March 19, 2025 • 21 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:14):
All right, So this is so gross.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Don't eat like random wild animal meat, okay, because it's
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have to I have to share this story. So this
is a Florida man who ate feral pig meat and
then contracted a rare biothreat like bacteria.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh what what?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I actually I'm fine with eating wild meat. I mean
I have family that would eat it off the side
of the road. I I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I've had wild hog before.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But yeah, but I'm like, I think that you need
to all so as part of you gathering food, you
need to be aware of the health of your food
before you harvest it. So this actually like this plague
this guy for a long time. It was at a
Gainesville hospital. He had chest pain and he lived on
(01:16):
a rural farm and he had been out of the
hospital and it was like a bacteria that was getting
into his heart and they thought he had maybe it
was a heart implant, you know, maybe a germs behind it.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, they found out it was a wild hog infection.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
He had a bacteria and apparently it's something I can't
even brusella something, but apparently it's something that is in
like prevalent and wild hogs found in pigs and it's
very damaging to hogs. And it's really not something like
a brain infections. Things like, you just gotta be very
You gotta be smart when you're harvesting out of nature, right.
(01:52):
But man, can you imagine being sick for like years,
this guy going through this hospital being sick for years.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh it's been because of the wild hog meat you
ate two years ago. That's crazy. Uh, I'm i gonna
have time to get one more in.
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them Dana send you. It's just also cringe, not as
cringe as Alec Baldwin getting told off by his wife, though, golly,
(03:32):
I we need some time on this one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So, first off, this is it's audio Somebody twenty three.
This was at they have a reality show. The Baldwins
have a reality show that they're doing and Alec Baldwin,
as you know, everybody knows what happened with rust. I
just think it's such bad taste for them to be
doing this right now.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So his wife Hillary, but she doesn't call herself Hillary anymore.
I forgot, how does he say her name?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Hilaria?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's not even our name. She's a white girl from Boston, Hilaria. Yeah,
she's her name is Hillary, and she just decided, I guess,
to change her name. But she was born and raised
in Boston. And they were at the red carpet event
for their reality show.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I don't even know what it's called. No, don't care.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So they were at this red carpet like a premiere event,
and they were both being interviewed by a reporter because
it's a reality show about them and their family. He
really deserves her, really does watch this?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We want more of this season two. I mean what
you did?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
No, No, I think we're going to see, you know,
it's we're going to see how it feels to have
it be out there this year.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh my god, when I'm talking, you're not talking. No,
when I'm talking, you're not talking.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This is why.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yes, we'll have to like just cut him out of
the show. No, no, I mean I think this is
a really raw show and it's very real and we've
took a lot of chances.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh Caine. First off, she can speak English.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now, she's great at it.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
She's so fluent, she is, she's really fluent with her English.
Move over, Milania Trump. This Spanish girl is great at
being American.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Jim many Christmas.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Remember the show when she if we can find well,
we probably can't because it's Today Show and nbc'll probably
give us a copyright violation. She's on the NBC show
some like Today Show and she was doing a cooking
thing and she had a thick Spanish accent and she's like, how.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You said culcumba?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
She's like trying to what you just said it you
don't be you just said cucumber.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
How you said culcumber? It was so ridiculous. So that's
exactly what she did.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
And we're like, you were born in Boston, like you
grew up in America, so you're look her parents vacation
in Spain a lot, and I guess you love the
Spanish culture so much she lied about being Spanish. I can't, man,
I can't. It's like when you go to the Caribbean
and you get your hair braided, like you see little
(06:11):
girls get their hair braided or whatever. It's like you
just don't you know, you don't become a black Caribbean islander.
You know, you just don't go. You know what I'm saying, Like,
you don't go. I'm not going to go to Mexico
and be like I'm Mexican. No, I get, It's not
how that works.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Right. Oh my gosh, you have it wind comes in clutch.
It is ingents. We have tomatoes, we have.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Cucumber.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Cucumber. Oh my gosh, what in the world.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh I am so dead. Oh my gosh, I'm cringing
to death. How you say cucumber? What do you what's
the English for?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
What's just pile? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
So, anyway, they had this, They're having their their red
carpet event, and she just turns around and bites his
How can I play that? Can we play this one
more time? Because he just, like I feel, was he
trolling her? In the beginning. It's the hilarious show, like
it's just all about her. That's how I interpreted that.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
No, No, I think we're gonna see you know, it's
we're going to see how it feels to have it
be out there this ye oh my god.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
When I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking,
you're not talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
This is why.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yes, we'll have to like just cut him out of
the show. No, I mean, I think it's this is
a really raw show and it's very real, and we've
took a lot of chances.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I want to slap her. That's so mean.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And I'm talking, he's like pumping you up, and she's like,
when I'm talking, you're not talking.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
When I'm talking, I'm not talking. Oh my gosh, you
wouldn't even be here if I wasn't talking. Girl, shut up.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
He deserves her. I think he met his match. He
just found the female version of himself. Okay, So I
would that an event in New York City. It's the
only event of its kind that I went to. I
get really awkward. So you know, obviously I sit behind
the mic and I talk to you guys every day,
and Kane can attest to this. It's like a different
beast when you're out in meat space, right. And I
(08:15):
do not do well at these like cocktail events, so
I don't go to them. I don't do well because
I just say whatever comes into my head and it's
so awkward for everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
And I don't know. I hate small talk. I don't
know how to do small talk.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And so we're at this event in New York and
I saw them and I was standing with Now, don't
get weird about it. I was seeing with Mark Tison
and Don Lemon's boyfriend. Yeah, it's a weird thing. And
I dared them. I was like, do you guys double
dog dare me to go out to Baldwin? Like we
were school kids, Like, do you double dog dare me
(08:50):
to go to Alec Baldwin. And in fact, I think
it was for our friend Megan's Megan Kelly her book launch.
And they're like, oh my gosh, yes, do it, yes,
do it? Like Don Lemon wouldn't even come up and
talk to him. So I went up and I introduced
myself and I told him I liked this his I
liked his body of work, particularly Royal ten and bounds.
She just stood there and he was real world family pharmacies.
(09:13):
But she takes place there to go to get all
the medication where they look you up and save yourself.
You don't have to play by farmer's rules, have to play.
She was like, not one of the reasons I trust
all family farms. He was just this, which I anticipate
things that we only did during Curvidti. The government dismissed
an alternative because we were because it was number in
the corners. We were just having fun, and that's one
(09:34):
of the things that you know, kicked off the beginning.
You can about people and they bide I've remact in hydra,
but I thought those two antibiotics are so much. They
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Speaker 2 (09:52):
She and you could get.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
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I can't even imagine keepers, So visit all family farmers
because I can't imagine your pharmacies. Codeina tendency. This other
part of me would literally probably like operate outside of
my body and slap myself. That's just so, that's not
(10:16):
it wasn't funny. And did you see the little awkward
moment at the end when she's bringing her hands in
like she knew it looked bad and she's just trying
to like find some equilibrium. She knew that it looked bad. Also,
why are you dressed like a green screen? You know,
four foot three dress like a green screen? Four foot
three dress like a green screen. Isn't it the millennial
thing to do?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Anyway? I don't. I don't get it. So it was
and he just walks away. He just walks away after it,
walks away after it.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I think he deserves her. He deserves her, right, you
can see on his face. I deserve this. Does she
know my husband made this point? Does she know that
he shoots women?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's a little better teller.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I know, better tell a girl good night.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I mean, I do wish them a lot of years
of togetherness.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You're so nice. Look on nice year. I'm not saying
anything about that.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You're so nice.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Look at you. Are you gonna go like.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Go home and lay your head on your nice soft
pillow and to go to sleeve knowing that you're such
a good person.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well, I'm not, and I think it's hysterical. They're gonna
kill each other.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
All right, so I gotta put my h Yeah yeah,
we uh it's Kane's birthdays. We're just going crazy on break.
We haven't even started yet, so you know, we're just
we're just going crazy. Ever all right, First up, we've
got I want I wish it.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Was all Aliens.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I wish it was all like amazing stuff from the
JFK files, but it's not. We do have a new
Jersey mayor who got arrested for being drunk as a
skunk on Saint.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Patti's Day with her toddler in a car.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
We do got that they was accused of driving drunk
with her toddler in the car on Saint Patrick's Day.
The Lumberton mayor, Gina Lablaca, admitted to drinking before she
got behind the wheel to pick up her two year
old son in daycare on Monday, and then a bistoner
took video. She's a forty five year old Democrat girl
was swerven all over the road. She almost hit a
(13:11):
utility pole and they shared it with police. Then they
located the vehicle in question at her house and they
found an open container of alcohol. A toddler strapped in
the rear passenger seat, and she said she's going to
seek treatment for addition and get help. Is it addiction
or is it just like you're making bad choices and
(13:33):
you want to say it's addictions so you don't have
to actually take responsibility for it.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I don't know.
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Gold futures have continued to set records investors maintaining a
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Speaker 2 (13:57):
Today, really right today? No, it is tomorrow, Taura. Yeah,
they make the decision today.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Okay, that's right. I thought okay, I was like, I
thought that was wrong. Uh, but they said that it's
up now for six consecutive seasons. We're gonna find out
some big news this week. I know, are they? I
mean we they told us that inflation was imaginary, So
why are they having to do all this stuff?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I don't know. Uh, what's up?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Denny's favorite fan restaurant closes after twenty six years?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Is the chain?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
What Denny's is closing everything? No, this was the restaurant
of my youth. No, I would go what the New
York Oh well, yeah, because I mean, who doesn't love
a good moons over my hammi?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
The industry is buckling under the weight of economic pressure,
and obviously consumers are like, we're gonna We're broke, We're nervous,
we don't want to spend anymore. Uh, but they said that, Uh,
Syracuse it's closed. A bunch of New York locations are closing.
I feel like they're winding down everything. Personally, I feel
like it's not it's just not gonna start here. I
think it's going to be everywhere, but Denny's, Denny's and
(15:03):
waffle House are where it's at.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
More emo rock shows?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
They need to do more emo r Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, they need to have more mosh pits at Denny's.
Chips and cookies are getting too expensive. Shoppers are buying less.
That's a great health plan from UH. That was Biden's Maha.
Biden just thought that they could make everything super unaffordable
for you and then you would lose weight because you
can't afford to eat. That was how they were approaching it.
So it's the poor diet, right, I'm sure, especially if
you're a subscriber, you saw the story that I had
(15:31):
yesterday evening. A website that features an interactive map that
lists all of the names and the addresses and the
phone numbers and the social media details of every Tesla
owner in America. And they're demanding that if people want
(15:57):
their information removed, that they proved to the people doing
this website that they sold their Teslas before the people
running this website take the Tesla owner's sensitive information from
said site. I didn't link the site. Now the cursor
(16:20):
is a Molotov cocktail. What what does that tell you?
Cane birthday boy?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
That the I guess the people that hated January sixth,
they're all about destruction of property for some reason.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
No, no, remember they these people the UH, the Tesla folks,
the people who were very upset over Big Balls of
a doge those people they were. They told us they
were very upset about potentially our private information being used.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
They were, remember, they were very upset about this.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
They said that Big Balls was going to get our
social Security number and just you know, throw it all
over the internet like cash money at a strip club.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I don't know. That's what they were, That's what they
were insinuating. So weird.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
They were so concerned about our social security numbers. The
left kane so concerned. So I haven't seen them talk
about this. I would imagine, kin they're super upset about this.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I mean, that would make sense.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
But they list on their website and it was called
doge quest.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So stupid.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
If you're on the hunt for a tesla, this is
from their site quote, if you're on the hunt for
a tesla to unleash your artistic flair with a spray,
can just step outside, no map needed. At doge quest,
we believe in empowering creative expressions of protest that you
can execute from the comfort of your own own home.
I love executing protests, don't you. I mean like the
(18:00):
act of it, right, They said, does quest neither, And
you know what, I think they They think that they're
being super cute with their language, but they're not. I mean,
it's dude, you're still actionable.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I mean, come on.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
But yeah, artistically that you're talking about vandalism, you're talking
about destruction of private property. I know that the left
has like a very like freaky only fans type fetish
with destruction as speech, but it's not. And then they
list on here, I want my information removed. Absolutely. I
hope that someone signed this email address up for everything.
In fact, I'm a shock that I have not done
(18:36):
it yet.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Sidebar.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
When I get emails that I don't want, I will
I sign those people up for everything, and you literally
will have to close your email account in order you
will not be able to use it. I will ruin
your email account. I will sign you up for every
God heaven thing on earth. It's not even not even
not even a joke. I swear, do you I do this?
I am that petty. So they have their email up here.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Hmm.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
So they said, yeah, just provide us with proof that
you've sold your tesla. I'm not saying to do any
of this, but it would be super funny because nobody's
nobody's anonymous on the Internet, and it would be just
super funny. Yeah, here's a picture of my tesla in
your driveway as I come knock on your door.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I'm kidding. I wouldn't or would I know, But.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
They said that, Yeah, we only accept scan documents in
jpegan PMG formats. And uh, that's I mean, that's that's
that's extortion.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
This is extortion.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
And this follows a string of now pretty frequently occurring
incidents where left us have like key teslas in parking lots.
They shot up a dealership. Uh, they've set fire to dealerships.
And the left, like I said, they really really really
opposed Musk and the spending cuts that Doge had recommended.
They were saying, again, big Balls is gonna go out there,
(19:55):
get our Social Security numbers, sign us up for publishers
clearing house.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I don't know what they thought was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I mean, these nerds only had and there was only
like a handful of them. They had read only access
under NDA of very specific things.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But the Left is hysterical.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Heaven forbid you cut our spigots that go and fund
act Blue heaven forbid, so they falsely accusing Dodge of
having all this access when they didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
But this was all theater.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
They didn't really have any actual legitimate concern for people's
private information. I mean, if they're willing to use violence
and extortion to as retribution for the type of car
someone chooses to buy, I mean, that's that was all fake.
They never cared about They sure was Held didn't care
about your private information when it was being leaked out
by the IRS. I mean, they sure Hel didn't care
(20:43):
about your information. Then it sure was Hel didn't care
about your information when they were going after parents who
were speaking up at school board meetings and following them
and breaking I don't know how many laws to classify
them as domestic terrorists, you know, surreptitiously under the Patriot Act.
So the left has been professionally agitating since against Musk,
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since even before the election, since even before the election.
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All right, So this is so gross.
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Don't eat like random wild animal meat, okay, because it's
really nasty, but yet people are still doing it. I
have to I have to share this story. So this
is a Florida man who ate feral pig meat and
then contracted a rare biothreat like bacteria.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh what what?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I actually I'm fine with eating wild meat. I mean
I have family that would eat it off the side
of the road. I I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I've had wild hog before.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But yeah, but I'm like, I think that you need
to all so as part of you gathering food, you
need to be aware of the health of your food
before you harvest it. So this actually like this plague
this guy for a long time. It was at a
Gainesville hospital. He had chest pain and he lived on
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a rural farm and he had been out of the
hospital and it was like a bacteria that was getting
into his heart and they thought he had maybe it
was a heart implant, you know, maybe a germs behind it.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Well, they found out it was a wild hog infection.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
He had a bacteria and apparently it's something I can't
even brusella something, but apparently it's something that is in
like prevalent and wild hogs found in pigs and it's
very damaging to hogs. And it's really not something like
a brain infections. Things like, you just gotta be very
You gotta be smart when you're harvesting out of nature, right.
(01:52):
But man, can you imagine being sick for like years,
this guy going through this hospital being sick for years.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh it's been because of the wild hog meat you
ate two years ago. That's crazy. Uh, I'm i gonna
have time to get one more in.
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cringe as Alec Baldwin getting told off by his wife, though, golly,
(03:32):
I we need some time on this one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
All right.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
So, first off, this is it's audio Somebody twenty three.
This was at they have a reality show. The Baldwins
have a reality show that they're doing and Alec Baldwin,
as you know, everybody knows what happened with rust. I
just think it's such bad taste for them to be
doing this right now.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
So his wife Hillary, but she doesn't call herself Hillary anymore.
I forgot, how does he say her name?
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Hilaria?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
That's not even our name. She's a white girl from Boston, Hilaria. Yeah,
she's her name is Hillary, and she just decided, I guess,
to change her name. But she was born and raised
in Boston. And they were at the red carpet event
for their reality show.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I don't even know what it's called. No, don't care.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
So they were at this red carpet like a premiere event,
and they were both being interviewed by a reporter because
it's a reality show about them and their family. He
really deserves her, really does watch this?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
We want more of this season two. I mean what
you did?
Speaker 5 (04:37):
No, No, I think we're going to see, you know,
it's we're going to see how it feels to have
it be out there this year.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Oh my god, when I'm talking, you're not talking. No,
when I'm talking, you're not talking.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This is why.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Yes, we'll have to like just cut him out of
the show. No, no, I mean I think this is
a really raw show and it's very real and we've
took a lot of chances.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh Caine. First off, she can speak English.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Now, she's great at it.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
She's so fluent, she is, she's really fluent with her English.
Move over, Milania Trump. This Spanish girl is great at
being American.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Jim many Christmas.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Remember the show when she if we can find well,
we probably can't because it's Today Show and nbc'll probably
give us a copyright violation. She's on the NBC show
some like Today Show and she was doing a cooking
thing and she had a thick Spanish accent and she's like, how.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You said culcumba?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
She's like trying to what you just said it you
don't be you just said cucumber.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
How you said culcumber? It was so ridiculous. So that's
exactly what she did.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
And we're like, you were born in Boston, like you
grew up in America, so you're look her parents vacation
in Spain a lot, and I guess you love the
Spanish culture so much she lied about being Spanish. I can't, man,
I can't. It's like when you go to the Caribbean
and you get your hair braided, like you see little
(06:11):
girls get their hair braided or whatever. It's like you
just don't you know, you don't become a black Caribbean islander.
You know, you just don't go. You know what I'm saying, Like,
you don't go. I'm not going to go to Mexico
and be like I'm Mexican. No, I get, It's not
how that works.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Right. Oh my gosh, you have it wind comes in clutch.
It is ingents. We have tomatoes, we have.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Cucumber.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Cucumber. Oh my gosh, what in the world.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Oh I am so dead. Oh my gosh, I'm cringing
to death. How you say cucumber? What do you what's
the English for?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
What's just pile? Oh?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
So, anyway, they had this, They're having their their red
carpet event, and she just turns around and bites his
How can I play that? Can we play this one
more time? Because he just, like I feel, was he
trolling her? In the beginning. It's the hilarious show, like
it's just all about her. That's how I interpreted that.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
No, No, I think we're gonna see you know, it's
we're going to see how it feels to have it
be out there this ye oh my god.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
When I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking,
you're not talking about.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
This is why.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Yes, we'll have to like just cut him out of
the show. No, I mean, I think it's this is
a really raw show and it's very real, and we've
took a lot of chances.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
I want to slap her. That's so mean.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
And I'm talking, he's like pumping you up, and she's like,
when I'm talking, you're not talking.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
When I'm talking, I'm not talking. Oh my gosh, you
wouldn't even be here if I wasn't talking. Girl, shut up.
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
He deserves her. I think he met his match. He
just found the female version of himself. Okay, So I
would that an event in New York City. It's the
only event of its kind that I went to. I
get really awkward. So you know, obviously I sit behind
the mic and I talk to you guys every day,
and Kane can attest to this. It's like a different
beast when you're out in meat space, right. And I
(08:15):
do not do well at these like cocktail events, so
I don't go to them. I don't do well because
I just say whatever comes into my head and it's
so awkward for everybody.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
And I don't know. I hate small talk. I don't
know how to do small talk.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
And so we're at this event in New York and
I saw them and I was standing with Now, don't
get weird about it. I was seeing with Mark Tison
and Don Lemon's boyfriend. Yeah, it's a weird thing. And
I dared them. I was like, do you guys double
dog dare me to go out to Baldwin? Like we
were school kids, Like, do you double dog dare me
(08:50):
to go to Alec Baldwin. And in fact, I think
it was for our friend Megan's Megan Kelly her book launch.
And they're like, oh my gosh, yes, do it, yes,
do it? Like Don Lemon wouldn't even come up and
talk to him. So I went up and I introduced
myself and I told him I liked this his I
liked his body of work, particularly Royal ten and bounds.
She just stood there and he was real world family pharmacies.
(09:13):
But she takes place there to go to get all
the medication where they look you up and save yourself.
You don't have to play by farmer's rules, have to play.
She was like, not one of the reasons I trust
all family farms. He was just this, which I anticipate
things that we only did during Curvidti. The government dismissed
an alternative because we were because it was number in
the corners. We were just having fun, and that's one
(09:34):
of the things that you know, kicked off the beginning.
You can about people and they bide I've remact in hydra,
but I thought those two antibiotics are so much. They
had all of the medications try to keep from you
total all simple, fast and affordable. Maybe makes as getting
with inputs from India or term that hundred percent made
in the USA.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
She and you could get.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
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I can't even imagine keepers, So visit all family farmers
because I can't imagine your pharmacies. Codeina tendency. This other
part of me would literally probably like operate outside of
my body and slap myself. That's just so, that's not
(10:16):
it wasn't funny. And did you see the little awkward
moment at the end when she's bringing her hands in
like she knew it looked bad and she's just trying
to like find some equilibrium. She knew that it looked bad. Also,
why are you dressed like a green screen? You know,
four foot three dress like a green screen? Four foot
three dress like a green screen. Isn't it the millennial
thing to do?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Anyway? I don't. I don't get it. So it was
and he just walks away. He just walks away after it,
walks away after it.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I think he deserves her. He deserves her, right, you
can see on his face. I deserve this. Does she
know my husband made this point? Does she know that
he shoots women?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's a little better teller.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I know, better tell a girl good night.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I mean, I do wish them a lot of years
of togetherness.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
You're so nice. Look on nice year. I'm not saying
anything about that.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You're so nice.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Look at you. Are you gonna go like.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Go home and lay your head on your nice soft
pillow and to go to sleeve knowing that you're such
a good person.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Well, I'm not, and I think it's hysterical. They're gonna
kill each other.
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It was about power.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
All right, so I gotta put my h Yeah yeah,
we uh it's Kane's birthdays. We're just going crazy on break.
We haven't even started yet, so you know, we're just
we're just going crazy. Ever all right, First up, we've
got I want I wish it.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Was all Aliens.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I wish it was all like amazing stuff from the
JFK files, but it's not. We do have a new
Jersey mayor who got arrested for being drunk as a
skunk on Saint.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Patti's Day with her toddler in a car.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
We do got that they was accused of driving drunk
with her toddler in the car on Saint Patrick's Day.
The Lumberton mayor, Gina Lablaca, admitted to drinking before she
got behind the wheel to pick up her two year
old son in daycare on Monday, and then a bistoner
took video. She's a forty five year old Democrat girl
was swerven all over the road. She almost hit a
(13:11):
utility pole and they shared it with police. Then they
located the vehicle in question at her house and they
found an open container of alcohol. A toddler strapped in
the rear passenger seat, and she said she's going to
seek treatment for addition and get help. Is it addiction
or is it just like you're making bad choices and
(13:33):
you want to say it's addictions so you don't have
to actually take responsibility for it.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
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Speaker 2 (13:42):
Gold sets another record as a safe choice.
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They set another record as the safe choice front month.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Gold futures have continued to set records investors maintaining a
risk off appetite. A Head of the Reserve FEDS meeting tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Today, really right today? No, it is tomorrow, Taura. Yeah,
they make the decision today.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Okay, that's right. I thought okay, I was like, I
thought that was wrong. Uh, but they said that it's
up now for six consecutive seasons. We're gonna find out
some big news this week. I know, are they? I
mean we they told us that inflation was imaginary, So
why are they having to do all this stuff?
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I don't know. Uh, what's up?
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Denny's favorite fan restaurant closes after twenty six years?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Is the chain?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
What Denny's is closing everything? No, this was the restaurant
of my youth. No, I would go what the New
York Oh well, yeah, because I mean, who doesn't love
a good moons over my hammi?
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
The industry is buckling under the weight of economic pressure,
and obviously consumers are like, we're gonna We're broke, We're nervous,
we don't want to spend anymore. Uh, but they said that, Uh,
Syracuse it's closed. A bunch of New York locations are closing.
I feel like they're winding down everything. Personally, I feel
like it's not it's just not gonna start here. I
think it's going to be everywhere, but Denny's, Denny's and
(15:03):
waffle House are where it's at.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
More emo rock shows?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
They need to do more emo r Oh?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Yeah, they need to have more mosh pits at Denny's.
Chips and cookies are getting too expensive. Shoppers are buying less.
That's a great health plan from UH. That was Biden's Maha.
Biden just thought that they could make everything super unaffordable
for you and then you would lose weight because you
can't afford to eat. That was how they were approaching it.
So it's the poor diet, right, I'm sure, especially if
you're a subscriber, you saw the story that I had
(15:31):
yesterday evening. A website that features an interactive map that
lists all of the names and the addresses and the
phone numbers and the social media details of every Tesla
owner in America. And they're demanding that if people want
(15:57):
their information removed, that they proved to the people doing
this website that they sold their Teslas before the people
running this website take the Tesla owner's sensitive information from
said site. I didn't link the site. Now the cursor
(16:20):
is a Molotov cocktail. What what does that tell you?
Cane birthday boy?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
That the I guess the people that hated January sixth,
they're all about destruction of property for some reason.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
No, no, remember they these people the UH, the Tesla folks,
the people who were very upset over Big Balls of
a doge those people they were. They told us they
were very upset about potentially our private information being used.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
They were, remember, they were very upset about this.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
They said that Big Balls was going to get our
social Security number and just you know, throw it all
over the internet like cash money at a strip club.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
I don't know. That's what they were, That's what they
were insinuating. So weird.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
They were so concerned about our social security numbers. The
left kane so concerned. So I haven't seen them talk
about this. I would imagine, kin they're super upset about this.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I mean, that would make sense.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
But they list on their website and it was called
doge quest.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
So stupid.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
If you're on the hunt for a tesla, this is
from their site quote, if you're on the hunt for
a tesla to unleash your artistic flair with a spray,
can just step outside, no map needed. At doge quest,
we believe in empowering creative expressions of protest that you
can execute from the comfort of your own own home.
I love executing protests, don't you. I mean like the
(18:00):
act of it, right, They said, does quest neither, And
you know what, I think they They think that they're
being super cute with their language, but they're not. I mean,
it's dude, you're still actionable.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I mean, come on.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
But yeah, artistically that you're talking about vandalism, you're talking
about destruction of private property. I know that the left
has like a very like freaky only fans type fetish
with destruction as speech, but it's not. And then they
list on here, I want my information removed. Absolutely. I
hope that someone signed this email address up for everything.
In fact, I'm a shock that I have not done
(18:36):
it yet.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Sidebar.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
When I get emails that I don't want, I will
I sign those people up for everything, and you literally
will have to close your email account in order you
will not be able to use it. I will ruin
your email account. I will sign you up for every
God heaven thing on earth. It's not even not even
not even a joke. I swear, do you I do this?
I am that petty. So they have their email up here.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Hmm.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
So they said, yeah, just provide us with proof that
you've sold your tesla. I'm not saying to do any
of this, but it would be super funny because nobody's
nobody's anonymous on the Internet, and it would be just
super funny. Yeah, here's a picture of my tesla in
your driveway as I come knock on your door.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
I'm kidding. I wouldn't or would I know, But.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
They said that, Yeah, we only accept scan documents in
jpegan PMG formats. And uh, that's I mean, that's that's
that's extortion.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
This is extortion.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
And this follows a string of now pretty frequently occurring
incidents where left us have like key teslas in parking lots.
They shot up a dealership. Uh, they've set fire to dealerships.
And the left, like I said, they really really really
opposed Musk and the spending cuts that Doge had recommended.
They were saying, again, big Balls is gonna go out there,
(19:55):
get our Social Security numbers, sign us up for publishers
clearing house.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I don't know what they thought was gonna happen.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
I mean, these nerds only had and there was only
like a handful of them. They had read only access
under NDA of very specific things.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
But the Left is hysterical.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Heaven forbid you cut our spigots that go and fund
act Blue heaven forbid, so they falsely accusing Dodge of
having all this access when they didn't.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
But this was all theater.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
They didn't really have any actual legitimate concern for people's
private information. I mean, if they're willing to use violence
and extortion to as retribution for the type of car
someone chooses to buy, I mean, that's that was all fake.
They never cared about They sure was Held didn't care
about your private information when it was being leaked out
by the IRS. I mean, they sure Hel didn't care
(20:43):
about your information. Then it sure was Hel didn't care
about your information when they were going after parents who
were speaking up at school board meetings and following them
and breaking I don't know how many laws to classify
them as domestic terrorists, you know, surreptitiously under the Patriot Act.
So the left has been professionally agitating since against Musk,
(21:07):
since even before the election, since even before the election.
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