September 12, 2024 • 31 mins
Ohio’s Attorney General speaks out about the media’s cover-up of illegal animal abuse in Springfield as the governor says it’s not happening. Meanwhile, The EU is bullying Germany after it’s forced to enforce their borders as Islamic extremists are crossing over and stabbing citizens.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Mm hmmm, all right, So first up, Florida Man escapades.
I always I'm amused whenever I read the words bicycle chase.
Florida man denies the drugs are his after a bicycle chase,
says the Sheriff's Office. I'm gonna go ahead and disagree
(00:36):
with him on this one. Uh now, don't don't come
at me, Florida people. I'm gonna say this wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Wiki watchy is that correct?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
W E E K I W A C A T
E that sounds right, Wiki watchy. I'm just saying that
sounds like a fun place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
A man is accused of drug possession and leading deputies
on a bicycle chase in central Florida late Sunday night
Hernando County Sheriff's Office set around eleven thirty pm. They
were patrolling Cortes Boulevard and a deputy noticed the man
riding a bicycle and it was missing a front light.
Headed westbound on the eastbound lanes of Cortez Boulevard. The
deputy attempted a traffic stop, but the bicyclist quickly rode
(01:17):
behind the Wiki Wacky Wiki Watchy Village plaza, and even
with the emergency lights flashing, the bicyclist continued around the
plaza at a bicyclist pace, as one would imagine. The
Sheriff's office said that eventually the bicyclist rode through a
sidewalk area to the parking lot of a Motel six,
(01:37):
and at that point deputies exited their patrol vehicle and
began chasing him on foot. They caught up to him
in the nearby Quality Inn parking lot. The suspect, identified
as Christopher Clay, had a blue fanny pack sorry it's
called a belt bag now, and inside the bag. Sheriff's
Office said that a rubber container with a crystal like
(01:58):
substance was found and it tested positive for meth. And
then they found glass pipes, meth residue, prescription bottles with
labels scratched off, and then they were not controlled substances
in their names they can't pronounce. Clay told deputies that
he fled because he did not want to go to
jail for the missing light on his bicycle. When question
(02:18):
about the illegal drugs, he said, no, none of these
are mine. They were placed in my belongings. They were
the only things in his fanny pack. You're just gonna
put on a fanny.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Pack of drugs.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What's his bonds at seventy five hundred. He's got a
lot of charges, so stupid. A Florida man was arrested
for keeping two gators in his backyard pool.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
That's not legal, now, I love.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
If nature puts them in a pond, and at your
pond they're yours, it's okay, but you can't touch them.
But if you move them to the pool, Heaven forbid.
All right, I'm kidding, I'm slightly. A Central Florida man
was arrested because he kept alligators in his pool. He
denied when Florida Fish and Wildlife asked him questions about it,
He's like, I don't know what you're talking about. What
(03:06):
alligators are where? And then he said, yes, okay, those
are my two alligators in my pool. During the investigation,
they also discovered a recently killed alligator on the property
with fresh water slider turtles. So he's got two counts
of possession of an alligator. Which is an actual charge
in Florida, one count of unlawful take, one count of
(03:27):
unlawful take of slighter turtles. And we don't know about
the size of the alligators of the man's identity.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
They can get you, but you can't get them, just
saying and let's see. Oh we got a story about
the villages. It's a story from the villages. Yeah. I
always love it when I hear that, when I see
the word villager and these stories, because I think of
the NPCs and minecraft. A corvette owner got in trouble.
(03:57):
Florida man was arrested for attacking a corvette owner who
read his in at him.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
What.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm sorry, what don't rev up your engine at somebody,
apparently because you could get attack.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's what happened in the villages in Summerfield, Florida. Marrion
County Sheriffs. So there's a feud between a seventy two
year old corvette driver and the young whipper snapper, sixty
three year old Kenneth Lewicki. The corvette driver said that
he was revving up his engine as a brag as
he passed by the home of Luiki on Sunday afternoon,
(04:28):
six foot five, two hundred and ninety pounds. Luwiki didn't
like that much, so he drove to the corvette owner's
home and confronted him and knocked him over onto his motorcycle.
And the victim said he had multiple surgeries in his back.
He was worried the rods were shifted out of alignment,
so he went to the hospital by ambulance. Lewicki's told
authorities that the corvette owner had been harassing him and
(04:48):
his wife, revingue engine and all that stuff. So he's
got account of battery and he's was released from marrying
Conny jail twenty five hundred bond. I mean, I get it,
guess could wouldn't you like If it's harassment, though, take
it to the police.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Don't go beat the guy up on his property.
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Speaker 4 (06:22):
This was a city that had lost them, like twenty
thousand people out and had dwindled down to about sixty
thousand people from a high of eighty thousand people. So
this was really a place where people were they felt
like we're going to welcoming them. But now there are
some residents who say that they really don't like the
change there is. I talked to one man who said
that he doesn't like the cultural changes. He doesn't like
the idea that there are people here that are changing
(06:43):
the rachel will make up of this city, saying that
the city's sort of lost. He also said that there
were in his mind claims that there were straight cats missing,
and sort of had this idea that maybe Haitreans were
using animals. Of course, city officials have said there's.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No evidence of that, like, oh, oh, don't believe your
line eyes. We've had this conversation yesterday. We played video
for you yesterday. There are actual nine to one one
calls where people have been calling in about it. I
don't believe that anyone's talking about the culture or the
racial makeup. I actually don't believe that because can I
be real honest with you for a moment. First off,
(07:17):
that's only things that the left focuses on. Secondly, I'm
so done with crappy restaurants like bring in some like
good food, bring.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
In Nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Stop it, Stop pushing this stupid nonsense that people. That's
a Democrat thing. Democrats are obsessed and have been since
they were Democrats in the South run and everything. They've
been obsessed with. Replacement theory. That is a Democrat theory.
That is a Democrat fetish. They're real freaks over there.
Welcome back to the show, Dana lash with you or
at the bottom of this first hour, nobody's talking about that,
(07:49):
by the way. So here's here's Ohio Governor Mike DeWine.
He's a moderate and he's wrong. But here's Mike DeWine
audio someun by thirteen saying that that's just the internet.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
That's crazy, so dumb, well measure.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
This is something that came up on the internet, and
the Internet can be quite crazy sometimes. And look, the
mayor Roue of Springfield says, no, there's no truth in that.
They have no evidence of that at all. So I
think we go with what the mayor says, he knows
the city.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They have no evidence of it at all. Cain, what
are those police calls that the federalists got tons of
audio clips.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Of Springfield, Ohio residents complaining of their pets missing and
public parks having geese. Yeah, ducks slaughtered.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
By the way.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The Attorney General of Ohio hit back at this and
said that this is Dave Yos. He said that the
media is ignoring the evidence surrounding these people's claims about
people having about the wildlife in the parks and their
pets and everything else. He had he said, he had
said that people are ignore this stuff, and he said
(09:02):
the media is overlooking these and it's all politicized.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
That's the reason why they're doing it. He said.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Quote, there are recorded police calls from witnesses who saw
immigrants capturing geese for food in Springfield. This is the
Ohio Attorney General, he said, Citizens, this is a direct quote.
Citizens testified to city council. These people would be competent
witnesses in court. Why does the media find a carefully
(09:29):
worded city hall press release better evidence?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
End quote? And there you have it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I love how the media is like, hurry up, let's
call a Democrat a Democrat official. Hey, there's not people
eating geese there, right, because that would be crazy. Right, Yeah, sure,
there's nobody here eating geese. Okay, thanks bye, that's it.
That's literally all they did. That's all they did.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
And who are all.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
The people that have been you know, that they reach
out to and they ask about all this. I mean
for Mike to whine, to ignore it, and for him
to say that this isn't the thing is I mean,
it's unfortunate. I get that he doesn't like I get
that he's got issues with Trump, but this actually is true.
(10:18):
I mean, it's not it's not something. I mean, this
is not an untruth. It's not a lie. I mean,
why are people they're so here's the thing, though, we
wouldn't have this problem if you actually, I don't know,
maybe monitored.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Who came into the border.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I hope Republicans when they talk about this, they needed
not forget to bring it back to the border, because
that's why we're having all of these issues.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And it's not just this.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
This is more sadly, it's more of a lighthearted, you
know issue. But I agree with both, the Attorney General
said he had said he had also echoed what's been
said by some other Republicans, saying you know also that
things that are real are the children that are being
murdered by people who enter the country illegally, who have
no right to be here. I mean, he's right about that.
(11:03):
I I just and there have been so many stories
about this. The dad that was in Texas that had
his eleven year old daughter murdered. I mean, we were
just talking about this just the other day, and they
had one of the victim advocates that were testifying in
(11:23):
front of Congress about this. And you know, an eleven
year old girl. A guy who's been stalking them watches
and waits for the dad to go to work, and
the dad comes home his daughter had been raped and
stuffed into a bag into a hamper under her bed.
I mean, it's set eleven years old, So that's happening.
(11:48):
That's a real thing. These are all real stories. This
isn't just about waterfowl and people's actual nine to one
one calls to police about their pets, and actual town
halls that were literally scaled and held for.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
This specific issue.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Anyone who's telling you that the Internet is Mike Dwine,
You're full of it.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
This isn't.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Can we just stop for a moment. I am so
tired of the tribalism and the Republican Party. It makes
me not want to be a Republican. I hate the
GOP right now. I blanking hate them because of this,
because of this nonsense right here. I don't care if
you like Trump or not. I don't care if you
(12:30):
like Trump or not. I have zero blanks in my
pocket to give about it. That has no bearing on
the veracity of these claims from these people who held
a town hall specifically about it before Trump had ever
heard about it, before JD.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Vance had ever heard about it. This was an.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Issue before JD. Vans ever learned of it and talked
about it. Actual nine to one one calls into law enforcements,
scheduled video, evidence photos.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
These are real people. There is no there.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I mean, there's so many other horrendous things that are
out there. You don't even need to make this up.
This is a real thing, though. But you know what
gets me, and this is what makes me sick. You know,
I love animals and all that, but the fact that
the media and the left waited until now to get
this outraged about it, and that people didn't really pay
(13:33):
that much. People paid attention, but there wasn't this much
outrage in the press, and you know it over the
issue of the lawlessness entering in at the border and
the criminality coming with it. People were I mean, were
people paying attention to eleven year old Maria Gonzales being
brutally murdered Joscelyn Hungary? Were they Were they paying attention
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to these beautiful Americans being murdered by people who are
coming into the country illegally or did they only pay
attention when, oh my gosh, someone's eating a dog, someone's
eating a cat. That's going to pull up people's emotional strings.
We can't have that. That's a narrative we have to combat.
That's the only time that they mobilized.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
They weren't.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
They didn't mobilize to show outrage over children being murdered.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
But now that's what makes me sick. Are you kidding me?
And like Governor Mike DeWine, I get it that you
don't like Trump.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Whoopity do. There are a lot of Republicans who don't
whoopity do. Get over it. That has nothing to do
with this being a true story, which it is. It
has no effect on it. You're not hurting Trump by
discrediting this very real story. You're hurting the people who
came forward in this scheduled town hall to talk.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
About it specifically.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You're hurting the people who called nine to one one
to make these reports. You're hurting the people who took
photos and video and are saying that this is a
legitimate thing because you're calling them liars all because you
disliked the guy at the top of the tickets. It's annoying,
(15:13):
and so that is an issue Republican Party's got to
deal with. Just some they got to deal with. But
I will say it enrages me that you didn't have
this level of outrage from the left and some of
you independence and moderates out there.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I'm not going to handhold you. You're grown ass people.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
If you're gonna get offended because I said people haven't
paid attention, guess what it's true. And if people are
offended by that, you're too soft for politics. Get the
hell out of the country. Go somewhere else with the
government makes decisions for you. You're too soft for freedom. But
for people to not get outraged until oh my gosh,
they're eating someone's pet cat, Yeah, well, guess what someone
had a pet daughter that got murdered, several of them brutally.
(16:01):
That's a concern, good heavens, So this is it's a
sad thing. I don't know why you have some of
the I mean, it's a real story, am i kin
am I being incorrect and saying that some of the
like Mike DeWine, I don't know why you would discredit
(16:22):
the very at the actual evidence. Is it just because
he just he's got a thing with Trump.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It looks like TDS has spread far and wide. But
why is it always the whole of government messaging is
don't believe what you're seeing, just believe what we're telling you.
And it's always been that way, and it's actually a
little more egregious now that it's ever been. So I
don't see how people can't see this.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Do you want to know how horrible things like the
Cultural Revolution in China happened, and then the lead up
to the Hall and later to the genocide the Holocaust?
How that all happened because people were too afraid to speak.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Up and push back against authority.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I mean, that's a true story, that people were too
afraid to speak up and push back. There's a story
of a classroom exercise. And we did something like this
when I was in eighth grade with my history teacher,
where you're taking notes in class and one kid just
gets called out out of the blue and send to
the principal's office. You're not taking notes, but everybody knows
(17:22):
that the kid's taking notes in class, and kids kind
of speak up. But oh, you're gonna get in trouble
too if you try to defend this. Even though you
know the kid was taking notes in class, the teacher
still sends into the principal's office. And this is a
lesson that's taught that We had a similar lesson like
this when I was in eighth grade, and I know
(17:44):
that I was reading something about it a couple of
weeks ago. It's always when when you're studying the lead
up to World War Two and we were reading there
was there was a story when you were reading the
story about ying Frank and reading stories about people who
had to be hidden and sheltered away from being sent
(18:07):
to concentration camps and everything else. I mean, you had
people who were trying to hide from authorities, and you
had people who were afraid to speak up to authorities.
It's easy to see how this stuff happens because.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
People can be cowardly.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
No one wants to admit it, because everyone loves to
think that they would rise to the challenge. But I
want you to look back and see what happened during lockdown.
How many people were so damn fine with bending the knee.
How many people didn't speak out when they saw people
arrested for trying to open their businesses simply to make
a living. How many people didn't speak out when your
kids were shuttered away, Your own children shuddered away, isolated,
(18:47):
not allowed to go out integrate into the world during
one of the most pivotal points in their lives. How
many people were fine with compliance. People don't like to
see that reflection of them, and it indicts everybody. You
can see why stuff like this happens. You don't need
a classroom exercise like sending a kid to the principal's
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office for not taking notes when they're taking notes as
a way to measure how many other of his students
are gonna defend him and then say, see, this is
how this is allowed to happen. It's on a micro scale,
but the message sticks. So keep that in mind with
this stuff, because this is how the government, and this
(19:31):
is how tyrants perpetuate this. They tell you that what
you're seeing isn't real. No, no, no, you're not seeing this.
And you know what, if you think you're seeing this,
there's something wrong with you. You're weird, or you're a
conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
No good person wants to be labeled that way.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
This is why I am viciously vocal about this creeping
up in the church. When you have pastors up there, well,
if you don't believe in a safe and fair border,
there's something wrong with you. It's sinful telling good people
to not believe their own eyes, telling good people that
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it is a moral failing if they believe in law
and order.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
This is how this stuff starts.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's quick five.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
All right, So first here we were busy running our
mouse during bray a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
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I'm gonna get emails about today. I can't help it.
I am so happy about this because you guys know
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Aston Martin, thank you Supercars.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
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Speaker 3 (21:58):
That car is. I love that car.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
If I wasn't married I'd marry it, me and that card,
and we'd be going to J. C. Penny to get
our photos done. In a beautiful fall vignette me in
that car. A lost cat turns up two thousand miles
from home after three years.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Geez, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
A cat person because I'm allergic, but I get it.
This cat went missing from its family's Texas home. It
turned up in Massachusetts. It was a skinny stray cat.
The DAC in Humane Society found it and somehow they
ever the cat named Shoto Shoto. Nobody knows how it
got to Massachusetts, what I experienced or anything, but no joke,
(22:40):
right because I mean, going from Texas to Massachusetts, it
means you got to pass Nero or through Ohio, you know,
and it's not, you know, not great for cats up
there right now, a Las Vegas story clerk was arrested
because he beat him in with a bat over nacho cheese. Now,
I'm very particular about my nacho cheese. So let's wait
for all the facts. Okay, let's get all the stories.
In a Las Vegas convenience store clerk, he got arrested.
(23:02):
He beat a man with a bat because he took
too much nacho cheese. That is nacho cheese. That's the
storage cheese.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
That was bad. Forty seven year old Myron Bule last week.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and battery with
the deadly weapon. They got a call early morning somebody
who's bleeding near an RC gas station. They found the
victim on the sidewalk, his face all blooded up, he
couldn't talk. They had life threatening injuries. The person who
called nine one one said the guy was on the
victim was on the ground. He saw the victim on
the ground while pumping gas, asked the store clerk to
(23:33):
call nine one one.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
The clerk goes, I'm not calling nine one one. He
better have learned a.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Lesson, and apparently he went in and took too much
cheese from the nacho cheese machine. The guy told the
victim not to leave and not break things, and the
victim said he wouldn't leave without nacho, so the guy
pushed him out, hit him.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
With a bat. So was it self defense? I don't know.
Speaking of.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Immigration, have you seen what's been happening in Germany? So
I saw today, Oh, they've only had thirteen knife attacks today.
It's not even seven o'clock apparently there. But they have
a life a live knife attack tracker.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
In Germany. It's a big issue.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
They have different attacks literally every single day, and they can't.
You know, they got to ban guns. That's what they
need to do. They really need to ban guns in Germany.
And Germany has recently notified the European Union that they're
bringing in new controls on all of their land borders
due to what they describe as quote the continuing burden
of Islamist terrorism and relentless. When I say migration, I
(24:40):
don't mean legal migration. I mean the boats coming from
North Africa and then everybody filtering up through Germany. That's
what I'm talking about. That's their interior minister. He informed
the EU of that their interior minister, and from the
EU of that this week and then Nancy Faser of
the Social Democrat Party finally accepted, and this is per
(25:02):
Daily Mail, that Germany has no choice put to enforce
proper border controls if they have any hope of coping
with the staggering amount of what they described as entirely
unauthorized entries. And so now build their newspaper says that
the new controls at Germany's imposing, they're going to start
seeing really strict restrictions and rejections of people trying to
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illegally enter at their borders.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
And it's enraged the EU. The EU is enraged. They
are livid. So this is going to be a huge
fight with them. It is.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's interesting because this was a complete u turn from
the SPD Nancy Faser, who's ahead of that far leaning
left leaning party, because just last month she refused to
implement these controls on their land borders.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Germany.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
It's gotten so bad that there are the I mean,
they tell women, especially in some of the more urban
areas in the big cities, don't you can't walk around
it like night. You know, it's not safe And there
have been attacks that like the because you have the
Christmas markets that pop up as you get closer towards
the holidays, and a lot of people like to go.
They've got a lot of tourism that goes through there,
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and they tell women like it's not safe you to
walk around to night because women are being attacked and
now there's all these knife attacks. They've been protesting over
it so so far because just last month they said
there that they're not going to extend these controls. Now
they're going to have to u and so far they're
turning away thousands of people because and they've seen almost
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like a triple increase in what they call first time
asylum requests.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So they had they've been having these meetings about this.
This this whole story is enraging Europe, the EU, the
European Union. In fact, it was described as a fury
because neighboring countries say that they are not going to
take back because you have these these people.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That are coming up.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Through you know, coming from normal like northern Africa and
going across the med and then going through all these
other countries and they allow these people to pass through
their countries to get to Germany. So now these neighboring
countries that were allowing these people to immigrate illegally through
their land to get to Germany, they said that they're
not taking them back. If they're rejected, they will not
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allow them to come back. And they said that Berlin's
plan to stop quote unquote asylum seekers and Islamis terror
was a quote threat to free movement. This is what
the EU is doing over there. Now you can see why.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You see why Britain left it. It's a mess.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
You can see why they're having this huge fight with
conservative leading countries like Italy, and why some of these
other conservative parties in these other European nations are starting
to gain a lot more popularity and even some seats
because this is what they're dealing with. The EU loses
its mind if you try to literally you try to
protect your own citizens and actually demand lawful injury. This
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is crazy. So they said these harsh restrictions they start
in a couple of days, They start in four days,
the new restrictions for Germany, and they it's going to allow,
they said, authorities to reject more people directly at the border.
And now Poland, the Czech Republics, Switzerland are really upset.
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Everybody that they border with is upset, especially because they
the EU. They just wanted people to be able to
move freely through each of the European Union nations and
the EU keeps going, oh, well, we're going to have
more restrictive border and no they're not.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
They haven't at all.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So they said that they're furious with Germany because they're
going to reject these illegal immigrants, which means that they're
going to be rejected back to these neighboring states through
which they were going through which they were going to
get to Germany.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
UH, and they said.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Austria's Foreign Minister Gerhard Karner told Bill Germany's newspaper quote,
I've directed, I have directed the heads of the federal
police to not allow in your returns. Austria will not
accept any persons rejected from Germany. Well, tough, beans, Germany doesn't.
You can't force them to accept them. The check Press
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said that the new border policies are a threat to
the Shangan Agreement. Now, the Shangan Agreement is an agreement
through a lot of these EU nations where you they
have an agreement on traveling and identification and documentation, et cetera.
And that matters if you're a US citizen and you're
traveling over to these countries where you have a Shangan
agreement about you know, your documentation and passport and all
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that stuff. But they want this like free movement within Europe.
Well guess what that it's allowed to happen a massive, massive,
massive increase in Islamis terror UH. Cities that are being
overtaken by complete lawless entry and people who have no
documentation that have immigrated illegally. Some come from criminal backgrounds.
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You've seen an increase in rapes, stabbings, I mean, for
crying out loud, like I just started the segment with
Germany literally has a live knife tracker website because there's
so many of these attacks now, and so they're coming up.
If they're not coming up through the Mediterranean, they're coming
up through the Balkan route. So you have some Middle
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Eastern and North African people who want to immigrate illegally.
They're coming up through the Balkans, or they're coming up
through the Mediterranean, which is a lot. It's just as dangerous.
I mean, they both, they both have different levels of danger.
But I don't know. I think Germany's learning the lesson
from Angela Merkel, who remembers she famously declared back in
twenty fifteen that quote Islam is not a source of
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terrorism and then opened up the country's borders. And now
look where they're at. This is what they're dealing with.
When one country decides to enforce restrictions at the border,
the entire EU.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Loses its mind.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Insane and they're going to try to bully them with
the full wait not just of international press, but all
of these different nations, their press, their officials, everything. It's
an extortion racket. The EU is nothing but a bunch
of extortionists.
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Mm hmmm, all right, So first up, Florida Man escapades.
I always I'm amused whenever I read the words bicycle chase.
Florida man denies the drugs are his after a bicycle chase,
says the Sheriff's Office. I'm gonna go ahead and disagree
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with him on this one. Uh now, don't don't come
at me, Florida people. I'm gonna say this wrong.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Wiki watchy is that correct?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
W E E K I W A C A T
E that sounds right, Wiki watchy. I'm just saying that
sounds like a fun place to be.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
A man is accused of drug possession and leading deputies
on a bicycle chase in central Florida late Sunday night
Hernando County Sheriff's Office set around eleven thirty pm. They
were patrolling Cortes Boulevard and a deputy noticed the man
riding a bicycle and it was missing a front light.
Headed westbound on the eastbound lanes of Cortez Boulevard. The
deputy attempted a traffic stop, but the bicyclist quickly rode
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behind the Wiki Wacky Wiki Watchy Village plaza, and even
with the emergency lights flashing, the bicyclist continued around the
plaza at a bicyclist pace, as one would imagine. The
Sheriff's office said that eventually the bicyclist rode through a
sidewalk area to the parking lot of a Motel six,
(01:37):
and at that point deputies exited their patrol vehicle and
began chasing him on foot. They caught up to him
in the nearby Quality Inn parking lot. The suspect, identified
as Christopher Clay, had a blue fanny pack sorry it's
called a belt bag now, and inside the bag. Sheriff's
Office said that a rubber container with a crystal like
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substance was found and it tested positive for meth. And
then they found glass pipes, meth residue, prescription bottles with
labels scratched off, and then they were not controlled substances
in their names they can't pronounce. Clay told deputies that
he fled because he did not want to go to
jail for the missing light on his bicycle. When question
(02:18):
about the illegal drugs, he said, no, none of these
are mine. They were placed in my belongings. They were
the only things in his fanny pack. You're just gonna
put on a fanny.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Pack of drugs.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
What's his bonds at seventy five hundred. He's got a
lot of charges, so stupid. A Florida man was arrested
for keeping two gators in his backyard pool.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
That's not legal, now, I love.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
If nature puts them in a pond, and at your
pond they're yours, it's okay, but you can't touch them.
But if you move them to the pool, Heaven forbid.
All right, I'm kidding, I'm slightly. A Central Florida man
was arrested because he kept alligators in his pool. He
denied when Florida Fish and Wildlife asked him questions about it,
He's like, I don't know what you're talking about. What
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alligators are where? And then he said, yes, okay, those
are my two alligators in my pool. During the investigation,
they also discovered a recently killed alligator on the property
with fresh water slider turtles. So he's got two counts
of possession of an alligator. Which is an actual charge
in Florida, one count of unlawful take, one count of
(03:27):
unlawful take of slighter turtles. And we don't know about
the size of the alligators of the man's identity.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
They can get you, but you can't get them, just
saying and let's see. Oh we got a story about
the villages. It's a story from the villages. Yeah. I
always love it when I hear that, when I see
the word villager and these stories, because I think of
the NPCs and minecraft. A corvette owner got in trouble.
(03:57):
Florida man was arrested for attacking a corvette owner who
read his in at him.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
What.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I'm sorry, what don't rev up your engine at somebody,
apparently because you could get attack.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's what happened in the villages in Summerfield, Florida. Marrion
County Sheriffs. So there's a feud between a seventy two
year old corvette driver and the young whipper snapper, sixty
three year old Kenneth Lewicki. The corvette driver said that
he was revving up his engine as a brag as
he passed by the home of Luiki on Sunday afternoon,
(04:28):
six foot five, two hundred and ninety pounds. Luwiki didn't
like that much, so he drove to the corvette owner's
home and confronted him and knocked him over onto his motorcycle.
And the victim said he had multiple surgeries in his back.
He was worried the rods were shifted out of alignment,
so he went to the hospital by ambulance. Lewicki's told
authorities that the corvette owner had been harassing him and
(04:48):
his wife, revingue engine and all that stuff. So he's
got account of battery and he's was released from marrying
Conny jail twenty five hundred bond. I mean, I get it,
guess could wouldn't you like If it's harassment, though, take
it to the police.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Don't go beat the guy up on his property.
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This was a city that had lost them, like twenty
thousand people out and had dwindled down to about sixty
thousand people from a high of eighty thousand people. So
this was really a place where people were they felt
like we're going to welcoming them. But now there are
some residents who say that they really don't like the
change there is. I talked to one man who said
that he doesn't like the cultural changes. He doesn't like
the idea that there are people here that are changing
(06:43):
the rachel will make up of this city, saying that
the city's sort of lost. He also said that there
were in his mind claims that there were straight cats missing,
and sort of had this idea that maybe Haitreans were
using animals. Of course, city officials have said there's.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
No evidence of that, like, oh, oh, don't believe your
line eyes. We've had this conversation yesterday. We played video
for you yesterday. There are actual nine to one one
calls where people have been calling in about it. I
don't believe that anyone's talking about the culture or the
racial makeup. I actually don't believe that because can I
be real honest with you for a moment. First off,
(07:17):
that's only things that the left focuses on. Secondly, I'm
so done with crappy restaurants like bring in some like
good food, bring.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
In Nobody cares.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Stop it, Stop pushing this stupid nonsense that people. That's
a Democrat thing. Democrats are obsessed and have been since
they were Democrats in the South run and everything. They've
been obsessed with. Replacement theory. That is a Democrat theory.
That is a Democrat fetish. They're real freaks over there.
Welcome back to the show, Dana lash with you or
at the bottom of this first hour, nobody's talking about that,
(07:49):
by the way. So here's here's Ohio Governor Mike DeWine.
He's a moderate and he's wrong. But here's Mike DeWine
audio someun by thirteen saying that that's just the internet.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
That's crazy, so dumb, well measure.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
This is something that came up on the internet, and
the Internet can be quite crazy sometimes. And look, the
mayor Roue of Springfield says, no, there's no truth in that.
They have no evidence of that at all. So I
think we go with what the mayor says, he knows
the city.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
They have no evidence of it at all. Cain, what
are those police calls that the federalists got tons of
audio clips.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Of Springfield, Ohio residents complaining of their pets missing and
public parks having geese. Yeah, ducks slaughtered.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
By the way.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
The Attorney General of Ohio hit back at this and
said that this is Dave Yos. He said that the
media is ignoring the evidence surrounding these people's claims about
people having about the wildlife in the parks and their
pets and everything else. He had he said, he had
said that people are ignore this stuff, and he said
(09:02):
the media is overlooking these and it's all politicized.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
That's the reason why they're doing it. He said.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Quote, there are recorded police calls from witnesses who saw
immigrants capturing geese for food in Springfield. This is the
Ohio Attorney General, he said, Citizens, this is a direct quote.
Citizens testified to city council. These people would be competent
witnesses in court. Why does the media find a carefully
(09:29):
worded city hall press release better evidence?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
End quote? And there you have it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I love how the media is like, hurry up, let's
call a Democrat a Democrat official. Hey, there's not people
eating geese there, right, because that would be crazy. Right, Yeah, sure,
there's nobody here eating geese. Okay, thanks bye, that's it.
That's literally all they did. That's all they did.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
And who are all.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
The people that have been you know, that they reach
out to and they ask about all this. I mean
for Mike to whine, to ignore it, and for him
to say that this isn't the thing is I mean,
it's unfortunate. I get that he doesn't like I get
that he's got issues with Trump, but this actually is true.
(10:18):
I mean, it's not it's not something. I mean, this
is not an untruth. It's not a lie. I mean,
why are people they're so here's the thing, though, we
wouldn't have this problem if you actually, I don't know,
maybe monitored.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Who came into the border.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I hope Republicans when they talk about this, they needed
not forget to bring it back to the border, because
that's why we're having all of these issues.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And it's not just this.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
This is more sadly, it's more of a lighthearted, you
know issue. But I agree with both, the Attorney General
said he had said he had also echoed what's been
said by some other Republicans, saying you know also that
things that are real are the children that are being
murdered by people who enter the country illegally, who have
no right to be here. I mean, he's right about that.
(11:03):
I I just and there have been so many stories
about this. The dad that was in Texas that had
his eleven year old daughter murdered. I mean, we were
just talking about this just the other day, and they
had one of the victim advocates that were testifying in
(11:23):
front of Congress about this. And you know, an eleven
year old girl. A guy who's been stalking them watches
and waits for the dad to go to work, and
the dad comes home his daughter had been raped and
stuffed into a bag into a hamper under her bed.
I mean, it's set eleven years old, So that's happening.
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That's a real thing. These are all real stories. This
isn't just about waterfowl and people's actual nine to one
one calls to police about their pets, and actual town
halls that were literally scaled and held for.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
This specific issue.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Anyone who's telling you that the Internet is Mike Dwine,
You're full of it.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
This isn't.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Can we just stop for a moment. I am so
tired of the tribalism and the Republican Party. It makes
me not want to be a Republican. I hate the
GOP right now. I blanking hate them because of this,
because of this nonsense right here. I don't care if
you like Trump or not. I don't care if you
(12:30):
like Trump or not. I have zero blanks in my
pocket to give about it. That has no bearing on
the veracity of these claims from these people who held
a town hall specifically about it before Trump had ever
heard about it, before JD.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Vance had ever heard about it. This was an.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Issue before JD. Vans ever learned of it and talked
about it. Actual nine to one one calls into law enforcements,
scheduled video, evidence photos.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
These are real people. There is no there.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I mean, there's so many other horrendous things that are
out there. You don't even need to make this up.
This is a real thing, though. But you know what
gets me, and this is what makes me sick. You know,
I love animals and all that, but the fact that
the media and the left waited until now to get
this outraged about it, and that people didn't really pay
(13:33):
that much. People paid attention, but there wasn't this much
outrage in the press, and you know it over the
issue of the lawlessness entering in at the border and
the criminality coming with it. People were I mean, were
people paying attention to eleven year old Maria Gonzales being
brutally murdered Joscelyn Hungary? Were they Were they paying attention
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to these beautiful Americans being murdered by people who are
coming into the country illegally or did they only pay
attention when, oh my gosh, someone's eating a dog, someone's
eating a cat. That's going to pull up people's emotional strings.
We can't have that. That's a narrative we have to combat.
That's the only time that they mobilized.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
They weren't.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
They didn't mobilize to show outrage over children being murdered.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
But now that's what makes me sick. Are you kidding me?
And like Governor Mike DeWine, I get it that you
don't like Trump.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Whoopity do. There are a lot of Republicans who don't
whoopity do. Get over it. That has nothing to do
with this being a true story, which it is. It
has no effect on it. You're not hurting Trump by
discrediting this very real story. You're hurting the people who
came forward in this scheduled town hall to talk.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
About it specifically.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
You're hurting the people who called nine to one one
to make these reports. You're hurting the people who took
photos and video and are saying that this is a
legitimate thing because you're calling them liars all because you
disliked the guy at the top of the tickets. It's annoying,
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and so that is an issue Republican Party's got to
deal with. Just some they got to deal with. But
I will say it enrages me that you didn't have
this level of outrage from the left and some of
you independence and moderates out there.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I'm not going to handhold you. You're grown ass people.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
If you're gonna get offended because I said people haven't
paid attention, guess what it's true. And if people are
offended by that, you're too soft for politics. Get the
hell out of the country. Go somewhere else with the
government makes decisions for you. You're too soft for freedom. But
for people to not get outraged until oh my gosh,
they're eating someone's pet cat, Yeah, well, guess what someone
had a pet daughter that got murdered, several of them brutally.
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That's a concern, good heavens, So this is it's a
sad thing. I don't know why you have some of
the I mean, it's a real story, am i kin
am I being incorrect and saying that some of the
like Mike DeWine, I don't know why you would discredit
(16:22):
the very at the actual evidence. Is it just because
he just he's got a thing with Trump.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
It looks like TDS has spread far and wide. But
why is it always the whole of government messaging is
don't believe what you're seeing, just believe what we're telling you.
And it's always been that way, and it's actually a
little more egregious now that it's ever been. So I
don't see how people can't see this.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Do you want to know how horrible things like the
Cultural Revolution in China happened, and then the lead up
to the Hall and later to the genocide the Holocaust?
How that all happened because people were too afraid to speak.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Up and push back against authority.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I mean, that's a true story, that people were too
afraid to speak up and push back. There's a story
of a classroom exercise. And we did something like this
when I was in eighth grade with my history teacher,
where you're taking notes in class and one kid just
gets called out out of the blue and send to
the principal's office. You're not taking notes, but everybody knows
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that the kid's taking notes in class, and kids kind
of speak up. But oh, you're gonna get in trouble
too if you try to defend this. Even though you
know the kid was taking notes in class, the teacher
still sends into the principal's office. And this is a
lesson that's taught that We had a similar lesson like
this when I was in eighth grade, and I know
(17:44):
that I was reading something about it a couple of
weeks ago. It's always when when you're studying the lead
up to World War Two and we were reading there
was there was a story when you were reading the
story about ying Frank and reading stories about people who
had to be hidden and sheltered away from being sent
(18:07):
to concentration camps and everything else. I mean, you had
people who were trying to hide from authorities, and you
had people who were afraid to speak up to authorities.
It's easy to see how this stuff happens because.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
People can be cowardly.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
No one wants to admit it, because everyone loves to
think that they would rise to the challenge. But I
want you to look back and see what happened during lockdown.
How many people were so damn fine with bending the knee.
How many people didn't speak out when they saw people
arrested for trying to open their businesses simply to make
a living. How many people didn't speak out when your
kids were shuttered away, Your own children shuddered away, isolated,
(18:47):
not allowed to go out integrate into the world during
one of the most pivotal points in their lives. How
many people were fine with compliance. People don't like to
see that reflection of them, and it indicts everybody. You
can see why stuff like this happens. You don't need
a classroom exercise like sending a kid to the principal's
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office for not taking notes when they're taking notes as
a way to measure how many other of his students
are gonna defend him and then say, see, this is
how this is allowed to happen. It's on a micro scale,
but the message sticks. So keep that in mind with
this stuff, because this is how the government, and this
(19:31):
is how tyrants perpetuate this. They tell you that what
you're seeing isn't real. No, no, no, you're not seeing this.
And you know what, if you think you're seeing this,
there's something wrong with you. You're weird, or you're a
conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
No good person wants to be labeled that way.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
This is why I am viciously vocal about this creeping
up in the church. When you have pastors up there, well,
if you don't believe in a safe and fair border,
there's something wrong with you. It's sinful telling good people
to not believe their own eyes, telling good people that
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it is a moral failing if they believe in law
and order.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
This is how this stuff starts.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's quick five.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
All right, So first here we were busy running our
mouse during bray a lot.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Let's see.
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(21:23):
I wanted to put hair on your chest, like it
just goes, just like it just auto grows, right, you
know like that I it should I'm gonna say something,
don't don't, don't do it. When the car starts, it
should be making muscles bigger and dropping peenties. That's all
I want to hear from that car. All I want
to hear from there.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
You go by this show.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
I'm gonna get emails about today. I can't help it.
I am so happy about this because you guys know
how bad I hate evs. Oh my gosh, thank you
Aston Martin, thank you Supercars.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
That's a nice looking cord.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
That car is. I love that car.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
If I wasn't married I'd marry it, me and that card,
and we'd be going to J. C. Penny to get
our photos done. In a beautiful fall vignette me in
that car. A lost cat turns up two thousand miles
from home after three years.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Geez, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
A cat person because I'm allergic, but I get it.
This cat went missing from its family's Texas home. It
turned up in Massachusetts. It was a skinny stray cat.
The DAC in Humane Society found it and somehow they
ever the cat named Shoto Shoto. Nobody knows how it
got to Massachusetts, what I experienced or anything, but no joke,
(22:40):
right because I mean, going from Texas to Massachusetts, it
means you got to pass Nero or through Ohio, you know,
and it's not, you know, not great for cats up
there right now, a Las Vegas story clerk was arrested
because he beat him in with a bat over nacho cheese. Now,
I'm very particular about my nacho cheese. So let's wait
for all the facts. Okay, let's get all the stories.
In a Las Vegas convenience store clerk, he got arrested.
(23:02):
He beat a man with a bat because he took
too much nacho cheese. That is nacho cheese. That's the
storage cheese.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
That was bad. Forty seven year old Myron Bule last week.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and battery with
the deadly weapon. They got a call early morning somebody
who's bleeding near an RC gas station. They found the
victim on the sidewalk, his face all blooded up, he
couldn't talk. They had life threatening injuries. The person who
called nine one one said the guy was on the
victim was on the ground. He saw the victim on
the ground while pumping gas, asked the store clerk to
(23:33):
call nine one one.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
The clerk goes, I'm not calling nine one one. He
better have learned a.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Lesson, and apparently he went in and took too much
cheese from the nacho cheese machine. The guy told the
victim not to leave and not break things, and the
victim said he wouldn't leave without nacho, so the guy
pushed him out, hit him.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
With a bat. So was it self defense? I don't know.
Speaking of.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Immigration, have you seen what's been happening in Germany? So
I saw today, Oh, they've only had thirteen knife attacks today.
It's not even seven o'clock apparently there. But they have
a life a live knife attack tracker.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
In Germany. It's a big issue.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
They have different attacks literally every single day, and they can't.
You know, they got to ban guns. That's what they
need to do. They really need to ban guns in Germany.
And Germany has recently notified the European Union that they're
bringing in new controls on all of their land borders
due to what they describe as quote the continuing burden
of Islamist terrorism and relentless. When I say migration, I
(24:40):
don't mean legal migration. I mean the boats coming from
North Africa and then everybody filtering up through Germany. That's
what I'm talking about. That's their interior minister. He informed
the EU of that their interior minister, and from the
EU of that this week and then Nancy Faser of
the Social Democrat Party finally accepted, and this is per
(25:02):
Daily Mail, that Germany has no choice put to enforce
proper border controls if they have any hope of coping
with the staggering amount of what they described as entirely
unauthorized entries. And so now build their newspaper says that
the new controls at Germany's imposing, they're going to start
seeing really strict restrictions and rejections of people trying to
(25:23):
illegally enter at their borders.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
And it's enraged the EU. The EU is enraged. They
are livid. So this is going to be a huge
fight with them. It is.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It's interesting because this was a complete u turn from
the SPD Nancy Faser, who's ahead of that far leaning
left leaning party, because just last month she refused to
implement these controls on their land borders.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Germany.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
It's gotten so bad that there are the I mean,
they tell women, especially in some of the more urban
areas in the big cities, don't you can't walk around
it like night. You know, it's not safe And there
have been attacks that like the because you have the
Christmas markets that pop up as you get closer towards
the holidays, and a lot of people like to go.
They've got a lot of tourism that goes through there,
(26:09):
and they tell women like it's not safe you to
walk around to night because women are being attacked and
now there's all these knife attacks. They've been protesting over
it so so far because just last month they said
there that they're not going to extend these controls. Now
they're going to have to u and so far they're
turning away thousands of people because and they've seen almost
(26:31):
like a triple increase in what they call first time
asylum requests.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
So they had they've been having these meetings about this.
This this whole story is enraging Europe, the EU, the
European Union. In fact, it was described as a fury
because neighboring countries say that they are not going to
take back because you have these these people.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That are coming up.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Through you know, coming from normal like northern Africa and
going across the med and then going through all these
other countries and they allow these people to pass through
their countries to get to Germany. So now these neighboring
countries that were allowing these people to immigrate illegally through
their land to get to Germany, they said that they're
not taking them back. If they're rejected, they will not
(27:18):
allow them to come back. And they said that Berlin's
plan to stop quote unquote asylum seekers and Islamis terror
was a quote threat to free movement. This is what
the EU is doing over there. Now you can see why.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You see why Britain left it. It's a mess.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
You can see why they're having this huge fight with
conservative leading countries like Italy, and why some of these
other conservative parties in these other European nations are starting
to gain a lot more popularity and even some seats
because this is what they're dealing with. The EU loses
its mind if you try to literally you try to
protect your own citizens and actually demand lawful injury. This
(28:01):
is crazy. So they said these harsh restrictions they start
in a couple of days, They start in four days,
the new restrictions for Germany, and they it's going to allow,
they said, authorities to reject more people directly at the border.
And now Poland, the Czech Republics, Switzerland are really upset.
(28:22):
Everybody that they border with is upset, especially because they
the EU. They just wanted people to be able to
move freely through each of the European Union nations and
the EU keeps going, oh, well, we're going to have
more restrictive border and no they're not.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
They haven't at all.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So they said that they're furious with Germany because they're
going to reject these illegal immigrants, which means that they're
going to be rejected back to these neighboring states through
which they were going through which they were going to
get to Germany.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
UH, and they said.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Austria's Foreign Minister Gerhard Karner told Bill Germany's newspaper quote,
I've directed, I have directed the heads of the federal
police to not allow in your returns. Austria will not
accept any persons rejected from Germany. Well, tough, beans, Germany doesn't.
You can't force them to accept them. The check Press
(29:15):
said that the new border policies are a threat to
the Shangan Agreement. Now, the Shangan Agreement is an agreement
through a lot of these EU nations where you they
have an agreement on traveling and identification and documentation, et cetera.
And that matters if you're a US citizen and you're
traveling over to these countries where you have a Shangan
agreement about you know, your documentation and passport and all
(29:37):
that stuff. But they want this like free movement within Europe.
Well guess what that it's allowed to happen a massive, massive,
massive increase in Islamis terror UH. Cities that are being
overtaken by complete lawless entry and people who have no
documentation that have immigrated illegally. Some come from criminal backgrounds.
(30:01):
You've seen an increase in rapes, stabbings, I mean, for
crying out loud, like I just started the segment with
Germany literally has a live knife tracker website because there's
so many of these attacks now, and so they're coming up.
If they're not coming up through the Mediterranean, they're coming
up through the Balkan route. So you have some Middle
(30:21):
Eastern and North African people who want to immigrate illegally.
They're coming up through the Balkans, or they're coming up
through the Mediterranean, which is a lot. It's just as dangerous.
I mean, they both, they both have different levels of danger.
But I don't know. I think Germany's learning the lesson
from Angela Merkel, who remembers she famously declared back in
twenty fifteen that quote Islam is not a source of
(30:42):
terrorism and then opened up the country's borders. And now
look where they're at. This is what they're dealing with.
When one country decides to enforce restrictions at the border,
the entire EU.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Loses its mind.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Insane and they're going to try to bully them with
the full wait not just of international press, but all
of these different nations, their press, their officials, everything. It's
an extortion racket. The EU is nothing but a bunch
of extortionists.
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