Absurd Truth: The Episcopalian Flip

The Episcopal Church announces that it is terminating its partnership with the government to resettle refugees after Trump’s South African move. Meanwhile, a mother in Deerfield, Illinois has revealed that school officials forced young girls to change into their gym clothes in front of a trans-identified male student.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
So a Florida man. He got done, got himself in
trouble here. He broke in Sascambia County. He broke in
to his ex girlfriend's home through a doggy door. This
is why we'll not have doggy doors. Twenty six year old.
How do you say his name, Caylin Cae? You have
too many vowels in your name, sir. Anyways, some dude
he broke into the home. Deputies were called for the

(00:37):
report of a burglary, and then he climbed into his
ex's bed and they struggled. She hid him in the
nose with her elbow and then he left the same
way he had come in, through the large dog door.
He's been charged with burglary or assault with AsSalt or battery.
And I told Canaan break, I said, I said, why
I don't have a dog door. But if I did,
maybe I would want like some AI facial recognition, and

(00:59):
I would have like two of arms that would automatically
descend maybe with like I don't know MP five's or
something and you know, full fully pointed at the dog door.
So if it's not my dog, both of them like
a snare. Since you know, I'm not going to beg
the government for NFA stuff, so yeah, i'd be like that.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I'd have enough to do or it would just be
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
So if you're fitting through a doggy door, you're a
small dude.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
They said it was a large dog door. I don't
know what that means, what the measurements on that are.
You know, I'm not like Bob the Builder, but you know,
but yeah, that's why I haven't wanted because criminals aren't
necessarily came the healthiest for.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
The smartest people.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
So let's see here. Okay, this blew my mind. I
don't do I've my I had a family member that
took me to disney World or Disneyland one time.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Never been.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I think I was a disney World once for a
work thing. But this Florida man, he says this is
the average cost when he took his family Florida says
that it was fourteen hundred dollars for one day at
Walt Disney World. I'm sorry, what, So let's break this
down yeah. He said that it was like fourteen hundred dollars.
Parking was thirty dollars tickets for his family to get

(02:13):
into Hollywood Studios. And it's like a family for nine
hundred and seventy four dollars five tickets and parking immediately
that's one thousand dollars. And they even got the Florida
resident discount and they have one child under ten. Everything else,
quick service meals in Disney Springs, any kind of snack
or drink, water and ice cream was thirty dollars. He

(02:33):
had a pretzel and a beer that was twenty dollars.
They said it was over forty four dollars for quick
service pizza and a drink. They said that Star Wars
coke was like seven dollars. I mean, just insane. And
one of their restaurants for their dinner was like almost
three hundred dollars ending at just like just under fourteen hundred.
And they said that they didn't even stay at one

(02:55):
of the resort hotels. I love nothing that much to
pay that kind of money, right, no way, I mean
I don't know. And now remember how Disney was like,
oh Florida, don't say gay. Well, they're building a resort
in Abu Dhabi where you definitely can't say gay. Are
they going to have like a ride featuring you know,
we're gonna throw the gays to death because they're gay?

(03:17):
I mean, I'm just curious other So fourteen hundred dollars.
My jaw hit the floor. There is no way I
would pay that. I could be a petrillionaire and I
will not pay that. That is insane. I go to
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I don't want a woman as my church leader. The

(04:53):
fastest way you're going to run me out of that
pew is if you put a brought up on stage who.
I take Paul's words very very seriously. I don't want
to hear from a woman.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I don't. I don't want to hear from a young
preacher either.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
You better be old and have lived in order for
me to be able to take you seriously, or have
something seriously happen in your life that you're calling is
evident to all before you. So I have a major
problem with this woman calling herself a bishop.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Your girl is old school.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I am more old school than anybody else that you're
going to come across on air. I don't want to
see a female bishop. I don't believe in it, just
like I don't believe that Palestine is a real thing
or real ethnicity, just like I don't believe in the
term assault weapon. Just like I don't think that men
can you know, put some tape between their noother regions
and stuff or braun call themselves women. I don't believe

(05:41):
in female bishops, female preachers, female pastors. I don't believe
in any of that stuff because it's antibiblical. If you
have a problem with it, your problem is with God,
not with me, and you can take it up with
Him and he can evaluate whether or not he thinks
it's a logical stance for you to have. So, uh,
this this one woman, she was very upset. The reason

(06:02):
I bring her up, Mary and Edgar is how do
you say her last name be? You d d buddy
beauty who knows she's the episcopal bishop And she had
this big illegal immigration stance, and you know she likes
all the letters and all, you know, it doesn't matter
if you come in legally or not. And she's given

(06:22):
some remember the speech that she gave where she was
trying to slam the administration and everybody who voted for him,
who were supportive of deporting people who were here illegally,
and she was saying, oh, God teaches us that we're
to be merciful to the stranger, because you know, mercy
and the facilitation of criminality are the exact same thing. Apparently,

(06:44):
so the she is upset because now these refugees from
South Africa are being allowed into the United States, and
what happened to the mercy for the stranger. By the way,
so the Episcopalians, they ended in nearly four decades old relationship.

(07:09):
This comes from sorry, this is religion news, because they're
very upset over the white africaners. They said, in light
of our church's steadfast commitment to racial justice, and this
is where that Bishop Buddy is from. In light of
our church is steadfast commitment to racial justice and reconciliation,
UH and our historic ties to the Anglican Church of
Southern Africa, we're not able to take this step. That's

(07:31):
what they're presiding bishop said in the letter, and they.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Are upset by this. They said that it is.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
And it's the Chanroe, presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church.
They said that they are expected to resettle white African
nurs from South Africa, whom the US government classified as refugees.
They don't believe that they're refugees and they are against it.
So they said that they're going to stop their episcopal

(08:03):
migration ministries because they are expected to take in white africaners,
people who are actual victims of literal genocidal persecution, and
they are helping to whitewash the ANC's crimes apparently. But
what happened to the mercy for the immigrant Caine, Oh,

(08:25):
the mercy for the refuge what.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
She was saying, if you want to hear that back
in January, when.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
She oh, please do, please do.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
And the people, the people who pick our crops and
clean our office buildings, who labor in poultry farms and
meatpacking plants, who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants,
and work the night shifts in hospitals. They may not
be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast

(08:56):
majority of immigrants are not criminals, they pay taxes.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh, except if you're a white South Africana Yep, that's different.
And unless you're that the Episcopal Church, you're a joke.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
You're an absolute joke.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
You're the reason why people hate organized religion. And it
proves that even the devil can quote scripture. Get behind me, Satan.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
And if you have the threat of being a white
and be potentially voting conservative, the left will not want you.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Of course, this is a problem.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
You know, do you want to know why people have
been leaving the church in droves because of ungodly, heathenistic
attempted ministries like the one I'm talking about right here.
We're going to put up some old white crone and
then she's going to sit here and try to lecture
everyone and try to play a game of guilt over everyone. Oh,
you have to accept every form of criminality that the

(09:47):
Democrats endorse. Basically, she's trying to shroud her partisan political
zealotry in religion. That's what they're doing right now. Oh
wait a minute. Refugees that are white? What and now
it's a big issue for them, proving that it was
never about the refugee. You know, they're no better than

(10:10):
the Pharisees who roll around in ash and then parade
around in public.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Oh well, look at me, I'm so penitent. Look at me.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Oh I've taken about poverty. Oh make sure you glorify
me and my theatrical performative actions and not God, whom
it's supposed to actually honor. I mean, they literally go
against everything that the Gospels talk about.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
But okay, all.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Right, so this is this is one of the bigger
reasons why a lot of people, by the way, have
such a problem with organized religion.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Now you're supposed to I don't.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I don't mean for this to be a religious sermon,
because again I don't.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
I do not.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I do not rise to the mantle of shepherd, and
nor do I claim it, nor do I seek it.
But my observation is that people see the double standard.
And yet you are also simultaneously called to fellowship. You're
supposed to be part of a body. I mean, my gosh,
just read Paul's writings. I mean, the Gospels are quite clear,

(11:11):
but it's very difficult when you have performative charlatans like
what we're seeing here coming out of the Episcopal Church,
with these missives Oh no, we can't take part in
this ministry anymore because now it's white South African ers.
What makes them less than? Why is it that they
are not allowed? But you guys will fall all over

(11:32):
and wash the feet of a woman beating human trafficking Ms. Thirteen, Gangbanger. Oh,
because they play on skin color. If ever, you wanted
an actual example of racism, which is an immoral position,
because that's never really something that's used divisively. In fact,

(11:53):
you're extorted to move against that throughout the Bible. But
if you want a real example of racism, then look
at what these so called shepherds are doing. Oh no,
we can't help them because of their skin color. Meanwhile,
we're going to exalt you because of your skin color,
things over which you cannot control.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
It's the modern day clan. Pretty amazing, is it not.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
And they have the audacity to call themselves bishops and
shepherds and drape themselves with vestments and pretend to offer
the bread and the wine and pretend that they're reading
from scripture when really they're just spitting poison. Maybe the
part of the Bible that they missed was what happens
to shepherds who mislead their flock and how they are

(12:39):
yoked with a stone so heavy and thrown into the
deepest part of the sea. Now I know I shouldn't
practice more engage in the shaden freuda of such an action,
but I dare say that I don't even know if
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(16:31):
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Speaker 5 (16:32):
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Speaker 3 (16:33):
I guess so I wanted to play this. I need
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other stuff. I want to set this up. Imagine if
you would you find out that your minor school age
daughter was forced by a school in Deerfield, Illinois to

(16:58):
change in front of a male student who pretended to
be trans and that teachers held her and other female
students in the locker room after a gym class and
made them do it. Listen to these parents. This is
a middle school in Illinois, Deerfield's School District one oh nine.

(17:20):
This was on Thursday of last week. Listen to this.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Hello, my name is Nicole Georgis, and I'm here to
demand that the locker rooms and bathrooms at District one
oh nine be designated as biological male and biological female,
as they're already as a gender neutral option. The girls
want their locker rooms and bathrooms back, They want their
privacy back.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
This is why I'm here tonight.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
My thirteen year old daughter's well being in mental health
and privacy as at stake. This nightmare began on February fifth,
when my daughter was using the girl's bathroom and was
stunned that a biological male student was using it as well.
She came home frightened and was extremely upset. I asked
her to talk with her teachers and find out more information.
He was told by the administration that a student can

(18:02):
use the bathroom as well as a female locker room
because they now identify as female. I was sent an
email to the teachers involved in received a call from
Principal Wegley. He verbally reiterated that, under Joanna Ford's direction
and their legal counsel, that the student could use both
the locker room and bathroom. I expressed that the school
was in cle violation a federal policy the Trump administration

(18:25):
issued in executive order restricting biological males from participating in
sports and accessing female locker rooms. That day, I filed
a civil rights complaint on behalf of my daughter with
a Department of Justice. It has now been referred to
the Department of Education. A federal complaint has been filed
with the district to protect the students.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Unbelievable. So the girls did not want to have their
privacy violated. They all together agreed they were going to
refuse to undress in front of this male's student, and
then the principal, Kathy Van Trees, forced them into her
office questioned them, made march them to the locker room
and force them to get undressed in front of the boy.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Force them.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Now, Illinois's pass laws protecting this. I think it's sexual abuse.
I think that Kathy van Trees I read this and
she sounds like a predator to me. This is sexual abuse.
Forcing the girls into a locker room. How is that
not unlawful detainment? Which is kidnapping? How is that not
an unlawful detainment charge? There need to be charges filed.

(19:34):
And these teachers, who every official who took part in
this should be dragged out of that school by the
hair on their head. This is what you go scorched
earth over. Can you imagine if that was your child?
I would have beat her ass myself. I would be
in jail right now. I'm not just saying that as
a joke. I literally would have beat her ass if

(19:57):
that was my child. And I know a lot of
you out there feel the same way. This absolute trash principle.
Marching these young girls in there and making them strip
in front of a student. Did she have a fetish
for it or something? What kind of school official does that?
That is sexual abuse? That is absolute textbook sexual abuse.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Sickens me.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
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