July 24, 2024 • 25 mins
The View’s Ana Navarro insults flyover nation and claims JD Vance is the actual DEI hire. Meanwhile, ugly Anti-Israel protesters block DC streets and dump maggots at the Watergate where Netanyahu is staying before his address to Congress.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsoredby Keltech. It's his life mission to
make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. Man. I got a
whole I mean one in the world. Let's do this. Can we do
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this stretcher thing? Let's do thefuneral home first. This is Fox five
at Lena that has the story aFlorida man stole like this this weird medical
stretcher from a Dallas, Georgia funeralhome. Just to make it more confusing,
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Dallas, Georgia, Florida man.Right. So, these officers responded
to a vehicle break in the locationof a funeral home and they discovered that
a medical stretcher was stolen from oneof the vehicles. The detectives got evidence
and they linked it with other incidentsin the metro area. Identified fifty six
year old Michael Johnson of Florida asthe offender, Michae Christopher Johnson. He
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and a resta warrant was issued forhim. He's got an extensive history of
theft, according to police, soapparently he's like still out there. Yeah.
So this was Dallas, Georgia.That so the Dallas Georgian at Dallas
Texas police. They're looking for thisguy, but how do you not find
it? They got his license plate. I mean, he's, you know,
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a pretty easy guy to id.And why do you steal a medical
stretcher from a funeral home? Thisis like Fallout or something like. He's
you know that, it's like Falloutseventy six and he's like out there scavenging.
Like, what in the world isthis? Right? It's weird.
Out of all the things to steal, what are you gonna use it for?
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Unless you're a serial killer and it'syour victim. See the mine writes
all kinds of stories. I'm justsaying, all right, so uh,
let's see here this we got toget into the story. This one's not
on this list, but it hasto do with a drunk Florida man who
horrified guests at the Marco Island Marriott. This is sent by Florida woman Amber,
(02:12):
who finds some Good's right, let'sjust say so. This guy,
he looks Alberta Hernandez, fifty oneyears old. He showed up to the
pool at Marco Island Marriott, hammeredand ready to turn things up. Whoo,
but in a bad way. Sopolice got a call. Someone called,
someone called the popo. They said, there's a loud mouth here causing
(02:35):
a scene at the pool. Sothe police come and they find drunk mister
Hernandez, wasted out of his mind. They said that he stole guest said
he stole their phones. They hadwrapped their phones and hidden them inside a
towel and left them on a tablewhile they swam. Hernandez stole them and
then they got he got confronted,things got messy. While they were trying
to sort it out, women approachedthem with a crazier story. They said
(02:57):
that they were looking for the guyto report him to police because they were
in the hot top with other women, and Hernandez showed up and dropped his
swim trunks and gave them a solofiddle performance. I have no idea how
else to put that. And apparentlythere were kids around. And then when
the police got there, he droppedhis bathing suit again and flashed the cops
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inside of a jail cell. AndI'm just said that there's not body cam
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higher you knows equity and inclusion,that she's had everything handed to her because
she's a woman, because she's Black, because she's Southeast Asia, because he's
whatever. If we're gonna talk aboutDEEI Hires, why don't we talk about
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JD. Vans. You know whyJD. Vans became Hollywood Liberal and Hollywood
Darling and CNN contributing all of thosethings because he supposedly was the translator for
Hillbilly's Hillbilly elogy, right, Sothat was his entree his diversity equity and
inclusion. So let's include Hillbillies anddiversity, equity and inclusion or is it
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just for black people and latinos?I really don't think that I care to
hear the analysis of a nozembic shootinggold digger who's putting down a swath of
the nation, and you can cutthat one, because that's exactly what it
is. That was Anna Navarro whosomehow looked onto the view. Look,
(05:53):
you want to be mean, I'llbe mean and I'm gonna be better at
it and I don't want to haveto do this. But that really pissed
me off to sit here be like, oh, he's a he's a dee
I hire for he actually went andgot a law degree and he was also
he has served his nation in uniform, which you know Kamala Harris, you
know Hucktaw twenty twenty four. Everybody'ssaying that now it was Caine's original that
you know, she she didn't doany of that. But Anna Navarro,
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by the way, and yes,and no zimpic shooting gold digger. I'm
I'm you can quote me six waysto Sunday on that. Happy to say
it over and over again because that'sexactly what it is. If you're going
to go after, you know,a giant section of the country and try
to mock, you know, peopleas Hillbilly's and act like jad Vance is
some sort of like hillbilly whisper thatI'm absolutely going to talk about your skinny
and a shot and the fact thatyou went chase money in South Florida.
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But you know whatever, Hey,I I'm I'm I'm tired of this.
Anna Navarro was a nobody when shewas on Fox. I remember coming up
in the industry and she's you know, she's older than I am, and
I remember coming up in the industryand she just was really milk toast.
She nobody really paid attention to anythingthat she wrote. Nobody paid attention to
anything that she said. She reallydidn't have any style. She really didn't,
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you know, she just sort ofsaid the same thing that everyone else
said, but always like a coupleof days after everybody else already said it.
And you know, when you're youknow, milk toast like that and
not very original and not fast onyour feet, you don't go very far
in commentary, and you definitely don'tgo very far in broadcasting. So her
trade is cosplaying as a Republican ona very far left Marxist television show,
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and that's the only value that shebrings to the table. She acts like
she is a Republican, and Iguarantemn toe you that this would never happen
if she actually were a Republican,because they go at you when you're I've
guest hosted that show before, Imean, they make it, and I've
had a friend who is legitimately waymore Republican than any of the women who
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say that they are now on thatprogram, and they made her life a
living hell. So you have tocompletely you have to assimilate like the borg
and be in order for them toaccept you and to make your life easy
on that program. And she wantedto take an easy check, so she
decided that's the route that she's goingto go. But I'm going to tell
you something. As people who livein Appalachia or people who live like in
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my third book, fly Over Nation, people who live in you know,
the Midwest or on the Ozarks,et cetera, they're honest about what they
believe and about what they do,and they're not going to sit here and
sell out for a paycheck and costplayis something that they aren't, you know,
and live this very you know,shallow, materialistic, unfulfilling life so
they can get clicks. That's notwhat they do. They actually live really
rich lives. And so in someways I feel really sorry for her because
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she never met no Hillbilly number one. Those people are way more competent,
way more self sufficient than she is. And again, I just really have
a problem with accepting any kind ofserious, legitimate analysis, analysis from somebody
who says something that everyone else wasthinking and already saying two days later.
You know, you're an ozimpic,swilling gold digger. That's exactly what you
are and your costplaying as a Republican. And if you have a problem with
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me saying any of these things,you can fly your fat ass to Dallas
and come and ask me about it. All right, Happy Wednesday, everybody,
So uh, I out and givea damn juice today. I am
thank you. That's that's my innermonologue coming out right there. I get
really aggravated when people go after flyover Nation denizens, because those people have
(09:13):
been kicked around six ways to Sunday, you know. And my third book,
I went and I was looking atwhere do all the people who where
the uniform come from? Where doall the people who enlist come from?
They come from all the places thatthe coastal elites like to mock. They
come from those places, you know. And if it wasn't for those folks
that y'all on the coastal elites,that all those people mock and laugh at
(09:35):
and talk smack about and say he'sa DEI hiring because I mean, that's
not even in any ways original.Actually I read it somewhere else. First.
I think she just repeated something thatI've seen already. I actually read
something like that a couple of daysago on social media, Like, at
least be original. My gosh,if you're gonna insult someone, like,
at least acknowledge the tweet that youstole. But I'm so tired of these
people getting kicked around and smacked aroundsimply because they don't live shallow, materialistic
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life like people on the coasts,like these these progressive elites on the coast.
Do I get so tired of thisstuff? You know, I mean,
the nicest people that I've ever metare those folks. I mean,
my family comes from those folks.My family's from those arcs, you know.
K Kane's families, you know hecomes from You got a lot of
family on rur Illinois. We gota lot of listeners all over the country.
We got a lot of listeners thatare stuck with the coastal elites,
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and they're holding it up and doingthe best that they can in some of
these cities on the West and Eastcoast. But I'm just I'm so tired
of it. We're not going torevive that now. Kamala Harris. When
the press tells you not to talkabout something, that means you should talk
about something. Kamala Harris, youdon't even really need to bring up the
fact that she's a dei hier.You know what poot Booty Juice is too.
He got hired because he's gay.That's why he got hired. He
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got hired because he likes to havesucks with dudes. Kamala Harris got her
career started under Willie Brown. Likeliterally, it's not an exaggeration. Again,
I'm just the messenger. Go andtalk to the Associated Press if you
have a problem with it. Butthat's how she got her start. She
got her she started her career thatway, I mean, and all of
that information came from other Democrats inCalifornia, So get mad at those people
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for letting all of that information comeout in the first place. She has
not done anything except jail minorities,prosecute people who busted Planned Parenthood for selling
baby parts, and being a horrificborder czar, which the media is now
trying to say that she's not this. I saw this piece Axios, who
(11:26):
was one of the original It wasAxios, and I think the guardian of
Politico or somebody telling Politico, oh, Kamala Harst is never borders are.
That's a whole thing that the rightcreated. Axios actually had to in the
past hour. They had to revisetheir story. They put at the bottom
of their story and this is sorich. They put this because they had
a little correction they had there thatThis article has been updated and clarified to
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note that Axios was among the newsoutlets that incorrectly labeled Harris a border zar
back in twenty twenty one. Hmm, that's a pretty big correction, don't
you think so. I mean that'sa significant correction. I mean, these
people are not serious. And thenthey and then they tweeted. They finally
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had to tweet, yes, youknow, they because they had they had
initially put Harris border confusion haunts hernew campaign, and they had written the
Trump campaign on Republicans have tag hairsrepeatedly with the borders our title, which
she never actually had. Oh mygosh, we're not Can you play that?
What's audio? Is that again?Audio? Somebody twenty five? Just
just when they start, just whenBiden says, she's borders are. Because
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this is where that freezing came from. Listen, I've asked her the VP
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where it came from. He didit, and so everyone began calling her,
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now all of the news you wouldprobably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick
five, and I'm seeing all kindsof headlines about Harris is gonna pick this
as her VP. This is herVP. We'll see the latest is Shapiro,
(14:30):
Josh Shapiro. That's what is beingsuggested, so we'll have all the
latest on that. All right,So first up, this is this is
so stupid gen Z. Not everythingis core. They're trying to talk under
consumption core. It's called frugality underconsumption core. Stop it says that gen
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Z is embracing under consumption core tofight climate change and inflesh and they they
actually, you know, you don'thave to be materialistic, you don't have
to get into consumer culture. Justbe frugal. And it's not called under
consumption core. Stop it. Thereare words already that exist for that.
(15:22):
So remember how we had this storyof this chick who got bit by a
tick and then she was allergic tolike all red meat, and Canaan and
I were horrified, and everyone wholikes red meat was horrified. Well,
now they think that they've made abreakthrough because they said, pig transplant research
has yielded a surprise, bacon issafe for people who are allergic to red
meat. Wait, so you didn'tdo anything else about the rest of the
(15:43):
meat though, I mean, thebacon's fine, but what about the rest
of the meat. I still saythat's all big oh. I I will
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I think Bigfoot may be real andaliens exist, is that I do believe
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people want more protein, even atdessert. Gotta get them gains.
You know, people are flocking toice cream, cakes and cookies with extra
protein mixed. And I got totell you because my side of the family
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every bread. I did all thebread, the cookies, everything, and
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It does help. Doctors have revealed, Oh, speaking of Anon Navarro,
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they've developed the hidden side effects ofthe ozimpic boom because apparently it's caused
severe shortages and people are having likeserious gastric issues and they're getting they're having
to get plastic surgery because their skinsfalling off their face. It's just wild
Boeing Starlin. Our missions exceeded theforty five day battery window at ISS,
so the battery is dead and theygot people strained up there. Still stay
(17:07):
with us. Rashida to Lee madea bunch of signs and she's sitting in
Congress. She's sitting there being aboutshe's just being disruptive. You know her.
You know, she's an anti Semite, She's a raging terror supporting anti
Semite. And of course you havethe protesters, et cetera. They got
into the Watergate hotel where net Yahoowas staying and they were pulling the fire
(17:34):
alarms and dumping maggots everywhere. Werethey Yahu and Israeli delegation are we're staying
at the Watergate hotel? And theyhad let's see, yeah, they had
protesters that got apparently very messy protesters, you know, targeted them at the
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Watergate hotel. They through feces atIsraeli delegates that arrived. They were apparently,
I don't know. Some people saidthat they got act I mean they
were able to get inside. Theyreleased maggots. I don't know where they
put them. They said they putmaggots everywhere they I mean, that's insane.
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You think you're gonna see any kindof you know, arrest and well
prosecutions that come from any kind ofentertainment. And then there's a bunch of
them that are protesting out in thestreets. And I made the remark to
Kane on break, why are theyalways like chonky and ugly? All these
protesters are always chonky and ugly,and I just there's never any hot protesters
ever. They're all. And thenyou have some who are actually in Congress
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like to leave, that are holdingup signs saying war criminal. And then
apparently I was pulling this up realquick. I guess Anna Polina Luna sat
next to to leave. Just nowhe's got our war criminals sign. Wait
things gota happened there? Yeah,they released maggots and crickets at the Watergate
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hotel. It was the fake namePalestinian because it's not a real thing.
Youth movements. They took credit forit like grown adults though, and they
got in anti Israel pro Hamas supporters. They released maggots and crickets, a
table full of meal worms, andI don't know where they actually put them
(19:30):
at, but okay. And theysaid there's gonna be no peace, there
will be no rest until the warcriminals arrest. That's what they had said.
What do you mean Hamas, theHamas that killed babies and children,
kidnapped them and raped women to death, Hamas because nobody cares. And then
you have like code pink that youknow, those old bitches. I mean,
it's crazy that they're still around.They're out there protesting. They have
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fences up outside of the hotel.Now apparently they have a thousand protests,
only one thousand. They have athousand protesters there gather in Pennsylvania Avenue near
the Capitol building. They're upset becauseNetanyahu's in town. So I don't know
they these people forget who started it. This is why people say war as
hell Again, I'll remind war ashell, that's why you don't You don't
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want it, but if someone demandsthat there's no other way, then you
bring it to them and you don'tlet up until they're destroyed. Hamas has
to be destroyed. There's the shouldthere's no, we're not doing any of
that. Yeah. The my friendSteven said, this is the hockey equivalent
of a player switching wing positions fora fight. That because Representative Anapauline A.
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Lunas got sent next to Talib,she's got a sign that says were
criminal. I'm watching this one.Keep an eye on this one. I
mean, I don't know. I'mjust saying, keep an eye on that
one. Yeah. So, II don't know she's so, she's there
just to be disruptive, and youknow, I I guess they're mad because
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they're it's not Zelensky and they can'tlaunder money through there. I don't know.
So, And it's amazing who standsup in applauds and he talks about
the war crimes of Hamas and whodoesn't. So whenever he mentions apparently whenever
not men yahoo in his speech,when he's mentioning the fact that, yes,
Hamas did they rape dudes and chicks, rape women to death, sliced
off parts of their body through themon the roadside, and when he's say
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that you know, when he's condemningthat and people are applauding the condemnation of
it. Democrats, a ton ofDemocrats stay seated, They stay, they
stayed in their seats for that.What they will not condemn. I mean
it's in some of the eye rollsand everything else. And the people,
some of the people who just stayseated, they can't, you know,
good heavens, that's so sick.But yeah, call somebody. Hamas is
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the war criminal. Hamas should bewiped off the face of the earth in
the most painful way possible. Theyshould be smushed out like the bugs they
are, because that's what Hamas says, and the and the people who's spport
them are supporting terror and rape asa tool of genocide and all of that.
So I don't have anything nice tosay. I don't have anything that
is FCC compliant to say with youhave to outbrutalize bad, brutal people.
(22:12):
I'm totally fine with that. Ihave no I think these people. I
think Hamas should be publicly flayed.Oh, I absolutely do. I think
that they should be drawn and quartered, and they should be publicly flayed as
a lesson to every other terrorist thatwants to attack innocent people, rape women
to death, and butcher babies.So and that's just the start of what
(22:33):
I would like to see happen.And that's all I'll say about that.
We're gonna move on. It's justdisgusting to see people make excuses for murderous
terrorist rampages. It disgusts me.And for lawmakers to hold up signs like
war criminal. I mean, youknow, Talib can't even read. What
the hell does she even know it'son her sign? I mean these hamas
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apollo just good grief? Does shehold? Is it a ping pong paddle
that she's holding up? It's likeone of those ones you hold up when
you're in an auction. This isalready becoming a meme. Someone goes when
I go to Arby's and they tellme they're out of curly pries, and
it's a picture of her holding upthe sinus's war criminal. I'm gonna use
(23:22):
this for something. I'm gonna actuallysave this because I'm just gonna if you
do something dumb like this, youshould be made fun of. There you
go, all right? Yeah,he had said talking He had talked about
the thirty nine Americans that were alsoincluded in the attacks and the hostages that
they were still that Hama American hostagesthat Hamasa was still holding. Democrats all
stay seated for it. Wow,just saying that's who the Democrat party is.
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This is who they are now.This is not just a segment of
that party. There's a reason whyHarris refused to be there to preside over
the Senate as is her job asvice president, because she agrees with that.
She agrees with Rashida to leave.They co sign all of this stuff.
They hate Israel. They don't justhate Israel. They don't like Jewish
people. Oh, and there's nothere there is no difference with these people
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on the left. Now, thepeople who are smart and say well,
I don't like these policies that Netanyahuhas, They're very smart when they talk
about it. They don't just likerant about Jewish people. They talk about,
well, I don't like these particularpolicies that you know, net Nyahuo
has taken, or this or thisminister has undertaken, et cetera. And
they're because they're intelligent, smart people, and they can actually articulate what they
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dislike about what their government is doingwhich is separate from the Jews. That's
what you will hear from the leftall the time, and when you can't
even bring yourself to condemn Hamas asa number of Democrats are doing right now
by their refusal to even just applaudthe condemnation of terror. Good, yeah,
(24:56):
they said, some of them.Net Yah, who says some of
the protesters hold up sign saying gazefor Gaza, they might as well hold
up sign seeing chickens for KFC.It's true. Thanks for tuning in to
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make bad decisions. It's time forFlorida man. Man. I got a
whole I mean one in the world. Let's do this. Can we do
(00:21):
this stretcher thing? Let's do thefuneral home first. This is Fox five
at Lena that has the story aFlorida man stole like this this weird medical
stretcher from a Dallas, Georgia funeralhome. Just to make it more confusing,
(00:41):
Dallas, Georgia, Florida man.Right. So, these officers responded
to a vehicle break in the locationof a funeral home and they discovered that
a medical stretcher was stolen from oneof the vehicles. The detectives got evidence
and they linked it with other incidentsin the metro area. Identified fifty six
year old Michael Johnson of Florida asthe offender, Michae Christopher Johnson. He
(01:04):
and a resta warrant was issued forhim. He's got an extensive history of
theft, according to police, soapparently he's like still out there. Yeah.
So this was Dallas, Georgia.That so the Dallas Georgian at Dallas
Texas police. They're looking for thisguy, but how do you not find
it? They got his license plate. I mean, he's, you know,
(01:26):
a pretty easy guy to id.And why do you steal a medical
stretcher from a funeral home? Thisis like Fallout or something like. He's
you know that, it's like Falloutseventy six and he's like out there scavenging.
Like, what in the world isthis? Right? It's weird.
Out of all the things to steal, what are you gonna use it for?
(01:46):
Unless you're a serial killer and it'syour victim. See the mine writes
all kinds of stories. I'm justsaying, all right, so uh,
let's see here this we got toget into the story. This one's not
on this list, but it hasto do with a drunk Florida man who
horrified guests at the Marco Island Marriott. This is sent by Florida woman Amber,
(02:12):
who finds some Good's right, let'sjust say so. This guy,
he looks Alberta Hernandez, fifty oneyears old. He showed up to the
pool at Marco Island Marriott, hammeredand ready to turn things up. Whoo,
but in a bad way. Sopolice got a call. Someone called,
someone called the popo. They said, there's a loud mouth here causing
(02:35):
a scene at the pool. Sothe police come and they find drunk mister
Hernandez, wasted out of his mind. They said that he stole guest said
he stole their phones. They hadwrapped their phones and hidden them inside a
towel and left them on a tablewhile they swam. Hernandez stole them and
then they got he got confronted,things got messy. While they were trying
to sort it out, women approachedthem with a crazier story. They said
(02:57):
that they were looking for the guyto report him to police because they were
in the hot top with other women, and Hernandez showed up and dropped his
swim trunks and gave them a solofiddle performance. I have no idea how
else to put that. And apparentlythere were kids around. And then when
the police got there, he droppedhis bathing suit again and flashed the cops
(03:19):
and oh my gosh, So hegot arrested and they made him cool off
inside of a jail cell. AndI'm just said that there's not body cam
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higher you knows equity and inclusion,that she's had everything handed to her because
she's a woman, because she's Black, because she's Southeast Asia, because he's
whatever. If we're gonna talk aboutDEEI Hires, why don't we talk about
(05:09):
JD. Vans. You know whyJD. Vans became Hollywood Liberal and Hollywood
Darling and CNN contributing all of thosethings because he supposedly was the translator for
Hillbilly's Hillbilly elogy, right, Sothat was his entree his diversity equity and
inclusion. So let's include Hillbillies anddiversity, equity and inclusion or is it
(05:29):
just for black people and latinos?I really don't think that I care to
hear the analysis of a nozembic shootinggold digger who's putting down a swath of
the nation, and you can cutthat one, because that's exactly what it
is. That was Anna Navarro whosomehow looked onto the view. Look,
(05:53):
you want to be mean, I'llbe mean and I'm gonna be better at
it and I don't want to haveto do this. But that really pissed
me off to sit here be like, oh, he's a he's a dee
I hire for he actually went andgot a law degree and he was also
he has served his nation in uniform, which you know Kamala Harris, you
know Hucktaw twenty twenty four. Everybody'ssaying that now it was Caine's original that
you know, she she didn't doany of that. But Anna Navarro,
(06:15):
by the way, and yes,and no zimpic shooting gold digger. I'm
I'm you can quote me six waysto Sunday on that. Happy to say
it over and over again because that'sexactly what it is. If you're going
to go after, you know,a giant section of the country and try
to mock, you know, peopleas Hillbilly's and act like jad Vance is
some sort of like hillbilly whisper thatI'm absolutely going to talk about your skinny
and a shot and the fact thatyou went chase money in South Florida.
(06:35):
But you know whatever, Hey,I I'm I'm I'm tired of this.
Anna Navarro was a nobody when shewas on Fox. I remember coming up
in the industry and she's you know, she's older than I am, and
I remember coming up in the industryand she just was really milk toast.
She nobody really paid attention to anythingthat she wrote. Nobody paid attention to
anything that she said. She reallydidn't have any style. She really didn't,
(06:58):
you know, she just sort ofsaid the same thing that everyone else
said, but always like a coupleof days after everybody else already said it.
And you know, when you're youknow, milk toast like that and
not very original and not fast onyour feet, you don't go very far
in commentary, and you definitely don'tgo very far in broadcasting. So her
trade is cosplaying as a Republican ona very far left Marxist television show,
(07:19):
and that's the only value that shebrings to the table. She acts like
she is a Republican, and Iguarantemn toe you that this would never happen
if she actually were a Republican,because they go at you when you're I've
guest hosted that show before, Imean, they make it, and I've
had a friend who is legitimately waymore Republican than any of the women who
(07:40):
say that they are now on thatprogram, and they made her life a
living hell. So you have tocompletely you have to assimilate like the borg
and be in order for them toaccept you and to make your life easy
on that program. And she wantedto take an easy check, so she
decided that's the route that she's goingto go. But I'm going to tell
you something. As people who livein Appalachia or people who live like in
(08:03):
my third book, fly Over Nation, people who live in you know,
the Midwest or on the Ozarks,et cetera, they're honest about what they
believe and about what they do,and they're not going to sit here and
sell out for a paycheck and costplayis something that they aren't, you know,
and live this very you know,shallow, materialistic, unfulfilling life so
they can get clicks. That's notwhat they do. They actually live really
rich lives. And so in someways I feel really sorry for her because
(08:26):
she never met no Hillbilly number one. Those people are way more competent,
way more self sufficient than she is. And again, I just really have
a problem with accepting any kind ofserious, legitimate analysis, analysis from somebody
who says something that everyone else wasthinking and already saying two days later.
You know, you're an ozimpic,swilling gold digger. That's exactly what you
are and your costplaying as a Republican. And if you have a problem with
(08:48):
me saying any of these things,you can fly your fat ass to Dallas
and come and ask me about it. All right, Happy Wednesday, everybody,
So uh, I out and givea damn juice today. I am
thank you. That's that's my innermonologue coming out right there. I get
really aggravated when people go after flyover Nation denizens, because those people have
(09:13):
been kicked around six ways to Sunday, you know. And my third book,
I went and I was looking atwhere do all the people who where
the uniform come from? Where doall the people who enlist come from?
They come from all the places thatthe coastal elites like to mock. They
come from those places, you know. And if it wasn't for those folks
that y'all on the coastal elites,that all those people mock and laugh at
(09:35):
and talk smack about and say he'sa DEI hiring because I mean, that's
not even in any ways original.Actually I read it somewhere else. First.
I think she just repeated something thatI've seen already. I actually read
something like that a couple of daysago on social media, Like, at
least be original. My gosh,if you're gonna insult someone, like,
at least acknowledge the tweet that youstole. But I'm so tired of these
people getting kicked around and smacked aroundsimply because they don't live shallow, materialistic
(09:58):
life like people on the coasts,like these these progressive elites on the coast.
Do I get so tired of thisstuff? You know, I mean,
the nicest people that I've ever metare those folks. I mean,
my family comes from those folks.My family's from those arcs, you know.
K Kane's families, you know hecomes from You got a lot of
family on rur Illinois. We gota lot of listeners all over the country.
We got a lot of listeners thatare stuck with the coastal elites,
(10:20):
and they're holding it up and doingthe best that they can in some of
these cities on the West and Eastcoast. But I'm just I'm so tired
of it. We're not going torevive that now. Kamala Harris. When
the press tells you not to talkabout something, that means you should talk
about something. Kamala Harris, youdon't even really need to bring up the
fact that she's a dei hier.You know what poot Booty Juice is too.
He got hired because he's gay.That's why he got hired. He
(10:41):
got hired because he likes to havesucks with dudes. Kamala Harris got her
career started under Willie Brown. Likeliterally, it's not an exaggeration. Again,
I'm just the messenger. Go andtalk to the Associated Press if you
have a problem with it. Butthat's how she got her start. She
got her she started her career thatway, I mean, and all of
that information came from other Democrats inCalifornia, So get mad at those people
(11:05):
for letting all of that information comeout in the first place. She has
not done anything except jail minorities,prosecute people who busted Planned Parenthood for selling
baby parts, and being a horrificborder czar, which the media is now
trying to say that she's not this. I saw this piece Axios, who
(11:26):
was one of the original It wasAxios, and I think the guardian of
Politico or somebody telling Politico, oh, Kamala Harst is never borders are.
That's a whole thing that the rightcreated. Axios actually had to in the
past hour. They had to revisetheir story. They put at the bottom
of their story and this is sorich. They put this because they had
a little correction they had there thatThis article has been updated and clarified to
(11:50):
note that Axios was among the newsoutlets that incorrectly labeled Harris a border zar
back in twenty twenty one. Hmm, that's a pretty big correction, don't
you think so. I mean that'sa significant correction. I mean, these
people are not serious. And thenthey and then they tweeted. They finally
(12:11):
had to tweet, yes, youknow, they because they had they had
initially put Harris border confusion haunts hernew campaign, and they had written the
Trump campaign on Republicans have tag hairsrepeatedly with the borders our title, which
she never actually had. Oh mygosh, we're not Can you play that?
What's audio? Is that again?Audio? Somebody twenty five? Just
just when they start, just whenBiden says, she's borders are. Because
(12:33):
this is where that freezing came from. Listen, I've asked her the VP
today because she's most qualified first todo it, to meet our efforts with
Mexico and the Northern Triangle and thecountries that help. We're gonna need help,
and stemming the movement of so manyfolks, stemming the migration to our
(12:56):
southern border. M hm, bordersare, she's the borders are. That's
where it came from. He didit, and so everyone began calling her,
Oh, borders are, borders are, borders are? So she has
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now all of the news you wouldprobably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick
five, and I'm seeing all kindsof headlines about Harris is gonna pick this
as her VP. This is herVP. We'll see the latest is Shapiro,
(14:30):
Josh Shapiro. That's what is beingsuggested, so we'll have all the
latest on that. All right,So first up, this is this is
so stupid gen Z. Not everythingis core. They're trying to talk under
consumption core. It's called frugality underconsumption core. Stop it says that gen
(15:01):
Z is embracing under consumption core tofight climate change and inflesh and they they
actually, you know, you don'thave to be materialistic, you don't have
to get into consumer culture. Justbe frugal. And it's not called under
consumption core. Stop it. Thereare words already that exist for that.
(15:22):
So remember how we had this storyof this chick who got bit by a
tick and then she was allergic tolike all red meat, and Canaan and
I were horrified, and everyone wholikes red meat was horrified. Well,
now they think that they've made abreakthrough because they said, pig transplant research
has yielded a surprise, bacon issafe for people who are allergic to red
meat. Wait, so you didn'tdo anything else about the rest of the
(15:43):
meat though, I mean, thebacon's fine, but what about the rest
of the meat. I still saythat's all big oh. I I will
fight you. If there's one thingthat I had to cling to. Besides
I think Bigfoot may be real andaliens exist, is that I do believe
that, you know, maybe thatthey're trying to engineer ticks to get people
(16:03):
loser. I'm just saying it seemslike, you know, Okham's razor here,
people want more protein, even atdessert. Gotta get them gains.
You know, people are flocking toice cream, cakes and cookies with extra
protein mixed. And I got totell you because my side of the family
is crazy high metabolism. Like mygrandfather, who was a rancher, was
like shredded wheat up into his eighties. Like he was just crazy thin,
(16:26):
didn't go gray, he was justyou know. But my kids, you
know, when you're dudes, it'sa little harder to gain weight. So
when you have fast metabolism to addmuscles. So I would add protein into
every bread. I did all thebread, the cookies, everything, and
I added protein, way protein intoeverything. And it has it does help.
It does help. Doctors have revealed, Oh, speaking of Anon Navarro,
(16:47):
they've developed the hidden side effects ofthe ozimpic boom because apparently it's caused
severe shortages and people are having likeserious gastric issues and they're getting they're having
to get plastic surgery because their skinsfalling off their face. It's just wild
Boeing Starlin. Our missions exceeded theforty five day battery window at ISS,
so the battery is dead and theygot people strained up there. Still stay
(17:07):
with us. Rashida to Lee madea bunch of signs and she's sitting in
Congress. She's sitting there being aboutshe's just being disruptive. You know her.
You know, she's an anti Semite, She's a raging terror supporting anti
Semite. And of course you havethe protesters, et cetera. They got
into the Watergate hotel where net Yahoowas staying and they were pulling the fire
(17:34):
alarms and dumping maggots everywhere. Werethey Yahu and Israeli delegation are we're staying
at the Watergate hotel? And theyhad let's see, yeah, they had
protesters that got apparently very messy protesters, you know, targeted them at the
(17:57):
Watergate hotel. They through feces atIsraeli delegates that arrived. They were apparently,
I don't know. Some people saidthat they got act I mean they
were able to get inside. Theyreleased maggots. I don't know where they
put them. They said they putmaggots everywhere they I mean, that's insane.
(18:19):
You think you're gonna see any kindof you know, arrest and well
prosecutions that come from any kind ofentertainment. And then there's a bunch of
them that are protesting out in thestreets. And I made the remark to
Kane on break, why are theyalways like chonky and ugly? All these
protesters are always chonky and ugly,and I just there's never any hot protesters
ever. They're all. And thenyou have some who are actually in Congress
(18:45):
like to leave, that are holdingup signs saying war criminal. And then
apparently I was pulling this up realquick. I guess Anna Polina Luna sat
next to to leave. Just nowhe's got our war criminals sign. Wait
things gota happened there? Yeah,they released maggots and crickets at the Watergate
(19:08):
hotel. It was the fake namePalestinian because it's not a real thing.
Youth movements. They took credit forit like grown adults though, and they
got in anti Israel pro Hamas supporters. They released maggots and crickets, a
table full of meal worms, andI don't know where they actually put them
(19:30):
at, but okay. And theysaid there's gonna be no peace, there
will be no rest until the warcriminals arrest. That's what they had said.
What do you mean Hamas, theHamas that killed babies and children,
kidnapped them and raped women to death, Hamas because nobody cares. And then
you have like code pink that youknow, those old bitches. I mean,
it's crazy that they're still around.They're out there protesting. They have
(19:53):
fences up outside of the hotel.Now apparently they have a thousand protests,
only one thousand. They have athousand protesters there gather in Pennsylvania Avenue near
the Capitol building. They're upset becauseNetanyahu's in town. So I don't know
they these people forget who started it. This is why people say war as
hell Again, I'll remind war ashell, that's why you don't You don't
(20:15):
want it, but if someone demandsthat there's no other way, then you
bring it to them and you don'tlet up until they're destroyed. Hamas has
to be destroyed. There's the shouldthere's no, we're not doing any of
that. Yeah. The my friendSteven said, this is the hockey equivalent
of a player switching wing positions fora fight. That because Representative Anapauline A.
(20:37):
Lunas got sent next to Talib,she's got a sign that says were
criminal. I'm watching this one.Keep an eye on this one. I
mean, I don't know. I'mjust saying, keep an eye on that
one. Yeah. So, II don't know she's so, she's there
just to be disruptive, and youknow, I I guess they're mad because
(21:00):
they're it's not Zelensky and they can'tlaunder money through there. I don't know.
So, And it's amazing who standsup in applauds and he talks about
the war crimes of Hamas and whodoesn't. So whenever he mentions apparently whenever
not men yahoo in his speech,when he's mentioning the fact that, yes,
Hamas did they rape dudes and chicks, rape women to death, sliced
off parts of their body through themon the roadside, and when he's say
(21:22):
that you know, when he's condemningthat and people are applauding the condemnation of
it. Democrats, a ton ofDemocrats stay seated, They stay, they
stayed in their seats for that.What they will not condemn. I mean
it's in some of the eye rollsand everything else. And the people,
some of the people who just stayseated, they can't, you know,
good heavens, that's so sick.But yeah, call somebody. Hamas is
(21:48):
the war criminal. Hamas should bewiped off the face of the earth in
the most painful way possible. Theyshould be smushed out like the bugs they
are, because that's what Hamas says, and the and the people who's spport
them are supporting terror and rape asa tool of genocide and all of that.
So I don't have anything nice tosay. I don't have anything that
is FCC compliant to say with youhave to outbrutalize bad, brutal people.
(22:12):
I'm totally fine with that. Ihave no I think these people. I
think Hamas should be publicly flayed.Oh, I absolutely do. I think
that they should be drawn and quartered, and they should be publicly flayed as
a lesson to every other terrorist thatwants to attack innocent people, rape women
to death, and butcher babies.So and that's just the start of what
(22:33):
I would like to see happen.And that's all I'll say about that.
We're gonna move on. It's justdisgusting to see people make excuses for murderous
terrorist rampages. It disgusts me.And for lawmakers to hold up signs like
war criminal. I mean, youknow, Talib can't even read. What
the hell does she even know it'son her sign? I mean these hamas
(22:59):
apollo just good grief? Does shehold? Is it a ping pong paddle
that she's holding up? It's likeone of those ones you hold up when
you're in an auction. This isalready becoming a meme. Someone goes when
I go to Arby's and they tellme they're out of curly pries, and
it's a picture of her holding upthe sinus's war criminal. I'm gonna use
(23:22):
this for something. I'm gonna actuallysave this because I'm just gonna if you
do something dumb like this, youshould be made fun of. There you
go, all right? Yeah,he had said talking He had talked about
the thirty nine Americans that were alsoincluded in the attacks and the hostages that
they were still that Hama American hostagesthat Hamasa was still holding. Democrats all
stay seated for it. Wow,just saying that's who the Democrat party is.
(23:49):
This is who they are now.This is not just a segment of
that party. There's a reason whyHarris refused to be there to preside over
the Senate as is her job asvice president, because she agrees with that.
She agrees with Rashida to leave.They co sign all of this stuff.
They hate Israel. They don't justhate Israel. They don't like Jewish
people. Oh, and there's nothere there is no difference with these people
(24:12):
on the left. Now, thepeople who are smart and say well,
I don't like these policies that Netanyahuhas, They're very smart when they talk
about it. They don't just likerant about Jewish people. They talk about,
well, I don't like these particularpolicies that you know, net Nyahuo
has taken, or this or thisminister has undertaken, et cetera. And
they're because they're intelligent, smart people, and they can actually articulate what they
(24:33):
dislike about what their government is doingwhich is separate from the Jews. That's
what you will hear from the leftall the time, and when you can't
even bring yourself to condemn Hamas asa number of Democrats are doing right now
by their refusal to even just applaudthe condemnation of terror. Good, yeah,
(24:56):
they said, some of them.Net Yah, who says some of
the protesters hold up sign saying gazefor Gaza, they might as well hold
up sign seeing chickens for KFC.It's true. Thanks for tuning in to
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