Absurd Truth: Riley Gaines vs. Simone Biles

Symone Biles trashes Riley Gaines on social media for not “lifting up the trans community”. Meanwhile, Greta Thunberg films herself claiming she has been “kidnapped” by Israel in International Waters and that Israel will force her to watch footage of October 7th.

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I want to shift gear somewhat here. I don't know
if you saw this over the weekend. So Simone Biles,

(04:16):
who she's I think they consider her one of the
greatest gymnasts of all time, right, I think they do. Yeah,
I was trying to remember who I think, like of
our generation, they consider her to be like one of
the one of the greatest. So Simone Biles went after
I'm pulling this tweet up Riley Games out of like nowhere.

(04:40):
Riley Gaines wasn't talking to anybody. She was just making
a comment about a trans athlete, a man competing as
a woman, who decided who ended up, you know, beating
out all of these other women obviously, and she went
after Riley Gaines made mention of it, and then out

(05:02):
of nowhere, Simone Biles gets involved, which is kind of trashy,
and she went after Riley Gaines for it and like
tried to insult her. She went on a tear. It
was like all weekend, wasn't it. It's like all weekend
she made fun of her height. She goes bully someone
on your own size, which would ironically be a male

(05:24):
Riley Gaines is like five four five five, She's only
a few inches taller than Simone Biles. Okay, so that
doesn't make sense. She was She retweeted and said, you're
sick all of this campaigning because you lost a race,
straight up sore loser. You should be uplifting the trans
community and perhaps finding a way to make sports inclusive,

(05:47):
or creating a new avenue where trains feel safe in sports,
maybe a transgender category in all sports, but instead you
bully them. One thing is for sure, no one in
sports is safe with you around. Simone Biles is a thug.
This is thug behavior. Shame on you. She's a fake feminist.
She's somebody who and she seems like a handful like
she seems like a diva, and she constantly complains and

(06:09):
she was always like, I'm bullied, mental health, blah blah blah.
She didn't want to do press. You know, you're an
olympian whatever. She has a silver spoon. She's wanted for
nothing in life. She's had a completely you know, fairy
tale existence, and she's mad because Riley Gaines. Riley Gaines
was robbed of a spot on the podium by a
man who is bigger than her, has greater muscle strength

(06:31):
than she does, is faster, who went through puberty as
a man, who competed in swimming as a man until like,
you know, just a few years ago. So yeah, she
would have been tops in her category were it not
for the man that knocked her down a peg. And
if Simone Biles had to compete against a male gymnast,

(06:52):
guess what Simone Biles is going to lose. But there
are I honestly feel like there are some women who
advocate for the trans stuff, like Simone Biles, who see
younger talent coming up after them, and I feel like
they don't want their crown to get tarnished or they
don't want to be outshined by younger talent, so they're
trying to pull that ladder up. They don't want other

(07:14):
women to actually be able to share their space, so
they're trying to force them to compete with men to
make that not possible. I honestly think that's a motivation
one of the motivations here. Does that make sense? That's
how women think women are weird women? Yeah, women can
be catty, like a lot of women, especially if they're
on the left. They really believe in this scarcity of opportunity.

(07:37):
Although some on the right believe that. I mean, there's
stories out there, but they believe in the scarcity of opportunity.
And I really get the sense that Simone Biles is
just like I don't want anyone else to outshine me. Ever,
so we need to have men integrated in women's sports now,
because that way, then it's all men and she doesn't
have to ever share the title with another female. She

(07:57):
doesn't ever have to compete with another female for sports
or for endorsements, right, she doesn't have to worry about
all of that can mean she can keep, you know,
this title of being one of the greats, so long
as no one comes up underneath her to outshine her. Honestly,
I really feel like that's what a lot of it is.
A lot of these women are too insecure and they
don't have the confidence, and I feel like they don't

(08:20):
really want to maintain what they have anymore, so they
just want to keep other women from coming up. That
makes sense if you think about it, and you know,
given you know the way that her personality seems, I
totally buy that. And that's sad, right, that's sad that
there are some women out there who are so threatened
and who are so weak that they feel like they're
going to be diminished because younger talent comes up. It's like, well,

(08:43):
you can't just revel in the fact that you helped
pave the way and you helped make this happen, and
you helped elevate women's sports. You feel like you've got
a gatekeep by by taking that letter away and preventing
other women from ascending. Also, that's anti women, and they
light to them and they pretend that it's actually pro
trands when they're using TRANS as a tool to gatekeep

(09:07):
and keep others from outshining them. You see how that works.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's time for Dana's Quick five. Today in sportsball, Aaron
Rodgers has confirmed Pittsburgh Steelers move in a twenty million
dollar contract announcement. I think I'm going to play football
because you can make a lot of millions of dollars
of football and imagine it. I could play football, know
nothing about it. Just want my uniform to be cute,

(11:02):
and I want like really good leather for my football.
I can do anything, girl, I knew anything. If a
man can talk and say he's a chick, then surely
I can do this. He was like, oh, by the
Jets at the end of the last season, he was
considering retirement. How old is he? Hold is Anne Rogers?
Oh so he uh now he's not. He's going to
the Steelers. So I guess is that considered old for

(11:24):
football or no? Yeah? Oh is it? Well? Tom Brady's
like in his forties. That's Tom Brady though, Okay, yeah,
I don't Oh my gosh, no, why are we doing this?
Madonna is apparently going to really I don't care a
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Light oh my gosh, two rare oh oh, doomsday fish.
So these doomsday fish whenever they washed ashore, it's they're
called oar fish. It's supposed to be like a sign
of something bad happening, and it's linked to natural disasters.
They look like things, they don't even look real. But
they had two separate incidents, one in India and one
in Tasmania where they washed up on the beaches and

(12:06):
everybody's like, oh my gosh, it's a harbinger of disaster.
They are crazy looking silvery fish and they kind of
look like wild sea serpents. They're huge. But when they
they're from the deep and when they wash up on
the shore, it means bad. I don't know, does it
mean like, was there some kind of underground disturbance? Is
it Kaiju gonna come out? Trump and Muskar fighting, that's

(12:27):
why the oar fish are floating to shore. Uh So
manga had predicted a great disaster in July twenty twenty five.
So this is you know, Japanese graphic novels manga, and
they have different genres. Some of them are kids, some
of them are like adult graphic novels. But apparently this
guy's called the Japan's answer to Nostradama says a bad
thing is gonna happen on July fifth. Maybe it's a

(12:49):
mega quake mm or a fight stick with us now.
Greta Thunberg was on her selfie flotilla Audio sun by
thirty two. She was intercepted and apparently a lot of
the so called aid that they were going to deliver
to Gaza they actually consumed themselves, according to reports. Listen
to this how Dared You? Thirty two.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
My name is Getha Timber and I am from Sweden.
If you see this video, we have been intercepted and
kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces or
forces that support israel I. Urge all my friends, family
and comrades to put pressure on the Swedish government to

(13:31):
release me and the others as soon as possible.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
She's twenty two years old. She is a grown adult woman,
and people still coddle her like she's a ten year old.
I mean, I blame her parents for this, Honestly, She's like,
we've been kidnapped. Guess what when you try to hey,
put it like this, We're on a floatiller, We're on

(13:55):
a bunch of unicorn rafts and we're came, We're going
we're gonna illegally ter Cabo. How well do you think
that's gonna go? Yeah, we'll probably get shot. Well, I mean,
you'd be intercepted for sure, Oh, no doubt. When you're
taken into custody after trying to illegally enter a specific area,
especially if it's in a war zone. Are you being
kidnapped or is that just a consequence of you being

(14:17):
a dip redacted?

Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's that last part.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, that's what I think. That's what I think. So
she uh was on her selfie flotilla and apparently that's
like all they were doing. They take but they were
taking a bunch of I don't know what that what
was their purpose? They thought they were trying to deliver
aid that apparently they had two tons of aid. Israel
is the only nation on earth that's expected to give
aid to the people trying to murder it. Explain that

(14:43):
one to me, remember this anytime another see this is
why I'm like, you know, you have countries like Ukraine
and everyone else like wait a minute, Oh now we're
supposed to care. What's different? Now we're supposed oh you're oh, oh,
you're being targeted. Oh but it's where what's the situational
difference here? They were on their selfie yacht and apparently
they're also now going to be forced to watch all

(15:05):
of the video footage from October seventh. I think that's
genius and I think that they should. They all showed up,
these little activists with their little picnic blankets on, and
they had twelve activists and an Irish actor. I don't
know who this Irish actor is, and they were intercepted
by the IDF and the IDF was like very you know,
they brought them to Sure, they brought them to Israel,

(15:29):
and I think it would be very bad for them.
I think that they think that they want to go
to Gaza, and then when they get to Gaza what
they think and then what the reality is or probably
two very different things came. Yeah, but they pretended everybody
knew where they were the whole time. These people are
such drama queens. They were like, oh the seas are rough.

(15:50):
They weren't, Oh we lost radio contact. Everybody knew where
they were. But they were still able to take photos
of themselves and like uploaded to the internet. I don't
get it. And then the idea if they boarded and
they they fed them, they gave them sandwiches, cheez, they
did all this stuff for them. These brats, these absolute brats.

(16:12):
I just it's so embarrassing. That is so embarrassing for
these activists. And so now they they're freedom flotilla was
detained and they're all going to be deported back to
their home countries and they're forced to watch Hamas's video
footage of the October seventh terror atrocities, the genocide. And they,

(16:33):
I mean they it was you know, they called it
the selfiea and they are they're celebrity actor. This they
said that the any of the remaining aid that the
celebrities didn't consume because they apparently ate through a lot
of it because they had a little party. I'm not kidding.
Apparently they ate through a lot of it. How embarrassing
for you. They said that they would actually distribute it
through their actual humanitarian channels. That's so. There's a picture

(16:56):
of Greta Thunberg of their they're handing her a sandwich.
Oh my gosh, she looks like she's well fed. I
don't think that they need to worry. I'm not trying
to be mean. I'm just saying, she doesn't look like she's,
you know, starving like what. She doesn't look like the
prisoners that Hamas kept. She doesn't look like the Israeli
prisoners that Hamas had in custody for over a year.
I mean, it's just so cringe. It's so cringe. Thanks

(17:19):
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