August 8, 2024 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech. It's
his laugh mission to make bad decisions.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's time for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We can't even show this video and I really don't
have any other information about it. I mean literally, if
Wan showed it, it would just be a blur. A buck
naked dude was in the middle of the road doing
somersaults on the asphalt like a there's no way we
(00:37):
can there's no way we can actually play the the
video right, because the whole thing would have to be
I'm just watching. Yeah, I had to look at it
because I'm in pain. It's like looking at it this
he was somersaulting down the main road of the highway
completely nude. It ended up it was first discovered on
(00:59):
Reddit because that's where everybody goes like to you know,
immediately they go and they do that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Uh it's a one man parade.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And then they had the EMS behind him, very slowly
driving behind him as he just like did summersaults.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That was I don't know anything else about it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That was just I'm sure we'll have more later, So
bookmark that, you know, for when we were like remember
that naked Florida man.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Who was doing summersaults. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Uh, let's see here this. I got a couple of
other camp No, I'm not gonna or we can talk
about the Florida man who built a cave in his
backyard with shipping containers, a man cave, which that also
sounds like a fort with shipping containers. I'll share that
one with you tomorrow. Correct.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You know what, if you want Donald Trump to win,
then say that. Otherwise I'm speaking.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh that's that joy that they were talking about. She's
got that joy, joy joy joy down in her heart,
where down in her heart where.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
This is joyful? She's a joyful lady.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That was Vice President Kamala Harris, who I will I
will say. The Hamas wing of her supporters came in
and we're like boo, and she was like what, I
didn't pick it?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
She was running, mate, why are you doing me?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
She didn't say that, but that was kind of the
gist of it, you know, and uh so that that's
half of this isn't half in it? So they they yeah,
they And then she was trying to correct them because
you know, she's like.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You, is that how you went Trump to win?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
They don't care can I also touch on the camo
hat real quick? So this briefly was a big thing
last night. Briefly because they're trying so hard. One of
my favorite things ever is tried. They are trying to
make it, uh, make tim Walls look like Wama hooked
(02:59):
or I mean, he's a fud. This is the funnest thing.
This is the funnest hat ever. Just put fud on it.
Just get the hat and put fun on it. So
they started selling these camo hats last night, right, And
that's real Tree. That's a real tree up there. Now,
the Real Tree people do not support hairs walls, And
(03:20):
did we.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Reach out to the Real Tree people.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
They don't even like to get political, which, sorry, slick,
whether you want to get political or not, it is
getting political on you. So let me explain real quick,
because people were assuming that Real Tree was sponsoring them,
and Real Truth was like, oh, hell no, We're not
sponsoring Hare's walls. So the Real Tree camo pattern itself
(03:45):
is the copyrighted or trademarked and you guys know how
askap works, right, So this is one of the reasons why,
for instance, we don't play the music that I want
to play on the simulcast because it goes online and
that's a whole other license, and because it's like on perpetuity,
it's super expensive. So as CAP is like the licensing
system for music, musicians, artists, bands, et cetera. They can
(04:08):
write an original work and then they can choose to
license that work out to be used by people who
pay a fee to as CAP, and then they can
use the music. That's what radio stations and broadcasts do.
That's why we can play a lot whatever we want
radio wise, because our radio affiliates across the country they
work with as CAP, and so there's a fee for that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
There's a separate fee for TV. That's why you always hear.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
People joke about how expensive it is to play like however,
many seconds of like rolling Stones apparently are the most
expensive and ask CAP for TV at least that's how
it used to be, and then very.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Expensive digitally as well.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So anyway, with these people, they write an original work
and then they can choose to license it their as CAP,
and then as CAP, if you pay the fee, you
can use it for whatever. That's why when you have
a lot of these political rallies, a lot of these
people pay as cat fees, and so the artists can't
really bitche and moment if they dislike, you know, Trump
using one of their songs, because they chose to license
(05:05):
it out and that person can choose to use after
they pay the licensing fee.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They can choose to use it.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
However, they at rallies, you know, there's a limitation in
its usage. But playing it at a rally, you know,
for like an entertainment purpose, you know, that's kind of
what it's meant for. So anyway, long story short, it's
very very similar to what Real Tree did with the
pattern on their hat. They chose to license it out,
meaning different stores, different companies can then purchase the licensing
(05:34):
to use it for you know, they can embroider something
over it or whatever. And that's what the Harris Walls
campaign did. So they got these Real Tree hats and
then they put fud on them. I'm sorry, Harris Walls
on them.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's what they did.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Giant fud is what they should just put on it.
And then they're like, look, Tim Walls is a hunter.
Look we got Camo. We got Camo hats too. They're
trying to make him such a big deal.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
This is a.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Do we have the auto audio where he was like,
I carried a good and we have a weapon of
war E in war?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I know we is it for? Is we have audio?
It's audio some by four thousand. Please polk wold.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Cup like many of you did five weeks ago. And
Dad said, Dad, you're the only person I know who's
an elected office. You need to stop what's happening with this.
I'll take my kick in the butt for the NRA.
I spent twenty five years in the army, and I
hunt and I gave the money back. And I'll tell
you what I have been doing. I've been voting for
common sense legislation that protects a second Amendment. But we
can do background checks, we can do CDC research, we
can make sure we don't have reciprocal carry amongst states,
(06:35):
and we can make sure that those weapons of war
that I carried in war is the only place where
those are.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And that's where he's a big slipping liar. So he
gets all the heat. Don't sit here and be like, well, Dana,
you know he was to shut up. I don't care
who you are.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Shut up. He's telling everyone.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
And that's one video of a ton where he's telling everyone,
I carried weapons of war and in war. He's telling
everyone he was in war and he carried weapons of war.
He was lying about his service to bolster his credibility
in undermining your Second Amendment rights. What an absolute fud
(07:12):
I carried? You didn't You didn't care. First off, you
didn't carry an AR fifteen, You damn fud in.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You didn't go to battle.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You weren't in combat, and you didn't carry no damn
AR fifteen in combat, You absolute fud god lee, you
drunk socialist fud. Yeah, I went out there and I
carried a two two three. I was a third combat
or dird dirt. He there's tons of video. This guy's
saying this all over the place. I carried weapon of
(07:41):
war in war, and he's trying to trade on that,
like I know what war is, and I know what
weapons of war are, and I'm the expert.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So he can turn around and go, oh, well, did
you serve in war? You didn't. Oh, I guess your
opinion's invalid here, you know, which is exactly why we can.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
As you remember, we had the Revolutionary War because we
wanted to make sure we were servient to an ever
present military and a monarch. Ye, I mean this is
this is this is why this is so It's so
bad on him in so many ways, but that's why
he did it. He did it because of that. Let's
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Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
So I don't know if you guys have seen this video.
This is insane. The megayacht. Have you guys seen this
megayacht collision?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It was off the coast of so Steve Jobs's widow
was I don't think she was driving this yacht although
I could make jokes jokes.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's one hundred and forty million dollar yacht.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It smashed into this other yacht that was owned by
this Mexican telecom billionaire. Now there's an argument over how
deep the Mexican telecom billionaire's yacht was anchored, right, and
they're saying that, I mean, you can hear the crew scream.
It ran right into it. And so it was the
Lady Mora, which is owned by the Mexican billionaire, and
(10:31):
then Venus, which is owned by Lorreene Jobs. They were
saying that the Lady Mora was not anchored properly, it
was anchored too deep, and that it was it was
the one that was actually like veering into the Venus.
So there was like a scratch. It's going to be
super expensive. The Mexican billionaire just kind of laughed it off.
It was like, yeah, it's going to take more than
(10:52):
a few iPhones to fix it. But still like, control
your damn mega yacht, which is a sentence that I
actually didn't think I would ever say on this show. Right,
I mean, I'm watching this and I'm getting sick. I
watched this video like four times yesterday. I watched it
again this morning, and it makes me sick to watch it.
You can see it coming and you're like, oh my,
(11:12):
that's so the one that want is showing you on
the simulcast.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I think that's ugliest sin.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's that's the jobs Meggiat and the little ball at
the front shows that it's anchored. So they're saying that
the Lady Mora, the Mexican business guy, his is the
one that like drifted into hers.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's all from the perspective of the crew on the
Lady Mora, So we'll see. But I mean, I've never
seen anything that is more of a first world problem
than that.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's all I got to say.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Chemical substances that this is coming from ABC and all well,
ABC News, chemical substances, all kinds of terror, terror ingredients
had been found. This nineteen year old terror suspect that
was going to apparently bomb the Taylor Swift concert, was
going to look to kill himself and as many people
as possible. They found all kinds of explosive ingredients in
the house of two people. I'm one of one of
(12:04):
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were planning these attacks on Taylor spoke concerts in Vienna,
and they were inspired apparently about a Kaita and Isis.
One of them is a nineteen year old Austrian citizen
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(12:25):
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Speaker 2 (12:29):
MSN has reported this.
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They said the Hispanic population group by three point two
million in the beginning of the pandemic to mid twenty three,
making up ninety one percent of the country's overall gain.
The US population increased by three point four million over
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got to play this. Can we play this audio about
Bread and Circuses. We can't play any of the Olympic stuff.
Oh sorry, I can't even say the We can't play
any of the Bread and Circus twenty twenty four stuff
because they'll give us a season desist. So I can't
actually show you any of this, but I've got to
(14:25):
play at least. Can we at least play the audio.
It's not gonna be able to stay digitally because they'll
get you for that too.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
But what ended up happening? Let me pull this up.
This was this? Who is this?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
This is was one of the Olympic commentators who is
introducing this shot putter named Raven Saunders and say no,
it's good to see her back, and his co host
is like, well, actually she actually they are non binary.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Listen to this audio somebody twenty two turning her.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Running into these tampionships to the Calibu character.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Raven Saunders back, good to see it back.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
So it's up, Well this can't see them very well.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
No, Raven sounder is actually non binary and.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
She's wearing the mask. There was quite used to seeing
them with.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Interesting attire. So he's saying, oh, Raven Saunders, it's in
their British it's so good to see her back. And
then the other commentator goes, oh, yes, well, Raven Saunders
is actually non binary, so you're seeing them and they
oh my gosh. Really now they're British, so I you know,
if they had not done that in Britain, they could
(15:39):
probably get like fined. If you don't force, if you
don't compromise your right to free speech to fit someone
else's fantastical self perception, then you actually can get in
a lot of trouble over there.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
That's a real thing. It's not parody. That's real. That's real.
That's insane, that's absolutely insane. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
We have more on the as we ruled towards the
conclusion of all of this. Oh yeah, wait, I want
to get to this because you well, can we talk?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Is twenty three?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
This is the Director of Public Prosecutions of England and Wales.
Steve reminds me they're warning that if you share again
the speech issue, if you share online material riots, that's
an offense.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, listen to this.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
In the offense for incitement to racial hatred involves publishing
or distributing material which is insulting or abusive, which is
intended or likely to start racial hatred. So if you
retweet that, then you'll republishing that, and then potentially you're
committing that defense. And we do have dedicated police officers
(16:43):
who are scourling social media. Their job is to look
for this material and then follow up with that to.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Protection is getting stabbed, but to look for material about
hurting the feelings of people who might be doing the stabbing.
That is Stephen Parkinson, he's the Director of Public Prosecutions,
and he says that UK residents, if you'll cult reposting
even so much as sharing images of the riots online,
that could be considered criminals. So if you get a
(17:11):
photo like of a you know, somebody who is stabbing
school kids, and you know the riots that result from
the stabbing, and you share there like look what I
just happened to be there, and I was like, you know,
have my phone. I was thinking of, uh, yeah, you
could be in trouble. You can be in trouble for
taking pictures of right, you can be in trouble for
anything over there. You can be in trouble for blinking
over there there. And they act like that is what
(17:34):
incites hatred, but not the stabbing and the murder and
the grooming and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
That doesn't do it. That guy actually sounds like a
female copulatory organ. He does. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
And he's quoting the Public Order Act of nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Listen to this. This is the order. Listen to how
arbitrary it is.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
A person who uses threatening, abusive, or insulting words or behavior,
displays any written material which is threatening, abusive, or insulting,
it's guilty of an offense. So yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh man, we're heading there.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's time for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
We can't even show this video and I really don't
have any other information about it. I mean literally, if
Wan showed it, it would just be a blur. A buck
naked dude was in the middle of the road doing
somersaults on the asphalt like a there's no way we
(00:37):
can there's no way we can actually play the the
video right, because the whole thing would have to be
I'm just watching. Yeah, I had to look at it
because I'm in pain. It's like looking at it this
he was somersaulting down the main road of the highway
completely nude. It ended up it was first discovered on
(00:59):
Reddit because that's where everybody goes like to you know,
immediately they go and they do that.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Uh it's a one man parade.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
And then they had the EMS behind him, very slowly
driving behind him as he just like did summersaults.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
That was I don't know anything else about it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
That was just I'm sure we'll have more later, So
bookmark that, you know, for when we were like remember
that naked Florida man.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Who was doing summersaults. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Uh, let's see here this. I got a couple of
other camp No, I'm not gonna or we can talk
about the Florida man who built a cave in his
backyard with shipping containers, a man cave, which that also
sounds like a fort with shipping containers. I'll share that
one with you tomorrow. Correct.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You know what, if you want Donald Trump to win,
then say that. Otherwise I'm speaking.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh that's that joy that they were talking about. She's
got that joy, joy joy joy down in her heart,
where down in her heart where.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
This is joyful? She's a joyful lady.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
That was Vice President Kamala Harris, who I will I
will say. The Hamas wing of her supporters came in
and we're like boo, and she was like what, I
didn't pick it?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
She was running, mate, why are you doing me?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
She didn't say that, but that was kind of the
gist of it, you know, and uh so that that's
half of this isn't half in it? So they they yeah,
they And then she was trying to correct them because
you know, she's like.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You, is that how you went Trump to win?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
They don't care can I also touch on the camo
hat real quick? So this briefly was a big thing
last night. Briefly because they're trying so hard. One of
my favorite things ever is tried. They are trying to
make it, uh, make tim Walls look like Wama hooked
(02:59):
or I mean, he's a fud. This is the funnest thing.
This is the funnest hat ever. Just put fud on it.
Just get the hat and put fun on it. So
they started selling these camo hats last night, right, And
that's real Tree. That's a real tree up there. Now,
the Real Tree people do not support hairs walls, And
(03:20):
did we.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Reach out to the Real Tree people.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
They don't even like to get political, which, sorry, slick,
whether you want to get political or not, it is
getting political on you. So let me explain real quick,
because people were assuming that Real Tree was sponsoring them,
and Real Truth was like, oh, hell no, We're not
sponsoring Hare's walls. So the Real Tree camo pattern itself
(03:45):
is the copyrighted or trademarked and you guys know how
askap works, right, So this is one of the reasons why,
for instance, we don't play the music that I want
to play on the simulcast because it goes online and
that's a whole other license, and because it's like on perpetuity,
it's super expensive. So as CAP is like the licensing
system for music, musicians, artists, bands, et cetera. They can
(04:08):
write an original work and then they can choose to
license that work out to be used by people who
pay a fee to as CAP, and then they can
use the music. That's what radio stations and broadcasts do.
That's why we can play a lot whatever we want
radio wise, because our radio affiliates across the country they
work with as CAP, and so there's a fee for that.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
There's a separate fee for TV. That's why you always hear.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
People joke about how expensive it is to play like however,
many seconds of like rolling Stones apparently are the most
expensive and ask CAP for TV at least that's how
it used to be, and then very.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Expensive digitally as well.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So anyway, with these people, they write an original work
and then they can choose to license it their as CAP,
and then as CAP, if you pay the fee, you
can use it for whatever. That's why when you have
a lot of these political rallies, a lot of these
people pay as cat fees, and so the artists can't
really bitche and moment if they dislike, you know, Trump
using one of their songs, because they chose to license
(05:05):
it out and that person can choose to use after
they pay the licensing fee.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
They can choose to use it.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
However, they at rallies, you know, there's a limitation in
its usage. But playing it at a rally, you know,
for like an entertainment purpose, you know, that's kind of
what it's meant for. So anyway, long story short, it's
very very similar to what Real Tree did with the
pattern on their hat. They chose to license it out,
meaning different stores, different companies can then purchase the licensing
(05:34):
to use it for you know, they can embroider something
over it or whatever. And that's what the Harris Walls
campaign did. So they got these Real Tree hats and
then they put fud on them. I'm sorry, Harris Walls
on them.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's what they did.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Giant fud is what they should just put on it.
And then they're like, look, Tim Walls is a hunter.
Look we got Camo. We got Camo hats too. They're
trying to make him such a big deal.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
This is a.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Do we have the auto audio where he was like,
I carried a good and we have a weapon of
war E in war?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I know we is it for? Is we have audio?
It's audio some by four thousand. Please polk wold.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Cup like many of you did five weeks ago. And
Dad said, Dad, you're the only person I know who's
an elected office. You need to stop what's happening with this.
I'll take my kick in the butt for the NRA.
I spent twenty five years in the army, and I
hunt and I gave the money back. And I'll tell
you what I have been doing. I've been voting for
common sense legislation that protects a second Amendment. But we
can do background checks, we can do CDC research, we
can make sure we don't have reciprocal carry amongst states,
(06:35):
and we can make sure that those weapons of war
that I carried in war is the only place where
those are.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And that's where he's a big slipping liar. So he
gets all the heat. Don't sit here and be like, well, Dana,
you know he was to shut up. I don't care
who you are.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Shut up. He's telling everyone.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
And that's one video of a ton where he's telling everyone,
I carried weapons of war and in war. He's telling
everyone he was in war and he carried weapons of war.
He was lying about his service to bolster his credibility
in undermining your Second Amendment rights. What an absolute fud
(07:12):
I carried? You didn't You didn't care. First off, you
didn't carry an AR fifteen, You damn fud in.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
You didn't go to battle.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You weren't in combat, and you didn't carry no damn
AR fifteen in combat, You absolute fud god lee, you
drunk socialist fud. Yeah, I went out there and I
carried a two two three. I was a third combat
or dird dirt. He there's tons of video. This guy's
saying this all over the place. I carried weapon of
(07:41):
war in war, and he's trying to trade on that,
like I know what war is, and I know what
weapons of war are, and I'm the expert.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So he can turn around and go, oh, well, did
you serve in war? You didn't. Oh, I guess your
opinion's invalid here, you know, which is exactly why we can.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
As you remember, we had the Revolutionary War because we
wanted to make sure we were servient to an ever
present military and a monarch. Ye, I mean this is
this is this is why this is so It's so
bad on him in so many ways, but that's why
he did it. He did it because of that. Let's
save that audio SoundBite literally forever. Just make sure, just
(08:19):
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Tell them that Dana sent you and now all of
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Speaker 3 (09:48):
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
So I don't know if you guys have seen this video.
This is insane. The megayacht. Have you guys seen this
megayacht collision?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
It was off the coast of so Steve Jobs's widow
was I don't think she was driving this yacht although
I could make jokes jokes.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's one hundred and forty million dollar yacht.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It smashed into this other yacht that was owned by
this Mexican telecom billionaire. Now there's an argument over how
deep the Mexican telecom billionaire's yacht was anchored, right, and
they're saying that, I mean, you can hear the crew scream.
It ran right into it. And so it was the
Lady Mora, which is owned by the Mexican billionaire, and
(10:31):
then Venus, which is owned by Lorreene Jobs. They were
saying that the Lady Mora was not anchored properly, it
was anchored too deep, and that it was it was
the one that was actually like veering into the Venus.
So there was like a scratch. It's going to be
super expensive. The Mexican billionaire just kind of laughed it off.
It was like, yeah, it's going to take more than
(10:52):
a few iPhones to fix it. But still like, control
your damn mega yacht, which is a sentence that I
actually didn't think I would ever say on this show. Right,
I mean, I'm watching this and I'm getting sick. I
watched this video like four times yesterday. I watched it
again this morning, and it makes me sick to watch it.
You can see it coming and you're like, oh my,
(11:12):
that's so the one that want is showing you on
the simulcast.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
I think that's ugliest sin.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's that's the jobs Meggiat and the little ball at
the front shows that it's anchored. So they're saying that
the Lady Mora, the Mexican business guy, his is the
one that like drifted into hers.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's all from the perspective of the crew on the
Lady Mora, So we'll see. But I mean, I've never
seen anything that is more of a first world problem
than that.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
That's all I got to say.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Chemical substances that this is coming from ABC and all well,
ABC News, chemical substances, all kinds of terror, terror ingredients
had been found. This nineteen year old terror suspect that
was going to apparently bomb the Taylor Swift concert, was
going to look to kill himself and as many people
as possible. They found all kinds of explosive ingredients in
the house of two people. I'm one of one of
(12:04):
the homes of the two people who were suspected they
were planning these attacks on Taylor spoke concerts in Vienna,
and they were inspired apparently about a Kaita and Isis.
One of them is a nineteen year old Austrian citizen
who fully confessed. According to the head of Austrian Security,
over ninety percent of US population growth since twenty twenty
(12:25):
came from Hispanics, according to new numbers.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
MSN has reported this.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
They said the Hispanic population group by three point two
million in the beginning of the pandemic to mid twenty three,
making up ninety one percent of the country's overall gain.
The US population increased by three point four million over
that period as well. I swear to you Geope needs
to be registering people at the border. Paper straws are
often touted as a great alternative, but they're toxic.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Of course they are. I have to tell you there,
I got straws.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
That are made from cornstarch and they're like plastic.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
They're just as good as plastic.
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got to play this. Can we play this audio about
Bread and Circuses. We can't play any of the Olympic stuff.
Oh sorry, I can't even say the We can't play
any of the Bread and Circus twenty twenty four stuff
because they'll give us a season desist. So I can't
actually show you any of this, but I've got to
(14:25):
play at least. Can we at least play the audio.
It's not gonna be able to stay digitally because they'll
get you for that too.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
But what ended up happening? Let me pull this up.
This was this? Who is this?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
This is was one of the Olympic commentators who is
introducing this shot putter named Raven Saunders and say no,
it's good to see her back, and his co host
is like, well, actually she actually they are non binary.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Listen to this audio somebody twenty two turning her.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Running into these tampionships to the Calibu character.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Raven Saunders back, good to see it back.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
So it's up, Well this can't see them very well.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
No, Raven sounder is actually non binary and.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
She's wearing the mask. There was quite used to seeing
them with.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Interesting attire. So he's saying, oh, Raven Saunders, it's in
their British it's so good to see her back. And
then the other commentator goes, oh, yes, well, Raven Saunders
is actually non binary, so you're seeing them and they
oh my gosh. Really now they're British, so I you know,
if they had not done that in Britain, they could
(15:39):
probably get like fined. If you don't force, if you
don't compromise your right to free speech to fit someone
else's fantastical self perception, then you actually can get in
a lot of trouble over there.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
That's a real thing. It's not parody. That's real. That's real.
That's insane, that's absolutely insane. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
We have more on the as we ruled towards the
conclusion of all of this. Oh yeah, wait, I want
to get to this because you well, can we talk?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Is twenty three?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
This is the Director of Public Prosecutions of England and Wales.
Steve reminds me they're warning that if you share again
the speech issue, if you share online material riots, that's
an offense.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, listen to this.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
In the offense for incitement to racial hatred involves publishing
or distributing material which is insulting or abusive, which is
intended or likely to start racial hatred. So if you
retweet that, then you'll republishing that, and then potentially you're
committing that defense. And we do have dedicated police officers
(16:43):
who are scourling social media. Their job is to look
for this material and then follow up with that to.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Protection is getting stabbed, but to look for material about
hurting the feelings of people who might be doing the stabbing.
That is Stephen Parkinson, he's the Director of Public Prosecutions,
and he says that UK residents, if you'll cult reposting
even so much as sharing images of the riots online,
that could be considered criminals. So if you get a
(17:11):
photo like of a you know, somebody who is stabbing
school kids, and you know the riots that result from
the stabbing, and you share there like look what I
just happened to be there, and I was like, you know,
have my phone. I was thinking of, uh, yeah, you
could be in trouble. You can be in trouble for
taking pictures of right, you can be in trouble for
anything over there. You can be in trouble for blinking
over there there. And they act like that is what
(17:34):
incites hatred, but not the stabbing and the murder and
the grooming and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
That doesn't do it. That guy actually sounds like a
female copulatory organ. He does. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
And he's quoting the Public Order Act of nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Listen to this. This is the order. Listen to how
arbitrary it is.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
A person who uses threatening, abusive, or insulting words or behavior,
displays any written material which is threatening, abusive, or insulting,
it's guilty of an offense. So yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh man, we're heading there.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
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