August 20, 2024 • 31 mins
Dana recaps Biden’s angry speech among other crazy speeches at day 1 of
the DNC. Meanwhile, Tim Walz tries to sell joy to your Thanksgiving dinner this year with your family even though he outlawed Thanksgiving in Minnesota in 2020 over COVID.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Celtech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laf mission to make bad decisions.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's time for Florida man.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well, I've heard a lot of things, but this is
a new one for me. A Florida man was jailed
for impersonating a Miami Springs pizzeria and delivering disgusting pies.
Customer complaints convinced owner of real Romans Pizzeria to call
the cops. This fifty five year old Florida dude is
facing a felony charge. It was a bizarre impersonation scheme
(00:38):
that left pizza customers getting a raw deal set authorities.
Police said that the guy ran an elaborate scheme to
defraud tourists staying in the hotels of Miami Springs by
pretending to be a well known local pizza parlor. According
to police, customers who thought that they were ordering pies
from Romans Pizzeria were instead getting subpar slices from Jose
(01:03):
Marty Alvarez. Marty Alvarez was distributing fake pizza flyers to
hotel rooms advertising Roman.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Pizzeria and misleading visitors.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Now, Jesus Roman, who's the proprietor of the actual pizzeria.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
He's been doing this for forty years.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
He said that Marty Alvarez's pizzas were bad, uncooked, and
sometimes they were sent in a box with a box
with a piece of raw dough. He said, they just
give them to him and by the time that they
realize that they've gone away. The fraud has been going
on for several years and it's caused significant hardship for
the actual Real Romans pizzeria, including complaints to the Better
(01:39):
Business Bureau and negative reviews and offset customers. He was
actually tanking their business, and sometimes people would show up
to the actual restaurant and demand their food. They said,
where's our food, and they have to go that's not us.
That is literally not us. You've been defrauded. And so
after the Real Roman went to the police, they finally
(02:00):
arrested this Alvarez guy on a charge of organized scheme
to defraud and they booked him into jail and he's
facing also facing aggravated battery charge after he fled from
hotel staff in his vehicle and hit a staff member.
He is supposed to stay away from these hotels in
the restaurant and all of that and this is crazy.
(02:20):
So they gave him five thousand dollars bond. This is
one of the craziest things I've ever heard. So he
he actually went through like making pizzas. They just weren't good,
sometimes undergoked and this isn't crazy, but this went on
for years. How did it take that three years? How
(02:42):
did it take three years for them to catch this guy?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
This is okay?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Will you mark this as one of the craziest Florida
man stories? So when we do our year end, because
this is nuts. I've never heard of a story like
this in my whole life. Can you imagine he's like
makeing these pizzas. He's making them somewhere, I guess in
his house. The article doesn't say, I'm this is fascinating
to me. Oh my gosh, let's see here. Oh what
(03:13):
this battery? A sibling fight, a ravioli attack?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Oh boy? Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
So a twenty one year old Florida woman was mad
that her sister would not share food that she brought home.
Got mad because the the.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Victim didn't share, so the sister attacked her.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Police recalled Nikia Davis was mad at her sister because
the victim did not allow the defendant to have any
of her ravioli, and the mifed sister say police retaliated
by throwing a plate of ravioli at her sibling, and
when police arrived at the Clearwater property, the victim still
had sauce from the ravioli on her. And then I
(03:54):
cannot believe this is an actual story. And this chick
is in the mugshot like, yeah, I did it what
she does? So they got her, their arrested her. She
can't have contact with her sister. She's got a restraining
order against her. All this this is so wild like that,
I mean, okay. And then a guy got kicked out
of a Florida strip club and he does look like
post malon Kina and decided then to drive this said
(04:18):
truck in front like into the club.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Well, I'll save this one for you tomorrow.
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Speaker 5 (05:29):
This decision over Turney Roby Wade that you heard earlier tonight.
The United States Supreme Court majority wrote the following quote.
Women are not without electrical were not allowed, not without electoral,
electoral or political power.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
They're cheering them, no kidding.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Marga Republic has found out the power women and twenty
twenty two.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Okay, I can't even deal with those guys. I need
to stay prayer for myself.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Lord God, please put a hand over my mouth, because
this isn't how to do this today.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I want praying. I want not praying that.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
That's what I want. Electrical power, So.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Explain something to me about women, because they can't define them.
We got electrical power, but he doesn't know if we
got penises. I'm to understand that. Is that my understanding? Right,
that's what we all get. We all get out of that. Yeah,
I feel like that's a fair assessment. I mean, it's
what he said, Angry Biden. Welcome to the show, guys.
(06:44):
Dana lash with you at the top of this Tuesday
first hour. Can listen all over You can check out
the Simulcas Channel three forty seven rumbles where the discussion happens.
We also we got We're also on X two. So
I'm gonna be honest with you. I ended up going
to bed before he was finished talking because you know,
(07:06):
girlfriend needed to get some z's all right, Like I
had to go catch some I was not gonna They
stuck this sundowner at the end of the night, and
the left was like, but.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Dana, here's the keynote, he's the key. No, you know
what they did.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
They everyone ran long, everyone ran long, and they stuck
their Sundowner at the very end of the night. It
was eleven o'clock, y'all. It was eleven o'clock. And I'm
up like watching this, you know, because we have to
discuss it today.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I'm up watching this, like godly, what on earth?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And I feel like the speech that he gave was
the speech that he was that he would have given
on Thursday, you know, like that is the speech that
he would have given on Thursday had he been the nominee,
which she's not. And so uh, he came out and
(08:04):
he was mad, and Jill seemed bitter, and it was weird.
The whole thing was weird, right, came from what you saw.
I was weird, like they He came out and it
felt like every I was trying to figure out how
the words to use, but it felt weird, right, He
felt better, he seemed ticked, and then Ashley came out.
(08:30):
Ashley was out before Dan. But I don't audio sound
by three. This was supposed to well, actually, wait a minute,
I don't even know what I want. I have so
many that we have eleventy thousand audio soundbites for you
today and I where do we want to Maybe let's
do three? You want to say, yeah, let's do three.
Let's start with three. Let's let's look at some of
(08:51):
the joy.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Let's see spend the honor of my lifetime to serve
as your president. I love the job, but I love
my country more.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
That I love my country more? Is that what you
merched it out?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
And all this talk about how I am an you,
all the people who said, as you step down, that's
not true.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
He had to say that.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
He had to say that, so they'll give him his insure.
I don't know what kind of frank and juice they
popped him up on when they stuffed him shuffled him
out there on that stage.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
First off, no one believes that at all whatsoever. That's
number one.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
We we don't believe. You're gonna the tell alls that
are gonna come out later. You guys know it's gonna
be crazy. So nobody believes that number one. Number two, Uh,
he's like, I.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Love my country, I love my dad, Gay's son. I
love my country. I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
No, you you're you loved merching off of your country
to enrich in your family, which is why the house
you know, I mean, God love him. Most of the
nation's not paying attention. But they're doing what they need
to do. And they went through the they went through
the inquiry.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Process and uh it was.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
They went through the whole process and it you know,
they've they found out that yes, he absolutely did, he
absolutely did. They were merching out the office, they were
selling influence, and so they have evidence for impeachable offenses.
Whether or not they go through with that, I don't know.
I think they should. I miss a goofy. If they don't,
(10:26):
I think they absolutely should.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I think they have.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I think they they are they should be required to
at this point. But you know, anyway, I just think
I I I cannot get over is the idea that
and I'm looking at all these I have a million
soundbites for you. This is supposed to be the Convention
(10:49):
of Joy, and I don't understand what the hell that means.
How many times have you heard them say that, oh,
we're bringing joy back. What the hell well does that mean?
How about lower prices back? How about you bring back
lower prices, how about you bring back no inflation? How
about you bring back jobs. How about you bring back
(11:11):
border security. How about you bring back more the greater
stability worldwide? How about you bring back common sense economic policy?
That was this?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Joy? Like, what do you mean? Are we talking about this? Audio?
Sound by six? This kind of joy? Is this what
we're talking about?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Joy? Joy?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Joy?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
More children of America are killed by a gunshot than
any other cause in the United States. More die from
a bullet and cancer accidents anything else in the United
States of America.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
My God, Now, others.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Proud we beat the ENNA right when we passed the
first major bypart for.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
First that's not even true. And we've gone over the
six ways to Sunday.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I've published the receipts over at my sub stack for
people who like to read things and know about things,
you know generally before they discuss them. I posted all
of this online and it's all driven by drug and
gang violence. The CDC goes all the way up to
the age of nineteen to define children, and the predominant
ages of driving the gang and gun the drug violence
(12:25):
are eighteen to nineteen year old. When you remove those,
those fatalities due to illegally possessed guns drop so dramatically
that they fall into third fourth place behind drug usages,
drug usage, drug overdose, et cetera, opioid epidemic, automobile deaths,
drownings literally that, but they have to inflate those numbers.
(12:47):
And then also it doesn't take into account suicide either,
which is a whole other concern. So this idea, you know,
I just I mean, he gets up there and he
lies and he screams. Is that the joy that we're
talking about?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
I mean, there's.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Seriously, he just like he's they screamed. They were so angry.
What the hell in the world. I mean, they're so
angry when they went out there, all of them. This
is supposed to be the joy?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
What is joy? What is joy?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
And then audio sun by thirty five, AOC goes out
and then she apparently has a new accent.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
This was weird watch this and Chicago. We have to
help her win.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Because we know that Donald Trump would sell this country
for a dollar if it meant lining his own pockets
and greasing the palms of his Wall Street friends. And
I who won and tired about of hearing about how
a two bit union buster thinks of himself as more
(13:49):
of a patriot than the woman who fights.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Every single day?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Isn't working people so much of the boots A great?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
What do you mean the woman who every single day?
What is she talking about? What woman is out there
fighting every single day? What are you talking about? What
was she talking about? What the new woman who didn't everything?
Good day? All the single ladies.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
All the things.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I just I don't know what she's talking about.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Are she talking about the bus that's out there?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Like? Hey, come on, ladies, you know super hydraunic by
the way, come on and sit in the same chair
that a bunch of other ladies said and throw your
throw your feeties up in them stirrups. Let's let's go
to abortiontown. Gross, that's so nasty. Oh I think die
bar bathrooms are probably cleaner.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Do you know what I mean? So bad?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
What?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Did I have no idea?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
What she's that's that's so much joy Didn't that sound joyful? Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Got that?
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Do I do?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I do?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I do it down in my heart? Where down in
my heart?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Where sounded so joyful? I mean just saying I don't know?
So they I mean, we got a million soundbites from this.
We're going to play them throughout the program. But safe
to say that it wasn't a very joyful evening since
joy was on the menu and we didn't get a
lot of it. Biden was angry. I was looking at
(15:15):
the transcript of his speech. He was very, very angry.
And then you had all the protests that were outside.
So you had the common Commies versus the establishment commies,
which I am endlessly fascinated by. And I've talked about
this a million times before. I actually wrote about this
in my third book, Grace Canceled about the common Commies
and the establishment. It was kind of, you know, it
(15:37):
was in one of the chapters that I had about reconciliation,
et cetera. But it was fascinating because they get out
in their streets. They go out in the streets. There's
tons of video, and you know, I was asking people
who y'all got the common Comedies are the establishment comedies?
Because what gets me is that the common Commies think
that they're actually valued by the establishment elites inside the
(16:00):
establishment limousine commies, they think that they actually matter. The
common Commies think that they matter to the establishment in
the inside, but they don't. The establishment commies don't give
a rat's backside about the common commies the proletariat. They
don't care about you. You please, they don't care. They
(16:24):
only think that the common commies are useful as they
get out the vote mechanism. That's the only time that
they find any kind of value or any sort of
use for these people. They are a get out the
vote mechanism. And what really gets me is they act
like they're such rebels. They are hard asses. They're out
there and they're black true religion genes, and they're brand
(16:48):
new converts that have super clear white souls and their
iPhones the latest editions. They're out there with their brand
new purchase picnic blankets that they wear over their faces
as matters. They're out there with their their kitted out
black riot gear, and they think that they are Actually,
we're going to tell that establishment. They're not going to tell.
(17:09):
They're not going to listen to you, but they think
they matter. And yet even after they're treated this way
as they were treated in twenty sixteen, they obediently show
up and they lick the boot of the establishment every
damn election. That's real beta energy. They act so tough
(17:31):
in the streets, but they will obediently file out and
they're going to.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Queue up at their polling place.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Gone. At that moment will be the summer of their rage,
all of their rioting in the streets, their protests, all
their signage, and they will lick the boot and vote obediently,
because that's what serfs do. That's the function that they
play in the Democrat Party. They're just They're not common comedies.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
They're serfs.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
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Speaker 6 (18:12):
The Great Abraham Lincoln described the Constitution as a picture
or frame of silver, built to guard or protect an
apple of gold. This apple of gold was the death
rice of independence and its principle of equal rights for all.
This principle of equal rights, Lincoln said, clears the path
for all, gives hope to all, and by consequence, enterprise
and industry to all. There are many today who seek
(18:34):
to limit or distort this great principle by employing a
distorted definition of equality and equality of condition or outcome,
regardless how people live their lives. This distortion, if generally accepted,
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all of the news you would probably miss. It's time
for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
A milk jug prank was mistaken for gunfire that led
to the evacuation of Colorado Mills Mall in Lakewood, Colorado.
Their mall there was evacuated Saturday night because police at
a prank involving milk jugs was mistaken for gunfire.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
It's about five point forty pm. No shots were fired.
As a group of juveniles, they said, there's no victims
than nothing.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Boys wearing masks were standing up on chairs and slamming
jugs of milk to the ground, and that's what people
thought was the gunfire.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Apparently, I don't know that's what they thought. So hmm,
let's see here.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
The booze free landscape. Sober the younger generations have. They're
not like, I don't know, they don't drink. They don't,
which I'm not saying that's a bad thing. Sober curious.
They said it's a popular with younger general and they've
noticed everything from wine to like craft beer to all
(20:06):
that liquor. They've noticed that the upcoming, you know, like
zoomers and baby millennials particularly, they are the ones that
are not big drinkers, particularly zoomers. They said, it's kind
of interesting. So they're all kind of they're all sort
of feeling that. And Eric Adams has to apologize because
he confused India with Pakistan during Independent Indian Independent celebration.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
In New York City. Yeah, big mix up there with him.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
It was at the parade and queens where he mistakenly
and repeatedly said Pakistani or Pakistan when it was Indian
Indian Independence Day. Okay, I mean they literally have signed
saying Indian community. How do you mess that up? I
don't know, because I'm not him, I don't know. This
is the craziest I don't know. Italy has imposed beach
(20:54):
rolls and selfie stoplights because tourism, so this is true.
You're not allowed and places to take selfies. The selfie
influencer thing is so crazy. They would actually like clog
up roads and because people would get out and they'd
want to take pictures on the side of these tiny
little roads and cars couldn't get around and everything.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
So it was nuts.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
So they've made it to where in certain areas you
can actually get sighted and get in trouble for clogging
up to traffic.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
To do that.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
They said that people Italians go on vacation the month
of August, and so they said that thirteen million Italians
are traveling around.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
It's called Federghostoa.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
It's an ancient holiday that Augustus implemented, and so they
go around, they travel, and so they have a night
swimming band in Sardinia. They also have trail closures no
selfies in a number of places. And it's not really them,
it's just like everybody else. That's kind of a rule
that goes all year round. But it's very interesting. Tim
Wolves was against trying to sell people on joy. Guys
(21:55):
trying to sell them on joy very much wanted people
that I guess they wanted them to think like they're
the happy people. He tweeted. Quote this is what he
tweeted yesterday or no, two days ago. Remember the time
when you could go to Thanksgiving with your relatives and
not complain about politics the whole time.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
This election is a chance to bring up the joy.
This is him. Listen, some of us.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Who have less hair and are old enough can remember
when you could go to Thanksgiving, watch a stealer's game
with your relatives, and not complain about politics the whole time,
hoppy on each other's neck because you shared a commitment
to democracy, her commitment to personal freedom, how commitment to
(22:42):
public education, a commitment to infrastructure.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
We don't call each other names.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
We don't do it, and we don't use the leech
fortune and amongst us as punchlines for our jokes because
they are our neighbors.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Is so crazy about us?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
And I tweeted about this? He Tim Walls is you
know the Minnesota doubt. He's literally the guy literally outlawed
Thanksgiving with your relatives and he established a snitch line
to tell on your neighbors if they got together with theirs.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Quote this was There's a numerous articles. This one was
the local press there. Governor Tim Walls is confirmed a
pause that will lead to the closure of dining service
at bars, restaurants, temporary shutdowns of gyms and fitness centers,
weddings and private parties postponman of organized sports. The measures
announced Wednesday evening also involved prohibition of in person gatherings
with people outside of your household coming just a week
(23:43):
before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Huh what? Here's more.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Twin Cities Pioneer Press his executive order on it banned
any indoor gatherings that included people not of your immediate
family who live there.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I mean the PDF is on this thing called the
internet and people can go and read it.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
So what is he talking about.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I mean, he's like, remember the time, No, a lot
of people had that taken from the I'm gonna tell
you what. This is what pisses me off. I was
talking to a friend about this. Let me tell you something.
Why we have an unprocessed rage from lockdown. We were
never we never got a debrief on this. This is
(24:31):
the first election that we have had since our entire
first presidential election we have had since our entire nation
was locked down. Kids didn't go to school. My oldest
son started his college life and in a college that
(24:54):
they had locked down and for a number of weeks,
and then after his roommate left for a number of weeks.
He was little, as so many other students his age
were locked down in their rooms for weeks on end,
many of them just by themselves. You had to go
pick up your lunch and eat in your room. You
could eat in the cafeteria, and then if you were
(25:15):
lucky enough to have a class that would actually hold
it in person, and it usually was like a lab
or something. You had to sit so far apart you
couldn't talk to anyone. It was forced prison. And what
even isolation isolations kinder? It was forced prison. And our
young adults spent months living like this. I had friends
(25:36):
that had to watch their parents die alone behind glass
because they couldn't be at their bedside. People lost their jobs,
they lost their lives.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
So don't sit here and give me this.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Do you remember when you could shut the hell up?
I am so tired of this. You communist rat bastards
locked this nation down. You almost bankrupted us. You locked
up our kids. You know what, You screwed up a
good portion of our younger generation because you made them
isolate for two years. You know how messed up it
(26:14):
is to have little kids going to zoom classes on
their computer, like a boardroom zoom class. This isn't an
outpost on Mars. It's the United States of America. You
know how messed up it is to tell people they
got to get an experimental shot if they want to
be able to earn a check or get in a
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cab or going to a restaurant. Mister, oh well, we
don't need ID to vote, but you got to have
an IDA to go eat at a restaurant. And a
number of these Marxist blue states like his. Remember when
you could sit around and talk with your family Thanksgiving
and not talk about politics. How can you not talk
about politics? You politics were what prevented them from gathering
(26:57):
together in the first place. And you're trying to make
this about joy. Sorry, we don't, not all of us.
We don't have a lot of joy. We're gonna bring
joy back. How about you bring damn jobs back, regular
priced items that aren't subject to inflation.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
That might be nice. My gosh, this election should.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Be about the biggest damn reckoning since the Revolution, and
it's not. And my I'm gutted over it. I'm actually
appalled at many on my own side because there you
want to know, who has the right to be out
in the street raging we do.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
For locking down our kids.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
We ought to be out in the streets with rage
for shutting down our businesses. We ought to be out
in the streets with rage. All you Aintifa Pansy's can
sit down on your not existing flat asses. We ought
to be the ones out there in the streets. You
don't even know what a revolution looks like until you
tick off the people that don't want to be bothered,
and then, by god, Katie the door.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
You ain't never coming back. This is what enrages me.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I am gutted that we're talking about DULA and all
this other stupid.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Petty nonsense.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Our kids lost several years of their lives at the
most formative ages possible. Do you know what it's like
for a nineteen year old to be locked into a
dorm room for weeks?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Do you know what it's like for young adults.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
One of my kids friends was going to go into
be a veterinarian, couldn't do any of her classes, couldn't
do any of their classes, ended up ended up dropping
out and didn't go and become a veterinarian. Another parent
I know whose kid graduated with my oldest was going
to be a doctor.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
We need more of those, right. Lockdown happened.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Couldn't keep up with the requirements for the coursework because
it was so insane. Because they couldn't even go to
some of the classes that weren't even being held because
they couldn't do things in person and everything, couldn't do
your couldn't do anything. So dropped out, dropped out of school.
I mean, that's what we are. That's the reality. And
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then we're just supposed to pick up and Okay, let's
just go back to normal. No, there is no normal anymore.
We have a communist who is running as a Democrat
for the White House, that party.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I don't know if you watched this last night.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I mean I got audio from Jasmincrockett and all this
other stuff to make fun of. I think it's I
think they kind of wanted to make it look like
a freak show to mask the fact that they are
straight up talking communism, price controls, really seizing patents, seizing
your private property. You put in the time, you put
(29:42):
in the effort, you put in the money to file.
It's your ip, your blood, sweat and tears, and they're
gonna just come and take it from you because and
she says she's got the political will to do so.
They have the audacity to propose this after we already
got taste of what communism was here in the United States,
(30:04):
that was lockdown. That's exactly what Democrats are promising again,
but they want to call it different policies. Now, that's
exactly what they're promising you again, except this time you'll
be lockdown because you're gonna be too damn broke to
go anywhere. You're gonna have to spend your whole year's
salary to buy an ev Oh, they're gonna give you
(30:25):
a few thousand dollars to subsidize it. They're gonna lower
the criteria for getting a homewan to buy a house.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
They're gonna give you an extra twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
And then, even though you wouldn't be able to afford
the house in the first place, you're gonna buy it
because you think you're gonna you can. And then you're
not gonna It's gonna be Franni and Fetti a fanning.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Freddy all over again.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
This election ought to be, like I said, the greatest
reckoning since the Revolution, and that it isn't, I think
is a stunning epitaph of part of the American spirit.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laf mission to make bad decisions.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
It's time for Florida man.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Well, I've heard a lot of things, but this is
a new one for me. A Florida man was jailed
for impersonating a Miami Springs pizzeria and delivering disgusting pies.
Customer complaints convinced owner of real Romans Pizzeria to call
the cops. This fifty five year old Florida dude is
facing a felony charge. It was a bizarre impersonation scheme
(00:38):
that left pizza customers getting a raw deal set authorities.
Police said that the guy ran an elaborate scheme to
defraud tourists staying in the hotels of Miami Springs by
pretending to be a well known local pizza parlor. According
to police, customers who thought that they were ordering pies
from Romans Pizzeria were instead getting subpar slices from Jose
(01:03):
Marty Alvarez. Marty Alvarez was distributing fake pizza flyers to
hotel rooms advertising Roman.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Pizzeria and misleading visitors.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Now, Jesus Roman, who's the proprietor of the actual pizzeria.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
He's been doing this for forty years.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
He said that Marty Alvarez's pizzas were bad, uncooked, and
sometimes they were sent in a box with a box
with a piece of raw dough. He said, they just
give them to him and by the time that they
realize that they've gone away. The fraud has been going
on for several years and it's caused significant hardship for
the actual Real Romans pizzeria, including complaints to the Better
(01:39):
Business Bureau and negative reviews and offset customers. He was
actually tanking their business, and sometimes people would show up
to the actual restaurant and demand their food. They said,
where's our food, and they have to go that's not us.
That is literally not us. You've been defrauded. And so
after the Real Roman went to the police, they finally
(02:00):
arrested this Alvarez guy on a charge of organized scheme
to defraud and they booked him into jail and he's
facing also facing aggravated battery charge after he fled from
hotel staff in his vehicle and hit a staff member.
He is supposed to stay away from these hotels in
the restaurant and all of that and this is crazy.
(02:20):
So they gave him five thousand dollars bond. This is
one of the craziest things I've ever heard. So he
he actually went through like making pizzas. They just weren't good,
sometimes undergoked and this isn't crazy, but this went on
for years. How did it take that three years? How
(02:42):
did it take three years for them to catch this guy?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
This is okay?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Will you mark this as one of the craziest Florida
man stories? So when we do our year end, because
this is nuts. I've never heard of a story like
this in my whole life. Can you imagine he's like
makeing these pizzas. He's making them somewhere, I guess in
his house. The article doesn't say, I'm this is fascinating
to me. Oh my gosh, let's see here. Oh what
(03:13):
this battery? A sibling fight, a ravioli attack?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Oh boy? Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
So a twenty one year old Florida woman was mad
that her sister would not share food that she brought home.
Got mad because the the.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Victim didn't share, so the sister attacked her.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Police recalled Nikia Davis was mad at her sister because
the victim did not allow the defendant to have any
of her ravioli, and the mifed sister say police retaliated
by throwing a plate of ravioli at her sibling, and
when police arrived at the Clearwater property, the victim still
had sauce from the ravioli on her. And then I
(03:54):
cannot believe this is an actual story. And this chick
is in the mugshot like, yeah, I did it what
she does? So they got her, their arrested her. She
can't have contact with her sister. She's got a restraining
order against her. All this this is so wild like that,
I mean, okay. And then a guy got kicked out
of a Florida strip club and he does look like
post malon Kina and decided then to drive this said
(04:18):
truck in front like into the club.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Well, I'll save this one for you tomorrow.
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Speaker 5 (05:29):
This decision over Turney Roby Wade that you heard earlier tonight.
The United States Supreme Court majority wrote the following quote.
Women are not without electrical were not allowed, not without electoral,
electoral or political power.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
They're cheering them, no kidding.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Marga Republic has found out the power women and twenty
twenty two.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Okay, I can't even deal with those guys. I need
to stay prayer for myself.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Lord God, please put a hand over my mouth, because
this isn't how to do this today.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
I want praying. I want not praying that.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
That's what I want. Electrical power, So.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Explain something to me about women, because they can't define them.
We got electrical power, but he doesn't know if we
got penises. I'm to understand that. Is that my understanding? Right,
that's what we all get. We all get out of that. Yeah,
I feel like that's a fair assessment. I mean, it's
what he said, Angry Biden. Welcome to the show, guys.
(06:44):
Dana lash with you at the top of this Tuesday
first hour. Can listen all over You can check out
the Simulcas Channel three forty seven rumbles where the discussion happens.
We also we got We're also on X two. So
I'm gonna be honest with you. I ended up going
to bed before he was finished talking because you know,
(07:06):
girlfriend needed to get some z's all right, Like I
had to go catch some I was not gonna They
stuck this sundowner at the end of the night, and
the left was like, but.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Dana, here's the keynote, he's the key. No, you know
what they did.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
They everyone ran long, everyone ran long, and they stuck
their Sundowner at the very end of the night. It
was eleven o'clock, y'all. It was eleven o'clock. And I'm
up like watching this, you know, because we have to
discuss it today.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I'm up watching this, like godly, what on earth?
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And I feel like the speech that he gave was
the speech that he was that he would have given
on Thursday, you know, like that is the speech that
he would have given on Thursday had he been the nominee,
which she's not. And so uh, he came out and
(08:04):
he was mad, and Jill seemed bitter, and it was weird.
The whole thing was weird, right, came from what you saw.
I was weird, like they He came out and it
felt like every I was trying to figure out how
the words to use, but it felt weird, right, He
felt better, he seemed ticked, and then Ashley came out.
(08:30):
Ashley was out before Dan. But I don't audio sound
by three. This was supposed to well, actually, wait a minute,
I don't even know what I want. I have so
many that we have eleventy thousand audio soundbites for you
today and I where do we want to Maybe let's
do three? You want to say, yeah, let's do three.
Let's start with three. Let's let's look at some of
(08:51):
the joy.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Let's see spend the honor of my lifetime to serve
as your president. I love the job, but I love
my country more.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
That I love my country more? Is that what you
merched it out?
Speaker 5 (09:11):
And all this talk about how I am an you,
all the people who said, as you step down, that's
not true.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
He had to say that.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
He had to say that, so they'll give him his insure.
I don't know what kind of frank and juice they
popped him up on when they stuffed him shuffled him
out there on that stage.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
First off, no one believes that at all whatsoever. That's
number one.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
We we don't believe. You're gonna the tell alls that
are gonna come out later. You guys know it's gonna
be crazy. So nobody believes that number one. Number two, Uh,
he's like, I.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Love my country, I love my dad, Gay's son. I
love my country. I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
No, you you're you loved merching off of your country
to enrich in your family, which is why the house
you know, I mean, God love him. Most of the
nation's not paying attention. But they're doing what they need
to do. And they went through the they went through
the inquiry.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Process and uh it was.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
They went through the whole process and it you know,
they've they found out that yes, he absolutely did, he
absolutely did. They were merching out the office, they were
selling influence, and so they have evidence for impeachable offenses.
Whether or not they go through with that, I don't know.
I think they should. I miss a goofy. If they don't,
(10:26):
I think they absolutely should.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I think they have.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
I think they they are they should be required to
at this point. But you know, anyway, I just think
I I I cannot get over is the idea that
and I'm looking at all these I have a million
soundbites for you. This is supposed to be the Convention
(10:49):
of Joy, and I don't understand what the hell that means.
How many times have you heard them say that, oh,
we're bringing joy back. What the hell well does that mean?
How about lower prices back? How about you bring back
lower prices, how about you bring back no inflation? How
about you bring back jobs. How about you bring back
(11:11):
border security. How about you bring back more the greater
stability worldwide? How about you bring back common sense economic policy?
That was this?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Joy? Like, what do you mean? Are we talking about this? Audio?
Sound by six? This kind of joy? Is this what
we're talking about?
Speaker 5 (11:29):
Joy? Joy?
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Joy?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
More children of America are killed by a gunshot than
any other cause in the United States. More die from
a bullet and cancer accidents anything else in the United
States of America.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
My God, Now, others.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Proud we beat the ENNA right when we passed the
first major bypart for.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
First that's not even true. And we've gone over the
six ways to Sunday.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
I've published the receipts over at my sub stack for
people who like to read things and know about things,
you know generally before they discuss them. I posted all
of this online and it's all driven by drug and
gang violence. The CDC goes all the way up to
the age of nineteen to define children, and the predominant
ages of driving the gang and gun the drug violence
(12:25):
are eighteen to nineteen year old. When you remove those,
those fatalities due to illegally possessed guns drop so dramatically
that they fall into third fourth place behind drug usages,
drug usage, drug overdose, et cetera, opioid epidemic, automobile deaths,
drownings literally that, but they have to inflate those numbers.
(12:47):
And then also it doesn't take into account suicide either,
which is a whole other concern. So this idea, you know,
I just I mean, he gets up there and he
lies and he screams. Is that the joy that we're
talking about?
Speaker 4 (12:59):
I mean, there's.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Seriously, he just like he's they screamed. They were so angry.
What the hell in the world. I mean, they're so
angry when they went out there, all of them. This
is supposed to be the joy?
Speaker 4 (13:12):
What is joy? What is joy?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
And then audio sun by thirty five, AOC goes out
and then she apparently has a new accent.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
This was weird watch this and Chicago. We have to
help her win.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Because we know that Donald Trump would sell this country
for a dollar if it meant lining his own pockets
and greasing the palms of his Wall Street friends. And
I who won and tired about of hearing about how
a two bit union buster thinks of himself as more
(13:49):
of a patriot than the woman who fights.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Every single day?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Isn't working people so much of the boots A great?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
What do you mean the woman who every single day?
What is she talking about? What woman is out there
fighting every single day? What are you talking about? What
was she talking about? What the new woman who didn't everything?
Good day? All the single ladies.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
All the things.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I just I don't know what she's talking about.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Are she talking about the bus that's out there?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Like? Hey, come on, ladies, you know super hydraunic by
the way, come on and sit in the same chair
that a bunch of other ladies said and throw your
throw your feeties up in them stirrups. Let's let's go
to abortiontown. Gross, that's so nasty. Oh I think die
bar bathrooms are probably cleaner.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Do you know what I mean? So bad?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
What?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Did I have no idea?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
What she's that's that's so much joy Didn't that sound joyful? Oh?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Got that?
Speaker 6 (14:49):
Do I do?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I do?
Speaker 4 (14:50):
I do it down in my heart? Where down in
my heart?
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Where sounded so joyful? I mean just saying I don't know?
So they I mean, we got a million soundbites from this.
We're going to play them throughout the program. But safe
to say that it wasn't a very joyful evening since
joy was on the menu and we didn't get a
lot of it. Biden was angry. I was looking at
(15:15):
the transcript of his speech. He was very, very angry.
And then you had all the protests that were outside.
So you had the common Commies versus the establishment commies,
which I am endlessly fascinated by. And I've talked about
this a million times before. I actually wrote about this
in my third book, Grace Canceled about the common Commies
and the establishment. It was kind of, you know, it
(15:37):
was in one of the chapters that I had about reconciliation,
et cetera. But it was fascinating because they get out
in their streets. They go out in the streets. There's
tons of video, and you know, I was asking people
who y'all got the common Comedies are the establishment comedies?
Because what gets me is that the common Commies think
that they're actually valued by the establishment elites inside the
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establishment limousine commies, they think that they actually matter. The
common Commies think that they matter to the establishment in
the inside, but they don't. The establishment commies don't give
a rat's backside about the common commies the proletariat. They
don't care about you. You please, they don't care. They
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only think that the common commies are useful as they
get out the vote mechanism. That's the only time that
they find any kind of value or any sort of
use for these people. They are a get out the
vote mechanism. And what really gets me is they act
like they're such rebels. They are hard asses. They're out
there and they're black true religion genes, and they're brand
(16:48):
new converts that have super clear white souls and their
iPhones the latest editions. They're out there with their brand
new purchase picnic blankets that they wear over their faces
as matters. They're out there with their their kitted out
black riot gear, and they think that they are Actually,
we're going to tell that establishment. They're not going to tell.
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They're not going to listen to you, but they think
they matter. And yet even after they're treated this way
as they were treated in twenty sixteen, they obediently show
up and they lick the boot of the establishment every
damn election. That's real beta energy. They act so tough
(17:31):
in the streets, but they will obediently file out and
they're going to.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Queue up at their polling place.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Gone. At that moment will be the summer of their rage,
all of their rioting in the streets, their protests, all
their signage, and they will lick the boot and vote obediently,
because that's what serfs do. That's the function that they
play in the Democrat Party. They're just They're not common comedies.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
They're serfs.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
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Speaker 6 (18:12):
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all of the news you would probably miss. It's time
for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
A milk jug prank was mistaken for gunfire that led
to the evacuation of Colorado Mills Mall in Lakewood, Colorado.
Their mall there was evacuated Saturday night because police at
a prank involving milk jugs was mistaken for gunfire.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
It's about five point forty pm. No shots were fired.
As a group of juveniles, they said, there's no victims
than nothing.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Boys wearing masks were standing up on chairs and slamming
jugs of milk to the ground, and that's what people
thought was the gunfire.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
Apparently, I don't know that's what they thought. So hmm,
let's see here.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
The booze free landscape. Sober the younger generations have. They're
not like, I don't know, they don't drink. They don't,
which I'm not saying that's a bad thing. Sober curious.
They said it's a popular with younger general and they've
noticed everything from wine to like craft beer to all
(20:06):
that liquor. They've noticed that the upcoming, you know, like
zoomers and baby millennials particularly, they are the ones that
are not big drinkers, particularly zoomers. They said, it's kind
of interesting. So they're all kind of they're all sort
of feeling that. And Eric Adams has to apologize because
he confused India with Pakistan during Independent Indian Independent celebration.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
In New York City. Yeah, big mix up there with him.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
It was at the parade and queens where he mistakenly
and repeatedly said Pakistani or Pakistan when it was Indian
Indian Independence Day. Okay, I mean they literally have signed
saying Indian community. How do you mess that up? I
don't know, because I'm not him, I don't know. This
is the craziest I don't know. Italy has imposed beach
(20:54):
rolls and selfie stoplights because tourism, so this is true.
You're not allowed and places to take selfies. The selfie
influencer thing is so crazy. They would actually like clog
up roads and because people would get out and they'd
want to take pictures on the side of these tiny
little roads and cars couldn't get around and everything.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
So it was nuts.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
So they've made it to where in certain areas you
can actually get sighted and get in trouble for clogging
up to traffic.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
To do that.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
They said that people Italians go on vacation the month
of August, and so they said that thirteen million Italians
are traveling around.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
It's called Federghostoa.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
It's an ancient holiday that Augustus implemented, and so they
go around, they travel, and so they have a night
swimming band in Sardinia. They also have trail closures no
selfies in a number of places. And it's not really them,
it's just like everybody else. That's kind of a rule
that goes all year round. But it's very interesting. Tim
Wolves was against trying to sell people on joy. Guys
(21:55):
trying to sell them on joy very much wanted people
that I guess they wanted them to think like they're
the happy people. He tweeted. Quote this is what he
tweeted yesterday or no, two days ago. Remember the time
when you could go to Thanksgiving with your relatives and
not complain about politics the whole time.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
This election is a chance to bring up the joy.
This is him. Listen, some of us.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Who have less hair and are old enough can remember
when you could go to Thanksgiving, watch a stealer's game
with your relatives, and not complain about politics the whole time,
hoppy on each other's neck because you shared a commitment
to democracy, her commitment to personal freedom, how commitment to
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public education, a commitment to infrastructure.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
We don't call each other names.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
We don't do it, and we don't use the leech
fortune and amongst us as punchlines for our jokes because
they are our neighbors.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Is so crazy about us?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (23:02):
And I tweeted about this? He Tim Walls is you
know the Minnesota doubt. He's literally the guy literally outlawed
Thanksgiving with your relatives and he established a snitch line
to tell on your neighbors if they got together with theirs.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Quote this was There's a numerous articles. This one was
the local press there. Governor Tim Walls is confirmed a
pause that will lead to the closure of dining service
at bars, restaurants, temporary shutdowns of gyms and fitness centers,
weddings and private parties postponman of organized sports. The measures
announced Wednesday evening also involved prohibition of in person gatherings
with people outside of your household coming just a week
(23:43):
before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Huh what? Here's more.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Twin Cities Pioneer Press his executive order on it banned
any indoor gatherings that included people not of your immediate
family who live there.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
I mean the PDF is on this thing called the
internet and people can go and read it.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
So what is he talking about.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I mean, he's like, remember the time, No, a lot
of people had that taken from the I'm gonna tell
you what. This is what pisses me off. I was
talking to a friend about this. Let me tell you something.
Why we have an unprocessed rage from lockdown. We were
never we never got a debrief on this. This is
(24:31):
the first election that we have had since our entire
first presidential election we have had since our entire nation
was locked down. Kids didn't go to school. My oldest
son started his college life and in a college that
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they had locked down and for a number of weeks,
and then after his roommate left for a number of weeks.
He was little, as so many other students his age
were locked down in their rooms for weeks on end,
many of them just by themselves. You had to go
pick up your lunch and eat in your room. You
could eat in the cafeteria, and then if you were
(25:15):
lucky enough to have a class that would actually hold
it in person, and it usually was like a lab
or something. You had to sit so far apart you
couldn't talk to anyone. It was forced prison. And what
even isolation isolations kinder? It was forced prison. And our
young adults spent months living like this. I had friends
(25:36):
that had to watch their parents die alone behind glass
because they couldn't be at their bedside. People lost their jobs,
they lost their lives.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
So don't sit here and give me this.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Do you remember when you could shut the hell up?
I am so tired of this. You communist rat bastards
locked this nation down. You almost bankrupted us. You locked
up our kids. You know what, You screwed up a
good portion of our younger generation because you made them
isolate for two years. You know how messed up it
(26:14):
is to have little kids going to zoom classes on
their computer, like a boardroom zoom class. This isn't an
outpost on Mars. It's the United States of America. You
know how messed up it is to tell people they
got to get an experimental shot if they want to
be able to earn a check or get in a
(26:35):
cab or going to a restaurant. Mister, oh well, we
don't need ID to vote, but you got to have
an IDA to go eat at a restaurant. And a
number of these Marxist blue states like his. Remember when
you could sit around and talk with your family Thanksgiving
and not talk about politics. How can you not talk
about politics? You politics were what prevented them from gathering
(26:57):
together in the first place. And you're trying to make
this about joy. Sorry, we don't, not all of us.
We don't have a lot of joy. We're gonna bring
joy back. How about you bring damn jobs back, regular
priced items that aren't subject to inflation.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
That might be nice. My gosh, this election should.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Be about the biggest damn reckoning since the Revolution, and
it's not. And my I'm gutted over it. I'm actually
appalled at many on my own side because there you
want to know, who has the right to be out
in the street raging we do.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
For locking down our kids.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
We ought to be out in the streets with rage
for shutting down our businesses. We ought to be out
in the streets with rage. All you Aintifa Pansy's can
sit down on your not existing flat asses. We ought
to be the ones out there in the streets. You
don't even know what a revolution looks like until you
tick off the people that don't want to be bothered,
and then, by god, Katie the door.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
You ain't never coming back. This is what enrages me.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I am gutted that we're talking about DULA and all
this other stupid.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Petty nonsense.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Our kids lost several years of their lives at the
most formative ages possible. Do you know what it's like
for a nineteen year old to be locked into a
dorm room for weeks?
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Do you know what it's like for young adults.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
One of my kids friends was going to go into
be a veterinarian, couldn't do any of her classes, couldn't
do any of their classes, ended up ended up dropping
out and didn't go and become a veterinarian. Another parent
I know whose kid graduated with my oldest was going
to be a doctor.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
We need more of those, right. Lockdown happened.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Couldn't keep up with the requirements for the coursework because
it was so insane. Because they couldn't even go to
some of the classes that weren't even being held because
they couldn't do things in person and everything, couldn't do
your couldn't do anything. So dropped out, dropped out of school.
I mean, that's what we are. That's the reality. And
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then we're just supposed to pick up and Okay, let's
just go back to normal. No, there is no normal anymore.
We have a communist who is running as a Democrat
for the White House, that party.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
I don't know if you watched this last night.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I mean I got audio from Jasmincrockett and all this
other stuff to make fun of. I think it's I
think they kind of wanted to make it look like
a freak show to mask the fact that they are
straight up talking communism, price controls, really seizing patents, seizing
your private property. You put in the time, you put
(29:42):
in the effort, you put in the money to file.
It's your ip, your blood, sweat and tears, and they're
gonna just come and take it from you because and
she says she's got the political will to do so.
They have the audacity to propose this after we already
got taste of what communism was here in the United States,
(30:04):
that was lockdown. That's exactly what Democrats are promising again,
but they want to call it different policies. Now, that's
exactly what they're promising you again, except this time you'll
be lockdown because you're gonna be too damn broke to
go anywhere. You're gonna have to spend your whole year's
salary to buy an ev Oh, they're gonna give you
(30:25):
a few thousand dollars to subsidize it. They're gonna lower
the criteria for getting a homewan to buy a house.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
They're gonna give you an extra twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
And then, even though you wouldn't be able to afford
the house in the first place, you're gonna buy it
because you think you're gonna you can. And then you're
not gonna It's gonna be Franni and Fetti a fanning.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
Freddy all over again.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
This election ought to be, like I said, the greatest
reckoning since the Revolution, and that it isn't, I think
is a stunning epitaph of part of the American spirit.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
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