September 17, 2024 • 24 mins
Huge numbers of Hezbollah fighters have been injured when their pagers exploded from an Israeli cyber attack. Meanwhile, the Navy launches the USS New Jersey, the first US submarine built for both genders.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Man, right, just keep looking at these memes about the
the Hesbola getting paid. It's paging Hesbala paging, all right.
So a Florida man used a syringe. This is so gross.
This is like such a Florida story. A Florida man
allegedly used a syringe to squirt a grody, unknown liquid
on a girl's backside at a ross dress for less
(00:36):
and then started filming. It also looks like someone drew
his hair on his head with a sharpie. It's true.
Twenty five year old Florida man is behind bars for this.
Sean Edward Urbi is facing a felony charge of battery
on a child involving bodily bodily flut fluids and a
(00:58):
so gross and a miss demeanor battery charge. He's also
accused of tampering with evidence per records. They got his
ABC affiliate WPLG got his rest report. They said that
the girl told Miami Dade police she was shopping at
the store when patrons came up to her and told
her that a guy in a in a Miami Dolphins
hat was squirting from a syringe the stuff on the
back of her jean shorts and then filming her and
(01:20):
oh my gosh, and so they found Oh gosh, it's
so gross. I'm not gonna share anything about what was
in the syringe because it's probably Yes, it's exactly what
you thought it was exactly and yeah, and he's on
he's in jail. Mimmi Dade corrections eighty five hundred dollars bond. Uh. See,
(01:43):
this is why you carry just saying why would you
shoot to kill that man for doing that? Why would
that man volunteer to be shot killed by doing that?
Just you know, that's the question. Oh, where are people
so gross? This Florida man, jeez, Florida man was yelling
take me to jail at the cops as he drove
down the road with his lawnmower. He was obviously super drunk.
(02:07):
He was videotaped, videotaped really, he was just recorded driving
a lawnmower on the main road and as police caught
up with him, which wasn't difficult. We can't play any
of those audio, by the way, because who it was,
it's a Newsweek. According to the video, though, after the
officers caught up to him, he was yelling at them,
(02:27):
take me to jail. The Florida man named Paul Burke.
He was arrested on charges of driving under the influence.
I mean he was on a lawnmower, but he was drunk,
and he apparently had three other DUI charges, and he
was trying to drive a lawnmower down the highway, which
you can't do, by the way, and then I just
yell and take me to jail. Just you can't do that.
A floridaman threw a toilet through a window. And then
(02:50):
this isn't East Saint Louis. He's a floridaman in East
Saint Louis. He chucked a commode from a toilet. Chucker,
I don't know. He chucked a commode and then apparently
through a window of a school board headquarters. And then
apparently he has another one to launch. They found thirty
six year old Dave Tolliver a block away. The police
(03:12):
were sure that they had the right guy because he
was sitting on the tech the second toilet that he
was about to chuck. And so now he's in custody
on a charge of criminal damage to property Class C
felony on ten thousand dollars bond. So the guy who
chucked the toilet is just on for higher bond than
the guy who is being all dirty at the ross
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Remember pagers. It was like a big thing in high
school pagers. If you had a pager, according to Nana,
you were a drug dealer or a doctor, one of
the two. Like yeah, there's no in between. You were
(05:02):
either doctor or a drug dealer according to Nana if
you had a pager, sirih, But can I just point out,
like I get it if you're like a doctor and
like you get like a nine to one one code
on your I get that. But if you're a regular
person with a pager, like you had to go and
find a phone and call somebody, that was so dumb.
You know what, You're not dumb. That was how do
we live before call waiting or a call waiting caller
(05:23):
D How did we live before that? I mean now
I can ignore people's call so much more easily with
caller ID than you know I could ever before. Uh
that makes you not when it, it makes you makes
it easier to not use your phone anyway. The reason
I bring this up with Hesbala, they nine dead, twenty
eight hundred injured. The Israeli Defense minister warned, look, he
(05:44):
was telling the United States. Look, the clock is running
out on having a diplomatic solution. The diplomatic solution coming
from Democrats that are running the government is well, let's
just sit around and do nothing. Maybe it'll fall, maybe
it'll resolve itself. Just don't do anything. So today the
Israeli alerted a bunch of people in Hesbela in Beirut.
(06:04):
Their pagers were rigged with explosives and they all went
off this morning. It was pager detonations, and they said
that a lot of people were wounded. Two hundred critically
eight killed in the explosions. Thousands of Hesbula members were
seriously wounded, thousands of Hesbela members. It was in they
(06:28):
said one Reuters journalists themselves specifically saw ten Hesbula members
bleeding to death from wounds, and they said that the
pagers were known were owned by a number of workers
in various Hesbula units and institutions, and they exploded, and
the detonations of these pagers used by the group killed
some of their fighters. I just want to know how
(06:49):
this was carried out, because it's quite genius. The Wall
Street Journal reported that apparently hundreds of these Hesbula members
had these devices, and they what they speculated was that
it was malware that caused them to heat up and explode.
That is so genius and also terrifying. But that is
(07:10):
so genius. I mean, wow, they I mean, you know,
you got to protect your people, how you got to
protect it? And is like it's a big security breach,
no joke, huh. They said that the biggest security breach
they've been subjected to. I mean, there's a video of
it detonating. There's some, there's some it's a crazy story, Kane.
(07:37):
I mean, they're the photos are crazy. They ambulances rushing
about everywhere. Lebanon's health ministry urge health workers that head
to hospitals. I mean they're all husbal of people. That's
the thing. They got hurt or blowed up. Okay, what
you're you're gonna say?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So they were there, weren't explosives intentionally put in here.
They were just they just were like where are they?
Just it was like, here's a program that will make
the battery explode.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I'm not saying that I would like to know how
that works, but just curious for a purely educational standpoint.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And that's old tech. Yeah, good lord, we're doomed. Why
if we don't get this government sized down and their
involvement and everything, we're doomed.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Why are you talking about us?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
How many times? How many different battery things do you
carry around with you? Like obviously your phone, you have
your watch.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But I don't carry anything on my person.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You don't have your watch on oh I do?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Gonna blow your wrist?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I do? Yeah, you're making me wonder about that stuff.
Could it actually heat up enough to do that? I'll
look like I'll look like simpthing from Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I didn't intentionally share these videos with Wan. There's the
one in the grocery store. We see one exploding off
a guy's hip and he just goes down his leg
looks all mangled.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I never wear my phone on my person like that,
like number.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I carry it in my pocket like that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You do your dude, dudes do chicks down.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I don't think I even like when driving it right
between it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh my gosh, you keep your phone there when you're driving.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, I totally do not.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I don't like having loose things by me in a car.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I mean I'm really rethinking that right the second. Yeah,
but yeah, I've done this.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
See this is where all my little weirdo tics come
in come into play. It's like it's like Signs. Right
at the very end of Signs, don't sit here and
be like spoiler alert. This movie's been off forever. It's
not my problem. At the very end, the little girl
that has water everywhere, and all of a sudden all
makes sense, the cups of water everywhere, and mel Gibson's
looking around and it's like, you know, he's processing this.
(09:35):
He sees the reflection of the alien in the television
which was genius is such a genius movie, and he
sees all these half drank cups of water and it's
all making sense, and he sees the bat on the wall,
you know, you tell him to see and swing. Oh
my gosh, it all makes sense. I feel like that's me,
with all my weirdo tics. Like you know, I don't
carry my phone on my person. I don't like having
bulky items on me like that, except for a gun,
because I just don't. I don't want it on there.
(09:57):
I don't. I don't like to carry other stuff like
that on me because I only want only my gun.
I don't want to have to worry about anything else
falling out of my pockets or anything else like that.
So I just don't carry those items on my person.
And also I feel weird about it, like I don't
even like holding up the phone to my head. I
don't even like that, right, Oh man, I'm thinking like
earbuds and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, I'm curious. Are the batteries that we have.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Watch these videos all day?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, I watch and all of that, Like, are they
different than the batteries in that old tech because then
the malware would have to be a little different to
manipulate this the batteries that are today, I would assume this.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
This is scary, I mean, is it. I feel like
we could already do this.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I mean, I don't have a pager or a flip phone,
but the idea itself.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Don't And don't you feel like Hesbola used pagers so
they okay, they thought that would be safer.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, like they couldn't get tracked.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, we're gonna be a lower grade tech what and not? No,
that gonna happen. How long dude fell down like Lebron
on the court? You're just he just went down? Did
he really get that hurt? There was?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I saw some video of a hospital. It's like one
minute of footage where they were going to bed after
bed and all these guys have like holes in their
sides and in their laps because they had these pages
in their pocket.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Because they were terrorists is why, right, Oh, I should
warn people. It's graphic.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
But did you see the number of them. Apparently there
was twenty five hundred of these explosions, of which several
of people died and many many more have like holes
in them as they try to survive these injuries.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I mean, that's what happens when you're a terrorist, when
you go off and you do Actually, those are actual terrorists,
not like the terrorists that the Left tries to say
exist here. No, these are actual, actual terrorists, And that's
what happens when you're a terrorist. When you do terroristy stuff,
sometimes your pager might blow up, but you do bring
up a good point with like the watch and all
(11:53):
that stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, and also this laptop I'm sitting in front of.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, now I'm worried about it. Now I feel worried
about my watch. I just like I I That was
the one thing that I actually finally broke down and
did was the watch.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I think it's super convenient.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It's great for heart health.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That was when I had like a little health scare
that turned out to be totally fine, and I was like, oh,
I can see the point of it. I wore the
watch because of that.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, I was able to accurately track my sleep and
all of that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, I don't do that. I don't want to track
my sleep.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I need to. I don't get hardly any I can.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I just say I will never under I don't. I
just don't understand the people who track their sleep and
count every calorie and keep diaries of their stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah. No, tracking sleep and counting calories are two separate worlds.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah too, those are just like, you're giving yourself busy work.
Why would you do that? It's busy working.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm just wearing the watch.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Like you just know what time you're gonna go to bed, Like, okay,
I'll get this amount of sleep. I know. It takes
me twenty minutes to fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
It's so cute. It's you know, cute. You just got
a bedtime and you go.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
To bed and go No, no, I take Melotona. No
believe me, because I am super I get super hyper
focused on stuff. I have a whole nighttime routine. It
is an hour long ritual that I do every night
before I go to bed to unhook my mind from
everything that I do during the day. I have to
do it because if I don't do it, guess what.
Ain't nobody going to bed. That's how that works.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
But I've seen your two am messages.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's when my my ritual is interrupted, Kane, so nobody
goes to bed.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
That's why I try. I have to get an X
amount of hours or else I cannot function mentally.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, but when I do, when I am like, I
can go to my whole point. I just can't. I
can't stand where in jewelry and watches and stuff going
to sleep? How do people do that? How do you
wear a watch when you go to I don't want
anything that's like monitoring me when I'm sleeping. I don't
want anybody to know what I'm doing, just not that
anything's happening. I just shut up. I'm just like trying
to sleep.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
The phone in the other room, but I'll have the
watch on it. There'll be nights where I don't care.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
What in the world do you do? Why do you
sleep with your phone in the other.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Rooms because I don't want to be around it when
it's charging or doing whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
But you sleep with a watch on.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, so it can track the data hard.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
You'll just get a little radiation.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I'm getting a little bits, okay, I think core type
sleep or.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I don't do that. I don't care about any of
that stuff. I don't care. I don't care about any
of it. I really don't even care. Like you know
what our o the olden days, the olden days, people
didn't need any of that.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You know, that's very true. Play So this is the
new in time days, the new.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Days, I'm getting any of that. We got more on
the way as free rolled awards. Yeah, gen x, I
just I don't need that. That's busy work. It's busy work.
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all of the news you would probably miss, it's time
for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
This is a news but it is a news flash.
I'm wearing the baggy jeans today and I feel like
I hate myself and I want to throw myself off
the roof because they're baggy jeans and they're not black
stovepipe straight legs. So there you go, right there. You
don't care. I do. So that's why I just set
it on airon headlines. Do I care about Puff Daddy?
I don't care. I throw them off a cliff and
be done with it. Right. Oh, give him his due process.
(15:52):
Why we know he did it. He's on there. Yeah,
but he got arrested in Manhattan for being a dirty PERV,
a dirty human trafficking perver. I mean, I don't know.
I'm immediately gonna suspect you if you call your name,
if you say your name is Puffy and then you
call yourself p Diddler, and then you are beat PTE.
He is, he's the Diddler. That's his that's gonna you
know what, that's gonna be his newest Marvel character. It's
(16:13):
the Diddler. He's gonna go quick. But he was arrested
in a sex trafficking probe, and I, I mean, isn't
this kind of obvious? Like everybody? There were rumors about
this for a long time, right, I mean, I'm sure
even you know otherwise doesn't have anything to do with
the economy. If he's a criminal, throw him off a cliff. Convicted,
(16:34):
throw him off a cliff. You know, be done with it.
Let's go on. Jane's addiction. Pari Ferrell issued a statement,
so they canceled their whole tour. If you like Jane's addiction,
and Perry Farrell spoke out about it. He's taken. He's
been a big boy and taking responsibility. He said that
he apologizes to his bandmates, particularly Dave Navarro. Uh and
he said that you know he was He apologized for
(16:55):
what happening. He apologize to the front, to his fans.
Uh And he said, you know, my breaking point is inexcusable,
and I take accountability for hide chose to handle. So
good for him, he took it. I hope he gets
whatever help he needs. It's just sad. It's sad to
see you never meet your heroes, although I never met
him and he's never been a hero. Let's see hunt.
Is it Hyundai okay? Because I have certain family members
(17:16):
that say Hyundai, and I just it confuses me. Hyundai
pauses ads on X because they're giant female copulatory organs.
If Elon Musk doesn't bend a need to speech censorship,
then they are like, oh, he's creating a Nazi hellscape.
That's what exes. You realize that they are bouncing accounts
that are in violation of the tea of the terms
(17:36):
of service as soon as they see them, right, it's
not there, they don't. They have to be made aware
of them, and then they do it. But because it's
not done before the person offends, the Left is using
that as justification for claiming that they're like promoting and
nurturing a Petri dish of Nazi social interaction. So they
had a Hondai ad that appeared next to a Rando
(17:56):
who posted stupid. He was probably a Rando troll who
posted Hitler. And there was a Hyundai ad that appeared
next to it. And now everyone's freaking out about it,
and all of the people who hate Elon Musk and
hate speech are trying to they're putting pressure on Hyundai
to drop any ad association with X. And I just
think that all of you people need to shut up.
I'm so dumb with it, like stop it, like you know,
(18:16):
what they've done more to curtail this than the Secret
Service have done to curtailed presidential assassine. So stop. Let's
see several dead after trying to cross the English Channel?
Why why would you do it? Why would you cross it?
Stormy weather, choppy water?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Why?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Eight people? They were trying to across the channel from
France to England. And they said that, and of course
they were people who were trying to claim a SI lee.
You're not you're an illegal immigrant, you're not not. Everybody
can claim asylum. And the Norfolk Southern CEO was fired
over an office relationship. Speaking of diddlers, he's married. He
(18:51):
had an inappropriate relationship with an employee. So he was
big pimping in his big o' CEO office and he
was He ended up being fired. So you know what,
I just don't don't mess where you get your bills paid.
Just don't. We got more on the way. Stick with
us the gender neutral submarine? Can we can we just
touch on that real real quick. I almost said the
(19:15):
most inappropriate joke on air that I would have gotten
fired for and I didn't.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
So, but where are the reproductive parts of the submarine?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Stop it? It's just the frank. The beans don't come
with it. Yeah, the beans have been removed. It's just
the frank. So and it's inverted, so it's gender neutral.
I don't know. It's the USS New Jersey. It's a
fast attack Virgin Virginia class submarine one hundred and thirty
five Navy personnel. It's the it's the first US submarine
built for both genders. Okay, I'm gonna need a moment.
(19:53):
It's designed to fully integrate male and female sailors. Is
that a problem, Like, I just think, can I be real?
I've known women that I've gone into the Navy. They
don't gaf Okay, they don't need a boat for their
for ladies. They don't need a lady boat. Excus you
(20:13):
know what I'm saying, Like they don't care because they're
they're the type of women I just want to go
kick ass. That's all they want to do. They don't
need no lady boat. That's a distraction. They just those
are the chicks that want to TCB. Why do you
like acting? You know how sexist it is to act like, oh, well,
there's the women in the navy. Because we've got to
make a lady boat. Gotta make a boat for the ladies,
(20:36):
gonna put these cup holders in it. You get lighted
vanity mirrors, ladies.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
But for real testicles.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
And no, I just feel like they don't care. I mean,
I don't want to speak for women in the Navy,
but you know, I feel like they just the women
that I have known that have been in they don't
care about this stuff. And out of none of them
do they don't care.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, of those women, I'm not questioning these.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Types of women. Call me Mariam, those tips.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Seeing if this idea was born of ladies with testicles,
being offended that they're not being called ladies.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
You mean men. Yes, So they said that the Navy
when it lifted its ban on women in submarines and
twenty ten, concerned about living quarters being too tight and
lack of privacy, prompted the Navy do retrofit subs and
designate washrooms. The USS New Jersey was designed for two
gendas from the outset, with the accommodations like increased privacy
in the washrooms and sleeping areas. I just feel like,
(21:34):
if you're going to go into that, you kind of
got to know that this is part of the territory right.
Access to top bunks and overhead valves are also designed
with height, reach and strength of women in mind. Oh,
so we're making things easier to open for the women. Yes,
this this jar head, did this nuclear sub to this
nuke right here is going to be easier for you
to access, you dumb weak women. Means it could fall out.
(21:55):
I don't know, have you. When we went on a
tour of the some of thebes in Hawaii, we were
at Pearl Harbor, there was literally one bunk over where
the warhead was. There's a dude who slept the top
of a nuclear warhead back in the day, just saying
they're built different. I I don't know. I. The nuclear
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powered submarine was officially nicknamed Jersey Girl. Its interior spaces
are decorated with posters and memorabilia representing the state, including
a guitar signed by John bon Jovi. Well, if you
hate bon Jovi, you're in hell. You can't get away.
You're gonna be in the bond. We're here. I'm in
the bon Jovi ship going down in a blaze. The dooryy.
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It's three hundred and seventy seven feet long, thirty four
foot beam, But does it have lighted vanity mirrors? Though? Am? I?
I just why why do they need to do this?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I still don't understand how it's different, Like, how would
it be so different that now women and men could
be on there.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's second that a man. It's a boat for a
man and a woman can Oh my gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Guys washing machines bigger?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what
it is. I don't know, but they yeah, that's uh
is it a big deal? I don't think it is.
I don't I. I just don't know why they gotta
do this. I'm gonna retro fit this for let's just
get it. You need to do any of that with
h for women? Isn't it already pretty tight quarters in there?
Do you really need to lower anything or make anything
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more like adjust anything for a height for women because
it's pretty cramped in there. And that and those and
the subs that I've been in to tour, I mean,
I don't know these were olden day subs. I don't
know if there are they like bigger now. I don't know,
but it ever taken. I got a little claustrophobic. I
gotta tell you, going through them, I was just like,
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it's a little tough.
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It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Man, right, just keep looking at these memes about the
the Hesbola getting paid. It's paging Hesbala paging, all right.
So a Florida man used a syringe. This is so gross.
This is like such a Florida story. A Florida man
allegedly used a syringe to squirt a grody, unknown liquid
on a girl's backside at a ross dress for less
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and then started filming. It also looks like someone drew
his hair on his head with a sharpie. It's true.
Twenty five year old Florida man is behind bars for this.
Sean Edward Urbi is facing a felony charge of battery
on a child involving bodily bodily flut fluids and a
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so gross and a miss demeanor battery charge. He's also
accused of tampering with evidence per records. They got his
ABC affiliate WPLG got his rest report. They said that
the girl told Miami Dade police she was shopping at
the store when patrons came up to her and told
her that a guy in a in a Miami Dolphins
hat was squirting from a syringe the stuff on the
back of her jean shorts and then filming her and
(01:20):
oh my gosh, and so they found Oh gosh, it's
so gross. I'm not gonna share anything about what was
in the syringe because it's probably Yes, it's exactly what
you thought it was exactly and yeah, and he's on
he's in jail. Mimmi Dade corrections eighty five hundred dollars bond. Uh. See,
(01:43):
this is why you carry just saying why would you
shoot to kill that man for doing that? Why would
that man volunteer to be shot killed by doing that?
Just you know, that's the question. Oh, where are people
so gross? This Florida man, jeez, Florida man was yelling
take me to jail at the cops as he drove
down the road with his lawnmower. He was obviously super drunk.
(02:07):
He was videotaped, videotaped really, he was just recorded driving
a lawnmower on the main road and as police caught
up with him, which wasn't difficult. We can't play any
of those audio, by the way, because who it was,
it's a Newsweek. According to the video, though, after the
officers caught up to him, he was yelling at them,
(02:27):
take me to jail. The Florida man named Paul Burke.
He was arrested on charges of driving under the influence.
I mean he was on a lawnmower, but he was drunk,
and he apparently had three other DUI charges, and he
was trying to drive a lawnmower down the highway, which
you can't do, by the way, and then I just
yell and take me to jail. Just you can't do that.
A floridaman threw a toilet through a window. And then
(02:50):
this isn't East Saint Louis. He's a floridaman in East
Saint Louis. He chucked a commode from a toilet. Chucker,
I don't know. He chucked a commode and then apparently
through a window of a school board headquarters. And then
apparently he has another one to launch. They found thirty
six year old Dave Tolliver a block away. The police
(03:12):
were sure that they had the right guy because he
was sitting on the tech the second toilet that he
was about to chuck. And so now he's in custody
on a charge of criminal damage to property Class C
felony on ten thousand dollars bond. So the guy who
chucked the toilet is just on for higher bond than
the guy who is being all dirty at the ross
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Remember pagers. It was like a big thing in high
school pagers. If you had a pager, according to Nana,
you were a drug dealer or a doctor, one of
the two. Like yeah, there's no in between. You were
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either doctor or a drug dealer according to Nana if
you had a pager, sirih, But can I just point out,
like I get it if you're like a doctor and
like you get like a nine to one one code
on your I get that. But if you're a regular
person with a pager, like you had to go and
find a phone and call somebody, that was so dumb.
You know what, You're not dumb. That was how do
we live before call waiting or a call waiting caller
(05:23):
D How did we live before that? I mean now
I can ignore people's call so much more easily with
caller ID than you know I could ever before. Uh
that makes you not when it, it makes you makes
it easier to not use your phone anyway. The reason
I bring this up with Hesbala, they nine dead, twenty
eight hundred injured. The Israeli Defense minister warned, look, he
(05:44):
was telling the United States. Look, the clock is running
out on having a diplomatic solution. The diplomatic solution coming
from Democrats that are running the government is well, let's
just sit around and do nothing. Maybe it'll fall, maybe
it'll resolve itself. Just don't do anything. So today the
Israeli alerted a bunch of people in Hesbela in Beirut.
(06:04):
Their pagers were rigged with explosives and they all went
off this morning. It was pager detonations, and they said
that a lot of people were wounded. Two hundred critically
eight killed in the explosions. Thousands of Hesbula members were
seriously wounded, thousands of Hesbela members. It was in they
(06:28):
said one Reuters journalists themselves specifically saw ten Hesbula members
bleeding to death from wounds, and they said that the
pagers were known were owned by a number of workers
in various Hesbula units and institutions, and they exploded, and
the detonations of these pagers used by the group killed
some of their fighters. I just want to know how
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this was carried out, because it's quite genius. The Wall
Street Journal reported that apparently hundreds of these Hesbula members
had these devices, and they what they speculated was that
it was malware that caused them to heat up and explode.
That is so genius and also terrifying. But that is
(07:10):
so genius. I mean, wow, they I mean, you know,
you got to protect your people, how you got to
protect it? And is like it's a big security breach,
no joke, huh. They said that the biggest security breach
they've been subjected to. I mean, there's a video of
it detonating. There's some, there's some it's a crazy story, Kane.
(07:37):
I mean, they're the photos are crazy. They ambulances rushing
about everywhere. Lebanon's health ministry urge health workers that head
to hospitals. I mean they're all husbal of people. That's
the thing. They got hurt or blowed up. Okay, what
you're you're gonna say?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So they were there, weren't explosives intentionally put in here.
They were just they just were like where are they?
Just it was like, here's a program that will make
the battery explode.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I'm not saying that I would like to know how
that works, but just curious for a purely educational standpoint.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And that's old tech. Yeah, good lord, we're doomed. Why
if we don't get this government sized down and their
involvement and everything, we're doomed.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Why are you talking about us?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
How many times? How many different battery things do you
carry around with you? Like obviously your phone, you have
your watch.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
But I don't carry anything on my person.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
You don't have your watch on oh I do?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Gonna blow your wrist?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I do? Yeah, you're making me wonder about that stuff.
Could it actually heat up enough to do that? I'll
look like I'll look like simpthing from Tropic Thunder.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I didn't intentionally share these videos with Wan. There's the
one in the grocery store. We see one exploding off
a guy's hip and he just goes down his leg
looks all mangled.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I never wear my phone on my person like that,
like number.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I carry it in my pocket like that.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You do your dude, dudes do chicks down.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I don't think I even like when driving it right
between it.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Oh my gosh, you keep your phone there when you're driving.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, I totally do not.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I don't like having loose things by me in a car.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I mean I'm really rethinking that right the second. Yeah,
but yeah, I've done this.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
See this is where all my little weirdo tics come
in come into play. It's like it's like Signs. Right
at the very end of Signs, don't sit here and
be like spoiler alert. This movie's been off forever. It's
not my problem. At the very end, the little girl
that has water everywhere, and all of a sudden all
makes sense, the cups of water everywhere, and mel Gibson's
looking around and it's like, you know, he's processing this.
(09:35):
He sees the reflection of the alien in the television
which was genius is such a genius movie, and he
sees all these half drank cups of water and it's
all making sense, and he sees the bat on the wall,
you know, you tell him to see and swing. Oh
my gosh, it all makes sense. I feel like that's me,
with all my weirdo tics. Like you know, I don't
carry my phone on my person. I don't like having
bulky items on me like that, except for a gun,
because I just don't. I don't want it on there.
(09:57):
I don't. I don't like to carry other stuff like
that on me because I only want only my gun.
I don't want to have to worry about anything else
falling out of my pockets or anything else like that.
So I just don't carry those items on my person.
And also I feel weird about it, like I don't
even like holding up the phone to my head. I
don't even like that, right, Oh man, I'm thinking like
earbuds and all this kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah, I'm curious. Are the batteries that we have.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Watch these videos all day?
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Yeah, I watch and all of that, Like, are they
different than the batteries in that old tech because then
the malware would have to be a little different to
manipulate this the batteries that are today, I would assume this.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
This is scary, I mean, is it. I feel like
we could already do this.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I mean, I don't have a pager or a flip phone,
but the idea itself.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Don't And don't you feel like Hesbola used pagers so
they okay, they thought that would be safer.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, like they couldn't get tracked.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, we're gonna be a lower grade tech what and not? No,
that gonna happen. How long dude fell down like Lebron
on the court? You're just he just went down? Did
he really get that hurt? There was?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I saw some video of a hospital. It's like one
minute of footage where they were going to bed after
bed and all these guys have like holes in their
sides and in their laps because they had these pages
in their pocket.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Because they were terrorists is why, right, Oh, I should
warn people. It's graphic.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
But did you see the number of them. Apparently there
was twenty five hundred of these explosions, of which several
of people died and many many more have like holes
in them as they try to survive these injuries.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I mean, that's what happens when you're a terrorist, when
you go off and you do Actually, those are actual terrorists,
not like the terrorists that the Left tries to say
exist here. No, these are actual, actual terrorists, And that's
what happens when you're a terrorist. When you do terroristy stuff,
sometimes your pager might blow up, but you do bring
up a good point with like the watch and all
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that stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah, and also this laptop I'm sitting in front of.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, now I'm worried about it. Now I feel worried
about my watch. I just like I I That was
the one thing that I actually finally broke down and
did was the watch.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I think it's super convenient.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
It's great for heart health.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, it really is.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
That was when I had like a little health scare
that turned out to be totally fine, and I was like, oh,
I can see the point of it. I wore the
watch because of that.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, I was able to accurately track my sleep and
all of that.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah, I don't do that. I don't want to track
my sleep.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I need to. I don't get hardly any I can.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I just say I will never under I don't. I
just don't understand the people who track their sleep and
count every calorie and keep diaries of their stuff.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah. No, tracking sleep and counting calories are two separate worlds.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah too, those are just like, you're giving yourself busy work.
Why would you do that? It's busy working.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I'm just wearing the watch.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Like you just know what time you're gonna go to bed, Like, okay,
I'll get this amount of sleep. I know. It takes
me twenty minutes to fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
It's so cute. It's you know, cute. You just got
a bedtime and you go.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
To bed and go No, no, I take Melotona. No
believe me, because I am super I get super hyper
focused on stuff. I have a whole nighttime routine. It
is an hour long ritual that I do every night
before I go to bed to unhook my mind from
everything that I do during the day. I have to
do it because if I don't do it, guess what.
Ain't nobody going to bed. That's how that works.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
But I've seen your two am messages.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
That's when my my ritual is interrupted, Kane, so nobody
goes to bed.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
That's why I try. I have to get an X
amount of hours or else I cannot function mentally.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, but when I do, when I am like, I
can go to my whole point. I just can't. I
can't stand where in jewelry and watches and stuff going
to sleep? How do people do that? How do you
wear a watch when you go to I don't want
anything that's like monitoring me when I'm sleeping. I don't
want anybody to know what I'm doing, just not that
anything's happening. I just shut up. I'm just like trying
to sleep.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
The phone in the other room, but I'll have the
watch on it. There'll be nights where I don't care.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
What in the world do you do? Why do you
sleep with your phone in the other.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Rooms because I don't want to be around it when
it's charging or doing whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
But you sleep with a watch on.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah, so it can track the data hard.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
You'll just get a little radiation.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I'm getting a little bits, okay, I think core type
sleep or.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
I don't do that. I don't care about any of
that stuff. I don't care. I don't care about any
of it. I really don't even care. Like you know
what our o the olden days, the olden days, people
didn't need any of that.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
You know, that's very true. Play So this is the
new in time days, the new.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Days, I'm getting any of that. We got more on
the way as free rolled awards. Yeah, gen x, I
just I don't need that. That's busy work. It's busy work.
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all of the news you would probably miss, it's time
for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
This is a news but it is a news flash.
I'm wearing the baggy jeans today and I feel like
I hate myself and I want to throw myself off
the roof because they're baggy jeans and they're not black
stovepipe straight legs. So there you go, right there. You
don't care. I do. So that's why I just set
it on airon headlines. Do I care about Puff Daddy?
I don't care. I throw them off a cliff and
be done with it. Right. Oh, give him his due process.
(15:52):
Why we know he did it. He's on there. Yeah,
but he got arrested in Manhattan for being a dirty PERV,
a dirty human trafficking perver. I mean, I don't know.
I'm immediately gonna suspect you if you call your name,
if you say your name is Puffy and then you
call yourself p Diddler, and then you are beat PTE.
He is, he's the Diddler. That's his that's gonna you
know what, that's gonna be his newest Marvel character. It's
(16:13):
the Diddler. He's gonna go quick. But he was arrested
in a sex trafficking probe, and I, I mean, isn't
this kind of obvious? Like everybody? There were rumors about
this for a long time, right, I mean, I'm sure
even you know otherwise doesn't have anything to do with
the economy. If he's a criminal, throw him off a cliff. Convicted,
(16:34):
throw him off a cliff. You know, be done with it.
Let's go on. Jane's addiction. Pari Ferrell issued a statement,
so they canceled their whole tour. If you like Jane's addiction,
and Perry Farrell spoke out about it. He's taken. He's
been a big boy and taking responsibility. He said that
he apologizes to his bandmates, particularly Dave Navarro. Uh and
he said that you know he was He apologized for
(16:55):
what happening. He apologize to the front, to his fans.
Uh And he said, you know, my breaking point is inexcusable,
and I take accountability for hide chose to handle. So
good for him, he took it. I hope he gets
whatever help he needs. It's just sad. It's sad to
see you never meet your heroes, although I never met
him and he's never been a hero. Let's see hunt.
Is it Hyundai okay? Because I have certain family members
(17:16):
that say Hyundai, and I just it confuses me. Hyundai
pauses ads on X because they're giant female copulatory organs.
If Elon Musk doesn't bend a need to speech censorship,
then they are like, oh, he's creating a Nazi hellscape.
That's what exes. You realize that they are bouncing accounts
that are in violation of the tea of the terms
(17:36):
of service as soon as they see them, right, it's
not there, they don't. They have to be made aware
of them, and then they do it. But because it's
not done before the person offends, the Left is using
that as justification for claiming that they're like promoting and
nurturing a Petri dish of Nazi social interaction. So they
had a Hondai ad that appeared next to a Rando
(17:56):
who posted stupid. He was probably a Rando troll who
posted Hitler. And there was a Hyundai ad that appeared
next to it. And now everyone's freaking out about it,
and all of the people who hate Elon Musk and
hate speech are trying to they're putting pressure on Hyundai
to drop any ad association with X. And I just
think that all of you people need to shut up.
I'm so dumb with it, like stop it, like you know,
(18:16):
what they've done more to curtail this than the Secret
Service have done to curtailed presidential assassine. So stop. Let's
see several dead after trying to cross the English Channel?
Why why would you do it? Why would you cross it?
Stormy weather, choppy water?
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Why?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Eight people? They were trying to across the channel from
France to England. And they said that, and of course
they were people who were trying to claim a SI lee.
You're not you're an illegal immigrant, you're not not. Everybody
can claim asylum. And the Norfolk Southern CEO was fired
over an office relationship. Speaking of diddlers, he's married. He
(18:51):
had an inappropriate relationship with an employee. So he was
big pimping in his big o' CEO office and he
was He ended up being fired. So you know what,
I just don't don't mess where you get your bills paid.
Just don't. We got more on the way. Stick with
us the gender neutral submarine? Can we can we just
touch on that real real quick. I almost said the
(19:15):
most inappropriate joke on air that I would have gotten
fired for and I didn't.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
So, but where are the reproductive parts of the submarine?
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Stop it? It's just the frank. The beans don't come
with it. Yeah, the beans have been removed. It's just
the frank. So and it's inverted, so it's gender neutral.
I don't know. It's the USS New Jersey. It's a
fast attack Virgin Virginia class submarine one hundred and thirty
five Navy personnel. It's the it's the first US submarine
built for both genders. Okay, I'm gonna need a moment.
(19:53):
It's designed to fully integrate male and female sailors. Is
that a problem, Like, I just think, can I be real?
I've known women that I've gone into the Navy. They
don't gaf Okay, they don't need a boat for their
for ladies. They don't need a lady boat. Excus you
(20:13):
know what I'm saying, Like they don't care because they're
they're the type of women I just want to go
kick ass. That's all they want to do. They don't
need no lady boat. That's a distraction. They just those
are the chicks that want to TCB. Why do you
like acting? You know how sexist it is to act like, oh, well,
there's the women in the navy. Because we've got to
make a lady boat. Gotta make a boat for the ladies,
(20:36):
gonna put these cup holders in it. You get lighted
vanity mirrors, ladies.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
But for real testicles.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
And no, I just feel like they don't care. I mean,
I don't want to speak for women in the Navy,
but you know, I feel like they just the women
that I have known that have been in they don't
care about this stuff. And out of none of them
do they don't care.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah, of those women, I'm not questioning these.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Types of women. Call me Mariam, those tips.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Seeing if this idea was born of ladies with testicles,
being offended that they're not being called ladies.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
You mean men. Yes, So they said that the Navy
when it lifted its ban on women in submarines and
twenty ten, concerned about living quarters being too tight and
lack of privacy, prompted the Navy do retrofit subs and
designate washrooms. The USS New Jersey was designed for two
gendas from the outset, with the accommodations like increased privacy
in the washrooms and sleeping areas. I just feel like,
(21:34):
if you're going to go into that, you kind of
got to know that this is part of the territory right.
Access to top bunks and overhead valves are also designed
with height, reach and strength of women in mind. Oh,
so we're making things easier to open for the women. Yes,
this this jar head, did this nuclear sub to this
nuke right here is going to be easier for you
to access, you dumb weak women. Means it could fall out.
(21:55):
I don't know, have you. When we went on a
tour of the some of thebes in Hawaii, we were
at Pearl Harbor, there was literally one bunk over where
the warhead was. There's a dude who slept the top
of a nuclear warhead back in the day, just saying
they're built different. I I don't know. I. The nuclear
(22:16):
powered submarine was officially nicknamed Jersey Girl. Its interior spaces
are decorated with posters and memorabilia representing the state, including
a guitar signed by John bon Jovi. Well, if you
hate bon Jovi, you're in hell. You can't get away.
You're gonna be in the bond. We're here. I'm in
the bon Jovi ship going down in a blaze. The dooryy.
(22:38):
It's three hundred and seventy seven feet long, thirty four
foot beam, But does it have lighted vanity mirrors? Though? Am? I?
I just why why do they need to do this?
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I still don't understand how it's different, Like, how would
it be so different that now women and men could
be on there.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's second that a man. It's a boat for a
man and a woman can Oh my gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Guys washing machines bigger?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what
it is. I don't know, but they yeah, that's uh
is it a big deal? I don't think it is.
I don't I. I just don't know why they gotta
do this. I'm gonna retro fit this for let's just
get it. You need to do any of that with
h for women? Isn't it already pretty tight quarters in there?
Do you really need to lower anything or make anything
(23:31):
more like adjust anything for a height for women because
it's pretty cramped in there. And that and those and
the subs that I've been in to tour, I mean,
I don't know these were olden day subs. I don't
know if there are they like bigger now. I don't know,
but it ever taken. I got a little claustrophobic. I
gotta tell you, going through them, I was just like,
(23:52):
it's a little tough.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
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