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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech. It's
his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for
Florida man.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
All right, So fur Hurst up here. Because of the
Hurricane Milton, people could catch fish in the street. It's
actually not a bad gig be able to just like
walk out your front porch and go catch fish in
the street. At this was in College Park area. Two
men caught a large bass on a flooded Orlando road. Yeah,
and a dude in a writing mower came cruising down
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the middle of the street. I mean, this all happened
at the same time. Dude was bass fishing in the
street and another dude was driving a writing lawnmower like
a weather report no joke, right, yeah, it's like a
ccen and weather report. And he came like he came
cruising through right through the middle of this of the
of the scene, and they had a news crew there
and he didn't have a care in the world. And
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the guy released the ass back on the water and
he's like, we came out here to fish after the storm.
He's like, you know, it's not fun for people whose
stuff get ruined. He's like, you know, what are you
gonna do right now? Just you know, everything's flooded. You're
out there trying to you know, that's all you can do.
It's too funny. This, a bearded floor to man, casually
joined a women's only poker tournament and he won five
thousand dollars and got away with it. He was the
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anti discrimination legislation, so they can't ban men from entering
into a women's tournament. So he ended up defeating the
female lead and took home over five thousand dollars. According
to the Las Vegas Review, there's video of it. Some
of the some players were putting a bounty on him.
They said, good luck, but not really. But yeah, he
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entered into the tournament and he couldn't they couldn't keep
him out of it. Yeah, he did beat all the women,
that is correct. He beat all of the women. This
can you this story? Have you ever had a dream
and then like you're mad or a spouse or something
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in your dream and you wake up and it takes
a second to realize you're not dreaming, and you're like,
and you're mad at them for absolutely nothing. So this
woman was charged with domestic violence because her okay, so
she got mad at her husband and attacked him because
there was a woman on television. They were watching television
and the woman on TV reminded her of her husband's
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former fling. It's Coral Springs Police. They responded to the
call at a residence at a residence and the caller
set a verbal argument between the spouses. The couple got
they had over apparently the guy had cheated on her
with this chick and the some woman on television it
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resembled the chick that he had cheated on his wife with,
and the wife got mad attacked the husband and that's
what happened. Yeah, and yeah, it was bad. She threw
all kinds of items at him, She scratched and bit him.
I mean he did cheat, so but they said that
he he actually finally she look. He took her to
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the ground because she wouldn't she wouldn't stop aggravating him
and biting him and scratching him, so he forcibly took
her to the ground and held her there, and then
she tried to complain to the police that she was
the victim because he had he had used force on her. Girl,
you were scratching and hitting him, Like, what did you
think was gonna happen good on. So she was arrested
and taken After they investigated, they're like, yeah, you're the battie.
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So they took her to jail, Broward County Jail. Course,
Like what, I guess they hadn't gotten past that. I
guess they hadn't worked through it. Two dudes try to
rob a construction site during Milton and they deservedly got stuck.
Oh Winter Garden. They tried to take advantage of the
state of emergency in Polk County. They were at a
construction site. They were trying to load up on what
they thought was gonna be an easy steal, and now
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they got stuck. They actually got stuck and Pole County
Sheriffs arrived and they took them to Pole County Jail.
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good stuff. I want to show you this video. Imagine
you are in the grocery store, and in this instance
it's a Walmart superstore, and you witness this in front
of you, as captured in video. Watch it's this little.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Girl, who is the who is the annoying broad who's
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going You don't know what she's been there?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Shut up, tell me that you don't have kids. That
don't tell me you don't have kids this morning. You
don't know what she's What the hell? Why does anyone care?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
It's none of not about what she's been through. It's
about what she's doing right now, her illegal criminal behavior
in the store right now. That's the issue. Where are
her parents at Everyone's like, don't touch her, don't do
this this enables this behavior. You're not doing this kid
a favor. Where is this kid's parents at Why is
she doing stuff like this in a store? You know,
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she's feeding off of all that. All those people who
are going don't touch her, don't touch her. She's feeding
off all of that, and she that's part of the
reason why she keeps going. Everybody's watching me. Look what
I can do, but this one woman who's got to
be there. Whoever, anybody, anytime anybody tries to intercede that moh,
that lady gets involved, Just shut up, you in your
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bell bottom yoga pants and walk right back into the
bread where you came from. Good night. I'd have beat
my kid's ass. They've done something like this in a store.
So what do you do in this situation? What would
you done? Kane? You're in a super Walmart, Cane or
any of you out there, you come across this right
in front of you. You're just trying to shop, you know,
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get your food stuffs. What do you do?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Wait, are we saying if that's my kid or if
that's just all yours?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
But you see, everyone's like, don't touch her. She's throwing stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
She's throwing glass yeah, it becomes dangerous at that point.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, what if she's a glass bottle with your hud?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Well, not only that, but what if she's walking around
on top of said mm hmm glass?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
What liability is that creating for the store if anybody
slips and falls on any of the stuff that she's
thrown and breaking in the.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Floor, not to mention the actual loss of the products themselves.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Right, Finally there's a man who goes over and intervenes.
But then you got busybody, raalthy woman who comes over
there just shut up.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I don't know, like instinctually you'd want to grab the
kid by the arm and pull them away from there. Yeah,
and give them a nice physical you know, like oh,
a little jarring. It's like, oh, what is this? What's
going on here? Not an abuse, not any sort of
you know, litigatable pain and suffering. This is literally just
a little jolt that saying what you're doing here is
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not what you need to be doing. Plus now it's dangerous,
and so what I know for sure would have said
something to that woman.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Oh yeah, I would have said something for to or two.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Without a doubt.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Oh that yeah, completely. I mean, you don't know what
she's going through. That's not in it. It's not validation,
that's not justification to destroy stuff and put other people
in danger in a store.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, you don't want to put hands on someone else's kid.
You don't put hands on anybody else. You don't want
to do that. The fact that she's putting people in
that position is a problem.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I think if people don't want their kids to get
their ass beat from throwing around wine bottles in a store,
then maybe they ought to do it themselves before other
people will. That's kind of how I look at it,
because I'm going to tell you what, your kid throws
a wine bottle at me, I will beat your kid's ass.
I will be the parent that you failed to be,
absolutely and then I will sue you for everything I
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can think of, and I will run you into deficit
by occupying you in warfare as punishment for not parenting
your child. And then your child will be taken a
given to somebody who can raise your child better. So
there's a whole process. I mean that doesn't help the
kid by oh, don't touch her encouraging this behavior. People
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are afraid to parent anymore. Isn't that wild? Where are
there not. At one point does anybody in that video go,
where are her mom and dad? I mean, where her parents?
I mean, it doesn't look she looks like she comes
off as an entitled brat. It doesn't look like she's
you know, on hard times or nothing. She's you know,
dressed nice, doesn't It looks like she's clean and fed,
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you know. I don't know. But they're like, oh, you
don't know what she's going through. You can't intervene. That's
not justification for any of it. A lot of people
go through a lot of hard stuff, and I think
it's insulting and it's weak to blame your circumstances for
acting like that in public. There's no excuse for it.
There's none, absolutely none. You don't just get to destroy
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stuff in a store and throw it. And I don't
know where her I kept trying to look and see.
I don't know. I couldn't identify whether or not she
had a parent there in the store. I mean, how
would your mom just be or your dad just be
watching you do this stuff. I don't know, but that's
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you know, don't don't touch her. Oh you don't know
what she's been through? Well, what about all the other
people there that are just trying to shop, what about
what they've been through? You know, they've all been through
stuff too. They don't want to be subjected to this stuff.
They don't want to have stuff throwing at them. They
don't want to watch this kid. I mean what you're
giving them room to destroy store product and throw around
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bottles of juice. It's crazy. I mean, I don't know
they this is the kid knows that she was that
she's pushing boundaries in this video clearly, which is why
she's doing it. And all these people that are standing
there like, don't do anything. She knows that she's got
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the upper hand because everyone's terrified to do anything. And
then what happens when she's you know, allowed to destroy
this stuff as a kid. What happens when she turns
eighteen and she tries us? Huh? Who gets the blame then?
For her going to jail for property destruction or assault
or something of that nature. Then who gets the blame?
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You know, it could have been prevented. I mean, I
I don't know. The woman who's like, don't touch her,
don't touch her, she's part of the problem too. She's
absolutely she also needs to have her a double snake's beat.
She's part of the problem. Also, this kid needs to
be in a juvie, a juvie ward. I mean the
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workers standing in there doing nothing, you know nothing, that
all the workers that are just sitting in there looking
at her. The man steps in and finally restrains her.
The man. You got all these do nothing women standing there,
and then the man has to step in and restrain
the child. And then you've got that mouthy broad that
comes in door. Woh wash, shut up. Now, who's gonna
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pay for all the destruction? Who's gonna pay who's gonna
pay for that? Who pays extra for cleaning up the
broken glass? I mean, that's entitlement. You're destroying something that
other people are expected to clean up while pretending that
you're the victim. Man, this kid's already been failed clearly
by their parents. This kid's just a bad kids. She's
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a bad kid. And then the woman who was like,
don't touch her? Is she paying for all this? I
didn't see that broad running her mouth. I didn't see
her getting down on her hands and knees to clean
up the mess that this chick, this kid was making.
Did you I didn't see her getting down to I
didn't see her taking out her purse to get some
money out of her wallet to pay for everything that
was destroyed.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
And what's even more upsetting is that now it's completely reversed,
they'll call the cops on parents that are actually implementing
discipline and won't on parents who let their kids do
what we just saw in that video.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I never acted out in a store like this because
my mother would have murdered me, and my kids didn't
do this. My kids only acted up one time in public,
one time as all it took, and I did the one,
two three count, and I think they remember it to
this day. Because the youngest was being real. The oldest
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is being real, uh one listening too well, being kind
of dangerous, climbing up and jumping up too high, and
I'm like, he's gonna break his legs off, wasn't listening
and then kept running around. Wrote because the playground we
were at it was separated by a really low stone
wall and you could just climb right over it and
go out into the road. The youngest kept trying to
go on the other side of the wall. I'm like,
give a whole playground over here. Why are you attracted
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to the street? Stop it? And I told him once.
I was like, I'm gonna give you a count. This
is one, and I tell you again, and you don't
come in. When I get to three, that's it. We're going.
It's like whatever, didn't listen again, gave him a warning, counted,
I said one, still didn't come back over the wall,
wanted to go and playing the street. Two, got to three,
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went picked him up, screaming, hollering. It was like I
was murdering him or skinning a cat or something. Got
him and his younger brother in the car and we left.
That was the Oh my gosh, it was just like,
you know, a bomb went off, a bomb of screaming
and shrieking. But it was the only time I ever
had account and I was able to use the one,
two three thing literally up until they were like sixteen.
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So actually I probably could still do it today, come
to think of it, because not only did I put
him in a car, but I whooped his ass right there,
whooped him, put him in the car, let's go. Oh
my gosh, it's about the follow through. I literally never
had to do it again ever. It was a magical thing.
I'm like one that was it. Everyone was like, oh
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my gosh, she's out. One stopped this kid. Jeez, this
is part of the problem. I still kind of just
I'm gonna move on. But the other thing that gets
me are the workers. They're women too. I've noticed it.
There's the there's only one. There's there's one man who's
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kind of comes up towards the end, but he's holding something. Uh,
he was shopping and a dad. You could tell that's
a dad. The dad comes, but not her dad. It
is a dad comes in immediately when she's throwing glass
and he stops her. Kids like this who do not
get her behavior corrected become problems for society. They grew
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up to be Hunter Biden. That's what happens. They grew
up to be Hunter Biden.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
An Oklahoma cannibal who killed a ten year old girl
in a depraved plot is executed on his birthday. Yay.
Kevin Ray Underwood, his fat backside was pronounced dead at
ten fourteen. Am I love capital punishment for child predators
and a rapists. Yay? It was their fourth execution of
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the year because Oklahoma knows how to get stuff done,
and when it took place on his forty fifth birthday,
so maybe Satan can have him blow a candle out
in Hell. Yay, let's see here, Tana, you're so may No,
I'm not. Uh we got more. This is California. Oh
my gosh, I don't like this California squirrels. Squirrels are
weird anyway. I don't like their teeth.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Uhh.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
And now they're turning cannibal in California. Of course they
are in California. They're photos of them eating meat, y'all.
And I mean it's gross, like one of them ate
a mole. That's nasty. Oh water, are you really going
to put that phot Oh my gosh, it's a squirrel
eating meat. They said they're supposed to be vegetarian, but
they engage it because they're jerks. You know that, right.
(17:33):
Squirrels are the jerks of the animal world. Squirrels and
dolphins and some goats. They're jerks, though. Squirrels are I've
literally had one throw acorns at me and I throw
them back at him. I'm sure I look crazy, but
you know they're they're wild. But they said that in
California they've never seen this behavior before, and that they
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are eating actual meat like they're they're acting like predators.
I don't like things that fly around in trees like
that that eat meat. It's weird. You've got to get
a handle on your phone. So this porch pirate returns
an item after a towrking video what so? They said
(18:14):
that police in New Jersey are searching for two suspects.
They were caught on cameras stealing a package off of
somebody's porch. They returned the item days after a video
of them tworking and taunting during the theft emerged online. Yeah,
it's kind of that, I'll do it. They grabbed it
was literally a package that contained four glasses and baby items,
and then they taunted the resident on their camera by towerking,
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and they returned to the victims home because apparently they
made them famous on the webernets. I mean those doorable cameras. Man,
I'm telling you. The Vaticans on the brink of bankruptcy
due due to a dramatic decline in global donations under Pope.
I'm a communist. Francis's leadership that's not shocking. I mean,
you know, there's got a lot. I mean, it's evident
(18:58):
people don't want to give money to that because they
don't think that it's doing the Lord's work. You know
what we're all going to be into is we're all
going to be turned into We're all gonna be chased
down by giant murder balls. What's gonna happen? Giant murder
balls are gonna chase this all down. China unveiled an
all terrain spherical RoboCop to chase down, bludgeon and catch
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criminals using net launching cannons, net launching cannons. This sounds
like hysterical. Huh yeah, I don't know how, but they
and they and listen to this. The beasts apparently they
say they cannot only stop crime, but they can somehow
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detect it too. I'm not afraid of this because you
know what can stop this? Right? Forty five just saying
I'm not afraid of this thing. But they said that
they're relatively unbreakable. They call it the cop ball. It's
a murder ball. They have net guns, tear gas sprayers, grenades,
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loud speakers. You know what, I'm really what I'm looking
at is I'm looking at a delivery service for free
grenades and tear gas and sprayers. That's what I'm looking at.
You could catch one of these things and take it apart,
couldn't you. I mean, theoretically we're talking about China, so
I don't have to worry about being nice about it.
(20:24):
I don't have to worry about it. It's a giant
murder ball. Now, some people thought it was a marketing stunt,
but apparently they're really actually trying to implement this thing.
They wanted to replace humans in dangerous instances. It weighs
four tons. Well, it said it can withstand a whopping
four tons of impact. Uh, and it's oh, it can
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go a whole twenty two miles per hour. Great job, China,
your dumb murder ball. We found a way to do
more of the communism with allmotor ball. That's what this is.
We're going to spread the sickling hammer with allmodor ball.
I just want to know where does it put the
grenades in that? And does someone I guess what if
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it gets hit with an EMP, I still say it's
it's a thing of a grenade delivery unit. That's what
it is, gives you some free grenades and stuff. They
said the wheels can be locked so it can walk
in a traditional way if it has to climb stairs.
I mean, it's a giant ball, roll up them. I
don't know this whole thing. They said it's unstoppable even
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in extreme weather, and they have they've been releasing video
showing at work. I don't know. I still I still
think the robot thing is the creepiest. The one that
the Tesla bot that's the creepiest. But they've been rolling
them out. It's been in it's only a couple of areas.
But they have these giant murder balls out there, the
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Chinese murder balls. If you saw one of these, well,
first off, Kane say you haven't committed a crime, but still,
if you saw one of these like coming at you right,
what would your response be?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Get out of the way. Thing looks like it could
run over me.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I mean it only goes twenty two miles per hour, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
I can only run like maybe eight or ten.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Yeah. But I feel like this is why everybody needs
a scooter or something, or like the ability to convert
your shoes into whatever works with the what are what
are those? What are the things with the stick?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
The go go gadget?
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Will?
Speaker 3 (22:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I have one, I have a mini version of one,
and I can't think of any Yes, like a segue,
like your shoes can can? I just feel like I
could get away from it. I'd climb something, or I'd
shoot it. I don't know. I could get away from it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, you could, definitely, and then i'd take all that.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I would literally strip it for parts.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
I want to see it in action, actually doing what
it's supposed to do, like walking with cops down the road.
It's not an impressive display of what this thing can do.
I want to see it launch one of those what
do they say? It had one of those net things.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Tear gas it has done. I'm looking at the list.
It's got tear it can disperse, tear gas. Built in netgun, net.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Gun, that's that's gun. Imagine shooting the net gun at
somebody and taking down this. I want to see that.
That's what I want to see from this. Chinese comy ball,
murder ball, murder comed bo.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It's a spherical RoboCop comed murder ball that sounds almost
like a band name. I want uh commed murder ball.
The robot is called Clone Alpha. It's described as a
muscular skeleton Leandroid. That's the Clone robot that they have.
The Aera Humanoid bought. This was just a giant ball
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of death in a Benny Hill kind of way. It
does look like a like it's like a Benny Hill coop.
I can't make fun of this enough from China.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
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