Absurd Truth: The Last Woke Supper

Dana shares her thoughts on the Olympics mocking “The Last Supper” with drag queens. Meanwhile, Rapper Megan Thee Stallion performs at Kamala Harris’ rally in Georgia until some of the attendees left before Harris took the stage.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
All right, So first up, couple, couple including some I
can't really some I'm not going to touch. This is
long crime. A Florida man throws fifteen thousand dollars in
cash out of the car window with a naked pooh
covered child in the front seat. Out of the year.
Here oh man, And then it shows the leading photo

(00:43):
that shows this guy shirtless as a Marion County show's
deputy tackles him. Oh my gosh. So they were responding
to a road rage incident and the guy threw fifteen
thousand dollars in cash out of his window. Deputies responded.
About six thirty the deputy arrived saw man I identified
as thirty eight year old Jose Hernandez throwing garbage out

(01:04):
of his car. There was a young kid naked covered
in just like feces in the front seat of the car,
not even buckled up, and they apparently had two dogs
in the backseat. One of them was aggressive. The guy
would not get out, he kept dropping money out. I
don't know this guy like looked insane. They had to

(01:27):
use a spray to get the dogs away so that
they could take this guy to custody. He had fentanyl
and also tons of fentanyl in backies to distribute in
his vehicle. He's facing charges of battery and an officer. Ok,
here we go, battery of an officer, resisting arrest, neglecting
a child without bodily harm, trafficking infentanyl four grams or more,

(01:50):
and I'm just gonna say generally possession of drug paraphernalia.
He went to Marry County jail. They actually don't know
if he was the kid's dad, Like, they don't have
it in the articles, so they don't even know whose
kid it really was. That's kind of terrifying.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Not endangering the child if you've got a bunch of
fitting all you're carrying around with the kid.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Uh yeah, I mean. Florida man on a stolen Walmart
scooter led police on a very slow speed chase Lakeland, Florida,
a very low speed chase. A Florida man on a
stolen scooter tried to elude deputies, and he guess what,
after a mile, the little electric scooter was no match

(02:31):
for It was a shopping scooter was no match for
the Pope County deputies, so they just called the guy Troy.
He stole a bunch of jewelry and handheld game devices
and he took one of their little electric scooters and
tried to scooch along. The Uh. Guy named Troy hit
speeds of a whole two mile per hour. Yeah before
someone called a report a suspicious person driving an electric

(02:55):
shopping cart. Uh. They on the highway. Deputies caught up
to him near the Dunkin Donuts and he was in
possession of all the merchandise plus the getaway cart, and
the stolen scooter was actually worth more than what he
stole from the store. So he's got a grand theft charge.
But also, how dumb are you? You deserve to be

(03:15):
caught because you're too stupid to have your stupidity go
out there and spread that's crazy, Oh my heavens, Like,
why even do something like that? And let's see, Oh,
we had the back of drugs yesterday. That was telling
you what that was. So a Florida woman beat a
pet Smart employee over a bag of crickets Miami, I

(03:36):
don't know. Twenty four year old woman surrendered to police.
The accused her of beating a pet store employee over
a disagreement about a bag of crickets. It was a
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at the Olympics. Do you know you see that I

(05:05):
don't have anything. I appreciate it. I just don't have anything.
Millions of Christians were off the President's question, I don't
have anything else, sad, thank you, thank you so much.
Can you just say if you saw it or not?
What is with this juvenile I just don't know. You're

(05:27):
the flipping spokesperson. Can you just like have a better,
more professional presentation than this garbage? Jim Andy Christmas nords
Strum pipeline Lady can't pronounce half of the damn words
in the booklet the hand or come on? You know what.
I can't stand the damn Olympics, and I don't care.
I haven't been watching any of it. It's Bred and
Circus twenty twenty four. Dana, why are you such a curmudgeon?

(05:51):
Have you met me? Hi, Welcome to the show. We're
at the uh top of our third hour. You can
listen Coast to Coach find us sit channel thirty forty
seven Direct TV. Also on x on, Rumble had tip
to our friends living in Chaos, who I didn't. It's
the whole thing about Rumble tips, like people give you

(06:11):
tips on Rumble is I like, that's actually pretty neat
And I had literally no idea that it happened. And
then Lorraine's like somebody like like put twenty dollars on
the show, like what, like, how does that even happen?
It just fascinates me. Yeah, makes me think we should
do crazy things, you know for it all right. I
don't know, like you know how they have those people

(06:32):
that do anime stuff and that's like real life people
and they just do goofy things and it's weird and people.
It's just really I don't I'm never gonna do that,
but you get the you know anyway, the uh, I
gotta tell you, we gotta what is it? A notification? Yesterday?
So YouTube hates us I and I don't. I'm not
really a fan of them either, but it's so frustrating

(06:53):
because we had what is it? We had this thing
where they knocked us because you can't even talk about
bread and circuses. I'm not even gonna say the I'm
talking about the Olympics, but I'm not going to say
it anymore. It's only bread and circuses from here on out,
because the IOC may lose their mind and try to
go after anybody who says it. I mean, it's like
that at that level. They've been so mad from the

(07:15):
backlash that they're opening games. So when we had the
thing about the pommel horse yesterday, even just talk you
show it for a second, even if it's fair, use
it doesn't matter. You two doesn't care. They they put
a strike on your account and you have to they
take your video down. They do all of this stuff
so you can't actually talk about bread and circuses. The
Olympics doesn't want you talking about it. It's weird. It's

(07:37):
like they do they even want people watching it. I
don't know. I would love to know what their ratings
are like. But they took the official video of their
opening ceremony down because I mean, people liked the London one,
but they just didn't like the They didn't like the
Paris one, and they never said why they took it down.
All the full length versions of the opening ceremonies from London,
from Rio, from Beijing, even like all the ones back

(07:58):
in the nineties are still up, but they took this
one down. They've been deleting it off YouTube because, to
quote Megan, these stallion their giant female copulatory organs. You know,
if I'm going by Kamala Harris's and are you okay?
She hey, Kamala Harris is bringing dignity back by having
people to work at her event. What stop came for

(08:21):
being anti dignity? Why are you sew anti dignity? Yeah?
So they anyway, they took it down. They've been deleting
it because they're super sensitive and it's stupid and it
was a horrible dumb No one wants to see fat,
ugly drag queens shaking their a double snakes on camera
and calling it art. That's nasty. I don't want to

(08:41):
see a fat dude with breasts bigger than mine dancing
on you know, television as part of the opening ceremony
for the Olympics. I mean, it's supposed to be about
fit people doing fit people things. I'm not supposed to
see giant man babies dressed in drag. It's weird. Or
a guy with one of his beans sticking out of
his little schwortz. That's nasty. I mean, come on, you

(09:04):
know what it is. So it's like, I don't even care.
I'm not watching know why the hell would I watch
any of it? It's stupid. I care more about watching
John Belushi and Little Chocolate Donuts commercials than I do
about this. I care more about that than I do
about this. I don't care. You can, I don't care.
It's not gonna I'm not gonna watch any of it.
I don't care. I would rather sit and drink a
glass and want to watch a serial killer documentary than that.

(09:28):
I just they made it so dumb, but they've been
taking it off because people have been making fun of
their bad opening ceremony online. They dressed to guy it
was a giant fat smurf, that dude was a fan,
and then to add insult to injury, they come out
and they're like, this wasn't based on the Last Supper,
even though our producer and the people who literally came
up with the idea are on video all over the

(09:49):
internet seeing it literally was based on it's based on
the Last Supper, and it's a commentary on faith. Yeah,
they're all over the air. But we're gonna act like
you rubs are stupid and you don't understand Greek mythology. Yeah,
that's the point, and then all of these equally stupid
far left morons come out. That's right. It was bad.
It was about Greek mythology, completely unaware that all of

(10:09):
the people who produced it, directed it, and conceived the
idea were on video in numerous interviews leading up to
the opening Games performances that it was Yes, it's all
about the Last Supper and it's all about you know, Christianity,
et cetera. It's stop it. And they're trying so hard
to carry big buckets of water for these people. So no,
I'm not watching it. I mean I'm not gonna watch

(10:30):
it unless the people who participated in the opening ceremonies
are going to do like parody events in the Olympics. No,
I have you watched any of it. I haven't watched
any of it. I don't even care. I can't even
tell you how many metals we won.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I watched a little bit of I saw the highlights
from Simone Biles. I thought that was good. I don't
care the female rugby stuff I saw. I thought that
was all fighting.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
With each other too, because some one of the gymnasts
said something nasty on social media about the other gymnast
team and something about them not having the work ethic
and then she apologized for it, and not all these
caddy comments. I'm like, you're grown people, and oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I I don't know, but yeah, I saw some clips.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I I would much rather watch like the Scottish games
where people throw trees, right, what do they call those things?

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I don't like telephone poles.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, they call actual trees. They call them actually they
throw actual trees. It's like that. I don't know. I can't.
It's like on the tip of my tongue. The Internet's
gonna tell me or something. It's not called the log toss.
It has a Scottish name. And they all eat haggis, okay, sidebar.

(11:38):
One time I hit a bunch of like, uh, I'm
just I don't know how to put it. For the
sake of timeliness, I had a bunch of Scottish people
come in the studio and I was in Saint Louis
one time and they brought in like, you know, Scottish stuff,
and I'm like, I'll have your Scotch all day long.
They brought in haggis, which I was positive I was
gonna hate, and everyone's like, you're gonna hate the haggis.
You're gonna hate it. And everyone was telling me how
much I was gonna hate it, except for the Scottish people.
They're like, oh, the Scottish people are gonna come, they're

(11:59):
gonna be you meet. That hagis so nasty. I heard
like every like leading up to it, the whole week
leading up to the Oh, you're gonna hate it. And
I tried it, loved it. I don't know why, and
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get your shade on it.
I loved it. And I was like, what's wrong with
you people? This is delicious, isn't it? Nutritious? Too very
nutritious meats? Thank you. I'm just gonna say, yeah, yeah,

(12:22):
so I don't know I but but anyway, the Olympics
have been slapping everyone with even more so this year.
Talking to our digital folks, even more so this year
than ever before because people made fun of them, so
they're super aggressive about it. So they've been using the
DMCA takedowns to get rid of all the reposts. They've
been going after people on social media. How dare you?

(12:43):
How dow are you? Post our public arms? And I
just think it's funny because you know, it's very much
a success when they're going around telling everyone, threatening them
legally to take down reposts on social media of the
opening games and they're fat smurfh and all that stuff.
You know, I just I can't even Oh my gosh,
I just can't. By the way, speaking of which, the

(13:04):
naked blue Man, the Chonky Smurf, that's his name, you know,
you know that right. They had Smurf at they had
Papa Smurf, they had Sleepy Smurf. This is just Chonky Smurf.
I mean, anybody who ever watched The Smurfs as a child,
like Gargamele, remembers him, this is Chonky Smurf. You didn't
really see Chonky Smurf a lot. It wasn't like an

(13:27):
a list character in the Smurfs. He wasn't one of
the main family members, but he was there. In the
background Chonky Smurf. Right, yeah, so the Chonky Smurf his
French actor and singer, and he spoke out and he
was dismissing. He goes, he goes, it wouldn't be fun
if there wasn't any controversy. You know what. The controversy

(13:50):
is so boring. Let me tell you something. I got
to rescue pop. Okay, haven't even had this dog for
a week. And this dog. I've had dogs before. I've
had super smart dogs, and I've had dumb dogs, and
I've had dogs that were easy to train in dogs
that were not easy to train. This is the smartest
dog I've ever had. He's wrapped or smart. He's going
to be opening door handles in the next couple of days.
Like he's already right there. He can fold fitted sheets already.

(14:12):
He's so good. He's not all the way potty trained yet.
And he gets these things that normal people and their
dogs they call the zoomies. We call them the demons.
And he just flies like someone stuck a rocket up
his backside all through the house. And it's crazy. He's
like a bullet bill. He turns into it. He's nuts. Anyway,
you know, he'll do something completely shocking, like, you know,

(14:34):
take a deuce on my hardwood floor right by the
front door and the bells that he's supposed to ring
to go out, which he does sometimes. That to me
is shocking. And I still think it was more artistic
than what I saw from the clip of the opening
ceremony at the Olympics. It was the more artistic, softer
lines Cane Weah very artfully laid. It was the deuce

(14:55):
way more artistic than this. And everyone's like, what it
was artistic? What about the Controversey? Try it with Islam
and then get back to me on how all that goes.
Town of Charlie, hebdo come and tell me how well
that works out. If you go, you know why, because
you people are artistic cowards. You're fat, uninspired, unoriginal, stupid,
just absolutely shallow artistic cowards. You go for the lowest

(15:19):
hanging fruit because Christians don't cut your heads off as
why so you constantly go back to the well of Christianity. Hey,
let's mock Christianity again. Let's put a crucifix in a
jar of urine. Let's do the same stuff over and
over again, and we can do it because no one's
gonna be cutting our heads off or blowing up our
buildings in which we live in. But you do a
comic about you know, Mohammed, and all of a sudden,

(15:40):
your whole staff is murked. So don't sit here and
act like it's artistic or it's brave or it's courageous.
There's nothing brave or courageous about it. I just see
people with low self esteem and no body awareness try
to pass off doing something that requires less effort than
what my rescue dog laid in front of my door
as art. It's not the same. I'm so tired of it.

(16:05):
I was tired of it when I was a kid.
A Madonna did it with her video. At some point,
will someone try to think of something a more creative way,
Like we've literally gone from the time of you know,
Michelangelo with his amazing sculpture and paintings and Rubens and
all of these, you know, amazing artistic expressions to a

(16:27):
fat dude dressed as a smurf dancing around on a table,
And then they try to act like it's you being
stupid about Greek mythology when they've given multiple interviews leading
up to it, saying it was absolutely based on the
Last Supper and it is a parody on faith. I
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Speaker 2 (17:49):
And now all of the news you would probably miss,
it's time for Data's quick five.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
So Carrie Lake took the GOP Senate primary, defeating Mike
Lamb yesterday in Arizona. They said it was a very
narrow victory, but the Associated Press called the race at
eight forty four pm, and I think they're still counting
the votes because if the final margin stable of the
thirty percentage point, then that's there's gonna be questions as

(18:19):
to whether or not she can defeat Galago, the Democrat candidate,
in November. So that's one to watch. Also, France spent
one and a half billion dollars cleaning feces out of
the Seine out of their river, and athletes apparently still
can't swim in it. They were supposed to be doing
different kind of activities, different events there, but they found

(18:41):
that the E. Coli levels were twenty times higher than
what the World Triathlon considers to be acceptable, which is disastrous.
One dead dozen sickened by roasted eel served at a
Japanese department store. So this was the Kaiqi department store.

(19:06):
One hundred and forty seven customers as of Monday this
week coud have recorded symptoms. They were eating grilled eel
dishes sold in the grocery section of the department store
based in Yokohama, near Tokyo. It was between July twenty
fourth and twenty fifth. Now, the tradition is that on
the hottest days of the summer you eat roasted eel
is a tonic for heat, and that's that's why everybody

(19:28):
was eating this. That's why they had it where so
many people were eating it. But they said that the
common denominator amongst the sickened was that grilled eel because
they were trying to figure out what was happening with it.
But that's that sounds disgusting. Okay, team USA women's gymnastics.
The team won gold, led by Simone Biles power to
first place, and it was I think it was their

(19:51):
first big team gold medal I think since eight as well.
So men's and women's teams that are doing incredibly and
doing incredibly good. Let's see and see if French DJ
takes the legal action over death threats over the opening
ceremony tableau. I'm sorry, you're not the victim. I don't
even give a I don't even give a reds ask.
You're not the victim. I don't care. National debt crosses

(20:12):
the thirty five trillion dollar mark live. I mean this
is it's live debt and unfunded liabilities. Uh, that's the
national debt. Thirty five trillion dollars is where we are
at now. Generation Z young men are voting for Trump.

(20:32):
Young women like Kamala. It's a further distance there. But
in the in the two sexes, this is gen Z,
not millennials, but gen Z. So you have the females
that are leaning towards Kamala, men are leaning towards Trump.
I still feel like that that's a little bit of
a I don't know, and there's more into it. I'm
not going to get into it right now, but there's

(20:53):
a little bit more into it than just that FDA
has approved a blood test for colon cancer. This is
actually huge because because speaking of gen Z and actually
really they said baby gen X, and if you're fifty
and under, this is something that you're gonna have to
consider like colon cancer is is it's gonna be an epidemic.
In fact, I was talking to a doctor who said

(21:14):
that they are actually building like entire colon cancer wings
on hospitals, uh like in like in Houston, in and
around Texas because it's gonna be such an epidemic. So
the FDA approving a blood test for it to screen
it amongst average risk adults in the US is super important.
So I can't even play the music. Well for two reasons.
We can't play the music because we'll get dinged on

(21:35):
YouTube because they're fascist, and also because I can't play
half the damn words that Megan d. Stallion is singing
in her show. And I mean, yeah, it was super wholesome. Nothing. Yeah,
nothing is more wholesome than you know. I can't even.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Don't say it, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
The song is called body, and UH can't. Well, she's
talking about how a woman's body is crazy and a
woman's body is curvy and she has big memories and
a small waist. Yeah yeah yeah, and then she says
it again.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
And today's culture embraces the word memories.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I'm just gonna read some of the words I can say,
gave it back. Where's making it like a barbecue, But
she won't get your baby back. Uh numb No. I
want to make sure that people understand the news because
she performed at Kamala Harris's a presidential campaign event, so

(22:49):
this is very newsworthy. So again she meant, she remarks
upon the the woman's body, the curveness of the body,
the memory glands, and the small wist. And then she
again remarks upon the body and the curves that the
woman has the size of her memory glands and her
small waist. Yeah yeah, and keeps going from there.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Sounds clinicals like, yeah, but she that's what she was.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
That's that was at the uh Kamala Harris event. Yeah. Uh.
And then she performed savage and mm hmm. She talked
about her mood and asked what was happening, and then

(23:41):
talked about her female copulatory organ gratuitously finish. It's taken
everything I have right now. So is this part of
hose for Harris or what? Curious? Is it? What? What?

(24:02):
Because we had a hold up, I'm asking genuinely, because
we had white brods for Harris. Wait were those c
brods not sis brods. I don't know, white Brod's for Harris,
White dudes for Harris, right, I don't know. I'm just
you know, I'm just wondering if you're on stage at
an event and you're talking about your mail clop copulatory
organ and another woman's memory glands. I'm just wondering if

(24:24):
it's a host for Harris kind of thing. And then
there's a million jokes to be made just about that alone.
So oh yeah, we are starting the second hour like this,
this is the time we live in guys, Dane lash
here with you. Welcome, top of the second hour of
the program. So she was in Atlanta. She was at
Kamala Harris rally in Atlanta, I mean, and then the

(24:47):
people left. Lorraine noted that everybody was leaving after making
these Stallion performed. Everybody left Kamala had even gotten out there,
hadn't even gotten out on the stage, and they were leaving.
They were leaving. My favorite part was the live stream
that had Harris for President in the corner while Megan

(25:09):
thee Stallion was singing about female copulatory organs and their
various sizes. That was the chef's kiss of the whole thing.
Gotta say.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
So, you know, well, I mean, decency is back.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Dignity, dignity is back. It's back in the White House.
I'm telling you what. So there's that. I mean, maybe
just get two live crew up there. I don't know,
I mean, where's Oh yeah, he's so, I don't know.
So she so people were leaving before she She hadn't

(25:47):
even out there talking for like a couple of minutes,
and people started leaving. But that's you know, campaign outreach.
What my you did you see some of the attendees
in the background. Yeah, if you thought you were going
to get a speech on policy, no, sirs, no sirs, No,
ma'am's you're not just okay, that's that was awkward her

(26:11):
that whole campaign thing that she did. That was awkward there.
But hey, you know, if that's what it takes to
try to get people to vote for you. The grandparents
that were right behind her as the dancers were tworking
there at the event, that was really especially the one
with a little handkerchief on her neck. You know, that
was just truly truly it. So she couldn't I'm just

(26:32):
you know, I don't know, I'm never gonna I'm never
gonna say anything about Lee Greenwood being brought out on
stage for the millionth time to sing. And I like
Lee Greenwood, don't get me wrong, but literally, it's like
every time a Republican puts together an event, they're like,
wait a minute, do we have Lee Greenwood? Every time
there's an event, it can't be an event and it
can't go on unless Lee Greenwood is there to sing.
And I'm sure Lee Greenwood is like, you know, I

(26:54):
got other songs. I do have other songs.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
What is most American one?

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah? I know, Oh, and they're all you know about America.
It's almost like a Funny Farm scene, you know, at
the end of which if you haven't seen, you've got
to see it. Chevy Chase is in that movie when
he was younger, before he was an old man jackass.
But Chevy Chase is in this movie Funny Farm, and
he buys this farm in upstate New York, and you know,
they have this idyllic country life that's you know, what
him and his wife want. And anyway, it ends up

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falling apart and they're trying to sell the place, and
they they bring in all the townspeople to help them
sell it. And so the townspeople literally are like releasing
deer in the yard for as prospective home buyers come in,
and they have people that are they're paying for everybody
fifty dollars for like going above and beyond trying to
attract buyers, and people are Caroline and all kinds of

(27:43):
it's so ridiculous, But it's like like that, like they're
going to release any like release the eagles, q Lee Greenwood,
and then Lee Greenwood comes out right, is an eagle
soars and then fireworks go off, and I don't know,
I'm just you know, I'm just saying, so this was
I guess this is them trying to compete without them.
Like I said, I'm never going to say anything about
bringing out Lee Greenwood again because after this, I'll take

(28:05):
Lee green Wood singing the same song a million times over.
Then her trying to get this hot and making certain things, well,
I'm just saying that those are the lyrics the white
dudes for Kamala behind her look I don't know, and
some of the women don't look too the same, so

(28:27):
that's I don't know, she's gonna Kamala's got gotta pull
a little bit harder. Than this. She is the only
Democrat thus far to qualify for the DNC roll call vote,
and after a key deadline pass, she is officially the
nominee with no opponents nobody else meant the threshold of
support necessary to contend for the party's nomination. But still
I want to reiterate, she's not the official nominee yet,

(28:49):
not really the official nominee. However, they have delegates that
are going to be virtually formalizing voting to virtually formalize
her nomination, sticking to the party's existing plan to finalize
the nominee before the August seventh ballot access deadline in Ohio. Uh,
and she's she's gonna have her running mate selected before them.

(29:11):
So I don't know if you she keeps daring Trump
to debate her. She was saying she was trying to
challenge Trump in Athens, like, say it to my face,
why don't you come and say to maybe did you
come to debate? You don't get to change everything and
then act like you're the one. Wait what you don't
get to Let's know that's not how you that's not

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