April 28, 2025 • 23 mins
60 Minutes’ host Scott Pelley calls out Paramount in a shocking on-air attack on CBS’ parent company. Meanwhile, UNC Head Coach Bill Belichick's girlfriend Jordon Hudson shuts down a question about how they met during an interview with CBS, suggesting that she is his escort.
Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…
All Family Pharmacy
https://AllFamilyPharmacy.com/Dana
Code Dana10 for 10% off your entire order
Beam
http://shopbeam.com/Danashow
Sleep like never before—Beam has improved over 17.5 million nights of rest. Try it now with code Danashow for 40% off.
Home Title Lock
https://hometitlelock.com/dana
Protect your home! Get a FREE title history report + 14 days of coverage with code DANA. Check out the Million Dollar TripleLock—terms apply.
Relief Factor
https://relieffactor.com
Turn the clock back on pain with Relief Factor. Get their 3-week Relief Factor Quick Start for only $19.95 today!
Goldco
https://DanaLikesGold.com
My personal gold company - get your GoldCo 2025 Gold & Silver Kit. PLUS, you could qualify for unlimited bonus silver on eligible orders—you may even qualify for a free 1/2 oz Ronald Reagan silver coin.
Byrna
https://byrna.com/dana
Don’t leave yourself or your loved ones without options. Visit Byrna.com/Dana receive 10% off
Patriot Mobile
https://patriotmobile.com/Dana
Dana’s personal cell phone provider is Patriot Mobile. Get a FREE MONTH of service code DANA
HumanN
https://humann.com
Support your metabolism and healthy blood sugar levels with Superberine by HumanN. Find it now at your local Sam’s Club next to SuperBeets Heart Chews.
KelTec
https://KelTecWeapons.com
See the third generation of the iconic SUB2000 and the NEW PS57 - Keltec Innovation & Performance at its best
Thank you for supporting our sponsors that make The Dana Show possible…
All Family Pharmacy
https://AllFamilyPharmacy.com/Dana
Code Dana10 for 10% off your entire order
Beam
http://shopbeam.com/Danashow
Sleep like never before—Beam has improved over 17.5 million nights of rest. Try it now with code Danashow for 40% off.
Home Title Lock
https://hometitlelock.com/dana
Protect your home! Get a FREE title history report + 14 days of coverage with code DANA. Check out the Million Dollar TripleLock—terms apply.
Relief Factor
https://relieffactor.com
Turn the clock back on pain with Relief Factor. Get their 3-week Relief Factor Quick Start for only $19.95 today!
Goldco
https://DanaLikesGold.com
My personal gold company - get your GoldCo 2025 Gold & Silver Kit. PLUS, you could qualify for unlimited bonus silver on eligible orders—you may even qualify for a free 1/2 oz Ronald Reagan silver coin.
Byrna
https://byrna.com/dana
Don’t leave yourself or your loved ones without options. Visit Byrna.com/Dana receive 10% off
Patriot Mobile
https://patriotmobile.com/Dana
Dana’s personal cell phone provider is Patriot Mobile. Get a FREE MONTH of service code DANA
HumanN
https://humann.com
Support your metabolism and healthy blood sugar levels with Superberine by HumanN. Find it now at your local Sam’s Club next to SuperBeets Heart Chews.
KelTec
https://KelTecWeapons.com
See the third generation of the iconic SUB2000 and the NEW PS57 - Keltec Innovation & Performance at its best
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his lafe mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
This headline, it's like a mad libs which was like
the second time I've said that today underwear cocaine bust
in the Florida Keys Nets arrest of Miami man, Oh
my gosh. Or you could just say Miami man arrested
for from cocaine in his bridges. Thirty six years old
guy tried to smuggle cocaine. He was arrested in Monroe County.
(00:41):
This name A N. T, W, A and E and
Twain was stopped by the Sheriff's office. A search resulted
in almost thirty grams of cocaine. It was in his underwear,
so he was taken into custody transported to Monroe County jail.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
It sounds he was cooperative, which is boring.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I feel like underwear didn't have to be in the
story at all, Like yeah, like he just had it
in his bridges but no, apparently hmm. Or you could
be like these people and they tried to flee a
drug bust on a scooter.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh boy, so these.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
People it is on an electric electric scooter. Excuse me,
so they It's in DeLand, Florida. Thirty four year old
Nicole Wert and her brother were fleeing a drug bust
involving her boyfriend, thirty five year old James Burges. They
were trafficking drugs and I guess the police chopper has them.
(01:41):
They were on one of the like the little stand scooters,
like a child scooter, and they're going so incredibly slow.
She's I guess, commandeering it and they fell over in traffic,
which is great. They literally fell over, they fell off
the scooter. This is the worst thing I've ever seen,
the worst fleeing I've ever seen. They got they got
the chopper. I'm watching the footage. All these people are stopping.
(02:03):
They couldn't get back on the scooter. He kept falling off.
He's in socked feet for crying out loud. And they
didn't get very far. They maybe went twenty five feet
before they fell over, and then they got taken into custody.
That's like the I mean, notice on none of these
people ever actually plan an escape, like what happens if
(02:24):
something goes sideways?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You know what happens if that's the case. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
This is actually a really great story. I watched this
video over the weekend. It's Fox thirteen Florida. Woman was
being dragged by a man in an suv. He was
trying to kidnap her kids. One of them was six
months old, the other I think was two, and they
were in a parking lot and he was trying to
drive off against her will, dragging her. She was trying
to get her kids out. It was outside of a
(02:47):
shopping center in Jacksonville, and all these people, all these
good samaritans. You can watch Wan showing you right now.
That's the suv. They all ran out there to intervene
and to help this woman get her kids. The guy
was and into custody and police use the appropriate amount
of force to do so.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
It was a beautiful thing to watch. And they didn't.
Now this is the body cam footage. They didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
They had the audio later. But this guy's like, what,
I didn't do anything wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And they're like, dude, we got you on video, like
trying to kidnap kids. They took them into custody after
forcefully taking him to the ground. Because when you target children,
guess what I really feel like he should have had
his face scraped up on the asphalt a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But that's just me.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I want to buy all of these officers like a
brew and like send them food and all kinds of stuff.
I mean, yeah, that's how it's done right there. But
I loved how many times do we see videos of
people not helping and someone's in need, and all these
people are just like, oh, or they just take like
video footage and they upload it. That's cct CCTV video footage.
(03:52):
There isn't any other footage of that. So everybody immediately
saw what was happening and they all ran to help.
I haven't seen that in a long time. So that
was like such a great feel good story.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It was so nice.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Also, let's see here, how many times must you go
to prison for impersonating a cop before you stop impersonating
a cop? This Florida man was an Orange County man
was arrested Monday. Last Monday. He was accused of impersonating
a police officer and pulling people over.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Now he has.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Literally just served time in prison and is out because
he was doing the same thing prior.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Six year old Albert.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Dolan he was he would have amber lights flashing it.
He pretended his car was an unmarked police deal all
this portion of our program, it's Celtech the PR fifty
seven chambered in five seven. This is a great firearm.
It's I think one of the best ones that they've done.
They've made a lot of really good stuff, but I
really think this is just absolutely one of the best.
(04:50):
And it's just super affordable. MSRPs three ninety nine, come on.
But it's lighter than all the other five sevens out there,
forty percent lighter than the next five to seven and
has a unique top loading design that replaces traditional magazines
with stripper clips, so you get a slimmer profile, twenty
plus one capacity to low recoil and for ease of
use and accuracy. Engineered for simplicity and reliability. It's just
(05:14):
a great everyday carry for everyone. It's the first of
its kind, Celtech PR fifty seven rotary barrel pistol chambered
in five to seven and you can find it at
Keltech Weapons dot com k e l Tec kel Tech
Weapons dot com. Tell them Dan to send you Welcome
back to the program. We are at the bottom of
this first hour on Monday. I hope you all are
(05:36):
having a really good week kicking it off if you're
listening to terrestrially across the nation with old Duran Duran
as we rolled in, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
So I don't watch sixty minutes anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I did when I was a kid because my parents
watched it, and that was usually my signal to start
getting ready for bed, is when I heard sixty minutes,
cause it was after dinner, and then sixty minutes kicked
in and it was always Sunday night. You know you're
going to So I in my head whenever I hear
this that clock, I'm immediately like, oh I got a
(06:06):
And it doesn't matter where I am. I'm like, oh
I got to wait a minute. I'm not a little
teenage day anymore. So Scott, I don't Scott Pelley. When
I was watching, like in the mid to late nineties,
early odds, he was kind of he wasn't as large
of a presence on sixty minutes as he is now,
(06:26):
so he kind of he was sort of like a
sideline reporter. You know, I don't know how how else
to put it. Now, you know, he's he's one of
the marquee names that they have there, and this whole
story I've never seen I've never actually seen anybody get
(06:47):
do like a two minutes hate like this on TV
before and they're upset because of sixty minutes or sorry,
they're they're they're president. So if you don't know, we
talked a little bit about this last week with regards
to media. So bill Owens, sorry, another president. I meant
to say producer the other p He's a an executive producer.
(07:07):
Bill Owens is an executive producer at sixty minutes. He's
been there for quite a long time, and he quit
last week because of what he said was a lack
of editorial freedom. And they're blaming the Trump administration for it.
The way that they are positioning it, they're acting as
though the Trump administration is pushing him out because they
(07:32):
don't like free speech.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
That's the way they put it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I think it was this memo that came out last
week where Owens was blasting the administration. He said, it's
clear that I'm not allowed to run the shows. I'll
always run it to make independent decisions based on what
is right for sixty minutes, and that it ended up
getting out, you know, he's it is, it's a lawsuit
(07:57):
that's happening right now over that Kamala Harrison interview, and
that's what the Trump lawsuits about. And he when he
did all this happened like the beginning of last week,
and it's obviously very far left. And the interview that
is in question is the interview that they did with
Kamala Harris in October leading up to the November election,
(08:19):
and it was a this actually is a correct way
to describe it. I very rarely use this phrase, but
this legitimately was deceptively edited.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Remember the answers that.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
She would give, and they there was they there was
a release of her full answer compared to what aired
on sixty Minutes and it's night and day one answer,
she's meandering all over, she can't explain anything, she doesn't
seem to demonstrate a grasp but the subject matter. And
then in the next minute they do these weird jump
cuts where they tried to make it less obvious, but
(08:52):
they literally cleaned up her answer for her h And
that's how is that not.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
An in kind donation? Really?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
But anyway, so Owens wrote this memo because now this lawsuit,
I mean, that's exactly what. It's what they're accusing him of, right,
And so he's come under a lot of fire, This
Bill Owens guy. He's come under a lot of fire
because of this and this looming lawsuit, and they're blaming
their malfeasance on the administration, which is crazy. And so
(09:28):
he left as a result of all of that because
he doesn't feel like he can do fake news anymore
when people are calling out fake news, and that's ultimately
what it is, like, how dare I be corrected after
doing fake news? So Scott Pelly again, going back to him,
he went on this rant against because Paramount now win CBS.
So he went on this rant against Paramount. We can't
(09:50):
play the video even though it's a news show and
it's absolute fair use, because they'll make you fight it
out in court and they'll say it's a copyright infringement.
As you have endless noodles of money. We can only
play for you the audio. But listen to Scott Pelly.
We'll have his tantrum on air. This is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Stories we pursued for fifty seven years are often controversial lately,
the Israel Gaza war and the Trump administration. Bill made
sure they were accurate and fair. He was tough that way.
But our parent company, Paramount, is trying to complete a merger.
The Trump administration must approve it. Paramount began to supervise
(10:31):
our content in new ways. None of our stories has
been blocked. But Bill felt he lost the independence that
honest journalism requires. No one hears happy about it. But
in resigning, Bill proved one thing. He was the right person.
Surely in sixty minutes all along.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh for the love, Oh he did such as great
that's other push presenting this, Oh he did said this
great thing they had. I mean they the way that
they edited that Kamala Harris interview was I've never seen
anything like that before, actually, and I rarely ever get
to say stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
And so he's he's mad because it's the.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Absolute journalistic malpractice, is making the merger, it's putting a
wrinkle in things, so to speak. That and this lawsuit,
and so he doesn't feel like he wouldn't apologize for
it because Trump sued the lawsuit. I think isn't like
something's like twenty billion dollars they sued CBS for and
(11:40):
the controlling shareholder of Paramount Sherry Redstone wants them to
settle because she doesn't want to jeopardize the merger CBS
and Paramount Global. They're they're trying to say the mergers
with Skydiance Media, and they're trying to get all of
this settled before this merger because they don't want the FCC,
which under the administration's control, to halt the transaction, which
(12:04):
I don't think that they would, but this is just
them trying to They just don't want to be held
accountable for fake news, for actual propaganda. That was propaganda
that wasn't a journalistic enterprise, and for this eqrusty old
bat to sit there on his little stool in front
of his little green screen and talk about journalistic integrity.
(12:27):
What he's doing is defending a guy who gave an
inkime campaign contribution to Kamala Harris, just like what two
weeks not even two weeks before the November election, they
edited her nonsensical answer to make sense. That's why it
looked so weird and it was jumpy, and they had
these weird like cutaways because they were trying to hide
(12:48):
from all of that. They that was propaganda. They engaged
in propaganda. And then they're mad because they get called
out for it, and they're mad because the propaganda that
that's that's an absolute They were trying to tilt the scale.
And when you get to public airwaves that close to
(13:09):
an election, you're remember what the whole point was. They
gave Kamala Harris all this time and attention. They they
finessed her interview answers and totally ignored Trump that you
can't do that. That's against federal election, that's that's against
campaign or federal law regulating campaigning. Give a the timer
starts so many weeks before an election, and if you're
(13:33):
on public airwaves, and because we we know about it,
because we broadcast on a lot of terrestrial you know,
hundreds of terrestrial stations around the country, and so we
have to be aware of that. Like if we have
won a Republican candidate on you know, a week before
the election, by law, we have to give equal time
to a Democrat candidate. And so it's that equal time
(13:54):
consideration that the Harris campaign is being accused and CBS
being accused of violating. So thus the suit and it's accurate,
I mean, that's what they know. They're gonna have to
settle with him. It's accurate, but for Bill, for Scott
Pelly to do this, this is so lame. By the way,
what in the world is going on with CBS our
partners over at All Family Pharmacies is one of my
favorite favorite people to work with, and not just because
(14:15):
I'm actually a customer. It's like that hairclub for menting.
Not only am I'm also the president. Well I'm not
the president, but I love what they do because medicines
that you need, and especially those therapeutics that the government
tried to prevent you from getting during lockdown, while they
have all of it. They've got the Evermacht and they
got the hydroxychloriguant, they have all of the antibiotics. They
also have your everyday medications, and they're affordable. It's simple,
(14:40):
and it's fast. If you don't have insurance, not an
issue because they have very straightforward affordable pricing online ordering.
Shipping is just two to four days. You can also
do overnight in a pinch, which I have done before
because oh my gosh, I was getting strut throat for
Thanksgiving and thought I was gonna die, and I'm like,
I couldn't get to urgent care there was a line
like I gotta get sent. They got it to me
overnight and I was immediately able to start getting better
(15:00):
and still host Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It was amazing and not infect everybody. It was so nice.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
All The other thing that I love is everything is
made in the US. You can't say that with other
medications or the inputs from other medications, but you can
say that with All Family Pharmacy. None of the stuff
comes from either China nor India. It's all manufactured all
from right here in the US of A. So they
have very high standards equality and safety. Visit Allfamilypharmacy dot
(15:26):
com slash Dana get ten percent off with promo code
data be prepared protect yourself and your family today with
All Familypharmacy dot Com slash Dana coupon ko Data ten
to save ten percent.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Data's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
So apparently half of the United States is going to
have some hot and dry conditions coming up, says USA Today. Yeah,
hot and dry conditions coming up here in the United States.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Coinciding season is coming with summer. It's summer. Stop it,
you stupid weather. Environmental freaks. Oh my gosh, can you
guys believe it's gonna be super hot coming up? Oh
my gosh, what are we gonna do? It's gonna be hot,
it's gonna be dry. Yeah, it's called summer. What it's called? Okay,
(16:18):
I gotta oh.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
These people also, officers are warning of oh, here we go,
cane moon rocks, highly potent cannabis.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I feel like this is all like reefer madness, isn't it.
It seems like officers are warning of potent cannabis moon rocks.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
What does it do?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
They combine the marijuana flight This is all too already
in the weeds for me, combining marijuana flour with hash
oil and rolling it in cannabis powder resulting in THHC
levels that reach fifty percent or higher.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's like the moonshine of weed.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Isn't that taking like shine and mixing it with other
moonshine and then mixing it with like gin and then
it's the same thing, right? Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm just curious.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Uh yeah, it's a little reefer madness there. Oh oh.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Colorado senator claims preschoolers bring big backpacks of weed to class.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, it's Colorado.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You Yeah, they voted to like legalize everything you can.
I'm gonna tell you the last time I was in Denver,
I've never been outside and randomly just smelled a ton
of weed before and had no idea where it was
coming from, you know what I mean. Like normally you're like, oh,
it's that person over there. I mean, the stinkiest it
was like someone blew up a dead animal.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
It was like a dead animal fart. I don't even know, man,
That's what it smelled like. And it was horrible, and
I was just like, oh my gosh, this is I
would nobody knew where it came from. Now, in the
days of your you'd be like, it's that person because
we can see them. But now it's like so prevalent,
So I actually I wouldn't be surprised at all if
a preschooler was carrying a giant backpack a weed. Well,
(18:07):
I don't know, it's Colorado. They can go and do
whatever they can. Just you know, they got rid of
all their guns. But they can be they can be
high as a kite when they're being assaulted and targeted
by criminal elements.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Now, yeah, look at that. Can we talk about this,
Bill Belichick?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I don't even follow football, I even know about this.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So Bill Pelichick sits down for this interview and it's
a their Sunday morning sports show, and he was asked
about his relationship with this chick that's like, how much
younger is she than him? Kane, She's not fifty years
younger than him.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I think it's the eighty.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
He's in his seventies and she's twenty four. I think,
oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, Anyway, he was asked about the origin of their
relationship and the girl, the girlfriend air quotes just barks
off camera, we're not discussing that.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Can we play any of this or is this the
same deal? Play listen to this. Jordan was a constant
presence during our interview. You have Jordan right over there.
Everybody in the world seems to be following this relationship.
They've got an opinion about your private life. It's got
nothing to do with them, but they're invested in it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
How do you deal with that? Never been too worried
about what everybody else thanks, just to try to do
what I feel like, is that's for me? And what's right?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
How did you guys meet not talking about this? No, no,
it's a topic. Neither one of them is comfortable commenting on.
It is so weird.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That was so because it's supposed to be like a
Sunday morning like ha ha, you know, like a great
relaxed sports discussion. Okay, can we put up the photo
of just him in the sweatshirt? So Caine thinks that
she's a prostitute, that he's just paying.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
What is that? What he said that The.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Rumor is that Jeorge Hudson is a is a pay
for playgirl.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Those aren't the words I used, not.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Not verbatim, but I mean, come on, that's what he's
come on. That's the rumors that she's a prostitute in
that's the rumor.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
The only reason that I would give that any weight
is I want you to look at how this man
is dressed. Bill Belichick goes on a national television show.
Is it supposed to be derelic chic? Is it it's
a I mean, I guess it's stylized that way.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Lose.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's a faded, tattered sweatshirt, comfy, and I'm sure it
was purchased that way. You don't wear that on national television.
And no self respecting female ladies you know this is true.
And men, you know your ladies. No self respecting female
is going to allow their man to go on national
(21:04):
television dress like that. I would have stopped the interview
and made him change and then and then I would
have said, this interview doesn't continue if you note what
just happened, and then allow him to do the interview
it dressed in a nicer shirt to where he looks
nice and confident and relaxed and doesn't look like a
whole bowl that came from under a bridge. Why I So,
(21:27):
that's why I'm like if I kind of am entertaining
that rumor.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Because of that alone, I have like three or four
shirts like that. It's just really do the yard works
ir relevant? The artwork is not sitting down doing a
national interview Pizza wings in No.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
You can see a little bit of pizza wings sauce
on his shirt?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Can you see that one? Can you pull it back
up there? Because I think I saw a little piece
of pizza wings sauce on Look at that. Look at
opposite of his eyes, because I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Know what it is.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Why is he wearing it? Why is he wearing That's
because it looks like he's an abused old man. That's
what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
And I just think, but if somebody rolled up in
the news truck while I was doing yardwork that you.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Know, you know, you know what you do, you'd go, well,
hang on, I'm doing yard work, let me go get
a button down on.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
That's what you'd say.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You would not be like, oh, let me wipe off
this wing sauce off my mouth and then sit down
in your lawn.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
You're you're doing yard work on me, and.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
They want to put me on the news just like that.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I'm not going to see.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Would you literally, would you sit down and do a
national interview if someone was like, hey, DJ fon, uncle,
we want to sit here and interview you, And would
you show up in that kind of sweatshirt?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
But I the thing is that that's his brand.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
He he always wears tattered stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's like his look.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I don't know why, Why stop it?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Any man who thinks, look, it's fine if that's your
day to day. But that's your day to day, and
then you have what I call your show up stuff. Okay,
when you got to show up, you got to have
the clothes to show up in, and in your yard
work sweatshirt, That ain't it. I'm just but no, but
so long story short, That's why I entertain Steve's rumor
(23:05):
that he heard that she's a paid side piece, because
no self respecting woman who cares about her man is
going to allow her man to show up like that.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Not gonna happen. And you all know it. Now. Women
get angry. You know why, because it's a reflection on us.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
We do it partially because we care about you, but
also because it reflects on our strength as a woman.
We don't have it together if our men are going
out there looking rough, you know what I mean, Like
you are not that proverbs lady that is respected at
the city gate. If you are allowing your man to
show up in a wing sauce yardwork, I'm eating pizza
with holes in its sweatshirt.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Not happening. You' all know it's true.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's
Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, made sure to
hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you
get your podcasts,
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his lafe mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
This headline, it's like a mad libs which was like
the second time I've said that today underwear cocaine bust
in the Florida Keys Nets arrest of Miami man, Oh
my gosh. Or you could just say Miami man arrested
for from cocaine in his bridges. Thirty six years old
guy tried to smuggle cocaine. He was arrested in Monroe County.
(00:41):
This name A N. T, W, A and E and
Twain was stopped by the Sheriff's office. A search resulted
in almost thirty grams of cocaine. It was in his underwear,
so he was taken into custody transported to Monroe County jail.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
It sounds he was cooperative, which is boring.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I feel like underwear didn't have to be in the
story at all, Like yeah, like he just had it
in his bridges but no, apparently hmm. Or you could
be like these people and they tried to flee a
drug bust on a scooter.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh boy, so these.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
People it is on an electric electric scooter. Excuse me,
so they It's in DeLand, Florida. Thirty four year old
Nicole Wert and her brother were fleeing a drug bust
involving her boyfriend, thirty five year old James Burges. They
were trafficking drugs and I guess the police chopper has them.
(01:41):
They were on one of the like the little stand scooters,
like a child scooter, and they're going so incredibly slow.
She's I guess, commandeering it and they fell over in traffic,
which is great. They literally fell over, they fell off
the scooter. This is the worst thing I've ever seen,
the worst fleeing I've ever seen. They got they got
the chopper. I'm watching the footage. All these people are stopping.
(02:03):
They couldn't get back on the scooter. He kept falling off.
He's in socked feet for crying out loud. And they
didn't get very far. They maybe went twenty five feet
before they fell over, and then they got taken into custody.
That's like the I mean, notice on none of these
people ever actually plan an escape, like what happens if
(02:24):
something goes sideways?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
You know what happens if that's the case. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
This is actually a really great story. I watched this
video over the weekend. It's Fox thirteen Florida. Woman was
being dragged by a man in an suv. He was
trying to kidnap her kids. One of them was six
months old, the other I think was two, and they
were in a parking lot and he was trying to
drive off against her will, dragging her. She was trying
to get her kids out. It was outside of a
(02:47):
shopping center in Jacksonville, and all these people, all these
good samaritans. You can watch Wan showing you right now.
That's the suv. They all ran out there to intervene
and to help this woman get her kids. The guy
was and into custody and police use the appropriate amount
of force to do so.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
It was a beautiful thing to watch. And they didn't.
Now this is the body cam footage. They didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
They had the audio later. But this guy's like, what,
I didn't do anything wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
And they're like, dude, we got you on video, like
trying to kidnap kids. They took them into custody after
forcefully taking him to the ground. Because when you target children,
guess what I really feel like he should have had
his face scraped up on the asphalt a little bit more.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
But that's just me.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I want to buy all of these officers like a
brew and like send them food and all kinds of stuff.
I mean, yeah, that's how it's done right there. But
I loved how many times do we see videos of
people not helping and someone's in need, and all these
people are just like, oh, or they just take like
video footage and they upload it. That's cct CCTV video footage.
(03:52):
There isn't any other footage of that. So everybody immediately
saw what was happening and they all ran to help.
I haven't seen that in a long time. So that
was like such a great feel good story.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
It was so nice.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Also, let's see here, how many times must you go
to prison for impersonating a cop before you stop impersonating
a cop? This Florida man was an Orange County man
was arrested Monday. Last Monday. He was accused of impersonating
a police officer and pulling people over.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Now he has.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Literally just served time in prison and is out because
he was doing the same thing prior.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Six year old Albert.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Dolan he was he would have amber lights flashing it.
He pretended his car was an unmarked police deal all
this portion of our program, it's Celtech the PR fifty
seven chambered in five seven. This is a great firearm.
It's I think one of the best ones that they've done.
They've made a lot of really good stuff, but I
really think this is just absolutely one of the best.
(04:50):
And it's just super affordable. MSRPs three ninety nine, come on.
But it's lighter than all the other five sevens out there,
forty percent lighter than the next five to seven and
has a unique top loading design that replaces traditional magazines
with stripper clips, so you get a slimmer profile, twenty
plus one capacity to low recoil and for ease of
use and accuracy. Engineered for simplicity and reliability. It's just
(05:14):
a great everyday carry for everyone. It's the first of
its kind, Celtech PR fifty seven rotary barrel pistol chambered
in five to seven and you can find it at
Keltech Weapons dot com k e l Tec kel Tech
Weapons dot com. Tell them Dan to send you Welcome
back to the program. We are at the bottom of
this first hour on Monday. I hope you all are
(05:36):
having a really good week kicking it off if you're
listening to terrestrially across the nation with old Duran Duran
as we rolled in, all right.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
So I don't watch sixty minutes anymore.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I did when I was a kid because my parents
watched it, and that was usually my signal to start
getting ready for bed, is when I heard sixty minutes,
cause it was after dinner, and then sixty minutes kicked
in and it was always Sunday night. You know you're
going to So I in my head whenever I hear
this that clock, I'm immediately like, oh I got a
(06:06):
And it doesn't matter where I am. I'm like, oh
I got to wait a minute. I'm not a little
teenage day anymore. So Scott, I don't Scott Pelley. When
I was watching, like in the mid to late nineties,
early odds, he was kind of he wasn't as large
of a presence on sixty minutes as he is now,
(06:26):
so he kind of he was sort of like a
sideline reporter. You know, I don't know how how else
to put it. Now, you know, he's he's one of
the marquee names that they have there, and this whole
story I've never seen I've never actually seen anybody get
(06:47):
do like a two minutes hate like this on TV
before and they're upset because of sixty minutes or sorry,
they're they're they're president. So if you don't know, we
talked a little bit about this last week with regards
to media. So bill Owens, sorry, another president. I meant
to say producer the other p He's a an executive producer.
(07:07):
Bill Owens is an executive producer at sixty minutes. He's
been there for quite a long time, and he quit
last week because of what he said was a lack
of editorial freedom. And they're blaming the Trump administration for it.
The way that they are positioning it, they're acting as
though the Trump administration is pushing him out because they
(07:32):
don't like free speech.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
That's the way they put it.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I think it was this memo that came out last
week where Owens was blasting the administration. He said, it's
clear that I'm not allowed to run the shows. I'll
always run it to make independent decisions based on what
is right for sixty minutes, and that it ended up
getting out, you know, he's it is, it's a lawsuit
(07:57):
that's happening right now over that Kamala Harrison interview, and
that's what the Trump lawsuits about. And he when he
did all this happened like the beginning of last week,
and it's obviously very far left. And the interview that
is in question is the interview that they did with
Kamala Harris in October leading up to the November election,
(08:19):
and it was a this actually is a correct way
to describe it. I very rarely use this phrase, but
this legitimately was deceptively edited.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Remember the answers that.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
She would give, and they there was they there was
a release of her full answer compared to what aired
on sixty Minutes and it's night and day one answer,
she's meandering all over, she can't explain anything, she doesn't
seem to demonstrate a grasp but the subject matter. And
then in the next minute they do these weird jump
cuts where they tried to make it less obvious, but
(08:52):
they literally cleaned up her answer for her h And
that's how is that not.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
An in kind donation? Really?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
But anyway, so Owens wrote this memo because now this lawsuit,
I mean, that's exactly what. It's what they're accusing him of, right,
And so he's come under a lot of fire, This
Bill Owens guy. He's come under a lot of fire
because of this and this looming lawsuit, and they're blaming
their malfeasance on the administration, which is crazy. And so
(09:28):
he left as a result of all of that because
he doesn't feel like he can do fake news anymore
when people are calling out fake news, and that's ultimately
what it is, like, how dare I be corrected after
doing fake news? So Scott Pelly again, going back to him,
he went on this rant against because Paramount now win CBS.
So he went on this rant against Paramount. We can't
(09:50):
play the video even though it's a news show and
it's absolute fair use, because they'll make you fight it
out in court and they'll say it's a copyright infringement.
As you have endless noodles of money. We can only
play for you the audio. But listen to Scott Pelly.
We'll have his tantrum on air. This is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Stories we pursued for fifty seven years are often controversial lately,
the Israel Gaza war and the Trump administration. Bill made
sure they were accurate and fair. He was tough that way.
But our parent company, Paramount, is trying to complete a merger.
The Trump administration must approve it. Paramount began to supervise
(10:31):
our content in new ways. None of our stories has
been blocked. But Bill felt he lost the independence that
honest journalism requires. No one hears happy about it. But
in resigning, Bill proved one thing. He was the right person.
Surely in sixty minutes all along.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh for the love, Oh he did such as great
that's other push presenting this, Oh he did said this
great thing they had. I mean they the way that
they edited that Kamala Harris interview was I've never seen
anything like that before, actually, and I rarely ever get
to say stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
And so he's he's mad because it's the.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Absolute journalistic malpractice, is making the merger, it's putting a
wrinkle in things, so to speak. That and this lawsuit,
and so he doesn't feel like he wouldn't apologize for
it because Trump sued the lawsuit. I think isn't like
something's like twenty billion dollars they sued CBS for and
(11:40):
the controlling shareholder of Paramount Sherry Redstone wants them to
settle because she doesn't want to jeopardize the merger CBS
and Paramount Global. They're they're trying to say the mergers
with Skydiance Media, and they're trying to get all of
this settled before this merger because they don't want the FCC,
which under the administration's control, to halt the transaction, which
(12:04):
I don't think that they would, but this is just
them trying to They just don't want to be held
accountable for fake news, for actual propaganda. That was propaganda
that wasn't a journalistic enterprise, and for this eqrusty old
bat to sit there on his little stool in front
of his little green screen and talk about journalistic integrity.
(12:27):
What he's doing is defending a guy who gave an
inkime campaign contribution to Kamala Harris, just like what two
weeks not even two weeks before the November election, they
edited her nonsensical answer to make sense. That's why it
looked so weird and it was jumpy, and they had
these weird like cutaways because they were trying to hide
(12:48):
from all of that. They that was propaganda. They engaged
in propaganda. And then they're mad because they get called
out for it, and they're mad because the propaganda that
that's that's an absolute They were trying to tilt the scale.
And when you get to public airwaves that close to
(13:09):
an election, you're remember what the whole point was. They
gave Kamala Harris all this time and attention. They they
finessed her interview answers and totally ignored Trump that you
can't do that. That's against federal election, that's that's against
campaign or federal law regulating campaigning. Give a the timer
starts so many weeks before an election, and if you're
(13:33):
on public airwaves, and because we we know about it,
because we broadcast on a lot of terrestrial you know,
hundreds of terrestrial stations around the country, and so we
have to be aware of that. Like if we have
won a Republican candidate on you know, a week before
the election, by law, we have to give equal time
to a Democrat candidate. And so it's that equal time
(13:54):
consideration that the Harris campaign is being accused and CBS
being accused of violating. So thus the suit and it's accurate,
I mean, that's what they know. They're gonna have to
settle with him. It's accurate, but for Bill, for Scott
Pelly to do this, this is so lame. By the way,
what in the world is going on with CBS our
partners over at All Family Pharmacies is one of my
favorite favorite people to work with, and not just because
(14:15):
I'm actually a customer. It's like that hairclub for menting.
Not only am I'm also the president. Well I'm not
the president, but I love what they do because medicines
that you need, and especially those therapeutics that the government
tried to prevent you from getting during lockdown, while they
have all of it. They've got the Evermacht and they
got the hydroxychloriguant, they have all of the antibiotics. They
also have your everyday medications, and they're affordable. It's simple,
(14:40):
and it's fast. If you don't have insurance, not an
issue because they have very straightforward affordable pricing online ordering.
Shipping is just two to four days. You can also
do overnight in a pinch, which I have done before
because oh my gosh, I was getting strut throat for
Thanksgiving and thought I was gonna die, and I'm like,
I couldn't get to urgent care there was a line
like I gotta get sent. They got it to me
overnight and I was immediately able to start getting better
(15:00):
and still host Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
It was amazing and not infect everybody. It was so nice.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
All The other thing that I love is everything is
made in the US. You can't say that with other
medications or the inputs from other medications, but you can
say that with All Family Pharmacy. None of the stuff
comes from either China nor India. It's all manufactured all
from right here in the US of A. So they
have very high standards equality and safety. Visit Allfamilypharmacy dot
(15:26):
com slash Dana get ten percent off with promo code
data be prepared protect yourself and your family today with
All Familypharmacy dot Com slash Dana coupon ko Data ten
to save ten percent.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Data's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
So apparently half of the United States is going to
have some hot and dry conditions coming up, says USA Today. Yeah,
hot and dry conditions coming up here in the United States.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
Coinciding season is coming with summer. It's summer. Stop it,
you stupid weather. Environmental freaks. Oh my gosh, can you
guys believe it's gonna be super hot coming up? Oh
my gosh, what are we gonna do? It's gonna be hot,
it's gonna be dry. Yeah, it's called summer. What it's called? Okay,
(16:18):
I gotta oh.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
These people also, officers are warning of oh, here we go,
cane moon rocks, highly potent cannabis.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
I feel like this is all like reefer madness, isn't it.
It seems like officers are warning of potent cannabis moon rocks.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
What does it do?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
They combine the marijuana flight This is all too already
in the weeds for me, combining marijuana flour with hash
oil and rolling it in cannabis powder resulting in THHC
levels that reach fifty percent or higher.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
It's like the moonshine of weed.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Isn't that taking like shine and mixing it with other
moonshine and then mixing it with like gin and then
it's the same thing, right? Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm just curious.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Uh yeah, it's a little reefer madness there. Oh oh.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Colorado senator claims preschoolers bring big backpacks of weed to class.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, it's Colorado.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You Yeah, they voted to like legalize everything you can.
I'm gonna tell you the last time I was in Denver,
I've never been outside and randomly just smelled a ton
of weed before and had no idea where it was
coming from, you know what I mean. Like normally you're like, oh,
it's that person over there. I mean, the stinkiest it
was like someone blew up a dead animal.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
It was like a dead animal fart. I don't even know, man,
That's what it smelled like. And it was horrible, and
I was just like, oh my gosh, this is I
would nobody knew where it came from. Now, in the
days of your you'd be like, it's that person because
we can see them. But now it's like so prevalent,
So I actually I wouldn't be surprised at all if
a preschooler was carrying a giant backpack a weed. Well,
(18:07):
I don't know, it's Colorado. They can go and do
whatever they can. Just you know, they got rid of
all their guns. But they can be they can be
high as a kite when they're being assaulted and targeted
by criminal elements.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Now, yeah, look at that. Can we talk about this,
Bill Belichick?
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I don't even follow football, I even know about this.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
So Bill Pelichick sits down for this interview and it's
a their Sunday morning sports show, and he was asked
about his relationship with this chick that's like, how much
younger is she than him? Kane, She's not fifty years
younger than him.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I think it's the eighty.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
He's in his seventies and she's twenty four. I think,
oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, Anyway, he was asked about the origin of their
relationship and the girl, the girlfriend air quotes just barks
off camera, we're not discussing that.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Can we play any of this or is this the
same deal? Play listen to this. Jordan was a constant
presence during our interview. You have Jordan right over there.
Everybody in the world seems to be following this relationship.
They've got an opinion about your private life. It's got
nothing to do with them, but they're invested in it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
How do you deal with that? Never been too worried
about what everybody else thanks, just to try to do
what I feel like, is that's for me? And what's right?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
How did you guys meet not talking about this? No, no,
it's a topic. Neither one of them is comfortable commenting on.
It is so weird.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That was so because it's supposed to be like a
Sunday morning like ha ha, you know, like a great
relaxed sports discussion. Okay, can we put up the photo
of just him in the sweatshirt? So Caine thinks that
she's a prostitute, that he's just paying.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
What is that? What he said that The.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Rumor is that Jeorge Hudson is a is a pay
for playgirl.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Those aren't the words I used, not.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Not verbatim, but I mean, come on, that's what he's
come on. That's the rumors that she's a prostitute in
that's the rumor.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Now.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
The only reason that I would give that any weight
is I want you to look at how this man
is dressed. Bill Belichick goes on a national television show.
Is it supposed to be derelic chic? Is it it's
a I mean, I guess it's stylized that way.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Lose.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's a faded, tattered sweatshirt, comfy, and I'm sure it
was purchased that way. You don't wear that on national television.
And no self respecting female ladies you know this is true.
And men, you know your ladies. No self respecting female
is going to allow their man to go on national
(21:04):
television dress like that. I would have stopped the interview
and made him change and then and then I would
have said, this interview doesn't continue if you note what
just happened, and then allow him to do the interview
it dressed in a nicer shirt to where he looks
nice and confident and relaxed and doesn't look like a
whole bowl that came from under a bridge. Why I So,
(21:27):
that's why I'm like if I kind of am entertaining
that rumor.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Because of that alone, I have like three or four
shirts like that. It's just really do the yard works
ir relevant? The artwork is not sitting down doing a
national interview Pizza wings in No.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
You can see a little bit of pizza wings sauce
on his shirt?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Can you see that one? Can you pull it back
up there? Because I think I saw a little piece
of pizza wings sauce on Look at that. Look at
opposite of his eyes, because I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Know what it is.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Why is he wearing it? Why is he wearing That's
because it looks like he's an abused old man. That's
what it looks like.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
And I just think, but if somebody rolled up in
the news truck while I was doing yardwork that you.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Know, you know, you know what you do, you'd go, well,
hang on, I'm doing yard work, let me go get
a button down on.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
That's what you'd say.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
You would not be like, oh, let me wipe off
this wing sauce off my mouth and then sit down
in your lawn.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
You're you're doing yard work on me, and.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
They want to put me on the news just like that.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
I'm not going to see.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Would you literally, would you sit down and do a
national interview if someone was like, hey, DJ fon, uncle,
we want to sit here and interview you, And would
you show up in that kind of sweatshirt?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
But I the thing is that that's his brand.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
He he always wears tattered stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
It's like his look.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I don't know why, Why stop it?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Man?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Any man who thinks, look, it's fine if that's your
day to day. But that's your day to day, and
then you have what I call your show up stuff. Okay,
when you got to show up, you got to have
the clothes to show up in, and in your yard
work sweatshirt, That ain't it. I'm just but no, but
so long story short, That's why I entertain Steve's rumor
(23:05):
that he heard that she's a paid side piece, because
no self respecting woman who cares about her man is
going to allow her man to show up like that.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Not gonna happen. And you all know it. Now. Women
get angry. You know why, because it's a reflection on us.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
We do it partially because we care about you, but
also because it reflects on our strength as a woman.
We don't have it together if our men are going
out there looking rough, you know what I mean, Like
you are not that proverbs lady that is respected at
the city gate. If you are allowing your man to
show up in a wing sauce yardwork, I'm eating pizza
with holes in its sweatshirt.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Not happening. You' all know it's true.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's
Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, made sure to
hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you
get your podcasts,
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Special Summer Offer: Exclusively on Apple Podcasts, try our Dateline Premium subscription completely free for one month! With Dateline Premium, you get every episode ad-free plus exclusive bonus content.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!