Absurd Truth: See Ya Later, Nancy!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:21):
got going on. What is a bathroom dispute? Was sadly
a question that the Internet had to ask after a
South Florida man pulled a knife during a bathroom dispute
at a store. Lots of questions, not a lot of
answers there. The last thing you want to be the
end result of a customer using the restroom inside your organization,

(00:42):
this would be a public's facility, is for them to
come out wielding a knife. And that is exactly what
a seventy two year old man did. This is something
that happened at nine am on a Monday too. Because
part of me thinks, and I'll just say it the
way that you probably expected to be said that a
whole lot of these Florida story's involve alcohol. That somebody's
drunk or at least some sort of narcotic has been

(01:04):
used to cause the bad decision making, but at nine
o'clock in the morning, you assume that maybe it's not that.
But an officer had to intervene. He actually had to
enter the restroom and saw a guy holding a knife,
ordered him to drop it, ordered him to do whatever
he needed to do. The guy complied, but he told
police that he just really needed to use the bathroom,
and he became upset when the victim did not move

(01:26):
out of the way. This would be the guy he
was threatening with the knife. So at some point if
someone burst into the restroom, is like, I got to
go now, and there's no open stall, no open facility,
and you're in Texas. Excuse me, You're in Florida, not Texas.
If you're in Florida, someone might pull a knife on you.
That might be the end result of that, which would
cause me to both need the restroom and also be

(01:48):
very willing to remove myself from whatever situation I was
in where the knife was a part of it. I
would imagine the person who has the knife pulled on
them by the crazy guy then needs the bathroom even
more not less. All right, A woman reported a woman's
report at Saint Pete's home about an invasion, an assault
was all fabricated with an AI photo. So this is

(02:10):
a crazy story. This is that is Saint Petersburg. A
woman calls nine one one. Her name is Brookes, She's
thirty two years old. She claims that somebody broke into
her apartment, that they threatened her, that terrible stuff happened.
The real result, though, is that she faked the whole thing.
She used artificial intelligence to make a fake photo to
share with police after they responded to the scene. The

(02:32):
claim that some things were happening that weren't. The victim
now suspect, as Petersburg Police Department refers to Ashley had
shown proof of images of a person that she claimed
to not know that it entered her home forcibly possibly
injured her getting inside the house. The whole things, all
kinds of stuff. A canine unit was used. I love

(02:53):
that part of this story. So you're using the technical,
you know, the advanced AI stuff to try to make
your claim seem legitimate. And the way that that gets thwarted,
the way that they defeat your story not being true
is a good old dog doing some sniffing around the house.
That's my favorite thing I've heard in a while. The
best way to defeat AI and all the crazy people

(03:15):
who will do horrible things to lie and you know,
use it to their advantage is to just have some
well trained dogs sniff out the lie. I love dogs.
They're better than cats. This is yet another example of that.
The detectives immediately saw proof evidence of all the fabricated things,
including even actually a TikTok trend that she seemed to
be copying, where you pretend to be a victim mostly

(03:38):
to get some you know, clicks and links and things
online and use AI to get it done. Talk about stupid,
by the way, because beyond whatever issues she's going to
have legally from this one attempt, the other thing you're doing,
if you're someone who's going to wield you know, cops
in any way, shape or form to benefit you and

(03:58):
to lie, is you're going to cause way less help
to be done for you and for other people. When
the cops assume the next time this call comes in
is that it is a lot, not that they're actually
not going to do their job. I just think it's
insane that you make it this much harder on. Police
already struggle with a lot of things because of how
society at times seems to talk about them. But anyway,
a woman tried to fake an assault in our house

(04:21):
using artificial intelligence, and the dogs put that threat to rests. Finally,
a tatted up Florida man was found with meth hidden
in a place you don't want it to be hidden in.
He told the cops there's nothing wrong with drugs after
they discovered stuff. Thomas is forty one years old. He's
got multiple tattoos in his face, which is always a

(04:43):
move that I don't understand. You know, like tattoos on
the rest of the body. Fine, you can't cover up
the face tattoos. So that's the unique version of giving in.
And then you hide drugs again in parts of your
body that I would not want to hide anything in.
And when they finally discover them, the cops, who can
probably already tell maybe by the way you're walking, that
some issues are there, They then tell you, you know, this

(05:04):
is not okay, this is illegal, and your response is, hey,
drugs are fine, man, just leave me alone, let me
do whatever I want to do. Isn't America free country?
That doesn't work, by the way, It doesn't get you
out of the problems that you've created for yourself. This
guy is going to have a lot of issues in
court in the very near future.

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Speaker 1 (06:25):
All right, I do want to play this audio. I
probably should have played it more. I haven't played it enough,
but I do really like it. This is Nancy Pelosi. Well, no,
it's not actually her. It's excuse me. Trump's reaction to
Nancy Pelosi announcing she's finally retiring, She's finally going away.
This is Fox News reporting on this and saying, Peter

(06:45):
Doucy exactly how President Trump responded to the news that
Nancy is finally leaving Congress and we'll finally go I
guess make millions and millions of more dollars legally with
insider information while not actually serving a no one in DC.
She was not serving the people. She wasn't serving San Francisco.
She has her own long form like Goodbye San Francisco

(07:07):
video out there. I watched it, and I don't want
to play it for you. I was so annoyed by
the inauthenticity of it, the ridiculous and of it, like
everything about it. It's disgusting to watch people go to DC,
not fight for any of their constituents at all, just
better their own lives and enrich their own lives, and
then come back home after all of that, pretend as

(07:28):
though they fought the good fight for you. There's something
uniquely horrible about that. But here's what Deucey said about
getting Trump to react to Nancy Pelosi is finally leaving,
finally returning back to the hole that she never should
have climbed out of.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yes, and I just chatted with President Trump about this
breaking news that Nancy Pelosi will be leaving Washington. He
tells me the following, and this is a quote. The
retirement of Nancy Pelosi is a great thing for America.
She mad people corrupt and only focus on bad things
for our country. She was rapidly losing control of her
party and it was never coming back. I'm very honored.

(08:04):
She impeached me twice and failed miserably twice. Nancy Pelosi
is a highly overrated politician. And so that is the
first word.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Every part of that's amazing. I love the fact that
he said he's honored that he got impeached twice and
she failed twice by the Pelosi and then also that
she's just a terrible person who was bad for the country.
By the way, we also have this mix of audio.
Producer Stephen created this for me, this is mental gaffes,
just a flashback to I think it was like sixteen

(08:34):
brain freezes within a one off press conference for Nancy Pelosi.
When you hear people mentally struggling this much, you immediately
know that we should have an acuity test, that your
brain should be proven to be working well enough to
be in a position of power in DC. And if
you can't pass a mental acuity test, you gotta go.

(08:56):
This would be a moment where you're pretty sure Pelosi
wouldn't pass, like a first grade English test. But here,
let's play some of that audio too.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Mark the sixth month, the end of the the time
for an estate. The list goes on and on, what Wilson,
I'm very proud of the work of Benny Thompson and
ranking member Thompson the most exhilarating thrill for people. It's

(09:28):
not permanent. And again, as you know yesterday, we're teen
months later, My sin senata is happening this week.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
My brain hurts a lot from yesterday, fourteen months later,
house in Senate things happening this week like it hurts.
That's only thirty six seconds of a much longer clip
that I could keep playing of Nancy just swinging and
missing in basic speech things, and you've got to say
to yourself that this has to be an easy demonstration
of why a mental acuity test is important. I don't

(10:00):
mean an age limit, because I think that someone like Trump,
who every day rolls in front of media, takes hard
questions and gives answers, and might still be a guy
that'll talk for twenty minutes after you give him how
are you doing today, sir? Question, and he rants and
it goes all different directions. It's still the same guy
you remember from a few years ago, and he's still

(10:21):
capable of back and forth anything with media, and he
does it so so often that he can't possibly know
even remotely be afraid of being thought of as anything
other than a guy who's fully capable of having these conversations.
Most Democrats hide from media at certain ages because their
brains are broken and their mush. And so whether Nancy

(10:42):
Pelosi has a health issue, which I don't hope on anyone,
even someone who's evil and corrupt like she is, or
anything else out there, I just think it's going to
be good for America that she goes away. But here's
the big takeaway. The part that probably matters more than
anything else. A lot of Democrats are also happy to
see Pelosi go away, but not for the reasons I'm happy,

(11:04):
because they don't think she's radical enough. A lot of
people in DC that were trying to push her out,
people like AOC after the Mamdanie Win in New York,
feel emboldened. They feel like, yes, we're going to radicalize
more of the left. The base on the left has
been told for I think decades now that you have
to stop being so insanely, you know, on your side,

(11:26):
you have to stop being so radical. And they've been
forced to a certain extent, not the people who are
all over social media complaining about things, but the people
in positions of power to actually have some modicum of
in the middle, version of actually pretending that they're you know, Biden,
for an example, is someone that was supposed to be

(11:47):
more moderate Democrat, and then once you could realize that
he wasn't actually in charge and that the auto pen was,
they made him do more and more radical things. But
the left wants to be insane. They want to be
so far over in the side of men can take
women's bathrooms and do whatever they want with them sort
of thinking men can play women's sports, et cetera, et cetera,

(12:07):
and people like Mundami are going to help them believe
that they're capable of doing that that they're going. By
the way, my favorite joke from SNL in a long
time has been Shane Gillis calling my Mumdani a Zoltar
Rob zombie. And every time I say the Mumdanni name,
now I want to call him Zoltar Rob Zombie because

(12:27):
it's just so good, that's just so excellently done. And
I bet you it was a Shane Gillis joke and
not an SNL joke. But anyway, Nancy Pelosi going away
is not bad, but I don't know that it's going
to be as good as it should be because I
think that Democrats are only going to get more radical
in the process.

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Speaker 1 (13:50):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Data's Quick five. That's right, it's time
for a quick five on the Dana Show. My name
is Greg Collins, filling in thrilled to be with you
dash Dana lash Radio on x on Twitter a great
way to stay connected to her. First, there is a
bear cup, the Bear resta cup that's on sale at
Starbucks that is destroying the Internet, or at least a

(14:13):
lot of young people are getting in fights apparently in
Starbucks to buy these items. Two things you should know.
It is a glass cup that looks like a bear
that costs more than thirty bucks after taxes, And the
second one is it's not worth it all the fighting,
all the trying to get these and Starbucks doesn't actually
sell a whole lot of them at any specific location,
So if you didn't show up by now, you probably

(14:34):
didn't get one today, and you're going to have to
be on a waiting list to get one in the
near future. But anyway, the other thing you should know
is that you know if you wait long enough, they're
going to be everywhere, because this is just a hype
of craze that will quickly die out as more and
more people buy the Starbucks glass bear cup and feel
like they have some sort of fancy item that other
people don't have. It's the rarity of it that makes

(14:56):
it special and Starbucks won't care about that, still sell
too many and anyway, that's a big story apparently on
the internet. Another thing, the average person has two spots
in their home that they believe are theirs. My spot
number one, my spot number two. People aren't supposed to
sit in your chair, sit near your window, whatever it
might be. I don't have any of these. There's nowhere

(15:16):
in my house that I think is my spot. But
what I actually have is spots my wife has designated
to me, and spots that are hers. So like when
I sit on the couch, if I'm in her spot,
that's wrong and I got to go to the area
that she's decided is my spot. The same is true
for anything else. My closet is only a certain amount
of space that is for me. That's not been my decision.

(15:38):
I think if you're married, you have a very different
version of two spots, or even one spot that you
did not pick for yourself, that the missus picked for you.
And then finally, one last thing. I think it's interesting
Predator Badlands has gotten like an eighty eight percent on
Rotten Tomatoes. Is the latest Predator movie. It's just a
bunch of scary ridiculous fun, violent fighting with you know,

(16:01):
aliens and people or cyborgs and something and whatnot. I
want to play a little bit of this trailer because
I want you to share in the joy I have.
I know this is radio. I know you can't see it,
but the voice over alone should tell you what the
story is about. Predator bad Lands looks like it'll be
a big movie this weekend.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Welcome to the.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Most dangerous planet.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
In the universe.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, baby, where everything is trying to kill you. Uh huh,
I need a hand.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
You're here to prove yourself.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Hunting something.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
That can't be killed.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, I'm in. I'm totally it. By the way, I
am here to prove myself to the aliens and hunting
something that can't be killed. It sounds amazing. This is
the kind of movie that I like a lot because
it's probably dumb. There's probably a bunch of people who
walk out being like the aliens never would have done that.
And I don't care about those guys because I want
to see the violence and the craziness. But that is
an eighty eight percent of tomatoes. Seems like it'll be

(17:06):
a great movie. Quick Break A lot more Craig Collins
filling in on the Danish show. Another story out there.
A Jewish FDNY commissioner has decided to resign. That's the
Fire Department in New York. His name is Robert Tucker.
I think this is amazing. I think it's awful that
he feels he has to do this, but I think
it's incredible to stand up and say that Zoron Mumdani

(17:31):
does not represent anything that I feel and believe. His
anti Israel stance is one that is uniquely harmful to
the Jewish population of New York and to himself. I'm paraphrasing.
He didn't say these things exactly, just that he does
not align with the new mayor, and so he's decided
to resign. I think that seeing a lot more of
this in a place like New York City, which has

(17:52):
a significant Jewish population, would help demonstrate how many people
even within New York are not, you know, horribly on
the crazy version of the left that thinks that socialism
and communism is the right path forward in our society.
And I say this as someone who's lived in a
lot of big cities that have a lot of democratic

(18:13):
representatives and a lot of people in the cities that
seem to drink the Democratic kool aid, because it's important
to have, you know, your cone of believing that there
are people like you in whatever place you live. I'm
in Houston right now, i lived in Chicago for a
long time, and I'm from the New Jersey, New York area,
and so I've been around a whole lot of ideologically

(18:34):
different people for me, and it's nice to remember that
I'm not alone even in those places. And what I think,
in what I say in Huntingdon Beach in California is
not alone in California, and having a lot of you know,
Republican ideals and Republican representatives at least within their own
community that are put into positions of power locally for them,

(18:54):
even if they're not going to be the people they
get to send to DC anymore because of the gerrymandering
and redistricting. And I'll say this, it's a weird pivot,
but I can't help it. One of the big things
that Charlie Kirk did incredibly well and one of the
biggest reasons I think the world will miss Charlie Kirk,
or at least our country will miss Charlie kirk Is.

(19:15):
He went into places like colleges and had conversations with
the crazy, woke people on the left that were at
those colleges, and a whole lot of the people that
agreed with Charlie on the right, who might also be
at school there, finally felt like they had a place
and like people that felt things in common with them.
He gave those people a voice, and I thought that

(19:36):
that was a really interesting He did it very often.
There'd be people that walk up to the microphone at
these college events that would say, Hi, I'm a conservative,
I'm this age, I don't fit in with the people
around me, and I just want your advice on this.
And Charlie was compassionate always in his response to a
lot of people I'm both the left and the right
when he'd have these discussions. But that's one of the
biggest things that we'll be missing in society is the

(19:58):
belief that no matter where you you are, no matter
who around you says that nobody is thinking what you think,
that it's likely that there are other people that are
like minded adults around in any of those communities and
they need to start using their voice. I do believe
The biggest reason that Republicans did not do well in
an off year election in just a few places, especially

(20:21):
in places like New Jersey where you really hoped things
would go differently than they did, is a lot of
people are fine. They decided themselves. You know what, I'm
not going to show up. I'm not going to vote
because I like what Trump is doing. I like what,
you know, my local people have been doing to a
certain extent that maybe I won't go ahead and use
my voice to make sure that more people like Trump

(20:43):
are in positions of power and other places. That version
of being satisfied with the status quo is what causes
a lot of people on the side of the aisle
that's currently winning at a federal level to not show
up and vote in elections, and then you have terrible
things happen. I know New York had an incredible turnout,
realize that I understand it. There are a lot of
places where the turnout wasn't what you wanted it to be,

(21:04):
especially what conservatives would have wanted it to be. And
I think the lesson there is you got to vote
all the time. You can't be mobilized. I feel like
I'm preaching now, I don't mean to get up on
the soapbox. I hate doing this, especially on a platform
that's not actually mine, on the Dana Show and Dana
Lash and whatnot. I don't think she'd disagree with me.
I just I shouldn't soapbox this much. But I can't

(21:27):
help but think to myself. And I know Ben Shapiro
has been saying this a lot recently, that the left's
version of a calling card right now, a mobilizing chant,
is to just say that they empathize with you and
they know whatever the problem is, even if they never
actually fix it and all the solutions they offer to
fix it they know won't work. You can take gun violence,

(21:48):
for example. The Left will tell you that the best
way to stop gun violence is to take away your guns,
and only people who actually abide by the law would
listen to that. The person who's deciding they're going to
hurt other people doesn't care if getting the gun illegally
is an extra step in the process, which is insane.
The Left will say stuff like that, but they do
all the time. They just use rhetoric and narrative and

(22:10):
never actual solutions to problems as part of it. But
I say all this to say one other thing, and
I guess this is the soap boxy thing, is that
when you choose to sit something out, you say two
different things to the politicians in power. One you tell
them that the only way to mobilize you is to
be more radical, that whatever the message is, they have

(22:30):
to scare you and fearmonger their way into getting a
bigger turnout. People like Momdonnie have to tell you that
it's life for death, or people like Kamala Harris, who
thank god lost as resoundingly as she did, has to
tell you that it's a fight against Nazis and that's
for the left to be mobilized. But the truth is

(22:51):
that all that rhetoric could go away if people just
voted all the time, if we actually just showed up
and told them what we want, what we think is appropriate,
what we think is good for society, and a whole
lot of people did that, who maybe set out this
midterm election, then I don't think you would have had
the resounding wins by Democrats that you saw. Thanks for
tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Tooth podcast.

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