Absurd Truth: Garbage

Dana Loesch reacts to President Biden calling all Trump supporters “garbage” as The White House tries to clean up his mess. Meanwhile, test results for the upcoming November 5th General Election mistakenly appeared on ABC’s F1 coverage.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laf mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Man, y'all, I'm gonna tell you what. Excuse me allergies.
Fied Disney employee allegedly hacked the menu system to falsely
claim certain foods did not contain peanuts, says a lawsuit.
Michael Shearer, Yeah, was fired in June for alleged misconduct alleged,

(00:34):
says the suit. His termin nation was contentious and not amicable,
and this disgruntled former Disney employees being accused of hacking
into the menu, creating software that they used to falsely
indicate certain food items to not contain peanuts. He worked
at Walt Disney World as a menu production manager. While
he was there, he would create and publish the menus
for their entire restaurant portfolio. So he got fired from

(00:57):
his conduct. And apparently they thought that if initially the
changes were benign, because they noticed a three month over
three month period that the menu prices were changing. Because
he continued to access the software from a personal device
after he was fired, and so he would change the
menu prices and then he added profanity, and they said
those changes were more benign, but then he made changes
that threatened public health, like altering the allergen information on

(01:19):
the menus. So, man, that's like a level of meanness
and and spite and pettiness that I it's heretofore unforeseen.
That's supremely evil. Wow, that's pretty amazing. A Florida mean
broken to Mark Zuckerberg's yacht and began throwing all of
his stuff in the Why do you break into his yacht?

(01:41):
And why is his hair so much longer? And he
wears wear clothes? Now, yeah, I don't know. Technically that's piracy,
isn't it. Dude? He's a pirate yoho ho in a
bottle of rum. He went to his megayacht and he
so the I can't it's not really a boat, it's
a yacht. I guess. The yacht that he acquired is

(02:02):
a three hundred and eighty seven foot megayacht feed ship
and it was for a Russian oligarch and he got it.
And it's called the no I guess, I don't know what.
I don't know what the name of it is. This
is mega yacht. It was like three hundred or three
hundred fifty million to make it, and this guy broke

(02:23):
into it. You would, how do you break in? How
does like some rando break into your super yacht? Like?
How did because if you're at a dock, those things
are pretty well protected. I'm just curious as to how. Anyway,
he named the vessel launch Pad. So with launch Pad,
he also brought a supporting vessel called Dapple, because you know,
when you got big boats like this, you have to

(02:44):
have a supporting vessel with it. It's crazy. And apparently
the guy just like was able to just like board
it right on the marina, was able to just get
right on the on the yacht right on the marina,
and that's that's how it went. And he started throwing
all of his stuff overboard into the water. He was
promptly arrested. I just don't know what he thought he
was gonna get into, just random items. Apparently he was

(03:05):
under the influence and he was out of compliance with
legal requirements from a previous arrest. So a man in
his breeches was accused of destroying and stealing adams from
a Lake County mini golf course. Leake County Sheriff's Office.
I swear to you it's called Smuggler's Cove Adventure Golf. Well,

(03:25):
he was in his he was in his smuggler's bridges,
that's for sure. Thirty year year old Francisco Majorga. He
was booked in the Lee County Jail. He stole two
boxes of ice cream bars, coupon envelopes, cups, and a sign.
He was walking around the business damaging random items, including
a napkin, dispenser, wooden gate, removing a fire extinguisher, busted
a door open. When they asked if he was alone,
he replied nothing to deputies. He's facing multiple charges burglary,

(03:51):
even just a bunch. I'm not gonna read all of them.
And he also gave false ID and he's in his bridges.
Did I say that? Because what is up with that? Like?
Stop it? I don't even know h Did I ever
tell you about the guy named Lucky you shot a
man in the butt and chased another with the screwdriver
at waffle house before he was arrested with m DMA.
I know I'm telling you so lucky with Apparently that

(04:11):
Lucky this is is a Scambia County. This dude he
was from Pensacola, Florida man he shot him in the butt,
chased another man around a waffle house with a screwdriver.
His name is h He's I feel like at some
point you have too many letters in your name. De

(04:31):
quante Jamarl Lucky actually think I did that one good? Okay? Yeah,
he was arrested accused of the tempted homicide, aggravated assault,
distribution of the schedule one arcotic, blah blah blah blah blah,
whole bunch of stuff. He pulled the gun out and
shot a man and then the bullet hit the ground
and ricocheted into the man's butt. And then the man
who had been shot in the butt ran into the

(04:52):
waffle house. Everyone started running to the back of the business.
Everybody's losing their minds in the waffle house. Then he
tried to run out the front door. Lucky chased him
with the screwdriver, and he found all They found all
kinds of drugs on him, so he was taking it
to custody. I mean, you cannot make these stories. Are crazy.
Let's see this is what else we got. Oh, I

(05:12):
got more. We also have the uber driver, who was
a Florida Uber driver who was charged with stealing Halloween
decorations and eating people's food and spitting on a customer.
This is in Barto, Florida. He's facing multiple criminal charges.
He spit in a customer's face, stole food from another order,
and took hallowing decorations from a customer's yard during a

(05:33):
late night delivery. Alexandra Aguilar, twenty nine, was arrested remains
in custody. And it began when a female customer placed
in Uber Eats order. And this is a chick that
did this, by the way, she removed food from she
like apparently the customer saw her take food out of
the bag, and she stole signs from other people's yards

(05:54):
and that so. And then when one customer saw her
stealing from their yards, she confronted her and that's when
Agular spit her face. So she's in the pokey. She's
being arrested. Yeah you think so.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
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(07:20):
Tell them that Dana sent you, or Puerto.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Rico, where I'm in my home state of Delaware. They're good, decent,
honorable people. The only garbage I see float down there
is his supporters, his his, his demonizational scene is unconscitable
and it's on America.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Oh ho oh my, well, hey, what's up, garbage, Hey, garbage.
How you all garbage doing out there? Yeah, it's a
garbage Wednesday for garbage people. It's good to be with you,
garbage people. Yeah. Remember the garbage pil kids. Yeah, they
were the best. I'm telling you what, I think. I

(08:03):
still have some of those cars in my mom's basements somewhere.
I'm not even lying. It's like, garbage pill kids need
to come back to day of all days. Welcome garbage.
Danill last here with you at the top of this
garbage first hour, this garbage Wednesday. And I mean, I'm
just saying I feel like Joe Biden is a pliant.
I just don't know how else to put it. So

(08:24):
his remarks last night, the way his supporters his his,
I guess like inner circle are trying to spin this
is such a chef's kiss. I got a post coming
out at you later today, Schrodinger's apostrophe, which we're going
to talk about. So welcome to the garbage program, you

(08:46):
garbage people. So he was saying, and I mean the
way that they are trying to defend this, there's literally
just no other real there's no other there's no way
you can defend it. Biden just absolutely stepped in it
when he was making this remark saying that all of
President Trump's supporters are garbage. That's literally exactly what he said.

(09:07):
I mean, we heard it. Can I hear it one
more time? Because I know it is marble mouthed, but
can I just hear it one more time? Just it's
a quick cut, fourteen seconds.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Just let's one perto Rico, where I'm in my home
state of Delaware. Time for honorable people. The only garbage
I see floating dow there is his supporters.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
You know, he almost said Puerto Rico, where I'm from.
He almost said that, you heard it. So this is
why I wanted to play it again because his well
defenders are out there trying to say that that's not
what he said. In fact, they're trying to argue that

(09:49):
Biden actually meant to it's there's an apostrophe. It's the
dumbest thing I think I've ever seen in such a
long time. They're trying to say, no, it's an apos
the one of the guys who just sent a contract.
What's his name? Oh some dude I don't care about.
He's over at MSNBC. Now they took the quote out

(10:09):
of context, excuse me, and they they rewrote the White
House rewrote the transcript to hide what he said. So
what they're trying, what they're saying, is the only garbage
I see floating out there is his supporters and they
try to write apostrophe s where Now this is where
being an art is fun. So let's break that down,

(10:31):
shall we. Let's have a grammar lesson for Marxist blank holes,
shall we. So here's the problem with that, right, because
it's just it doesn't make any sense, not even in
that context. In fact, it makes it worse. Adding to
this imaginary grammatical stupidity. Are they saying it's just one

(10:51):
supporter's garbage because supporter s U. P P O R
T er apostrophe s well, that's just going the garbage.
So he's saying, I see one of his supporter's garbage,
is what he's saying. If you believe the White House transcript,
and they rewrote the comment, they're trying to say, no, no, no,

(11:12):
he's it's just one supporter's garbage. Guys, it was. It
was one supporter's garbage. So that was the transcript that
they came out with. So even so, did is it
just one supporter's garbage, like one in particular, like which
one of Donald Trump's supporters has their garbage in Joe
Biden's line of sight? Or did they mess up the

(11:33):
rewrite and mean plural supporters, which would be s apostrophe
s garbage? But then did they also mess that up
because it's properly s s apostrophe s before a consonant.
It is only apostrophe s when it's a plural. If
it's in front of another s, that's the only time.
So they messed either way. It's foo barred. They foo

(11:57):
barred it so hard it's ridiculous. There's no other way
to put it. So, which is it? You dip wads?
I mean Tim Wallace's description of JD. Vans here is
completely applicable concerning the person who decided to grammatically incorrectly
rewrite the transcript and make it worse. You literally just

(12:19):
made it worse, and that's the correct usage because they
actually did so. It's either one of Donald Trump' supporters
who's throwing garbage on Joe Biden's lawn or it's plural supporters,
but they foo barred it because they're morons. I mean,
which is it? Which is it? Because see, there's no
possessive here. He's not talking about the garbage belonging to

(12:42):
a supporter. He's talking about supporters, period. That's what he's discussing, supporters, period.
There is no way to walk away from this. And
what gets me as they'll make up all this stuff.
Well Trump supposedly said per Michael Flynn, who per somebody

(13:03):
per per this person says the source. They say stuff
like that and hammer that all day long. Joe Biden
is literally on camera in front of the nation calling
half of the country garbage, and they're like, what, No,
there's an apostrophe there. I have not seen such crazy
grammatical analysis since Bill Clinton couldn't define what he is was.

(13:27):
Remember is remember that whole thing Bill Clinton is. I mean,
there hasn't been. I mean, they have garbage grammar, and
there hasn't been that much, you know, that much discussion
of it since Bill Clinton with the define is you
guys remember that, right, Let's rewind its September thirteenth, nineteen
ninety eight, when Bill Clinton replied, it depends on what

(13:50):
the meaning of the word is is because he was
asked whether or not he was getting on with Monica Lewinsky,
and he had said there is no improper relatelationship, and
then they were asking, well, wait a minute, is there
something going on between you? If it there is no
proper improper relationship, and he goes, quote, it depends on

(14:12):
what the meaning of the word is is if the
if he if is means is it never has been?
That is not? That is one thing. That's his direct
actual quote. Chef's kiss am I right.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's Kamala's speechwriter.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Dude. It's like, hey, Kamala has always haunted them, She's
haunted them forever. It's pretty amazing. So it's Schrodinger's apostrophe.
It's exactly what is happening here. This is just crazy.
So they're they're trying to rewrite this. But then you
also had here's this what is it? This is what
is this Joshapiro trying to say, trying to defend it
or trying to spin it. You didn't you drop that

(14:52):
and slack there's like okay okay.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
So that was a screenshot of their first version of
the spin yesterday on this the.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
White House, as Biden was referring to hateful rhetoric at
Madison Square Garden rally as garbage. Well, he said his supporters,
he didn't say hatefulrhetoric. I mean, I think it's adorable
that you guys are trying to like edit this. But hey,
you guys said, he's the most sentient person who's ever lived.
He is the smartest genius ever. And so these are
his words. This is what he meant. DEM's rules. You

(15:20):
can't have it all the ways. You don't get it
all the ways. He called half the country garbage. Suck it.
That's exactly what happened. Own it, Run with it, that's
what happened. Suck it up. He said it. Now you
got to deal with it. And so I mean, I
don't know it. These they're bizarre explanation. I don't think

(15:43):
anybody's buying are you buying the apostrophe? I'm not buying
it because it doesn't make any sense. It literally, it
doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
He's trying to assign the garbage as something that belongs
to this supporters as opposed to calling the supporters garbage,
and it's it is. It's a sad attempt at cleaning
up you know, dementia Biden yep.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
And so I mean, let me ask this other question.
Is he a plant? Because I've never seen anyone try
to torpedo somebody's campaign harder than Joe Biden works against
Kamala Harris, How do you how does one do this?
How does it happen? I mean, first everyone was called deplorables,
then Nazis, and now Biden's like garbage. But journalists are

(16:24):
trying to spin it, and they've been trying to save
her campaign from this. I mean that's where those were
his exact words, and Trump responded to it. And then
what is Kamala gonna do? How do you do with this?
There was where's the audio? She finally did address she
finally did reply to it. This is audio, Oh gosh,

(16:45):
twenty six five hundred audio sound bite twenty six, Let's
roll with us first.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Biden, last light about garbage.

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Listen. I think that first of all, clarify his comments.
Let me be clara.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
I strongly disagree with any criticism of people based on
who they vote for.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
This is the most she's ever disagreed with him in
her life, and barely. It's barely, She's like barely. So
she thinks he clarified it, but then she still felt
like she had to distance herself there. That was interesting.
She was asked again, are you concerned about the impact
that his garbage comment has on your campaign? Audio sound
by twenty seven?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Are you concerned about what impactice may have on voters
on the divisiveness of the election, and whether or not
it's gonna dissuade.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Some people from supporting you because of your affiliation with
pregnant and this administration.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
I've been very clear with the American public.

Speaker 6 (17:45):
I respect the challenge is that people face.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
I respect the fact that.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
We all have so much more in common than what
separates us, and that most people want to president that
understand that they get that and approaches their role of leadership.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
That makes some sad and very clear from my earliest years.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Why just answer the questions? Acuter answer the question for
asking anyone are they have done it? And then she
says to voters who are offended by the garbage comment
audio sound by twenty eight sympathized if any votes do
feel once again, do you sympathize with any votes if
you do feel offended by or insulted by the garbage comings.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
I am running for president of the United States.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I will be.

Speaker 6 (18:33):
Traveling to three states today to do what I have
been doing throughout.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Which is talking with the American people about the fact that,
first of.

Speaker 6 (18:42):
All, I get it in terms of the concerns they
have about challenges like the price of groceries. In the second,
my highest priority is to address that as you lift
them around their ambitions, their.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Aspirations from their I mean, this is Washington Post. Did
Biden called Trump supporters garbage? It comes down to an apostrophe.
You are morons and you deserve to be Oh my gosh,
may the Good Lord above put a hand over my
mouth today because I am just done.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's quick five.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
All right, So starting with let's see a one hundred
and five year old woman says that the secret to
long life is drinking guinness. I feel like this is
a very scientific analysis. This is this woman's a genius.
I don't she probably is also not only the oldest
but one of the oldest people in the world, but

(19:38):
one of the most genius people in the world. One
hundred and five years old. Kathleen Hennings. She had a
pint of guinness and when she said that, she drinks
ginnis and that's what it is. She had her birthday
party with hellow friends, residents and supportive of staff at
her care home. She got a hamper, was that of
the famous Stout brand. What is a hamper of beer?

(20:01):
I guess they just gave her a whole bunch of stuff.
I guess it's a box of She had pink glasses
and apron chocolates, all kinds of guinness and so she
says she and she drinks like the chocolate looking stuff
because she's hardcore. She's born in nineteen nineteen. I actually
agree with her. I think she's onto something. Kane. It's
a yeah, yeah, yeah, very very official. The Colorado Secretary

(20:22):
of State is a moron who posted the spreadsheet with
voting system passwords all public. Literally they were side by side.
She posted a spreadsheet to the website that had a
hidden tab that showed all of the voting system passwords
in Colorado, Rocky Mountain High. There you go. I mean,

(20:44):
you don't think of this, Look at this stuff. Puerto
Rico's biggest newspaper. Do do do? Of course, they endorse
Kamala Harris. Of course they did. They endorsed the vice
president yesterday. In fact, I first saw this. I think
her first saw has come out like yesterday. It was
like early yesterday evening, and it's their second endorsement. Ever, Well,

(21:05):
that's fine because USA Today and Washington Post aren't doing
any kind of endorsements because they think it's biased and
they're correct. And then also we've got a few other
things here the okay, yeah, this person a random voter
of these some of these people, Like I've gotten all
of these protests where these people are just nuts and

(21:28):
they all have like like I don't want to play
it because it's just you guys know that they're crazy.
Arizona momentum is shifted towards the GOP. Kamala Harris is
pulling money out of North Carolina. We're going to get
into some of this here coming up. She's pulled money
out of North Carolina and now is looking to spread
it in some of the states where she is under
the most threat. And Scotus is not going to allow

(21:49):
RFK Junior to take his name from two states ballots.
There's an ABC station that mistakenly aired an election result
test during a Formula one race. I guess they just
filled in the blanks, but they yeah, WNEP Screenton, Pennsylvania,
apparently they posted something and they said they they came
out and said they were testing their lower third because
it was like on the lower third and they were

(22:10):
trying to act like Harris beat Trump. I guess those
are the numbers that they just put in, and they
said they mistakenly they they aired this, they showed, they
issued a statement about it, and they said note from
WNEP election test results mistakenly shown on air. The test
results aired for several minutes during coverage of Formula one

(22:32):
racing one, showing you what it looks like. Hmm. I'm
just saying, yeah, I don't know, it seems kind of
why would you have to put any numbers in? Why
couldn't you just have one one one or zero zero zero?
Why did you actually have to put numbers in? Because

(22:53):
either way it doesn't matter, right if it's a test
and you're just like making it up. Why did you
have to put any numbers in?

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Screenshot one, We'll see you.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
Yeah, for real? Say that screenshot? I don't know. They
said they were randomly generated test results sent out to
help news organizations to make that should that their equipment
was working properly. In advance of election night, I already voted.
I've been tracking my vote, making sure it was tallied.

(23:22):
I was watching all. I watched my whole household votes
like a stalker, like a creepy stalker, every day, multiple
times a day. I was checking because Texas has it
where you can monitor everything, and I was making sure
that everything, you know, everything counted and been watching it.

(23:44):
I think you need to go on early vote for sure,
and then if your state has a way, and it
should be up on your Secretary of State's website. I
mean it should be not super difficult to find find
out and then track your ballot, track your vote. Do
you think this was an accident? I hate everything, so

(24:04):
I'm suspicious abou everything.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I'm willing. I'm willing to believe it, deep deep, deep
down though I don't, but I'm willing to believe it.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I'm going to get really mad if, say, the Left decided,
you know what, let's really actually cheat a lot. I
think it's very difficult to cheat in a decentralized election. However,
not if you mess with the census and you try
to reapportion seats and influence due to fluctuations in either

(24:35):
it's like in migration in the United States between citizens,
citizens going from state to state or people coming into
the country illegally. Just saying it may I mean, the
fix could already be in because of that. I'm very
curious to see where it's close. And we're not going
to know. Everybody's guessing tuesday. You know why, because poles
are garbage, and even if the polls are right, nobody

(24:55):
believes them. Nobody believes them because it's confirmation bias. People
want to have their belief affirmed, they want to see
it represented. So that's why none of this matters. Nobody
knows until Tuesday, and anyone who's telling you otherwise is
a moron that is grifting off of you. Nobody knows.
They have no clue, but I don't. I don't know.
I just the thing that makes this weird for me,

(25:19):
that WNEP thing, is why do you got to put
the numbers in? Like, if you're just doing a test,
I mean, while you're running the elements and all that,
you can put whatever you want in the lower third.
You could put zero zero percent if you wanted to.
You don't have to have like fifty two percent. You
could put it. You don't need numbers in there, right,

(25:41):
So then it makes me wonder why they put numbers
in if it's just a test, right, how does that work?
I don't know. They said the numbers shouldn't have appeared
on the screen while adds in slack. There's something called
preview loll. Maybe they didn't have preview. I don't know.

(26:02):
I just this stuff is what makes people suspicious. Recklessness
makes people suspicious.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Also, they wouldn't have kept it up for as long
as they did it was up. Therefore, I guess according
to that story, it was like a couple minutes.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Jeez.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
So if that's the case, then that also seems to
be a little bit more than just a mistake.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yeah, I don't know how long it stayed out there,
but it's just really weird to me. It's super I
don't know, there's a number of different ways they could
have done that without putting the numbers in, And as
one was saying, I mean, they actually have a preview
and you can look and you can see, and it's
just weird they that this was the way that they

(26:47):
chose to handle it, and I don't I'm not buying
the response. I'm not buying the excuse. I'm just I'm
not buying it.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd
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Speaker 3 (27:07):
M