June 25, 2024 • 21 mins
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(00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. I have to really quickly
share with you this one story Floridawoman Amberson and about the worst parking job
ever. In Clearwater, Florida,police charge a driver with the DUI because
(00:23):
he parked his car. I hadto make sure that it wasn't a woman
pretending to be a man. Heparked his car off like it was hanging
off a pier. Like literally thefront tires were over the wall and it
was hanging off. The driver,thirty year old Matthew Adams faces a dui.
(00:45):
I what was he following Google Maps? Like? What was the problem?
He literally parked, that's what hesaid. He parked behind Pure House
sixty on Coronado Drive. It wasa Lexus RX Lexus r X. I
mean, I can't believe it didn'tfall in because the front tires are both
over the concrete wall. But okay, that's you know, all right,
(01:10):
let's see that. Jeez, FoxFox thirty five Arliando, a Florida man
exposes himself during a road rage incident, screamed and looked away in fear.
Wait who did James? Of course, his name is James Box fifty six.
He was arrested in charge with exposureof his sexual secks h u L
sexual organs after an incident he wasdriving on the highway. People should not
(01:36):
be doing more than one thing whendriving, and the one thing they should
be doing is driving. Don't beon your phone, don't be putting makeup
on, don't be exposing your sexualorgans. To paint the law in the
highway, they said that there wasanother driver in a Kia Optima. I
don't know why they felt like itwas important to mention that, but there
was another driver that it was aroad rage incident. They said that the
(01:57):
driver swerved around them, cut themoff, and that was Box, the
driver of the key Optima, andthen Box through objects at the other driver's
vehicle while screaming, and then lateron in the highway he began to charge
the other driver. I'm trying tofigure out how this happens while you're driving.
He pulled his shorts down and exposedhis franken beans. According to the
(02:19):
police Affidavid, this is my favoritepart of the story. The victims advised
two victims advice. They screamed andlooked away in fear when the defendant exposed
himself. So how are you drivingon the road and you're doing this?
The article is unclear? How doesthat happen? So they was arrested leader
(02:39):
that afternoon by deputies. He deniedeven involved. He goes, they must
be confused. He posted one thousanddollars bond and he's out. I don't
know, man, he know exactly? How can I be honest? He
looks like he would do that.He's got a neck tat and he's got
(03:01):
crazy eyes. And when a mannormally, if a man has crazy ice,
he's just crazy. But the necktat, that's like having a tramp
stamp and crazy eyes, you seewhat I mean. Like it's a variable
that escalates the danger up by alevel. Right, so he is like
powered up one. So he's gotplus necktat, you know, necktat power.
(03:22):
All right? Uh? Oh,I got more. I got more.
Florida man went to the beach searchingfor sea turtle nests. Found found
Oh, he found almost five milliondollars in cocaine. Instead. It's a
good thing he got it. Notthose sea turtles are Hunter Biden. He
went, now, Hunter Biden's gonnabe interested in sea turtles. Watch this
guy discovered seventy pounds of cocaine,just like out on the beach. He
went looking, isn't it? Aren'tyou not supposed to look for sea turtle's
(03:45):
nest? So was this guy admittingto like committing a crime? All he
can't take? But can you look? How do you find? He found
cocaine bricks four point eight million.They think that it washed up on the
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like green, nuney purple is spiritbaby, I want to vomit. So
that is that's what Nickelodeon apparently isdoing for Alphabet month. And so you
have this hefty dude who the songis horrible. It's audible, aids it
is It's audible aids who sings aboutthis stuff. I just want to be
shut your dumb mouth, please,just shut your dumb mouth. Just shut
(06:05):
up. That's what I want tosing. And then like going through all
the colors, like in Greatest forGrass. Shut up. That's so stupid.
You're just making stuff up. Nowthis good grief. Welcome back to
the program. I had to watchthis so you do too. This is
what happens if you feed an umbalumpa after midnight. I was wondering,
(06:26):
see how I wove in the grimones and numbling. I didn't have to
explain it. You get it.Danea' last here with you. You're yeah,
just keep it going on. Ihad to watch this so everyone else
does also. I did. Canyou imagine if your kid was like you
walked in and your kid was watchingthis, Oh my gosh. I did
not allow my kids to just watchtelevision like I. If they wanted to
(06:48):
watch something, especially if like Iwas when they were little, If I
was in the kitchen and I waslike doing something, if I had if
I was writing an article or whateverit was, Uh, if they did
I'd watched something, I'd put ina veggietails disc like the old school veggietail
stuff, and they could watch that, and then I knew that there wasn't
gonna be anything weird that popped upor anything that we hadn't discussed or something,
(07:09):
you know. But I just don'tunderstand the point of trying to like
do this to kids. And ifthey're young enough where you have to teach
them colors with this stuff, they'retoo young to understand your sexual fetishes,
because that's what all of this islike based on. It's based on sexual
fetishes, and people who tell youotherwise they're lying to you and they're pretending,
and it's insulting to everyone. Sojust stop it. This is the
(07:31):
complete opposite of behind closed doors,none of your business, which was how
I was raised. That's what howall of us nineties kids were raised,
like when people who came to agein the nineties, all of us who
were teenagers in the nineties, thisis how we were raised that way,
that if it goes, whatever isbehind closed doors is people's business, et
(07:54):
cetera. That was the don't ask, don't tell era. Now it's in
your face and you have to applaud, you have to cheer in a plot
it's totally different. So you cansee why. You know, a lot
of folks are thinking, what thisis totally the opposite of what you told
(08:15):
us. It's completely the opposite.It's gotten so predictable and it's so overrepresented
that it's making people resentful because you'rejust it's condescending at this point. But
this whole thing, that's just whatwould you do, Kane, if you
walked in and your kids were watchingthat, that wouldn't happen. You know.
(08:35):
Actually, my kids, the cartoonsthat I had exposed them to were
the old Hannah Barbaria and Warner Brothers. Yeah, we had on VHS and
then later on DVD, but that'swhat they grew up with. And then
the only thing that really that Ithought was funny and on TV at the
time when it first came out wasSpongeBob. That was pretty good, and
(08:58):
when they were really young watching Inever had problem with SpongeBob. SpongeBob just
like was legit. I hear somefamilies had issues with the Simpsons, but
I always let my kids watch theSimpsons. I never really had an issue
with the Simpsons. He'd say,eat my shorts, And I remember when
as an elementary school that was abig thing that you weren't. Oh my
god, it say mean. I'mlike, there's now it's like worse.
Now people are cutting their willies off. It's like way worse. Well,
is this world evolved? It's nojoke, right, good night? But
(09:20):
this has been all month. Youcan't even enjoy June because everyone's throwing rainbows
at you. Did you say that'sdid you applaud all? Everything is covered
in rainbows and it's just annoying,and it's all signaling we support how these
people have the sex yay us,Look how open minded we are. And
then if you're like, can youleave the kids out of it? Then
(09:41):
they accuse you of attacking them.And I just kind of feel like if
you react that way to being toldto leave the kids alone, then maybe
you should be told to leave thekids alone, because that's weird. And
most people don't try to make lecturingto children about sexual proclivities part of an
advocate. Why is that the hillthat everybody wants to die on? I
(10:03):
don't get it. It is theweirdest thing to me. Now, it's
like, no, we're gonna makeyour kids stop. I still like that
one drag queen that told Jesse Watersthat he said that any drag queen that's
performing for kids is basically, well, is a basic b drag queen who
(10:24):
has no talent and can't get anevening show, which I thought was hysterical,
Like if kids are your audience,he said, if kids are your
audience, and you're a horrible dragqueen and also probably a pedophile name.
Also, if this was such ajoyful lifestyle and all that, why aren't
they like, why are they suchangry bitches? Right? If they're so
joyful and it's all about pride,why are you so hateful? Why aren't
(10:46):
they encouraging them to go in frontof these like crowds of elderly people who
like they no longer get visited byfamily anymore. Why don't we see any
outreach by the drag queens to theelderly, well, because we're trying to
keep them live. Look, Iget not shocked at the death putting in
front of kids, though, yeah, because it's weird. But I get
it that you think that old peoplearen't innocent, but you shouldn't do that
(11:09):
to them. Kane, if youtook this lunch box and set him before
an elderly woman, you'd give hera heart attack. That it's not fair.
Not all old people are in thisway. If you set that one
thing that had that one due thathad eyes like that click beetle, and
you put that in front of anold man, that old man would have
a heart attack. He'd be like, the hell is this? I don't
know. I think your eyesight inyour old age is a little diminished,
(11:30):
so that may be helpful for theold people to see exaggerated makeup, like
well done, Colley, I'm goingto have it. Not fair telling you
what, but it's the whole monthmore In Normandy, the observance of D
Day got a day, and thenfourth of July you get a day a
day Independence Day. It should beIndependence month. You get Independence Day.
(11:54):
You should have Independence Day and thenokay, here's a whole month of independent
celebrations and that's about the creation ofour republic. Now you get a whole
month for how people choose to getit out. And I'm so done with
it. It's annoying at this point. Go Lee and the people like strain.
Don't put your murals on the asphalt. If you don't want people to
drive over them, although I wouldthink that skid marks are part of the
(12:15):
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probably miss. It's time for Dana'sQuick five. So Julie Nosages, while
he's walking free, pled guilty ina deal with the United States and he
was able to walk out of hisincarceration. He was in a tiny little
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That's going to allow him to walkfree, resolve a long running legal
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left the British prison Monday. Nowit's interesting he's appearing in like one of
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an Espionage Act charge of conspiring towillfully obtain and disseminate quassified national info.
(14:11):
And so that's there's a video ofhim walking out and leaving and he gets
to go with his wife and kids, so that'll be interesting to see.
There's it's a very it's a verycomplex story, and there's no there's a
lot of gray in the story.MTV news is gone. By the way,
Kurt Loder, I grew up withhim as my anchor man and then
later as a grown person. Hetaught me about the pork role in Taylor
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Ham, which I'm going to sayboth of the words. So I'm not
showing favoritism to one phrase or another, because God love you New Jersey people,
you will go to war over this. And it's and I've made reference
to one and not the other.And I've heard from you it's like I
beat a baby steal on camera orsomething. It's crazy anyway, So MTV
News they knut their site and twentyyears of content is gone, which is
(15:00):
dumb that they did that because thatwas actually some of the some of the
best stuff that they did. Honestly, let's see now experts, because everything
is stupid, are asking whether ornot milk is racist as a part of
a taxpayer funded research project. I'mnot kidding you. Into a connection between
milk and colonialism. Pay me sixfigures and I can tell you. I
will tell you. Give me sixfigures, and I'll tell you if things
(15:22):
are racist or not. I willtake that money. You know what,
Caine, Let's give the government adiscount. Give me five give me what
what is it mid six figures.Let's say it's five hundred thousand, I'll
take. I'll take two fifty.Give me two fifty and I'll can publish.
Yeah, I'll tell you whether ornot something is racist time. Basically,
(15:43):
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The title of it is called milkingIt, Colonialism and heritage. I hate
everything. Let's see. Ooh,please, NASA predict there's an asteroid.
(16:07):
Guy's got a seventy two percent chanceof hitting Earth. In Dallas's list,
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this seventy two percent chance. They'renot expecting one. They just said that
(16:27):
it could happen soon. Tease stickwith us. So yes, you know,
eggs and milk, and they werein grocery things that were up.
It has gone down. It hasgone down since twenty twenty two. Gas
prices because of the actions that thispresident took. And let's not forget there
was an an invasion, but Russiadid into it did obviously into Ukraine.
(16:48):
That caused gas prices to tick up. The president took action, tap the
SPR, and we saw gas pricesgoing down. Oh my god, President
has met the moment. Oh mygosh. You only released like what enough
up from the SPR, the StrategicPatrol and Reserve. What was it like
enough barrels of oil for like andday and and that's he brought gas prices
(17:14):
down because he released enough from theu SPR that it actually got us through
the three quarters of the day.No, but stop it, stop it.
Welcome back to the program, Dan, I'll last year with you.
That's Curney Jean Pierre. I'm anorange today. That's why I accidentally wore
(17:34):
this color because it's a caution colorand I don't like caution. On the
way here today, though, Idid see a big increase in gas prices,
like twenty cent increase. But that'sbig greed, Kine, is it?
Yeah, it is big greed.They're like, these prices seem too
low a propos of nothing. Iwant to jack them up. That's what
(17:56):
they think. You don't know that, but that's how big greed things came.
Oh, learning something new every day, I'm telling you what. So
welcome back to the radio program.You can listen Coast to Coach. You
can watch the simulcast on x channelthree forty seven, Direct TV, Rumble
YouTube, Faith Book ever Worth watchus. I saw that and I couldn't
(18:19):
send it fast enough. By theway to audio. At first, I
thought I messed it out the audiochannel and slack, I was like,
I made this. I want thataudio. The grocery. There were grocery
things that went up and now they'vegone down. Like what's gone down?
Kareem? Tell me that you've neverwalked into a grocery store without telling me
you've never walked into a grocery store, Just go ahead and tell me it's
prices are exorbitant. It's ridiculous.I'm not even gonna just tell you the
(18:44):
price of like basic everyday essentials,eggs have increased. I went through tons
of eggs over the weekend we had. We don't really we see our parents
like twice a year, and ourparents came to my husband's parents came to
stay with us for a Father's Dayand and all that stuff. And I
think I made I mean I forbreakfast. I went through a whole thing
at eggs, and as I wasdoing it, I was doing the math
(19:07):
of what the eggs cost now asopposed to what they cost previously, and
then the butter that I went through, and I'm like doing like who she
doesn't go into a grocery store andsee this stuff. It's shocking. It
really is shocking to see how muchless your dollar goes now as opposed to
(19:30):
what you know, how much youcould purchase the purchase power that you had
prior. That's the invisible tax.We're not even getting into the other tax,
as this administration wants to throw oneverybody. That's the invisible tax,
and they keep going. But underDonald Trump, the deficit was grown.
No one's saying that Republicans weren't spendingbig under Trump. I mean I was
the one who was talking about that, because in conjunction with the tax cuts,
(19:53):
I said, if you guys aregoing to give tax cuts, you
have to cut spending, because ifyou don't cut spending, then what ends
up happening is Democrats are going toturn around and say that tax cuts costs,
which is going to infuriate all ofus who can do math, and
then they're going to use that asjustification to raise taxes. Audio sound bite
eight. This is what Yahoo hadasked Jeanet Yellen. They asked her if
(20:17):
she was gone to the grocery store. Listen, Secretary Yllan, have you
been to the grocery store lately?I sure have. Like the way every
week, it's sticker shock, isn'tit. I just when you look at
shipping costs, those have come down. Global food commodity prices have also come
down, but food prices still remainhigh. I know they're not rising at
the rate that they were last year. But they're still up twenty percent from
(20:40):
pre COVID. And you know whatthe administration says, it's a big grocery
store. What. Oh yeah,it's big, big supermarket. See it's
what they did. Big supermarket waslike, you know what, people are
affording too much, let's just aproposof nothing, check up prices. That
is literally what the administration size.They blame this on big Supermarket. Like
(21:04):
there's a big supermarket guy with agold nugget ring sitting there at his big
o' mahogany desk, going, youknow what, we need to get more
money, We need to raise theseThat's not how any of this works,
because they would be out of business, number one, they wouldn't be able
to compete. But this is directlyas a result of the incessant spending.
(21:25):
The tax increases, and now wesee inflation. That's what's limiting purchase power.
That's what all of this is.Thanks for tuning in to today's edition
of Dana Lash's Absurd Foot podcast.If you haven't already, made sure to
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his laugh mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. I have to really quickly
share with you this one story Floridawoman Amberson and about the worst parking job
ever. In Clearwater, Florida,police charge a driver with the DUI because
(00:23):
he parked his car. I hadto make sure that it wasn't a woman
pretending to be a man. Heparked his car off like it was hanging
off a pier. Like literally thefront tires were over the wall and it
was hanging off. The driver,thirty year old Matthew Adams faces a dui.
(00:45):
I what was he following Google Maps? Like? What was the problem?
He literally parked, that's what hesaid. He parked behind Pure House
sixty on Coronado Drive. It wasa Lexus RX Lexus r X. I
mean, I can't believe it didn'tfall in because the front tires are both
over the concrete wall. But okay, that's you know, all right,
(01:10):
let's see that. Jeez, FoxFox thirty five Arliando, a Florida man
exposes himself during a road rage incident, screamed and looked away in fear.
Wait who did James? Of course, his name is James Box fifty six.
He was arrested in charge with exposureof his sexual secks h u L
sexual organs after an incident he wasdriving on the highway. People should not
(01:36):
be doing more than one thing whendriving, and the one thing they should
be doing is driving. Don't beon your phone, don't be putting makeup
on, don't be exposing your sexualorgans. To paint the law in the
highway, they said that there wasanother driver in a Kia Optima. I
don't know why they felt like itwas important to mention that, but there
was another driver that it was aroad rage incident. They said that the
(01:57):
driver swerved around them, cut themoff, and that was Box, the
driver of the key Optima, andthen Box through objects at the other driver's
vehicle while screaming, and then lateron in the highway he began to charge
the other driver. I'm trying tofigure out how this happens while you're driving.
He pulled his shorts down and exposedhis franken beans. According to the
(02:19):
police Affidavid, this is my favoritepart of the story. The victims advised
two victims advice. They screamed andlooked away in fear when the defendant exposed
himself. So how are you drivingon the road and you're doing this?
The article is unclear? How doesthat happen? So they was arrested leader
(02:39):
that afternoon by deputies. He deniedeven involved. He goes, they must
be confused. He posted one thousanddollars bond and he's out. I don't
know, man, he know exactly? How can I be honest? He
looks like he would do that.He's got a neck tat and he's got
(03:01):
crazy eyes. And when a mannormally, if a man has crazy ice,
he's just crazy. But the necktat, that's like having a tramp
stamp and crazy eyes, you seewhat I mean. Like it's a variable
that escalates the danger up by alevel. Right, so he is like
powered up one. So he's gotplus necktat, you know, necktat power.
(03:22):
All right? Uh? Oh,I got more. I got more.
Florida man went to the beach searchingfor sea turtle nests. Found found
Oh, he found almost five milliondollars in cocaine. Instead. It's a
good thing he got it. Notthose sea turtles are Hunter Biden. He
went, now, Hunter Biden's gonnabe interested in sea turtles. Watch this
guy discovered seventy pounds of cocaine,just like out on the beach. He
went looking, isn't it? Aren'tyou not supposed to look for sea turtle's
(03:45):
nest? So was this guy admittingto like committing a crime? All he
can't take? But can you look? How do you find? He found
cocaine bricks four point eight million.They think that it washed up on the
beach and it was wrapped in plasticwith a picture of an eagle on top.
And they said, well, it'srare here to have this much cocaine
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like green, nuney purple is spiritbaby, I want to vomit. So
that is that's what Nickelodeon apparently isdoing for Alphabet month. And so you
have this hefty dude who the songis horrible. It's audible, aids it
is It's audible aids who sings aboutthis stuff. I just want to be
shut your dumb mouth, please,just shut your dumb mouth. Just shut
(06:05):
up. That's what I want tosing. And then like going through all
the colors, like in Greatest forGrass. Shut up. That's so stupid.
You're just making stuff up. Nowthis good grief. Welcome back to
the program. I had to watchthis so you do too. This is
what happens if you feed an umbalumpa after midnight. I was wondering,
(06:26):
see how I wove in the grimones and numbling. I didn't have to
explain it. You get it.Danea' last here with you. You're yeah,
just keep it going on. Ihad to watch this so everyone else
does also. I did. Canyou imagine if your kid was like you
walked in and your kid was watchingthis, Oh my gosh. I did
not allow my kids to just watchtelevision like I. If they wanted to
(06:48):
watch something, especially if like Iwas when they were little, If I
was in the kitchen and I waslike doing something, if I had if
I was writing an article or whateverit was, Uh, if they did
I'd watched something, I'd put ina veggietails disc like the old school veggietail
stuff, and they could watch that, and then I knew that there wasn't
gonna be anything weird that popped upor anything that we hadn't discussed or something,
(07:09):
you know. But I just don'tunderstand the point of trying to like
do this to kids. And ifthey're young enough where you have to teach
them colors with this stuff, they'retoo young to understand your sexual fetishes,
because that's what all of this islike based on. It's based on sexual
fetishes, and people who tell youotherwise they're lying to you and they're pretending,
and it's insulting to everyone. Sojust stop it. This is the
(07:31):
complete opposite of behind closed doors,none of your business, which was how
I was raised. That's what howall of us nineties kids were raised,
like when people who came to agein the nineties, all of us who
were teenagers in the nineties, thisis how we were raised that way,
that if it goes, whatever isbehind closed doors is people's business, et
(07:54):
cetera. That was the don't ask, don't tell era. Now it's in
your face and you have to applaud, you have to cheer in a plot
it's totally different. So you cansee why. You know, a lot
of folks are thinking, what thisis totally the opposite of what you told
(08:15):
us. It's completely the opposite.It's gotten so predictable and it's so overrepresented
that it's making people resentful because you'rejust it's condescending at this point. But
this whole thing, that's just whatwould you do, Kane, if you
walked in and your kids were watchingthat, that wouldn't happen. You know.
(08:35):
Actually, my kids, the cartoonsthat I had exposed them to were
the old Hannah Barbaria and Warner Brothers. Yeah, we had on VHS and
then later on DVD, but that'swhat they grew up with. And then
the only thing that really that Ithought was funny and on TV at the
time when it first came out wasSpongeBob. That was pretty good, and
(08:58):
when they were really young watching Inever had problem with SpongeBob. SpongeBob just
like was legit. I hear somefamilies had issues with the Simpsons, but
I always let my kids watch theSimpsons. I never really had an issue
with the Simpsons. He'd say,eat my shorts, And I remember when
as an elementary school that was abig thing that you weren't. Oh my
god, it say mean. I'mlike, there's now it's like worse.
Now people are cutting their willies off. It's like way worse. Well,
is this world evolved? It's nojoke, right, good night? But
(09:20):
this has been all month. Youcan't even enjoy June because everyone's throwing rainbows
at you. Did you say that'sdid you applaud all? Everything is covered
in rainbows and it's just annoying,and it's all signaling we support how these
people have the sex yay us,Look how open minded we are. And
then if you're like, can youleave the kids out of it? Then
(09:41):
they accuse you of attacking them.And I just kind of feel like if
you react that way to being toldto leave the kids alone, then maybe
you should be told to leave thekids alone, because that's weird. And
most people don't try to make lecturingto children about sexual proclivities part of an
advocate. Why is that the hillthat everybody wants to die on? I
(10:03):
don't get it. It is theweirdest thing to me. Now, it's
like, no, we're gonna makeyour kids stop. I still like that
one drag queen that told Jesse Watersthat he said that any drag queen that's
performing for kids is basically, well, is a basic b drag queen who
(10:24):
has no talent and can't get anevening show, which I thought was hysterical,
Like if kids are your audience,he said, if kids are your
audience, and you're a horrible dragqueen and also probably a pedophile name.
Also, if this was such ajoyful lifestyle and all that, why aren't
they like, why are they suchangry bitches? Right? If they're so
joyful and it's all about pride,why are you so hateful? Why aren't
(10:46):
they encouraging them to go in frontof these like crowds of elderly people who
like they no longer get visited byfamily anymore. Why don't we see any
outreach by the drag queens to theelderly, well, because we're trying to
keep them live. Look, Iget not shocked at the death putting in
front of kids, though, yeah, because it's weird. But I get
it that you think that old peoplearen't innocent, but you shouldn't do that
(11:09):
to them. Kane, if youtook this lunch box and set him before
an elderly woman, you'd give hera heart attack. That it's not fair.
Not all old people are in thisway. If you set that one
thing that had that one due thathad eyes like that click beetle, and
you put that in front of anold man, that old man would have
a heart attack. He'd be like, the hell is this? I don't
know. I think your eyesight inyour old age is a little diminished,
(11:30):
so that may be helpful for theold people to see exaggerated makeup, like
well done, Colley, I'm goingto have it. Not fair telling you
what, but it's the whole monthmore In Normandy, the observance of D
Day got a day, and thenfourth of July you get a day a
day Independence Day. It should beIndependence month. You get Independence Day.
(11:54):
You should have Independence Day and thenokay, here's a whole month of independent
celebrations and that's about the creation ofour republic. Now you get a whole
month for how people choose to getit out. And I'm so done with
it. It's annoying at this point. Go Lee and the people like strain.
Don't put your murals on the asphalt. If you don't want people to
drive over them, although I wouldthink that skid marks are part of the
(12:15):
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(13:22):
probably miss. It's time for Dana'sQuick five. So Julie Nosages, while
he's walking free, pled guilty ina deal with the United States and he
was able to walk out of hisincarceration. He was in a tiny little
room. He pled guilty to afelony charging to deal with our justice department.
That's going to allow him to walkfree, resolve a long running legal
saga span multiple continents that had todo with all these classified documents. They
(13:46):
left the British prison Monday. Nowit's interesting he's appearing in like one of
the furthest stretches of US territory awayfrom the United States. So he's going
into the Northern Mariana Islands, whichis like, what did they say,
however, many hours away from Australia. He's going home to Australia, but
that's a US territory in the WesternPacific where he's going to play guilty to
an Espionage Act charge of conspiring towillfully obtain and disseminate quassified national info.
(14:11):
And so that's there's a video ofhim walking out and leaving and he gets
to go with his wife and kids, so that'll be interesting to see.
There's it's a very it's a verycomplex story, and there's no there's a
lot of gray in the story.MTV news is gone. By the way,
Kurt Loder, I grew up withhim as my anchor man and then
later as a grown person. Hetaught me about the pork role in Taylor
(14:37):
Ham, which I'm going to sayboth of the words. So I'm not
showing favoritism to one phrase or another, because God love you New Jersey people,
you will go to war over this. And it's and I've made reference
to one and not the other.And I've heard from you it's like I
beat a baby steal on camera orsomething. It's crazy anyway, So MTV
News they knut their site and twentyyears of content is gone, which is
(15:00):
dumb that they did that because thatwas actually some of the some of the
best stuff that they did. Honestly, let's see now experts, because everything
is stupid, are asking whether ornot milk is racist as a part of
a taxpayer funded research project. I'mnot kidding you. Into a connection between
milk and colonialism. Pay me sixfigures and I can tell you. I
will tell you. Give me sixfigures, and I'll tell you if things
(15:22):
are racist or not. I willtake that money. You know what,
Caine, Let's give the government adiscount. Give me five give me what
what is it mid six figures.Let's say it's five hundred thousand, I'll
take. I'll take two fifty.Give me two fifty and I'll can publish.
Yeah, I'll tell you whether ornot something is racist time. Basically,
(15:43):
everything I don't like will be racist. That'll help you a little bit,
right, That's what that one's for. Free wink wink. Yeah,
they're actually doing this. And ofcourse this this is this chick's name,
doctor Johannah Zutter Strum shop. Ofcourse it is cours is their name.
The title of it is called milkingIt, Colonialism and heritage. I hate
everything. Let's see. Ooh,please, NASA predict there's an asteroid.
(16:07):
Guy's got a seventy two percent chanceof hitting Earth. In Dallas's list,
it is one of the thirties.Don't be I'm look you guys know that
I want the sweet media of deathto come and obliterate this pitiful rock,
either Jesus or a meteor, ormaybe Jesus is writing the meteor or the
asteroid. You guys don't know.But they said there's an exercise. There's
this seventy two percent chance. They'renot expecting one. They just said that
(16:27):
it could happen soon. Tease stickwith us. So yes, you know,
eggs and milk, and they werein grocery things that were up.
It has gone down. It hasgone down since twenty twenty two. Gas
prices because of the actions that thispresident took. And let's not forget there
was an an invasion, but Russiadid into it did obviously into Ukraine.
(16:48):
That caused gas prices to tick up. The president took action, tap the
SPR, and we saw gas pricesgoing down. Oh my god, President
has met the moment. Oh mygosh. You only released like what enough
up from the SPR, the StrategicPatrol and Reserve. What was it like
enough barrels of oil for like andday and and that's he brought gas prices
(17:14):
down because he released enough from theu SPR that it actually got us through
the three quarters of the day.No, but stop it, stop it.
Welcome back to the program, Dan, I'll last year with you.
That's Curney Jean Pierre. I'm anorange today. That's why I accidentally wore
(17:34):
this color because it's a caution colorand I don't like caution. On the
way here today, though, Idid see a big increase in gas prices,
like twenty cent increase. But that'sbig greed, Kine, is it?
Yeah, it is big greed.They're like, these prices seem too
low a propos of nothing. Iwant to jack them up. That's what
(17:56):
they think. You don't know that, but that's how big greed things came.
Oh, learning something new every day, I'm telling you what. So
welcome back to the radio program.You can listen Coast to Coach. You
can watch the simulcast on x channelthree forty seven, Direct TV, Rumble
YouTube, Faith Book ever Worth watchus. I saw that and I couldn't
(18:19):
send it fast enough. By theway to audio. At first, I
thought I messed it out the audiochannel and slack, I was like,
I made this. I want thataudio. The grocery. There were grocery
things that went up and now they'vegone down. Like what's gone down?
Kareem? Tell me that you've neverwalked into a grocery store without telling me
you've never walked into a grocery store, Just go ahead and tell me it's
prices are exorbitant. It's ridiculous.I'm not even gonna just tell you the
(18:44):
price of like basic everyday essentials,eggs have increased. I went through tons
of eggs over the weekend we had. We don't really we see our parents
like twice a year, and ourparents came to my husband's parents came to
stay with us for a Father's Dayand and all that stuff. And I
think I made I mean I forbreakfast. I went through a whole thing
at eggs, and as I wasdoing it, I was doing the math
(19:07):
of what the eggs cost now asopposed to what they cost previously, and
then the butter that I went through, and I'm like doing like who she
doesn't go into a grocery store andsee this stuff. It's shocking. It
really is shocking to see how muchless your dollar goes now as opposed to
(19:30):
what you know, how much youcould purchase the purchase power that you had
prior. That's the invisible tax.We're not even getting into the other tax,
as this administration wants to throw oneverybody. That's the invisible tax,
and they keep going. But underDonald Trump, the deficit was grown.
No one's saying that Republicans weren't spendingbig under Trump. I mean I was
the one who was talking about that, because in conjunction with the tax cuts,
(19:53):
I said, if you guys aregoing to give tax cuts, you
have to cut spending, because ifyou don't cut spending, then what ends
up happening is Democrats are going toturn around and say that tax cuts costs,
which is going to infuriate all ofus who can do math, and
then they're going to use that asjustification to raise taxes. Audio sound bite
eight. This is what Yahoo hadasked Jeanet Yellen. They asked her if
(20:17):
she was gone to the grocery store. Listen, Secretary Yllan, have you
been to the grocery store lately?I sure have. Like the way every
week, it's sticker shock, isn'tit. I just when you look at
shipping costs, those have come down. Global food commodity prices have also come
down, but food prices still remainhigh. I know they're not rising at
the rate that they were last year. But they're still up twenty percent from
(20:40):
pre COVID. And you know whatthe administration says, it's a big grocery
store. What. Oh yeah,it's big, big supermarket. See it's
what they did. Big supermarket waslike, you know what, people are
affording too much, let's just aproposof nothing, check up prices. That
is literally what the administration size.They blame this on big Supermarket. Like
(21:04):
there's a big supermarket guy with agold nugget ring sitting there at his big
o' mahogany desk, going, youknow what, we need to get more
money, We need to raise theseThat's not how any of this works,
because they would be out of business, number one, they wouldn't be able
to compete. But this is directlyas a result of the incessant spending.
(21:25):
The tax increases, and now wesee inflation. That's what's limiting purchase power.
That's what all of this is.Thanks for tuning in to today's edition
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