November 12, 2024 • 28 mins
Melania Trump declines First Lady Jill Biden’s invitation for an official White House meeting. Meanwhile, Costco is forced to recall 80,000 pounds of butter over not stating that it contained milk.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
A Florida man's death has spurred a nationwide recall of
Halo one thousand portable power stations. They it's a they said,
it's a fire hazard in the device. A seventy seventy
nine year old man in Bradenton, Florida apparently what got
him with smoke inhalation after a fire, and so they've
(00:37):
been I don't know, is that really that crazy? I mean,
you gotta watch this stuff, right, I mean it's like
I'm just gonna put my pressure cooker out here and
just not watch it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What. But yeah, it's those battery those battery packs that
people use during power outages, and they appear to be safe.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
They're all the devices manufactured Cane and China.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And that's why don't buy it, mate, Well, because that's
what happened. You get all this Chinese made stuff and
it's going to catch on fire and blow you up.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's whats going to happen.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
A Florida man rescued but was rescued by his friend
after he passed out while kayaking. How do you pass away?
Felucia County. He passed out and fell into the intracoastal Waterway.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
He fell into the gator's house.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I legit got nervous reading this. A friend of the
kayaker saved the man from drowning called for help. A
Lucia County Sheriff's Office deputy arrived at the scene. They
have a body camera footage. It was a VSO Marine
deputy driving a boat and he approached the unconscious kayaker. Yeah,
that's right, and uh it pulled onto the boat, took
him to land. They performed life saving measures and the
(01:44):
guy was taking he's he's regained his pulse and he's
on the road of recovery. But my gosh, that's a
terrifying thing. Goodness this I got a couple of other ones. Nope, nope, Wow,
maybe should I.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's so bad? All right?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So this Florida man, it's being said that he wholly
ghosted people. He is a local quote unquote pastor with
a dark past as a sex offender. Families in Jacksonville
are accusing him of taking money from them. He needed
a deposit from everything, said one family member, she, I
mean he he apparently was a pastor slash caterer and
(02:29):
Travis Fraser. She hired him off social media. This is
according to Action News Jack's and then she said that
she got wholly ghosted. He apparently did this to a
bunch of people. He would pretend to be like this
party organizer or a caterer, and then they would hire
him and they get deposits for everything, and then he
didn't and then apparently he didn't do anything. Yeah, and
(02:51):
then one of the family members said, and then later
we found out that he was a sex offender. I
I gotta tell you, like, I always background check everybody
a contract out, like if you're coming in if you're
painting some of my house, like if we had to
do like a ceiling painting one because we had a
water thing.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm like, no, no, no, I gotta I got a background check.
You I need.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm gonna need the names of everybody that's I'm like
hardcore because you know you don't know, right, I mean,
And I've been weird about that since my kids were little.
So not weird vigilant, it's called vigilance. A Florida man
was arrested for a bomb threat at city hall over
a payroll issue with his employer. I feel like there's
(03:34):
a better way to handle that. Penella's County Sheriff's Office.
They issued they arrested Jerome Chambers for making a bomb threat.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He was in the area to update residents on polling
location changes due to recent hurricanes. Kine, what what part
do you think he's with? He's probably an independent, right, yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That is, yeah, Republic.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And apparently he was threatening to kill all kinds of
people because when he's that's I guess his go to
when he's mad. And he was upset he couldn't get
into his employer's peril application to get paid, and then
he got agitated, threatened to blow up everybody, and then
he went and grabbed a black Duffel bag from his vehicle,
acted like he had a bomb in it, and talked
about blowing everybody up. They did not find any explosive
(04:23):
devices in the area in his bag in his car,
so he was arrested.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
For all right, a lot here, false report.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
About planning a bomb, an explosive, a weapon, a mass description,
a mass destruction, a whole bunch of other stuff, and
a violation of probation, possession of controlled substance. Anyway, he
was in trouble, so he got arrested. He was arrested promptly.
Oh man. So and then a woman went a Florida
man went viral because she frogs took over her garage
(04:57):
in an apocalyptic event.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
They're little.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Thousands of baby frogs took over this Florida woman's garage.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
There.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's gross and also adorable at the same time. I
really torn and uh they yeah, they completely all She
said they were all gone the next day. But thousands
of little baby frogs took over her garage and then
they left the next day.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Is that how they were? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I thought baby frogs were like tadpoles. I caught tabpoles
and black ribber and sod them. Sorry, like you know tabholes.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
But these are like little little frogs, little little one
flow guys be cute if they say that.
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Dana sent you. Have you been seeing the STU. I
saw the story and I just I get it. They
(06:43):
hate Malania Trump.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I get it. But now they are they are saying.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
That Milania Trump snubbed the offer to have tea with
Jill Biden. Was she snubbed her? Now this it's I
don't really blame her. I gotta be honest. They said that, oh,
it was the traditional tea between first ladies and she
(07:09):
has declined to go.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
There. There, so they're meeting trumpet biting.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
In her meeting on Wednesday, and they do this like this,
this symbolic peaceful transfer of power, all of this, and
then while that happens, the first ladies meet for tea
in the White House residence and Milania did not do
it after twenty twenty and she has declined to attend
(07:40):
this one. They said, well, they said that it's a
it's a scheduling conflict, is what they had said.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Why does she have to go?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I mean, would I know that you're supposed to have
this like symbolic transfer of a peaceful transfer of power.
But do you realize how many times the people in
that White House tried to thwart it. Here's another way
to look at it is the insistence on keeping up
appearances just an effort to sweep does it aid this?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And does it aid them?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And excute and dodging accountability because it seems like it
gets swept up under the rug with an optic like this?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Is that a fair question? Do you think it's okay?
Because I feel like it does.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I feel like when you do these sort of oh,
we're gonna have our people we're gonna have a te
peaceful transfer of power. I wouldn't want to meet someone
who got that, who actually tried to undermine a free
and fair election. And it seems like that by putting
on this spectacle that you're aiding them and dodging accountability
because you're just sort of sweeping it under the rug
(08:51):
and and sort of stamping it as well. It's not
so much a big deal that we can't meet for tea,
like hell it is. That's how I look at it.
I don't think that that's meaner partisan, her petty. I
think that that's a consequence of trying to do what
they did. So I don't blame her for not wanting
to have tea with them. I really don't. Apparently, do
(09:13):
you remember there was a story over at Red State
where they said that it was an old story about
Milania Trump first meeting Michelle Obama in twenty sixteen, and
apparently the accusation was that Michelle Obama traded her.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Like trash and the Milania Trump brought.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
A gift, which was a Tiffany photo frame, and apparently
Michelle Obama did not like it. And when she was
on Ellen DeGeneres, her show. Talking about the visit and
how it went, she said, quote, I mean, this is
like a state visit. So they tell you you're going to
(09:53):
do this, and they tell you you're going to stand here,
and never before do you get this gift. So I
was like, Okay, what am I supposed to do with
this gift? Like she was complaining about it, like how
he's just handed to me? Like what, I don't know,
It's just it just seemed kind of trashy to complain
about it like that, right, Like was she handed me?
Instead of going, well, it was very nice and thoughtful,
(10:15):
you know that she was you know, whether or not
it was protocol or not. And if she was asked
the question of whether it was protocol, she could have
said uh no. And I just think that it was
just a kind gesture. That's all she had to say.
She didn't have to go on and on and you know,
complain about it like this. That's trashy. That's just so trashy.
So I can imagine. I just get the sense of
(10:35):
Malania Trump and whether or not I agree with her
or not has nothing to do with us on all
these issues. I know that we got to get out
of this line of thinking. But I will say, she
doesn't seem to be one that will suffer fools the
second time really and be treated like this, because that's
isn't that kind of mean to just complain about It's
(10:56):
a Tiffany photo frame. It's not like it's a glass
frame from Hot I mean, come on, let's be real,
so I can. I mean, I don't know. I just
don't know that I would want to go either. I
will never forget when she handed her that it was
a beautiful blue box and it had a big white
bow on it, and she handed it over and Obama
(11:16):
looked real nice about it. Michelle Obama was like, I
just don't know what to do with us. I just
don't know, and Milania Trump was so it just was weird.
I remember watching it and I remarked at the time,
that is so awkward, not that Milania Trump did it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Michelle Obama's reaction. Go back and find it on Google.
It's up there. It was weird. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
And by the way, it wasn't a breach of protocol
because she brought Laura Bush a gift.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
In two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
When there's a video of it, Michelle Obama literally handed
Laura Busha gifting. You know what, Laura Bush didn't look
around and make a big spectacle about looking around, like, oh, drama.
I hate that when people do that stuff for drama.
That's my biggest pet peeve. Drama whores are my biggest
pet peeve. I don't like people creating drama men or women.
(12:00):
So it was just weird. And at one point she
told Jimmy Fallon that she had a thought in her mind.
She said that the thought that was running through her
mind the whole time was by Felicia. How ignorant are you? So?
Why the hell would Malania Trump want to go and
do this stuff again? No, I wouldn't either, And there
(12:23):
you go, I wouldn't either, So I don't blame her
on that. I also read that she was going to
be a part time first Lady, where she was only
going to live in Washington part time. People don't realize
they were really nasty to her in twenty sixteen. I
don't care if you like Trump or not. I don't
care if you like Milania Trump's positions on life.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
For abortion or whatever. She's not an elected official.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
They were really nasty to her, and they ignored her.
I think, what is it the one designers who didn't.
I think it was Dulta and Cabana. All of the
other fashion houses, Indulgia and Cabana had they were criticized
because they're gayduds who run a fashion house, and they
were criticizing like same sex adoption, and all of a
(13:11):
sudden they were and they're very They're Catholic designers, very
famous designers based in Portafito. I think so they were
the only ones who did not turn their back on her,
and everyone else did. Like she didn't get the Vogue covers,
she didn't get any acknowledgments, she didn't get any invitations.
No one said anything. They were nasty to her. There
(13:34):
wasn't even the decorum of we're going to be respectful
because of its elected office and because you are who
you are, the wife of the President of the United States.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
They couldn't even do that.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I just thought I felt bad for her, And I
don't blame her for not wanting to live in the
White House full time if you are not And she
was not a political animal, and she had her son
and they were married. They lived in New York. She
was the wife of a CEO, and she did her
stuff on She did her own thing, which is very
(14:05):
different from being a political animal and being like the
wife of a longtime politician. When you have gone through
that enough times, you're sort of used to the barbs
and the arrows, and she I think it really hurt her.
So I don't blame her for not wanting to live
in the White House. And I think people need to
live her alone.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Lave her alone.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I mean, clearly she was very focused on raising her son.
There was also the criticism too. I think this was
let me look at my my four and a half
foot wide screen. Here, look at my not Okay, so
there was a piece too where and I had this safe.
This is actually from this is in December, going into
(14:50):
the inauguration Trump's first term, because there was a lot
of discussion as to whether or not they were going
to move Baron Trump to DC to go to school.
And remember she did not move immediately to d C,
like for six months, she didn't move to d C
with Baron because she had said she was going to
he was finishing his school term where he was, and
(15:13):
she got a lot of criticism for that, like.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You're not moving your son to d C. Don't you
know that? I think, what's the school that they all
send their kids to?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Sidwell Friends or something like presidents and their kids are
these super super richie rich private schools. And someone was like,
doesn't she know that d C has private schools here
and they would love to have a president's kids or
presidents always love to send their kids there. Yeah, they're
super lefty schools. And that was back when people were
(15:41):
still somewhat sane. If you wear a red hat, now
people lose their minds. Can you imagine coming across the
red hat guy's son, I mean, think about it. So
I don't blame her. Leave her alone, go Lee, leave
her alone. So what you can be prepared for, though,
(16:02):
is during an inauguration, you know that people like those
broads at the View and everyone else are going to
shred her for whatever she wears.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
However her hair is, however she moves, whatever she says.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
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news you would probably miss it's time for Dana's Quick five.
All right, So first up, apparently old people are getting high.
(17:51):
Wall Street Journal says that apparently a lot of old
people that are dealing with dementia are looking to marijuana.
Is they It apparently helps calm agitation. But I thought
it made you super suspicious, didn't it?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah? Or sorry, paranoid? Right? Doesn't it make you paranoid?
Is that not?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The The last thing you want is like a dementia
person dealing with paranoia. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
No, I agree with that, and you're right, some people
do suffer from paranoia.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It said that they're using it for sleep, anxiety, and pain,
and many of them are taking it to manage their
dementia symptoms.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's cannabis.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Whenever I see cannabis, I'm always like, oh, pinky's out right.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's not potweat or marijuana. It's cannabis. That's totally what
it looks like.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
They said that's it's supposed to help alleviate anxiety, agitation,
and pain and all that. But again, all I know
is aren't there like jokes about eving like people getting
super paranoid? So that's why I'm like, h I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
This seems a weird Okay, this is MHM.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Scientists are planning to install a giant underwater curtain to
stop what they say is a doomsday glacier melt. I
don't think these people know how curtains work.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You know, the thing that helps to keep out light.
We're going to use it to stop water.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well, unless they're gonna did they think they're actually why
not just cover it up?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't know, cover up the glacier. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
They said that they want to. It's an underwater curtain.
I I don't understand. No, it's not they it's I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
This is the same out the sun. Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
They said that the underwater curtain is going to stop
the warm water from touching the glacier.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Do you mean wall or curtain? They said curtain.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I these people were called the didn't they they did?
Let's see, we had more UFOs swarms film buzzing over
Area fifty one and other military sites after that mothership encounter.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Just come out with it. Wait, who's taking over CIA?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Who's gonna be taken over CIA?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
No, they don't. I don't think so. I don't think
they have, whoever it is, tell us about the aliens.
I want to know. Don't promise it. I want to know.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Tell because I feel like they're just setting us up,
like okay, more and more, it's going to be a
drip drip and then all of.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
A sudden, aliens. Just let us know. Now you know
this sounds horrible.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
First off, porta potties fell off a truck during the
morning commute in Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh so bad.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
They fell right off the truck failed to clear a
low situated overpass, and it knocked them right off the road,
right off the truck, right into the road. Yes they
were full, and yes they and apparently the smell was horrendous,
according to eyewitnesses and passer by. And a cruise company
(21:11):
is announcing a four years skip forward cruise for Americans
who want to escape the Trump presidency. Go on a
cruise and I don't know where they're going to go,
but there they'll take I guess for four years, live
on a ship.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Just don't let them come back. I don't know. Stick
with us. You can my more in store.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I've never seen a more idiotic demonstration of big government
than this. Have you guys heard about this? Costco is
being forced to recall eighty thousand pounds of butter. Why
because they failed to stay to state on the box
(21:49):
that it contains milk. It was the Kirkland signature Sweet
Cream butter, and it lists cream as an ingredient, but
it doesn't say that it contains milk. Where's cream come from? Though?
(22:11):
I think that there should be a recall anyone who
doesn't understand that butter is.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Made with milk and that cream.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I feel like Sam Kennison's milk eighty thousand pounds, but
why recall it?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Why not just say hey, sorry, this didn't end up
on the package, but you know it's milk.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Obviously contains milk, you butt hats it obviously contains it. No, no, no,
it's I mean everyone was like it's butter though, so
there was.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
No E coli either is no, nois none of that harmful?
Ingreen accidentally dropped into the bed.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Why didn't they just like put a sticker on it
that said has butter in it?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You idiot? Milk or milking it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Why didn't they just do that? That's like saying, well,
they didn't say that the water was wet, so you know,
we can't you gotta recall the water because they did
not say that it was wet the water or is
Caine's favorite word, moist? You guys didn't say that the
water was moist, So you know, we can't, we can't.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
We can't have this here. It's butter.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
You know how expensive butter's been. I got a lot
of baking to do for Thanksgiving and Christmas? So can
I have it? Can Can you recall it to my house?
That would be great, because I mean I've got I mean,
it's like, what, well you gotta be can't they You know,
we tried to sell a Thanksgiving turkey, but they didn't
(23:48):
say it was a bird. Gotta say it contains bird.
Gotta you gotta put it on the turkey that there's
some poultry in here, and you didn't, so we got
to recall them turkeys or like eggs. Well, you guys
didn't say that uh came contains chicken, or that these
(24:13):
hamburgers though they contain beef. I know, gotta put that
on here. This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen,
and they actually did it. Does this salad contained lettuce?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
The heck? And the FDA was like well, there hasn't
been any illness because there's nothing wrong with it. Who
if you are a person that's allergic to milk and
you're like, I'm gonna eat butter and sue, I think
all of everyone in the United States should be able
to form a class action lossuit against you because you're
so stupid. You endanger all of humanity by diluting the
(24:47):
gene pool with your dumb acid ry, and for that offense,
the entire country should be able to all coalesce into
one giant class action lawsuit against you. I feel like
that that's I would allow that. If I were president
Dana executive orders so it has risen, so it is done.
(25:07):
It would not want me in that office. Oh, I
will be a tyrant. No, I'm not even gonna lie.
I would like Javier Malai would have.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I would make my hair crazier.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
And I would go in and I would literally just
be setting stuff on fire, not not rhetorically. I would
go in with a sledgehammer. I would start. I don't
aware the Federal Reserve.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Where do I go. There's so many things to destroy it. Rhetorically.
Don't come and drove me quite the idea you don't like,
Oh my gosh, oh, it would be so fun.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And then if something took too long in the committee,
knock knock, here's Johnny. Oh my gosh, that's I can't
that's crazy. That's such a waste I but they didn't
say did they have to? So what Why can't they
just be like, oh, we'll put a sticker on it.
(26:05):
Why does all the butter gotta go? What am I missing?
Why can't you just put a sticker on.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
It or just trust people to know that butter?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
No, you can't trust people to know. Okay, we are
the government.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
People are stupid. Coffee's hot, water's wet. We shouldn't butter
has milk in it. This only encourages That's.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
What they want, now, you get it. The government wants
you to be dumb, so you need the government. The
government is like your Ike turner. I want you to
just submit.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Man.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
They were idiots in government. They need you to be
dumb so that they can do what they do right.
And the more you depend on them, the dumber you get.
It's I just this is just one of the most
big government things I think I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Like what I and who checks all the.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Labels from I mean, this is the same government that's
like smoking is healthy enough?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I mean, who does this?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
You know, the same government that was like you better
put on your face, Penty, if you want to pretend
that you're stopping those gems from getting into Europper respiratory
system for the wooflu, Sure take this experimental injection.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
We don't know what the hell it does, just.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Because you know the government would never tell you wrong.
Isn't that right, Kane? They know everything Uncle Sam knows
best is not right.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
This is so dumb. I just this makes me angry.
You know what I would have?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Is it at all the costcos Can I still go
there and like throw myself onto the blox of butter?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
No, not without my butter. I don't know. This is
so dumb. I hate government.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
A Florida man's death has spurred a nationwide recall of
Halo one thousand portable power stations. They it's a they said,
it's a fire hazard in the device. A seventy seventy
nine year old man in Bradenton, Florida apparently what got
him with smoke inhalation after a fire, and so they've
(00:37):
been I don't know, is that really that crazy? I mean,
you gotta watch this stuff, right, I mean it's like
I'm just gonna put my pressure cooker out here and
just not watch it.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
What. But yeah, it's those battery those battery packs that
people use during power outages, and they appear to be safe.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
They're all the devices manufactured Cane and China.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And that's why don't buy it, mate, Well, because that's
what happened. You get all this Chinese made stuff and
it's going to catch on fire and blow you up.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's whats going to happen.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
A Florida man rescued but was rescued by his friend
after he passed out while kayaking. How do you pass away?
Felucia County. He passed out and fell into the intracoastal Waterway.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
He fell into the gator's house.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I legit got nervous reading this. A friend of the
kayaker saved the man from drowning called for help. A
Lucia County Sheriff's Office deputy arrived at the scene. They
have a body camera footage. It was a VSO Marine
deputy driving a boat and he approached the unconscious kayaker. Yeah,
that's right, and uh it pulled onto the boat, took
him to land. They performed life saving measures and the
(01:44):
guy was taking he's he's regained his pulse and he's
on the road of recovery. But my gosh, that's a
terrifying thing. Goodness this I got a couple of other ones. Nope, nope, Wow,
maybe should I.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's so bad? All right?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So this Florida man, it's being said that he wholly
ghosted people. He is a local quote unquote pastor with
a dark past as a sex offender. Families in Jacksonville
are accusing him of taking money from them. He needed
a deposit from everything, said one family member, she, I
mean he he apparently was a pastor slash caterer and
(02:29):
Travis Fraser. She hired him off social media. This is
according to Action News Jack's and then she said that
she got wholly ghosted. He apparently did this to a
bunch of people. He would pretend to be like this
party organizer or a caterer, and then they would hire
him and they get deposits for everything, and then he
didn't and then apparently he didn't do anything. Yeah, and
(02:51):
then one of the family members said, and then later
we found out that he was a sex offender. I
I gotta tell you, like, I always background check everybody
a contract out, like if you're coming in if you're
painting some of my house, like if we had to
do like a ceiling painting one because we had a
water thing.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I'm like, no, no, no, I gotta I got a background check.
You I need.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm gonna need the names of everybody that's I'm like
hardcore because you know you don't know, right, I mean,
And I've been weird about that since my kids were little.
So not weird vigilant, it's called vigilance. A Florida man
was arrested for a bomb threat at city hall over
a payroll issue with his employer. I feel like there's
(03:34):
a better way to handle that. Penella's County Sheriff's Office.
They issued they arrested Jerome Chambers for making a bomb threat.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He was in the area to update residents on polling
location changes due to recent hurricanes. Kine, what what part
do you think he's with? He's probably an independent, right, yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
That is, yeah, Republic.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
And apparently he was threatening to kill all kinds of
people because when he's that's I guess his go to
when he's mad. And he was upset he couldn't get
into his employer's peril application to get paid, and then
he got agitated, threatened to blow up everybody, and then
he went and grabbed a black Duffel bag from his vehicle,
acted like he had a bomb in it, and talked
about blowing everybody up. They did not find any explosive
(04:23):
devices in the area in his bag in his car,
so he was arrested.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
For all right, a lot here, false report.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
About planning a bomb, an explosive, a weapon, a mass description,
a mass destruction, a whole bunch of other stuff, and
a violation of probation, possession of controlled substance. Anyway, he
was in trouble, so he got arrested. He was arrested promptly.
Oh man. So and then a woman went a Florida
man went viral because she frogs took over her garage
(04:57):
in an apocalyptic event.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
They're little.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Thousands of baby frogs took over this Florida woman's garage.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
There.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It's gross and also adorable at the same time. I
really torn and uh they yeah, they completely all She
said they were all gone the next day. But thousands
of little baby frogs took over her garage and then
they left the next day.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Is that how they were? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I thought baby frogs were like tadpoles. I caught tabpoles
and black ribber and sod them. Sorry, like you know tabholes.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
But these are like little little frogs, little little one
flow guys be cute if they say that.
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saw the story and I just I get it. They
(06:43):
hate Malania Trump.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I get it. But now they are they are saying.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
That Milania Trump snubbed the offer to have tea with
Jill Biden. Was she snubbed her? Now this it's I
don't really blame her. I gotta be honest. They said that, oh,
it was the traditional tea between first ladies and she
(07:09):
has declined to go.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
There. There, so they're meeting trumpet biting.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
In her meeting on Wednesday, and they do this like this,
this symbolic peaceful transfer of power, all of this, and
then while that happens, the first ladies meet for tea
in the White House residence and Milania did not do
it after twenty twenty and she has declined to attend
(07:40):
this one. They said, well, they said that it's a
it's a scheduling conflict, is what they had said.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Why does she have to go?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I mean, would I know that you're supposed to have
this like symbolic transfer of a peaceful transfer of power.
But do you realize how many times the people in
that White House tried to thwart it. Here's another way
to look at it is the insistence on keeping up
appearances just an effort to sweep does it aid this?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
And does it aid them?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And excute and dodging accountability because it seems like it
gets swept up under the rug with an optic like this?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Is that a fair question? Do you think it's okay?
Because I feel like it does.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
I feel like when you do these sort of oh,
we're gonna have our people we're gonna have a te
peaceful transfer of power. I wouldn't want to meet someone
who got that, who actually tried to undermine a free
and fair election. And it seems like that by putting
on this spectacle that you're aiding them and dodging accountability
because you're just sort of sweeping it under the rug
(08:51):
and and sort of stamping it as well. It's not
so much a big deal that we can't meet for tea,
like hell it is. That's how I look at it.
I don't think that that's meaner partisan, her petty. I
think that that's a consequence of trying to do what
they did. So I don't blame her for not wanting
to have tea with them. I really don't. Apparently, do
(09:13):
you remember there was a story over at Red State
where they said that it was an old story about
Milania Trump first meeting Michelle Obama in twenty sixteen, and
apparently the accusation was that Michelle Obama traded her.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Like trash and the Milania Trump brought.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
A gift, which was a Tiffany photo frame, and apparently
Michelle Obama did not like it. And when she was
on Ellen DeGeneres, her show. Talking about the visit and
how it went, she said, quote, I mean, this is
like a state visit. So they tell you you're going to
(09:53):
do this, and they tell you you're going to stand here,
and never before do you get this gift. So I
was like, Okay, what am I supposed to do with
this gift? Like she was complaining about it, like how
he's just handed to me? Like what, I don't know,
It's just it just seemed kind of trashy to complain
about it like that, right, Like was she handed me?
Instead of going, well, it was very nice and thoughtful,
(10:15):
you know that she was you know, whether or not
it was protocol or not. And if she was asked
the question of whether it was protocol, she could have
said uh no. And I just think that it was
just a kind gesture. That's all she had to say.
She didn't have to go on and on and you know,
complain about it like this. That's trashy. That's just so trashy.
So I can imagine. I just get the sense of
(10:35):
Malania Trump and whether or not I agree with her
or not has nothing to do with us on all
these issues. I know that we got to get out
of this line of thinking. But I will say, she
doesn't seem to be one that will suffer fools the
second time really and be treated like this, because that's
isn't that kind of mean to just complain about It's
(10:56):
a Tiffany photo frame. It's not like it's a glass
frame from Hot I mean, come on, let's be real,
so I can. I mean, I don't know. I just
don't know that I would want to go either. I
will never forget when she handed her that it was
a beautiful blue box and it had a big white
bow on it, and she handed it over and Obama
(11:16):
looked real nice about it. Michelle Obama was like, I
just don't know what to do with us. I just
don't know, and Milania Trump was so it just was weird.
I remember watching it and I remarked at the time,
that is so awkward, not that Milania Trump did it.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Michelle Obama's reaction. Go back and find it on Google.
It's up there. It was weird. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
And by the way, it wasn't a breach of protocol
because she brought Laura Bush a gift.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
In two thousand and nine.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
When there's a video of it, Michelle Obama literally handed
Laura Busha gifting. You know what, Laura Bush didn't look
around and make a big spectacle about looking around, like, oh, drama.
I hate that when people do that stuff for drama.
That's my biggest pet peeve. Drama whores are my biggest
pet peeve. I don't like people creating drama men or women.
(12:00):
So it was just weird. And at one point she
told Jimmy Fallon that she had a thought in her mind.
She said that the thought that was running through her
mind the whole time was by Felicia. How ignorant are you? So?
Why the hell would Malania Trump want to go and
do this stuff again? No, I wouldn't either, And there
(12:23):
you go, I wouldn't either, So I don't blame her
on that. I also read that she was going to
be a part time first Lady, where she was only
going to live in Washington part time. People don't realize
they were really nasty to her in twenty sixteen. I
don't care if you like Trump or not. I don't
care if you like Milania Trump's positions on life.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
For abortion or whatever. She's not an elected official.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
They were really nasty to her, and they ignored her.
I think, what is it the one designers who didn't.
I think it was Dulta and Cabana. All of the
other fashion houses, Indulgia and Cabana had they were criticized
because they're gayduds who run a fashion house, and they
were criticizing like same sex adoption, and all of a
(13:11):
sudden they were and they're very They're Catholic designers, very
famous designers based in Portafito. I think so they were
the only ones who did not turn their back on her,
and everyone else did. Like she didn't get the Vogue covers,
she didn't get any acknowledgments, she didn't get any invitations.
No one said anything. They were nasty to her. There
(13:34):
wasn't even the decorum of we're going to be respectful
because of its elected office and because you are who
you are, the wife of the President of the United States.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
They couldn't even do that.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I just thought I felt bad for her, And I
don't blame her for not wanting to live in the
White House full time if you are not And she
was not a political animal, and she had her son
and they were married. They lived in New York. She
was the wife of a CEO, and she did her
stuff on She did her own thing, which is very
(14:05):
different from being a political animal and being like the
wife of a longtime politician. When you have gone through
that enough times, you're sort of used to the barbs
and the arrows, and she I think it really hurt her.
So I don't blame her for not wanting to live
in the White House. And I think people need to
live her alone.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Lave her alone.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
I mean, clearly she was very focused on raising her son.
There was also the criticism too. I think this was
let me look at my my four and a half
foot wide screen. Here, look at my not Okay, so
there was a piece too where and I had this safe.
This is actually from this is in December, going into
(14:50):
the inauguration Trump's first term, because there was a lot
of discussion as to whether or not they were going
to move Baron Trump to DC to go to school.
And remember she did not move immediately to d C,
like for six months, she didn't move to d C
with Baron because she had said she was going to
he was finishing his school term where he was, and
(15:13):
she got a lot of criticism for that, like.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
You're not moving your son to d C. Don't you
know that? I think, what's the school that they all
send their kids to?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Sidwell Friends or something like presidents and their kids are
these super super richie rich private schools. And someone was like,
doesn't she know that d C has private schools here
and they would love to have a president's kids or
presidents always love to send their kids there. Yeah, they're
super lefty schools. And that was back when people were
(15:41):
still somewhat sane. If you wear a red hat, now
people lose their minds. Can you imagine coming across the
red hat guy's son, I mean, think about it. So
I don't blame her. Leave her alone, go Lee, leave
her alone. So what you can be prepared for, though,
(16:02):
is during an inauguration, you know that people like those
broads at the View and everyone else are going to
shred her for whatever she wears.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
However her hair is, however she moves, whatever she says.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
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news you would probably miss it's time for Dana's Quick five.
All right, So first up, apparently old people are getting high.
(17:51):
Wall Street Journal says that apparently a lot of old
people that are dealing with dementia are looking to marijuana.
Is they It apparently helps calm agitation. But I thought
it made you super suspicious, didn't it?
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah? Or sorry, paranoid? Right? Doesn't it make you paranoid?
Is that not?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
The The last thing you want is like a dementia
person dealing with paranoia. Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
No, I agree with that, and you're right, some people
do suffer from paranoia.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It said that they're using it for sleep, anxiety, and pain,
and many of them are taking it to manage their
dementia symptoms.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
It's cannabis.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Whenever I see cannabis, I'm always like, oh, pinky's out right.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
It's not potweat or marijuana. It's cannabis. That's totally what
it looks like.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
They said that's it's supposed to help alleviate anxiety, agitation,
and pain and all that. But again, all I know
is aren't there like jokes about eving like people getting
super paranoid? So that's why I'm like, h I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
This seems a weird Okay, this is MHM.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Scientists are planning to install a giant underwater curtain to
stop what they say is a doomsday glacier melt. I
don't think these people know how curtains work.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
You know, the thing that helps to keep out light.
We're going to use it to stop water.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well, unless they're gonna did they think they're actually why
not just cover it up?
Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't know, cover up the glacier. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
They said that they want to. It's an underwater curtain.
I I don't understand. No, it's not they it's I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
This is the same out the sun. Yes, yes it is.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
They said that the underwater curtain is going to stop
the warm water from touching the glacier.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Do you mean wall or curtain? They said curtain.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I these people were called the didn't they they did?
Let's see, we had more UFOs swarms film buzzing over
Area fifty one and other military sites after that mothership encounter.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Just come out with it. Wait, who's taking over CIA?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Who's gonna be taken over CIA?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
No, they don't. I don't think so. I don't think
they have, whoever it is, tell us about the aliens.
I want to know. Don't promise it. I want to know.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Tell because I feel like they're just setting us up,
like okay, more and more, it's going to be a
drip drip and then all of.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
A sudden, aliens. Just let us know. Now you know
this sounds horrible.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
First off, porta potties fell off a truck during the
morning commute in Massachusetts.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh so bad.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
They fell right off the truck failed to clear a
low situated overpass, and it knocked them right off the road,
right off the truck, right into the road. Yes they
were full, and yes they and apparently the smell was horrendous,
according to eyewitnesses and passer by. And a cruise company
(21:11):
is announcing a four years skip forward cruise for Americans
who want to escape the Trump presidency. Go on a
cruise and I don't know where they're going to go,
but there they'll take I guess for four years, live
on a ship.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Just don't let them come back. I don't know. Stick
with us. You can my more in store.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I've never seen a more idiotic demonstration of big government
than this. Have you guys heard about this? Costco is
being forced to recall eighty thousand pounds of butter. Why
because they failed to stay to state on the box
(21:49):
that it contains milk. It was the Kirkland signature Sweet
Cream butter, and it lists cream as an ingredient, but
it doesn't say that it contains milk. Where's cream come from? Though?
(22:11):
I think that there should be a recall anyone who
doesn't understand that butter is.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Made with milk and that cream.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I feel like Sam Kennison's milk eighty thousand pounds, but
why recall it?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Why not just say hey, sorry, this didn't end up
on the package, but you know it's milk.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Obviously contains milk, you butt hats it obviously contains it. No, no, no,
it's I mean everyone was like it's butter though, so
there was.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
No E coli either is no, nois none of that harmful?
Ingreen accidentally dropped into the bed.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Why didn't they just like put a sticker on it
that said has butter in it?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You idiot? Milk or milking it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Why didn't they just do that? That's like saying, well,
they didn't say that the water was wet, so you know,
we can't you gotta recall the water because they did
not say that it was wet the water or is
Caine's favorite word, moist? You guys didn't say that the
water was moist, So you know, we can't, we can't.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
We can't have this here. It's butter.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
You know how expensive butter's been. I got a lot
of baking to do for Thanksgiving and Christmas? So can
I have it? Can Can you recall it to my house?
That would be great, because I mean I've got I mean,
it's like, what, well you gotta be can't they You know,
we tried to sell a Thanksgiving turkey, but they didn't
(23:48):
say it was a bird. Gotta say it contains bird.
Gotta you gotta put it on the turkey that there's
some poultry in here, and you didn't, so we got
to recall them turkeys or like eggs. Well, you guys
didn't say that uh came contains chicken, or that these
(24:13):
hamburgers though they contain beef. I know, gotta put that
on here. This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen,
and they actually did it. Does this salad contained lettuce?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
The heck? And the FDA was like well, there hasn't
been any illness because there's nothing wrong with it. Who
if you are a person that's allergic to milk and
you're like, I'm gonna eat butter and sue, I think
all of everyone in the United States should be able
to form a class action lossuit against you because you're
so stupid. You endanger all of humanity by diluting the
(24:47):
gene pool with your dumb acid ry, and for that offense,
the entire country should be able to all coalesce into
one giant class action lawsuit against you. I feel like
that that's I would allow that. If I were president
Dana executive orders so it has risen, so it is done.
(25:07):
It would not want me in that office. Oh, I
will be a tyrant. No, I'm not even gonna lie.
I would like Javier Malai would have.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I would make my hair crazier.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
And I would go in and I would literally just
be setting stuff on fire, not not rhetorically. I would
go in with a sledgehammer. I would start. I don't
aware the Federal Reserve.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Where do I go. There's so many things to destroy it. Rhetorically.
Don't come and drove me quite the idea you don't like,
Oh my gosh, oh, it would be so fun.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And then if something took too long in the committee,
knock knock, here's Johnny. Oh my gosh, that's I can't
that's crazy. That's such a waste I but they didn't
say did they have to? So what Why can't they
just be like, oh, we'll put a sticker on it.
(26:05):
Why does all the butter gotta go? What am I missing?
Why can't you just put a sticker on.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
It or just trust people to know that butter?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
No, you can't trust people to know. Okay, we are
the government.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
People are stupid. Coffee's hot, water's wet. We shouldn't butter
has milk in it. This only encourages That's.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
What they want, now, you get it. The government wants
you to be dumb, so you need the government. The
government is like your Ike turner. I want you to
just submit.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Man.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
They were idiots in government. They need you to be
dumb so that they can do what they do right.
And the more you depend on them, the dumber you get.
It's I just this is just one of the most
big government things I think I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
Like what I and who checks all the.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Labels from I mean, this is the same government that's
like smoking is healthy enough?
Speaker 2 (27:07):
I mean, who does this?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
You know, the same government that was like you better
put on your face, Penty, if you want to pretend
that you're stopping those gems from getting into Europper respiratory
system for the wooflu, Sure take this experimental injection.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
We don't know what the hell it does, just.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Because you know the government would never tell you wrong.
Isn't that right, Kane? They know everything Uncle Sam knows
best is not right.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
This is so dumb. I just this makes me angry.
You know what I would have?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Is it at all the costcos Can I still go
there and like throw myself onto the blox of butter?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
No, not without my butter. I don't know. This is
so dumb. I hate government.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
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