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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
A Florida man was arrested after explosive devices were found
in a casino toilet. Brian Eckley, forty six, of Tampa
was arrested on October thirtieth, charge with two counts of
making and plicing destructive devices with the intent to harm.
He was arrested they were two radio controlled explosive devices
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in the toilets of a casino, and the Tampa Bay
Special Agent in charge said he did everything he could
to hide from law enforcement, but they were able to
find him. They said it was that he had then
the employees found them before they could actually cause any damage.
They didn't name the casino, but Tampa Bay Time says
it was a hard rock casino. So I don't know,
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like why the I mean, out of all the they
like they never actually said, they just said, you know,
whether you know, obviously it was designed to harm innocent people,
but like for what purpose? That's oddly specific. Yeah, what
is the motive of this? I got some questions. Deputies
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are searching for the family of an unidentified toddler just
left out of Florida daycare.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
This is horrible.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's in Broward County. They're trying to find the family
of a young girl who was left at daycare. Her
name is Malaya and she was dropped off at Panda
Little Academy in one morning and then no one came
to pick her up. They think she's around two to
three years old. And the guy dropped her off was
driving a dark colored vehicle. They released photos of the
girl hoping that and the man, hoping that somebody might
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recognize them. Nobody recognize them though, so they're saying called
Broward there they're Broward County, Florida is special their Special
Victims Unit because that they're the people who are handed.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
But that's horrible, Like.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
It's not just dropped her off. She's a sweet little girl,
looks look super sweet and cute. They just dropped her
off and never came back to get her. What in
the world, like, I don't know, But hopefully that gets
resolved and hopefully they can either find her family or
put her with someone who would love to have a
little girl like good people. Florida's convicted killer clown was
released from prison. This is a headline for the murder
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of her husband's then wife. Okay, so she dressed as
a clown and then murdered the wife of a man
that she later married. This is like if Shutter and
Lifetime got together and made a movie, it would be this.
So it was in Fort Lauderdale, so she dressed up.
This was in nineteen ninety. She dressed up as a
clown and then murdered the wife of this man that
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she later married. And then she she got released from
prison on Saturday. I mean, this is a weird story.
Her name is Sheila Kiem Warren. They released her eighteen
months after she played guilty to second degree murder for
the shooting of Marlene Warren.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And she said she was in a since the whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
She spent twelve years in prison and sentenced to twelve years,
but she was in custody for seven years since her
arrest in twenty seventeen. But she literally, I mean, dressed
up as an actual clown. And they said that Marlene
Warren's son and his friends were at home they saw
somebody dressed as a clown ring the doorbell. He said
that when his mom answered, the clown handed her some
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balloons and she responded, how nice, and then the clown
pulled out a gun and shot her in the face
and then ran away. And they, like for a long
time suspected this woman, this Keen Warren lady of doing it,
but it wasn't until she was arrested twenty seven years
later that they improved DNA testing tied her to evidence
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that was found in the getaway car. And so she
was an employee of Marlene Warren's husband at his used
car lot, and she's been his wife, and that apparently
their witnesses said that they were having an affair, and
they she denied it and all kinds of stuff. But
this is wild. But in the world is this? This
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is a crazy story?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Do you?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
That sounds pretty messed up?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Like she went through to dress as a clown, hand
her balloons and then shoot her and run away and
she's out. Now can you really get over being that
clown killer clown?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I don't know, But how are you? The guy and
Mary in there, well.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
If they were having an affair, but knowing what she did, yeah,
I would be see. I sometimes this when I feel
like he's not thinking with his head. The guy, right,
because knowing that this chick that you married dressed up
as a clown and shot your the mother of your children, right,
she will murk you when you're sleep, dude. She dressed
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up as a clown to do this.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
So I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
He got convicted of grand theft, racketeering, and odometer tampering.
He was in prison for four years, and then his
attorney said it was disproportionately long because people suspected him
of being involved in his wife's death. I think that
he was in on it personally, if you ask me, Yeah,
because you go off and marry the chicken is just wild,
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just wild.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Clowns can be scary enough. If you've ever seen Poultergeist,
pulterr gis ruined it. It's really you know. This sixty
six year old Pensacola, Mai and he served for bank
robbery before got out of prison and was like, you know,
what's time to relive the olden days and decided to
rob a bank again.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
It was the South Region.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It was the region's bank in South Ferdin Boulevard in Florida,
and he was wearing a fluorescent yellow safety vest a
large straw hat and a face mask so he can
be more easily identifiable when fleeing and police where they
got him.
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Speaker 1 (06:48):
I wanted to switch gears and show you. This is
audio sun By twenty nine. I saw this. This woman,
her name's a net Catching. She's isn't she like the
ahead of the like the Virginia. She's like a committee person.
She was a committee person with a Virginia GOP. So
she's in a restaurant with other women and these other
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two chicks, these broads, they are sitting by her, and
I guess they're here.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
They overheard her conversation.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
One of them, one of the women in a Nut's party,
was wearing a Trump hat, and the white Marxists that
sat next to them, because Annette and her friends it's
very important to let are black, as we'll see.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
And then one of.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
The ladies, one of the women the broads that sat down,
is over hearing their conversation and then decides to interrupt
them and get involved when she heard them speaking favorably
about the former president and this is wild watch this,
this is twenty nine.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Do I disagree?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yes, I am god, you understand.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Okay, I'm.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Only people are white Democrat.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
With no, you're not.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
At one point and we could keep the video going,
she stands up and like actually gets in the other
the nuts face, and then a nuts stands right back
up to her. And then one of the men come
over and it's like a larders and then actually he's
addressing a nut with us. Those women started it. The
full video is online. Those women started it because and
then her friends, one of them I think had like
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I said, a maga head on, and I guess the
other chicks. We were listening to them talking and they
decided to butt in to their conversation. Decided to get
into their conversation. And apparently the lady that she was
arguing with, she's on the internet. Is this the correct one?
Because someone docks the wrong person this weekend Patty Morrissey.
(09:25):
Of course, she used to work for the federal government
and she's retired, and she like apparently the very you
know things, very highly of herself, and she was harassing
a net of catchings. She was and she was the
black woman in the video endorsed by the GOP for
Alexandria City Council.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
And yeah, she was very upset over it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
And I can why do you have to justify what
you think does someone sitting in the restaurant next to you?
Well that I think the social media rule should apply
for this, because I'll be on social media, like I
had somebody mad at me because they said that I
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didn't tweet enough about the jobs report came. How much
time do we And I'm like, oh my gosh, some
Raindow's upset because I didn't use I don't even I
don't live on X because of jackwagons like that.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I mean, go out and touch grass.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
These people who live such isolated little lives that they
think that the only stuff that happens happens on X,
and that if it doesn't happen on X.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
It didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
And I'm like, I'm sorry, you don't get to tell
me how to use X by get away from me,
nut and I just muted him and let him scream
into the ether. But I think that that needs to
apply to the actual meat space conversations because I'll hear
stuff from people all the time. I mean obviously in
restaurants that I don't know, I don't agree with, but
I'm there like either eating food or eating front something.
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You know, I just lived my life. That lady could
not live her life. She had to get involved in
a Nutter's business. I mean, I think, and Nanetta, I
think very generously was giving her her time. I don't
know if I would have been that nice right off
the bat Kane. I think I would have been.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Like, who t f is? You get out of my business?
I just have zero tolerance. Would you have you?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Kane would have though, Kan would have debated that lady
until that lady like throw herself through the window.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I would have kindly. I would just would have kindly
done it, killing kill him with kindness.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Cain when he wants to can turn into Colin Robinson
from what we do in the Shadows with people he
doesn't like. I've watched it happen, Like he'll be entertaining
someone that's clearly ridiculous, and you know what I'm talking
about that Yeah, he's calling he energy vampires them.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
It's crazy. I just watch you flip a switch.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I find it's more fun doing that.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Oh, my gosh, I don't be angry at it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
No, I just don't have I just am like, nope, nope,
I need to save my brain space for other more
important things.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I can't. I can't. There's too many things, too many
things to juggle. But yeah, that's just crazy. I mean,
who does that stuff? People?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Look, I'm leading into thirty two. I'm not even I
don't even like the Kelsey's. I don't follow the Kelsey brothers.
They seem like nice enough people. The Jason kelce he's
the one who's not the Travis is the one who
dates Taylor. Right, And Jason Kelcey and his wife they're okay.
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So he I don't know where he was. He had
a beer in his hand, and he's walking and someone
calls him the F word. It's like maggot but with
an F. Okay, big, And they said that your brother's
dating Taylor. He's such a blank? Right, And then Jason
Kelsey turns around, grabs the phone that the person's recording
him with, slams into the ground, and then looks right
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at him and goes, who's the blank?
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Now? Doesn't spill a drop of his beer? Audio somebody
thirty two you gotta watch this.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Kelsey Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey Kelsey, Uh, can I get a
Fristboll tells him, can I get a fist ball?
Speaker 1 (13:07):
And so another video, because there's like a million different
angles of this thing, there's another video that's like right
up and he throws it down on the ground, like
breaks it and.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Then looks at the d and goes, who's the blank.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No, And it doesn't even spill and then keeps walking,
doesn't even spill his beer.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It's hysterical there. I actually am not mad at him
for this.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
I'm not a swifty heavens No, I'm not mad at
him for this because I think that sometimes there are
audi be consequences for people who are stupid and do
stupid stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Like this, You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Like, what is it that Mike Tyson said a lot
of people run their mouths on social media because they
didn't get punched in it or.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Something like that. Hang on, hang on, hat hand.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I'm gonna look this quote up because I feel like
this should be on a shirt. Yeah, everyone has a
plan until they get punched in them out. But and
he also said, what didn't you say something like, uh,
people run their mouths on social media or something like that,
and there's no basically, there's no consequence for it. Ever,
and then you get situations like this. I don't if
I was the I gotta.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Tell you, if I was a police officer, I'd be like,
I saw no crime committed here. What are you talking about,
fair citizen, I didn't see anything? What right? Was he
in the wrong? I don't think he was in the wrong.
I don't think he was in the wrong. I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I mean, he gets called Yeah, there's all the different
angles of it, all the different angles of it.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yeah, but he was he I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Outside of the destruction of someone else's property thing.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
I just feel like, you know what that guy fa
and he foed.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Destruction of someone's property, Like you're the guy was like
angling for a fight.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
I'm very old school.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Like I am very old school, Like I believe people
should don't get punched in the mouths enough.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I really don't believe that. I don't believe that they do.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
And one of the reasons why people say such stupid
things and they're so ignorant people is because there's no
consequence for it. It's protected be the bigger person. Okay,
I can be the bigger person by beating here. Look
at me being the bigger person.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
So in this instance, would have punched to the face
have been better than no?
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Or would both?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I actually I don't know that I would have responded,
but I don't judge him for doing it right because,
you know, it's it's kind of nice to see these
little trolls get a come upance, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, because I kind of want to see both. I
kind of want to see him slam the phone, which
he did, totally cool with that, yeah, and then punch
him in the face.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I wanted to see the accutane fly out of his
skin pores because you guys hit so hard the dude.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Who was doing this. That's what I wanted to.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So there's been horrific flooding in Spain, particularly near Valencia,
and I think what two hundred people actually over four
hundred fatalities, they said. Public anger has been growing, uh
dramatic footage. How one town should one town escape the
worst of the devastation, and now why is that? Why
is one town that's in This is like an aragon,
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the water hurtling down the hillside within just feet of
people's houses.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
But what saved them was a two thousand year old
Roman dam. Roman engineering.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
It actually helped to direct the overflowing waters of the
dam and the deluge was diverted down a hillside and
away from the town and residents were protected. And it's
crazy video, but it's they did what it was designed
to do. So if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
I guess that's actually wild. Lorraine found this one. Kamala,
beloved Asian elephant at the National Zoo, was euthanized after
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failing health. That's probably like the worst worst timing. I
can imagine the Asian elephant Kamala would raise her trunk
to Greek keepers in anticipation of getting food.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
So this is the.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Smithsonian National Zoo's Asian elephant herd. This was a was euthanized.
She had a hosteo arthritis. The elephant.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I'm not drawing any parallels at all. What are you
talking about? I haven't nothing.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Social crisis four in ten haven't made new friends in
over a year. According to a new survey, it's social isolation.
They're saying it didn't stop with the pandemic and Americans
still need human contact. Researchers found that a third of
Americans feel that their social life is stuck in a rut.
Two thousand adult surveyed who traveled with friends in the
past also found that thirty nine percent nearly forty haven't
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made a new friend in over a year. I will
say that as you age too, that gets harder, and
also as you age, you realize you don't want to
be friends with a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Are those factors counted.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
I'm just curious, but they said that thirty eight percent
said they haven't gone to a party in six months,
and fifty nine percent said they haven't gone to a
concert with a friend or been on vacation with them
a concept. Fifteen percent haven't gone on to a concert
with a friend in the past year, forty four percent
haven't taken a vacation with any friends, and they said
that fifty eight percent feel would not describe their friendships
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as fun forever changing.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
That's insane, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Women's professional baseball is ready for its moment, but it
has to find players. And I would say an audience
because nobody cares. Moving on, let's see this. Jay Insley
activates the Washington National Guard ahead of election day. Do
you really think that they that's probably for the Antifa
people though in Washington I would say this is an olympia.
They they announced the National Guard is going to assist
in local law enforcement and Washington State patrol. Of course
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they had the occupiers and the Antifa folks up there,
so they probably need it because those leftists up there
right over anything.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
And so yeah, this is the we're gonna get into
the other Spain stuff because it's a socialist country and
they're learning that socialism isn't there when you need it.
So did you guys hear about this squirrel that? Yeah,
I know, I've got.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I'm getting to it.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
It's Peanut the squirrel, and Peanut the squirrel he lived
in New York with his person, his owner, right, and
this god I had gotten this rescued the squirrel. It
was like abandoned, I guess, like when it was a baby.
And he'd gotten the squirrel and like fet raised it.
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I was trying to think of a different word. He'd
raised the squirrel from and from infancy, infancy and it
had its own Instagram account. It was social media famous
and all of this stuff. And anyway, somebody snitched on him,
this little orphan squirrel that was raised, it had its
own cowboy hat. Someone snitched on him, and the state
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came in, took it and euthanized it, which is insane.
It's not like he captured an adult rabid squirrel. It's
he It was a baby squirrel that had been orphaned
and he rescued it, and then with the squirrel social
media account, he actually raised money for animal rescues and
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apparently was doing a rescue, was starting a rescue of
his own. And it was euthanized. They seized it. They
raided the guy's house. They raided the guy's house and
seized it and euthanized it. Someone snitched and they said that, well,
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one of the authorities as we raided it, one.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Of the squirrel bit the authority.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
I mean the guy who was busting up into the
squirrels into the guy's house and then seizing the animals.
One of the animals bit the guy who was doing it. Yeah,
I would too, I was not even an animal, and
I would bite you. So I don't know what common
good that served? But that was one of the most
ridiculous overreaches of government. They they alien Gonzalez the squirrel man.
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Remember that whole story when Janet Reno sent the Syntha
Feds in and they there's that infamous photo of Elian
Gonzaza is being held by his uncle in Florida and
there's a guy raid in the house and he's got
a gun pointed right at the kid found him hiding
in a closet. Yeah, the commissioner hit the commissioner of
the Environmental Conservation Department. He locked his account down, his
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social media account, and they came in without a search warrant.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
That the mother squirrel was hit by a car.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And so then they busted up and took the squirrel
and euthanized it. Now you might think, well, what is that?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (21:32):
Like?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
What does it matter if they busted up because someone snitched?
The squirrel was a pet, It was completely docile. It
had been domesticated from infancy. And there what greater good
is being served by using abusing government resources and government
authority this way, There is no great Nobody can point
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to a greater good that's been served. This is government overreach.
One of the things that I was reading that Twitchy
reminded me of. You guys, remember during the early stages
of lockdown, when they were euthanizing animals.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Remember all that? Oh, I guess nobody does anymore.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Nobody remembers that, Like I mean, there's there were a
number of stories, particularly in like Europe and elsewhere where
they were going in and during I mean you remember
seeing all this stuff in China where they were going
in when people were taken and they were put into quarantine,
and they were going and euthanizing their animals, and it
was like caught on video. It's wild. This is about
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big government, is what it's about. It's about government overreach.
And if you think that the same government that can
bust up into someone's house and seize their squirrel and
ethanize it, if you don't think that they would go
after you for something far less, I mean, you're crazy.
I mean they that's it's just amazing to me that
this amount of resource was used to go after this
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guy and his squirrel.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
This is just like part of it.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I mean, they always think that whenever a government exercise
this kind of power in such an abusive manner. They
always pretend that it's for some great good, but they
never actually define what good that is or how that
good is being best served with this action.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
That's the part that's always.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Conveniently omitted from any of this. Who was the moral
busybody that decided to get in and snitch like this?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
And oh, he's got this squirrel? Someone was saying that.
I don't know if it was true.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
They were like, oh, well, he's a gay porn star
and he's got an onlyfan account, So because he's gay,
we should kill a squirrel. Because he's a gay porn
star and only fans, it means we should kill a squirrel.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
What does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I mean, if we're gonna go out and start taking
people's private property and ethanizing animals because of different variables
that you dislike, I mean, don't ever put me in
charge of anything. Oh my gosh, it's just wild. But
that's what this is. This is, this is just it's
it's it's big government. Yeah, it was in Housecat. It
was housecats. They did this in the UK. They debated
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in the UK, they actually debated euthanizing pet cats to
help flatten the curve during COVID. I'm not even a
cat person. I foud that horrifying so as seven year
old squirrel. He was on social media and they raised
money for animal rescues Big Government.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
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Speaker 5 (24:21):
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