was like thick with
butt kissing, Oh my gosh,yeah, you know, to make him
look like comparing, No, nobody'smaking him look anything so disgusting. I
(11:28):
want to know how you how areyou going to digitally alter? First off,
if they were deep fakes, don'tyou think were you telling me he
wasn't in Italy? Are you tellingme he wasn't at G seven? Did
they just you know, bippity bobbityboo, Georgia Maloney and uh the Fumio
Kushita and uh Manuel mccron and allof these other world leaders that they just
(11:50):
you know, digitally dropped them intothe frame. The hell are you talking
about? You're telling me he wasan enormity. There's nothing about it that's
a defake. These are actual,real videos, which is why no one
else has stepped forward to go theseare fake videos. Because they're not fake
videos, Biden looks bad the end, and Democrats instead of actually taking accountability,
(12:11):
which you're never going to do,it's all your fault. You're too
stupid to recognize that that's a fakevideo. Now they're not going to sit
here and show you what's fake aboutit. They're not going to do that.
No audio sound by ten. Listento this. This is another example.
This is Nicole Wallace on MSNBC.There's a growing and insidious trend in
(12:31):
right wing media broadcasts, print,and social media. It is to take
highly misleading and selectively edited videos ofPresident Biden directly from Republican National Committee social
media accounts and then use those videosto spread messages virally to cast out on
President Biden's fitness for office. WhatI mean, his own the videos.
(12:54):
It's Biden that's casting doubts on hisfitness for office. It's not the videos.
It's Biden in the videos, andthat's doing it. If you're going
to deep bake something, I thinkyou would go to a more extreme extreme.
I think this is just it's thisis though, They're just they're lying
to you at this point. Theseare the people, by the way,
(13:16):
I think it's funny they these arethe people who did the Russian collusion,
the laptop and the pandemic, allthat nonsense, all those narratives, all
that brainwashing, all of that.Those are the same They the same people
who lie to you about actual evidence. They had fifty one. It was
that fifty one thirty one. Membersof the Intel community lie to your face,
and they knew they were lying toyour face. But they're going to
(13:39):
get mad because you're showing actual videosof Biden falling all over the place and
looking otherwise poorly. I mean,this isn't rocket science to see that he's
different, that he's lost some ability, that he's lost a little you know,
motor skills, some cognitive ability.It's not rocket scientists to figure out.
(14:01):
I mean, it makes him looklike he's I mean, he's bad
off. And now they're trying toprovda it up and tell you that,
oh, well, that's a deepfake. The same people who deep faked
you about the twenty sixteen election tryingto tell you about Russian collusion, the
same people who deep faked you aboutthe lockdown and pandemic, the same people
(14:22):
who deep faked you about the laptopand all of those Intel officials signing on
to it. Now they want totell you that because you're seeing actual unedited
video, that that's the deep fake. Anything that's disadvantageous to them is the
deep fake. No trust them.The thing is is it looks worse that
they're trying to hide it, andit looks worse that they're lying about it.
(14:46):
I mean, when you're watching peoplelike Georgia Maloney have to run after
him in a field, and whenyou're watching Fumio Kushida run towards them as
he takes a trip down some steps. That's not deep fake because then you're
involving other world leaders that never happened. But this just goes to show you
(15:09):
how desperate they are. This looksbad, it looks bad, and it
is causing people who maybe were supportiveof Biden, but they weren't you know,
hardcore Biden fans, or however youwant to put it. It's making
those people question his ability, whichthen puts a seed of doubt into the
mind of that voter. And Democratsare trying to avoid that because they are
(15:33):
having to claw. And we're goingto go over polling coming up, We're
going to do a deep dive insome polling and we're going to look at
a very new toss up state.It's a state that's been classified as a
toss up that I think plays intothe VP stakes, and I'm going to
unpack that for you. If yousign up, to the newsletter the over
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But this show goes to show youhow desperate Democrats are with all of
this, and they're they're freaking out. They don't know how else to deal
(15:56):
with it, so they're going tolie to you and say, well,
it's a deep fake, but notdeep fakes. These they're absolutely not deep
fakes. They're real videos. Andthe other thing too, are they floating
this idea that it's a deep fakeso that they can I mean, because
remember some de fakes or felonies.In some contexts, they can be felonies.
Is this going to be actionable tothem? These are the same people
(16:17):
that were trying to shut down socialmedia if you had questions about Ivermectin,
you know, like if you saidsomething you know Ivermectin, are we gonna
get penalized on YouTube by the fascistsif we say it? I mean,
they were the ones who were pressuringsocial media to censor people who were asking
questions about the lockdown and asking questionsabout shots and therapeutics, et cetera.
(16:42):
I mean, that's it's bad.Everybody's in on this NBC. The Associated
Press Colin Rug noted that the APissued a fact check of the video of
Biden freezing up on stage and beinglet up by Obama, and there are
so many different angles to that video, and they all show the exact same
thing. Different videos from differentrent people, all showing the exact same thing.
(17:02):
And they tried to say the claimwas this is how the AP put it.
Quote, Biden froze on stage duringhis fundraiser on Los Angeles on Saturday
night and had to be led awayby Obama. The facts Biden paused amid
cheers and applause as he exited thestage with his predecessor following an interview moderated
by late night host Jimmy Kimmel,And then they cited a source. Quote.
A source who helped organize and attendedthe fundraiser told the AP that there
(17:26):
was nothing noteworthy about this moment andthat Obama wanted to be chummy by walking
off stage with Biden. Oh mygosh, that's literally what the AP did.
That's how the AP spun this.I agree with Annie Oakley who said,
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as naturally as they know how tohandle babies. Now, I myself regularly
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me, has had the hours oftraining that I've had, or it feels
comfortable around firearms due to years ofuse, or maybe they're by a gun
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You would probably mean, why timeslash Dana. They keep saying heat wave,
but I'm like, it's it's justit's summer, right, It's summer.
But they're saying it's a dangerous heatwave. That's all. We've been hearing
about super dangerous heat wave looming forover one hundred and thirty five million this
week. And they said it's goingto be in triple digits and it's going
(18:56):
to be ninety degrees in Chicago orNew York City. It's gonna be ninety.
Well it is June, right,is that it might being unreasonable?
Come on, people, ninety degrees. It's gonna be like triple digits down
here, and that's normal. Butit's a dry heat so I feel like
they're really amping those up. Theyreally are. Justin Timberlake was busted for
(19:18):
DWI in sag Harbor. According tothe New York Post, it was in
the Hamptons early in the morn Hewas apparently driving drunk. He blew a
stop sign sword out of his lane. He was pulled over in sag Harbor
just after midnight, charge of drivingwhile intoxicated, decided for running to stop
sign, failer to keep to hislane. He appeared in court looking rough.
They sat in a black baseball cap, but he was partying with friends
(19:42):
at a hotel and a two minutewalk from the local police station before he
drove off. Can I just askand this is maybe was his wife with
him when he was partying? Whatis a grown ass father going out doing
partying and getting drunk at a hoteland then like driving off, Like you're
married and you've got kids. Whatis a man with you? Be a
man? Step the hell up andbe a man. I'm so tired of
(20:03):
see he's like my age and he'sacting like a like a twenty one year
old, not even that I knowmore mature twenty one year olds. Is
that harsh? I like, growup, dude, you're midlife. You're
don't hunter biden it out? Man, good night, Let's see her tailand
past same sex marriage. Apparently they'rethe first Asian country to do so.
(20:25):
Uh, dropping bodies is bigger thandropping F bombs. I had to laugh
at the story from The Hill.The headline Fauci says Trump dropped f bombs
during the twenty twenty COVID call,and it apparently was just very jarring to
Hockle from Labyrinth to Fauci, hesaid, you know, he goes,
I have a pretty thick skin.But getting yelled at by the president no
(20:47):
matter how much he tells you thathe loves you, is not fun.
I mean Kane dropping bodies, droppingf bombs, which one's worse, just
asking for a lot of people.And Biden's title nine roll, Well,
apparently there's gonna it's because temporary temporarilyblocked the change to that over some alphabet
protections. We'll talk stick with us. Speaking of your tax dollars at work.
(21:08):
From the Daily Wire, the Intelcommunity is celebrating Pride Month with free
trans flag manicures and philip Nex lectures. Yep, yep, taxpayer funded,
by the way, they're bringing inuh nail text to do trans flag manicures.
(21:30):
I just heard half of the audiencejust choke and rage. I just
I could you hear it? Ohboy? Yeah, they you can participate
in a pride ally challenge learn froma non binary philipp Nex activist and uh
yeah, it's uh nine different PrideMonth activities. It's the Office of the
(21:52):
Director of National Intelligence. Oh lookat that? How nice is that off?
Yeah that they're they're just you know, I mean, it's not like
we have anything else that we haveto worry about here in the United States.
I mean, it's not like wetwe're getting warnings about, oh my
gosh, we've got a we haveto worry about increased terror possibilities, et
cetera. I mean, you've gota daily uge at the border. You
(22:15):
have, goodness, Chinese nationals thatwere crossing in a ton of Chinese nationals
just last night in this morning oncamera crossing into the United States, all
young men. You have terrorists thatwere coming in. You have people who
are raping children. There was aguy who's arrested a broad daylight because he
raped a thirteen year old. Therewas another guy who came in illegally from
El Salvador who raped and killed anotherof five. There's I mean, we
(22:36):
keep going on and on and on, but hey, you know what,
it's more important that they have nailtexts textpayer funded to make sure that they
quote decorate you ready for Pride monthwith the option of celebrating pride or trans
flag colors in quote not even makingit up. Wow. So that's what
(22:59):
they're focusing on. A whole monthfor this, a whole month. D
Day got one day and that wasit, one and done. This they
act like these people are more heroicthan the brave men who stormed the beaches
at Normandy. Oh, you havesex a certain way. You want to
pretend your penises a vagina, You'remore heroic than the heroes who storm the
beaches at Normandy. Instead of oneday, you get an entire month.
(23:22):
Here, here's a taxpayer funded nailtech to go ahead and paint trans flag
colors on the staff members at theChecks and Notes Office of National Security.
Wow. Yeah, it's the Nailsand Crafts event. Not even making it
up. That's what your tax dollarsare paying for. How nice your tax
(23:44):
dollars at work? But I loveit. It's all Republicans are mad over.
Everybody should be mad over their taxdollars being spent like this. Now,
speaking of culture, I don't knowif you guys saw this earlier.
I tweeted about it because, youknow, just to dovetail in with this
this insane story. I saw itfrom New York. It was New York
(24:06):
Magazine. They said for our latestcover story. They said, we report
on the evolution of Republican women.Their wrath, sweetness, strength, and
subservience to the maga. Right observedNow, I was reading this piece.
I tried to I tried to getinto it. They literally, in the
first sentence admitted that they really couldn'tdefine what a woman was. Actually sorry,
(24:30):
second sentence, they couldn't even definewhat a woman was. And then
they put a few and I thinkWan has the cover. Then they threw
this on the cover. The coveris I guess, like a I don't
know, like an amalgam of women, and it says our Republican women.
Okay. I feel like we're okaybecause we can define women. I feel
like if you can't define what awoman was, you might not be okay.
(24:52):
That's kind of my thought on this. But they put this chick on
the cover, this like this piecedtogether. Guess what they think? A
Republican woman is on the cover,And I'm trying to figure out. She's
holding a chrumed out Tommy gun andI can't make fun of it enough.
I cannot. First off, wecan at least we can define women.
Secondly, who doesn't have a chrumedout ar Tommy assault rifle with a fully
(25:18):
auto drum clip asine, high capacitydrum clip asine that holds hundreds of shells?
Who doesn't have that. That's sodumb. This is so dumb.
I feel like if you have toask, if you can't define what a
woman is, you might not beokay. Just saying, if you're upset
(25:40):
because there's an attractive character in avideo game and she's a female, you
might be the woman who's not okay? You know what I mean? Just
feel like that needs to be saidbecause that's jeerus. But that's are they
okay? Are Republican women? Okay? That's how insulting, By the way,
is that? And I don't knowwho this chick is that road it,
I don't even care, But that'swhat the leftist female position always is.
(26:06):
If you don't agree with us,then there's something about you that's not
okay. If you don't agree withus, then are you actually okay?
Is everything all right with you?Because we're the status quo and you don't
agree with us? Do you evenknow if you're a check? You may
not even be able to be qualifiedto speak on this if you don't know
whether or not your check, ordefine whether or not your chick saying that's
the stupidest gun ever. And also, where can I have one? Where
(26:30):
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