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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech. It's
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
I just feel like if I got bit by a
shark one time at a certain beach, I wouldn't go
back to that beach, you know what I mean, Like
I would maybe I'd probably find somewhere if I went back,
and I'd probably find somewhere different. Well that's not what
happened with Joe Fryar. So this dude apparently he got
bitten twice by sharks on at the exact same beach,
like eleven years apart. He's a competitive surfer and he
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got bitten again and he had to go. I mean,
look like it's pretty bad. He was okay, I mean
he was up and he was like talking to everybody,
but he got bitten again and the same time, like
the same it's this Florida. It's an NBC reporter, Joe Fryar.
This dude got i mean, eleven eleven years apart, bitten
twice in the exact same beach. This was Treasure Coast
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News and a yes, I know, shark by chances are
very low. But the guy's name is Cole Toshman, and
he when it bit him the second time, he was
using he's punching the shark's head and he had it
was it mangled his hand, so he got twelve stitches
in a cast and he had to like get a
tourniquet and all of that stuff. But I'm just thinking, like,
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you know, maybe I wouldn't like surfing looks really fun,
But at the same time, I think that's the What
if you're on the surf where there's a big giant
shark and you just see it in the wave and
I ooh my gosh, Right, I would surf all the
way to shore and upp a mountain. That's what would happen.
Just saying this just makes this that kind of stuff
makes me nervous. I don't know. Uh, we had the
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spit mask guy yesterday. This I think we had. Oh no,
this is another guy with a machete. Is this a
new machete one? Here we go. Eighteen year old Caleb
Williams was arrested. Why are they saying allegedly brandishing a
machete because they have a photo of him literally brandishing
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the machete. Photo he was brandishing a machete at an
elderly woman during an altercation at an early voting site
in upteen Beach. He raised it over his head. He
got into an altercation with the two women, one of
who was who was seventy one years old, and he
was taken into custody. Improper exhibition of a dangerous weapon,
so brandishing, basically aggravated assault on a person aged sixty
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five years or older. He was with a group of six.
They were there too. I don't know what site he
was for, but apparently they were protesting and he was
smiling and holding the machete aloft in the parking lot.
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Speaker 3 (03:52):
Good morning, and we have a story about White House stenographers.
First time this whole cycle. The White House stenographers come
with the House. They are not political. Some of them
have been there since Trump and will be there after Biden.
And they are now as mad as you will ever
hear a stenographer on the record that White House officials
working for President Biden tried to change the meaning of
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their transcript, so it sounded like the president on that
zoom with Voto Latino was just criticizing a comedian instead
of all Trump supporters. So now we've got a supervisor
from the stenographer's office who was saying, our stenography office
transcript released to our distro, which includes the national.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
So what does a mad stenographer look like? Because I mean,
if you hear you know, you hear the word stenographer,
it almost sounds like a dinosaur. I'm just like wondering
what a mad stenographer looks like. What is that like?
I mean, what is and how do you? I mean,
there's like the most innocuous people in the world to
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make angry. But that's where where now, where we're making
stenographers mad. That's where at that level of this election,
and that has to do. If you remember, just to
recap the remarks that Biden gave literally what Kamala Harris
is on stage, it's I can't get over that, the
remarks that Biden gave when Harris was on stage at
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her rally and he went off and had said that
it was Trump supporters that were garbage, and they were
trying to rewrite it. And as we've talked about ad
nauseum on the show. It didn't it didn't make sense.
It didn't make sense because it I mean, you're you're
talking about one reporter and or one supporter, and it
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was like a possessive and I don't I didn't quite
understand that we talked about that, and and it just
didn't make any sense. And because you know why it
didn't make any sense, because he was talking about all
supporters and so the White House and a really rare thing,
they edited the transcript. They edited the transcrip to make
it seem like, oh no, no, everything that we were saying,
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this is what he said the whole time. And they
when they edited the transcript, this is why the stenographers
are mad, because everybody knows it's the White House stenographers
that did it. And you know, these people take their
jobs very seriously because they're recording history and you are.
I mean, what they did in effect is they well
not in effect, I mean, really what they did is
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they completely compromised the integrity of those stenographers by claiming
that oh no, it's yeah, it's uh we is this
is really what he said. He didn't really say the
other stuff. And that's that's really bad, and it and
it and it completely, uh compromised their entire all of
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their integrity. And that's why they're so upset because they've
had these jobs. Some of them have been there longer
than Trump. Honestly, I think there was one that had
been there since like the w Era, I believe. So
they take their job seriously and they've been through a
lot of presidents and so it completely compromises their integrity
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by doing this, and that's why they released I'd never
seen White House stenographers release this statement before, have you, Kane?
I don't think I have either, So dang, Welcome to
the program. That's how we're starting Friday. Let me, does
it get any better for Biden Harris? I don't think so.
Welcome to the program. It's at the top of this
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first hour. It's Friday, and we've got a lot of
stuff to get We're going to touch on a lot
of things to get ready for next week the election,
and let me tell you, I'm going to walk you
through everything as we get closer and closer. And the
one place where you can get non like non hysterical
coverage where I'm not going to go with anything unvetted
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and I'm not gonna sit here and blow smoke up
your backside like some of the influencers out there who
have to quietly revise what they say because they're chasing clicks.
One of the reasons that we've been around as long
as we have been is because we don't do that.
We're consistent and our audience can trust that, and there's
no reason to change that now. So again, welcome Dana
lash here with you. You can listen obviously across the country,
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and you can check out Channel three forty seven as
well direct TV. We're getting some stuff planned so that
every aspect is covered and whether you are maybe you're
at a friend's house and you're watching election night coverage
or you're at home, we're going to have a way
for you to be able to get results and completely
unspun results and know what's what as it happens. So
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that's one of the things that we're in the planning
stages of doing. So this is how we're starting everything today.
The stenographers are upset, but you know what it serves
the Biden administration, right, It's insane it that this even
had to have happen. It's crazy that they even had to,
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you know, I mean, like it's crazy that they even
had to release this statement. I literally have never seen
ever like that. Like I said, them do this and
so this, uh, the White House stenographers, and this is
one of the top things that we had today, the
White House deenographers. They have this, this and the jobs numbers.
So they said it was a breach of protocol, a
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major breach of protocol. Uh, and that this is something
that we it's never been never been done before. They
were very mad. It was a very terse statement.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
So Liberty University is being sued by a former IT
staffer because he's a dude who's pretending to be a woman.
It's Liberty University, it's a Christian university. It's a private business.
They can do what they want and no amount of
harassment by lawfair is going to make them do otherwise.
So this dude who wants to be a chick is
mad because he got fired by the Evangelical Christian school,
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a private business, and they I mean, obviously I would
imagine that when you agree to work there, you know,
usually you sign contracts and things like that they have
an expectation of behavior and you know, you know, things
like that. And so the dude who's named eleanor Zinsky,
he's working with the ACLU, and he's saying that it's
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discriminatory of him, of them to fire him. And he
was only there. He applied for the IT job and
then four months after started transitioning, and he apparently he
did notify them of it and then requested that the
school like depart from its doctrine and admission. That's what
Liberty said, which I agree with. And so now they're like, oh,
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he's you know, they fired, They fired the dude. And
now the dude's like, oh, it's discriminated. They can do
what they want. It's a private business. You cannot force
people to ass against their will. We have freedom of association.
And sorry, but you knew this going into it. I
think he purposefully did this. Really did a car qushed
into Billy Corgan's tea store, Madame Zuzu's. This was in Chicago,
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His son and his wife were in or his son
and his mother in law were in there at the
time that had happened. I write about this over the weekend.
It happened at like twelve pm and it was in
Highland Park, Illinois, and a car legit crashed right in there.
His son was okay, I think his mother in law
had some injuries. And they showed the vehicle half inside
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and half outside of the store, and they said they're
still investigating it, but they drove around the curb and
right up into the store. So thankfully his son was
not injured, was out of the way, thankfully, good heavens.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Day one.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
What's your first executive action?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Well, my first priority, which will be probably the package
of bills, is about bringing down the cost of living.
So it's about housing, it's about childcare, it's about what
we need to do to deal with grocery prices. So
it's not one, but it's a package that is with
one singular purpose bringing down the cost of place we.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Have to go. How is she gonna? First off, she's
there now, so what's stopping her? I mean, it's not
even day one if she were to win, it's not
even day one. She's already there. So yeah, like, why
hasn't she started? Now? Welcome back to the program. Acquiring minds.
(12:31):
Want to know Dana Lash with you. Top of this
second hour, and I, yeah, why hasn't she begun it? Now?
I'm really curious about that because she's there, Kine in
the white how she's the vice president, she could do
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some things. Is she withholding this magic policies solution and
holding it over a voter's heads? Because that's pretty lame.
It's like, I have the cure to all diseases here,
can't wait to use it after you vote for me?
You know what I mean. It's like you're it's pretty lame.
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I have no idea, I have no other way to
interpret that, but she's there now. Second secondly, how are
you going to bring about the cost of living when
everything that you want to do and by you, I
mean Biden, but you've appropriated it is designed to literally
increase the cost of living. So that also doesn't make
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any sense to me. All of these individuals talk like
they've never had to take a kneecon class, they've never
had any real world experience. They just looks like toddlers.
They just say whatever, I want to grow up and
be a rainbow. Okay. I want to grow up and
everybody's gonna be happy and have free money. And I
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have imagine this is gonna yay and everyone's gonna have ponies.
That's what she's doing. She's that it's Toddler twenty twenty four.
That's exactly what it is. Apparently, So Cain, what were
you telling me on break? Did she tell Mark Cuban
to shut up?
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I saw that there was a breaking report. Now there
was no link in a story tied to it, but
that apparently Kamala Harris campaign told Mark Cuban to stop
speaking on behalf of the Kamala Harris campaign.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Oh, you know, because Mark Cuban was saying that there's
no strong women around Trump and that women are stupid
if they support him. Harris Faulkner asked him, audios, I'm
at eleven. She took a shift to him, listen to this. Look.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't know where Mark Cuban is today, but as
a woman, I have questions. I want to know, are
you big enough? Are youhman enough to apologize responsibility for which.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You say, well, you know, I mean a lot of
people have asked that, So it's you know, No, he's
not going to because he doesn't think he's done anything wrong.
But if the Harris campaign asked him to stop speak
it hurt. Definitely hurt. That's the whole point. That's what
this campaign is doing. And I have a piece that's
that I'm working on about this. It was gonna come
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out with the last Night that it'll be out later today.
It's a piece that I'm working on about this, which
gets into they got mad at my friend Jesse Waters
because Jesse Waters was joking about how his wife better
or not vote for Harris. That would be a betrayal.
Jesse has a persona. He's got a rat pack persona.
That's the persona that he has on Fox. He plays
his role, you know how like with WWE, you got
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some dudes that are the baddies that go out there.
Jesse has this persona. I've known Jesse for years and
he is He's a super nice dude. He's joking and
people are like, no, the Left is situational. He doesn't
want to have humor. Like they'll hold up a severed trumphead.
Who's that female carrot Top maybe it's carrot Top, trans
carrot Top, who's the trans carrot Top lady? And she
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held up the severed head. I know her name, but
I'm pretending not to. Yeah, they were like, no, it's
a joke. Oh, you guys are so sensitive. Oh my gosh,
it's just a joke. Why are you guys so ignorant?
If not, you're so not funny. But then you he
makes a joke about this, and everyone's like, all the
maga men are going crazy. And then they use his
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joke and he was just being facetious. They use that
as a way to castigate all the dudes and say,
oh my gosh, there was the headline that's was literally
the headlines, numerous ones that were trending, Maga men are
freaking out. Well, I don't know anyone who slaps their
wife or slaps their girlfriend in the line at a
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valet except for Democrats. So this doesn't track. Sorry, this
doesn't really track for me. And it also presupposes the
worst about the women that you're trying to get to
vote for you. Isn't that just like the left? Well,
the reason women any women, If there's a woman that's
not voting for me, it's because she's a beaten dog,
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is why she's an unempowered, sad, athetic, beaten dog. That's
exactly what she is. And ladies, you know, if you're
beaten dogs, out there. You don't have to tell your
husbands you voted for we played that ad yesterday. They
because they can't reconcile themselves to the truth that these
chicks don't want her. There are some chicks out there
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like me that just don't want her. I don't think
she's accomplished. I think she's a social climber, a ladder climber.
Everything that she has ever gotten she's been appointed to.
She's not legit entered a field outright. Everything from the
beginning of her career to where she is now. She
was appointed there. She didn't earn it outright. She doesn't
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come off as strong, she doesn't come off as being confident,
and she sounds kooky. She takes and makes the worst
decisions because she's a horrific strategist.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
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