Absurd Truth: Liberal White Woman Zoom Call

 The left has resorted to just calling J.D. Vance, “weird”. White liberal women joined a Zoom call to fawn over Kamala Harris while discussing their white privilege. Chelsea Handler has a complete meltdown over J.D. Vance's cat lady comments.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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there was a Florida man who was accused of stealing

(00:21):
cheese and bug spray in a four hundred dollars wal Mart.
Heist cheese and bug spray. Yeah, forty one year old
Matthew Ferris. He's charged with petty thut. Bomb was set
at twenty five hundred. That's a lot. Uh huh. He
was had a black backpack and a duffel bag and
he was transferring items. According to the affidavit, between the bags.
Walmart lost prevention officer contacted the police. He stole a

(00:44):
range jacket, a range jacket, a stove stand, chicken, cheese,
and bug spray. Three hundred and seventy six dollars. Some
change was the amount of stolen merchandise. He's still in jail. Goodness,
I mean, you can judge people, you know, by what
they buy. Do you ever do that? Like you're in
the grocery store and you see people buying stuff, Like

(01:06):
if you see people buying like you know about like
somebody buying, you know, some wine and like a frozen
TV dinner. You're like, oh, that's all same, you know
what I mean, Like one of those things you're buying,
buying bugs brain cheese is kind of weird, right, just
saying it's a little weird. A couple of others here,
let's see this. Well, I got another story about somebody
who's trying to drunken leaf flee on a golf cart.

(01:26):
That's apparently a big thing. There was a kid who
got stabbed in the chest by a catfish, a Florida
kid airlifted to the hospital. It was a Florida, Florida,
little Florida kid. Pasco County Fire Rescue had responded it
was a catfish barb that was lodged like an inch in.
That's holy cow. They don't know how it happened. They

(01:46):
just said it was odd. And you know, they said,
you might hear of a fisherman being caught by a barb,
like on a leg or something, but never something like this.
And catfish carry poison in the spines and their back
and side fins, but not in their whiskers, and they
can't steam. That's I think growing up with cafish. I
did not know until I was almost an adults. Wow.
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Speaker 2 (03:18):
You Oh, anyone she picks will be eminently more qualified
than a guy who thinks that if you're a single,
hard working woman in America, you should have to pay
more in taxes. Again, this is just bizarre, doesn't make
any sense. And by the way, if you are single

(03:39):
and you meet some money, you want to start a family.
Jdfans doesn't support you using IVF to start that family
and say, unfortunately you start a family and your spouse
becomes violent. He has said that he thinks that you
should be forced to say in a violent marriage. So
I don't think Kamala Harris is going to pick anyone
as weird and creepy is James.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
I think it's weird for a guy who banged a
Chinese spy to call anybody else weird and creepy. Eric Swawell.
I mean, this was the guy who one time asked
to speak to my boss because he assumed that I,
as if female, had to have a meal superior, at
which point I had to drop him and tell him
that I am the boss, so come speak to me. Son.

(04:23):
I can't stand this guy because he's all like high
on his own supply. Welcome back to the program, Dana
Lash with you. You can listen coast to coast. You can
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find us on Rumble n X. I'm not an Eric
Swable fan. He's just like a guy would never get
along with. You know, you meet some people and you're like,
I would never get along with you. I don't know
if I would ever get along with jd Vance, but
I think this these comments about him are so weird.

(04:46):
That's what's weird. I mean, you guys, the Democrats hired
a You guys remember the suitcase stealing nuclear twink that
they had, right the Sam Brinkman guy, the guy who
didn't you have like a security click, Well, he had
to have some levels security clearance. He had a security
clearance and he was the guy who went around stealing
all of these ladies' luggage. And remember he stole this

(05:11):
one woman's luggage. And because I know that identity politics
are very important to the Left, she was a black woman,
a black female designer, clothing designer and jewelry designer, and
he stole her original works and was wearing them wrongly
all around town, like too different events and stuff like that,
and she was like, that's my stuff, and he was
able to kind of skirt consequences. He stole so many

(05:32):
suitcases over the years. If you and he had a
security pass and he was working in you know, with
our nuclear stash, that's what's weird. I mean, have you
seen like the deputy director of Health and Human Services.
It's a dude that wants to be a woman and
wants to lecture everyone else about their health. You guys
don't get to say, why is jd Vance weird because

(05:55):
he drinks his diet dutey. He't e would say he
drank diet mountain dew. He was at an event and
he pointed out that there was diet mountain do on
the table, and the insufferable ridiculous Left was like, oh
my gosh, he dreams die about and do and they
lost their minds. And by the way his remarks on IVF,
he actually never said anything about IVF. And it doesn't

(06:15):
matter because Trump has already has a position on IVF.
So what does it matter if Trump is for IVF.
I mean, that's they just want to bring this back
to abortion so bad, so badly, that's all they want
to do. And it's just it's just so stupid. Stop this.
But they're mad at them, and they're trying to create this,

(06:35):
use this as an apparatus by which they can further
chip away at the white suburban women's vote, which, oh
my gosh, white leftist women annoy the hell out of me.
Sometimes they really do, not all of them, but there's
some of them that do. And I just I don't
get it. I was I they've been. They got together
and it was like a Kamala Harris event. Where's this at?

(06:58):
Oh my gosh, I can't. I gotta play this, and
then we're going to get to the cat ladies. So yeah,
audio some by twenty four Okay, So let me set
this up. This was a bunch of white progressive women
who got together over a zoom call to talk about
Kamala Harris and discussing white privilege. These are this is
the subset of ladies that are very upset. I guess

(07:20):
over jd Vance and they're trying to and this is
the subset of women that democrats are trying to rile
all up. Go ahead and play this because this is hysterical.
This is not a parody. I feel like I'm watching
like a skit a lah the Californians on SNL. Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
As white women, we need to use our privilege to
make positive changes. If you find yourself talking over or
speaking for BIPOC individuals, or god forbid, correcting them, just
take a beat and instead we can put our listening.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Ears on what the hell am I watching?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Do learn from and amplify the voices of those who
have been historically marginalized, and use the privilege you have
in order to push for systemic change. As white people,
we have a lot to learn and unlearn. So do
check your blind spots. You are responsible for your algorithm,

(08:12):
believe it or not.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
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whole zoom call was about. So that Shik apparently was
like the the Kamala Karan leader. And I loved the
whole inner MUDs, like there was like choreography and stuff

(08:37):
with it. I would in the world thank heavens that
white progressive women exist, or black women would never get
ahead in life because they're apparently too dumb without their
white white lady saviors. That's what they do. You realize
how unbelievably racist that is, a bunch of these they.
I Western society has achieved so much that these broads

(09:01):
apparently think that there's nothing else left to accomplish or
in life, or too that all the other problems are solved,
so they have to create problems that they can also
pretend to solve, and so they are so high on
themselves they actually think that their greatness, their self perceived greatness,

(09:22):
victimizes other people. That's really ultimately, when you distill all
of this down, that's what they're saying, that they're so
gray and like the Athum, they have to check your privilege,
Like what privilege are you talking about? Princesses? What privilege.
I mean, if I examine my own life, I don't
know the privilege of being a statistic of coming from
a single parent household, you know that kind of privilege,

(09:44):
The privilege of growing up broker than Barack Obama ever
could dream of, than Kamala Harris could ever dream of.
I'm just curious, like, what privilege you know, the privilege
of being told that I'm a domestic terrorist by city
members of my own government simply because I, as a female,
want to make sure that I can protect myself because
statistically women are great, are more greatly victimized than men.

(10:08):
Like that kind of that privilege? I mean, what the
hell are you talking about? Privilege? This is so stupid.
These women are just creating problems that they hurt and
rescue that then they're going to pretend to be the
fixers of And how condescending is that to lecture other
people and act as though women of color are so

(10:30):
helpless and stupid that they can't figure out that black
women can't figure out life unless they have white women
to help them. Oh my gosh, you know how unbelievably
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where he's like a klansman, but he's black and he's blind,
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Speaker 2 (12:07):
And now all of the news you would probably miss,
it's time for Dana's quick five per campus reform.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Columbia University has apparently partnered with a nonprofit that said
that if you that terrorist is like a slur, a
racial slur, and they've defended Hamas. It's called Slow Factory.
It's an education initiative that brings together stupid stuff and
blah blah blah and defends Hamas and all that. I mean, really,
that's all you need to know. This Slow Factory is
aptly named. So I'm gonna say, let's see here, Oregon

(12:39):
wildfire explodes to half the size of Rhode Island. This
is wild Yeah, that's this. You know. I mean it
is summer and it's hot and it's dry. Wind and
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including the largest one in the US near it's expeding
near the Oregon Idaho border. That Dirky Fire near hunting Huntington, Oregon.

(13:02):
Six hundred square miles have been scorched. It's actually it's
pretty crazy. So people be safe and I'm glad and
just I don't know, I don't have any other words
for it. That's kind of scary because I mean, what
are you gonna do? That's it. I mean, it's just
gonna burn. Just no amount of water is gonna really
put that out. That's kind of scary. That's terrifying. A
woman orders an airfier from Amazon, but she got a
lizard in the box, a lizard in a box instead.

(13:26):
So this was in Columbia, Sophia Serrano. She ordered an
air fryer. They sent her a live reptile. What do
you have to order to get? Like a dog? Out
of curiosity, like another one, just curious, like what do
you have to do? She shared a picture of it
and she's and it's gone viral. Amazon apologized and they

(13:46):
have no idea how she got a lizard in a box.
And it's kind of sad because it's like a lizard
in a box like that didn't you know, not even
properly boxed up, Like why would you send it? I
don't know. There was another incident like this in India where
an Amazon customer and it's all confirmed, opened her box
to find that it contained a venomous snake. She thought
she bought uh, like a controller, but upon opening it,

(14:09):
it was a speckled cobra and it was stuck to
the tape of the box. Otherwise it probably would have
been her face off. I'm imagining. That's terrifying. Ooh, let's
see here a missing Henry the eighth portrait was spied
was spotted on X by an eagle eyed art historian.
This is a very interesting imagine knowing your work that much.

(14:29):
They identified this portrait after spotting it on social media.
This guy was idly scrolling X and he, you know,
saw that it was uh this, He saw this portrait
in the background identified it. Then you had Chelsea Handler,
who I feel like is the blonde version of Kathy Griffin,
who is the female version of Carrot Top, but carrat
Top's funny and sometimes no Norm McDonald jokes here audio

(14:52):
sound By twenty five this, they're still going back to
the jd vancecat lady well, his interview that he gave
like year some years ago into this. This is stupid.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
As you might have heard, Donald Trump's running mate and
future star of his own dateline episode, JD Vance is
ruffling quite a few feathers this week.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
We're effectively run in this country by a bunch of
childless cat ladies who look.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
At Kamala Harris, the entire future of the Democrats is
controlled by people without children.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Listen up, you wingnut elegy. This country is still controlled
by men in systems that were set up by men,
that are carefully crafted to continue.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
To benefit men.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
So to put it in women hating terms, you'll understand
you're being hysterical. But let's be clear, there's no correlation
between childless people and the presidency. For example, our very
first United States president, mister George Washington.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Didn't have children.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
In fact, he had two step children. That's right, just
like someone else I know. And to your point about
Kamala not being fit because.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
She's not a mother.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
I'd like to remind you that no president in the
history of the United States has ever been a mother.
But maybe if she had five kids with three different
men and a scandalous affair with a porn star was
convicted felon, that would be more palatable to Republican men.
I mean, my god, are we tired?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
You?

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Sad diet, mountain dew drinking, couch humping, dolphin portan at ficionado,
all of us childless cat and dog ladies are gonna
go from childless and crushing it to childless and crushing
you in November.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
What gets me all the women who don't have kids
are so damn obsessed with telling you how happy, that
miserably happy they are not having kids, right, uh, Chelsea Handler,
I mean it's not even funny. I mean it's funny,
like in a ridicule type of way, but it's not

(16:39):
even funny. In some ways, I feel sad for I mean,
I know people that don't have kids, and they're not
obsessed with telling everyone else how happy they are without kids.
But these broads apparently are obsessed with telling making sure
that everybody knows they're happy. We don't have kids, so
happy I no one ask you. They hear one comment

(17:01):
that isn't even really directed at them, but oh my gosh,
they're gonna break their damn legs trying to get out
the door to insist that it is about them because
they need that kind of affirmation. I need everyone to
know that I'm very happy that I don't have kids.
I'm so happy. How dare you so that it's what

(17:21):
it's like, that's what they do. I just he made
an off you know. I don't you say whatever you
want about jd Vance. I need y'all to explain to
me how your super empowered female president was able to
subsist on a ticket for four years at the guy
that she called a pedo racist. I'm just curious. I mean,
everybody remembers the stuff that Kamala Harra said about Joe Biden.

(17:44):
So unless you guys can sit here and reconcile that,
I really don't care what you think about jd Vance's
offhand remark on something a couple of years ago. I
don't know the guy. I've never met the guy, but
I have seen enough of these brods to know who
annoys me more. And I typically don't like to agree
or find any kind of allyship with the people who
annoy me. More right, I want to be annoyed less

(18:06):
by my government and people in my government. And so
having these hysterical bitches scream and moan and whine and
thrash and ride about how hat stop, chill, calm down.
Just take it down a notch, you know what I mean,
Just take it down a little bit. Save some drama

(18:27):
for the rest of us, Okay, goll Lee. It's just
I don't understand why immediately everyone thinks that it's about them.
I don't know. I mean, Kane, there was nothing his
remark was, and I mean, so yeah, I don't get
it either. I don't understand. There is a point to
be made about the priorities of people looking at policy

(18:51):
that maybe have kids and those who don't have kids.
And I think that's completely legitimate to bring up. And
if you don't think it is, then we don't come
from the same place and we're never going to see
eye to so save your breath, because you're not gonna
persuade me. But that's a completely legitimate conversation to have.
But to say that and then try to take it
back to IVF, which he actually hasn't really said anything

(19:13):
on and Trump supports IVF, So I don't know why
people are mad. And then they bring up this. I
don't even know what their other stuff that they're talking about.
It's just goofy. It's creepy. That's what's creepy. I don't know, isn't.
Lorraine says that Chelsea Handler's been very open about her
abortions too, so she filmed some guilt. I don't know, Like,
I don't know her package is. It's not my circus,

(19:33):
not my monkeys, man, It's kind of it's my whole thing,
you know what I'm saying, Like, it's not it's not
my dance and bears, not any of it, not any
of it. So I don't I don't know. I people are.
I think they're trying to weirdify jd Vance and make
him somehow unsuitable for the ticket. I don't think that's

(19:57):
gonna work. And I the reason I say that that's
not going to work. Kane again, have we seen some
of the didn't they have a guy who was in
a dress like Go and Do, like all these videos
for Kamala Harris. They literally had a pride parade celeb
Easter celebration or something on one of the lawns of
the White House where this trans This dude who had
Breaston plants went topless. So good luck trying to convince

(20:19):
anyone else that anybody else other than you is the
weird one here.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Those right around the first cocaine and discovery.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yeah, I mean you've got Yeah, you got hunter Byite
leaving all this. You know, when he's not snort and
blow off Hooker's backsides, he's leaving it in the White House. Covey,
I mean, you have democrats that literally made a sex
tape in the Senate Chamber, and yet Jade Vance is
weird because he pointed to a table that had some
diet mountain dew sitting on it. Do you see how
stupid this is? The Hell's wrong with you people. You

(20:45):
need to be recalibrated. But yeah, he said, cat lady,
I don't like cats. I'm actually super allergic to cats.
I've never been able to be around cats. I'm legitimately,
you know, like allergy and blood tested. Actually I didn't
even have to get blood because my skin whoped up
so bad when I did a skin test. I'm so
allergic to cats, and they're just weird. I've never held them,

(21:06):
I have never been able to be around them, so
I have like no experience with them at all. Totally
fine with dogs. You know, I told you about our
rescue puff that we just got last week, But I
don't know why people take that to be so. You know,
usually when I come across opinions that I don't like
about ninety percent of the time, believe it or not,
I go on with my life. Every now and then
I say something because there's a lot of stupid people

(21:27):
out there, and I don't know why it is that
these like leftist broads can't do the same thing. Somebody
said something that you don't agree with. Kill hour, go
on with your life, Okay, Go get your Virginia Slims,
go get your Chardonay, and leave the rest of us
the hell alone. Can we not?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
All?

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Right?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
We got more on the way. I just I can't
believe that what our politics are right now.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
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