Valentine Overtime - Laura's Lovely Move-In Experience

Today on Valentine Overtime: Laura shares her peaceful experience of moving in with her boyfriend.
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Episode Transcript

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Valentine in the Morning presents the show. For the show, Valentine over time,
Help, what up? What up? Valentine Overtime? Back at it
for another episode. Let's check youlook around the room. See who we
got here? Valentine in the bigchair. YopE, we got Jill.

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Oh, this is off to atough start. What's up? Everyone?
I got I don't know, likethe check in thing, like you're taking
classroom attendants. It sounded so greaton Tuesday, and now we're still doing
again Thursday. Everybody attendance. Thisis just like a say what's up?
You're leading. You'd just be like, Hey, I got Jill, I
got Valide, got Brian, Igot Aaron, I got Laura. Sometimes
we do that, but I thinksometimes it's good to get a little hello,

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you know, break your voice inhere, especially for like the Aaron
and the Laura in the room.Hello, Jill, what's up? Due?
Hi? Everybody? How are youfeeling? Hello? Hello? On
Hey Laura on the couch? Allright, so loud. Yeah, it
has been much, but I enjoyedit. So you guys are You're gonna

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have to help me with this onea little bit because I wrote down that
vow has a story that he wantedto tell in the pod. Oh,
I changed my mind. You whatdo you mean? I know I told
the story on the air. Yeah, I told it was a story about
my sister's dog. Wait, let'ssee if John can retell. Yes,
John, what was the story toldon the air? John? Is this
the rabbit one? Let's find out, John, Yeah, story sister was
Okay, the details are gonna bea little ah okay. But your sister

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was house sitting a dog of somesword, and they also had a rabbit
that was in the backyard in acage, so she thought, and then
the dog brought home a rabbit,and so she thought, oh no,
the dog killed the rabbit. Sothen she cleans off this rabbit, puts
it back in the cage on niceand clean, so they would think that
the rabbit just died inside the cage. Turns out the rabbit was buried all

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along. And it's like she broughtup the rabbit from ghosts past. What
the I don't even know what?What's a percentage of part? He was
definitely hearing some of he was hearingsomething. My sister, it was everybody
got she could tell the story liketheir eyes closed right now. But I'm
a goldfish like you got after fortyfive seconds, did I'm out? You're

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gone? After five checking back in, I'm like, oh, we're still
in the story. And then Ipick up some details. My sister was
house sitting next door, like thehouse next he right, she actually has
the dog. It's her dog.Her dog dug up the rabbit. She
thought her dog had killed the neighbor'srabbit, right, cleans it off,
puts it back in the cage.Neighbor comes home, freaks out, screams,
oh my god. Thereena runs overwhat happened, like, did the

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rabbit die? Natural causes what happened? Because she didn't want her to know
that her dog killed a rabbit.And the lady goes, no, we
buried this rabbit like three days ago. Then thereen realizes her dog dug up
the rabbit and she cleaned it off, put it back in the cage.
There's something about rabbits and dogs.Because we were out of town and our
neighbor's daughter was in charge of comingover and watching our dog and our rabbit.

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And when we got back from ourvacation, we were told that our
rabbit Smudge got out of her cageand ran away. Years later, like
during the pandemic, we found outthat was not true, and our dog
Shadow got a hold of Smudge.Okay, Rabbits are slower when you have

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them as pets than they are inthe wild, because I'd be so impressible
if a dog can grab a wildrabbit. There's been so many times I've
tried all the time. Man,it's shocking it happens. You know,
eventually you find one that turns leftwhen it's sure to turn right, and
the kytie goes the same direction.Rabbits are like they live a life like
a goalkeeper in soccer. Okay,because when you're taking a penalty shot a

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goalkeeper, honestly, they don't knowwhere you're going to go. You try
and read the person, et cetera, and sometimes you just dive left or
you dive right. If you chosethe right way, you're dead and you've
got a chance to getting the ball. Shows the wrong way, the balls
going to other side, you looklike a fool. Same thing with rabbits,
Man, they go left to right. You just choose one, you
might get them. Rabbits don't runstraight, is it worth having a pet

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bunny though, like, what's theappeal? Really cut? We loved it.
They do eat a lot of wiresand stuff. You have to be
careful, let's chew on things.But like, are they fun? They
would come inside the house, youknow, her Their cages were outside,
but they were big above the ground. They had a roof and all that.
But then we would bring them inside. They'd hop around. They they
take nasts. It was a lotof poop, a lot of little rabbit

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pellet poop. But you know,just like laying on the ground in your
house. Yeah, they weren't pottytrained. Huh. They just pooped in
your house. Te tiny little pooppellets and yeah, we're good with that.
They came up right up, supercut. Right, they're dry,
So I'm sure at some point therabbit had a bad tummy. I didn't
need the consistency of the rabbit poops. You asked for all this, John,

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for my question today, it's diwrecked at one person. Can we
get Laura, Oh, sit inthe couch of this Yeah, Laura.
Laura got out of the couch andwe all go, oh, we can
sit in the couch free open spaces. Laura I was just curious. I
know, you just moved in withyour boyfriend, and like, that's something
I've never done in my life.Yep, And I'm just curious, how's

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it been going. Can you pleasebe quiet down there? Yes, thank
you. Sorry, I'm just sortof silence the children. What is event
like moving in with and this isthe first time you've ever lived with this,
This is the first time and aguy like other than my dad,
I've never had brothers or any ofthat. Sorry, give just the lowdown,
so nice. And I was talkingabout this with Jill, and I

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was just saying that living with apartner is like a completely different dynamic than
I ever thought it would be.It's just honestly fun. Twenty four to
seven. And yes, we've onlylived together, you know, a week
or two, and I'm sure likethe married, Yeah, they're laughing,
this is like the first honeymoon.But yeah, the benefit I have is
my boyfriend I have completely offposite schedules, so he doesn't get home till ten

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pm every night and I leave,Yeah, and I leave at five point
thirty in the morning, so kindof works out perfectly for us. You
know, we just get that littlebit of interaction. But other than that,
honestly, we have knot butt heads. We have the exact same living
method. We're both a little bitmessy. Don't tell anyone that. But
yeah, it's just been the best. That's so exciting. What has been

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like a challenge you didn't foresee sofar? Or has there been any closet
space? Oh, because I've neverhad to share a closet with someone.
I've always been incredibly lucky and hadexcuse me, what they yawning? You
learn to ignore, you learn toduring my Toyota there yawning a whole bag
of groceries during my Toyota spot today. The amount of crinkling of those bags

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during John's Toyota commercial. We did, but you didn't have to make it
so loud when you came in.Weird, but it does make sense.
No one heard a second ago,but we did. As we're telling the
story. Yeah, yeah, butno one should. What what you said

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you were? This is good,This is good hearing about it. Go
on, what did I just say? You play the big boys. I'm
pulling it onto you because I actuallypay attention to my friends. I talked
about the joy of living with Benand how you only lived with your father,
you had no brothers or anything likethat. But the biggest struggle for
you actually has been closet space.That's one of the biggest problems. Lived

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there about a week or two,you enjoy the time of Ben. Ben
has different hours and you Bengo's beenaround like ten o'clock, which is odd
because you have to be at workat five thirty in the morning. So
you're playing with the big boys nowor was he planning to get you off
the couch the whole time? I'mthe big girl chess not checkers. I'm
going what checkers? Playing chess?Not checkers? Oh gotcha, they said,
chestnut chess? Chestnut checker is I'mchecking your chestnuts? But yes,

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John, closet space is a nicepad. Are you living with him?
And so there's is there a guestroom or something or is it one bedroom?
It's two bedrooms. But at themoment his sister lives there, going
off to college soon mid school.When she moves out, then I'll get
her close. But at the momentwe're just trying to navigate where to put

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on my shoes. The same bathroomwe do have. You had a a
situation where you needed the bathroom reallybad when the other person was around.
We are very lucky that there aretwo bathrooms that we have access to.
And John, yes, we havebeen through that part of our relationship where
you both say it's time. There'sa closeness like no other that experience,

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and you know, it defines Ithink how your relationship is going to go,
how you handle that situation. Doyou have one Toto or two totos?
Three tots, two bathrooms, bathroomsin the apartmentthroom, not going to
use his sister's bathroom? Well,eventually, eventually you can, right,
Uh, bathrooms? A Toto isthe Biday? More than likely there's a

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total brand of toilets, but we'retalking about the Biday that toto makes.
It squirts water on your toush threedays in the days and are the days
what everyone talks them to be?Yes? Them honestly so bad, They're
amazing. I was skeptical, I'mnot gonna lieboard rooms like just try it,
And I was like, nah,not for me. Once you tart,

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you conquer back. I'm that that'strue. You know, just ordinary
toilet paper doesn't seem good. Wasthere like a comfortability curve on this or
like just going in the first timefull spread. You're like, I'm in
this well for me and I'm Ican speak for Laura. You have to
learn how to maneuver your tush andit's a constant process in some respects because

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the stream with mine, you canhave a heavy stream, a small stream,
powerful stream, pulsating stream. Yeah, exactly, it's like wind.
Ex Gener're exactly right, and youknow you don't want that straight into the
cosmos because then it's it's going upinto your colon and you're getting an anima
at that point you're not looking forthat. Is this how the experience was

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for you? Well? Actually,John, with most totos, there isn't
an off button to the water.You have to press the air button and
I did not know how to dothat, so I had to get off
the toilet and the water was stillremote control because I do, but I
didn't know how to work. Thereis enough do you know that? Do

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you know the little the little squareup the top, If you touch that,
it turns it off. And Iwas embarrassed and I was like,
maybe if I just stand up,it's a censor. And it wasn't then
the ceilings were yeah, but itwas fine. I worked out how to
use it now and I'm a Totolover. Yeah, And there's a different
spray for the tush, right,is a spray for the tush and we

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all have those. But then fora lead the area, there's another spray
that just does the lady area right, different angles. I'm sure. Yeah,
I tried it out. Would youlook at that? You know I
tried out on that night. Hey, big news though. Beyonce's album comes
out tonight, Cowboy Carter. Iknow Brian's eyes are huge right now.

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So we'll talk about that tomorrow morningNew Music Friday, or two more minutes
than we talk about it here.No, okay, I mean we do.
We end weirdly we're talking about thelady spray thing. Are people gonna
be I think left wanting more?First tip to check in with us tomorrow
at Valentine in the morning.